Henry Danger (2014) s01e14 Episode Script

Super Volcano

1 BUY A FRUIT BAR.
OKAY.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
OKAY.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
OKAY.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
WHY? I'M RAISING MONEY FOR MY SCOUT TROOP.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
I DON'T WANT A FRUIT BAR.
OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE ONE.
NO, I REALLY HA-- NO, I DON'T-- OKAY.
HEY, GUYS.
COME SEE WHAT I GOT.
IT'S GOING TO BE A BUCKET.
MAYBE IT WON'T BE.
IT'S GOING TO BE A BUCKET.
LOOK WHAT I GO FROM THE BUCKET HUT.
YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER BUCKET.
I TOLD YOU.
THIS ONES'S REALLY SPECIAL.
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
SO-- OOH, I GOT TO TAKE THIS CALL.
HELLO? OH, HEY.
I KNOW YOU'RE JUS TALKING INTO A FRUIT BAR.
JUST TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BUCKET.
OKAY.
IT'S MAGNETIC.
WHOA.
WHO KNEW WE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY? YEAH.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
SHE'S COMING.
HERE SHE COMES.
WHO'S COM-- OH, MAN.
GO TALK TO HER.
WHO? BIANCA? YEAH.
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE HER.
YEAH.
BUT HENRY LIKES CHLOE.
HE'S NOT GOING TO SEE CHLOE FOR MONTHS.
HOW COME? FOR MONTHS.
HOW COME? SHE'S DOING THAT REALITY SHOW HOW COME? SHE'S DOING THAT REALITY SHOW "KIDS IN THE WOODS.
" SHE'S DOING THAT REALITY SHOW "KIDS IN THE WOODS.
" WHAT'S IT ABOUT? "KIDS IN THE WOODS.
" WHAT'S IT ABOUT? KIDS IN THE WOODS.
WHAT'S IT ABOUT? KIDS IN THE WOODS.
OH.
GREAT TITLE.
KIDS IN THE WOODS.
OH.
GREAT TITLE.
OOH LOOK, BIANCA'S ALONE.
OH.
GREAT TITLE.
OOH LOOK, BIANCA'S ALONE.
OKAY.
OOH LOOK, BIANCA'S ALONE.
OKAY.
I'M GOING IN.
YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HER.
I LET MY EYES DO THE TALKING.
YEAH.
I LET MY EYES DO THE TALKING.
YEAH.
AND THEY SAID, DUH, DUH-DE-DUH.
[ YELLING .]
[ THUD .]
[ DING .]
[ THUD .]
[ DING .]
HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE POOPS? [ DING .]
HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE POOPS? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE POOPS? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
WHA? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
WHA? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE.
WHA? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE.
YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE.
YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
WELL, IT'S STILL BAD FOR ME.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
WELL, IT'S STILL BAD FOR ME.
WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO WELL, IT'S STILL BAD FOR ME.
WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO WHEN YOU'RE ALL DEAD? WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO WHEN YOU'RE ALL DEAD? WHOA, WHOA.
WHEN YOU'RE ALL DEAD? WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? THAT.
WHAT IS THAT? THAT IS A SUPER VOLCANO 50 MILES BELOW THE SURFACE THAT IS A SUPER VOLCANO 50 MILES BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH, 50 MILES BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH, RIGHT UNDER THIS TOWN.
OF THE EARTH, RIGHT UNDER THIS TOWN.
OH.
RIGHT UNDER THIS TOWN.
OH.
HEY, DO YOU GUYS THINK OH.
HEY, DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD GET MY TEETH WHITENED? HEY, DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD GET MY TEETH WHITENED? HENRY.
I SHOULD GET MY TEETH WHITENED? HENRY.
YOUR TEETH? HENRY.
YOUR TEETH? ARE YOU CRAZY? YOUR TEETH? ARE YOU CRAZY? TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO ARE YOU CRAZY? TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP LIKE A BIG, TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP LIKE A BIG, RED-HOT THROBBING PIMPLE.
IS GOING TO POP LIKE A BIG, RED-HOT THROBBING PIMPLE.
EW.
RED-HOT THROBBING PIMPLE.
EW.
BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA EW.
BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND AND MELT EVERYTHING.
WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND AND MELT EVERYTHING.
YOU MEAN MEL AND MELT EVERYTHING.
YOU MEAN MEL ALL OF SWELLVIEW? YOU MEAN MEL ALL OF SWELLVIEW? ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
ALL OF SWELLVIEW? ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
BUT I JUST ORDERED ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
BUT I JUST ORDERED A NEW BIKE ONLINE.
BUT I JUST ORDERED A NEW BIKE ONLINE.
WHEN DOES IT GET HERE? A NEW BIKE ONLINE.
WHEN DOES IT GET HERE? NEXT WEEK.
