Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e38 Episode Script

HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
I'M THE TOUGHEST CA
IN TOWN.
- YOU WOULDN'T BE TALKING THA
WAY IF HEATHCLIFF WERE HERE.
- HMPH!
HEATHCLIFF?
I'M NOT AFRAID
OF HEATHCLIFF.
WHY, IF HE
WERE HERE RIGHT NOW,
I'D SHOW HIM
A THING OR TWO.
- UH, HEATHCLIFF.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
I SAID, HEATHCLIFF.
IF THAT FATSO
WERE HERE,
I'D TEACH HIM A LESSON
HE'D NEVER FORGET.
- HEY, UH, HECTOR, I GUESS
CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION.
- HUH?
YAA-AA-AAH!
- WOW! HEATHCLIFF
IS SURE MAD.
- YEAH, HE SURE IS.
[TIRES SCREECH]
[BREATHING
HEAVILY]
- AH, THAT'S
ENOUGH EXERCISE FOR TODAY.
I THINK I'LL CHECK OU
WHAT IGGY'S UP TO IN SCHOOL.
- WELL, I GUESS I SHOWED HIM.
- HMM.
- NOW, CLASS,
I KNOW YOU'VE ALL
BEEN WORKING HARD
ON YOUR PROJECTS
FOR THE SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR.
BE SURE YOU'RE A
THE AUDITORIUM PROMPTLY AT 2:30
SO YOU CAN HAVE ENOUGH TIME
TO SET UP YOUR PROJECTS.
AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU.
- HEY, ROG, TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS.
I'VE MADE
A SLIGHT ADJUSTMEN
ON THE REOSTATIC
VELOPILATOR CONTROL
ON MY COMPUTERIZED
ELECTRONIC
SOLAR HIGH-ALTITUDE
TRANSCEIVER.
IN SO DOING,
I HAVE INCREASED
THE SOLAR BOUNCE
BY 10 MEGAHERTZ.
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS.
MY ALTERATION'S
CURRENT TRANSFORMER IS A-OK.
I TESTED I
LAST NIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR
THE SCIENCE FAIR, NUTMEG?
- UH, UH, IT'S, UM,
A SECRET.
- A SECRET?
YOU PROBABLY
DON'T EVEN HAVE
A PROJECT.
[BELL RINGING]
- [SIGHS]
- FACE IT, NUTMEG.
INVENTING SCIENTIFIC GADGETRY
JUST ISN'
YOUR CUP OF TEA.
- YEAH. YOU MAY BE
A GOOD BALL PLAYER, IGGY,
BUT THERE'S NO WAY
YOU COULD THINK UP
ANYTHING WORTHWHILE.
- LET'S GO, ROG.
WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT WORK TO DO
ON OUR PROJECTS.
- OH, YEAH?!
I HAVE A GREAT PROJECT.
YOU'LL SEE.
OH, HI,
HEATHCLIFF.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
- [SLURPING]
- BOY, THEY CAN PU
A MAN ON THE MOON,
BUT THEY CAN'
THINK UP AN EASY WAY
TO BUTTER TOAST.
- THAT'S IT!
AN AUTOMATIC
TOAST BUTTERER.
- WHAT'S THAT, IGGY?
- AN AUTOMATIC
TOAST BUTTERER--
THAT'S THE PERFECT PROJEC
FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR.
I'VE GOT TO
GET IT STARTED.
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.
- YEAH, I REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS JUS
ABOUT IGGY'S AGE,
I INVENTED AN AUTOMATIC
TOOTHPASTE SQUEEZER.
IT WAS A GOOD ONE, TOO.
- [HEATHCLIFF MUTTERING]
[WRENCH TURNING]
- WELL, HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S ALL DONE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AH, COME ON,
HEATHCLIFF.
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
WHEN YOU SEE
THIS THING
BUTTER TOAST,
YOU'LL CHANGE
YOUR TUNE.
