House of Anubis (2011) s03e07 Episode Script

House of Pi

Do you have it? Victor, I don't know what's got into you.
[Floorboards creaking.]
I think I'm going to leave now.
No one is going anywhere! Ah! What are you two doing there? Um Uh, uh We heard you were on a date, and, um And we're here to Serenade you in the language of love.
[Both chuckling nervously.]
Yes, um play something.
[Playing acoustic music.]
Your eyes are like the stars.
All beautiful and twinkly.
Your face, it is so pure.
Pure.
Although his is kind of wrinkly.
Alfred Lewis This is not a date.
- Oh.
- Oh.
Trudy! Any tips for the band? I miss you, grandpa.
Listen, KT, there's something I want to say.
I wondered I wondered if you would like to do the business studies project with me.
Sure.
What, that's it? You're not going to tell me to get lost? - Why would I? - I don't know.
I would.
[Chuckles.]
- I can if you want.
- Okay, enough of the being nice stuff.
It's really kind of weird.
So do you have any ideas? Because I've got zip.
Well [Gasps.]
Eddie? Scrape the ovens, scoop out the drains it's going to take us over a year to do all this stuff.
Yeah, well, it's better than Victor getting that bracelet.
I just wish I knew why he wanted it so badly.
This is my angry face.
It's also deep-wash exfoliated, but focus on the angry.
Now, what happened last night? And don't lie to me.
Look, it's Victor.
He threatened Trudy.
He thinks she took the bracelet.
Look, we didn't want you to panic.
FYI, panicky face! No, look, relax.
We'll protect you and Trudy.
- Really? - Yeah.
Oh, I can't wait to hear your big plan.
I take it you have a plan.
- Of course.
- Absolutely.
Great.
A woman in a hospital? And she didn't tell you her name? It was a vision.
We didn't exchange numbers.
But it's even more reason to find out the truth about Denby.
Hey, Miss? We just wanted to say how cool this business project is.
Yeah.
Was it maybe something you did at your last school? Uh, yes.
Uh Something like it.
Which school was that? Oh, you wouldn't have heard of it.
A tiny place on the Isle of Wight.
Small island off the south coast? [Bell rings.]
Like I said, you wouldn't have heard of it.
Oh, you're in Anubis House, aren't you? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Please tell that caretaker to pick up the phone when I ring tonight.
I've been trying to get him to fix my heating for days.
Now, I hope you've all decided who you will do your business projects with.
Amber and I can work together.
Actually, I kind of wanted to do this on my own.
Oh.
Well Mara then? - Sure.
- What? It was meant to be me against you.
That's cheating.
Hello! You've got Alfie to help you.
- That doesn't count.
He's useless.
- Yeah.
So come on then.
Let's hear your ideas.
Well, we thought we'd do ancient Egyptian food.
Yeah, it was all Fabe's idea, making Anubis into a brand.
Great.
Exotic, mysterious I like it.
Ooh, yay.
Yay! Amber, it's okay if you want to do the project on your own.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
I mean with daddy coming, it's a chance for me to show him what I really want to do with my life.
Wow, those are amazing.
I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life, besides dog whispering and conquering Everest.
Hey, Amber, guess who's decoded some more of the message.
Got another symbol.
Hmm, I know that symbol.
We've done it in math.
That's the symbol for PI.
Trust you to remember something called PI.
I thought it was PI, too, but look.
At the top, there's a crescent moon, sometimes it has a figure of a man inside, either that or a cow.
And look, it's like two walls and a roof.
The shelter from the sky like a house or a barn.
That's a cow? These people really need to learn how to draw.
I thought Alfie said you were working on a business studies project.
So what's yours and KT's big plan? Oh, fortune cookies.
She ripped out these stupid proverbs from her diary.
Let's look.
"The greatest treasure is worn with pride".
"Those who wish to sing will find a song".
And those who wish to vomit will find a bucket.
Hey, I'll put some more cookies in the oven.
I feel like we'll need a lot more.
Listen, KT.
No offense, this idea sucks.
You see, the thing is, fortune cookies already exist.
What we need to do is misfortune cookies.
Instead of putting those dumb sayings inside, what we do is we put secrets about everyone in school.
Like, Jerome's mom made him go to ballet class.
Or how Fabian's middle name is Susan.
- Is it? - Who cares? We just make it up.
