Impractical Jokers (2017) s04e24 Episode Script
100th Episode: Punishment Special
narrator: Coming up, what's got joe kidding around? [ laughter .]
Got joe kidding around? [ laughter .]
why is murr catching shade? where on your tongue is the Fun? [ laughter .]
And which losing joker will be Out of bounds in tonight's Punishment? [ laughter .]
prepare for something amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? Amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I will never forgive you! [ laughter .]
I will never forgive you! larry! I will never forgive you! larry! [ laughter .]
today we are in the park, and we're asking strangers if they'll watch our kid for a We're asking strangers if they'll watch our kid for a second.
They'll watch our kid for a second.
but we don't have a kid, so Second.
but we don't have a kid, so we got luke here to help us out.
and the weird reason we'll be Asking a stranger to watch luke Will be given to us by the other Guys.
if you can't get a stranger To watch him, you lose.
let's do this, bitches! [ laughter .]
it's my boy, luke.
congratulations on the Beautiful, little boy.
thanks.
We look alike.
I would not have seen that Coming from you.
I don't know what that means, Q.
he looks like a nice, Wholesome kid, and you're a Piece of human [bleep.]
[ laughter .]
okay, come here, luke.
Excuse me, miss.
This is my son luke.
Can you keep an eye for him for One second? I got to break up with his Mother.
I have to go -- [chuckles.]
I have to go break up with his Mother real quick.
She's just on the corner.
Oh, I'll be back in like a Minute.
I just -- 'cause his mother -- I got to go Break up with her real quick.
[ laughter .]
Well, you're not a stranger.
What's your name? Are you? You have a lovely child and another one on the way.
You're not crazy! Another one on the way.
You're not crazy! You're a mom! You're not crazy! You're a mom! Just for one second.
You're a mom! Just for one second.
I can't -- I can't -- no, no.
Just for one second.
I can't -- I can't -- no, no.
no, no, just -- I can't -- I can't -- no, no.
no, no, just -- don't force your kid on her.
no, no, just -- don't force your kid on her.
can you just hold on to this don't force your kid on her.
can you just hold on to this lovely lady for one second? can you just hold on to this lovely lady for one second? [ laughter .]
Lovely lady for one second? [ laughter .]
one second.
Hold on to -- [ laughter .]
one second.
Hold on to -- [ laughs .]
One second.
Hold on to -- [ laughs .]
just for one sec.
[ laughs .]
just for one sec.
Go, go, luke.
Go with her.
just for one sec.
Go, go, luke.
Go with her.
Go with her.
Go, go, luke.
Go with her.
Go with her.
she's running away.
Go with her.
she's running away.
she's a pregnant woman she's running away.
she's a pregnant woman running.
she's a pregnant woman running.
all right, luke, let's go Running.
all right, luke, let's go dump your mom.
all right, luke, let's go dump your mom.
Mary, come here! Dump your mom.
Mary, come here! [ laughter .]
Mary, come here! [ laughter .]
excuse me, guys.
[ laughter .]
excuse me, guys.
Can I bother you for one second? Excuse me, guys.
Can I bother you for one second? This is my son, luke.
Can I bother you for one second? This is my son, luke.
I have to run right there to the This is my son, luke.
I have to run right there to the corner for one second.
I have to run right there to the corner for one second.
I don't want anybody to take him Corner for one second.
I don't want anybody to take him or kidnap him or anything.
I don't want anybody to take him or kidnap him or anything.
I got to make it rain on dem Or kidnap him or anything.
I got to make it rain on dem hoes.
I got to make it rain on dem hoes.
[ laughs .]
I got to, uh Not to the bathroom.
Not to use the bathroom.
I have to go make it rain on Them hoes.
what?! [ laughter .]
I just got to quickly make it Rain on them hoes, and I'll be Right back, okay? Them hoes are right there.
[ laughter .]
Them hoes are right over there.
I just got to make it rain real Quick.
Okay, I'll be right there.
Luke, come here, buddy.
Come here, buddy.
Daddy's got to go make it rain On them hoes.
I'll be right back, okay? Don't talk to any strangers Other than these three Strangers.
Okay.
he's gone! [ laughter .]
he left.
[ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
I'm not gonna lose.
[ laughter .]
kids say the damnedest Things.
excuse me, ladies.
How are you? hi.
this is my son, luke.
