Impractical Jokers (2017) s03e05 Episode Script
Bonus Footage
OH, AMERICA! WHAT'S UP? YOU LOOK GREAT.
SOMETIMES ON OUR SHOW, YOU LOOK GREAT.
SOMETIMES ON OUR SHOW, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH DELICIOUS SOMETIMES ON OUR SHOW, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH DELICIOUS GOODNESS TO SQUEEZE INTO AN THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH DELICIOUS GOODNESS TO SQUEEZE INTO AN EPISODE.
GOODNESS TO SQUEEZE INTO AN EPISODE.
ALL OF US HAVE TONS OF CRAZY EPISODE.
ALL OF US HAVE TONS OF CRAZY MOMENTS LIKE THAT THAT YOU'VE ALL OF US HAVE TONS OF CRAZY MOMENTS LIKE THAT THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
MOMENTS LIKE THAT THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
SO I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT NEVER SEEN.
SO I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA TO TAKE THOSE MOMENTS AND SO I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA TO TAKE THOSE MOMENTS AND PUT THEM IN ONE EPISODE.
IDEA TO TAKE THOSE MOMENTS AND PUT THEM IN ONE EPISODE.
YES, SO, PLEASE, AMERICA.
PUT THEM IN ONE EPISODE.
YES, SO, PLEASE, AMERICA.
SEND HIM "THANANK YOU" LETTERS, YES, SO, PLEASE, AMERICA.
SEND HIM "THANANK YOU" LETTERS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE ALL SEND HIM "THANANK YOU" LETTERS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE ALL OF OUR UN-AIRED BONUS FOOTAGE.
BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE ALL OF OUR UN-AIRED BONUS FOOTAGE.
LET'S GET YOLO! OF OUR UN-AIRED BONUS FOOTAGE.
LET'S GET YOLO! WHAT'S YOLO? LET'S GET YOLO! WHAT'S YOLO? YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! WHAT'S YOLO? YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE? YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE? YEAH.
LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE? YEAH.
THAT MAKES NO -- YEAH.
THAT MAKES NO -- LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE THAT MAKES NO -- LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND WATCH THOSE CLIPS RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND WATCH THOSE CLIPS RIGHT NOW.
THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
AND WATCH THOSE CLIPS RIGHT NOW.
THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
TO YOU, THAT MAKES SENSE? THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
TO YOU, THAT MAKES SENSE? PREPARE FOR SOMETHING TO YOU, THAT MAKES SENSE? PREPARE FOR SOMETHING AMAZING.
PREPARE FOR SOMETHING AMAZING.
HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? AMAZING.
HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER .]
HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER .]
I WANT MY MOMMY! [ LAUGHTER .]
I WANT MY MOMMY! [ LAUGHTER .]
I WANT MY MOMMY! [ LAUGHTER .]
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! [ LAUGHTER .]
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! LARRY! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! LARRY! [ LAUGHTER .]
SO, HERE'S A BIT OF TRIVIA FOR YOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
FOR YOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BEFORE WE FILM A CHALLENGE, WE [ LAUGHTER .]
BEFORE WE FILM A CHALLENGE, WE DECIDE WHO GOES FIRST BY YELLING BEFORE WE FILM A CHALLENGE, WE DECIDE WHO GOES FIRST BY YELLING "NOT IT.
" DECIDE WHO GOES FIRST BY YELLING "NOT IT.
" NOT IT.
"NOT IT.
" NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
YOU'RE UP FIRST.
NOT IT.
YOU'RE UP FIRST.
AH! YOU'RE UP FIRST.
AH! [ LAUGHTER .]
AH! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU LOSE, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU LOSE, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE UP FIRST, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN YOU LOSE, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE UP FIRST, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.
UP FIRST, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.
FOOTAGE OF SALLY BOY OVER HERE FOR A TREAT.
FOOTAGE OF SALLY BOY OVER HERE WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
SIGN IN.
I NEED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS REAL QUICK.
I NEED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS REAL QUICK.
PICK UP THE PHONE.
QUESTIONS REAL QUICK.
PICK UP THE PHONE.
HEY, MAURICE, COULD YOU FIND PICK UP THE PHONE.
HEY, MAURICE, COULD YOU FIND THE -- HEY, MAURICE, COULD YOU FIND THE -- YES.
THE -- YES.
I COULDN'T FIND THE FILES FROM YES.
I COULDN'T FIND THE FILES FROM EARLIER.
I COULDN'T FIND THE FILES FROM EARLIER.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP.
EARLIER.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP TO HER.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP TO HER.
NOW, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP TO HER.
NOW, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
JUST ONE SECOND.
NOW, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
JUST ONE SECOND.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, JUST LEAVE IT THERE, SAL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW, JUST LEAVE IT THERE, SAL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
UHWELL, I DID.
I -- YEAH.
UHWELL, I DID.
I -- YES.
UHWELL, I DID.
I -- YES.
AFTER LUNCH, THEY DO THAT.
YES.
AFTER LUNCH, THEY DO THAT.
MOVE THAT FINGER CLOSER TO AFTER LUNCH, THEY DO THAT.
MOVE THAT FINGER CLOSER TO HER.
MOVE THAT FINGER CLOSER TO HER.
GET IT CLOSER TO HER.
HER.
GET IT CLOSER TO HER.
YEAH, I MEAN, IT DEPENDS.
GET IT CLOSER TO HER.
YEAH, I MEAN, IT DEPENDS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, I MEAN, IT DEPENDS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ONE SECOND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ONE SECOND.
OKAY.
ONE SECOND.
OKAY.
YEAH, I'M GONNA WORK OVERTIME OKAY.
YEAH, I'M GONNA WORK OVERTIME TONIGHT.
YEAH, I'M GONNA WORK OVERTIME TONIGHT.
JUST ONE SECOND.
TONIGHT.
JUST ONE SECOND.
HOLD ON -- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
JUST ONE SECOND.
HOLD ON -- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HOLD ON -- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, MAURICE [ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, MAURICE [ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, MAURICE [ LAUGHTER .]
JUST ONE SECOND, PLEASE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
JUST ONE SECOND, PLEASE.
TWO.
UH-HUH.
JUST ONE SECOND, PLEASE.
TWO.
UH-HUH.
GET THAT FINGER CLOSER TO TWO.
UH-HUH.
GET THAT FINGER CLOSER TO HER.
GET THAT FINGER CLOSER TO HER.
CLOSER! CLOSER! HER.
CLOSER! CLOSER! LOOK HOW CLOSE IT LOOKS.
CLOSER! CLOSER! LOOK HOW CLOSE IT LOOKS.
CLOSER.
LOOK HOW CLOSE IT LOOKS.
CLOSER.
WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT CLOSER.
WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT JANET SAID THAT THEY'D BE THERE, WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT JANET SAID THAT THEY'D BE THERE, AND I PUT THE FILE ON HIS DESK.
JANET SAID THAT THEY'D BE THERE, AND I PUT THE FILE ON HIS DESK.
I LEFT IT RIGHT WITH HIM.
AND I PUT THE FILE ON HIS DESK.
I LEFT IT RIGHT WITH HIM.
YOU GOOD? I LEFT IT RIGHT WITH HIM.
YOU GOOD? OKAY.
THANK YOU.
YOU GOOD? OKAY.
THANK YOU.
[ SIGHS .]
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
[ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
[ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
I'M SORRY.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT WOULD YOU -- WHAT WOULD YOU [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT WOULD YOU -- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE WENT LIKE THAT TO WHAT WOULD YOU -- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE WENT LIKE THAT TO YOU? DO IF SOMEONE WENT LIKE THAT TO YOU? WOULD YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, OR YOU? WOULD YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, OR WOULD YOU GET MAD, OR WHAT WOULD WOULD YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, OR WOULD YOU GET MAD, OR WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WOULD YOU GET MAD, OR WHAT WOULD YOU DO? I WOULD LICK OR KISS THE YOU DO? I WOULD LICK OR KISS THE FINGER.
I WOULD LICK OR KISS THE FINGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
FINGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY [ LAUGHTER .]
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT, AMY.
OKAY, SAL, SO GIVE THIS WOMAN OKAY, SAL, SO GIVE THIS WOMAN A PEDICURE.
A PEDICURE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S LOOKING AT THE OTHER HE'S LOOKING AT THE OTHER PEOPLE PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING.
ARE DOING.
TO SEE HOW THEY GIVE A TO SEE HOW THEY GIVE A PEDICURE.
PEDICURE.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN NEW YORK? WELL NEW YORK? WELL EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, TRY TO EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, TRY TO REPEAT EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S SAYING AS SHE SAYS IT.
REPEAT EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S SAYING AS SHE SAYS IT.
[ CHUCKLES .]
AS SHE SAYS IT.
[ CHUCKLES .]
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UP IN [ CHUCKLES .]
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UP IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UP IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
Both: IT'S YOUNGER THERE AND [ LAUGHTER .]
Both: IT'S YOUNGER THERE AND EUROPEAN.
Both: IT'S YOUNGER THERE AND EUROPEAN.
GOOD? OKAY.
EUROPEAN.
GOOD? OKAY.
GENTLY SHUSH HER WHEN SHE GOOD? OKAY.
GENTLY SHUSH HER WHEN SHE TALKS.
GENTLY SHUSH HER WHEN SHE TALKS.
HOW LONG'S YOUR, UH, COMMUTE TALKS.
HOW LONG'S YOUR, UH, COMMUTE ON THE SUBWAY? HOW LONG'S YOUR, UH, COMMUTE ON THE SUBWAY? HALF AN HOUR.
ON THE SUBWAY? HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IF I GET THE CON-- [ LAUGHTER .]
IF I GET THE CON-- SHH.
IF I GET THE CON-- SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SAID YOU WERE IN WHAT PART [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SAID YOU WERE IN WHAT PART OF BROOKLYN? YOU SAID YOU WERE IN WHAT PART OF BROOKLYN? UH OF BROOKLYN? UH [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
UH [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
SHH.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IT'S EXPENSIVE -- [ LAUGHTER .]
IT'S EXPENSIVE -- SHH.
IT'S EXPENSIVE -- SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OPEN-MOUTH SNEEZE ON HER [ LAUGHTER .]
OPEN-MOUTH SNEEZE ON HER FOOT.
OPEN-MOUTH SNEEZE ON HER FOOT.
OH, MY GOD.
FOOT.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING IF HE DOES OH, MY GOD.
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING IF HE DOES THAT.
[ SNEEZES .]
SORRY.
SORRY.
PUT THAT BACK IN.
[ ALL EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING .]
HE'S HIDING! HE'S HIDING! HE'S HIDING! HE'S HIDING! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU GUYS WERE MERCILESS WITH [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU GUYS WERE MERCILESS WITH ME ON THAT ONE.
YOU GUYS WERE MERCILESS WITH ME ON THAT ONE.
IF -- IF YOU WERE -- ME ON THAT ONE.
IF -- IF YOU WERE -- SHH.
IF -- IF YOU WERE -- SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HI, HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
OKAY.
YOU'RE JUST PICKING UP OR -- YOU'RE JUST PICKING UP OR -- YOU NEED TO TRY THEM ON.
YOU NEED TO TRY THEM ON.
OH, GOTCHA.
OKAY.
OH, GOTCHA.
OKAY.
GET READY TO COMPLIMENT THOSE GET READY TO COMPLIMENT THOSE PANTS, SAL.
PANTS, SAL.
[ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE [ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS! [ LAUGHTER .]
PANTS! [ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
[ Deep voice .]
HEY, LAURA, THOSE [ Normal voice .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
[ Deep voice .]
HEY, LAURA, THOSE ARE NICE PANTS! [ Deep voice .]
HEY, LAURA, THOSE ARE NICE PANTS! [ Laughing .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
ARE NICE PANTS! [ Laughing .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
HEY, LAURA.
[ Laughing .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
HEY, LAURA.
[ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE HEY, LAURA.
[ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS.
[ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
OH, ANOTHER [ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
OH, ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS.
[ Normal voice .]
OH, ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS.
[ Deep voice .]
OH, THOSE ARE PAIR OF PANTS.
[ Deep voice .]
OH, THOSE ARE NICE, TOO! [ Deep voice .]
OH, THOSE ARE NICE, TOO! [ LAUGHTER .]
NICE, TOO! [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA THOSE ARE NICE PANTS, TOO.
LAURA THOSE ARE NICE PANTS, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I LIKE THOSE BETTER THAN THE [ LAUGHTER .]
I LIKE THOSE BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONES.
I LIKE THOSE BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONES.
OH, MY GOD! OTHER ONES.
OH, MY GOD! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS! OH, MY GOD! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS! [ LAUGHTER .]
THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS! [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA! [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA! [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD! [ Voice breaking .]
LAURA! OH, MY GOD! [ Voice breaking .]
LAURA! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE! [ Voice breaking .]
LAURA! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE! YOU SEE LAURA'S PANTS?! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE! YOU SEE LAURA'S PANTS?! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SEE LAURA'S PANTS?! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SOUND LIKE, UH, THE [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SOUND LIKE, UH, THE KOOL-AID GUY.
YOU SOUND LIKE, UH, THE KOOL-AID GUY.
[ Deep voice .]
OH, YEAH! KOOL-AID GUY.
[ Deep voice .]
OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
[ Deep voice .]
OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH ME.
[ Normal voice .]
ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH ME.
BUT STICK AROUND, BECAUSE WE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH ME.
BUT STICK AROUND, BECAUSE WE HAVE CLIPS FROM MURR COMING UP BUT STICK AROUND, BECAUSE WE HAVE CLIPS FROM MURR COMING UP NEXT.
HAVE CLIPS FROM MURR COMING UP NEXT.
WOE IS ME! YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THIS, BUT I'M ACTUALLY A MASTERMIND.
REALIZE THIS, BUT I'M ACTUALLY A MASTERMIND.
THE MASTERMIND WITH THE A MASTERMIND.
THE MASTERMIND WITH THE FOOL-PROOF PLAN.
THE MASTERMIND WITH THE FOOL-PROOF PLAN.
YEAH, THAT NEVER WORKS.
FOOL-PROOF PLAN.
YEAH, THAT NEVER WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, THAT NEVER WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SOMETIMES IT WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SOMETIMES IT WORKS.
NO, NO, NO.
ZERO.
SOMETIMES IT WORKS.
NO, NO, NO.
ZERO.
EXACTLY ZERO TIMES IT WORKS.
NO, NO, NO.
ZERO.
EXACTLY ZERO TIMES IT WORKS.
THERE WAS ONE TIME.
EXACTLY ZERO TIMES IT WORKS.
THERE WAS ONE TIME.
NEVER.
THERE WAS ONE TIME.
NEVER.
NEVER.
NEVER.
NEVER.
ALL RIGHT.
NEVER.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE MASTER ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE MASTER AT WORK.
ANGELO.
JAMES.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
JAMES.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER OF THE GYM? OF THE GYM? UH UH HE'S BEEN GOING TO THIS GYM HE'S BEEN GOING TO THIS GYM FOR 20 YEARS?! FOR 20 YEARS?! WHAT IS MURRAY GONNA TELL HIM? WHAT IS MURRAY GONNA TELL HIM? DO YOU, UH, AEROBIC, AS WELL? DO YOU, UH, AEROBIC, AS WELL? EVERY DAY YOU COME IN? EVERY DAY YOU COME IN? YOU'VE NEVER DONE AEROBIC YOU'VE NEVER DONE AEROBIC EXERCISE A DAY IN YOUR LIFE? EXERCISE A DAY IN YOUR LIFE? JUMPING JACKS.