- HMM. LOOKS LIKE A REJEC
FROM A BAD
SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE.
- [HUMMING]
- AH. OH, SPIKEY?
HEY, MAYBE I CAN PU
THIS MACHINE TO GOOD USE.
UH, HEY, SPIKE.
COME HERE.
- WHO, ME?
- UH, YEAH.
COME ON IN.
[CHUCKLES]
UH, WHAT'S
ON YOUR MIND,
HEATHCLIFF?
- I JUST WANTED
TO SHOW YOU IGGY'S
NEW SCIENCE PROJECT.
YEAH, THAT'S ALL.
- [SNIFFS]
WHAT IS IT?
- OH, IT'S AN AUTOMATIC
TOAST BUTTERER.
- AN AUTOMATIC
TOAST BUTTERER?
HA HA HA
OH, HO HO!
[GROANS]
- [GIGGLES]
YEAH. AN AUTOMATIC
TOAST BUTTERER
FOR A BIG LOAF OF BREAD.
- MY FAMILY
HAS NO LUCK
WITH CRAZY
INVENTIONS.
- [LAUGHING]
- MY GRANDFATHER
GOT CAUGH
BY AN AUTOMATIC
TOOTHPASTE SQUEEZER.
- OK, HEATHCLIFF.
I'M GOING TO GE
SOME TOAST.
NOW YOU'RE REALLY
GOING TO SEE
SOME ACTION.
JUST ONE
LITTLE TURN
HERE, AND THIS BABY
WILL REALLY HUM.
[TOAST BUTTERER SPEEDS UP]
- MEO-OW!
- SORRY, HEATHCLIFF.
GUESS THERE'S
STILL A FEW BUGS
TO WORK OUT.
- [MUTTERING]
- [STUDENTS TALKING]
[WRENCH TURNING]
- 5 MINUTES TO JUDGING.
5 MINUTES TO JUDGING.
- 5 MINUTES?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, HEATHCLIFF.
I'VE GOT TO GE
SOME MORE TOAST.
- I THINK I'LL CHECK OU
SOME OF THESE CONTRAPTIONS.
HMM. HOW CAN I
LIVEN THIS PLACE UP?
HMM.
AH, THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE.
[TOAST BUTTERER CHUGGING]
- [HEATHCLIFF LAUGHING]
FULL SPEED AHEAD.
GOING UP!
[DOG PANTING]
- HMM. NOT VERY GOOD.
- TSK, TSK, TSK.
- I THINK I SHOULD
BUTTER THIS MACHINE UP.
THIS THING LOOKS LIKE
IT SHOULD BE IN ORBIT.
WHEW! BEING A TROUBLEMAKER
IS SURE TIRING.
[GIGGLES]
- BOY, I HOPE THE JUDGES
LIKE MY INVENTION.
- IT'S VERY STRANGE,
BUT NONE OF THE PROJECTS
APPEAR TO BE
OPERATING PROPERLY.
- MY DEAR JUDGES,
THE THEORY BEHIND MY INVENTION,
THE COMPUTERIZED ELECTRONIC
SOLAR-POWERED
HIGH-ALTITUDE TRANSMITTER,
IS SIMPLE.
I PUNCH IN THE CODE,
AND MY CREATION
SPRINGS TO LIFE.
[SPUTTERING]
- DISQUALIFIED!
- MY PROJEC
IS AN AUTOMATIC
TOAST BUTTERER.
- HMM. PERFECTLY
BUTTERED TOAST.
FINALLY, A PROJECT THAT DOES
WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO.
FIRST PRIZE!
- [CHUCKLING]
- GEE, HEATHCLIFF,
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I WON FIRST PRIZE.
- HA HA HA! ME NEITHER.