I was wondering if you could do Me a huge favor and just watch Him for one second.
I got to take a puke.
I got to take a puke.
[ laughter .]
Just for one second.
I'll just go right here.
I just got to take a puke.
I don't want him to have to take A puke.
If I go take a puke with him, He's gonna have to take a puke.
[ laughter .]
Just like right over here so I'm Not right in the open, like Right here.
start puking in your mouth.
[ gags .]
all right, all right.
please.
Okay.
[ laughter .]
Thank you, dear.
Thank you.
[ loud mock vomiting .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ loud exaggerated vomiting .]
[ laughter .]
Come here, lukey.
Thank you, guys.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
ohh! all right.
sal took that puke.
yeah, he did.
I told you I was gonna win.
[ laughter .]
[ ding! .]
all right, pal, listen, now Don't be a little jerk, 'cause Nobody likes a little jerk kid.
[ chuckles .]
with no definition of what a Jerk kid is.
Just -- you know what a jerk kid is? You know what a jerk is, right? yeah.
You know what a jerk is, right? yeah.
you know, you're into comic yeah.
you know, you're into comic books, you have like long hair you know, you're into comic books, you have like long hair and sort of like you were Books, you have like long hair and sort of like you were homeless sometimes.
And sort of like you were homeless sometimes.
[ chuckles .]
Homeless sometimes.
[ chuckles .]
wait, what? [ chuckles .]
wait, what? you wear a hat all the time.
wait, what? you wear a hat all the time.
You always have your hat on.
you wear a hat all the time.
You always have your hat on.
Like, you know.
You always have your hat on.
Like, you know.
yeah.
Like, you know.
yeah.
that's a real jerk.
yeah.
that's a real jerk.
uh-huh.
that's a real jerk.
uh-huh.
[ laughter .]
uh-huh.
[ laughter .]
hey, guys.
[ laughter .]
hey, guys.
This is my son, luke.
hey, guys.
This is my son, luke.
I was asking, can you guys watch This is my son, luke.
I was asking, can you guys watch him for one second? I was asking, can you guys watch him for one second? I have to, uh Him for one second? I have to, uh he's too big to sneak into I have to, uh he's too big to sneak into the movies.
he's too big to sneak into the movies.
he's too big to sneak into The movies.
he's too big to sneak into the movies.
he's too big to sneak into the movies.
[ laughter .]
The movies.
[ laughter .]
I tried before, and they pinch [ laughter .]
I tried before, and they pinch me every time.
I tried before, and they pinch me every time.
I got to pay $8.
50.
Me every time.
I got to pay $8.
50.
He falls asleep halfway through.
I got to pay $8.
50.
He falls asleep halfway through.
He's always got to take a leak.
[ laughter .]
Two-and-a-half hours.
I'll meet you back here.
[ laughter .]
You want to go to the statue of Liberty, luke? You know what? I'll buy you a round of tours, 'cause I really want to see this movie.
Round of tours, 'cause I really want to see this movie.
why not just pay for the Want to see this movie.
why not just pay for the movie? why not just pay for the movie? I know it doesn't make sense.
Movie? I know it doesn't make sense.
Why wouldn't I just pay for the I know it doesn't make sense.
Why wouldn't I just pay for the $8.
50 for the movie, but it's Why wouldn't I just pay for the $8.
50 for the movie, but it's principle at this point.
$8.
50 for the movie, but it's principle at this point.
He's too big to sneak in.
Principle at this point.
He's too big to sneak in.
[ laughter .]
He's too big to sneak in.
[ laughter .]
no? No, then? [ laughter .]
no? No, then? All right, guys.
No? No, then? All right, guys.
Enjoy the statue.
All right, guys.
Enjoy the statue.
Luke, why weren't you cuter? Enjoy the statue.
Luke, why weren't you cuter? [ laughs .]
why weren't you cuter?! [ laughter .]
Hey, bud, quick question for You.
This is my boy, luke.
Say hello, luke.
hi.
hi.
Could you watch him real quick? I got to go raul ran his rotten, stinking Mouth again.
raul ran his rotten, stinking Mouth again, so I got to go Handle my business.
[ laughter .]
All right, cool, 'cause raul's Running his mouth.
He's all on it.
Well, no, you seem like a good Guy.
What's your name? curtis.
joe.
Yeah, you look great.
"yeah, you look great.