RIGHT NOW.
JUMPING JACKS.
RIGHT NOW.
LET'S DO SOME CARDIO, OKAY? DO IT! LET'S DO SOME CARDIO, OKAY? DO IT! [ LAUGHTER .]
DO IT! [ LAUGHTER .]
FASTER! [ LAUGHTER .]
FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! LET'S DO IT A BIT FASTER.
FASTER! FASTER! LET'S DO IT A BIT FASTER.
GO! GO! GO! GO! LET'S DO IT A BIT FASTER.
GO! GO! GO! GO! WANT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
GO! GO! GO! GO! WANT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
YOU GOT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
WANT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
YOU GOT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
THAT'S IT.
YOU GOT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
STOP.
STOP SUDDENLY.
RIGHT.
STOP.
STOP SUDDENLY.
GOOD.
TAKE IT SLOW.
STOP.
STOP SUDDENLY.
GOOD.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
GOOD.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
WHEW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
WHEW.
MURR, JUMPING JACKS! WHEW.
MURR, JUMPING JACKS! JUMPING JACKS! MURR, JUMPING JACKS! JUMPING JACKS! [ LAUGHTER .]
JUMPING JACKS! [ LAUGHTER .]
COME ON.
FASTER.
FASTER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
COME ON.
FASTER.
FASTER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
COME ON.
FASTER.
FASTER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE WOMAN ON THE MAT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE WOMAN ON THE MAT.
LOOK AT THE WOMAN.
THE WOMAN ON THE MAT.
LOOK AT THE WOMAN.
LOOK AT THE WOMAN ON THE MAT! IN CIRCLES.
GO IN CIRCLES.
GO IN CIRCLES.
CIRCLE IT UP.
GO IN CIRCLES.
CIRCLE IT UP.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
CIRCLE IT UP.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
YOU AND ME.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
YOU AND ME.
ALL RIGHT.
CALM DOWN.
ALL RIGHT.
CALM DOWN.
WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DOING THE SAME ROUTINE, YOU'RE NOT MAKING WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DOING THE SAME ROUTINE, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS.
SAME ROUTINE, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE BODY ANY PROGRESS.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE BODY GUESSING BETWEEN AEROBIC YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE BODY GUESSING BETWEEN AEROBIC MURR! JUMPING JACKS! GUESSING BETWEEN AEROBIC MURR! JUMPING JACKS! AND ANAEROBIC WORKOUT.
MURR! JUMPING JACKS! AND ANAEROBIC WORKOUT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
AND ANAEROBIC WORKOUT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
GO FREE FORM.
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
GO FREE FORM.
FREE FORM.
SPIN AROUND.
GO FREE FORM.
FREE FORM.
SPIN AROUND.
SPIN AROUND.
FREE FORM.
SPIN AROUND.
SPIN AROUND.
THIS GUY'S JUST FOLLOWING SPIN AROUND.
THIS GUY'S JUST FOLLOWING HIM.
THIS GUY'S JUST FOLLOWING HIM.
THAT'S IT.
HIM.
THAT'S IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
AND NOW IN MY FACE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
AND NOW IN MY FACE.
LET'S DO IT.
AND NOW IN MY FACE.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
THAT'S IT.
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
YOU ARE A MAN! RIGHT HERE.
YOU ARE A MAN! WHY'D YOU STOP, BRO? YOU ARE A MAN! WHY'D YOU STOP, BRO? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING.
WHY'D YOU STOP, BRO? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING.
OH.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING.
OH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IF ANY OF US WERE ON THE [ LAUGHTER .]
IF ANY OF US WERE ON THE FLOOR, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
IF ANY OF US WERE ON THE FLOOR, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTALLY FLOOR, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT JOKE.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT JOKE.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT KILLING DIFFERENT JOKE.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT KILLING ONE OF US.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT KILLING ONE OF US.
RIGHT.
ONE OF US.
RIGHT.
DO A JUMPING JACK.
GO.
RIGHT.
DO A JUMPING JACK.
GO.
JOE? WAKE UP.
JOE? DO A JUMPING JACK.
GO.
JOE? WAKE UP.
JOE? [ LAUGHTER .]
JOE? WAKE UP.
JOE? [ LAUGHTER .]
I GOT TO TELL YOU, THOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I GOT TO TELL YOU, THOUGH.
YOU LOOK GREAT IN A HEADBAND.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, THOUGH.
YOU LOOK GREAT IN A HEADBAND.
THAT HEADBAND DID A GREAT JOB YOU LOOK GREAT IN A HEADBAND.
THAT HEADBAND DID A GREAT JOB KEEPING MY FOREHEAD OUT OF MY THAT HEADBAND DID A GREAT JOB KEEPING MY FOREHEAD OUT OF MY EYES.
KEEPING MY FOREHEAD OUT OF MY EYES.
[ LAUGHTER .]
DO YOU PLAY? NO.
NO.
NO? NO? YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD.
YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
ASK HER WHAT HER NAME IS.
ASK HER WHAT HER NAME IS.
I'M JAMES, BY THE WAY.
I'M JAMES, BY THE WAY.
BRANDI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
BRANDI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHERE YOU FROM? WHERE YOU FROM? OH, IS THAT RIGHT? OH, IS THAT RIGHT? BRANDI, I HAVE TO TELL YOU BRANDI, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, BY THE WAY.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, BY THE WAY.
I AM AN ARTIST.
BY THE WAY.
I AM AN ARTIST.
I AM AN ARTIST.
I AM AN ARTIST.
I AM AN ARTIST.
I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN I AM AN ARTIST.
I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I'M GONNA PLAY IT FOR IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I'M GONNA PLAY IT FOR YOU, RIGHT NOW, ON THIS PIANO.
GO AHEAD, BUDDY.
EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
I HAVE EVERYTHING.
APPARENTLY, I'VE GOT I HAVE EVERYTHING.
APPARENTLY, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING.
APPARENTLY, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ PIANO PLAYS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ PIANO PLAYS .]
BRANDI.
[ PIANO PLAYS .]
BRANDI.
[ LAUGHS .]
BRANDI.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
BRANDI FROM GUAM [ CHUCKLES .]
BRANDI FROM GUAM YOU ARE THE BOMB BRANDI FROM GUAM YOU ARE THE BOMB MY FACE MAKES YOU VOM YOU ARE THE BOMB MY FACE MAKES YOU VOM MY FACE MAKES YOU VOM BRANDI IS SO FROM GUAM [ LAUGHTER .]
BRANDI FROM GUAM I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG CAN I GET SOME? CAN I GET SOME? CAN I GET SOME? OH, BRANDI CAN I GET SOME? OH, BRANDI [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, BRANDI [ LAUGHTER .]
OH! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH! BRANDI FROM GUAM OH! BRANDI FROM GUAM LEFT ME LIKE MY MOM BRANDI FROM GUAM LEFT ME LIKE MY MOM [ LAUGHTER .]
LEFT ME LIKE MY MOM [ LAUGHTER .]
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY [ LAUGHTER .]
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY WOMAN THAT'S RUN THAT FAST FROM IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY WOMAN THAT'S RUN THAT FAST FROM ME WOMAN THAT'S RUN THAT FAST FROM ME [ LAUGHTER .]
ME [ LAUGHTER .]
THAT GOT AWAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT GOT AWAY.
GOT AWAY.
THAT GOT AWAY.
GOT AWAY.
GOT AWAY CHANGES THAT FIGURE GOT AWAY.
GOT AWAY CHANGES THAT FIGURE DRASTICALLY.
GOT AWAY CHANGES THAT FIGURE DRASTICALLY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
DRASTICALLY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ BLOWS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ BLOWS .]
HE GETS MOST OF THEM BEFORE THEY [ BLOWS .]
HE GETS MOST OF THEM BEFORE THEY HIT THE HIGHWAY.
HE GETS MOST OF THEM BEFORE THEY HIT THE HIGHWAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HIT THE HIGHWAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WE'RE ALL IN LUCK, BECAUSE WE [ LAUGHTER .]
WE'RE ALL IN LUCK, BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN WE'RE ALL IN LUCK, BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIPS OF MURR PLAYING A HAVE MORE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIPS OF MURR PLAYING A PODIATRIST.
CLIPS OF MURR PLAYING A PODIATRIST.
OH.
PODIATRIST.
OH.
GETTING DOWN WITH THE FEETSIES.
OH.
GETTING DOWN WITH THE FEETSIES.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
OKAY.
SO, NOW, WHICH LEG IS HURTING SO, NOW, WHICH LEG IS HURTING MORE? MORE? FIX THE BACK OF THE CHAIR.
FIX THE BACK OF THE CHAIR.
IT WASN'T FIXED FOR HER.
IT WASN'T FIXED FOR HER.
IT'S NOT MY FEET.
.
IT'S NOT MY FEET.
.
IS THIS NOT THAT COMFORTABLE? IS THIS NOT THAT COMFORTABLE? LET ME TILT THIS BACK UP FOR LET ME TILT THIS BACK UP FOR YOU, OKAY? YOU, OKAY? OOP.
SORRY.
OOP.
SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, DO IT BACK AND FORTH AND OH, DO IT BACK AND FORTH AND UP AND DOWN.
UP AND DOWN.
[ Laughing .]
KEEP MOVING HER UP [ Laughing .]
KEEP MOVING HER UP AND DOWN.
KEEP MOVING HER UP AND DOWN.
AND DOWN.
KEEP MOVING HER UP AND DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
THERE WE GO.
IS THAT BETTER? IS THAT BETTER? OKAY, MURR, SAY, "ALL RIGHT, OKAY, MURR, SAY, "ALL RIGHT, SO WITH THE FEET" WITH THE FEET SO WITH THE FEET" WITH THE FEET "YOU KNOW WHAT? WITH THE FEET "YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ADJUST THIS CHAIR.
" "YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ADJUST THIS CHAIR.
" [ LAUGHTER .]
LET ME ADJUST THIS CHAIR.
" [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ADJUST THE CHAIR.
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ADJUST THE CHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
LET ME ADJUST THE CHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
KEEP DOING IT! [ LAUGHTER .]
KEEP DOING IT! IS THAT BETTER? KEEP DOING IT! IS THAT BETTER? YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
IS THAT BETTER? YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE? YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE? YEAH.
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE? YEAH.
GREAT.
OKAY.
YEAH.
GREAT.
OKAY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
GREAT.
OKAY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
MURR, WE'RE JUST GONNA CHECK LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
MURR, WE'RE JUST GONNA CHECK OUT THIS FOOT RIGHT HERE.
MURR, WE'RE JUST GONNA CHECK OUT THIS FOOT RIGHT HERE.
I'M JUST GONNA CHECK THIS OUT THIS FOOT RIGHT HERE.
I'M JUST GONNA CHECK THIS FOOT OUT REAL QUICK, OKAY? I'M JUST GONNA CHECK THIS FOOT OUT REAL QUICK, OKAY? NOW JUST STAND UP, BUDDY.
FOOT OUT REAL QUICK, OKAY? NOW JUST STAND UP, BUDDY.
POP RIGHT UP.
STAND UP.
NOW JUST STAND UP, BUDDY.
POP RIGHT UP.
STAND UP.
OKAY.
POP RIGHT UP.
STAND UP.
OKAY.
AND NOW SWING YOUR LEG OVER OKAY.
AND NOW SWING YOUR LEG OVER IT SO YOUR ASS IS FACING HER.
AND NOW SWING YOUR LEG OVER IT SO YOUR ASS IS FACING HER.
PUT HER LEG THROUGH YOUR LEGS.
IT SO YOUR ASS IS FACING HER.
PUT HER LEG THROUGH YOUR LEGS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
PUT HER LEG THROUGH YOUR LEGS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE FOOT, UH -- THE RIGHT [ LAUGHTER .]
THE FOOT, UH -- THE RIGHT FOOT, DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE? THE FOOT, UH -- THE RIGHT FOOT, DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE? [ LAUGHTER .]
FOOT, DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU ALMOST GOT IT, BUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU ALMOST GOT IT, BUD.
SWING AND A MISS.
YOU ALMOST GOT IT, BUD.
SWING AND A MISS.
DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE WITH SWING AND A MISS.
DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE WITH THE RIGHT FOOT OVER HERE AT ALL? DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE WITH THE RIGHT FOOT OVER HERE AT ALL? SHE WENT TO GRAB HIS ASS! THE RIGHT FOOT OVER HERE AT ALL? SHE WENT TO GRAB HIS ASS! [ LAUGHTER .]
SHE WENT TO GRAB HIS ASS! [ LAUGHTER .]
I'M GONNA GET THE DOCTOR REAL [ LAUGHTER .]
I'M GONNA GET THE DOCTOR REAL QUICK ON THIS.
I'M GONNA GET THE DOCTOR REAL QUICK ON THIS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
QUICK ON THIS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS [ LAUGHTER .]
SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS WATCHING HER.
SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS WATCHING HER.
RIGHT.
WATCHING HER.
RIGHT.
SO, THAT WAS JUST ALL FOR RIGHT.
SO, THAT WAS JUST ALL FOR HER.
SO, THAT WAS JUST ALL FOR HER.
YEAH.
HER.
YEAH.
WHAT'S ODD, THOUGH, IS THAT I YEAH.
WHAT'S ODD, THOUGH, IS THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A JUICY WHAT'S ODD, THOUGH, IS THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A JUICY BUTTOCKS.
NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A JUICY BUTTOCKS.
OH, GOD.
BUTTOCKS.
OH, GOD.
PLEASE DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T SAY OH, GOD.
PLEASE DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
PLEASE DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE A THINGS LIKE THAT.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE A SQUEEZABLE BUTTOCKS.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE A SQUEEZABLE BUTTOCKS.
OKAY.
SQUEEZABLE BUTTOCKS.
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
MY BUTT IS KIND OF BONY AND [ LAUGHTER .]
MY BUTT IS KIND OF BONY AND NOT SQUEEZABLE AND ENJOYABLE.
MY BUTT IS KIND OF BONY AND NOT SQUEEZABLE AND ENJOYABLE.
AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE NOT SQUEEZABLE AND ENJOYABLE.
AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE BREAK, WE'LL SEE SOME CLIPS AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE BREAK, WE'LL SEE SOME CLIPS ABOUT Q.
BREAK, WE'LL SEE SOME CLIPS ABOUT Q.
MY BUTT.
HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
" WE ARE TAKING A LOOK, TONIGHT, "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
" WE ARE TAKING A LOOK, TONIGHT, AT NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
WE ARE TAKING A LOOK, TONIGHT, AT NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
AND RIGHT NOW, IT IS Q'S TURN.
AT NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
AND RIGHT NOW, IT IS Q'S TURN.
Q, HOW DO YOU DO IT, BUDDY? AND RIGHT NOW, IT IS Q'S TURN.
Q, HOW DO YOU DO IT, BUDDY? HOW DO I DO WHAT? Q, HOW DO YOU DO IT, BUDDY? HOW DO I DO WHAT? JUST STUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH HOW DO I DO WHAT? JUST STUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE? JUST STUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE? YOU KNOW, IT'S A SKILL.
EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE? YOU KNOW, IT'S A SKILL.
NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT YOU KNOW, IT'S A SKILL.
NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS, YOU ALWAYS SEEM CRANKY, NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS, YOU ALWAYS SEEM CRANKY, TIRED, AND DISORIENTED.
IS, YOU ALWAYS SEEM CRANKY, TIRED, AND DISORIENTED.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
TIRED, AND DISORIENTED.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS SET OUT ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS SET OUT TO MAKE ME LOOK THAT WAY.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS SET OUT TO MAKE ME LOOK THAT WAY.
I FEEL THIS NEW FOOTAGE IS GONNA TO MAKE ME LOOK THAT WAY.
I FEEL THIS NEW FOOTAGE IS GONNA POSITION ME IN A NEW LIGHT.
I FEEL THIS NEW FOOTAGE IS GONNA POSITION ME IN A NEW LIGHT.
OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY.
POSITION ME IN A NEW LIGHT.
OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY.
SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY.
SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN, UN-AIRED Q SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN, UN-AIRED Q MOMENTS.
WE ARE FROM SENSITIVITY COACHES, SENSITIVITY COACHES, INCORPORATED.
INCORPORATED.
WE'VE BEEN HIRED TO COME SPEAK WE'VE BEEN HIRED TO COME SPEAK WITH YOU TODAY ON SENSITIVITY IN WITH YOU TODAY ON SENSITIVITY IN THE WORKPLACE.
THE WORKPLACE.
OKAY.
OKAY.
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO REMAIN PLEASE MAKE SURE TO REMAIN PROFESSIONAL.
PROFESSIONAL.
THESE ARE YOUR CLIENTS, YOUR THESE ARE YOUR CLIENTS, YOUR CO-WORKERS.
CO-WORKERS.
THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, AND THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, AND NICKNAMES -- NICKNAMES -- TO MAKE THEM APPROPRIATE.
TO MAKE THEM APPROPRIATE.
CORRECT.
CORRECT.
FOR THE -- FOR THE -- [ CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ GROANS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
WOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WOW.
THAT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY THE WOW.
THAT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY THE MOST RACIST MUSIC.
THAT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY THE MOST RACIST MUSIC.
WHY DID WE PUT THAT IN? MOST RACIST MUSIC.
WHY DID WE PUT THAT IN? IT CAME PRELOADED.
WHY DID WE PUT THAT IN? IT CAME PRELOADED.
OH, OKAY.
IT CAME PRELOADED.
OH, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES WOULD [ LAUGHTER .]
INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES WOULD BE, UH INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES WOULD BE, UH KUNG FU LOU.
BE, UH KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
UNLESS -- UNLESS HIS NAME IS KUNG FU LOU.
UNLESS -- UNLESS HIS NAME IS LOU UNLESS -- UNLESS HIS NAME IS LOU AND HE HAPPENS TO DO KUNG FU.
LOU AND HE HAPPENS TO DO KUNG FU.
THEN THAT'S JUST RESPECT.
AND HE HAPPENS TO DO KUNG FU.
THEN THAT'S JUST RESPECT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THEN THAT'S JUST RESPECT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
UH OKAY.
UH [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS .]
UH [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
SO, INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES [ LAUGHTER .]
SO, INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES FOR THIS GENTLEMAN IN THE SO, INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES FOR THIS GENTLEMAN IN THE OFFICE.
FOR THIS GENTLEMAN IN THE OFFICE.
OKAY.
OFFICE.
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE.
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA LIKE IF BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE.
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA LIKE IF SOMEBODY'S LIKE "YO, YOU SEEN YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA LIKE IF SOMEBODY'S LIKE "YO, YOU SEEN BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE?" SOMEBODY'S LIKE "YO, YOU SEEN BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE?" YEAH, RIGHT? BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE?" YEAH, RIGHT? YOU MEAN, TREVOR? YEAH, RIGHT? YOU MEAN, TREVOR? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU MEAN, TREVOR? [ LAUGHTER .]
NOW [ LAUGHTER .]
NOW [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
NOW [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OKAY.
A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR.
OKAY.
A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
UH, DON'T CALL THE KID IN THE [ LAUGHTER .]
UH, DON'T CALL THE KID IN THE WHEELCHAIR "WHEELS.
" UH, DON'T CALL THE KID IN THE WHEELCHAIR "WHEELS.
" WHAT'S UP, WHEELS? WHEELCHAIR "WHEELS.
" WHAT'S UP, WHEELS? [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT'S UP, WHEELS? [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MAN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MAN.
YOU ACTUALLY TACKLED JOE IN OH, MAN.
YOU ACTUALLY TACKLED JOE IN SLOW MOTION AT THE END.
YOU ACTUALLY TACKLED JOE IN SLOW MOTION AT THE END.
SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE IT, SLOW MOTION AT THE END.
SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE IT, MAN.
SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE IT, MAN.
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT.
MAN.
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT.
BUT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT.
BUT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A PUPPET.
BUT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A PUPPET.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RELEASE -- PUPPET.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RELEASE -- LIKE A MARIONETTE? YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RELEASE -- LIKE A MARIONETTE? [ LAUGHTER .]
LIKE A MARIONETTE? [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD! YOU DO THAT REALLY WELL.
OH, MY GOD! YOU DO THAT REALLY WELL.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU DO THAT REALLY WELL.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, THERE'S STILL MORE OF Q.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, THERE'S STILL MORE OF Q.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ANOTHER SO, THERE'S STILL MORE OF Q.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ANOTHER NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIP.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE IT IS.
HERE IT IS.
IT'S DECISION TIME.
IT'S DECISION TIME.
PICK YOUR POISON! PICK YOUR POISON! CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
LIKE A FISHING NET.
LIKE A FISHING NET.
NET US A PERSON.
NET US A PERSON.
OH, AND THROW A WATER BALLOON OH, AND THROW A WATER BALLOON AT SOMEONE.
YEAH, YEAH! AT SOMEONE.
YEAH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
THEY'RE BOTH GOOD CHOICES.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THEY'RE BOTH GOOD CHOICES.
I KNOW IT'S LIKE, "WHICH ONE? THEY'RE BOTH GOOD CHOICES.
I KNOW IT'S LIKE, "WHICH ONE? THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD.
" I KNOW IT'S LIKE, "WHICH ONE? THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD.
" I HATE THE THREE OF YOU.
THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD.
" I HATE THE THREE OF YOU.
I'M GONNA CATCH SOMEONE IN A I HATE THE THREE OF YOU.
I'M GONNA CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
I'M GONNA CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
OH! NET.
OH! ALL RIGHT.
OH! ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA TRY.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA TRY.
I'M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING MY YOU'RE GONNA TRY.
I'M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING MY CHOICE NOW THAT I'M HOLDING THIS I'M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING MY CHOICE NOW THAT I'M HOLDING THIS GIANT NET IN MY HAND.
CHOICE NOW THAT I'M HOLDING THIS GIANT NET IN MY HAND.
LOOKS COMPLETELY NATURAL.
GIANT NET IN MY HAND.
LOOKS COMPLETELY NATURAL.
YES.
LOOKS COMPLETELY NATURAL.
YES.
OH, OH, OH! YES.
OH, OH, OH! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, OH, OH! [ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S GOT TO NET THEM, RIGHT, [ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S GOT TO NET THEM, RIGHT, LIKE DOWN TO HERE? HE'S GOT TO NET THEM, RIGHT, LIKE DOWN TO HERE? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
LIKE DOWN TO HERE? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU GOT TO CATCH SOMEONE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU GOT TO CATCH SOMEONE.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
YOU GOT TO CATCH SOMEONE.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
I KNOW.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
I KNOW.
YOU THINK THIS IS EASY? I KNOW.
YOU THINK THIS IS EASY? HERE WE GO.
YOU THINK THIS IS EASY? HERE WE GO.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
HERE WE GO.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
YEAH, THIS GUY TO THE RIGHT.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
YEAH, THIS GUY TO THE RIGHT.
YEP.
YEAH, THIS GUY TO THE RIGHT.
YEP.
YEP.
YEP.
YEP.
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
YEP.
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? [ LAUGHTER .]
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? HOW YOU DOING? HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? HOW YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER .]
HOW YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU LOOK LIKE A CATCH IS WHAT [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU LOOK LIKE A CATCH IS WHAT I'M SAYING, HUH? YOU LOOK LIKE A CATCH IS WHAT I'M SAYING, HUH? OKAY.
I'M SAYING, HUH? OKAY.
SO, YOU ARE TRYING, MAN.
OKAY.
SO, YOU ARE TRYING, MAN.
WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
SO, YOU ARE TRYING, MAN.
WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
YOU'RE TRYING, BUT YOU ARE NOT WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
YOU'RE TRYING, BUT YOU ARE NOT NETTING ANYONE.
YOU'RE TRYING, BUT YOU ARE NOT NETTING ANYONE.
YOU'RE NOT CATCHING SOMEBODY.
NETTING ANYONE.
YOU'RE NOT CATCHING SOMEBODY.
THE CARD SPECIFICALLY SAYS -- YOU'RE NOT CATCHING SOMEBODY.
THE CARD SPECIFICALLY SAYS -- I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
THE CARD SPECIFICALLY SAYS -- I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS! I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS! [ LAUGHS .]
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS! [ LAUGHS .]
THAT GUY, THAT GUY.
[ LAUGHS .]
THAT GUY, THAT GUY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT GUY, THAT GUY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOSH! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOODNESS! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOODNESS! [ LAUGHTER .]
I -- PLEASE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I -- PLEASE.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE NET.
I -- PLEASE.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE NET.
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE NET.
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S -- OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S -- OH! THAT'S -- OH! TECHNICALLY, I CAUGHT HIM OH! TECHNICALLY, I CAUGHT HIM BEFORE HE -- HE TECHNICALLY, I CAUGHT HIM BEFORE HE -- HE [ LAUGHTER .]
BEFORE HE -- HE [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUY.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUY.
IS HE ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE THAT GUY.
IS HE ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY, REALLY NICE AFTER HE IS HE ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY, REALLY NICE AFTER HE FOUND OUT IT WAS A JOKE.
REALLY, REALLY NICE AFTER HE FOUND OUT IT WAS A JOKE.
RIGHT.
FOUND OUT IT WAS A JOKE.
RIGHT.
WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS RIGHT.
WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING CAUGHT IN A NET, HE WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING CAUGHT IN A NET, HE WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
GETTING CAUGHT IN A NET, HE WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
NO.
WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
NO.
HE THOUGHT I WAS A CRAZY NO.
HE THOUGHT I WAS A CRAZY JERK.
HE THOUGHT I WAS A CRAZY JERK.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SLAP YOURSELF.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
WE ALL WANT TO DO IT FROM WE ALL WANT TO DO IT FROM HERE, SO WE FIGURE WE'D PUT YOU HERE, SO WE FIGURE WE'D PUT YOU IN CHARGE.
IN CHARGE.
AND DON'T MAKE IT A LOVE TAP.
AND DON'T MAKE IT A LOVE TAP.
MAKE IT A HEFTY SLAP.
MAKE IT A HEFTY SLAP.
USE THAT MEAT HOOK YOU GOT.
USE THAT MEAT HOOK YOU GOT.
ALL RIGHT, PURP.
ALL RIGHT, PURP.
'SUP, PURPS.
WHAT'S GOING ON? 'SUP, PURPS.
WHAT'S GOING ON? HI.
WHAT'S GOING ON? HI.
COME HERE OFTEN? HI.
COME HERE OFTEN? UM COME HERE OFTEN? UM NOW.
UM NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IS THERE ANY PLACES AROUND [ LAUGHTER .]
IS THERE ANY PLACES AROUND HER KIND OF NICE THAT I SHOULD IS THERE ANY PLACES AROUND HER KIND OF NICE THAT I SHOULD SEE? HER KIND OF NICE THAT I SHOULD SEE? THERE'S A LOT.
SEE? THERE'S A LOT.
THERE'S A LOT.
THERE'S A LOT.
THERE'S A LOT.
GIVE ME JUST -- JUST GIVE ME THERE'S A LOT.
GIVE ME JUST -- JUST GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE.
BROTHER JIMMY'S.
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT ELSE? [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT ELSE? UM UM SHE THINKS THIS IS HITTING ON HER.
SHE THINKS THIS IS HITTING ON HER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S HITTING ON HER AND HITTING [ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S HITTING ON HER AND HITTING HIMSELF.
HE'S HITTING ON HER AND HITTING HIMSELF.
HE'S HITTING ON HIM.
HIMSELF.
HE'S HITTING ON HIM.
I'M NOT SURE.
HE'S HITTING ON HIM.
I'M NOT SURE.
YOU'RE NOT SURE? I'M NOT SURE.
YOU'RE NOT SURE? NO.
YOU'RE NOT SURE? NO.
NOW.
NO.
NOW.
NOW.
NOW.
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
DEUCE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
DEUCE.
WE DROPPED THE DEUCE ON HIM.
DEUCE.
WE DROPPED THE DEUCE ON HIM.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WE DROPPED THE DEUCE ON HIM.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GO.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GO.
YEAH, YOU GO.
I'M GONNA GO.
YEAH, YOU GO.
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU YEAH, YOU GO.
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD GO.
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD GO.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE WOULD GO.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
OH, JUST ONE MORE THING THING BEFORE YOU GO.
OH, JUST ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
OH, JUST ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
NOW.
BEFORE YOU GO.
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BYE! [ LAUGHTER .]
BYE! [ LAUGHTER .]
BYE! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU HAVE THE MEATIEST OF [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU HAVE THE MEATIEST OF HOOKS.
YOU HAVE THE MEATIEST OF HOOKS.
I DO.
HOOKS.
I DO.
SO, THAT WAS COMING IN -- YOU I DO.
SO, THAT WAS COMING IN -- YOU WERE COMING IN WITH SOME SO, THAT WAS COMING IN -- YOU WERE COMING IN WITH SOME VELOCITY.
WERE COMING IN WITH SOME VELOCITY.
GIANT HAM HANDS.
VELOCITY.
GIANT HAM HANDS.
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN GIANT HAM HANDS.
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR HANDS.
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR HANDS.
YOU COULD CRUSH HIS SKULL.
YOUR HANDS.
YOU COULD CRUSH HIS SKULL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU COULD CRUSH HIS SKULL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I FEEL LIKE I'M HOLDING HANDS [ LAUGHTER .]
I FEEL LIKE I'M HOLDING HANDS WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
I FEEL LIKE I'M HOLDING HANDS WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHEN WE COME BACK FROM BREAK, [ LAUGHTER .]
WHEN WE COME BACK FROM BREAK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT SOME WHEN WE COME BACK FROM BREAK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF JOE'S NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF JOE'S NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
OF JOE'S NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
YOUR TURN! MOMENTS.
YOUR TURN! OH! JOE'S APPROACH CAN BE SUMMED UP IN ONE WORD -- LOUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
UP IN ONE WORD -- LOUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYBODY HAS A STRATEGY, [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYBODY HAS A STRATEGY, MINE IS JUST LOUDER, THAT'S ALL.
EVERYBODY HAS A STRATEGY, MINE IS JUST LOUDER, THAT'S ALL.
IS THAT A STRATEGY OR A WAY MINE IS JUST LOUDER, THAT'S ALL.
