Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s02e09 Episode Script
Something Fishy/Christmas Memories
1
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
LOOK AT THIS!
AN ADVERTISEMEN
FROM THE
VON RUFF INSTITUTE
OF AVERSION THERAPY.
SAYS THEY CAN BREAK
ANY BAD HABI
IN MAN OR BEAS
IN JUST TWO DAYS.
OH! HOW DO
THEY DO THAT?
USES THE LATES
SCIENTIFIC TECHNIQUES.
MY, MY! WHAT WON'
THEY THINK OF NEXT?
[ALARM BELL RINGING]
STOP, THIEF!
COME ON, GUYS.
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
[BARKING]
[WHISTLE]
[HELICOPTER]
UH-OH!
AAH!
[GULP]
FISH STEALING APRIL 9,
MAY 20, JUNE 6 AND 9.
YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL
ADDICTION TO FISH.
I'M AFRAID I HAVE
NO CHOICE BUT TO--
PLEASE DON'T SEND
HEATHCLIFF TO JAIL,
YOUR HONOR.
I THINK THERE'S
A WAY TO CURE HIM.
LET'S HEAR IT, THEN.
THESE FOLKS
AT THE VON RUFF
INSTITUTE
GUARANTEE THEY CAN
BREAK ANY BAD HABI
IN MAN OR BEAST.
I THINK WE SHOULD
TRY IT OU
ON HEATHCLIFF.
TRY IT OUT ON HEATHCLIFF?
HMM. I'VE SEEN
THEIR ADS ON TV.
ALL RIGHT.
THE PRISONER IS PLACED
IN YOUR CUSTODY
FOR AVERSION THERAPY.
THANK YOU,
YOUR HONOR.
I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THIS.
[GERMAN ACCENT]
SO THIS IS
THE CRIMINAL.
YES, YOUR EXCELLENCY.
MEOW!
PLEASE NOT TO WORRY.
THIS ANIMAL
WILL BE CURED.
GOOD DAY.
WELL, SEE YOU
LATER, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU COOPERATE
WITH THE DOCTOR, NOW.
HE WILL COOPERATE,
AND HE WILL LIKE IT!
SUBJECT: CAT.
OBJECT: FISH.
GOAL: DESTROY TASTE FOR.
THE PRISONER--I MEAN
THE PATIENT IS READY,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
THE PRISONER?
THEN, WE WILL BEGIN.
OH. THIS IS NO
GOING TO BE AS BAD
AS I THOUGHT.
YIPES!
NO!
PHEW!
YOWEE!
ACTIVATE THE CHAIR.
YES, YOUR LORDSHIP.
YOW!
NOW, FOR
THE FISH SMELLS.
YES, YOUR SUPREMENESS.
FISH! I SMELL FISH!
[COUGHING]
AND NOW, PHASE 2.
PHASE 2,
YOUR DOCTORSHIPNESS.
AAH! IT LOOKS SO REAL!
LUNCH BREAK.
THANK YOU FOR
YOUR EXCELLENT COOPERATION.
RELAX AND ENJOY.
OH, BOY!
OOH! OOH! OOH!
HA HA!
BAH!
ONE MORE TIME.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO TRICK ME AGAIN.
SO, YOU HAVE FINISHED
YOUR LUNCH.
GOOD. NOW WE BEGIN
PHASE 3.
OOH!
HA HA HA!
OH, NO!
YOW!
AY!
EEK!
YIPES!
HE BIT OFF MY WHISKER!
OW! OW!
STOP!
YIKES! YOW!
YUM YUM YUM YUM!
[BURP]
YUCK!
HOW GROSS!
OH, NO!
STOP THIS THING.
WHOA!
YOW!
NO!
HELP!
[ECHOING]
HELP!
PHEW! MOM!
THAT WAS GOOD.
PHASE 3 IS COMPLETED.
OH! WHAT A RELIEF!
NOW WE BEGIN PHASE 4.
OH, NO!
HA HA HA!
OH, FISH! GOOD!
MM.
[CHOKING]
STOP IT!
NO MORE! NO MORE!
