iCarly s01e01 Episode Script
iPilot
Carly, get in here.
Right now.
Have a seat.
So, I understand you put some flyers up all over the school? Yes, I did.
Why would you Photodoc my head onto the body of a rhinoceros? - Well, I - Rhinoceros? Oh, no, no, no.
She made you a hippopotamus.
No, no.
She's a rhinoceros.
A hippo has fatter thighs and a wider snout.
What does it matter? I think we should call her father in to discuss this.
My dad's stationed in Europe right now.
He's in the military.
Well, there must be some adult in charge of her.
My older brother, Spencer.
Oh, yes, the artist.
He's a great artist.
Look, we don't need to call her brother in about this.
I'm sure that you can come up with a suitable punishment.
Fine.
You know, Carly, I am in charge of the talent show this year.
Yeah, you're holding auditions on Saturday.
No, you are.
I will be enjoying my Saturday while you videotape the auditions for me.
No! I'm going to see Cuddlefish play live at the Hawthorne on Saturday! Not anymore.
Come on! It's what you get for turning me into a hippopotamus.
- Rhinoceros.
- Get out.
Right.
In five, four, three, two I know, you see Somehow the world will change for me And be so wonderful Live life, breathe air I know somehow we're gonna get there.
And feel so wonderful It's all for real I'm telling you just how I feel So wake up the members of my nation It's your time to be There's no chance unless you take one And the time to see The brighter side of every situation Some things are meant to be.
So give your best and leave the rest to me Leave it all to me.
Leave it all to me.
Just leave it all to me iCarly S01E01 iPilot - Let me go! - Say you're sorry.
- I'm sorry! - And what are you sorry for? For saying you're aggressive! And what am I again? - Pretty and sweet! - Thank you! Now the next time Hair, hair, hair.
Hi.
- Did you get in trouble? - Of course I got in trouble! Teachers tend to get upset when you put their heads on the bodies of big, fat animals! I can't believe I let you talk me into taking the blame for you! You had to.
I've already been suspended once this semester.
If I'd gotten busted they'd have expelled me.
Well, here's an idea.
- What? - Stop doing bad things! Okay.
Chillax.
I will not chillax! And get excited, 'cause you and I get to spend our entire Saturday here videotaping kids' auditions for the talent show.
Whatev You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.
Which is why you are my best friend.
Good to know.
Now, why are you mine? Because I'm a lovable person.
You dropped this! Thanks, but you really I was gonna walk you home from school but I couldn't find you.
Hey! Freddie, were you just looking out your peephole waiting for me to come home? - No! - Freddie.
Yes.
I thought we talked about this.
We can be buds, but you gotta get over this crush thing.
I am over it.
Seriously.
I'm in love with you.
You just wanna be friends.
And I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.
Oh, god.
I'm home.
Hey, kiddo! Up here.
Just taking some pics of my robot sculpture.
Smile! You know, for most eighth grade girls, if they came home and found their 26- year- old brother dangling upside down from the ceiling over a giant robot made out of soda bottles, it'd be weird.
You're saying I'm abnormal.
Do I need to say it Come down from there before you hurt yourself.
No worries.
I got my leg wrapped around this pipe.
Please help me stand up.
Are you all right? Yeah.
Nope.
I dislocated my shoulder again.
One sec.
Yeah, that fixed her.
- Good.
So listen, I need a favour.
- Shoot.
I have to tape a bunch of auditions at school on Saturday.
- Fun.
- Yeah, not really.
Anyway, would you let me borrow your video camera? - I would.
- Awesome.
Though I can't.
Why not? I made it into a squirrel.
I told you the front doors would be locked.
You gotta go around to the blue doors in back of the Oh, my God.
What do you think of my equipment? I just asked to borrow your video camera.
What is all this? Well, that's a 3- chip high- def camcorder with a hyper- cardioid condenser microphone.
mounted on a carbon fibre tripod with a low- drag fluid head.
I also brought you juice and a bagel.
Hey, you invited the doof.
- Sam.
- Man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
"She.
" I'm a she, Freddie, as in "girl.