WHEN DOES IT GET HERE? NEXT WEEK.
OH, MAN.
NEXT WEEK.
OH, MAN.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO END? OH, MAN.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO END? YOU'RE SURE OF THIS? THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO END? YOU'RE SURE OF THIS? YES.
YOU'RE SURE OF THIS? YES.
SCHWOZ HAS BEEN WATCHING YES.
SCHWOZ HAS BEEN WATCHING THE VOLCANO, SCHWOZ HAS BEEN WATCHING THE VOLCANO, MONITORING THE VIBRATIONS, THE VOLCANO, MONITORING THE VIBRATIONS, AND DOING MONITORING THE VIBRATIONS, AND DOING ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS.
AND DOING ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS.
HOW MUCH TIME ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS.
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT? HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT? JUST UNDER TWO DAYS.
DO WE HAVE LEFT? JUST UNDER TWO DAYS.
OH, OH, JEEZ.
JUST UNDER TWO DAYS.
OH, OH, JEEZ.
I GOT TO GO TELL MY MOM AND DAD.
OH, OH, JEEZ.
I GOT TO GO TELL MY MOM AND DAD.
AND MY COUSINS.
I GOT TO GO TELL MY MOM AND DAD.
AND MY COUSINS.
AND EVERYONE.
YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID, "HENRY, COME BACK.
" IT'S BETTER IF PEOPLE "HENRY, COME BACK.
" IT'S BETTER IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE VOLCANO.
IT'S BETTER IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE VOLCANO.
WHY? DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE VOLCANO.
WHY? SO THEY CAN SPEND WHY? SO THEY CAN SPEND THEIR LAST TWO DAYS SO THEY CAN SPEND THEIR LAST TWO DAYS LIVING THEIR NORMAL LIVES.
THEIR LAST TWO DAYS LIVING THEIR NORMAL LIVES.
RIGHT.
LIVING THEIR NORMAL LIVES.
RIGHT.
ENJOYING THE SIMPLE, RIGHT.
ENJOYING THE SIMPLE, IMPORTANT THINGS ENJOYING THE SIMPLE, IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE PETTING THEIR DOGS, IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE PETTING THEIR DOGS, AND WATCHING TELEVISION, LIKE PETTING THEIR DOGS, AND WATCHING TELEVISION, AND GOING ON THE INTERNE AND WATCHING TELEVISION, AND GOING ON THE INTERNE AND EXPRESSING STRONG OPINIONS AND GOING ON THE INTERNE AND EXPRESSING STRONG OPINIONS BASED ON LITTLE AND EXPRESSING STRONG OPINIONS BASED ON LITTLE OR NO KNOWLEDGE OR INFORMATION.
BASED ON LITTLE OR NO KNOWLEDGE OR INFORMATION.
I DO THAT.
OR NO KNOWLEDGE OR INFORMATION.
I DO THAT.
WELL, IF I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS I DO THAT.
WELL, IF I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT ON THIS EARTH, WELL, IF I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT ON THIS EARTH, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
A GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND A SPOON.
A GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND A SPOON.
A GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND A SPOON.
OH, COME ON, CHARLOTTE.
YOU CAN'T SPEND YOUR LAST TWO DAYS ON EARTH YOU CAN'T SPEND YOUR LAST TWO DAYS ON EARTH JUST STUFFING YOUR FACE.
YOUR LAST TWO DAYS ON EARTH JUST STUFFING YOUR FACE.
YES, I CAN.
IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE WHO CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN.
YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN.
THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
CAPTAIN MAN.
THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! NO.
NO.
NO.
BAD.
OKAY.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
HI, HONEY.
I DYED MY HAIR BROWN AND THEN I FINISHED CUTTING DOWN THAT OLD TREE.
NICE.
DID YOU GET THE STUMP OUT? NOT YET.
WELL, YOU GO TO GET THE STUMP OUT.
PIPER, WHY ARE YOU THROWING ALL THAT FOOD IN THE TRASH? BECAUSE ALL THESE FOODS CONTAIN GLUTEN.
YEAH, SO? I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE GLUTEN INTOLERANT? MY FRIEND MARLA CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
AND NEITHER CAN THE GIRLS CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
AND NEITHER CAN THE GIRLS I EAT LUNCH WITH AT SCHOOL, AND NEITHER CAN THE GIRLS I EAT LUNCH WITH AT SCHOOL, AND THERE'S LOTS I EAT LUNCH WITH AT SCHOOL, AND THERE'S LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES AND THERE'S LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES WHO SAY GLUTEN IS BAD.
OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES WHO SAY GLUTEN IS BAD.
AND CELEBRITIES KNOW EVERYTHING.
WHO SAY GLUTEN IS BAD.