[GAGGING]
[LAUGHING]
I MUST CONGRATULATE YOU.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
IT'S OVER!
AT LAST!
HA HA HA HA!
[GASPING]
[SPUTTERING]
REST TIME IS OVER.
NOW WE START PHASE 1
ALL OVER AGAIN.
HA HA HA HA!
NO!
SO, IS THE PRISONER CURED
OF HIS CRIMINAL ADDICTION?
YOUR HONOR,
HEATHCLIFF NOT ONLY
DOESN'T WANT TO EAT FISH,
HE CAN'T EVEN STAND
TO HEAR THE WORD "FISH."
AAAH!
I SEE. HE'S AFFECTED
EVEN BY THE WORD "FISH."
AAH!
ALL RIGHT.
BAILIFF?
YOW!
I'M CONVINCED.
CASE DISMISSED!
[CRASH]
THAT CAME
FROM THE KITCHEN.
SOMEONE ATE A WHOLE BOX
OF CHOCOLATE PASTRIES
AND ALL THE LEFTOVER
SIRLOIN STEAK.
AND MY CHEESE
IS GONE!
WHO COULD HAVE
DONE THIS?
I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHO WOULD EAT THA
SMELLY OLD CHEESE
[BURP]
Man: STOP THAT CAT!
HE STOLE A DISH
OF LIVER PATE
AND A BOX
OF OUR MOS
EXPENSIVE CRACKERS!
OW!
OH!
STOP!
THAT'S NOT YOUR
GOURMET PIZZA!
HE STOLE MY PIZZA.
Man: HE STOLE
MY LEMON TART,
AND THEN HE TOOK
A WHOLE PLATE OF PATE.
DOES ANYONE ELSE
HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
I DO, YOUR HONOR.
[NO AUDIO]
AH. HMM. OH.
A TERRIBLE MISCARRIAGE
OF JUSTICE HAS TAKEN PLACE.
IT MUST BE CORRECTED.
I'M PLACING HEATHCLIFF
IN YOUR CUSTODY.
BE BACK HERE IN TWO DAYS.
DR. VON RUFF IS GOING
TO GIVE YOU EMERGENCY
ANTI-AVERSION THERAPY.
[GULP]
HE WILL BE FINE.
PLEASE RECOMMEND US
TO YOUR FRIENDS.
GOOD DAY.
BAILIFF?
HA!
OH, YES! YES! FISH!
CASE DISMISSED!
HERE, HEATHCLIFF.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGH
LIKE TO PLAY WITH
THIS TOY MOUSE.
Man: HERE'S SOME
WATER FOR YOU.
DIG IN, HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
Boy: AND DON'T WORRY,
BUDDY,
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
ALL THE FISH YOU CAN EAT.
UM
WHAT A TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY!
NOBODY REMEMBERED.
NOBODY CARES.
I EVEN LOST MY HAT.
HUH?
GOSH! SOMEBODY DID REMEMBER
MY BIRTHDAY.
THEY EVEN SENT A PRESENT!
HUH?
OH!
HEY, YOU!
COME BACK, HERE!
HEY! HAM BONE!
I'LL GET YOU!
OH!
GOTCHA!
HUH?
All: SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEROY!
HOW COME YOU CATS
ARE GIVING ME A PARTY?
BECAUSE THE CADILLAC CATS
BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD
HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
YEAH. YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS KIND
OF REMINDS ME OF?
THAT CHRISTMASTIME
NOT LONG AGO
WHEN WE WERE ALL ALONE
IN THE SNOW.
YEAH. REMEMBER
THAT FIRST CHRISTMAS
WHEN WE ALL MET?
[HISSING AND MEOWING]
HUH?
[GROWLS]
HA HA!
KNOCK OFF PICKING
ON THAT LITTLE GUY.
3 AGAINST 1
AIN'T FAIR.
WHAT?
LISTEN, YOU.
GET HIM!
OW!
UGH!
OH!
[WHIMPERING]
I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE,
YOU BIG OAF,
BUT IF I NEED
YOUR HELP,
I'LL ASK FOR IT.