IS THAT A STRATEGY OR A WAY OF LIFE, 'CAUSE I'VE MET YOUR IS THAT A STRATEGY OR A WAY OF LIFE, 'CAUSE I'VE MET YOUR FAMILY, AND YOU'RE ALL LOUDER OF LIFE, 'CAUSE I'VE MET YOUR FAMILY, AND YOU'RE ALL LOUDER THAN THE NEXT.
FAMILY, AND YOU'RE ALL LOUDER THAN THE NEXT.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
THAN THE NEXT.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
PEOPLE THAT MARRY INTO YOUR IT'S RIDICULOUS.
PEOPLE THAT MARRY INTO YOUR FAMILY -- LIKE, IF THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE THAT MARRY INTO YOUR FAMILY -- LIKE, IF THEY'RE NOT LOUD, THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING, FAMILY -- LIKE, IF THEY'RE NOT LOUD, THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING, [ Yelling .]
THEY'RE SITTING LOUD, THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING, [ Yelling .]
THEY'RE SITTING THERE GOING LIKE THIS, CRACKING [ Yelling .]
THEY'RE SITTING THERE GOING LIKE THIS, CRACKING JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT! THERE GOING LIKE THIS, CRACKING JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT! YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT! YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
[ Yelling .]
ON THAT NOTE, YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
[ Yelling .]
ON THAT NOTE, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME [ Yelling .]
ON THAT NOTE, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME BRAND-NEW CLIPS FROM JOE! JOE, YOU SEE THIS GUY IN THE BLUE BATHING SUIT? STAND RIGHT OVER HIM UNTIL HEHE BLUE BATHING SUIT? STAND RIGHT OVER HIM UNTIL HEHE WAKES UP AND NOTICES.
STAND RIGHT OVER HIM UNTIL HEHE WAKES UP AND NOTICES.
OH, THIS IS TOUGH.
WAKES UP AND NOTICES.
OH, THIS IS TOUGH.
YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM PUNCHED, YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM PUNCHED, MAN.
IN THE BALLS.
MAN.
IN THE BALLS.
IN THE BALLS.
IN THE BALLS.
IN THE BALLS.
WHA-BAM! IN THE BALLS.
WHA-BAM! [ LAUGHS .]
WHA-BAM! [ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
DOING ALL RIGHT? [ LAUGHS .]
DOING ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING'S OKAY HERE? DOING ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING'S OKAY HERE? [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING'S OKAY HERE? [ LAUGHTER .]
ARE YOU DOING OKAY? [ LAUGHTER .]
ARE YOU DOING OKAY? YEAH, I'M GOOD.
ARE YOU DOING OKAY? YEAH, I'M GOOD.
WE'VE GOT THE RIP TIDE AND YEAH, I'M GOOD.
WE'VE GOT THE RIP TIDE AND EVERYTHING.
WE'VE GOT THE RIP TIDE AND EVERYTHING.
YOU DID ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING.
YOU DID ALL RIGHT? YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
YOU DID ALL RIGHT? YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, GOOD.
YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, GOOD.
JUST CHECKING IN WITH EVERYBODY, OKAY, GOOD.
JUST CHECKING IN WITH EVERYBODY, MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S DOING JUST CHECKING IN WITH EVERYBODY, MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S DOING OKAY ON THE BEACH.
MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S DOING OKAY ON THE BEACH.
THANKS, BUD.
OKAY ON THE BEACH.
THANKS, BUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANKS, BUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, HE'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, HE'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, HE'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
ALL RIGHT, JOEY.
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
ALL RIGHT, JOEY.
THIS GUY IN THE YELLOW SHORTS.
ALL RIGHT, JOEY.
THIS GUY IN THE YELLOW SHORTS.
[ LAUGHS .]
THIS GUY IN THE YELLOW SHORTS.
[ LAUGHS .]
I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE [ LAUGHS .]
I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE ANGLE.
I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE ANGLE.
HE'S GOT HIS, LIKE, LEG CROSSED ANGLE.
HE'S GOT HIS, LIKE, LEG CROSSED WITH LIKE A WEIRD ARM.
HE'S GOT HIS, LIKE, LEG CROSSED WITH LIKE A WEIRD ARM.
AND IT'S SUCH A WEIRD WITH LIKE A WEIRD ARM.
AND IT'S SUCH A WEIRD POSITION.
YOU DOING OKAY? EVERYTHING OKAY? [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING OKAY? [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING OKAY WITH THE RIP [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING OKAY WITH THE RIP TIDE? EVERYTHING OKAY WITH THE RIP TIDE? EARLIER, IN THE WATER, YOU WERE EARLIER, IN THE WATER, YOU WERE OKAY? GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
OKAY? GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
AND YOU'RE GOOD, TOO? GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
AND YOU'RE GOOD, TOO? FROM EARLIER? YOU WERE IN THE WATER EARLIER? OH, NO.
OH, NO.
YOU WERE ONLY IN THE BEACH? YOU WERE ONLY IN THE BEACH? OH, OKAY.
OH, OKAY.
OH, AN HOUR AGO? OH, AN HOUR AGO? NO, NO.
NO, NO.
I THOUGHT -- SORRY.
I THOUGHT -- SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS EARLIER I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS EARLIER WHEN YOU WERE IN THE WATER.
WHEN YOU WERE IN THE WATER.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT WAS YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT WAS YOU.
YOU -- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN YOU -- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN [ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
'CAUSE THEY HAD CALLED IT IN 'CAUSE THEY HAD CALLED IT IN EARLIER.
EARLIER.
SOMEBODY HAD THE -- YOU WERE IN SOMEBODY HAD THE -- YOU WERE IN THE WATER -- THE WATER -- "CAN YOU MOVE, PLEASE?" "CAN YOU MOVE, PLEASE?" OH, OKAY.
THEN IT WASN'T YOU.
OH, OKAY.
THEN IT WASN'T YOU.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER GUY, THEN IT WASN'T YOU.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER GUY, THEN.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER GUY, THEN.
IT WASN'T -- NO.
IT WASN'T HIM.
THEN.
IT WASN'T -- NO.
IT WASN'T HIM.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IT WASN'T -- NO.
IT WASN'T HIM.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT WAS ONE OF THE RARE [ LAUGHTER .]
THAT WAS ONE OF THE RARE MOMENTS THAT THE COPS HAVE BEEN THAT WAS ONE OF THE RARE MOMENTS THAT THE COPS HAVE BEEN CALLED ON US.
MOMENTS THAT THE COPS HAVE BEEN CALLED ON US.
YES.
CALLED ON US.
YES.
WHAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT TO THE YES.
WHAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT TO THE POLICE? WHAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT TO THE POLICE? "EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A POLICE? "EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A BEACH-PATROL GUY WITH HIS CROTCH "EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A BEACH-PATROL GUY WITH HIS CROTCH TOO CLOSE TO MY SLEEPING BODY.
" BEACH-PATROL GUY WITH HIS CROTCH TOO CLOSE TO MY SLEEPING BODY.
" [ LAUGHS .]
TOO CLOSE TO MY SLEEPING BODY.
" [ LAUGHS .]
BUT WAIT.
[ LAUGHS .]
BUT WAIT.
THERE'S MORE JOE FOOTAGE TO BUT WAIT.
THERE'S MORE JOE FOOTAGE TO COME.
THERE'S MORE JOE FOOTAGE TO COME.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM WORKING COME.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM WORKING AT THE WHITE CASTLE LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM WORKING AT THE WHITE CASTLE DRIVE-THROUGH.
JOE, HAND HER EVERYTHING INDIVIDUALLY.
INDIVIDUALLY.
NAPKINS NAPKINS CONDIMENTS, STRAWS, SALT CONDIMENTS, STRAWS, SALT ONE AT A TIME.
ONE AT A TIME.
EVERYTHING Ã LA CARTE.
EVERYTHING Ã LA CARTE.
OKAY.
OKAY.
THERE'S YOUR LARGE SWEET TEA.
THERE'S YOUR LARGE SWEET TEA.
HERE'S A STRAW FOR YOUR DRINK.
HERE'S A STRAW FOR YOUR DRINK.
THERE'S A NAPKIN.
THERE'S A NAPKIN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THERE'S YOUR SACK OF ONION THERE'S YOUR SACK OF ONION RINGS.
AND THAT'S THE BAG FOR THE SACK RINGS.
AND THAT'S THE BAG FOR THE SACK OF ONION RINGS.
AND THAT'S THE BAG FOR THE SACK OF ONION RINGS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OF ONION RINGS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
BAG FOR THE FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
BAG FOR THE FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
BAG FOR THE FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
KETCHUP FOR THE SECOND SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
KETCHUP FOR THE SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
KETCHUP FOR THE SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
CHEESEBURGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HERE'S THE HONEY MUSTARD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HERE'S THE HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S THE HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
THERE'S HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
THERE'S HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
THERE'S HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HONEY MUSTARD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANK YOU.
ENJOY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANK YOU.
ENJOY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANK YOU.
ENJOY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD.
MY CHEEKS HURT RIGHT NOW.
OH, MY GOD.
MY CHEEKS HURT RIGHT NOW.
LIKE COPPERFIELD -- ONE AT AT MY CHEEKS HURT RIGHT NOW.
LIKE COPPERFIELD -- ONE AT AT TIME.
LIKE COPPERFIELD -- ONE AT AT TIME.
IT WAS ALL IN THE PRESTIGE.
TIME.
IT WAS ALL IN THE PRESTIGE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IT WAS ALL IN THE PRESTIGE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HERE YOU GO.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HERE YOU GO.
MY FAVORITE'S WHEN YOU JUST HERE YOU GO.
MY FAVORITE'S WHEN YOU JUST STARTED THROWING [BLEEP.]
INTO MY FAVORITE'S WHEN YOU JUST STARTED THROWING [BLEEP.]
INTO THE CAR.
STARTED THROWING [BLEEP.]
INTO THE CAR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE CAR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME [ LAUGHTER .]
NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE OF JOE NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE OF JOE WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE OF JOE WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
HERE YOU GO.
WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
HERE YOU GO.
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE.
HERE YOU GO.
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE.
COOL.
DOING ALL RIGHT, GLEN? GOOD, MAN.
JOE, WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO GOOD, MAN.
JOE, WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND, JOE, WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND, UH, ADJUST YOURSELF? HIM, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND, UH, ADJUST YOURSELF? [ LAUGHTER .]
UH, ADJUST YOURSELF? [ LAUGHTER .]
THEY HAVE A NEW PIANO COMING THEY HAVE A NEW PIANO COMING OUT THAT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
IT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
OUT THAT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
IT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY -- IT PLAYS IT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY -- IT PLAYS THE MELODY IN YOUR EAR.
BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY -- IT PLAYS THE MELODY IN YOUR EAR.
SCRATCH YOUR ASS WITH THE THE MELODY IN YOUR EAR.
SCRATCH YOUR ASS WITH THE DESK.
NOW, YOU FIND -- YOU LIKE T-MOBILE? T-MOBILE? YEAH? YEAH? I HAD AT&T FOR A WHILE, AND I SWITCHED OVER TO THE OTHER I HAD AT&T FOR A WHILE, AND I SWITCHED OVER TO THE OTHER COMPANY.
SWITCHED OVER TO THE OTHER COMPANY.
THEY GAVE THE BETTER PLAN.
COMPANY.
THEY GAVE THE BETTER PLAN.
UNLIMITED MINUTES.
THEY GAVE THE BETTER PLAN.
UNLIMITED MINUTES.
GET THAT DESK IN YOUR ASS UNLIMITED MINUTES.
GET THAT DESK IN YOUR ASS CRACK.
GET THAT DESK IN YOUR ASS CRACK.
WHAT KIND OF DATA PLAN DO YOU CRACK.
WHAT KIND OF DATA PLAN DO YOU GOT? WHAT KIND OF DATA PLAN DO YOU GOT? THIS GUY IS UNFLAPPABLE.
GOT? THIS GUY IS UNFLAPPABLE.
I BET HE'S A POKER CHAMP.
THIS GUY IS UNFLAPPABLE.
I BET HE'S A POKER CHAMP.
YEAH, YEAH.
I BET HE'S A POKER CHAMP.
YEAH, YEAH.
UNLIMITED MINUTES? YEAH, YEAH.
UNLIMITED MINUTES? WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, UNLIMITED MINUTES? WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, CAN YOU GO SIT ON HIS LAP? WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, CAN YOU GO SIT ON HIS LAP? [ LAUGHTER .]
NO, YOU DON'T WANT A NEW ONE? YEAH.
YEAH.
I DON'T EITHER.
I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT.
I DON'T EITHER.
I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
WHEN IS, UH -- WHEN'S YOUR YEAH.
WHEN IS, UH -- WHEN'S YOUR CONTRACT UP? WHEN IS, UH -- WHEN'S YOUR CONTRACT UP? TWO YEARS.
CONTRACT UP? TWO YEARS.
[ Laughing .]
HE'S NOT MAKING TWO YEARS.
[ Laughing .]
HE'S NOT MAKING ANY FACE! [ Laughing .]
HE'S NOT MAKING ANY FACE! WHAT?! ANY FACE! WHAT?! [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT?! [ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT THE [BLEEP.]
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT THE [BLEEP.]
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE [BLEEP.]
OH, MY GOD.
SO, THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED TO OH, MY GOD.
SO, THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED TO VERIZON.
SO, THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED TO VERIZON.
[ LAUGHTER .]
VERIZON.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING? [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING? HE DIDN'T BREAK FOR A MOMENT.
WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING? HE DIDN'T BREAK FOR A MOMENT.
THAT GUY -- I'VE SPENT MORE HE DIDN'T BREAK FOR A MOMENT.
THAT GUY -- I'VE SPENT MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY, THAT GUY -- I'VE SPENT MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY, BECAUSE WHAT HAS HE SEEN? HE'S BEEN THROUGH SOME STUFF.
I HAD A BETTER CONVERSATION WITH I HAD A BETTER CONVERSATION WITH HIM WHILE I WAS SCRATCHING MY HIM WHILE I WAS SCRATCHING MY ASS THAN I'VE EVER HAD WITH HIM.
ASS THAN I'VE EVER HAD WITH HIM.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS SOMETHING.
THAT WAS SOMETHING.
IT WAS A GREAT TIME.
IT WAS A GREAT TIME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR JOINING THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR JOINING US ON THESE UN-AIRED CLIPS OF US ON THESE UN-AIRED CLIPS OF "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
" "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
" YES.
YES.
SO, SAY GOODNIGHT, SAL.
SO, SAY GOODNIGHT, SAL.
GOODNIGHT, SAL!
SOMETIMES ON OUR SHOW, YOU LOOK GREAT.
SOMETIMES ON OUR SHOW, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH DELICIOUS SOMETIMES ON OUR SHOW, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH DELICIOUS GOODNESS TO SQUEEZE INTO AN THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH DELICIOUS GOODNESS TO SQUEEZE INTO AN EPISODE.
GOODNESS TO SQUEEZE INTO AN EPISODE.
ALL OF US HAVE TONS OF CRAZY EPISODE.
ALL OF US HAVE TONS OF CRAZY MOMENTS LIKE THAT THAT YOU'VE ALL OF US HAVE TONS OF CRAZY MOMENTS LIKE THAT THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
MOMENTS LIKE THAT THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
SO I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT NEVER SEEN.
SO I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA TO TAKE THOSE MOMENTS AND SO I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA TO TAKE THOSE MOMENTS AND PUT THEM IN ONE EPISODE.
