Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e59 Episode Script

The Great Tuna Caper/Peco's Treasure

HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
I SURE HOPE HEATHCLIFF
DOESN'T MIND
EATING ACME CAT FOOD
AGAIN, MARCY.
ME, TOO.
GRANDPA'S GETTING UPSE
WITH HEATHCLIFF
FOR EATING ALL THA
REAL TUNA.
HEATHCLIFF!
COME AND GET IT!
HUH?
OOH!
OH, THAT CAT.
OHH!
M-M-MEOW!
PTOOEY!
LET ME GUESS.
HEATHCLIFF WON'
EAT HIS CAT FOOD.
WELL, UH,
I GUESS NOT.
POOR BABY JUS
WANTS SOME TUNA.
THAT'S ALL.
[MUTTERING]
IT'S NICE TO BE APPRECIATED.
HA HA HA HA HA HEH HEH.
THIS CAT IS EATING US
OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME.
UNLESS HE FINDS A WAY
TO BUY HIS OWN TUNA,
HE'S OUT ON HIS TAIL.
GEE, IGGY, WHA
ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE'LL HAVE TO FIND
HEATHCLIFF SOME WAY
TO EARN MONEY.
HOW CAN WE DO THAT?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
TO START LOOKING.
HEY, I KNOW!
THE PAPER!
[SNIFFING]
PEEYUU!
CAN'T YOU FIND
A NICER PAPER?
IT SMELLS LIKE FISH.
HEY, MARCY,
LISTEN TO THIS!
HERE'S A PERFECT JOB
FOR HEATHCLIFF!
"TUNA FLEET NEEDS
RELIABLE CAT TO GO
ON TUNA HUNT.
SOME MOUSING
REQUIRED."
TUNA?
I MAY BE LAZY,
BUT I'M NOT STUPID.
WHERE DO I SIGN?
[GULLS CRY]
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
HEATHCLIFF.
THE SALT AIR WILL BE
GOOD FOR HIM.
I HOPE IT'S A NICE
LONG TRIP.
MEOW, MEOW.
SO LONG!
BYE, HEATHCLIFF!
BYE, HEATHCLIFF!
TA-TA!
[SNORING]
HEY, CAT!
MEOW!
MEW--MEW.
THIS BETTER
BE IMPORTANT.
COME ON, MATE.
LOOK ALIVE!
WE'RE IN TUNA COUNTRY.
TUNA COUNTRY?
HERE COMES LUNCH!
UNH!
[RASPBERRY]
I'LL TRY THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE BOAT.
HEY, MAYBE THEY'RE
SMALLER OVER THERE.
[WHISTLING]
AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD.
HUH?
OHH, WHOA! I GOT ONE!
UGH! UGH!
HEH HEH HEE.
HEH HEH HEE.
[SMOOCH]
YECCH!
OCTOPUS KISS!
WHOA, WHOA!
WHOA, WHOA!
WHOO! WHOO!
OOH! OOH! WHOA! OOH!
PHEW!
OH, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
[MOANING
AND GROANING]
YEOW!
HOW ABOU
IF I LEAD?
HEH HEH HEE.
HEH HEH HEE.
GADZOOK!
YEOW!
YEOW!
OOF!
I'M LOSIN' MY APPETITE
FOR FISH.
OOH!
Captain: FOG AHEAD!
TURN HARD TO PORT.
HERE YOU GO, CAT.
GEE, THANKS.
SHEESH. OH, WELL.
HUH?
HA HA HA HA HA!
HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
IT'S THE PIRATE TROLLER!
THEY'VE STOLEN OUR FISH!
THEY'VE STOLEN MYFISH!
GERONIMO!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
GET OFF THIS SHIP, SWABEE.
AH, GO CHASE YOUR TAIL.
HEY, I FOUND THE TUNA!
GOTCHA!
HEH HEH HEE.
HEH HEH HEE.
HAD ME.
GRRR! GRR-R-R-R!
GRRR! GRR-R-R-R!
OOF!
GOTCHA!
HAD YA.
YOU ARE WALKING THE PLANK.
GET SERIOUS, YOU MUTT.
HEH HEH HOO HOO.
HEH HEH HOO HOO.
[VOICES MURMURING]
GRR-R-R-R!
HEH HEH HEE.
HEH HEH HEE.
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
NO!
ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!
MEOW!
NICE KITTY.
HEY, WHAT IS THIS?
WHOA!
[CRASH]
I'LL SEND A MESSAGE
TO THE TUNA FLEET.
IT'S TIME TO FACE
THE MUSIC, CAT.
[TAPPING]
HEY, I'VE GO
DANCIN' FEET.
HUH?
GRRR!
GR-R-R-R!
HELP!
SAVE ME!
YOO-HOO! MUTT OVERBOARD!
I THINK MAYBE THIS IS
NOT TO BE MY DAY.
NOW, LET'S SEE. HMM.
1/3 OF HOW MANY TUNA
IS, UH--
HEH HEH HEE.