GOT THAT?
YEAH? HUH?
[SLURP]
STOP DROOLING AND GO
FIND YOUR OWN FOOD,
YOU OVERGROWN TOM.
HUH? ALL I'VE HAD
THE LAST TWO DAYS
ARE SCRAPS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU PEST.
COME HERE.
[SNORING]
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
HUH?
UH, WE GOT COMPANY,
MR. RIFF RAFF, SIR.
I CAN'T STAND THAT!
COME ON!
CITCHIE-COO!
I'M TICKLING YOU.
HA HA!
HEE HEE!
THIS ARRANGEMEN
IS THE PITS!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
HUH?
[POUNDING]
OPEN THE TRUNK.
FIND THE CAT.
TELL ME, HOW'D YOU
GET WHERE YOU'RE AT?
I CURLED UP IN
THE TRUNK TO GE
OUT OF THE SNOW.
THE OWNER CAME ALONG
AND SHUT THE TRUNK,
AND HERE I AM,
WHEREVER HERE IS.
HEY, RHYMIN' SIMON,
WHO SAID YOU COULD
INVITE FRIENDS?
WORDSWORTH'S THE NAME.
RHYMES ARE MY GAME.
I'M HECTOR.
NUMBER-ONE CAT.
I'M NUMBER ONE.
YOU'RE OUT.
UH, WHY DON'T WE
ALL BE FRIENDS?
YOU WANT TO BE
FRIENDS WITH
THESE JERKS?
STAY WITH THEM.
WOW!
OOH!
SEASON'S GREETINGS,
YOU BEAUTIFUL THING.
I'LL SHOW YOU
A BEAUTIFUL THING.
UH, STOP!
PLEASE
DON'T FIGHT.
OH!OH!
OH!OH!
WOW!WOW!
OH!OH!
OH!
HEY! GET AWAY
FROM THIS JUNKYARD.
UH--LET'S GE
OUT OF HERE.
FOLLOW ME, GUYS.
UH!
OH, NO!
INSIDE.
IT'S MY HOME.
GEE! THE WIND
MUST BE BLOWING.
I REMEMBER THIS PART.
LEROY, GUARDING THIS JUNKYARD
IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
MESS THIS UP
LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE,
I'LL THROW YOU
OUT OF THE FORCE!
UH, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO, MISS CLEO?
UH, WE CAN'T GET BACK
IN THE JUNKYARD.
HMM.
THERE'S ONE WAY YOU MIGHT BE
ABLE TO GET BACK IN,
BUT YOU'LL ALL HAVE
TO WORK TOGETHER.
[SLEIGH BELLS]
HEY.
WHAT?
Cleo: HELLO,
NICE GUARD.
SANTA HAS
A PRESEN
JUST FOR YOU.
YEAH? HE DOES?
OH, BOY!
IS SANTA HERE?
OH, YES.
SANTA'S--
HI THERE,
BIG GUY.
NAME'S RUDOLPH.
YOU HEARD
OF ME, RIGHT?
LISTEN,
OLD DOG BUDDY.
SANTA HERE'S
REAL EXCITED.
ALL THE TRIPS
TO BE MADE,
PRESENTS
TO BE GIVEN--
IT'S TOUGH
ON THE BIG GUY.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
FOR ME?
WOW! THANKS!
DUH, SANTA,
YOU FORGOT YOUR--
HUH?
All: WE DID IT! YAY!
SEE? YOU CANWORK
TOGETHER.
AND YOU'D BETTER
DO IT AGAIN.
NOW!
YOU FOOLED ME!
YOU'RE NOT RUDOLPH!
GEE! CAN'T YOU TAKE
A LITTLE JOKE?
OOH!
UH--
AAH!
YOW!
OOPH!
GOT YOU,
YOU RUNT CAT!
Rhymin' Simon:
OW! OOH! OW!
W-W-WAIT!
[GROWLING]
WHAT? HOW! HUH?
[POP]
OH, NO!
I'M GLAD
YOU'RE SAFE.
YOU ARE?
I MEAN,
SO AM I.
YOW!
WHAT?