IDEA TO TAKE THOSE MOMENTS AND PUT THEM IN ONE EPISODE.
YES, SO, PLEASE, AMERICA.
PUT THEM IN ONE EPISODE.
YES, SO, PLEASE, AMERICA.
SEND HIM "THANANK YOU" LETTERS, YES, SO, PLEASE, AMERICA.
SEND HIM "THANANK YOU" LETTERS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE ALL SEND HIM "THANANK YOU" LETTERS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE ALL OF OUR UN-AIRED BONUS FOOTAGE.
BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE ALL OF OUR UN-AIRED BONUS FOOTAGE.
LET'S GET YOLO! OF OUR UN-AIRED BONUS FOOTAGE.
LET'S GET YOLO! WHAT'S YOLO? LET'S GET YOLO! WHAT'S YOLO? YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! WHAT'S YOLO? YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE? YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE! LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE? YEAH.
LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE? YEAH.
THAT MAKES NO -- YEAH.
THAT MAKES NO -- LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE THAT MAKES NO -- LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND WATCH THOSE CLIPS RIGHT NOW.
LET'S GET YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND WATCH THOSE CLIPS RIGHT NOW.
THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
AND WATCH THOSE CLIPS RIGHT NOW.
THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
TO YOU, THAT MAKES SENSE? THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
TO YOU, THAT MAKES SENSE? PREPARE FOR SOMETHING TO YOU, THAT MAKES SENSE? PREPARE FOR SOMETHING AMAZING.
PREPARE FOR SOMETHING AMAZING.
HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? AMAZING.
HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER .]
HEY, MUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER .]
I WANT MY MOMMY! [ LAUGHTER .]
I WANT MY MOMMY! [ LAUGHTER .]
I WANT MY MOMMY! [ LAUGHTER .]
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! [ LAUGHTER .]
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! LARRY! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! LARRY! [ LAUGHTER .]
SO, HERE'S A BIT OF TRIVIA FOR YOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
FOR YOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BEFORE WE FILM A CHALLENGE, WE [ LAUGHTER .]
BEFORE WE FILM A CHALLENGE, WE DECIDE WHO GOES FIRST BY YELLING BEFORE WE FILM A CHALLENGE, WE DECIDE WHO GOES FIRST BY YELLING "NOT IT.
" DECIDE WHO GOES FIRST BY YELLING "NOT IT.
" NOT IT.
"NOT IT.
" NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
NOT IT.
YOU'RE UP FIRST.
NOT IT.
YOU'RE UP FIRST.
AH! YOU'RE UP FIRST.
AH! [ LAUGHTER .]
AH! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU LOSE, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU LOSE, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE UP FIRST, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN YOU LOSE, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE UP FIRST, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.
UP FIRST, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.
FOOTAGE OF SALLY BOY OVER HERE FOR A TREAT.
FOOTAGE OF SALLY BOY OVER HERE WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
SIGN IN.
I NEED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS REAL QUICK.
I NEED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS REAL QUICK.
PICK UP THE PHONE.
QUESTIONS REAL QUICK.
PICK UP THE PHONE.
HEY, MAURICE, COULD YOU FIND PICK UP THE PHONE.
HEY, MAURICE, COULD YOU FIND THE -- HEY, MAURICE, COULD YOU FIND THE -- YES.
THE -- YES.
I COULDN'T FIND THE FILES FROM YES.
I COULDN'T FIND THE FILES FROM EARLIER.
I COULDN'T FIND THE FILES FROM EARLIER.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP.
EARLIER.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP TO HER.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP TO HER.
NOW, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
PUT YOUR FINGER UP TO HER.
NOW, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
JUST ONE SECOND.
NOW, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
JUST ONE SECOND.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, JUST LEAVE IT THERE, SAL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW, JUST LEAVE IT THERE, SAL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
UHWELL, I DID.
I -- YEAH.
UHWELL, I DID.
I -- YES.
UHWELL, I DID.
I -- YES.
AFTER LUNCH, THEY DO THAT.
YES.
AFTER LUNCH, THEY DO THAT.
MOVE THAT FINGER CLOSER TO AFTER LUNCH, THEY DO THAT.
MOVE THAT FINGER CLOSER TO HER.
MOVE THAT FINGER CLOSER TO HER.
GET IT CLOSER TO HER.
HER.
GET IT CLOSER TO HER.
YEAH, I MEAN, IT DEPENDS.
GET IT CLOSER TO HER.
YEAH, I MEAN, IT DEPENDS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, I MEAN, IT DEPENDS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ONE SECOND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ONE SECOND.
OKAY.
ONE SECOND.
OKAY.
YEAH, I'M GONNA WORK OVERTIME OKAY.
YEAH, I'M GONNA WORK OVERTIME TONIGHT.
YEAH, I'M GONNA WORK OVERTIME TONIGHT.
JUST ONE SECOND.
TONIGHT.
JUST ONE SECOND.
HOLD ON -- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
JUST ONE SECOND.
HOLD ON -- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HOLD ON -- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, MAURICE [ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, MAURICE [ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, MAURICE [ LAUGHTER .]
JUST ONE SECOND, PLEASE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
JUST ONE SECOND, PLEASE.
TWO.
UH-HUH.
JUST ONE SECOND, PLEASE.
TWO.
UH-HUH.
GET THAT FINGER CLOSER TO TWO.
UH-HUH.
GET THAT FINGER CLOSER TO HER.
GET THAT FINGER CLOSER TO HER.
CLOSER! CLOSER! HER.
CLOSER! CLOSER! LOOK HOW CLOSE IT LOOKS.
CLOSER! CLOSER! LOOK HOW CLOSE IT LOOKS.
CLOSER.
LOOK HOW CLOSE IT LOOKS.
CLOSER.
WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT CLOSER.
WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT JANET SAID THAT THEY'D BE THERE, WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT JANET SAID THAT THEY'D BE THERE, AND I PUT THE FILE ON HIS DESK.
JANET SAID THAT THEY'D BE THERE, AND I PUT THE FILE ON HIS DESK.
I LEFT IT RIGHT WITH HIM.
AND I PUT THE FILE ON HIS DESK.
I LEFT IT RIGHT WITH HIM.
YOU GOOD? I LEFT IT RIGHT WITH HIM.
YOU GOOD? OKAY.
THANK YOU.
YOU GOOD? OKAY.
THANK YOU.
[ SIGHS .]
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
[ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
[ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
I'M SORRY.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT WOULD YOU -- WHAT WOULD YOU [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT WOULD YOU -- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE WENT LIKE THAT TO WHAT WOULD YOU -- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE WENT LIKE THAT TO YOU? DO IF SOMEONE WENT LIKE THAT TO YOU? WOULD YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, OR YOU? WOULD YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, OR WOULD YOU GET MAD, OR WHAT WOULD WOULD YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, OR WOULD YOU GET MAD, OR WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WOULD YOU GET MAD, OR WHAT WOULD YOU DO? I WOULD LICK OR KISS THE YOU DO? I WOULD LICK OR KISS THE FINGER.
I WOULD LICK OR KISS THE FINGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
FINGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY [ LAUGHTER .]
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT, AMY.
OKAY, SAL, SO GIVE THIS WOMAN OKAY, SAL, SO GIVE THIS WOMAN A PEDICURE.
A PEDICURE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S LOOKING AT THE OTHER HE'S LOOKING AT THE OTHER PEOPLE PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING.
ARE DOING.
TO SEE HOW THEY GIVE A TO SEE HOW THEY GIVE A PEDICURE.
PEDICURE.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN NEW YORK? WELL NEW YORK? WELL EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, TRY TO EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, TRY TO REPEAT EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S SAYING AS SHE SAYS IT.
REPEAT EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S SAYING AS SHE SAYS IT.
[ CHUCKLES .]
AS SHE SAYS IT.
[ CHUCKLES .]
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UP IN [ CHUCKLES .]
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UP IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN UP IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD? JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
JUST, UM, SINCE JUNE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
Both: IT'S YOUNGER THERE AND [ LAUGHTER .]
Both: IT'S YOUNGER THERE AND EUROPEAN.
Both: IT'S YOUNGER THERE AND EUROPEAN.
GOOD? OKAY.
EUROPEAN.
GOOD? OKAY.
GENTLY SHUSH HER WHEN SHE GOOD? OKAY.
GENTLY SHUSH HER WHEN SHE TALKS.
GENTLY SHUSH HER WHEN SHE TALKS.
HOW LONG'S YOUR, UH, COMMUTE TALKS.
HOW LONG'S YOUR, UH, COMMUTE ON THE SUBWAY? HOW LONG'S YOUR, UH, COMMUTE ON THE SUBWAY? HALF AN HOUR.
ON THE SUBWAY? HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
HALF AN HOUR.
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IF I GET THE CON-- [ LAUGHTER .]
IF I GET THE CON-- SHH.
IF I GET THE CON-- SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SAID YOU WERE IN WHAT PART [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SAID YOU WERE IN WHAT PART OF BROOKLYN? YOU SAID YOU WERE IN WHAT PART OF BROOKLYN? UH OF BROOKLYN? UH [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
UH [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
SHH.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IT'S EXPENSIVE -- [ LAUGHTER .]
IT'S EXPENSIVE -- SHH.
IT'S EXPENSIVE -- SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OPEN-MOUTH SNEEZE ON HER [ LAUGHTER .]
OPEN-MOUTH SNEEZE ON HER FOOT.
OPEN-MOUTH SNEEZE ON HER FOOT.
OH, MY GOD.
FOOT.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING IF HE DOES OH, MY GOD.
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING IF HE DOES THAT.
[ SNEEZES .]
SORRY.
SORRY.
PUT THAT BACK IN.
[ ALL EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING .]
HE'S HIDING! HE'S HIDING! HE'S HIDING! HE'S HIDING! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU GUYS WERE MERCILESS WITH [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU GUYS WERE MERCILESS WITH ME ON THAT ONE.
YOU GUYS WERE MERCILESS WITH ME ON THAT ONE.
IF -- IF YOU WERE -- ME ON THAT ONE.
IF -- IF YOU WERE -- SHH.
IF -- IF YOU WERE -- SHH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HI, HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.
OKAY.
YOU'RE JUST PICKING UP OR -- YOU'RE JUST PICKING UP OR -- YOU NEED TO TRY THEM ON.
YOU NEED TO TRY THEM ON.
OH, GOTCHA.
OKAY.
OH, GOTCHA.
OKAY.
GET READY TO COMPLIMENT THOSE GET READY TO COMPLIMENT THOSE PANTS, SAL.
PANTS, SAL.
[ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE [ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS! [ LAUGHTER .]
PANTS! [ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
[ Deep voice .]
HEY, LAURA, THOSE [ Normal voice .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
[ Deep voice .]
HEY, LAURA, THOSE ARE NICE PANTS! [ Deep voice .]
HEY, LAURA, THOSE ARE NICE PANTS! [ Laughing .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
ARE NICE PANTS! [ Laughing .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
HEY, LAURA.
[ Laughing .]
DO IT.
DO IT.
HEY, LAURA.
[ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE HEY, LAURA.
[ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS.
[ Deep voice .]
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
PANTS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
OH, ANOTHER [ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
OH, ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS.
[ Normal voice .]
OH, ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS.
[ Deep voice .]
OH, THOSE ARE PAIR OF PANTS.
[ Deep voice .]
OH, THOSE ARE NICE, TOO! [ Deep voice .]
OH, THOSE ARE NICE, TOO! [ LAUGHTER .]
NICE, TOO! [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA THOSE ARE NICE PANTS, TOO.
LAURA THOSE ARE NICE PANTS, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THOSE ARE NICE PANTS, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I LIKE THOSE BETTER THAN THE [ LAUGHTER .]
I LIKE THOSE BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONES.
I LIKE THOSE BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONES.
OH, MY GOD! OTHER ONES.
OH, MY GOD! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS! OH, MY GOD! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS! [ LAUGHTER .]
THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS! [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA! [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA! [ LAUGHTER .]
LAURA! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD! [ Voice breaking .]
LAURA! OH, MY GOD! [ Voice breaking .]
LAURA! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE! [ Voice breaking .]
LAURA! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE! YOU SEE LAURA'S PANTS?! THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE! YOU SEE LAURA'S PANTS?! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SEE LAURA'S PANTS?! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SOUND LIKE, UH, THE [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU SOUND LIKE, UH, THE KOOL-AID GUY.
YOU SOUND LIKE, UH, THE KOOL-AID GUY.
[ Deep voice .]
OH, YEAH! KOOL-AID GUY.
[ Deep voice .]
OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
[ Deep voice .]
OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ Normal voice .]
ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH ME.
[ Normal voice .]
ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH ME.
BUT STICK AROUND, BECAUSE WE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WITH ME.
BUT STICK AROUND, BECAUSE WE HAVE CLIPS FROM MURR COMING UP BUT STICK AROUND, BECAUSE WE HAVE CLIPS FROM MURR COMING UP NEXT.
HAVE CLIPS FROM MURR COMING UP NEXT.
WOE IS ME! YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THIS, BUT I'M ACTUALLY A MASTERMIND.
REALIZE THIS, BUT I'M ACTUALLY A MASTERMIND.
THE MASTERMIND WITH THE A MASTERMIND.
THE MASTERMIND WITH THE FOOL-PROOF PLAN.
THE MASTERMIND WITH THE FOOL-PROOF PLAN.
YEAH, THAT NEVER WORKS.
FOOL-PROOF PLAN.
YEAH, THAT NEVER WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, THAT NEVER WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SOMETIMES IT WORKS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SOMETIMES IT WORKS.
NO, NO, NO.
ZERO.
SOMETIMES IT WORKS.
NO, NO, NO.
ZERO.
EXACTLY ZERO TIMES IT WORKS.
NO, NO, NO.
ZERO.
EXACTLY ZERO TIMES IT WORKS.
THERE WAS ONE TIME.
EXACTLY ZERO TIMES IT WORKS.
THERE WAS ONE TIME.
NEVER.
THERE WAS ONE TIME.
NEVER.
NEVER.
NEVER.
NEVER.
ALL RIGHT.
NEVER.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE MASTER ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE MASTER AT WORK.
ANGELO.
JAMES.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
JAMES.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER OF THE GYM? OF THE GYM? UH UH HE'S BEEN GOING TO THIS GYM HE'S BEEN GOING TO THIS GYM FOR 20 YEARS?! FOR 20 YEARS?! WHAT IS MURRAY GONNA TELL HIM? WHAT IS MURRAY GONNA TELL HIM? DO YOU, UH, AEROBIC, AS WELL? DO YOU, UH, AEROBIC, AS WELL? EVERY DAY YOU COME IN? EVERY DAY YOU COME IN? YOU'VE NEVER DONE AEROBIC YOU'VE NEVER DONE AEROBIC EXERCISE A DAY IN YOUR LIFE? EXERCISE A DAY IN YOUR LIFE? JUMPING JACKS.
RIGHT NOW.
JUMPING JACKS.
RIGHT NOW.
LET'S DO SOME CARDIO, OKAY? DO IT! LET'S DO SOME CARDIO, OKAY? DO IT! [ LAUGHTER .]
DO IT! [ LAUGHTER .]
FASTER! [ LAUGHTER .]
FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! LET'S DO IT A BIT FASTER.
FASTER! FASTER! LET'S DO IT A BIT FASTER.
GO! GO! GO! GO! LET'S DO IT A BIT FASTER.