" Just keep your hands off my AV equipment.
You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super- dee- duper- dee camcorder? Sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance till the skin tones go magenta Carly will never love you.
That's it.
I'm taking my stuff and I'm going home! - Please stay.
- Okay.
Okay, Jeb, you ready to audition? Yeah.
I will be performing a scene from a French play Okay.
We don't know what that means, but knock us out.
Rolling? Rolling.
But but where did she go? I don't know.
But when will she be back? I don't know! Well, where can I find her? I tell you, I do not know! - Okay! - Nice job! - What'd you think? - I don't know! You don't know? I tell you, I do not know! But you must know! How can I know when I do not know? I don't know.
I will play the trumpet.
- Great.
- Nice.
While hopping on this Pogo Stick.
That's what I'm talking about! You go, girl! Yeah.
Pogo- tastic! That's awesome! Jump and blow! So the doc says, "Why'd you wait so long to bring her in?" So I say, "I liked the eggs.
" That's awesome.
Thanks - Not that funny.
No.
- No, no, not at all.
But forget that.
Can we please discuss the boy's hair and glasses? He looks like Miss Briggs.
Yeah, except he doesn't have Miss Briggs' crazy pointy boobs.
I know, what is up with those? It's like she stuffs waffle cones in her bra.
Totally! I mean, she could poke an eye out with one of those things.
Okay, okay, we better keep going.
We've still got 11 more kids to see.
Oh! 11? Calm down.
They can't get worse.
And I was wrong.
Sam.
Sam.
Wake up.
What time is it? Late.
What time's your mom coming to pick you up? She's not.
I told her you invited me to spend the night.
I didn't invite you to spend the night.
Well, you should 'cause I'm not leaving.
What you doing? Checking to make sure Freddie put the auditions online.
I told Miss Briggs we'd upload 'em on SplashFace tonight so she could watch 'em in the morning.
I kind of hate Miss Briggs.
Remember when she called me a demon? - No! - Oh, Yeah.
It was when I put that raw chicken in her purse and Shut up and come look at this! What, Freddie didn't upload the auditions? No! He uploaded us! - What? - Look! - That's you and me! - Sure is! He wasn't supposed to film us! We were being all goofy and acting like idiots all day! Oh, my God.
We made fun of Miss Briggs and her crazy pointy boobs! If she sees that Anyone can see it! It's on SplashFace! Okay, okay, chillax.
Look, see the view count? Only 27 people have clicked on it.
Okay, good.
Sam? - Yeah.
- That's 27,000! Quit it, Sam! Let go of my foot! Too much friction! Let go! What is the matter with you? Why'd you film us at the auditions today? oh.
Cause you guys were being funny.
Well, you shouldn't have put us online without our permission! I didn't! I edited you guys out before I uploaded the auditions.
No, you did the opposite of that! What? There's no way I - Yeah.
- Just take us off the site! - Okay, okay! Just give me a sec.
- This is so not good.
Anyone, anyone in the world can just click and see everything we did and said today.
It's so embarrassing.
And if Miss Briggs sees Don't even talk about it.
'Cause if she Got it.
See, it says, "At your request, this video will be removed.
" - Good! - Finally.
- Tomorrow morning.
- Man! Do you know how many more thousands of people can view it by then? All right, look, before you get all freaked out, SplashFace has message boards.
- So? - So, let's see what people are saying about the video.
Okay, here's one.
"Carly, you and your friend Sam crack me up.
Funny stuff.
" Great, so one kid thinks Wait.
SlackerBoy314 writes,"Carly and Sam, you chicks are hilarious.
" When's your next show? And this kid says, "You guys are way better than most of the puke here on SplashFace.
" Wow.
They love us.
Yeah! More than puke.
Where's Miss Briggs? What if she saw it? The video was off by yesterday morning.
What if she saw it before it was off? It was Sunday.
She was probably in church.
What church would let Miss Briggs in the door? Hello, Carly.
Samantha.
- Howdy.
- Morning, Miss Briggs.