" you can give me five? no! He's gonna watch him! daddy's gonna go handle his business.
daddy's gonna go handle his business.
yeah.
Business.
yeah.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
"I don't know.
" where is joe? [ laughing .]
"I don't know.
" where is joe? [ laughter .]
where is joe? [ laughter .]
raul had backup.
[ laughter .]
raul had backup.
Raul -- raul had backup.
raul had backup.
Raul -- raul had backup.
Raul had backup.
Raul -- raul had backup.
Raul had backup.
[ laughter .]
Raul had backup.
[ laughter .]
[ ding! .]
luke, what's my name? No, "daddy.
" q, luke doesn't really look Like your son.
no.
luke is adorable.
we have someone who looks More like your son.
[ chuckles .]
okay.
here's alex.
Looks just like you a little Bit.
all right.
Alex.
come on, luke.
You're with me, bud.
he's wearing the q hat and Everything.
if I had a son, you're Exactly the type of son I would Want.
[ laughter .]
I think I want a son! all right, bud, there you go.
I think I want a son! all right, bud, there you go.
Let's get somebody to watch your all right, bud, there you go.
Let's get somebody to watch your boy.
Let's get somebody to watch your boy.
excuse me, ladies.
Boy.
excuse me, ladies.
This is a.
J.
He's my son.
excuse me, ladies.
This is a.
J.
He's my son.
I just need someone to watch This is a.
J.
He's my son.
I just need someone to watch him.
I just need someone to watch him.
I got to go throw his pet Him.
I got to go throw his pet hamster in the river.
I got to go throw his pet hamster in the river.
I got to throw his hamster, Hamster in the river.
I got to throw his hamster, jujubee, in the river.
I got to throw his hamster, jujubee, in the river.
[ laughter .]
Jujubee, in the river.
[ laughter .]
and I don't want him to see [ laughter .]
and I don't want him to see that, 'cause jujubee obviously And I don't want him to see that, 'cause jujubee obviously can't swim.
That, 'cause jujubee obviously can't swim.
That's the whole point of Can't swim.
That's the whole point of throwing him in the river.
So would you watch him while I Take care of that? Oh, you going by the river? Can I give you jujubee? [ laughter .]
jujubee lives another day! [ laughter .]
yay, jujubee! [ laughter .]
maybe this -- excuse me, Ma'am? Hi.
This is my son, a.
J.
I'm wondering if you can help us Out for a second.
Will you just watch him for one Quick second? he's been threatening to kill Me.
he's been threatening to kill Me.
[ laughter .]
And I just figured, like, if Somebody with positive, maybe Positive influence on him, would Stop that.
'cause look at him.
He's just looking at me with That hate in his eyes.
[ laughter .]
Sometimes I wake up like -- Watch.
Good morning! I want to kill you.
did you hear him?! [ laughter .]
What do you want for your Birthday? I want a gun.
[ laughter .]
he wants a gun.
I just -- [ laughter .]
So could you just watch him one Second? ohhh! I'm gonna go make a phone Call.
I'll be right back.
I want to kill you.
[ laughter .]
all right, so I'm just gonna Bring him home, then, all right, Honey? All right, thank you.
Thank you so much.
You got a message? What was the message? What did I tell you? What did I tell you? [ ding! .]
What did I tell you? [ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
[ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
narrator: Everyone found a [ laughter .]
narrator: Everyone found a sitter, so they've got the night narrator: Everyone found a sitter, so they've got the night off from the loser board.
Sitter, so they've got the night off from the loser board.
today we're at the grocery Off from the loser board.
today we're at the grocery store conducting taste tests.
today we're at the grocery store conducting taste tests.
we'll be giving away free Store conducting taste tests.
we'll be giving away free samples and then asking those we'll be giving away free samples and then asking those customers a few questions we've Samples and then asking those customers a few questions we've written for each other.
so we'll have absolutely no Idea what the questions are.
if you can't get through all Your questions, you lose.
Taste this.
ehh! Vegetable.
hello, sir.
Would you like a free sample? This is a new salsa and Bruschetta we're thinking of Carrying in the store.
We're doing some market research On them.
So, my questions are this -- First On a scale of 1 to 10, how much Of that taste was tested? [ laughter .]
well, technically, 100% of it Was tasted 'cause I actually Tested it myself.
oh, wow.
That's a good Answer.
okay, great.