UH, YOU GO
ALL FROZEN,
SO WE THAWED
YOU OUT.
TH-THANKS.
YOU CATS MAKE
QUITE A TEAM.
YEAH. NO
A BAD BUNCH,
BUT WE OUGH
TO HAVE A NAME.
HOW ABOU
THE CADILLAC CATS?
THE CADDIE
DID SAVE YOU.
THAT'S A GREAT NAME,
AND THAT'S WHERE
WE'LL STAY.
THE CADILLAC CATS
ARE BORN TODAY.
AND ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
PURR-FECT!
YOU CATS CAN STAY
IN THE CADDIE.
ME, I GOT MY EYE
ON THAT.
NOW, I'VE GO
A FAVOR TO ASK
OF YOU.
SINCE YOU LIVE
IN A MUSIC STORE,
CAN YOU GE
OUR FRIEND
A STEREO HEADSET?
HIS RADIO IS
DRIVING ME NUTS!
SURE, HANDSOME.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S HOW THE CADILLAC CATS
WERE BORN,
AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
WE NOTICED YOU
LOST YOUR HAT.
AW, YOU
SHOULDN'T HAVE.
A HA
FROM A CAT.
THAT'S WHERE
IT'S AT.
WATCH IT,
YOU BIG DOG.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
THIS IS
THE BEST BIRTHDAY
ANYONE COULD HAVE
EVER!
IT'S LIKE--
LIKE CHRISTMAS!
[SLURPING]
I'M SO PROUD
OF EVERYONE,
RIFF RAFF,
ESPECIALLY YOU.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
All: PEACE FOR EVERYONE!
[LAUGHTER]
GET HIM AWAY! GET HIM AWAY!
BOBBY, YOU'VE GOT TO TRAIN THE
PUPPY NOT TO JUMP ON PEOPLE.
IT CAN SCARE THEM.
AW DAD, HE'S LITTLE.
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD TRAIN HIM
NOW, BEFORE HE'S BIG.
WOOF! WOOF!
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN, DAD.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
LOOK AT THIS!
AN ADVERTISEMEN
FROM THE
VON RUFF INSTITUTE
OF AVERSION THERAPY.
SAYS THEY CAN BREAK
ANY BAD HABI
IN MAN OR BEAS
IN JUST TWO DAYS.
OH! HOW DO
THEY DO THAT?
USES THE LATES
SCIENTIFIC TECHNIQUES.
MY, MY! WHAT WON'
THEY THINK OF NEXT?
[ALARM BELL RINGING]
STOP, THIEF!
COME ON, GUYS.
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
[BARKING]
[WHISTLE]
[HELICOPTER]
UH-OH!
AAH!
[GULP]
FISH STEALING APRIL 9,
MAY 20, JUNE 6 AND 9.
YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL
ADDICTION TO FISH.
I'M AFRAID I HAVE
NO CHOICE BUT TO--
PLEASE DON'T SEND
HEATHCLIFF TO JAIL,
YOUR HONOR.
I THINK THERE'S
A WAY TO CURE HIM.
LET'S HEAR IT, THEN.
THESE FOLKS
AT THE VON RUFF
INSTITUTE
GUARANTEE THEY CAN
BREAK ANY BAD HABI
IN MAN OR BEAST.
I THINK WE SHOULD
TRY IT OU
ON HEATHCLIFF.
TRY IT OUT ON HEATHCLIFF?
HMM. I'VE SEEN
THEIR ADS ON TV.
ALL RIGHT.
THE PRISONER IS PLACED
IN YOUR CUSTODY
FOR AVERSION THERAPY.
THANK YOU,
YOUR HONOR.
I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THIS.
[GERMAN ACCENT]
SO THIS IS
THE CRIMINAL.
YES, YOUR EXCELLENCY.
MEOW!
PLEASE NOT TO WORRY.
THIS ANIMAL
WILL BE CURED.
GOOD DAY.
WELL, SEE YOU
LATER, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU COOPERATE
WITH THE DOCTOR, NOW.
HE WILL COOPERATE,
AND HE WILL LIKE IT!