We had some trouble putting the video online, so here's a DVD of every kid who auditioned on Saturday.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
I'll try not to poke a hole in this with my pointy bosoms.
She saw the video.
We're so sorry.
- Miss Briggs? - What? I typed up a list of the kids we think should be in the talent show.
Snorting milk? Pogo stick hopping? These aren't talents.
They were the most fun kids to watch.
Goodbye.
Wait, so you're not gonna let any of the kids we picked be in the show? That's right.
Girls.
No one enjoys that! I am so mad! Me, too.
I need some ham.
Seriously, Miss Briggs is the worst! You don't gotta convince me.
I hated her even after she got that brown lump removed from her nose.
I'll tell you something.
She is what's wrong with the world.
- Who's what's wrong with the world? - Miss Briggs.
Well, hey, at least she got that brown lump taken off of her nose.
I just hate it when adults like her get to control what kids can do and see.
It ticks me off.
Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham? Hey, remember all that stuff those kids wrote about us on the message boards? Yeah.
Things like, You guys should upload more videos.
And, "When's your next show?" And, "We want more.
" Let's give 'em more.
- More? - Okay, what are we talking about here Doing a web show, online, every week.
Why? Cause it can be whatever we want it to be.
no adults to say,"You can do this.
You can't do that.
" We can do whatever we want say whatever we want.
Would it mean I have to do, like, work and stuff? Well, if you're gonna do a show you gotta prepare for it.
Then make it your show.
You do the work.
I'll just show up and be your amusing little sidekick.
- Wait, what's the show gonna be about? - Anything.
Something different every week.
But for the first show, kids with bizarro talents.
Clever.
Miss Briggs says, "No, no, no.
" We say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah.
" Hey, why don't you guys call your show "iCarly.
" You know, "I," Internet, Carly, you.
- I like it.
- ICarly's cool.
And you're gonna need a technical producer, right? To set up the lights, audio, work the camera? He wants to be our geek.
You got a big mouth, lady.
Hey! Look what someone just left in the dumpster.
Isn't she amazing? Hey, can we use the third floor as kind of a TV studio? - Well, I don't know - Thanks! You rock.
Wait, I didn't say Why do you need Okay, later! - Sam, come on! - Sorry, I had to pee! You always have to pee.
Well, it's either that or I explode.
- 45 seconds! - We're on our way up! You know what to do? We sit together, me on the left, you on the right.
Camera opens on the sign, pans down to me.
we chat with all the kids with great talents.
- You got it? - I'm down.
Here we go.
- I look good? - Perfect.
Me? Well, you got something in your teeth.
Get it out! Get it out Hey, there, people of Earth.
I'm Carly Shay and this is our very first webcast of a little show we call iCarly.
- She's Carly.
- She's Sam.
- Sam I am.
- Carly, Sam.
- I think they're clear.
- Demonstrate the thing! Yeah! With this item, provided by our dorky friend Freddie.
That's disrespectful! We and do this, and this.
and this Okay.
Tonight, we're gonna show you some kids with super insane talents.
- Freak show! - Stop it.
Okay, this first kid we're gonna show you can take a glass of milk.
This is so deliciously gross.
Snort the milk up into his nose.
- It's the best thing ever.
- And then make the milk squirt out of his eyes.
I wanna marry this boy! - Let's bring him out.
Simon Kendal! - You're up, dude! Okay, Simon You ready to blow people away - with your freakish talent? - Do it! Let's go.
Drum roll.
Okay, this is insane! - Tell the people your name.
- Brennan Yubberly.
Yeah, Yubberly! Okay, any word you say, Brennan can say backwards perfectly.
He's a backwards talker.
Check this out.
- Ointment.
- Tnenmtnio Yes! Okay.
"Slippery watermelon.
" Yreppils nolemretaw.
- Do you hear this? - We love this boy! Okay, okay! Say, "I must be from planet Jupiter because there's no other way I could be saying all this backwards! - Did you hear that? - Insanity! Ytinasni! That's enough, Brennan.
Yeah! Great job! Wonderful! Looking at that goat made me hungry! Well, you can eat soon cause the very first webcast of iCarly is almost over.