Good, good, good.
Where -- [stifled chuckle.]
Where on your tongue is the fun? pardon me? did you see?! He took his glasses off! [ laughter .]
supposedly on the tip.
[ laughter .]
the next question is, um [ laughter .]
ask it! you wanna lick the finger? [ laughs .]
the finger? Let's specify which finger we're Talking about here.
My finger, your finger? the finger.
[ laughter .]
if it's your finger, then no.
If it's mine, even no.
so, across the board, you're Not licking any fingers.
I'm not licking fingers.
okay, great.
That's great.
[ laughter .]
Next question.
[ laughing .]
look at him.
I'd love to film you eat that Again.
When can we do this? well, you have a phone in Your pocket, so I'm sure we can Do this asap.
[ laughter .]
wow, this guy is the man! okay, I'm recording.
omm! [ laughter .]
Oh, my god.
That's so good.
yeah, keep going, keep going.
you like that? do you want to lick the Finger? different colors.
We're licking the finger with This in between.
Ahh! ohhh! take care.
yeah! [ ding! .]
All right! You got it! all right, here we go.
hi.
How are you? Gourmet chips.
We're doing a little research on It.
Would you say that you actually Buy salsa on your trip to the Market? You would buy something like That? Okay.
Which orifice did the product Affect the most? Which hole [ laughter .]
The mouth.
The mouth.
[ laughter .]
[ sighs .]
Do -- do you know you were Really cute when you ate that? [ laughter .]
Well, you were.
[ laughter .]
turn on the charm.
what's with mark since he Moved to boston? [ laughter .]
Nobody knows.
He's changed.
[ laughter .]
Do you think the best years of Your life are behind you? this is hard.
This is hard.
or right in front of your Stupid face? In front of your stupid face.
[ laughter .]
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Bye.
[ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
hey! What's going on? Yeah! You want some of them Samples and answer some quick Questions about it? All right, sweet.
How often a week would you say That you eat salsa? Never? Okay.
[ laughing .]
oh, man.
Do you have thick hair on your Feet? [ laughter .]
No thick hair on your feet.
this woman is just listening To their conversation.
what is her deal? she's waiting on a free Sample.
[ laughs .]
I can fit blank tomatoes in my Blank.
Juicy tomatoes.
ah! in your mouth.
ahh! uh, ohhh.
[ laughter .]
You know what a turkey baster Is? yeah.
oh, no! okay, so you know what a Turkey baster is? [ laughter .]
come on.
do you ever, uh [ laughter .]
look at her face! do you ever get freaky with a Turkey baster? [ laughter .]
Do you want to get freaky? You do? All right! ahhh! let me just give you this Number.
ohh! whoa, q, this isn't part of It! What are you doing?! Stop [bleep.]
talking to me, Lady.
I'm trying to [ laughter .]
You're looking for something to Do, break out the turkey Basters, we'll see what happens.
All right.
Thank you.
It was so nice meeting you.
[ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
ha! take this.
It's on the brach.
Kettle, you know? [ laughs .]
kettles? You know how you pay for stuff? Bring it to your mother.
It's on the brach.
Tell her.
Tell her it's on the brach.
Good kid.
Go make melons.
[ laughter .]
this is gatto speak.
Apparently the brach is the arm, So if something's on the arm, It's free.
where'd the melon go? You gave it to your mom? You got to say it's on the Brach.
[ whistles .]
on the brach.
[ laughter .]
We have two different types.
This is a house-made hummus or This is a tri-color mexican chip With house-made bruschetta.
[ laughs .]
if you don't mind, I just ask A couple of follow-up questions For you, too.
Uh, shut your mouth? [ laughter .]
did you just say shut your Mouth? no, it's the question.
It's a question.
"shut your mouth?" shut your mouth? "shut your mouth?" shut your mouth? what does that make you say? shut your mouth? what does that make you say? Does the food what does that make you say? Does the food [ laughter .]
Does the food [ laughter .]
does the food make you shut your [ laughter .]
does the food make you shut your mouth or open for more? Does the food make you shut your mouth or open for more? I guess that's what they're Mouth or open for more? I guess that's what they're going for.
I guess that's what they're going for.
oh.
Going for.
oh.
I guess open for more.
oh.
I guess open for more.
open for more.
Great.
I guess open for more.
open for more.
Great.
oh, no, no, actually, I don't open for more.