Oh, that's awesome! I'm going to go put those cookies in.
- Eddie? - Shh! Get down! - What are you doing? - Come here.
Okay, you know how Denby said she'd been waiting to get her heating fixed for days? Did it seem cold to you when we were in the gatehouse? Only in the room with the man in the tank.
- Why? - Exactly.
[Phone rings.]
Hello? Yes, I got the message.
I trust this is urgent.
What? A meeting? Well, if not at the gatehouse, then Ugh, very well.
Agreed, yes.
Yes, ten minutes.
He's coming.
He's coming! Go, go quietly.
[Adventurous music.]
A secret meeting? Okay, this we have to see.
Are you crazy? We can't just follow him.
We're gonna just follow him, aren't we? Come on.
[Branches snapping.]
Denby! Wait a minute.
Who's the other guy? I can't see.
Your charms didn't work on Trudy after all.
May I remind you that the date was not my ridiculous idea? Now she'll never admit to having the parcel.
Victor, we're running out of time.
The bracelet can only be used when everything's aligned.
You know that.
Okay, I'm going closer.
Get ready.
Follow me now! See anything? Dad? Eddie, I am so sorry about your dad.
Are you okay? Why? You've met my dad.
He's Mr.
Boring, U.
K.
I know, but sometimes people are not what they seem.
No, you don't know.
All right? Whatever Denby's up to, my dad has no idea.
- Yeah, but - No, just drop it, okay? - Hey.
- Hey! Oh, I found more Egyptian food we could do.
Although it's mostly figs, seeds, and grains.
It sounds like Willow's lunch.
[Laughter.]
Listen, about what you said About missing us.
I know.
Sentimental, gushy That's pretty much why I'm single.
Maybe you shouldn't be.
The time feels right, doesn't it? You know, for For me and you to make a go of things? That's if you want to go out with me.
What? No! No, Joy, when I said "us," I didn't mean I just want us to be friends, not you know I'm sorry.
No, no, no, don't be.
I'm fine.
Just me being silly.
Just forget I said anything.
Are you okay? Excuse me! Excuse me, everyone! Can I have your attention, please? Now, I know I've been somewhat slow off the mark in the business competition.
That's an understatement.
But I can today announce that I am firmly back in the running.
As I give you Alfido and his amazing hot dogs! [Laughter.]
Alfido, A.
K.
A.
Hot Doggy Dogg.
Really? Is that the best you can do? Some toppings, some sauce it's a no brainer.
Come on now, Fido.
Walkies, come on.
I'm so sure this thing's got fleas.
Ah, no KT? Aw, lovers' tiff already? Okay, raw nerve.
Won't want to gloat.
Yacker, wait.
Hold on.
You ever heard of my dad and Victor being in some weird bad guys club? - Well, duh.
- What? Come on, you must have known.
Didn't Fabian tell you? Tell who what? Wait, so you knew my dad was part of some secret society? We didn't mention it because we thought it was ancient history.
- Yeah, Eddie, we didn't mean to - Amber, just don't, okay? And be honest.
What do you think? It's amazing.
You really want to go to Fashion School, don't you? Mm.
I need to share my vision with the people.
I've made a discovery.
- My room? - Yeah.
Okay, so I found some old books in the antechamber, and you know how I thought this was the symbol for a house? Well, then I realized something.
That symbol only appears before this one.
- Looks like a sandcastle.
- Almost.
Ancient Egyptians used to build two big towers outside of the town.
It was like a gateway to the city.
So it's a gateway to the city and a house? I'm missing the part about a breakthrough.
Shorten "gateway" to "gate".
Gate, gate, house, gate You mean gatehouse! A parcel arrives for Victor mentioning a gatehouse.
The one Miss Denby lives in.
If we want to find out what this is for, I say that's where we go.
[Knock at door.]
Oh! I was just thinking about you.
Our very first fishing trip, remember? How could I forget? [Laughs.]
Out in the woods.
Well, I just came by to give you back the book you lent me.
Popped in at lunchtime, but you weren't here.
No, no, I was with with Victor? No, I didn't see Victor at lunch.
I was in the library with a pile of papers for grading.
Yeah, well, uh, thanks for the book.
[Line ringing.]
It's me.
We need to meet.
No, now.
Joy? Where's Joy? Okay.
Knock on the door.