No, no, don't be sad.
We still got one more kid with a weird talent.
- But first - Here's some stuff you need to know.
If you liked our show, tell your friends.
Your cousins, people you like.
People you hate.
All people of this planet.
That we're gonna be here, live, online every week at iCarly.
com.
In fact, next week, Carly's gonna take my tonsils out right here.
- She's lying.
- But how awesome would that be? And if you wanna send us a video of you doing or saying anything cool.
Telling a joke, eating a bug - just email the video clip to us.
- Carly and me.
- Me and Sam.
- At iCarly.
com - And if it's cool enough - We'll show it right here on iCarly.
OK.
Our last freakishly talented kid's name is Taryn James.
And she's about to play us out.
With her trumpet.
But with a little extra twist.
Hit the button.
Get out here, Taryn! Will you look at that! - It seems impossible.
- That is so cool! I wish I could do that! Yeah Well, thanks for watching! Don't forget to tune in next time! Oh, my gosh! This is so much fun! And we're clear! Yes! We did it! - Here it is.
- How many? Why are we happy? Cause our very first web show rocked! And was watched by over 37,000 people! Get out! My baby sister's a web star.
Hey, we should have a party, you know, to celebrate.
- Yeah, that'd be so cool.
- Yeah, that'd be so tight! Yes, we should.
- But it shouldn't be a normal, regular party.
- Oh no.
It needs to be something different, something wonderfully random.
Crazy hat party? Hey, cupcake.
There you are! - Nice hat.
- Back at you.
- Hi.
Can we get your autographs? - We love iCarly.
Your web show.
- Sure.
- No prob.
- There you go.
- There.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
I love you, Carly! Wow.
I just signed an autograph.
Get used to it.
iCarly's a great show.
You might get famous.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm gonna like that.
Hey.
Saw your web show.
Pretty hot.
Thanks.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
- So, you guys wanna dance? - Yes.
Cool, let's do it.
I'm gonna like it.
Hey! Hey, stop that! Put her down! She's not for you! How pitiful! Who invited you?
Right now.
Have a seat.
So, I understand you put some flyers up all over the school? Yes, I did.
Why would you Photodoc my head onto the body of a rhinoceros? - Well, I - Rhinoceros? Oh, no, no, no.
She made you a hippopotamus.
No, no.
She's a rhinoceros.
A hippo has fatter thighs and a wider snout.
What does it matter? I think we should call her father in to discuss this.
My dad's stationed in Europe right now.
He's in the military.
Well, there must be some adult in charge of her.
My older brother, Spencer.
Oh, yes, the artist.
He's a great artist.
Look, we don't need to call her brother in about this.
I'm sure that you can come up with a suitable punishment.
Fine.
You know, Carly, I am in charge of the talent show this year.
Yeah, you're holding auditions on Saturday.
No, you are.
I will be enjoying my Saturday while you videotape the auditions for me.
No! I'm going to see Cuddlefish play live at the Hawthorne on Saturday! Not anymore.
Come on! It's what you get for turning me into a hippopotamus.
- Rhinoceros.
- Get out.
Right.
In five, four, three, two I know, you see Somehow the world will change for me And be so wonderful Live life, breathe air I know somehow we're gonna get there.
And feel so wonderful It's all for real I'm telling you just how I feel So wake up the members of my nation It's your time to be There's no chance unless you take one And the time to see The brighter side of every situation Some things are meant to be.
So give your best and leave the rest to me Leave it all to me.
Leave it all to me.
Just leave it all to me iCarly S01E01 iPilot - Let me go! - Say you're sorry.
- I'm sorry! - And what are you sorry for? For saying you're aggressive! And what am I again? - Pretty and sweet! - Thank you! Now the next time Hair, hair, hair.
Hi.
- Did you get in trouble? - Of course I got in trouble! Teachers tend to get upset when you put their heads on the bodies of big, fat animals! I can't believe I let you talk me into taking the blame for you! You had to.
I've already been suspended once this semester.
If I'd gotten busted they'd have expelled me.