SUBJECT: CAT.
OBJECT: FISH.
GOAL: DESTROY TASTE FOR.
THE PRISONER--I MEAN
THE PATIENT IS READY,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
THE PRISONER?
THEN, WE WILL BEGIN.
OH. THIS IS NO
GOING TO BE AS BAD
AS I THOUGHT.
YIPES!
NO!
PHEW!
YOWEE!
ACTIVATE THE CHAIR.
YES, YOUR LORDSHIP.
YOW!
NOW, FOR
THE FISH SMELLS.
YES, YOUR SUPREMENESS.
FISH! I SMELL FISH!
[COUGHING]
AND NOW, PHASE 2.
PHASE 2,
YOUR DOCTORSHIPNESS.
AAH! IT LOOKS SO REAL!
LUNCH BREAK.
THANK YOU FOR
YOUR EXCELLENT COOPERATION.
RELAX AND ENJOY.
OH, BOY!
OOH! OOH! OOH!
HA HA!
BAH!
ONE MORE TIME.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE?
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO TRICK ME AGAIN.
SO, YOU HAVE FINISHED
YOUR LUNCH.
GOOD. NOW WE BEGIN
PHASE 3.
OOH!
HA HA HA!
OH, NO!
YOW!
AY!
EEK!
YIPES!
HE BIT OFF MY WHISKER!
OW! OW!
STOP!
YIKES! YOW!
YUM YUM YUM YUM!
[BURP]
YUCK!
HOW GROSS!
OH, NO!
STOP THIS THING.
WHOA!
YOW!
NO!
HELP!
[ECHOING]
HELP!
PHEW! MOM!
THAT WAS GOOD.
PHASE 3 IS COMPLETED.
OH! WHAT A RELIEF!
NOW WE BEGIN PHASE 4.
OH, NO!
HA HA HA!
OH, FISH! GOOD!
MM.
[CHOKING]
STOP IT!
NO MORE! NO MORE!
[GAGGING]
[LAUGHING]
I MUST CONGRATULATE YOU.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
IT'S OVER!
AT LAST!
HA HA HA HA!
[GASPING]
[SPUTTERING]
REST TIME IS OVER.
NOW WE START PHASE 1
ALL OVER AGAIN.
HA HA HA HA!
NO!
SO, IS THE PRISONER CURED
OF HIS CRIMINAL ADDICTION?
YOUR HONOR,
HEATHCLIFF NOT ONLY
DOESN'T WANT TO EAT FISH,
HE CAN'T EVEN STAND
TO HEAR THE WORD "FISH."
AAAH!
I SEE. HE'S AFFECTED
EVEN BY THE WORD "FISH."
AAH!
ALL RIGHT.
BAILIFF?
YOW!
I'M CONVINCED.
CASE DISMISSED!
[CRASH]
THAT CAME
FROM THE KITCHEN.
SOMEONE ATE A WHOLE BOX
OF CHOCOLATE PASTRIES
AND ALL THE LEFTOVER
SIRLOIN STEAK.
AND MY CHEESE
IS GONE!
WHO COULD HAVE
DONE THIS?
I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHO WOULD EAT THA
SMELLY OLD CHEESE
[BURP]
Man: STOP THAT CAT!
HE STOLE A DISH
OF LIVER PATE
AND A BOX
OF OUR MOS
EXPENSIVE CRACKERS!
OW!
OH!
STOP!
THAT'S NOT YOUR
GOURMET PIZZA!
HE STOLE MY PIZZA.
Man: HE STOLE
MY LEMON TART,
AND THEN HE TOOK
A WHOLE PLATE OF PATE.
DOES ANYONE ELSE
HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
I DO, YOUR HONOR.
[NO AUDIO]
AH. HMM. OH.
A TERRIBLE MISCARRIAGE
OF JUSTICE HAS TAKEN PLACE.
IT MUST BE CORRECTED.
I'M PLACING HEATHCLIFF
IN YOUR CUSTODY.
BE BACK HERE IN TWO DAYS.
DR. VON RUFF IS GOING
TO GIVE YOU EMERGENCY
ANTI-AVERSION THERAPY.