Great.
oh, no, no, actually, I don't like this hummus.
oh, no, no, actually, I don't like this hummus.
oh, okay, so it's then shut Like this hummus.
oh, okay, so it's then shut your mouth, yes.
oh, okay, so it's then shut your mouth, yes.
[ laughter .]
This one.
Have -- um.
Have you [ laughs .]
have you ever suffered from Post-fartum depression? [ laughter .]
post-fartum? I don't know what post-fartum Is.
sometimes when you fart real Good and then you're like "ah," Relieved it's over.
[ laughter .]
And then you're depressed 'cause You know it's gonna happen Again.
oh, that's true.
it's pfd, I guess it would Be, then.
Have you ever suffered from pfd? no.
no, never, never from the Post-fartum.
[ laughter .]
Okay, and then last one is, Uh -- we are all set, so thank You so much.
[ laughter .]
You have a great day.
Thank you.
you didn't want to find out Thank you.
you didn't want to find out if she was a good kisser? you didn't want to find out if she was a good kisser? hmm, I'm good.
If she was a good kisser? hmm, I'm good.
[ buzzer .]
hmm, I'm good.
[ buzzer .]
[ laughter .]
[ buzzer .]
[ laughter .]
narrator: Joe just kissed [ laughter .]
narrator: Joe just kissed this challenge goodbye, so he's narrator: Joe just kissed this challenge goodbye, so he's tonight's big loser.
This challenge goodbye, so he's tonight's big loser.
all right, we lucked out with Tonight's big loser.
all right, we lucked out with a joe loss.
all right, we lucked out with a joe loss.
And we're here at the park for A joe loss.
And we're here at the park for your punishment, which is a And we're here at the park for your punishment, which is a strippergram.
Your punishment, which is a strippergram.
in the park? Strippergram.
in the park? yeah, you are the stripper, in the park? yeah, you are the stripper, and all you got to do, buddy, is yeah, you are the stripper, and all you got to do, buddy, is go out there and dance for And all you got to do, buddy, is go out there and dance for strangers until you find the one Go out there and dance for strangers until you find the one that we bought you for.
Strangers until you find the one that we bought you for.
there are a lot of people in That we bought you for.
there are a lot of people in this park.
there are a lot of people in this park.
there are a lot of outfits This park.
there are a lot of outfits for you to try on.
there are a lot of outfits for you to try on.
[ laughter .]
For you to try on.
[ laughter .]
there's one person in this [ laughter .]
there's one person in this park joe has to strip for.
there's one person in this park joe has to strip for.
yeah.
Park joe has to strip for.
yeah.
so he's just gonna keep going yeah.
so he's just gonna keep going until he finds the right person.
so he's just gonna keep going until he finds the right person.
yes.
Until he finds the right person.
yes.
Here he goes.
yes.
Here he goes.
throwing out penalties.
Here he goes.
throwing out penalties.
[ whistle chirps .]
throwing out penalties.
[ whistle chirps .]
too much sexy.
[ whistle chirps .]
too much sexy.
[ laughter .]
Too much sexy.
[ laughter .]
huh? [ laughter .]
huh? [ whistle chirping .]
Huh? [ whistle chirping .]
oh, my god.
[ whistle chirping .]
oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
it's not you? no, it's not her, idiot.
enjoy your run.
back to the changing room.
enjoy your run.
back to the changing room.
[ laughter .]
back to the changing room.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
pizza guy's here.
oh, my god.
pizza guy's here.
[ laughter .]
pizza guy's here.
[ laughter .]
you guys order that? [ laughter .]
you guys order that? That's for you.
You guys order that? That's for you.
Huh? That's for you.
Huh? Who ordered it? Huh? Who ordered it? aah! [ laughs .]
Who ordered it? aah! [ laughs .]
oh, my god.
aah! [ laughs .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
no? None of you? [ laughter .]
no? None of you? None of you ordered it? no? None of you? None of you ordered it? wasn't it, buddy.
None of you ordered it? wasn't it, buddy.
get another outfit ready.
wasn't it, buddy.
get another outfit ready.
it ain't delivery.
get another outfit ready.
it ain't delivery.
It's digatto.
it ain't delivery.
It's digatto.
[ laughter .]
It's digatto.
[ laughter .]
what is this even -- what is [ laughter .]
what is this even -- what is this? What is this even -- what is this? [ laughter .]