Well, here's an idea.
- What? - Stop doing bad things! Okay.
Chillax.
I will not chillax! And get excited, 'cause you and I get to spend our entire Saturday here videotaping kids' auditions for the talent show.
Whatev You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.
Which is why you are my best friend.
Good to know.
Now, why are you mine? Because I'm a lovable person.
You dropped this! Thanks, but you really I was gonna walk you home from school but I couldn't find you.
Hey! Freddie, were you just looking out your peephole waiting for me to come home? - No! - Freddie.
Yes.
I thought we talked about this.
We can be buds, but you gotta get over this crush thing.
I am over it.
Seriously.
I'm in love with you.
You just wanna be friends.
And I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.
Oh, god.
I'm home.
Hey, kiddo! Up here.
Just taking some pics of my robot sculpture.
Smile! You know, for most eighth grade girls, if they came home and found their 26- year- old brother dangling upside down from the ceiling over a giant robot made out of soda bottles, it'd be weird.
You're saying I'm abnormal.
Do I need to say it Come down from there before you hurt yourself.
No worries.
I got my leg wrapped around this pipe.
Please help me stand up.
Are you all right? Yeah.
Nope.
I dislocated my shoulder again.
One sec.
Yeah, that fixed her.
- Good.
So listen, I need a favour.
- Shoot.
I have to tape a bunch of auditions at school on Saturday.
- Fun.
- Yeah, not really.
Anyway, would you let me borrow your video camera? - I would.
- Awesome.
Though I can't.
Why not? I made it into a squirrel.
I told you the front doors would be locked.
You gotta go around to the blue doors in back of the Oh, my God.
What do you think of my equipment? I just asked to borrow your video camera.
What is all this? Well, that's a 3- chip high- def camcorder with a hyper- cardioid condenser microphone.
mounted on a carbon fibre tripod with a low- drag fluid head.
I also brought you juice and a bagel.
Hey, you invited the doof.
- Sam.
- Man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
"She.
" I'm a she, Freddie, as in "girl.
" Just keep your hands off my AV equipment.
You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super- dee- duper- dee camcorder? Sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance till the skin tones go magenta Carly will never love you.
That's it.
I'm taking my stuff and I'm going home! - Please stay.
- Okay.
Okay, Jeb, you ready to audition? Yeah.
I will be performing a scene from a French play Okay.
We don't know what that means, but knock us out.
Rolling? Rolling.
But but where did she go? I don't know.
But when will she be back? I don't know! Well, where can I find her? I tell you, I do not know! - Okay! - Nice job! - What'd you think? - I don't know! You don't know? I tell you, I do not know! But you must know! How can I know when I do not know? I don't know.
I will play the trumpet.
- Great.
- Nice.
While hopping on this Pogo Stick.
That's what I'm talking about! You go, girl! Yeah.
Pogo- tastic! That's awesome! Jump and blow! So the doc says, "Why'd you wait so long to bring her in?" So I say, "I liked the eggs.
" That's awesome.
Thanks - Not that funny.
No.
- No, no, not at all.
But forget that.
Can we please discuss the boy's hair and glasses? He looks like Miss Briggs.
Yeah, except he doesn't have Miss Briggs' crazy pointy boobs.
I know, what is up with those? It's like she stuffs waffle cones in her bra.
Totally! I mean, she could poke an eye out with one of those things.
Okay, okay, we better keep going.
We've still got 11 more kids to see.
Oh! 11? Calm down.
They can't get worse.
And I was wrong.
Sam.
Sam.
Wake up.
What time is it? Late.
What time's your mom coming to pick you up? She's not.
I told her you invited me to spend the night.
I didn't invite you to spend the night.
Well, you should 'cause I'm not leaving.
What you doing? Checking to make sure Freddie put the auditions online.
I told Miss Briggs we'd upload 'em on SplashFace tonight so she could watch 'em in the morning.
I kind of hate Miss Briggs.
Remember when she called me a demon? - No! - Oh, Yeah.