[GULP]
HE WILL BE FINE.
PLEASE RECOMMEND US
TO YOUR FRIENDS.
GOOD DAY.
BAILIFF?
HA!
OH, YES! YES! FISH!
CASE DISMISSED!
HERE, HEATHCLIFF.
I THOUGHT YOU MIGH
LIKE TO PLAY WITH
THIS TOY MOUSE.
Man: HERE'S SOME
WATER FOR YOU.
DIG IN, HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
Boy: AND DON'T WORRY,
BUDDY,
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
ALL THE FISH YOU CAN EAT.
UM
WHAT A TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY!
NOBODY REMEMBERED.
NOBODY CARES.
I EVEN LOST MY HAT.
HUH?
GOSH! SOMEBODY DID REMEMBER
MY BIRTHDAY.
THEY EVEN SENT A PRESENT!
HUH?
OH!
HEY, YOU!
COME BACK, HERE!
HEY! HAM BONE!
I'LL GET YOU!
OH!
GOTCHA!
HUH?
All: SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LEROY!
HOW COME YOU CATS
ARE GIVING ME A PARTY?
BECAUSE THE CADILLAC CATS
BELIEVE EVERYONE SHOULD
HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
YEAH. YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS KIND
OF REMINDS ME OF?
THAT CHRISTMASTIME
NOT LONG AGO
WHEN WE WERE ALL ALONE
IN THE SNOW.
YEAH. REMEMBER
THAT FIRST CHRISTMAS
WHEN WE ALL MET?
[HISSING AND MEOWING]
HUH?
[GROWLS]
HA HA!
KNOCK OFF PICKING
ON THAT LITTLE GUY.
3 AGAINST 1
AIN'T FAIR.
WHAT?
LISTEN, YOU.
GET HIM!
OW!
UGH!
OH!
[WHIMPERING]
I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE,
YOU BIG OAF,
BUT IF I NEED
YOUR HELP,
I'LL ASK FOR IT.
GOT THAT?
YEAH? HUH?
[SLURP]
STOP DROOLING AND GO
FIND YOUR OWN FOOD,
YOU OVERGROWN TOM.
HUH? ALL I'VE HAD
THE LAST TWO DAYS
ARE SCRAPS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU PEST.
COME HERE.
[SNORING]
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
HUH?
UH, WE GOT COMPANY,
MR. RIFF RAFF, SIR.
I CAN'T STAND THAT!
COME ON!
CITCHIE-COO!
I'M TICKLING YOU.
HA HA!
HEE HEE!
THIS ARRANGEMEN
IS THE PITS!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
HUH?
[POUNDING]
OPEN THE TRUNK.
FIND THE CAT.
TELL ME, HOW'D YOU
GET WHERE YOU'RE AT?
I CURLED UP IN
THE TRUNK TO GE
OUT OF THE SNOW.
THE OWNER CAME ALONG
AND SHUT THE TRUNK,
AND HERE I AM,
WHEREVER HERE IS.
HEY, RHYMIN' SIMON,
WHO SAID YOU COULD
INVITE FRIENDS?
WORDSWORTH'S THE NAME.
RHYMES ARE MY GAME.
I'M HECTOR.
NUMBER-ONE CAT.
I'M NUMBER ONE.
YOU'RE OUT.
UH, WHY DON'T WE
ALL BE FRIENDS?
YOU WANT TO BE
FRIENDS WITH
THESE JERKS?
STAY WITH THEM.
WOW!
OOH!
SEASON'S GREETINGS,
YOU BEAUTIFUL THING.
I'LL SHOW YOU
A BEAUTIFUL THING.
UH, STOP!
PLEASE
DON'T FIGHT.
OH!OH!
OH!OH!
WOW!WOW!
OH!OH!
OH!
HEY! GET AWAY
FROM THIS JUNKYARD.
UH--LET'S GE
OUT OF HERE.
FOLLOW ME, GUYS.
UH!
OH, NO!
INSIDE.
IT'S MY HOME.