AND CELEBRITIES KNOW EVERYTHING.
WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN' AND CELEBRITIES KNOW EVERYTHING.
WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN' TOLD ME WHY YOU THINK WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN' TOLD ME WHY YOU THINK YOU CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
TOLD ME WHY YOU THINK YOU CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
WHAT IS THIS? YOU CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
WHAT IS THIS? OH, THIS IS THE LAST PIECE WHAT IS THIS? OH, THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE OH, THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF WEDDING CAKE FROM WHEN YOUR DAD AND I OF WEDDING CAKE FROM WHEN YOUR DAD AND I GOT MARRIED.
FROM WHEN YOUR DAD AND I GOT MARRIED.
GLUTEN.
PIPER, IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN, WE'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN, WE'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU TO A DOCTOR TO GET AN OPINION.
WE'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU TO A DOCTOR TO GET AN OPINION.
FINE.
TO A DOCTOR TO GET AN OPINION.
FINE.
BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT.
FINE.
BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT.
I WILL.
BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT.
I WILL.
GOOD.
HEY, GUYS, I'M HOME FROM WORK.
HI, BABY.
I'M HOME FROM WORK.
HI, BABY.
HEY, HEN.
HI, BABY.
HEY, HEN.
HEY, I THINK I'M GOING HEY, HEN.
HEY, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO NEXT DOOR AND SEE IF CHUCK HEY, I THINK I'M GOING TO GO NEXT DOOR AND SEE IF CHUCK WANTS TO WATCH "PITCH PERFECT.
" TO GO NEXT DOOR AND SEE IF CHUCK WANTS TO WATCH "PITCH PERFECT.
" BYE.
WANTS TO WATCH "PITCH PERFECT.
" BYE.
I THINK I'M GOING TO GE BYE.
I THINK I'M GOING TO GE SOME MORE BROWN HAIR DYE.
I THINK I'M GOING TO GE SOME MORE BROWN HAIR DYE.
BYE.
SOME MORE BROWN HAIR DYE.
BYE.
HEY, HEY, WAIT.
BYE.
HEY, HEY, WAIT.
WAIT UP, GUYS.
HEY, HEY, WAIT.
WAIT UP, GUYS.
WHAT? WAIT UP, GUYS.
WHAT? WHATCHA NEED? WHAT? WHATCHA NEED? WELL, I MEAN, WE'RE A FAMILY WHATCHA NEED? WELL, I MEAN, WE'RE A FAMILY AND WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER NOW, WELL, I MEAN, WE'RE A FAMILY AND WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER NOW, BUT MAYBE ONE DAY WE WON'T BE.
AND WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER NOW, BUT MAYBE ONE DAY WE WON'T BE.
SO, CAN'T WE ALL JUS BUT MAYBE ONE DAY WE WON'T BE.
SO, CAN'T WE ALL JUS HANG OUT AND TALK? SO, CAN'T WE ALL JUS HANG OUT AND TALK? WHY? HANG OUT AND TALK? WHY? NO.
WHY? NO.
GROSS.
TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP.
BILLIONS OF TONS THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP.
BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND AND MELT EVERYTHING.
FROM THE GROUND AND MELT EVERYTHING.
ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
AND MELT EVERYTHING.
ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
HEY, HENRY.
ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
HEY, HENRY.
YOU EVER LOOK AT THE STARS? HEY, HENRY.
YOU EVER LOOK AT THE STARS? HUH? YOU EVER LOOK AT THE STARS? HUH? STARS ARE AMAZING.
HUH? STARS ARE AMAZING.
THOUSANDS OF TWINKLING STARS ARE AMAZING.
THOUSANDS OF TWINKLING LITTLE LIGHTS THOUSANDS OF TWINKLING LITTLE LIGHTS SHINING IN THE NIGHT SKY.
LITTLE LIGHTS SHINING IN THE NIGHT SKY.
ALL RIGHT.
SHINING IN THE NIGHT SKY.
ALL RIGHT.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
ALL RIGHT.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
OKAY, DUDE.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
OKAY, DUDE.
HEY.
OKAY, DUDE.
HEY.
WANT TO SEE A PIC HEY.
WANT TO SEE A PIC OF MY NEW BUCKE WANT TO SEE A PIC OF MY NEW BUCKE THAT I POSTED ONLINE? OF MY NEW BUCKE THAT I POSTED ONLINE? NO, NOT REALLY.
THAT I POSTED ONLINE? NO, NOT REALLY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO, NOT REALLY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NOBODY CARES WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB BUCKETS.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMB BUCKETS.
[ GASPS .]
ABOUT YOUR DUMB BUCKETS.
[ GASPS .]
WHA, WHA, WHA.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? WHAT? FIRST YOU TELL ME WHAT? FIRST YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, FIRST YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, THEN YOU SCREAM AT ME.