It was when I put that raw chicken in her purse and Shut up and come look at this! What, Freddie didn't upload the auditions? No! He uploaded us! - What? - Look! - That's you and me! - Sure is! He wasn't supposed to film us! We were being all goofy and acting like idiots all day! Oh, my God.
We made fun of Miss Briggs and her crazy pointy boobs! If she sees that Anyone can see it! It's on SplashFace! Okay, okay, chillax.
Look, see the view count? Only 27 people have clicked on it.
Okay, good.
Sam? - Yeah.
- That's 27,000! Quit it, Sam! Let go of my foot! Too much friction! Let go! What is the matter with you? Why'd you film us at the auditions today? oh.
Cause you guys were being funny.
Well, you shouldn't have put us online without our permission! I didn't! I edited you guys out before I uploaded the auditions.
No, you did the opposite of that! What? There's no way I - Yeah.
- Just take us off the site! - Okay, okay! Just give me a sec.
- This is so not good.
Anyone, anyone in the world can just click and see everything we did and said today.
It's so embarrassing.
And if Miss Briggs sees Don't even talk about it.
'Cause if she Got it.
See, it says, "At your request, this video will be removed.
" - Good! - Finally.
- Tomorrow morning.
- Man! Do you know how many more thousands of people can view it by then? All right, look, before you get all freaked out, SplashFace has message boards.
- So? - So, let's see what people are saying about the video.
Okay, here's one.
"Carly, you and your friend Sam crack me up.
Funny stuff.
" Great, so one kid thinks Wait.
SlackerBoy314 writes,"Carly and Sam, you chicks are hilarious.
" When's your next show? And this kid says, "You guys are way better than most of the puke here on SplashFace.
" Wow.
They love us.
Yeah! More than puke.
Where's Miss Briggs? What if she saw it? The video was off by yesterday morning.
What if she saw it before it was off? It was Sunday.
She was probably in church.
What church would let Miss Briggs in the door? Hello, Carly.
Samantha.
- Howdy.
- Morning, Miss Briggs.
We had some trouble putting the video online, so here's a DVD of every kid who auditioned on Saturday.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
I'll try not to poke a hole in this with my pointy bosoms.
She saw the video.
We're so sorry.
- Miss Briggs? - What? I typed up a list of the kids we think should be in the talent show.
Snorting milk? Pogo stick hopping? These aren't talents.
They were the most fun kids to watch.
Goodbye.
Wait, so you're not gonna let any of the kids we picked be in the show? That's right.
Girls.
No one enjoys that! I am so mad! Me, too.
I need some ham.
Seriously, Miss Briggs is the worst! You don't gotta convince me.
I hated her even after she got that brown lump removed from her nose.
I'll tell you something.
She is what's wrong with the world.
- Who's what's wrong with the world? - Miss Briggs.
Well, hey, at least she got that brown lump taken off of her nose.
I just hate it when adults like her get to control what kids can do and see.
It ticks me off.
Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham? Hey, remember all that stuff those kids wrote about us on the message boards? Yeah.
Things like, You guys should upload more videos.
And, "When's your next show?" And, "We want more.
" Let's give 'em more.
- More? - Okay, what are we talking about here Doing a web show, online, every week.
Why? Cause it can be whatever we want it to be.
no adults to say,"You can do this.
You can't do that.
" We can do whatever we want say whatever we want.
Would it mean I have to do, like, work and stuff? Well, if you're gonna do a show you gotta prepare for it.
Then make it your show.
You do the work.
I'll just show up and be your amusing little sidekick.
- Wait, what's the show gonna be about? - Anything.
Something different every week.
But for the first show, kids with bizarro talents.
Clever.
Miss Briggs says, "No, no, no.
" We say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah.
" Hey, why don't you guys call your show "iCarly.
" You know, "I," Internet, Carly, you.
- I like it.
- ICarly's cool.
And you're gonna need a technical producer, right? To set up the lights, audio, work the camera? He wants to be our geek.
You got a big mouth, lady.
Hey! Look what someone just left in the dumpster.
Isn't she amazing? Hey, can we use the third floor as kind of a TV studio? - Well, I don't know - Thanks! You rock.