If we hear her coming, we run.
Oh, why do I have to knock on the door? Just [Knocking.]
[Lock rattling.]
It's locked.
- Okay, let's go around the side.
- Yeah.
- Joy? - Shh.
I've just forgot I've got an essay to do.
No, there's nothing round here.
Hey, guys, isn't this one of those "getting down to the basement" thingies? Could be.
Yes! - Here you go, Alfie.
- [Unintelligible protests.]
[Sobbing.]
Joy? - Are you all right? - Yeah, why wouldn't I be? I heard you and Fabian earlier.
If you need somebody to talk to Willow, you really think I care what Fabian thinks? And anyway, what are you doing here? You don't even live here.
Fate's brought me here, silly.
You're a friend in need, and I don't normally question where fate guides me.
I just go with its flow.
Great.
Can you flow back out and leave me alone now, please? [Sniffling and sobbing.]
Up there, the sun and moon.
Same as the notes from the parcel.
Okay, look for symbols.
Anything weird.
No, no, I'm sure Edison doesn't know anything.
But with the date so close, I think it's best that we check everything.
You mean you don't think I've done my job.
[Beeping.]
It's Denby.
Okay, new plan, leg it! [Door opens.]
[Adventurous music.]
You know, this really isn't necessary.
We want to see The Sleeper.
[Steam hisses.]
I think you'll find everything in order.
Yes.
Everything does seem to be all right.
[Muffled squeal.]
What was that? [Muffled shriek.]
What was that? Ugh, mice.
I have to put up with all sorts of vermin.
To think it's 90 years since he was cursed by Anubis.
And only a short time now before we waken him.
- You got the door? - Yeah.
[Door clicks.]
Where's Amber? - I thought she was ahead of us.
- What? No, no, let's check the house before we panic, okay? Okay, I'm pretty sure I can do both.
Whoa! Well, perhaps we should leave our friend now until the ceremony.
Without the instructions on the bracelet, there is no ceremony.
I shall find that package, Harriet.
And the person who has taken it will live to regret it.
[Dramatic music.]
[Steam hissing.]
You know, it's really rather funny.
I'm sorry, what is? Well, you didn't think I was up to the job as Keeper, did you? And yet, here I am, waiting on your incompetence.
You know, I wouldn't be quite so pleased with myself if I was you, Harriet.
Until we have everything we need to conduct the ceremony, things could still go wrong.
Victor's right.
All it takes is for someone to find that room and And your beloved charge.
Don't be ridiculous.
No one's going to find it.
And if they do, they won't just regret it.
They will simply disappear.
What are you saying? I'm saying that I take my responsibility for our patron very seriously.
This is my life, gentlemen, and I will not allow anyone to stand in my way.
In our way, you mean, surely.
Naturally.
Haven't you got a bracelet to find? [Grumbling.]
Oh, and Victor? Do give my love to your lady friend, Trudy.
See, I brought you a meal.
I brought you a meal.
Now won't you be nice? What do you want from me? What do you want from me? This is what I imagine the inside of Alfie's stomach looks like.
Stop! Don't come near me.
Two hours cooking, and I'm a broken man.
I understand why TV Chefs are so angry.
Is that the sauce for your hot dogs? I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I followed the recipe.
I followed it, but it still tastes like old socks.
[Gagging.]
I'm sorry, I should have mentioned that before, Mara, my angel, my sweet My project is a disaster.
Could you help me? And only yesterday, you were the big entrepreneur.
So! How's the chef getting on? Trudy! Help me.
[Steam hisses.]
Ah! Oh, please, please.
Have you seen Amber? I thought you had an essay to work on.
Joy, what's up? Why did you run off? I've been thinking about Fabian.
- Surprise, surprise.
- Patricia, I'm serious.
I don't have time for a relationship right now.
I need to concentrate on myself for a while, and I can't do that if I'm always around him.
But you live in the same house.
Yes, and I can't help that.
But all this stuff you know, the gatehouse, the mysterious bracelet You're gonna have to count me out, it's too hard.
But you love all that stuff! And who's going to help me keep an eye on KT? There is nothing going on with Eddie and KT.
Maybe, but there's other stuff, trust me.
I know she's working with Victor.
Oh, please, Joy! Look, whatever's happened between you and Fabian Nothing's happened.
I just can't be involved anymore.
I'm sorry.