- I WANT TO GET UP EARLY
SO I CAN POLISH MY MACHINE
BEFORE THE AWARDS CEREMONY
TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
NIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
- IGGY NUTMEG,
FOR YOUR DESIGN
AND CREATION
OF THIS AUTOMATIC
TOAST BUTTERING MACHINE,
WE AWARD YOU
FIRST PRIZE IN
THE ANNUAL SCIENCE FAIR.
NOW, IGGY,
WOULD YOU PLEASE
DEMONSTRATE YOUR INVENTION
TO ALL OF THOSE SEATED IN
OUR AUDITORIUM TODAY?
- I'D BE HAPPY TO.
THIS IS
MY INVENTION,
THE AUTOMATIC
TOAST BUTTERER.
IN ORDER
TO OPERATE IT,
I HAVE ONLY TO
THROW THIS LEVER
YIKES!
- UH-OH.
- THERE'S HEATHCLIFF.
LET'S GET HIM!
- [MEOWING]
- [CATS PANTING]
- YOU CAN'
ESCAPE FROM ME.
- STOP!
- WOO! AAH!
- AAH!
- MUNGO!
- WHO-OO-OA!
WHO-OO-OA!
WHO-OA!
- OOH! THAT LEROY
HAS GOT TO BE TAUGH
A LESSON.
HE CAN'T PUSH US AROUND
LIKE THIS.
- YOU'RE RIGHT,
HECTOR.
LEROY DOES NEED
TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON,
AND I THINK I KNOW
JUST HOW TO DO IT.
[HAMMERING]
- AH, THIS'LL GIVE LEROY
THE SCARE OF HIS LIFE.
- NOT BAD,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
- WE'LL SEE
HOW WELL WE'VE FARED
BY HOW MUCH
LEROY'S SCARED.
- [GROANING]
- HERE WE GO.
- LEROY SHOULD BE UP AHEAD.
- [SNORING]
HUH?
YIKES!
- [CATS LAUGHING]
- AH, THIS IS THE MOST FUN
I'VE HAD IN WEEKS.
- AAH!
I CAN'T SHAKE THAT THING!
- THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN.
LET ME TRY.
- MUNGO! NO!
- DUH, I THINK I GO
THE HANG OF IT NOW.
- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
- MUNGO!
- DON'T WORRY.
I GOT IT.
- AHA! SO THAT'S IT!
- UH-OH.
[LEROY GROWLING]
- YOU GUYS ARE DOOMED.
COWABUNGA!
- LET ME DRIVE!
- YIKES! OOH!
- [CHUCKLING]
WE SURE
SHOWED LEROY!
- MUNGO, DON'T YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU DID?
YOU COMPLETELY RUINED
OUR PLANS!
- MUNGO, THIS TIME
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY WE PUT UP WITH YOU.
- YOU DON'T?
- LET'S FACE IT,
YOU'RE NOT GOOD
FOR ANYTHING.
- GEE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I BOTCHED UP
OUR PLANS,
AND I DON'T DESERVE
TO BE A PAR
OF THE GANG.
[MOANS]
- MAYBE I WAS
A BIT ROUGH ON HIM.
- FROM WHERE I SIT,
IT LOOKS LIKE
MUNGO'S QUIT.
- WE CAN'T LOSE MUNGO.
HEY, MUNGO. WAIT!
- DUH, I'M GOING FAR AWAY
SO I CAN'T BOTHER
ANYONE ANYMORE.
- MUNGO, ARE WE
GLAD TO SEE YOU!
- HI, GUYS.
AH, YOU DON'
GOT TO PRETEND
YOU CARE
WHERE I'M GOING.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I'M A DUMMY,
AND YOU'RE
BETTER OFF
WITHOUT ME.
- NO, MUNGO.
YOU'RE NOT A DUMMY.
- I AM. I AM.
AND I'M LEAVING
ON THE NEXT TRAIN.
- WE CAN'T LE
MUNGO LEAVE.
HOW WOULD HE
SURVIVE WITHOU
US WATCHING HIM?