YOU LOVE ME, THEN YOU SCREAM AT ME.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY MOM.
THEN YOU SCREAM AT ME.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY MOM.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY MOM.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
IT'S JUST LIFE IS SHORT AND-- I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
IT'S JUST LIFE IS SHORT AND-- HEY, GUYS.
IT'S JUST LIFE IS SHORT AND-- HEY, GUYS.
HERE COMES CHARLOTTE.
WHAT'S UP? YOU WEN TO INSIDE-OUT BURGER? YOU WEN TO INSIDE-OUT BURGER? YUP.
TO INSIDE-OUT BURGER? YUP.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU EA YUP.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU EA CHILI CHEESEBURGERS? SINCE WHEN DO YOU EA CHILI CHEESEBURGERS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING CHILI CHEESEBURGERS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING IN GREAT SHAPE FOR THAT 10K RUN.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING IN GREAT SHAPE FOR THAT 10K RUN.
I WAS.
NOW I'M EATING THIS.
CAN I? YEAH, GET IN THERE.
THESE HAVE PICKLES ON THEM.
SO? I THOUGHT YOU BOTH SO? I THOUGHT YOU BOTH HATED PICKLES.
I THOUGHT YOU BOTH HATED PICKLES.
WELL, ONE DAY, JASPER, HATED PICKLES.
WELL, ONE DAY, JASPER, WE MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE WELL, ONE DAY, JASPER, WE MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE TO LOVE OR HATE PICKLES.
WE MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE TO LOVE OR HATE PICKLES.
SO WHILE I AM HERE, I'M GOING TO LOVE OR HATE PICKLES.
SO WHILE I AM HERE, I'M GOING TO GIVE PICKLES A CHANCE.
SO WHILE I AM HERE, I'M GOING TO GIVE PICKLES A CHANCE.
ME TOO.
TO GIVE PICKLES A CHANCE.
ME TOO.
OKAY, PICKLES ARE GROSS.
ME TOO.
OKAY, PICKLES ARE GROSS.
I CAN'T EAT THIS PICKLE.
LET'S GET TO IT, SCHWOZ, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
COME ON, RAY, WHY I HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS? I TOLD YOU.
WHY I HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS? I TOLD YOU.
I PROMISED MY GRANDMOTHER I TOLD YOU.
I PROMISED MY GRANDMOTHER THAT ONE DAY I'D LEARN I PROMISED MY GRANDMOTHER THAT ONE DAY I'D LEARN HOW TO DANCE THE JITTERBUG.
THAT ONE DAY I'D LEARN HOW TO DANCE THE JITTERBUG.
AND IN 42 HOURS HOW TO DANCE THE JITTERBUG.
AND IN 42 HOURS THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY LEF AND IN 42 HOURS THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY LEF ON EARTH TO PRACTICE WITH.
THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY LEF ON EARTH TO PRACTICE WITH.
NOW, COME ON.
ON EARTH TO PRACTICE WITH.
NOW, COME ON.
[ BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS .]
AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
HEY.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
HEY.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
YEAH.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
YEAH.
I'LL TAKE A FRUIT BAR.
THAT'LL BE TWO DOLLARS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'LL TAKE TWO MORE YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'LL TAKE TWO MORE OF YOUR FRUIT BARS.
I TAKE CASH OR CHECKS.
I'M GOING OVER THERE.
NO.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS NO.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH MITCH BILSKY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH MITCH BILSKY.
HE'S BIG AND CRAZY.
WITH MITCH BILSKY.
HE'S BIG AND CRAZY.
HE'S PICKING ON OLIVER.
HE'S BIG AND CRAZY.
HE'S PICKING ON OLIVER.
SO? HE'S PICKING ON OLIVER.
SO? OLIVER DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE IT.
LOOK, WE ONLY HAVE 28 HOURS LEF BEFORE THAT VOLCANO 28 HOURS LEF BEFORE THAT VOLCANO DESTROYS THE WHOLE WORLD BEFORE THAT VOLCANO DESTROYS THE WHOLE WORLD ON FRIDAY.
DESTROYS THE WHOLE WORLD ON FRIDAY.
I KNOW, BUT-- ON FRIDAY.
I KNOW, BUT-- I'M NOT HOLDING I KNOW, BUT-- I'M NOT HOLDING ANYTHING BACK ANYMORE.
I'M NOT HOLDING ANYTHING BACK ANYMORE.
I TOLD JASPER ANYTHING BACK ANYMORE.