GO! GO! GO! GO! WANT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
GO! GO! GO! GO! WANT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
YOU GOT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
WANT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
YOU GOT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
THAT'S IT.
YOU GOT TO BUILD UP A SWEAT.
THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
STOP.
STOP SUDDENLY.
RIGHT.
STOP.
STOP SUDDENLY.
GOOD.
TAKE IT SLOW.
STOP.
STOP SUDDENLY.
GOOD.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
GOOD.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
WHEW.
TAKE IT SLOW.
WHEW.
MURR, JUMPING JACKS! WHEW.
MURR, JUMPING JACKS! JUMPING JACKS! MURR, JUMPING JACKS! JUMPING JACKS! [ LAUGHTER .]
JUMPING JACKS! [ LAUGHTER .]
COME ON.
FASTER.
FASTER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
COME ON.
FASTER.
FASTER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
COME ON.
FASTER.
FASTER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE WOMAN ON THE MAT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE WOMAN ON THE MAT.
LOOK AT THE WOMAN.
THE WOMAN ON THE MAT.
LOOK AT THE WOMAN.
LOOK AT THE WOMAN ON THE MAT! IN CIRCLES.
GO IN CIRCLES.
GO IN CIRCLES.
CIRCLE IT UP.
GO IN CIRCLES.
CIRCLE IT UP.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
CIRCLE IT UP.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
YOU AND ME.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
YOU AND ME.
ALL RIGHT.
CALM DOWN.
ALL RIGHT.
CALM DOWN.
WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DOING THE SAME ROUTINE, YOU'RE NOT MAKING WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT DOING THE SAME ROUTINE, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS.
SAME ROUTINE, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE BODY ANY PROGRESS.
YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE BODY GUESSING BETWEEN AEROBIC YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE BODY GUESSING BETWEEN AEROBIC MURR! JUMPING JACKS! GUESSING BETWEEN AEROBIC MURR! JUMPING JACKS! AND ANAEROBIC WORKOUT.
MURR! JUMPING JACKS! AND ANAEROBIC WORKOUT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
AND ANAEROBIC WORKOUT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
GO FREE FORM.
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN.
GO FREE FORM.
FREE FORM.
SPIN AROUND.
GO FREE FORM.
FREE FORM.
SPIN AROUND.
SPIN AROUND.
FREE FORM.
SPIN AROUND.
SPIN AROUND.
THIS GUY'S JUST FOLLOWING SPIN AROUND.
THIS GUY'S JUST FOLLOWING HIM.
THIS GUY'S JUST FOLLOWING HIM.
THAT'S IT.
HIM.
THAT'S IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
AND NOW IN MY FACE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
AND NOW IN MY FACE.
LET'S DO IT.
AND NOW IN MY FACE.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
THAT'S IT.
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S IT.
RIGHT HERE.
YOU ARE A MAN! RIGHT HERE.
YOU ARE A MAN! WHY'D YOU STOP, BRO? YOU ARE A MAN! WHY'D YOU STOP, BRO? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING.
WHY'D YOU STOP, BRO? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING.
OH.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STOPPING.
OH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IF ANY OF US WERE ON THE [ LAUGHTER .]
IF ANY OF US WERE ON THE FLOOR, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
IF ANY OF US WERE ON THE FLOOR, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTALLY FLOOR, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT JOKE.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT JOKE.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT KILLING DIFFERENT JOKE.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT KILLING ONE OF US.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT KILLING ONE OF US.
RIGHT.
ONE OF US.
RIGHT.
DO A JUMPING JACK.
GO.
RIGHT.
DO A JUMPING JACK.
GO.
JOE? WAKE UP.
JOE? DO A JUMPING JACK.
GO.
JOE? WAKE UP.
JOE? [ LAUGHTER .]
JOE? WAKE UP.
JOE? [ LAUGHTER .]
I GOT TO TELL YOU, THOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I GOT TO TELL YOU, THOUGH.
YOU LOOK GREAT IN A HEADBAND.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, THOUGH.
YOU LOOK GREAT IN A HEADBAND.
THAT HEADBAND DID A GREAT JOB YOU LOOK GREAT IN A HEADBAND.
THAT HEADBAND DID A GREAT JOB KEEPING MY FOREHEAD OUT OF MY THAT HEADBAND DID A GREAT JOB KEEPING MY FOREHEAD OUT OF MY EYES.
KEEPING MY FOREHEAD OUT OF MY EYES.
[ LAUGHTER .]
DO YOU PLAY? NO.
NO.
NO? NO? YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD.
YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
ASK HER WHAT HER NAME IS.
ASK HER WHAT HER NAME IS.
I'M JAMES, BY THE WAY.
I'M JAMES, BY THE WAY.
BRANDI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
BRANDI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHERE YOU FROM? WHERE YOU FROM? OH, IS THAT RIGHT? OH, IS THAT RIGHT? BRANDI, I HAVE TO TELL YOU BRANDI, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, BY THE WAY.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, BY THE WAY.
I AM AN ARTIST.
BY THE WAY.
I AM AN ARTIST.
I AM AN ARTIST.
I AM AN ARTIST.
I AM AN ARTIST.
I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN I AM AN ARTIST.
I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I'M GONNA PLAY IT FOR IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
AND I'M GONNA PLAY IT FOR YOU, RIGHT NOW, ON THIS PIANO.
GO AHEAD, BUDDY.
EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING.
I HAVE EVERYTHING.
APPARENTLY, I'VE GOT I HAVE EVERYTHING.
APPARENTLY, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING.
APPARENTLY, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ PIANO PLAYS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ PIANO PLAYS .]
BRANDI.
[ PIANO PLAYS .]
BRANDI.
[ LAUGHS .]
BRANDI.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
BRANDI FROM GUAM [ CHUCKLES .]
BRANDI FROM GUAM YOU ARE THE BOMB BRANDI FROM GUAM YOU ARE THE BOMB MY FACE MAKES YOU VOM YOU ARE THE BOMB MY FACE MAKES YOU VOM MY FACE MAKES YOU VOM BRANDI IS SO FROM GUAM [ LAUGHTER .]
BRANDI FROM GUAM I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG I'M HAIRY LIKE KING KONG CAN I GET SOME? CAN I GET SOME? CAN I GET SOME? OH, BRANDI CAN I GET SOME? OH, BRANDI [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, BRANDI [ LAUGHTER .]
OH! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH! BRANDI FROM GUAM OH! BRANDI FROM GUAM LEFT ME LIKE MY MOM BRANDI FROM GUAM LEFT ME LIKE MY MOM [ LAUGHTER .]
LEFT ME LIKE MY MOM [ LAUGHTER .]
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY [ LAUGHTER .]
IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY WOMAN THAT'S RUN THAT FAST FROM IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY WOMAN THAT'S RUN THAT FAST FROM ME WOMAN THAT'S RUN THAT FAST FROM ME [ LAUGHTER .]
ME [ LAUGHTER .]
THAT GOT AWAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT GOT AWAY.
GOT AWAY.
THAT GOT AWAY.
GOT AWAY.
GOT AWAY CHANGES THAT FIGURE GOT AWAY.
GOT AWAY CHANGES THAT FIGURE DRASTICALLY.
GOT AWAY CHANGES THAT FIGURE DRASTICALLY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
DRASTICALLY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ BLOWS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ BLOWS .]
HE GETS MOST OF THEM BEFORE THEY [ BLOWS .]
HE GETS MOST OF THEM BEFORE THEY HIT THE HIGHWAY.
HE GETS MOST OF THEM BEFORE THEY HIT THE HIGHWAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HIT THE HIGHWAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WE'RE ALL IN LUCK, BECAUSE WE [ LAUGHTER .]
WE'RE ALL IN LUCK, BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN WE'RE ALL IN LUCK, BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIPS OF MURR PLAYING A HAVE MORE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIPS OF MURR PLAYING A PODIATRIST.
CLIPS OF MURR PLAYING A PODIATRIST.
OH.
PODIATRIST.
OH.
GETTING DOWN WITH THE FEETSIES.
OH.
GETTING DOWN WITH THE FEETSIES.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
OKAY.
SO, NOW, WHICH LEG IS HURTING SO, NOW, WHICH LEG IS HURTING MORE? MORE? FIX THE BACK OF THE CHAIR.
FIX THE BACK OF THE CHAIR.
IT WASN'T FIXED FOR HER.
IT WASN'T FIXED FOR HER.
IT'S NOT MY FEET.
.
IT'S NOT MY FEET.
.
IS THIS NOT THAT COMFORTABLE? IS THIS NOT THAT COMFORTABLE? LET ME TILT THIS BACK UP FOR LET ME TILT THIS BACK UP FOR YOU, OKAY? YOU, OKAY? OOP.
SORRY.
OOP.
SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, DO IT BACK AND FORTH AND OH, DO IT BACK AND FORTH AND UP AND DOWN.
UP AND DOWN.
[ Laughing .]
KEEP MOVING HER UP [ Laughing .]
KEEP MOVING HER UP AND DOWN.
KEEP MOVING HER UP AND DOWN.
AND DOWN.
KEEP MOVING HER UP AND DOWN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
THERE WE GO.
IS THAT BETTER? IS THAT BETTER? OKAY, MURR, SAY, "ALL RIGHT, OKAY, MURR, SAY, "ALL RIGHT, SO WITH THE FEET" WITH THE FEET SO WITH THE FEET" WITH THE FEET "YOU KNOW WHAT? WITH THE FEET "YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ADJUST THIS CHAIR.
" "YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ADJUST THIS CHAIR.
" [ LAUGHTER .]
LET ME ADJUST THIS CHAIR.
" [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ADJUST THE CHAIR.
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME ADJUST THE CHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
LET ME ADJUST THE CHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
KEEP DOING IT! [ LAUGHTER .]
KEEP DOING IT! IS THAT BETTER? KEEP DOING IT! IS THAT BETTER? YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
IS THAT BETTER? YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE? YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE? YEAH.
A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE? YEAH.
GREAT.
OKAY.
YEAH.
GREAT.
OKAY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
GREAT.
OKAY.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
MURR, WE'RE JUST GONNA CHECK LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
MURR, WE'RE JUST GONNA CHECK OUT THIS FOOT RIGHT HERE.
MURR, WE'RE JUST GONNA CHECK OUT THIS FOOT RIGHT HERE.
I'M JUST GONNA CHECK THIS OUT THIS FOOT RIGHT HERE.
I'M JUST GONNA CHECK THIS FOOT OUT REAL QUICK, OKAY? I'M JUST GONNA CHECK THIS FOOT OUT REAL QUICK, OKAY? NOW JUST STAND UP, BUDDY.
FOOT OUT REAL QUICK, OKAY? NOW JUST STAND UP, BUDDY.
POP RIGHT UP.
STAND UP.
NOW JUST STAND UP, BUDDY.
POP RIGHT UP.
STAND UP.
OKAY.
POP RIGHT UP.
STAND UP.
OKAY.
AND NOW SWING YOUR LEG OVER OKAY.
AND NOW SWING YOUR LEG OVER IT SO YOUR ASS IS FACING HER.
AND NOW SWING YOUR LEG OVER IT SO YOUR ASS IS FACING HER.
PUT HER LEG THROUGH YOUR LEGS.
IT SO YOUR ASS IS FACING HER.
PUT HER LEG THROUGH YOUR LEGS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
PUT HER LEG THROUGH YOUR LEGS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE FOOT, UH -- THE RIGHT [ LAUGHTER .]
THE FOOT, UH -- THE RIGHT FOOT, DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE? THE FOOT, UH -- THE RIGHT FOOT, DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE? [ LAUGHTER .]
FOOT, DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU ALMOST GOT IT, BUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU ALMOST GOT IT, BUD.
SWING AND A MISS.
YOU ALMOST GOT IT, BUD.
SWING AND A MISS.
DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE WITH SWING AND A MISS.
DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE WITH THE RIGHT FOOT OVER HERE AT ALL? DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE WITH THE RIGHT FOOT OVER HERE AT ALL? SHE WENT TO GRAB HIS ASS! THE RIGHT FOOT OVER HERE AT ALL? SHE WENT TO GRAB HIS ASS! [ LAUGHTER .]
SHE WENT TO GRAB HIS ASS! [ LAUGHTER .]
I'M GONNA GET THE DOCTOR REAL [ LAUGHTER .]
I'M GONNA GET THE DOCTOR REAL QUICK ON THIS.
I'M GONNA GET THE DOCTOR REAL QUICK ON THIS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
QUICK ON THIS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS [ LAUGHTER .]
SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS WATCHING HER.
SHE DIDN'T KNOW ANYONE WAS WATCHING HER.
RIGHT.
WATCHING HER.
RIGHT.
SO, THAT WAS JUST ALL FOR RIGHT.
SO, THAT WAS JUST ALL FOR HER.
SO, THAT WAS JUST ALL FOR HER.
YEAH.
HER.
YEAH.
WHAT'S ODD, THOUGH, IS THAT I YEAH.
WHAT'S ODD, THOUGH, IS THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A JUICY WHAT'S ODD, THOUGH, IS THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A JUICY BUTTOCKS.
NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A JUICY BUTTOCKS.
OH, GOD.
BUTTOCKS.
OH, GOD.
PLEASE DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T SAY OH, GOD.
PLEASE DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
PLEASE DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE A THINGS LIKE THAT.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE A SQUEEZABLE BUTTOCKS.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE A SQUEEZABLE BUTTOCKS.
OKAY.
SQUEEZABLE BUTTOCKS.
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
MY BUTT IS KIND OF BONY AND [ LAUGHTER .]
MY BUTT IS KIND OF BONY AND NOT SQUEEZABLE AND ENJOYABLE.
MY BUTT IS KIND OF BONY AND NOT SQUEEZABLE AND ENJOYABLE.
AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE NOT SQUEEZABLE AND ENJOYABLE.
AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE BREAK, WE'LL SEE SOME CLIPS AFTER WE COME BACK FROM THE BREAK, WE'LL SEE SOME CLIPS ABOUT Q.
BREAK, WE'LL SEE SOME CLIPS ABOUT Q.
MY BUTT.
HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
" WE ARE TAKING A LOOK, TONIGHT, "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
" WE ARE TAKING A LOOK, TONIGHT, AT NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
WE ARE TAKING A LOOK, TONIGHT, AT NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
AND RIGHT NOW, IT IS Q'S TURN.
AT NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
AND RIGHT NOW, IT IS Q'S TURN.
Q, HOW DO YOU DO IT, BUDDY? AND RIGHT NOW, IT IS Q'S TURN.
Q, HOW DO YOU DO IT, BUDDY? HOW DO I DO WHAT? Q, HOW DO YOU DO IT, BUDDY? HOW DO I DO WHAT? JUST STUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH HOW DO I DO WHAT? JUST STUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE? JUST STUMBLE YOUR WAY THROUGH EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE? YOU KNOW, IT'S A SKILL.
EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE? YOU KNOW, IT'S A SKILL.
NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT YOU KNOW, IT'S A SKILL.
NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS, YOU ALWAYS SEEM CRANKY, NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS, YOU ALWAYS SEEM CRANKY, TIRED, AND DISORIENTED.
IS, YOU ALWAYS SEEM CRANKY, TIRED, AND DISORIENTED.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
TIRED, AND DISORIENTED.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS SET OUT ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS SET OUT TO MAKE ME LOOK THAT WAY.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS SET OUT TO MAKE ME LOOK THAT WAY.