GEE! THE WIND
MUST BE BLOWING.
I REMEMBER THIS PART.
LEROY, GUARDING THIS JUNKYARD
IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
MESS THIS UP
LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE,
I'LL THROW YOU
OUT OF THE FORCE!
UH, WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO, MISS CLEO?
UH, WE CAN'T GET BACK
IN THE JUNKYARD.
HMM.
THERE'S ONE WAY YOU MIGHT BE
ABLE TO GET BACK IN,
BUT YOU'LL ALL HAVE
TO WORK TOGETHER.
[SLEIGH BELLS]
HEY.
WHAT?
Cleo: HELLO,
NICE GUARD.
SANTA HAS
A PRESEN
JUST FOR YOU.
YEAH? HE DOES?
OH, BOY!
IS SANTA HERE?
OH, YES.
SANTA'S--
HI THERE,
BIG GUY.
NAME'S RUDOLPH.
YOU HEARD
OF ME, RIGHT?
LISTEN,
OLD DOG BUDDY.
SANTA HERE'S
REAL EXCITED.
ALL THE TRIPS
TO BE MADE,
PRESENTS
TO BE GIVEN--
IT'S TOUGH
ON THE BIG GUY.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
FOR ME?
WOW! THANKS!
DUH, SANTA,
YOU FORGOT YOUR--
HUH?
All: WE DID IT! YAY!
SEE? YOU CANWORK
TOGETHER.
AND YOU'D BETTER
DO IT AGAIN.
NOW!
YOU FOOLED ME!
YOU'RE NOT RUDOLPH!
GEE! CAN'T YOU TAKE
A LITTLE JOKE?
OOH!
UH--
AAH!
YOW!
OOPH!
GOT YOU,
YOU RUNT CAT!
Rhymin' Simon:
OW! OOH! OW!
W-W-WAIT!
[GROWLING]
WHAT? HOW! HUH?
[POP]
OH, NO!
I'M GLAD
YOU'RE SAFE.
YOU ARE?
I MEAN,
SO AM I.
YOW!
WHAT?
UH, YOU GO
ALL FROZEN,
SO WE THAWED
YOU OUT.
TH-THANKS.
YOU CATS MAKE
QUITE A TEAM.
YEAH. NO
A BAD BUNCH,
BUT WE OUGH
TO HAVE A NAME.
HOW ABOU
THE CADILLAC CATS?
THE CADDIE
DID SAVE YOU.
THAT'S A GREAT NAME,
AND THAT'S WHERE
WE'LL STAY.
THE CADILLAC CATS
ARE BORN TODAY.
AND ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
PURR-FECT!
YOU CATS CAN STAY
IN THE CADDIE.
ME, I GOT MY EYE
ON THAT.
NOW, I'VE GO
A FAVOR TO ASK
OF YOU.
SINCE YOU LIVE
IN A MUSIC STORE,
CAN YOU GE
OUR FRIEND
A STEREO HEADSET?
HIS RADIO IS
DRIVING ME NUTS!
SURE, HANDSOME.
[LAUGHTER]
THAT'S HOW THE CADILLAC CATS
WERE BORN,
AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
WE NOTICED YOU
LOST YOUR HAT.
AW, YOU
SHOULDN'T HAVE.
A HA
FROM A CAT.
THAT'S WHERE
IT'S AT.
WATCH IT,
YOU BIG DOG.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
THIS IS
THE BEST BIRTHDAY
ANYONE COULD HAVE
EVER!
IT'S LIKE--
LIKE CHRISTMAS!
[SLURPING]
I'M SO PROUD
OF EVERYONE,
RIFF RAFF,
ESPECIALLY YOU.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
All: PEACE FOR EVERYONE!
[LAUGHTER]
GET HIM AWAY! GET HIM AWAY!
BOBBY, YOU'VE GOT TO TRAIN THE
PUPPY NOT TO JUMP ON PEOPLE.
IT CAN SCARE THEM.
AW DAD, HE'S LITTLE.
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD TRAIN HIM
NOW, BEFORE HE'S BIG.
WOOF! WOOF!
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN, DAD.
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