I TOLD JASPER I DON'T LIKE BUCKETS, I TOLD JASPER I DON'T LIKE BUCKETS, I ATE FIVE CHILI CHEESEBURGERS I DON'T LIKE BUCKETS, I ATE FIVE CHILI CHEESEBURGERS AFTER DINNER LAST NIGHT, I ATE FIVE CHILI CHEESEBURGERS AFTER DINNER LAST NIGHT, AND NOW, I'M GOING TO STAND UP AFTER DINNER LAST NIGHT, AND NOW, I'M GOING TO STAND UP TO THE BIGGEST JERK IN SCHOOL.
AND NOW, I'M GOING TO STAND UP TO THE BIGGEST JERK IN SCHOOL.
I FEAR NO MAN.
HEY, MITCH! I THINK YOU DROPPED THIS.
OKAY, HART.
NOW YOU AND ME NOW YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO FIGHT.
YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO FIGHT.
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD ARE GOING TO FIGHT.
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD GET YOUR TEETH WHITENED.
IF YOU GUYS FIGHT HERE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY TEACHERS IN FIVE SECONDS.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY TEACHERS IN FIVE SECONDS.
YEAH.
BY TEACHERS IN FIVE SECONDS.
YEAH.
IT'S TRUE.
MONDAY, AFTER SCHOOL IN THE PARKING LO BEHIND THAT JEWISH CHURCH.
AFTER SCHOOL IN THE PARKING LO BEHIND THAT JEWISH CHURCH.
THEY'RE CALLED SYNAGOGUES, BEHIND THAT JEWISH CHURCH.
THEY'RE CALLED SYNAGOGUES, IDIOT.
THEY'RE CALLED SYNAGOGUES, IDIOT.
WHATEVER.
IDIOT.
WHATEVER.
MONDAY AFTER SCHOOL WHATEVER.
MONDAY AFTER SCHOOL BEHIND THE CINDERDOG.
MONDAY AFTER SCHOOL BEHIND THE CINDERDOG.
ON MONDAY? BEHIND THE CINDERDOG.
ON MONDAY? YEAH, SURE, DUDE.
ON MONDAY? YEAH, SURE, DUDE.
LET'S FIGHT ON MONDAY.
YEAH, SURE, DUDE.
LET'S FIGHT ON MONDAY.
SOUNDS GOOD.
COME ON.
HEY, MITCH! I TAKE CREDIT CARDS.
HEY, HENRY.
WHAT'S UP, MAN? YOU WANT TO COME ICE FISHING WITH ME YOU WANT TO COME ICE FISHING WITH ME A WEEK FROM SATURDAY? ICE FISHING WITH ME A WEEK FROM SATURDAY? OLIVER, EVERY MONTH A WEEK FROM SATURDAY? OLIVER, EVERY MONTH YOU ASK ME IF I WANT TO GO OLIVER, EVERY MONTH YOU ASK ME IF I WANT TO GO ICE FISHING WITH YOU.
YOU ASK ME IF I WANT TO GO ICE FISHING WITH YOU.
AND WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME? ICE FISHING WITH YOU.
AND WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME? WHEN I ASK IN PERSON, AND WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME? WHEN I ASK IN PERSON, YOU SAY NO.
WHEN I ASK IN PERSON, YOU SAY NO.
RIGHT.
YOU SAY NO.
RIGHT.
AND WHEN I TEXT YOU, RIGHT.
AND WHEN I TEXT YOU, YOU JUST PRETEND AND WHEN I TEXT YOU, YOU JUST PRETEND YOU NEVER GOT THE TEXT.
YOU JUST PRETEND YOU NEVER GOT THE TEXT.
EXACTLY.
YOU NEVER GOT THE TEXT.
EXACTLY.
NOW, GUESS WHAT? EXACTLY.
NOW, GUESS WHAT? WHAT? NOW, GUESS WHAT? WHAT? I'D LOVE TO GO WHAT? I'D LOVE TO GO ICE FISHING WITH YOU I'D LOVE TO GO ICE FISHING WITH YOU A WEEK FROM SATURDAY.
ICE FISHING WITH YOU A WEEK FROM SATURDAY.
SERIOUSLY? A WEEK FROM SATURDAY.
SERIOUSLY? YEP.
SERIOUSLY? YEP.
HENRY HART, YEP.
HENRY HART, YOU MAKE ME HAPPY.
ICE FISHING WITH OLIVER? A WEEK FROM SATURDAY, THE WORLD WON'T EVEN BE HERE.
A WEEK FROM SATURDAY, THE WORLD WON'T EVEN BE HERE.
YEAH, I KNOW.
THE WORLD WON'T EVEN BE HERE.
YEAH, I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU EATING? YEAH, I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU EATING? A STICK OF BUTTER WHAT ARE YOU EATING? A STICK OF BUTTER WITH SPRINKLES.
A STICK OF BUTTER WITH SPRINKLES.
WHY? WITH SPRINKLES.
WHY? WHY NOT? WHY? WHY NOT? HEY, HEY.
WHY NOT? HEY, HEY.
THERE'S BIANCA.
HEY, HEY.
THERE'S BIANCA.
GO TELL HER YOU LIKE HER.
THERE'S BIANCA.
GO TELL HER YOU LIKE HER.
WHAT'S THE POINT? GO TELL HER YOU LIKE HER.
WHAT'S THE POINT? NONE OF US ARE GOING TO EXIS WHAT'S THE POINT? NONE OF US ARE GOING TO EXIS AFTER TOMORROW.
NONE OF US ARE GOING TO EXIS AFTER TOMORROW.
YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL HER, AFTER TOMORROW.
YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL HER, MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO KISS HER YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL HER, MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO KISS HER BEFORE, YOU KNOW HEY, BIANCA! OH, HI, HENRY! I LIKE YOU.
OH, HI, HENRY! I LIKE YOU.
AND I DON'T JUST MEAN I LIKE YOU.
AND I DON'T JUST MEAN "I LIKE YOU," AND I DON'T JUST MEAN "I LIKE YOU," I MEAN I LIKE YOU LIKE YOU.
"I LIKE YOU," I MEAN I LIKE YOU LIKE YOU.
COOL.
I MEAN I LIKE YOU LIKE YOU.
COOL.
ANYTHING ELSE? COOL.
ANYTHING ELSE? NAH.
ANYTHING ELSE? NAH.
YES.
NAH.
YES.
I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU YES.
I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU IF YOU'RE DOWN FOR THAT.
I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU IF YOU'RE DOWN FOR THAT.
WITH EVERYONE WATCHING? IF YOU'RE DOWN FOR THAT.
WITH EVERYONE WATCHING? YEAH.
WITH EVERYONE WATCHING? YEAH.
LET'S SHOW THEM YEAH.
LET'S SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE, SON.
HOW DO YOU FEEL? FEEL GOOD.
OKAY, PIPER, I WENT OVER EVERYTHING WITH OUR DIETITIAN.
I WENT OVER EVERYTHING WITH OUR DIETITIAN.
WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? WITH OUR DIETITIAN.
WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? THAT YOU CAN EA WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? THAT YOU CAN EA ALL THE GLUTEN YOU WANT.
THAT YOU CAN EA ALL THE GLUTEN YOU WANT.
WHAT? ALL THE GLUTEN YOU WANT.
WHAT? YOU SEE? WHAT? YOU SEE? NO, I DON'T SEE.
YOU SEE? NO, I DON'T SEE.
I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
NO, I DON'T SEE.
I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
I TOLD YOU, BREAD MAKES ME SICK.
I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
I TOLD YOU, BREAD MAKES ME SICK.
BUT YOU ALSO SAID I TOLD YOU, BREAD MAKES ME SICK.
BUT YOU ALSO SAID YOU LOVE SPAGHETTI.
BUT YOU ALSO SAID YOU LOVE SPAGHETTI.
SO? YOU LOVE SPAGHETTI.
SO? DOES SPAGHETTI SO? DOES SPAGHETTI MAKE YOU FEEL SICK? DOES SPAGHETTI MAKE YOU FEEL SICK? NO, IT MAKES ME MAKE YOU FEEL SICK? NO, IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL.
NO, IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL.
WELL, SPAGHETTI FEEL POWERFUL.
WELL, SPAGHETTI IS FULL OF GLUTEN.
WELL, SPAGHETTI IS FULL OF GLUTEN.
AND SINCE IT DOESN' IS FULL OF GLUTEN.
AND SINCE IT DOESN' MAKE YOU SICK, AND SINCE IT DOESN' MAKE YOU SICK, YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM MAKE YOU SICK, YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN.
YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN.
BUT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS WITH GLUTEN.
BUT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS IN MY CLASS BUT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS IN MY CLASS SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
IN MY CLASS SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
AND LOTS SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
AND LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES AND LOTS OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE IT.
OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE IT.
PIPER, GLUTEN SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE IT.
PIPER, GLUTEN IS A REAL PROBLEM PIPER, GLUTEN IS A REAL PROBLEM FOR SOME PEOPLE IS A REAL PROBLEM FOR SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE GLUTEN SENSITIVE, FOR SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE GLUTEN SENSITIVE, BUT IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU.
WHO ARE GLUTEN SENSITIVE, BUT IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU.
IN FACT, BUT IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU.
IN FACT, I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
IN FACT, I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
WHAT IS IT? I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
WHAT IS IT? A GLUTEN POT PIE.
WHAT IS IT? A GLUTEN POT PIE.
OOH, I LOVE POT PIE.
A GLUTEN POT PIE.
OOH, I LOVE POT PIE.
WELL, THIS ONE OOH, I LOVE POT PIE.
WELL, THIS ONE IS LOADED WITH GLUTEN, WELL, THIS ONE IS LOADED WITH GLUTEN, WHICH MAKES IT PERFEC IS LOADED WITH GLUTEN, WHICH MAKES IT PERFEC FOR LITTLE PIPER.
WHICH MAKES IT PERFEC FOR LITTLE PIPER.
WELL, THANKS A LOT, DOC.
FOR LITTLE PIPER.
WELL, THANKS A LOT, DOC.
THANKS FOR RUINING WELL, THANKS A LOT, DOC.
THANKS FOR RUINING MY SOCIAL LIFE.
THANKS FOR RUINING MY SOCIAL LIFE.
PIPER! MY SOCIAL LIFE.
PIPER! I'LL BE IN THE CAR! [ BEEPING .]
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? IN THE MAN-COPTER FLYING OVER SWELLVIEW IN THE MAN-COPTER FLYING OVER SWELLVIEW LOOKING AROUND FLYING OVER SWELLVIEW LOOKING AROUND ONE LAST TIME.
LOOKING AROUND ONE LAST TIME.
NICE.
ONE LAST TIME.
NICE.
YEAH, I GUESS.
NICE.
YEAH, I GUESS.
EH.
HEY, PEOPLES, LOOK IT.
I GOT MEMBERSHIP TO MUSCLE WORKS.
I GOT MEMBERSHIP TO MUSCLE WORKS.
YOU JOINED A GYM? TO MUSCLE WORKS.
YOU JOINED A GYM? YEAH.
YOU JOINED A GYM? YEAH.
I PAID FOR FIVE YEARS UP FRONT, YEAH.
I PAID FOR FIVE YEARS UP FRONT, WHICH GOT ME TWO PERCENT OFF I PAID FOR FIVE YEARS UP FRONT, WHICH GOT ME TWO PERCENT OFF AND THIS TANK TOP.
WHICH GOT ME TWO PERCENT OFF AND THIS TANK TOP.
NO, NO, SCHWOZ, AND THIS TANK TOP.
NO, NO, SCHWOZ, WHY DID YOU PAY NO, NO, SCHWOZ, WHY DID YOU PAY FOR A GYM MEMBERSHIP WHY DID YOU PAY FOR A GYM MEMBERSHIP WHEN YOU KNOW THE WORLD FOR A GYM MEMBERSHIP WHEN YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS GOING TO END TOMORROW? WHEN YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS GOING TO END TOMORROW? YEAH, WHY? IS GOING TO END TOMORROW? YEAH, WHY? YEAH, WH-- YEAH, WHY? YEAH, WH-- YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET MY TEXT? YEAH, WH-- YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET MY TEXT? WHAT TEXT? YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET MY TEXT? WHAT TEXT? WHAT TEXT? WHAT TEXT? WHAT TEXT? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT TEXT? WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I FIGURED OU WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I FIGURED OU THAT THE SUPER VOLCANO HOW I FIGURED OU THAT THE SUPER VOLCANO GO KABOOM TOMORROW? THAT THE SUPER VOLCANO GO KABOOM TOMORROW? YEAH.
GO KABOOM TOMORROW? YEAH.
UH-HUH.
YEAH.
UH-HUH.
IT'S NOT GOING UH-HUH.
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TOMORROW.
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TOMORROW.
THEN WHEN? TO HAPPEN TOMORROW.
THEN WHEN? IN ABOUT 17 MILLION YEARS.
THEN WHEN? IN ABOUT 17 MILLION YEARS.
I SWEAR I SENT YOU A TEXT.
(ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA! HEY, BUDDY.
OH, HEY, HEN.
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
OH, HEY, HEN.
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
A BICENTENNIAL BUCKET? I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
A BICENTENNIAL BUCKET? YEP.
A BICENTENNIAL BUCKET? YEP.
VINTAGE FROM 1976.
YEP.
VINTAGE FROM 1976.
WOW.
VINTAGE FROM 1976.
WOW.
BUT YOU SAID NOBODY CARES WOW.
BUT YOU SAID NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY DUMB BUCKETS.
BUT YOU SAID NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY DUMB BUCKETS.
YEAH.
ABOUT MY DUMB BUCKETS.
YEAH.
LISTEN YEAH.
LISTEN I WAS JUST JEALOUS LISTEN I WAS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE I WAS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE SUCH A COOL BUCKET COLLECTION, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SUCH A COOL BUCKET COLLECTION, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY.
SUCH A COOL BUCKET COLLECTION, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY.
THANKS, MAN.
AND I DON'T HAVE ANY.
THANKS, MAN.
HEY, GUYS! THANKS, MAN.
HEY, GUYS! CHECK OUT MY NEW BUCKET! HEY, GUYS! CHECK OUT MY NEW BUCKET! [ GROANING .]
AH.
MITCH.
YOU KNOW MITCH.
YOU KNOW OUR LITTLE APPOINTMEN YOU KNOW OUR LITTLE APPOINTMEN TO FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY? OUR LITTLE APPOINTMEN TO FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY? OH, YEAH.
TO FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY? OH, YEAH.
WELL, I CAN'T MAKE I OH, YEAH.
WELL, I CAN'T MAKE I ON MONDAY.
WELL, I CAN'T MAKE I ON MONDAY.
I'M GETTING MY TEETH WHITENED.
ON MONDAY.
I'M GETTING MY TEETH WHITENED.
OH.
I'M GETTING MY TEETH WHITENED.
OH.
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
OH.
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
NO IT'S NOT.
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
NO IT'S NOT.
EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL'S NO IT'S NOT.
EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL'S AT A MEETING RIGHT NOW EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL'S AT A MEETING RIGHT NOW IN THE AUDITORIUM.
AT A MEETING RIGHT NOW IN THE AUDITORIUM.
ARE THEY? IN THE AUDITORIUM.
ARE THEY? YEAH, DUDE.
ARE THEY? YEAH, DUDE.
SO LET'S RUN IT RIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL FIGHT YOU.
JUST I'LL FIGHT YOU.
JUST I'M JUST GOING JUST I'M JUST GOING TO STRETCH A LITTLE.
I'M JUST GOING TO STRETCH A LITTLE.
HE'S GONNA STRETCH A LITTLE.
TO STRETCH A LITTLE.
HE'S GONNA STRETCH A LITTLE.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM.
HE'S GONNA STRETCH A LITTLE.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM.
HE'LL MURDER YOU.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM.
HE'LL MURDER YOU.
NOT IF I ZAP HIM HE'LL MURDER YOU.
NOT IF I ZAP HIM WITH THIS FIRST.
NOT IF I ZAP HIM WITH THIS FIRST.
YOU KNOW RAY SAYS WITH THIS FIRST.
YOU KNOW RAY SAYS YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO USE YOU KNOW RAY SAYS YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR KID DANGER STUFF YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR KID DANGER STUFF FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
YOUR KID DANGER STUFF FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
I KNOW.
FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
I KNOW.
BUT HE NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T.
I KNOW.
BUT HE NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T.
UGH.
BUT HE NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T.
UGH.
ZAP HIM BEFORE HE HITS ME.
UGH.
ZAP HIM BEFORE HE HITS ME.
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
ZAP HIM BEFORE HE HITS ME.
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
UGH.
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
UGH.
ALL RIGHT, MITCH.
UGH.
ALL RIGHT, MITCH.
IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MITCH.
IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THEN WHY DON'T YOU AND I JUST IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THEN WHY DON'T YOU AND I JUST AND I'M OFF THE GROUND.
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL SOME PAIN.
YES.
TO FEEL SOME PAIN.
YES.
NOW WOULD BE YES.
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THAT.
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR THAT.
I SAY A GOOD TIME FOR THAT.
I SAY NOW WOULD BE I SAY NOW WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME FOR ACTION.
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HENRY.
THANKS.
WE SHOULD HANG OU THANKS.
WE SHOULD HANG OU NEXT WEEKEND.
WE SHOULD HANG OU NEXT WEEKEND.
WE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO.
NEXT WEEKEND.
WE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO.
COOL.
WE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO.
COOL.
SO I WAS THINKING COOL.
SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD-- SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD-- EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME! MAYBE WE COULD-- EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME! HENRY ALREADY HAS PLANS EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME! HENRY ALREADY HAS PLANS FOR NEXT WEEKEND.
HENRY ALREADY HAS PLANS FOR NEXT WEEKEND.
WHAT PLANS? FOR NEXT WEEKEND.
WHAT PLANS? YOU AND ME, ICE FISHING.
WHAT PLANS? YOU AND ME, ICE FISHING.
OH YEAH.
YOU AND ME, ICE FISHING.
OH YEAH.
BUT OH YEAH.
BUT DON'T YOU THINK BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'LL BE TOO COLD ON THE TOP DON'T YOU THINK IT'LL BE TOO COLD ON THE TOP OF MOUNT SWELLVIEW NEXT WEEKEND? IT'LL BE TOO COLD ON THE TOP OF MOUNT SWELLVIEW NEXT WEEKEND? THAT'S WHY I RENTED OF MOUNT SWELLVIEW NEXT WEEKEND? THAT'S WHY I RENTED A TANDEM JACKET.
THAT'S WHY I RENTED A TANDEM JACKET.
WHAT'S A TANDEM JACKET? OOH, I FEEL A TUG.
HELP ME PULL.
YES.
NICE HALIBUT.
CLAP WITH ME.

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