[Steam hissing.]
Like Alfie says "It's all in your head".
[Steam hissing.]
All in your head.
It's all in your head.
[Steam hisses.]
Ah! So What's the plan? About your dad? I still can't imagine him in some weird, secret society.
KT! We don't know that.
Not for sure, okay? There might be some sort of explanation.
Then why would he lie about being in the woods with Denby and Victor? - It doesn't make any sense unless - Unless what? That he knows about the tank dude, is that what you're trying to say? That him, Denby, and Victor are in some sort of evil plot together? He knows something, Eddie.
I know that this is hard for you, but I have to get to the bottom of it.
For my grandpa.
I can't do it without you.
Please.
Look I know you have your mission, okay? But you've got it wrong about my dad.
I know him.
Whatever's going on in the gatehouse, he's not in on it.
How can you be so sure? I mean, you did say you hadn't known him that long.
She's the dangerous one.
I'm telling you, KT, it's Denby.
It's all Denby.
Okay, I want proof she was a teacher on the Isle of Wight.
Okay, guys, I've checked everywhere upstairs.
Amber is absolutely not here.
- So that's it, she's at the gatehouse.
- No, we don't know that for sure.
- We can't assume anything! - We need to find her now! Listen, you need to calm down.
Amber is probably hiding in a cupboard, and if Miss Denby finds her, what's she going to do? Detention? Big deal.
Did I just hear right? Amber's in the gatehouse? [Steam hisses.]
[Sniffling.]
Why were you guys even there? You can't trust Denby.
And why should we believe you? Okay, don't ask us how we know, but Denby's dangerous, all right? She's capable of anything.
- What is that supposed to mean? - You have to get Amber out of there.
Like we'd do anything you said.
- Victor's locking up.
- Fabian, please, go! Victor! No, no, no! I mean, um There's a mouse! No! A rat! No, he's big.
Big! Crazy.
[Keys rattling.]
Oh, I smell a rat, all right.
And you.
I would have thought after your recent behavior you would not dare test my patience again.
But, Victor, there really was a rat.
Please! Rooms! - No.
- Now! [Key rattling in lock.]
It's ten o'clock! You have five minutes, precisely And then I want to hear a pin Drop [pin tinkling.]
Patricia, we need to sneak out.
Amber's not safe.
Look, you don't know Victor.
If he catches us, we're all toast.
Hey, guys.
Have you seen Amber? Uh Uh, yeah.
She just called me.
She's stuck at this party miles away, and she made us promise not to tell Trudy.
Typical.
Why do I never get invited to these parties? Look I have a headache.
I'm gonna grab a glass of water.
So not trusting you.
Eddie, do you have any idea what time it is? There's only four boarding schools in the Isle of Wight.
I don't get it.
Denby said she taught there, remember? All right, well, I just phoned every school on the island, and none of them had even heard of a Miss Denby.
So if she's not a teacher, then who is she? [Knocking.]
Nothing! Let's get to the gatehouse.
On the girls' landing before breakfast? Um, yeah, well, we're, uh We're just getting on with our business studies project.
Exactly! And the first rule of business is Business never Business never sleeps! Downstairs.
Without running! Okay, we need to get to the gatehouse before school, so no hanging around at breakfast.
Guys, I just want to find out what's happened to Amber.
Forget breakfast.
Those are words I never thought I'd say.
Wait.
Guys, it's the business studies project today.
I think Amber's a little more important than some sort of business studies project! No, Amber's dad is coming here to Judge.
Oh, great.
Great! Anything else to worry about? Well Trudy.
Victor still thinks she's got the bracelet, remember? What if he hurts her? - What if someone hurts Amber? - Okay! Amber first, then we deal with the rest later.
Okay, yeah, quickly, before Denby leaves for work.
[Steam hissing.]
You know, if Denby has found Amber, she's hardly gonna tell us.
Just look at her face.
When people lie, they blink or rub their noses.
Really? Sorry you had to wait.
Just taking the porridge off the heat.
- Porridge, you say.
- Sorry, it's just we've lost Amber, and someone saw her come over here a minute ago.
Really? I haven't seen her.
So you haven't seen Amber? I haven't.
- And you're sure about this? - Alfie, do you need glasses? I'm sure she went straight over to the school.
- We'll go catch up there.
- Bye.
Okay no.