HEH HEH HEE.
AHA!
HUH?
AAH! SLAM JAM
AND A FIDDLE!
SO I AM TO HAVE
THE LAST LAUGH,
MY LITTLE FURBALL.
THIS WILL HOLD YOU,
SLIPPERY ONE.
N-N-N-EOW!
YEOW!
YEOW!
N-N-N-EOW!
TURN THE BOAT AROUND!
I'LL GIVE UP ANYTHING
TO BE RID OF THAT CAT!
YEOW!
YEOW!
UH-OH
OOF!
AAH!
[CRASH]
[CHEERING]
THAT CAT WAS THE BES
INVESTMENT WE EVER MADE.
I'M NOT DONE
WITH YOU YET.
GRRRR!
BUT I'M DONE WITH YOU!
NOT AGAIN?!
LET ME GO!
DOGS ARE SO DUMB.
[WHISTLING]
[SPLASH]
HEH HEH HEE.
HEH HEH HEE.
MMM!
NEXT TIME I GO FISHIN',
IT'LL BE AT THE FISH STORE.
HEH HEH HEE.
HEH HEH HEE.
[ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYS]
[STATIC]
[MUSIC STOPS]
HEY, MUNGO,
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
IN YOUR HEAD,
BUT THE RADIO'S DEAD.
UH, YEAH!
I KNEW THAT.
UHH, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL FIX IT.
IT'S COOL.
DON'T FOOL WITH ANYTHING.
UHH, HERE'S WHAT'S WRONG.
YEOW!
OOH!
WHOA!
DON'T BE A BUG.
PULL THE PLUG!
SORRY, BOSS.
I HAD IT FOR A MINUTE.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG.
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG.
IT'S THE 2 GENIUSES
IN THE CAR.
WE'D BETTER SEE
WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.
OH, BOSS, DO I HAVE
TO TAKE THAT WAY OUT?
SORRY, HECTOR.
THERE'S ONLY ROOM
FOR ME THIS WAY.
YEOW!
AAH! AAH!
AYE! WHOA!
WHOO!
OHH!
YOU GUYS RUINED THE GAME
I WAS WATCHING ON TV.
YA GOT A GOOD REASON?
UH, YEAH, BOSS.
I WAS FIXIN' THE RADIO
LIKE THIS WHEN--
YEOW!
UH, HEY!
WHAT IS A PAM?
I'LL TAKE IT, NITWIT.
HEY!
IT'S A MAP, BRIGHT BOY.
YOU WERE READING I
BACKWARDS.
AND ONLY
HALF A MAP?
A TREASURE MAP!
IT'S THE LOS
CAT MAN MINE!
WE'RE RICH!
A MANSION
IN THE CANYON
INSTEAD OF A TRUNK
IN THE JUNK.
FIRST WE HAVE TO FIND
THE OTHER HALF OF THIS MAP.
IT MUST BE IN THE DESERT,
BUT I WONDER WHO HAS IT?
LOOK! IT'S OUR
MANSION IN THE CANYON!
SOME MANSION!
IS THE SUN
GETTING TO YOU?
WELL,
LET'S SEE WHO'S HOME.
YO, I'M
AN OLD-FASHIONED MINER ♪
WHO'S JUS
AN OLD PROSPECTOR ♪
[TWOING]
IF I KNEW WHO HAD
THE OTHER HALF
OF THIS HERE MAP
MY DADDY LEFT ME,
I'D BE THE RICHEST CA
IN THE DESERT, YEAH.
[CLANGING]
HUH! AIN'T BEEN NO STRANGERS
HERE FOR YEARS.
COULD BE TROUBLE.
CAN YOU HEAR
ANYTHING, BOSS?
UH, YEAH!
CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING?
OHH!
OOH!
ALL I CAN HEAR
IS YOU 2 YAPPIN'.
NOW, KEEP QUIE
AND LISTEN.
AAH!
OOH!
UGH!
HEY!
OH!
HEY, THIS IS NO TIME
FOR A CATNAP.
WE HAVE TO FIND
THE OTHER HALF
OF THAT MAP.
MAP?
THESE GUYS MUST HAVE
THE OTHER HALF
OF MY DADDY'S
TREASURE MAP.
NOW, LISTEN, SHORTY,
I'M PECOS,
AND I WANT THE OTHER HALF
OF MY DADDY'S MAP.
NOW, HOLD ON, PAL.
FIRST OF ALL,
MY NAME IS RIFF RAFF,
AND, SECOND, WE FOUND
OUR MAP FAIR AND SQUARE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GIVE US YOUR MAP!
WE'VE GOT THE BIG "V"
ON OURS.
HEY, A BIG "V," HUH?
MIGHTY STRANGE.
SO DOES MINE.
EH, EEH, WELL,
HOW ABOUT WE BECOME
PARTNERS THEN?
SHAKE AND I'LL TELL YA.
THE TREASURE'S BURIED
IN SPOOKY HILL.