I FEEL THIS NEW FOOTAGE IS GONNA TO MAKE ME LOOK THAT WAY.
I FEEL THIS NEW FOOTAGE IS GONNA POSITION ME IN A NEW LIGHT.
I FEEL THIS NEW FOOTAGE IS GONNA POSITION ME IN A NEW LIGHT.
OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY.
POSITION ME IN A NEW LIGHT.
OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY.
SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY.
SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN, UN-AIRED Q SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN, UN-AIRED Q MOMENTS.
WE ARE FROM SENSITIVITY COACHES, SENSITIVITY COACHES, INCORPORATED.
INCORPORATED.
WE'VE BEEN HIRED TO COME SPEAK WE'VE BEEN HIRED TO COME SPEAK WITH YOU TODAY ON SENSITIVITY IN WITH YOU TODAY ON SENSITIVITY IN THE WORKPLACE.
THE WORKPLACE.
OKAY.
OKAY.
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO REMAIN PLEASE MAKE SURE TO REMAIN PROFESSIONAL.
PROFESSIONAL.
THESE ARE YOUR CLIENTS, YOUR THESE ARE YOUR CLIENTS, YOUR CO-WORKERS.
CO-WORKERS.
THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, AND THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, AND NICKNAMES -- NICKNAMES -- TO MAKE THEM APPROPRIATE.
TO MAKE THEM APPROPRIATE.
CORRECT.
CORRECT.
FOR THE -- FOR THE -- [ CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ CHINESE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ GROANS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
WOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WOW.
THAT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY THE WOW.
THAT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY THE MOST RACIST MUSIC.
THAT WAS PROBABLY ACTUALLY THE MOST RACIST MUSIC.
WHY DID WE PUT THAT IN? MOST RACIST MUSIC.
WHY DID WE PUT THAT IN? IT CAME PRELOADED.
WHY DID WE PUT THAT IN? IT CAME PRELOADED.
OH, OKAY.
IT CAME PRELOADED.
OH, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES WOULD [ LAUGHTER .]
INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES WOULD BE, UH INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES WOULD BE, UH KUNG FU LOU.
BE, UH KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
KUNG FU LOU.
UNLESS -- UNLESS HIS NAME IS KUNG FU LOU.
UNLESS -- UNLESS HIS NAME IS LOU UNLESS -- UNLESS HIS NAME IS LOU AND HE HAPPENS TO DO KUNG FU.
LOU AND HE HAPPENS TO DO KUNG FU.
THEN THAT'S JUST RESPECT.
AND HE HAPPENS TO DO KUNG FU.
THEN THAT'S JUST RESPECT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THEN THAT'S JUST RESPECT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
UH OKAY.
UH [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS .]
UH [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
SO, INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES [ LAUGHTER .]
SO, INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES FOR THIS GENTLEMAN IN THE SO, INAPPROPRIATE NICKNAMES FOR THIS GENTLEMAN IN THE OFFICE.
FOR THIS GENTLEMAN IN THE OFFICE.
OKAY.
OFFICE.
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE.
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA LIKE IF BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE.
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA LIKE IF SOMEBODY'S LIKE "YO, YOU SEEN YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA LIKE IF SOMEBODY'S LIKE "YO, YOU SEEN BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE?" SOMEBODY'S LIKE "YO, YOU SEEN BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE?" YEAH, RIGHT? BLACK-ARONI & CHEESE?" YEAH, RIGHT? YOU MEAN, TREVOR? YEAH, RIGHT? YOU MEAN, TREVOR? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU MEAN, TREVOR? [ LAUGHTER .]
NOW [ LAUGHTER .]
NOW [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
NOW [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OKAY.
A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR.
OKAY.
A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
UH, DON'T CALL THE KID IN THE [ LAUGHTER .]
UH, DON'T CALL THE KID IN THE WHEELCHAIR "WHEELS.
" UH, DON'T CALL THE KID IN THE WHEELCHAIR "WHEELS.
" WHAT'S UP, WHEELS? WHEELCHAIR "WHEELS.
" WHAT'S UP, WHEELS? [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT'S UP, WHEELS? [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MAN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MAN.
YOU ACTUALLY TACKLED JOE IN OH, MAN.
YOU ACTUALLY TACKLED JOE IN SLOW MOTION AT THE END.
YOU ACTUALLY TACKLED JOE IN SLOW MOTION AT THE END.
SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE IT, SLOW MOTION AT THE END.
SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE IT, MAN.
SOMETIMES I CAN'T TAKE IT, MAN.
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT.
MAN.
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT.
BUT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT.
BUT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A PUPPET.
BUT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE A PUPPET.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RELEASE -- PUPPET.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RELEASE -- LIKE A MARIONETTE? YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU RELEASE -- LIKE A MARIONETTE? [ LAUGHTER .]
LIKE A MARIONETTE? [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD! YOU DO THAT REALLY WELL.
OH, MY GOD! YOU DO THAT REALLY WELL.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU DO THAT REALLY WELL.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, THERE'S STILL MORE OF Q.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, THERE'S STILL MORE OF Q.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ANOTHER SO, THERE'S STILL MORE OF Q.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT ANOTHER NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIP.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE IT IS.
HERE IT IS.
IT'S DECISION TIME.
IT'S DECISION TIME.
PICK YOUR POISON! PICK YOUR POISON! CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
LIKE A FISHING NET.
LIKE A FISHING NET.
NET US A PERSON.
NET US A PERSON.
OH, AND THROW A WATER BALLOON OH, AND THROW A WATER BALLOON AT SOMEONE.
YEAH, YEAH! AT SOMEONE.
YEAH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
THEY'RE BOTH GOOD CHOICES.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THEY'RE BOTH GOOD CHOICES.
I KNOW IT'S LIKE, "WHICH ONE? THEY'RE BOTH GOOD CHOICES.
I KNOW IT'S LIKE, "WHICH ONE? THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD.
" I KNOW IT'S LIKE, "WHICH ONE? THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD.
" I HATE THE THREE OF YOU.
THEY'RE BOTH SO GOOD.
" I HATE THE THREE OF YOU.
I'M GONNA CATCH SOMEONE IN A I HATE THE THREE OF YOU.
I'M GONNA CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
I'M GONNA CATCH SOMEONE IN A NET.
OH! NET.
OH! ALL RIGHT.
OH! ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA TRY.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE GONNA TRY.
I'M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING MY YOU'RE GONNA TRY.
I'M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING MY CHOICE NOW THAT I'M HOLDING THIS I'M IMMEDIATELY REGRETTING MY CHOICE NOW THAT I'M HOLDING THIS GIANT NET IN MY HAND.
CHOICE NOW THAT I'M HOLDING THIS GIANT NET IN MY HAND.
LOOKS COMPLETELY NATURAL.
GIANT NET IN MY HAND.
LOOKS COMPLETELY NATURAL.
YES.
LOOKS COMPLETELY NATURAL.
YES.
OH, OH, OH! YES.
OH, OH, OH! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, OH, OH! [ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S GOT TO NET THEM, RIGHT, [ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S GOT TO NET THEM, RIGHT, LIKE DOWN TO HERE? HE'S GOT TO NET THEM, RIGHT, LIKE DOWN TO HERE? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
LIKE DOWN TO HERE? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU GOT TO CATCH SOMEONE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU GOT TO CATCH SOMEONE.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
YOU GOT TO CATCH SOMEONE.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
I KNOW.
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.
I KNOW.
YOU THINK THIS IS EASY? I KNOW.
YOU THINK THIS IS EASY? HERE WE GO.
YOU THINK THIS IS EASY? HERE WE GO.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
HERE WE GO.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
YEAH, THIS GUY TO THE RIGHT.
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.
YEAH, THIS GUY TO THE RIGHT.
YEP.
YEAH, THIS GUY TO THE RIGHT.
YEP.
YEP.
YEP.
YEP.
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
YEP.
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? [ LAUGHTER .]
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? HOW YOU DOING? HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? HOW YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER .]
HOW YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU LOOK LIKE A CATCH IS WHAT [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU LOOK LIKE A CATCH IS WHAT I'M SAYING, HUH? YOU LOOK LIKE A CATCH IS WHAT I'M SAYING, HUH? OKAY.
I'M SAYING, HUH? OKAY.
SO, YOU ARE TRYING, MAN.
OKAY.
SO, YOU ARE TRYING, MAN.
WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
SO, YOU ARE TRYING, MAN.
WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
YOU'RE TRYING, BUT YOU ARE NOT WE'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
YOU'RE TRYING, BUT YOU ARE NOT NETTING ANYONE.
YOU'RE TRYING, BUT YOU ARE NOT NETTING ANYONE.
YOU'RE NOT CATCHING SOMEBODY.
NETTING ANYONE.
YOU'RE NOT CATCHING SOMEBODY.
THE CARD SPECIFICALLY SAYS -- YOU'RE NOT CATCHING SOMEBODY.
THE CARD SPECIFICALLY SAYS -- I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
THE CARD SPECIFICALLY SAYS -- I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS! I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS! [ LAUGHS .]
I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS! [ LAUGHS .]
THAT GUY, THAT GUY.
[ LAUGHS .]
THAT GUY, THAT GUY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT GUY, THAT GUY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOSH! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOODNESS! [ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOODNESS! [ LAUGHTER .]
I -- PLEASE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I -- PLEASE.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE NET.
I -- PLEASE.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE NET.
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE NET.
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S -- OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S -- OH! THAT'S -- OH! TECHNICALLY, I CAUGHT HIM OH! TECHNICALLY, I CAUGHT HIM BEFORE HE -- HE TECHNICALLY, I CAUGHT HIM BEFORE HE -- HE [ LAUGHTER .]
BEFORE HE -- HE [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUY.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GUY.
IS HE ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE THAT GUY.
IS HE ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY, REALLY NICE AFTER HE IS HE ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY, REALLY NICE AFTER HE FOUND OUT IT WAS A JOKE.
REALLY, REALLY NICE AFTER HE FOUND OUT IT WAS A JOKE.
RIGHT.
FOUND OUT IT WAS A JOKE.
RIGHT.
WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS RIGHT.
WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING CAUGHT IN A NET, HE WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING CAUGHT IN A NET, HE WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
GETTING CAUGHT IN A NET, HE WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
NO.
WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.
NO.
HE THOUGHT I WAS A CRAZY NO.
HE THOUGHT I WAS A CRAZY JERK.
HE THOUGHT I WAS A CRAZY JERK.
[ LAUGHTER .]
SLAP YOURSELF.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
WE ALL WANT TO DO IT FROM WE ALL WANT TO DO IT FROM HERE, SO WE FIGURE WE'D PUT YOU HERE, SO WE FIGURE WE'D PUT YOU IN CHARGE.
IN CHARGE.
AND DON'T MAKE IT A LOVE TAP.
AND DON'T MAKE IT A LOVE TAP.
MAKE IT A HEFTY SLAP.
MAKE IT A HEFTY SLAP.
USE THAT MEAT HOOK YOU GOT.
USE THAT MEAT HOOK YOU GOT.
ALL RIGHT, PURP.
ALL RIGHT, PURP.
'SUP, PURPS.
WHAT'S GOING ON? 'SUP, PURPS.
WHAT'S GOING ON? HI.
WHAT'S GOING ON? HI.
COME HERE OFTEN? HI.
COME HERE OFTEN? UM COME HERE OFTEN? UM NOW.
UM NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IS THERE ANY PLACES AROUND [ LAUGHTER .]
IS THERE ANY PLACES AROUND HER KIND OF NICE THAT I SHOULD IS THERE ANY PLACES AROUND HER KIND OF NICE THAT I SHOULD SEE? HER KIND OF NICE THAT I SHOULD SEE? THERE'S A LOT.
SEE? THERE'S A LOT.
THERE'S A LOT.
THERE'S A LOT.
THERE'S A LOT.
GIVE ME JUST -- JUST GIVE ME THERE'S A LOT.
GIVE ME JUST -- JUST GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE.
BROTHER JIMMY'S.
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT ELSE? [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT ELSE? UM UM SHE THINKS THIS IS HITTING ON HER.
SHE THINKS THIS IS HITTING ON HER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S HITTING ON HER AND HITTING [ LAUGHTER .]
HE'S HITTING ON HER AND HITTING HIMSELF.
HE'S HITTING ON HER AND HITTING HIMSELF.
HE'S HITTING ON HIM.
HIMSELF.
HE'S HITTING ON HIM.
I'M NOT SURE.
HE'S HITTING ON HIM.
I'M NOT SURE.
YOU'RE NOT SURE? I'M NOT SURE.
YOU'RE NOT SURE? NO.
YOU'RE NOT SURE? NO.
NOW.
NO.
NOW.
NOW.
NOW.
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
DEUCE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
DEUCE.
WE DROPPED THE DEUCE ON HIM.
DEUCE.
WE DROPPED THE DEUCE ON HIM.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WE DROPPED THE DEUCE ON HIM.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GO.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GO.
YEAH, YOU GO.
I'M GONNA GO.
YEAH, YOU GO.
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU YEAH, YOU GO.
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD GO.
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD GO.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE WOULD GO.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
OH, JUST ONE MORE THING THING BEFORE YOU GO.
OH, JUST ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
OH, JUST ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO.
NOW.
BEFORE YOU GO.
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BYE! [ LAUGHTER .]
BYE! [ LAUGHTER .]
BYE! [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU HAVE THE MEATIEST OF [ LAUGHTER .]
YOU HAVE THE MEATIEST OF HOOKS.
YOU HAVE THE MEATIEST OF HOOKS.
I DO.
HOOKS.
I DO.
SO, THAT WAS COMING IN -- YOU I DO.
SO, THAT WAS COMING IN -- YOU WERE COMING IN WITH SOME SO, THAT WAS COMING IN -- YOU WERE COMING IN WITH SOME VELOCITY.
WERE COMING IN WITH SOME VELOCITY.
GIANT HAM HANDS.
VELOCITY.
GIANT HAM HANDS.
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN GIANT HAM HANDS.
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR HANDS.
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR HANDS.
YOU COULD CRUSH HIS SKULL.
YOUR HANDS.
YOU COULD CRUSH HIS SKULL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU COULD CRUSH HIS SKULL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I FEEL LIKE I'M HOLDING HANDS [ LAUGHTER .]
I FEEL LIKE I'M HOLDING HANDS WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
I FEEL LIKE I'M HOLDING HANDS WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WITH A GIRLFRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHEN WE COME BACK FROM BREAK, [ LAUGHTER .]
WHEN WE COME BACK FROM BREAK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT SOME WHEN WE COME BACK FROM BREAK, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF JOE'S NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF JOE'S NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
OF JOE'S NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN MOMENTS.
YOUR TURN! MOMENTS.
YOUR TURN! OH! JOE'S APPROACH CAN BE SUMMED UP IN ONE WORD -- LOUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
UP IN ONE WORD -- LOUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYBODY HAS A STRATEGY, [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYBODY HAS A STRATEGY, MINE IS JUST LOUDER, THAT'S ALL.
EVERYBODY HAS A STRATEGY, MINE IS JUST LOUDER, THAT'S ALL.
IS THAT A STRATEGY OR A WAY MINE IS JUST LOUDER, THAT'S ALL.