Wait, I didn't say Why do you need Okay, later! - Sam, come on! - Sorry, I had to pee! You always have to pee.
Well, it's either that or I explode.
- 45 seconds! - We're on our way up! You know what to do? We sit together, me on the left, you on the right.
Camera opens on the sign, pans down to me.
we chat with all the kids with great talents.
- You got it? - I'm down.
Here we go.
- I look good? - Perfect.
Me? Well, you got something in your teeth.
Get it out! Get it out Hey, there, people of Earth.
I'm Carly Shay and this is our very first webcast of a little show we call iCarly.
- She's Carly.
- She's Sam.
- Sam I am.
- Carly, Sam.
- I think they're clear.
- Demonstrate the thing! Yeah! With this item, provided by our dorky friend Freddie.
That's disrespectful! We and do this, and this.
and this Okay.
Tonight, we're gonna show you some kids with super insane talents.
- Freak show! - Stop it.
Okay, this first kid we're gonna show you can take a glass of milk.
This is so deliciously gross.
Snort the milk up into his nose.
- It's the best thing ever.
- And then make the milk squirt out of his eyes.
I wanna marry this boy! - Let's bring him out.
Simon Kendal! - You're up, dude! Okay, Simon You ready to blow people away - with your freakish talent? - Do it! Let's go.
Drum roll.
Okay, this is insane! - Tell the people your name.
- Brennan Yubberly.
Yeah, Yubberly! Okay, any word you say, Brennan can say backwards perfectly.
He's a backwards talker.
Check this out.
- Ointment.
- Tnenmtnio Yes! Okay.
"Slippery watermelon.
" Yreppils nolemretaw.
- Do you hear this? - We love this boy! Okay, okay! Say, "I must be from planet Jupiter because there's no other way I could be saying all this backwards! - Did you hear that? - Insanity! Ytinasni! That's enough, Brennan.
Yeah! Great job! Wonderful! Looking at that goat made me hungry! Well, you can eat soon cause the very first webcast of iCarly is almost over.
No, no, don't be sad.
We still got one more kid with a weird talent.
- But first - Here's some stuff you need to know.
If you liked our show, tell your friends.
Your cousins, people you like.
People you hate.
All people of this planet.
That we're gonna be here, live, online every week at iCarly.
com.
In fact, next week, Carly's gonna take my tonsils out right here.
- She's lying.
- But how awesome would that be? And if you wanna send us a video of you doing or saying anything cool.
Telling a joke, eating a bug - just email the video clip to us.
- Carly and me.
- Me and Sam.
- At iCarly.
com - And if it's cool enough - We'll show it right here on iCarly.
OK.
Our last freakishly talented kid's name is Taryn James.
And she's about to play us out.
With her trumpet.
But with a little extra twist.
Hit the button.
Get out here, Taryn! Will you look at that! - It seems impossible.
- That is so cool! I wish I could do that! Yeah Well, thanks for watching! Don't forget to tune in next time! Oh, my gosh! This is so much fun! And we're clear! Yes! We did it! - Here it is.
- How many? Why are we happy? Cause our very first web show rocked! And was watched by over 37,000 people! Get out! My baby sister's a web star.
Hey, we should have a party, you know, to celebrate.
- Yeah, that'd be so cool.
- Yeah, that'd be so tight! Yes, we should.
- But it shouldn't be a normal, regular party.
- Oh no.
It needs to be something different, something wonderfully random.
Crazy hat party? Hey, cupcake.
There you are! - Nice hat.
- Back at you.
- Hi.
Can we get your autographs? - We love iCarly.
Your web show.
- Sure.
- No prob.
- There you go.
- There.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
I love you, Carly! Wow.
I just signed an autograph.
Get used to it.
iCarly's a great show.
You might get famous.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm gonna like that.
Hey.
Saw your web show.
Pretty hot.
Thanks.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
- So, you guys wanna dance? - Yes.
Cool, let's do it.
I'm gonna like it.
Hey! Hey, stop that! Put her down! She's not for you! How pitiful! Who invited you?