HEY, RIFF RAFF,
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
SPOOKY HILL'S A GHOST TOWN,
YOU KNOW?
IT MAY BE HAUNTED.
HA HA HA!
YEAH, BU
THE MAP SAYS THERE'S
A PAINTED DESERT HERE.
THAT CAT IS MAD,
JUST LIKE HIS DAD.
JUST LIKE
THE MAP SAYS
THE PAINTED DESERT!
UH, HE WAS RIGHT.
IT'S A PAINTED DESERT.
WHOA! THE COLORS
ARE BRIGHT, OUTTA SIGHT!
WHICH WAY
DOES THE MAP SAY?
UH, THAT WAY.
UH, THAT WAY.
THAT WAY.
LET'S SPLI
INTO 2 GROUPS.
HECTOR, YOU AND WORDSWORTH
GO THAT WAY.
MUNGO CAN CARRY ME THIS WAY.
THAT MUST BE THE WAY
TO SPOOKY HILL.
WHOA!
YEOW!
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A TWIST OF FATE.
WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER
GET WALKIN',
BUT WHICH WAY TO GO?
[HISSING]
OH, MY.
HI THERE.
CARE FOR AN APPLE?
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
JUST KIDDING.
IT'S AN OLD HABIT.
YOU'RE FRIENDLY?
WELL, OF COURSE I AM!
COULD I BE ANY OTHER WAY
DRESSED LIKE THIS?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M HEADING
FOR SPOOKY HILL,
BUT I'M LOST.
HOP ON.
I'LL GET YOU THERE
BEFORE YOU CAN
HISSLE DIXIE.
[HISSLING DIXIE]
HISS HISS HISS HISS
HISS HISS HISS HISS
HISS HISS ♪
COME ON, MUNGO.
WE'LL NEVER GET THERE.
UH, I CAN'T GO
ANY FASTER, BOSS.
I WISH THEY HAD TAXIS
ON THIS DESERT.
HOP ON.
WHERE TO, BUB?
SPOOKY HILL,
AND STEP ON IT.
[HONKY TONK PIANO PLAYS]
[RATTLING]
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
NO PROBLEM.
S-S-S-SEE YA AROUND.
HA HA HA!
FAB GRAB, HECTOR.
WHERE'S RIFF RAFF
AND MUNGO?
WHOO!
WHOO!
OY!
UGH!
OH! OH!
WELCOME TO SPOOKY HILL,
SUCKERS!
CAN'T STICK AROUND.
GOT TO GET TO THE AIRPORT.
THAT MINE MUST BE HERE
SOMEWHERE.
YEAH, BOSS, AND WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT OLD MINER?
HE HAS THE OTHER HALF
OF THE MAP.
YIII! THE TOWN
IS HAUNTED!
HEY, THERE'S NO TOOL SHED
ON THIS MAP,
AND THE SALOON
DOESN'T BELONG
ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET.
HMM. UH, HOUSE MOVERS,
MAYBE.
NO, DUMMY.
IT'S A FRONT.
THAT MUST BE
THE LOST MINE,
AND I BET I KNOW
WHO WAS UNDER
THAT TOOL SHED.
COME ON.
LET'S GO!
I GOT A BAD FEELIN'
ABOUT THIS, BOSS.
WHAT ABOUT THE GHOST?
IT'S NOT A GHOST.
IT'S PECOS CAT HIMSELF.
TRUST ME.
OK, PECOS,
OUT OF THERE.
IS THIS WHA
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
OOH!
OH!
UGH!
UH, GEE, SORRY, PAL.
THEY DON'
BUILD TOOL SHEDS
LIKE THEY USED TO.
HEE HA!
THAT'S IT!
2 Vs FORM AN "X"!
HA HA HA!
THOSE CATS WILL NEVER
FIGURE IT OUT!
THERE HE GOES!
OOF!
UGH! OH!
WHICH WAY
DID HE GO, MUNGO?
UH, I THINK
IT WAS, UH
THAT WAY.
TOWARD THA
BIG "X."
All: "X?"
IT'S THE TREASURE!
LET'S GO!
All: OOH! WAAH!
HA! IF YOU CATS
WOULD GIVE ME SOME ROOM,
I COULD DIG,
'CEPTIN' I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANYTHING
DOWN HERE.
[CLANK]
TREASURE!
YEAH, WE'S RICH!
GOLD, DIAMONDS!
MMM!
[CREAK]
SALMON?
SALMON?!
YEAH. MY DADDY KNEW
A GOOD THING
WHEN HE SEEN ONE.
THE MINERS LEF
THIS HERE SALMON
WHEN THE GOLD MINE
DRIED UP.
UH, THAT'S LIKE
A MOVIE I SAW--
TREASURE
OF THE SALMON MADRE.
AHH!
AT LEAST PECOS CAT'S
DADDY KNEW HOW TO EAT.
I KNEW IT WAS
A FISHY TREASURE,
BUT NOW WE'VE GO
A WHALE OF A TALE.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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