- YEAH. WE'RE SORT OF
HIS GUARDIAN ANGELS.
- WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
FIND A WAY TO CONVINCE
MUNGO TO STAY!
- I'VE GOT IT.
WE'LL MAKE MUNGO THINK
THAT WE COULDN'T GET ALONG
WITHOUT HIM.
WE'LL SHOWER HIM
WITH PRAISE.
MUNGO, WE'VE TALKED
IT OVER
AND DECIDED
THAT YOU CAN'
LEAVE US.
WE'D BE LOS
WITHOUT YOU.
- BUT I RUINED THE PLAN.
YOU SAID I WAS STUPID.
- STUPID? CAN'T YOU TELL
WHEN WE'RE
JOKING WITH YOU?
YOU'RE THE BACKBONE
OF OUR GANG.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GUYS?
- OH, YES.
THAT'S RIGHT.
- GEE, WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'LL STAY,
BUT I DO HAVE ONE CONDITION.
YEAH, I THINK
I SHOULD MAKE MORE
OF THE GANG'S DECISIONS.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE
I'M DOING MY SHARE.
- UH, NOW, MUNGO,
UH, DON'T FEEL
YOU HAVE TO.
- NO, NO, NO.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I'LL STAY IN THE GANG.
- ALL RIGHT.
FROM NOW ON,
YOU'LL BE
IN ON ALL OUR PLANS.
- DON'T WORRY,
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
- I WAS RIGHT.
IT IS ROSCO.
- R-R-ROSCO,
THE LEADER
OF THE CLAWS?
- THAT'S THE ONE.
THE CLAWS ARE
THE TOUGHEST GANG
AROUND, NEXT TO US,
NATURALLY.
ROSCO MUST BE
CASING THE JUNKYARD
FOR A POSSIBLE
TAKEOVER ATTEMP
BY HIS GANG,
BUT LUCKILY, WE'RE
PREPARED FOR HIM.
I'VE DEVISED
A SYSTEM
TO FIND OUT WHA
ROSCO IS PLANNING.
I'VE PREPARED
THIS TRAP ESPECIALLY
FOR INTRUDERS
LIKE ROSCO.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS TRICK ROSCO
INTO STANDING
UNDER THIS TREE,
LIKE SO
AND THEN
PULL THIS SWITCH.
ROSCO WILL BE ALL TIED UP,
AND HE'LL BE HAPPY
TO FILL US IN ON HIS PLANS
IN RETURN
FOR US LETTING HIM GO.
- YEAH, CAN I BE THE ONE
TO TRAP ROSCO?
- UH, ALL RIGHT, MUNGO.
- OH, BOY.
OH, BOY. OH, BOY.
- BUT BE VERY CAREFUL
THAT ROSCO
IS DIRECTLY OVER THE TRAP
WHEN YOU PULL THE LEVER.
- DON'T WORRY.
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
- UH, SOMETHING
TELLS ME WE'RE
IN BIG TROUBLE.
- HEY, SO, UH,
I COME BY TODAY
TO TRY AND CLEAR
THE AIR BETWEEN
OUR 2 GANGS.
- YEAH, I ALWAYS LIKE
CLEAN AIR.
LET'S SEE.
WHERE WAS IT?
- UH, WHERE IS WHAT?
- UH, WHAT?
OH. OH, NOTHING.
THERE'S NO TRAP DOOR
AROUND HERE.
I KNOW THAT TRAP DOOR
IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
WHO-OA! OH!
DUH, I WAS RIGHT.
- UH, WELL,
IT WAS GREA
TALKING WITH YOU,
MUNGO, OLD PAL.
I THINK I HAVE
ALL THE INFORMATION
I NEED FOR MY GANG.
- I DON'T THINK THIS WEN
EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN.
- WELL, MUNGO,
DID YOU CAPTURE ROSCO?
- [SARCASTICALLY]
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
MUNGO, HOW COULD
YOU HAVE BEEN SO DUMB?