IS THAT A STRATEGY OR A WAY OF LIFE, 'CAUSE I'VE MET YOUR IS THAT A STRATEGY OR A WAY OF LIFE, 'CAUSE I'VE MET YOUR FAMILY, AND YOU'RE ALL LOUDER OF LIFE, 'CAUSE I'VE MET YOUR FAMILY, AND YOU'RE ALL LOUDER THAN THE NEXT.
FAMILY, AND YOU'RE ALL LOUDER THAN THE NEXT.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
THAN THE NEXT.
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
PEOPLE THAT MARRY INTO YOUR IT'S RIDICULOUS.
PEOPLE THAT MARRY INTO YOUR FAMILY -- LIKE, IF THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE THAT MARRY INTO YOUR FAMILY -- LIKE, IF THEY'RE NOT LOUD, THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING, FAMILY -- LIKE, IF THEY'RE NOT LOUD, THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING, [ Yelling .]
THEY'RE SITTING LOUD, THE DAY AFTER THE WEDDING, [ Yelling .]
THEY'RE SITTING THERE GOING LIKE THIS, CRACKING [ Yelling .]
THEY'RE SITTING THERE GOING LIKE THIS, CRACKING JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT! THERE GOING LIKE THIS, CRACKING JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT! YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
JOKES AND STUFF LIKE THAT! YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
[ Yelling .]
ON THAT NOTE, YOU WANT TO BE HEARD.
[ Yelling .]
ON THAT NOTE, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME [ Yelling .]
ON THAT NOTE, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME BRAND-NEW CLIPS FROM JOE! JOE, YOU SEE THIS GUY IN THE BLUE BATHING SUIT? STAND RIGHT OVER HIM UNTIL HEHE BLUE BATHING SUIT? STAND RIGHT OVER HIM UNTIL HEHE WAKES UP AND NOTICES.
STAND RIGHT OVER HIM UNTIL HEHE WAKES UP AND NOTICES.
OH, THIS IS TOUGH.
WAKES UP AND NOTICES.
OH, THIS IS TOUGH.
YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM PUNCHED, YOU'RE GONNA GET HIM PUNCHED, MAN.
IN THE BALLS.
MAN.
IN THE BALLS.
IN THE BALLS.
IN THE BALLS.
IN THE BALLS.
WHA-BAM! IN THE BALLS.
WHA-BAM! [ LAUGHS .]
WHA-BAM! [ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
DOING ALL RIGHT? [ LAUGHS .]
DOING ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING'S OKAY HERE? DOING ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING'S OKAY HERE? [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING'S OKAY HERE? [ LAUGHTER .]
ARE YOU DOING OKAY? [ LAUGHTER .]
ARE YOU DOING OKAY? YEAH, I'M GOOD.
ARE YOU DOING OKAY? YEAH, I'M GOOD.
WE'VE GOT THE RIP TIDE AND YEAH, I'M GOOD.
WE'VE GOT THE RIP TIDE AND EVERYTHING.
WE'VE GOT THE RIP TIDE AND EVERYTHING.
YOU DID ALL RIGHT? EVERYTHING.
YOU DID ALL RIGHT? YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
YOU DID ALL RIGHT? YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, GOOD.
YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, GOOD.
JUST CHECKING IN WITH EVERYBODY, OKAY, GOOD.
JUST CHECKING IN WITH EVERYBODY, MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S DOING JUST CHECKING IN WITH EVERYBODY, MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S DOING OKAY ON THE BEACH.
MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S DOING OKAY ON THE BEACH.
THANKS, BUD.
OKAY ON THE BEACH.
THANKS, BUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANKS, BUD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, HE'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, HE'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH, HE'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
ALL RIGHT, JOEY.
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
ALL RIGHT, JOEY.
THIS GUY IN THE YELLOW SHORTS.
ALL RIGHT, JOEY.
THIS GUY IN THE YELLOW SHORTS.
[ LAUGHS .]
THIS GUY IN THE YELLOW SHORTS.
[ LAUGHS .]
I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE [ LAUGHS .]
I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE ANGLE.
I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT THE ANGLE.
HE'S GOT HIS, LIKE, LEG CROSSED ANGLE.
HE'S GOT HIS, LIKE, LEG CROSSED WITH LIKE A WEIRD ARM.
HE'S GOT HIS, LIKE, LEG CROSSED WITH LIKE A WEIRD ARM.
AND IT'S SUCH A WEIRD WITH LIKE A WEIRD ARM.
AND IT'S SUCH A WEIRD POSITION.
YOU DOING OKAY? EVERYTHING OKAY? [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING OKAY? [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING OKAY WITH THE RIP [ LAUGHTER .]
EVERYTHING OKAY WITH THE RIP TIDE? EVERYTHING OKAY WITH THE RIP TIDE? EARLIER, IN THE WATER, YOU WERE EARLIER, IN THE WATER, YOU WERE OKAY? GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
OKAY? GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
AND YOU'RE GOOD, TOO? GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
AND YOU'RE GOOD, TOO? FROM EARLIER? YOU WERE IN THE WATER EARLIER? OH, NO.
OH, NO.
YOU WERE ONLY IN THE BEACH? YOU WERE ONLY IN THE BEACH? OH, OKAY.
OH, OKAY.
OH, AN HOUR AGO? OH, AN HOUR AGO? NO, NO.
NO, NO.
I THOUGHT -- SORRY.
I THOUGHT -- SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS EARLIER I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS EARLIER WHEN YOU WERE IN THE WATER.
WHEN YOU WERE IN THE WATER.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT WAS YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF THAT WAS YOU.
YOU -- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN YOU -- YOU HAVEN'T BEEN [ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
'CAUSE THEY HAD CALLED IT IN 'CAUSE THEY HAD CALLED IT IN EARLIER.
EARLIER.
SOMEBODY HAD THE -- YOU WERE IN SOMEBODY HAD THE -- YOU WERE IN THE WATER -- THE WATER -- "CAN YOU MOVE, PLEASE?" "CAN YOU MOVE, PLEASE?" OH, OKAY.
THEN IT WASN'T YOU.
OH, OKAY.
THEN IT WASN'T YOU.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER GUY, THEN IT WASN'T YOU.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER GUY, THEN.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE OTHER GUY, THEN.
IT WASN'T -- NO.
IT WASN'T HIM.
THEN.
IT WASN'T -- NO.
IT WASN'T HIM.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IT WASN'T -- NO.
IT WASN'T HIM.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT WAS ONE OF THE RARE [ LAUGHTER .]
THAT WAS ONE OF THE RARE MOMENTS THAT THE COPS HAVE BEEN THAT WAS ONE OF THE RARE MOMENTS THAT THE COPS HAVE BEEN CALLED ON US.
MOMENTS THAT THE COPS HAVE BEEN CALLED ON US.
YES.
CALLED ON US.
YES.
WHAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT TO THE YES.
WHAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT TO THE POLICE? WHAT WAS HIS COMPLAINT TO THE POLICE? "EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A POLICE? "EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A BEACH-PATROL GUY WITH HIS CROTCH "EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A BEACH-PATROL GUY WITH HIS CROTCH TOO CLOSE TO MY SLEEPING BODY.
" BEACH-PATROL GUY WITH HIS CROTCH TOO CLOSE TO MY SLEEPING BODY.
" [ LAUGHS .]
TOO CLOSE TO MY SLEEPING BODY.
" [ LAUGHS .]
BUT WAIT.
[ LAUGHS .]
BUT WAIT.
THERE'S MORE JOE FOOTAGE TO BUT WAIT.
THERE'S MORE JOE FOOTAGE TO COME.
THERE'S MORE JOE FOOTAGE TO COME.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM WORKING COME.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM WORKING AT THE WHITE CASTLE LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM WORKING AT THE WHITE CASTLE DRIVE-THROUGH.
JOE, HAND HER EVERYTHING INDIVIDUALLY.
INDIVIDUALLY.
NAPKINS NAPKINS CONDIMENTS, STRAWS, SALT CONDIMENTS, STRAWS, SALT ONE AT A TIME.
ONE AT A TIME.
EVERYTHING Ã LA CARTE.
EVERYTHING Ã LA CARTE.
OKAY.
OKAY.
THERE'S YOUR LARGE SWEET TEA.
THERE'S YOUR LARGE SWEET TEA.
HERE'S A STRAW FOR YOUR DRINK.
HERE'S A STRAW FOR YOUR DRINK.
THERE'S A NAPKIN.
THERE'S A NAPKIN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THERE'S YOUR SACK OF ONION THERE'S YOUR SACK OF ONION RINGS.
AND THAT'S THE BAG FOR THE SACK RINGS.
AND THAT'S THE BAG FOR THE SACK OF ONION RINGS.
AND THAT'S THE BAG FOR THE SACK OF ONION RINGS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OF ONION RINGS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
BAG FOR THE FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
BAG FOR THE FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
BAG FOR THE FIRST CHEESEBURGER.
SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
KETCHUP FOR THE SECOND SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
KETCHUP FOR THE SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
KETCHUP FOR THE SECOND CHEESEBURGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
CHEESEBURGER.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HERE'S THE HONEY MUSTARD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HERE'S THE HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S THE HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
THERE'S HONEY MUSTARD.
HERE'S A HONEY MUSTARD.
THERE'S HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
THERE'S HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
HONEY MUSTARD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HONEY MUSTARD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANK YOU.
ENJOY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANK YOU.
ENJOY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANK YOU.
ENJOY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OH, MY GOD.
MY CHEEKS HURT RIGHT NOW.
OH, MY GOD.
MY CHEEKS HURT RIGHT NOW.
LIKE COPPERFIELD -- ONE AT AT MY CHEEKS HURT RIGHT NOW.
LIKE COPPERFIELD -- ONE AT AT TIME.
LIKE COPPERFIELD -- ONE AT AT TIME.
IT WAS ALL IN THE PRESTIGE.
TIME.
IT WAS ALL IN THE PRESTIGE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
IT WAS ALL IN THE PRESTIGE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HERE YOU GO.
[ LAUGHTER .]
HERE YOU GO.
MY FAVORITE'S WHEN YOU JUST HERE YOU GO.
MY FAVORITE'S WHEN YOU JUST STARTED THROWING [BLEEP.]
INTO MY FAVORITE'S WHEN YOU JUST STARTED THROWING [BLEEP.]
INTO THE CAR.
STARTED THROWING [BLEEP.]
INTO THE CAR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE CAR.
[ LAUGHTER .]
NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME [ LAUGHTER .]
NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE OF JOE NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE OF JOE WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE OF JOE WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
HERE YOU GO.
WORKING AS A RECEPTIONIST.
HERE YOU GO.
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE.
HERE YOU GO.
HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE.
COOL.
DOING ALL RIGHT, GLEN? GOOD, MAN.
JOE, WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO GOOD, MAN.
JOE, WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND, JOE, WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND, UH, ADJUST YOURSELF? HIM, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP AND, UH, ADJUST YOURSELF? [ LAUGHTER .]
UH, ADJUST YOURSELF? [ LAUGHTER .]
THEY HAVE A NEW PIANO COMING THEY HAVE A NEW PIANO COMING OUT THAT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
IT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
OUT THAT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
IT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY -- IT PLAYS IT WORKS WITH BLUETOOTH.
BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY -- IT PLAYS THE MELODY IN YOUR EAR.
BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY -- IT PLAYS THE MELODY IN YOUR EAR.
SCRATCH YOUR ASS WITH THE THE MELODY IN YOUR EAR.
SCRATCH YOUR ASS WITH THE DESK.
NOW, YOU FIND -- YOU LIKE T-MOBILE? T-MOBILE? YEAH? YEAH? I HAD AT&T FOR A WHILE, AND I SWITCHED OVER TO THE OTHER I HAD AT&T FOR A WHILE, AND I SWITCHED OVER TO THE OTHER COMPANY.
SWITCHED OVER TO THE OTHER COMPANY.
THEY GAVE THE BETTER PLAN.
COMPANY.
THEY GAVE THE BETTER PLAN.
UNLIMITED MINUTES.
THEY GAVE THE BETTER PLAN.
UNLIMITED MINUTES.
GET THAT DESK IN YOUR ASS UNLIMITED MINUTES.
GET THAT DESK IN YOUR ASS CRACK.
GET THAT DESK IN YOUR ASS CRACK.
WHAT KIND OF DATA PLAN DO YOU CRACK.
WHAT KIND OF DATA PLAN DO YOU GOT? WHAT KIND OF DATA PLAN DO YOU GOT? THIS GUY IS UNFLAPPABLE.
GOT? THIS GUY IS UNFLAPPABLE.
I BET HE'S A POKER CHAMP.
THIS GUY IS UNFLAPPABLE.
I BET HE'S A POKER CHAMP.
YEAH, YEAH.
I BET HE'S A POKER CHAMP.
YEAH, YEAH.
UNLIMITED MINUTES? YEAH, YEAH.
UNLIMITED MINUTES? WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, UNLIMITED MINUTES? WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, CAN YOU GO SIT ON HIS LAP? WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM, CAN YOU GO SIT ON HIS LAP? [ LAUGHTER .]
NO, YOU DON'T WANT A NEW ONE? YEAH.
YEAH.
I DON'T EITHER.
I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT.
I DON'T EITHER.
I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I MEAN, I'M GOOD WITH IT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YEAH.
WHEN IS, UH -- WHEN'S YOUR YEAH.
WHEN IS, UH -- WHEN'S YOUR CONTRACT UP? WHEN IS, UH -- WHEN'S YOUR CONTRACT UP? TWO YEARS.
CONTRACT UP? TWO YEARS.
[ Laughing .]
HE'S NOT MAKING TWO YEARS.
[ Laughing .]
HE'S NOT MAKING ANY FACE! [ Laughing .]
HE'S NOT MAKING ANY FACE! WHAT?! ANY FACE! WHAT?! [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT?! [ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT THE [BLEEP.]
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT THE [BLEEP.]
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT THE [BLEEP.]
OH, MY GOD.
SO, THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED TO OH, MY GOD.
SO, THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED TO VERIZON.
SO, THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED TO VERIZON.
[ LAUGHTER .]
VERIZON.
[ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING? [ LAUGHTER .]
WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING? HE DIDN'T BREAK FOR A MOMENT.
WHAT WAS THAT GUY THINKING? HE DIDN'T BREAK FOR A MOMENT.
THAT GUY -- I'VE SPENT MORE HE DIDN'T BREAK FOR A MOMENT.
THAT GUY -- I'VE SPENT MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY, THAT GUY -- I'VE SPENT MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT THAT GUY, BECAUSE WHAT HAS HE SEEN? HE'S BEEN THROUGH SOME STUFF.
I HAD A BETTER CONVERSATION WITH I HAD A BETTER CONVERSATION WITH HIM WHILE I WAS SCRATCHING MY HIM WHILE I WAS SCRATCHING MY ASS THAN I'VE EVER HAD WITH HIM.
ASS THAN I'VE EVER HAD WITH HIM.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS SOMETHING.
THAT WAS SOMETHING.
IT WAS A GREAT TIME.
IT WAS A GREAT TIME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR JOINING THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR JOINING US ON THESE UN-AIRED CLIPS OF US ON THESE UN-AIRED CLIPS OF "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
" "IMPRACTICAL JOKERS.
" YES.
YES.
SO, SAY GOODNIGHT, SAL.
SO, SAY GOODNIGHT, SAL.
GOODNIGHT, SAL!