Amber's business project? Yeah, it's supposed to be a surprise for her dad.
She's not in school, I've looked everywhere.
Guys, this has gotten out of hand.
We need to tell someone about this.
And say what? "We're sorry we broke into Miss Denby's house?" Okay, look, let's get back to the gatehouse this lunchtime when Denby's not here.
If we still can't find Amber, then we tell someone.
Fabian.
- Um, I'll catch you up.
- Yeah.
Yeah? Look, I don't know what's going on between you and Joy.
Well, apart from that she asked you out and you smashed her heart into tiny, little pieces.
What? No I don't know what you're talking about.
Fabian Joy is devastated.
When someone gives you their heart, Fabian, you need to be careful not to drop it.
Whether you asked for it or not.
The time is almost upon us, Corbierre.
But with no instructions, no bracelet How will I conduct the ceremony? This is my life's work.
I shall not fail.
Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy, I I'm so sorry.
I was, uh busy.
Avoiding me? I'm a big girl, Fabes.
You don't need to.
And honestly, I'm just really busy this year.
I'm fine.
Napkins! We don't have any napkins.
I'll just go get some.
No We need to do something about Denby, and with Amber missing The more I find out about this place, the more I feel like we can't do this on our own.
I hear you, all right? If I can prove my dad's innocent, we'll tell him, okay? He can help us.
What are you going to do, search his office? You got it.
Miss Denby? Miss Denby! May I introduce Amber's father, Mr.
Millington? Great to finally meet you in person.
It's great to be here.
I studied business at college, but nothing like this.
Well, I always say, learning should be fun.
That's what Amber says about this place, never a dull moment.
Where is she, anyway? Patricia? No sign of Amber yet? Um Actually, she's sick.
Amber's sick? Is she okay? Did she ask for me? Well, Trudy hasn't called me.
No! Uh, she asked me to tell you.
Well, I hope it's nothing to worry about.
How can I not be worried? [Sighs dramatically.]
I'll give her a call, let her know I'm here.
A key! We can't wait untill lunchtime to go and get Amber.
As long as Denby's here, there's no way we're gonna get out.
[Whistle.]
Fido, here, boy! [Whistle.]
Here, boy! We have some time before the judging begins.
How does a spot of tea sound? Music to my ears.
Then I'll go over and see Amber.
I go to the trouble to buy her a phone, and she never answers it.
I need to beat Mara.
Why are you so desperate? Because Mara's brilliant and clever, and I'm I just really want her to see that I'm not useless at everything.
Dude, look.
Look! - Oh, brilliant.
Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
They're nearly out of bars.
So? So Mr.
Millington can hardly Judge them if there's none left to Judge, can he? You can't steal from your own girlfriend.
Well, who said anything about stealing? [Door rattling.]
[Steam hissing.]
Okay, everyone, it's lunchtime, but if you've still got work to do, I suggest you get back here as soon as possible.
Where's Denby? Um, gone to lunch.
Canteen, I guess? Okay, come with me.
Eddie, what is wrong? You look awful.
You found something, didn't you? All this time All of this stuff about him wanting to be a proper dad was just lies.
Oh, Eddie, I'm so sorry.
It's Denby, okay? It's her.
She's using him.
Eddie, Fabian told you that this society had - been going way before Denby came along.
- Yes, but what's going on in the gatehouse right now? That's Denby, okay? She's the key to everything.
What about your dad? Should we warn the others? No, no! Not before we know everything about her, okay? We can't tell anyone.
Let's go check her classroom.
I take it back.
Fregetable Bars are an incredible idea.
What? How many have you eaten? Oh, he did pay for them.
I made sure.
Jerome, you've wiped us out! My dear Mara, the second rule of business clearly states, "always have enough stock to satisfy demand".
Yeah? Well, you know what the third rule is? "An overdose of high fiber may have a laxative effect".
Oh, really? Well, you know that you're speaking to the guy that once ate three buckets of creamed carrot [Stomach gurgling.]
What was that? [Stomach gurgling.]
I know this feeling.
Excuse me, please.
Coming through! Amber! Amber? - It's all right, it's only us.
- Amber! It's me, Alfie.
Amber! Face it, she's not here.
She has to be.
[Door slams.]
- Denby.
- What's she doing here? No, no, no, no, no, no! [Adventurous music.]
Come and join me for lunch, my darling.

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