- [MOANS]
I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD NEVER
HAVE BEEN ALLOWED
BACK INTO THE GANG.
I'M A FAILURE.
[MUNGO SOBS]
- UH, WHAT I MEAN
TO SAY, MUNGO,
IS THAT YOU
DID EXACTLY
WHAT WE WANTED.
- HE DID?
- WE WANTED
ROSCO TO TIE YOU UP.
THIS WAY,
WHEN HE REPORTS
BACK TO THE CLAWS,
THEY'LL BE
OVERCONFIDENT,
AND IT'LL BE
EASIER FOR US
TO DEFEAT THEM.
- THAT MAKES SENSE!
I DID DO A GOOD JOB.
I DID.
- WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
MUNGO IS GOING TO RUIN US.
- I'VE GOT IT.
FROM NOW ON, WE'LL LISTEN
TO WHATEVER MUNGO TELLS US.
WE'LL PRETEND
WE AGREE WITH HIM,
AND THEN WE'LL DO
EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE.
- AND MUNGO'S SO SLOW,
HE'LL NEVER KNOW.
- YO, BEFORE THE DAY IS OUT,
WESTFINSTER JUNKYARD
WILL BE RUN
BY ROSCO AND THE CLAWS.
OK, WE SET UP DECOYS,
AND THEN ATTACK THE JUNKYARD
FROM THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
[CHUCKLING]
RIFFRAFF AND HIS GANG
WON'T STAND A CHANCE.
- IT'S JUST AS I EXPECTED.
ROSCO'S GANG
IS PREPARING TO ATTACK US
FROM THE HILLS OVER THERE.
WE'LL CHARGE THE CLAWS
AND KEEP THEM OU
OF OUR JUNKYARD.
- THAT'S A GREAT PLAN,
RIFFRAFF,
AND I'M JUST THE ONE
TO LEAD THE CHARGE.
- WHAT?
- LET'S GET 'EM!
- UH, MUNGO, YOU'RE
GOING THE WRONG WAY.
- I SENSE THIS WHOLE PLAN
WILL GO A LOT SMOOTHER
IF WE HANDLE I
WITHOUT MUNGO.
HECTOR! WORDSWORTH!
CHARGE!
- [CATS GROWLING]
- WAIT A MINUTE!
THESE DECOYS
ARE PLANTED
BY THE CLAWS.
THEY MUST BE ATTACKING
THE JUNKYARD RIGHT NOW,
AND THE ONLY ONE THERE
TO STOP THEM IS MUNGO!
- YO, THIS IS THE WAY.
WHEN I GIVE
THE WORD,
WE ATTACK.
CHARGE!
- DUH, HOW DID
THIS THING WORK?
OH, YEAH.
LIKE THIS.
- OH, NO.
- MUNGO, YOU CAPTURED
ROSCO AND THE CLAWS
ALL BY YOURSELF.
- SO YOU THOUGHT YOU
COULD FOOL MUNGO,
DID YOU?
- ROSCO'S GANG IS CAUGHT.
MUNGO MUST BE SMARTER
THAN WE THOUGHT.
- CONGRATULATIONS, MUNGO.
YOU DID IT.
- MUNGO, WE'LL NEVER
DOUBT YOU AGAIN.
- HEE HEE HEE!
OH.
[LAUGHTER]
- YA!
IF YOUR CAT SCRATCHES OR BITES,
IT'S BECAUSE HE HAS
TOO MUCH EXCESS ENERGY.
INSTEAD OF HITTING HIM,
GET HIM A SCRATCHING POS
LIKE THIS.
IF HE STILL KEEPS SCRATCHING,
GET A WATER BOTTLE LIKE THIS
AND SPRAY HIM IN THE FACE
WITH IT.
YOUR CAT WON'T ASSOCIATE
THE PUNISHMENT WITH YOU
SO HE WON'T GET INTO TROUBLE
WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE.
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU