House of Anubis (2011) s02e16 Episode Script
House of Frauds
He's not a judge.
He's a criminal.
Surprise.
Don't say anything to her, Mara, please.
Yeah.
Come in.
Oh.
Hi.
Are you and the Jerome are an item now? - No.
- No.
Oh.
I'll leave you two to discuss whatever.
So, come on.
What did the detective say? He didn't find anything.
And we can't afford to keep him on any more.
Look, that's him texting now about money.
It's the end of the line, squad**.
I am sorry.
Come on.
We just need that one last book to complete the pattern.
You think Andrews took that and left it lying around her custome here for two years.
Ya, right.
Why don't we search her bag as well.
Oh, very keen, aren't we.
Found it.
Nina says it's a real page turner.
Yes.
That's a dictionary, Amber.
Yes, yes, it is.
I've been wanting to read it for ages.
If this is a ruse to get you out of that detention I gave you yesterday, forget it.
No.
Actually, Mrs.
Andrews, this is about the Frobisher Library.
A very important book has gone missing apparently and we thought you'd be able to make an announcement about it in class.
Oh, I could do that.
Nobody has borrowed a book from there in years.
It's been closed up since - What is it? - Eh, nothing.
But I think I know where that book might be.
Great.
I love waiting.
Favorite thing.
I need a way to raise money fast.
Alfie, Alfie, Alfie, brainstorm.
Okay? - First thing that comes into your head.
I'm - Donkey.
Donkey? You want the first thing that came into my head.
Trust me it's better than the second thing.
How does donkey help me think of an idea? Donkeys, yes.
Alfie, this may be your best idea yet.
Talk to Fabian, please.
I just need to know, are they on or are they off? And be subtle.
Okay.
Scratch "subtle".
Stick your feet in, will you? You woke me.
Yeah.
Well, student lounges are for lounging, not sleeping.
Clue is in the name.
OK.
I was on a plane for 8 hours.
And I was on a train for 4 more.
And now I'm in "Boresville", UK, and I don't need a lecture.
Okay, Hermione? Great.
That's all we need.
Another patronizing American whose only reference of the UK is "Harry Potter.
" - Who are you any way? - Who are you? I asked first.
Really? Next time you trip somebody up, remember it's considered polite to apologize in this country.
Do you ever stop talking? You scream a blast.
Or a yacker.
Yacker.
And maybe I should call you a cab back to the airport.
Oh, devastating.
As much as I would love to stand here trading stereotypes, I think I'm gonna go hang somewhere else.
Come on, Joy.
- He's pretty cute, huh? - If you'd like to think he is.
Hey, Mrs.
Andrews is back from lunch and headed this way.
Does she have the book with her? Not sure.
Where is Fabian? They all seem to stay behind in Choo- choo Joy.
Or something.
He's Joy's study buddy now.
Oops.
I was going to break it to you, **.
Mrs.
Andrews, quick, hide.
You see it? Hopefully it's in her bag.
Okay.
Time for operation Da bed.
Da bed, is that like a code? I like it, very CIA chic.
Hello, Mrs.
Andrews.
Victor.
I came to return this.
I believe it's a very important book.
Really, may I see it.
Mr.
Sweet asked me to borrow it some time ago.
It was research for our project.
Yes.
A project which you have now turned your back on.
Well, I don't think we need to discuss that now, do we? Forward by Louisa Frobisher Smyth**.
Sarah's mother.
It's alright, Mrs.
Andrews.
I will return it to the shelf for you.
What now? I don't know.
We're waiting.
Maybe he will put it back on the shelf in a sec.
Jasper! Trudy! They just taken something he shouldn't.
Call out the dogs, quick! Wh- what are you doing in here? No, what are you doing in here? Stealing books it would seem.
Get out of my way.
What's going on? This ridiculous girl is attempting to prevent me from borrowing this book.
These book are part of the exhibition now.
Mr.
Sweet's orders.
Someone was in here tampering with the boxes yesterday.
So, as you can understand, we have to be most careful.
You have not heard the last of this.
Lucky you arrived when you did.
So, what can I do for you? Umm Yes, right.
I came to say, Thank you for your advice about the amulet.
Very helpful.
Only too glad to be of assistance.
I can put that back for you.
Trudy, let's move that.
What, what, what on earth Donkeys, Mr.
Sweet.
Poor, mistreated donkeys.
Look at what we get here.
His poor neglected face.
His sanctuary badly needs new facilities like stables and.
Better hats.
Jerome.
What is it you want? I want permmission to run Donkey Day, Mr.
Sweet.
All the money raised on the day will be going to a very good cause.
Yeah, a very good cause.
Well, if it isn't the yacker.
No, please tell me you're not staying here.
Well, as a matter of priciple, I don't like to stay anywhere too long.
Oh, you are, aren't you? Great, that's all I need: another stupid boy in the house.
Could you slow down your roll a bit? It's been hard to understand your accent.
- Cute but kind of whiney.
- Whiny? Anyway, name's Eddie by the way.
Eddy Kruger.
- You mean Freddie.
- What? Freddie Kruger.
Whatever.
You're still a nightmare.
Well, as much as I'd love to stay and hang, I have to report to someone named Vincent or Victor.
- Uh, so.
- I don't know.
Guess I'll go find him.
Hey.
Tell me, is your friend always so Yep.
Awesome.
Is he staying at Anubis House? I really hope not.
Okay.
Last one.
Here it goes.
What is it? If it is shiny and expensive, I'd call dips**.
I think it's the key to that door.
Open it.
Um, look, Nina.
We will find that mask that is lost and we do have promise.
Let's just focus on getting through the next set of tunnel, shall we? Nice setup you have here, Jasper.
Very nice.
Thank you.
Well, I thought I'd drop by and thank you for getting me the Anubis job.
You've plesed the collector enormously.
I want to meet him.
That's impossible, I'm afraid.
Nobody gets to see the collector in person.
Your amulet information is most interesting.
It's time to apply some pressure on those children.
Find out exactly what they know.
We're talking about my godson and his friends.
I can't.
My loyalty is to Fabian.
So then you'll want to do everything you can to keep him safe, don't you? - You're threatening me.
- Just do it.
What did you say? Alfie.
Hello there.
Umm.
- Uh, would you like some OJ? - Finally someone who speaks English.
You're the best thing I have heard since I have gotten here.
When did you get here? I got a shock when I woke up this morning saw you in the next bed.
I can imagine.
Yesterday.
I had the pleasure of meeting Yacker here.
Speaking of which, who do we have here? - I'm - Joy.
Hey, I'm Eddie.
Nobody told me English girls here are so cute.
- Oh, you.
- Oh, please.
Here you go, dear.
So, what made you change schools, Eddie? Umm, let's see.
Well, I've got into some fights, and then flunked my classes, and then the principal hated me 'cuz I said his daughter was cute.
But, she totally was.
Couldn't've you done us all a favor and gone to another school in the States? Patricia.
Sure knows how to make a guy feel welcome.
Nina.
You wanna grab some study buddy time after lunch? Mmm? So, you and Nina, it's definitely over then? It looks that way.
Okay.
Forget the study stuff.
I see a buddy that needs cheering up.
We could take a trip to the movies.
There's a ** of American.
It could be just what you need.
I don't think I can.
Not yet.
Oh, come on.
Don't be a study buddy fuddy duddy.
I'm, I'm sorry, Joy.
Catch you later.
Okay, so, rain check then, yeah? Ah, Edison, hello.
I trust you slept well? Like a log.
My friends call me Eddie.
Don't speak to me with your mouth full.
Show some respect.
You can ** Edison.
You were out until after 10:00 o'clock last night.
Please explain.
Well, Victor, I was out with my relatives.
- Didn't think I needed permission.
- Well, you do.
In future please get it.
You will find your stay here is a lot more pleasant if you observe a few basic rules.
Run along, nothing to see here.
So, is everyone signed up for a Donkey Day challenge? Patricia, I don't see your name down.
Think of those poor disadvantaged donkeys.
- Go.
- Okay.
Sign me up for the Wonky Donkey.
It's a five** the entrance fee, please.
Um, what's the Wonky Donkey? Ah, that is.
Alfie, baby steps.
Hey, you two, Donkey Day isn't until tomorrow.
Just showing everybody how it's done.
Since when did you become so interested in the welfare of Donkeys, Jerome? Ever since summer break when I was 8.
I saw a donkey on the beach being ridden by a sumo wrestler.
I can't get it out of my head.
I promised myself, one day, I would save his people.
Something doesn't smell right.
Alfie's socks? Hey, new boy.
I put your name down for a Donkey Day challenge? What about you? So you're hassling everyone else but not doing a lot yourself.
He has got a point, Jerome.
Whose side are on? I will agree to do a Donkey Challenge if you do.
- Okay.
- Excellent.
I get to pick the challenge.
Donkey Diner.
If you can eat three gallons of cream carrot, I will personally sponsor you 100 dollars.
- One hundred dollars? - $150, then.
- Deal? - Done.
Who is this guy? Hey, Jerome.
I thought I have a partner for the Wonky Donkey, ya? Yes, you have.
It's Eddie.
- Him? - Me? You'll bond.
See, Donkey Day is already bringing people together.
Cellar key.
- Oh.
- Hello, Victor.
I gave corbiere's beak an extra polish.
He looks rather fine, just like his master.
I yes.
The new boy I told you about has arrived.
Now, watch out for him because he is something of a troublemaker by all accounts.
I will.
Thank you for the warning.
Although in my experience it's the quiet ones.
You have to watch Nina and Fabian, for example.
You are a very astute woman, Vera.
Did you get the money? Well, here is what I have raised so far.
Is this some kind of a joke? You owe me more than this, son.
And you will get the rest when Donkey Day is over.
Jerome? Mara! What's going on? He's paying his debts, love, that's what.
Is that donkey money? It better not be.
I knew it.
Donkey Day is just one big scam, isn't it? Mara, I can explain.
How could you do it to those sick donkeys? Do you want to end up like your dad? There are no sick donkeys, Mara.
Well, find some then or I'll let the donkey out of the bag.
Get off.
What are we going to do with this? We have to put it back in its place, like, tonight.
No time like the present.
- No.
No, no.
- Amber.
They will be getting dinner ready any minute.
We don't have to go in that way.
No, Amber.
No, Amber.
Amber! No.
Vera! What are you doing? Victor, you startled me.
I think some of the students have gone down into th the cellar.
Look, the door is unlocked.
Stand aside, my dear.
You leave this to me.
Who is down there? Victor is in the cellar.
Show yourselves.
He's right there.
False alarm, my dear.
There is no one there.
Although I would very much like to know why this door was unlocked.
I am going to go and check on my keys.
Okay, let's go.
This is way too risky.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
Oh, no.
We forgot to put this back.
You want to go back down? Not now.
We will hide it in our room.
Okay.
Nina! Don't be afraid.
He's a criminal.
Surprise.
Don't say anything to her, Mara, please.
Yeah.
Come in.
Oh.
Hi.
Are you and the Jerome are an item now? - No.
- No.
Oh.
I'll leave you two to discuss whatever.
So, come on.
What did the detective say? He didn't find anything.
And we can't afford to keep him on any more.
Look, that's him texting now about money.
It's the end of the line, squad**.
I am sorry.
Come on.
We just need that one last book to complete the pattern.
You think Andrews took that and left it lying around her custome here for two years.
Ya, right.
Why don't we search her bag as well.
Oh, very keen, aren't we.
Found it.
Nina says it's a real page turner.
Yes.
That's a dictionary, Amber.
Yes, yes, it is.
I've been wanting to read it for ages.
If this is a ruse to get you out of that detention I gave you yesterday, forget it.
No.
Actually, Mrs.
Andrews, this is about the Frobisher Library.
A very important book has gone missing apparently and we thought you'd be able to make an announcement about it in class.
Oh, I could do that.
Nobody has borrowed a book from there in years.
It's been closed up since - What is it? - Eh, nothing.
But I think I know where that book might be.
Great.
I love waiting.
Favorite thing.
I need a way to raise money fast.
Alfie, Alfie, Alfie, brainstorm.
Okay? - First thing that comes into your head.
I'm - Donkey.
Donkey? You want the first thing that came into my head.
Trust me it's better than the second thing.
How does donkey help me think of an idea? Donkeys, yes.
Alfie, this may be your best idea yet.
Talk to Fabian, please.
I just need to know, are they on or are they off? And be subtle.
Okay.
Scratch "subtle".
Stick your feet in, will you? You woke me.
Yeah.
Well, student lounges are for lounging, not sleeping.
Clue is in the name.
OK.
I was on a plane for 8 hours.
And I was on a train for 4 more.
And now I'm in "Boresville", UK, and I don't need a lecture.
Okay, Hermione? Great.
That's all we need.
Another patronizing American whose only reference of the UK is "Harry Potter.
" - Who are you any way? - Who are you? I asked first.
Really? Next time you trip somebody up, remember it's considered polite to apologize in this country.
Do you ever stop talking? You scream a blast.
Or a yacker.
Yacker.
And maybe I should call you a cab back to the airport.
Oh, devastating.
As much as I would love to stand here trading stereotypes, I think I'm gonna go hang somewhere else.
Come on, Joy.
- He's pretty cute, huh? - If you'd like to think he is.
Hey, Mrs.
Andrews is back from lunch and headed this way.
Does she have the book with her? Not sure.
Where is Fabian? They all seem to stay behind in Choo- choo Joy.
Or something.
He's Joy's study buddy now.
Oops.
I was going to break it to you, **.
Mrs.
Andrews, quick, hide.
You see it? Hopefully it's in her bag.
Okay.
Time for operation Da bed.
Da bed, is that like a code? I like it, very CIA chic.
Hello, Mrs.
Andrews.
Victor.
I came to return this.
I believe it's a very important book.
Really, may I see it.
Mr.
Sweet asked me to borrow it some time ago.
It was research for our project.
Yes.
A project which you have now turned your back on.
Well, I don't think we need to discuss that now, do we? Forward by Louisa Frobisher Smyth**.
Sarah's mother.
It's alright, Mrs.
Andrews.
I will return it to the shelf for you.
What now? I don't know.
We're waiting.
Maybe he will put it back on the shelf in a sec.
Jasper! Trudy! They just taken something he shouldn't.
Call out the dogs, quick! Wh- what are you doing in here? No, what are you doing in here? Stealing books it would seem.
Get out of my way.
What's going on? This ridiculous girl is attempting to prevent me from borrowing this book.
These book are part of the exhibition now.
Mr.
Sweet's orders.
Someone was in here tampering with the boxes yesterday.
So, as you can understand, we have to be most careful.
You have not heard the last of this.
Lucky you arrived when you did.
So, what can I do for you? Umm Yes, right.
I came to say, Thank you for your advice about the amulet.
Very helpful.
Only too glad to be of assistance.
I can put that back for you.
Trudy, let's move that.
What, what, what on earth Donkeys, Mr.
Sweet.
Poor, mistreated donkeys.
Look at what we get here.
His poor neglected face.
His sanctuary badly needs new facilities like stables and.
Better hats.
Jerome.
What is it you want? I want permmission to run Donkey Day, Mr.
Sweet.
All the money raised on the day will be going to a very good cause.
Yeah, a very good cause.
Well, if it isn't the yacker.
No, please tell me you're not staying here.
Well, as a matter of priciple, I don't like to stay anywhere too long.
Oh, you are, aren't you? Great, that's all I need: another stupid boy in the house.
Could you slow down your roll a bit? It's been hard to understand your accent.
- Cute but kind of whiney.
- Whiny? Anyway, name's Eddie by the way.
Eddy Kruger.
- You mean Freddie.
- What? Freddie Kruger.
Whatever.
You're still a nightmare.
Well, as much as I'd love to stay and hang, I have to report to someone named Vincent or Victor.
- Uh, so.
- I don't know.
Guess I'll go find him.
Hey.
Tell me, is your friend always so Yep.
Awesome.
Is he staying at Anubis House? I really hope not.
Okay.
Last one.
Here it goes.
What is it? If it is shiny and expensive, I'd call dips**.
I think it's the key to that door.
Open it.
Um, look, Nina.
We will find that mask that is lost and we do have promise.
Let's just focus on getting through the next set of tunnel, shall we? Nice setup you have here, Jasper.
Very nice.
Thank you.
Well, I thought I'd drop by and thank you for getting me the Anubis job.
You've plesed the collector enormously.
I want to meet him.
That's impossible, I'm afraid.
Nobody gets to see the collector in person.
Your amulet information is most interesting.
It's time to apply some pressure on those children.
Find out exactly what they know.
We're talking about my godson and his friends.
I can't.
My loyalty is to Fabian.
So then you'll want to do everything you can to keep him safe, don't you? - You're threatening me.
- Just do it.
What did you say? Alfie.
Hello there.
Umm.
- Uh, would you like some OJ? - Finally someone who speaks English.
You're the best thing I have heard since I have gotten here.
When did you get here? I got a shock when I woke up this morning saw you in the next bed.
I can imagine.
Yesterday.
I had the pleasure of meeting Yacker here.
Speaking of which, who do we have here? - I'm - Joy.
Hey, I'm Eddie.
Nobody told me English girls here are so cute.
- Oh, you.
- Oh, please.
Here you go, dear.
So, what made you change schools, Eddie? Umm, let's see.
Well, I've got into some fights, and then flunked my classes, and then the principal hated me 'cuz I said his daughter was cute.
But, she totally was.
Couldn't've you done us all a favor and gone to another school in the States? Patricia.
Sure knows how to make a guy feel welcome.
Nina.
You wanna grab some study buddy time after lunch? Mmm? So, you and Nina, it's definitely over then? It looks that way.
Okay.
Forget the study stuff.
I see a buddy that needs cheering up.
We could take a trip to the movies.
There's a ** of American.
It could be just what you need.
I don't think I can.
Not yet.
Oh, come on.
Don't be a study buddy fuddy duddy.
I'm, I'm sorry, Joy.
Catch you later.
Okay, so, rain check then, yeah? Ah, Edison, hello.
I trust you slept well? Like a log.
My friends call me Eddie.
Don't speak to me with your mouth full.
Show some respect.
You can ** Edison.
You were out until after 10:00 o'clock last night.
Please explain.
Well, Victor, I was out with my relatives.
- Didn't think I needed permission.
- Well, you do.
In future please get it.
You will find your stay here is a lot more pleasant if you observe a few basic rules.
Run along, nothing to see here.
So, is everyone signed up for a Donkey Day challenge? Patricia, I don't see your name down.
Think of those poor disadvantaged donkeys.
- Go.
- Okay.
Sign me up for the Wonky Donkey.
It's a five** the entrance fee, please.
Um, what's the Wonky Donkey? Ah, that is.
Alfie, baby steps.
Hey, you two, Donkey Day isn't until tomorrow.
Just showing everybody how it's done.
Since when did you become so interested in the welfare of Donkeys, Jerome? Ever since summer break when I was 8.
I saw a donkey on the beach being ridden by a sumo wrestler.
I can't get it out of my head.
I promised myself, one day, I would save his people.
Something doesn't smell right.
Alfie's socks? Hey, new boy.
I put your name down for a Donkey Day challenge? What about you? So you're hassling everyone else but not doing a lot yourself.
He has got a point, Jerome.
Whose side are on? I will agree to do a Donkey Challenge if you do.
- Okay.
- Excellent.
I get to pick the challenge.
Donkey Diner.
If you can eat three gallons of cream carrot, I will personally sponsor you 100 dollars.
- One hundred dollars? - $150, then.
- Deal? - Done.
Who is this guy? Hey, Jerome.
I thought I have a partner for the Wonky Donkey, ya? Yes, you have.
It's Eddie.
- Him? - Me? You'll bond.
See, Donkey Day is already bringing people together.
Cellar key.
- Oh.
- Hello, Victor.
I gave corbiere's beak an extra polish.
He looks rather fine, just like his master.
I yes.
The new boy I told you about has arrived.
Now, watch out for him because he is something of a troublemaker by all accounts.
I will.
Thank you for the warning.
Although in my experience it's the quiet ones.
You have to watch Nina and Fabian, for example.
You are a very astute woman, Vera.
Did you get the money? Well, here is what I have raised so far.
Is this some kind of a joke? You owe me more than this, son.
And you will get the rest when Donkey Day is over.
Jerome? Mara! What's going on? He's paying his debts, love, that's what.
Is that donkey money? It better not be.
I knew it.
Donkey Day is just one big scam, isn't it? Mara, I can explain.
How could you do it to those sick donkeys? Do you want to end up like your dad? There are no sick donkeys, Mara.
Well, find some then or I'll let the donkey out of the bag.
Get off.
What are we going to do with this? We have to put it back in its place, like, tonight.
No time like the present.
- No.
No, no.
- Amber.
They will be getting dinner ready any minute.
We don't have to go in that way.
No, Amber.
No, Amber.
Amber! No.
Vera! What are you doing? Victor, you startled me.
I think some of the students have gone down into th the cellar.
Look, the door is unlocked.
Stand aside, my dear.
You leave this to me.
Who is down there? Victor is in the cellar.
Show yourselves.
He's right there.
False alarm, my dear.
There is no one there.
Although I would very much like to know why this door was unlocked.
I am going to go and check on my keys.
Okay, let's go.
This is way too risky.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
Oh, no.
We forgot to put this back.
You want to go back down? Not now.
We will hide it in our room.
Okay.
Nina! Don't be afraid.