This? [ laughter .]
look how short it is! [ laughter .]
look how short it is! I look like a peewee football look how short it is! I look like a peewee football player, got hit by a gamma ray, I look like a peewee football player, got hit by a gamma ray, and busted out of his clothes.
Player, got hit by a gamma ray, and busted out of his clothes.
[ laughter .]
And busted out of his clothes.
[ laughter .]
touchdown.
[ laughter .]
touchdown.
Whoo! Touchdown.
Whoo! [ laughter .]
Whoo! [ laughter .]
no.
Not them.
[ laughter .]
no.
Not them.
[ laughter .]
No.
Not them.
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
here he goes.
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
here he goes.
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
here he goes.
[ laughter .]
fumble.
[ laughter .]
fumble.
[ laughter .]
fumble.
[ laughter .]
ohh! [ laughter .]
ohh! got a little bit of helmet.
ohh! got a little bit of helmet.
[bleep.]
it's stuck.
got a little bit of helmet.
[bleep.]
it's stuck.
[ laughter .]
[bleep.]
it's stuck.
[ laughter .]
it's so tight! [ laughter .]
it's so tight! there he goes, trying to It's so tight! there he goes, trying to burst his butt up.
there he goes, trying to burst his butt up.
ahh! Burst his butt up.
ahh! [ laughter .]
did you order the Strippergram? Ohh! God! [ laughter .]
[bleep.]
me.
[ laughter .]
[bleep.]
me.
[ laughter .]
[bleep.]
me.
[ laughter .]
this body's under construction.
[ laughter .]
this body's under construction.
[ laughter .]
This body's under construction.
[ laughter .]
guys, I think I know who I'm [ laughter .]
guys, I think I know who I'm supposed to go to now.
Guys, I think I know who I'm supposed to go to now.
There's a whole crew over here, Supposed to go to now.
There's a whole crew over here, gentlemen.
There's a whole crew over here, gentlemen.
ohh.
Gentlemen.
ohh.
you think we gave you a clue, ohh.
you think we gave you a clue, huh? you think we gave you a clue, huh? what's up, fellas? Huh? what's up, fellas? [ laughter .]
what's up, fellas? [ laughter .]
they're gonna kill him.
[ laughter .]
they're gonna kill him.
They're gonna hit him over the they're gonna kill him.
They're gonna hit him over the head with a pipe wrench.
They're gonna hit him over the head with a pipe wrench.
you guys all right? Head with a pipe wrench.
you guys all right? here he goes.
you guys all right? here he goes.
There goes the hips.
here he goes.
There goes the hips.
don't work too hard.
There goes the hips.
don't work too hard.
You know what I'm saying? don't work too hard.
You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you got to let it work You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you got to let it work for yourself.
Sometimes you got to let it work for yourself.
Right, boys? For yourself.
Right, boys? You know what I'm talking about.
Right, boys? You know what I'm talking about.
[ laughter .]
Laying pipe, right? Yeah! [ laughter .]
is it you guys or no? [ laughter .]
is it you guys or no? No, it's not you.
Is it you guys or no? No, it's not you.
All right, well, son of a bitch.
No, it's not you.
All right, well, son of a bitch.
[ laughter .]
All right, well, son of a bitch.
[ laughter .]
this is your last chance, [ laughter .]
this is your last chance, buddy.
this is your last chance, buddy.
Officer sexy.
Buddy.
Officer sexy.
Got his nightstick! finally nice out, right? Yeah.
You're under arrest for too much sexy.
ohhh! Sexy.
ohhh! [ siren wails .]
ohhh! [ siren wails .]
yeah? Yeah? [ siren wails .]
yeah? Yeah? [ laughter .]
yeah? Yeah? [ laughter .]
again with the pants.
[ laughter .]
again with the pants.
yeah? again with the pants.
yeah? Back that up? yeah? Back that up? Yeah? There it is.
she slapped his ass! No? It's not -- it's not you? no, it's not her.
[ laughter .]
[ sighs .]
Guys.
[ laughter .]
It's nobody, right? it's nobody.
It's nobody.
you're stripping for no one, You idiot! why did it take me that many Outfits to figure it out that It's nobody in the park? it's us.
It's us.
it's you? Who am I humping? that's it.
I'm not sticking around.
I'm not sticking around for This.
is it you? I'm humping somebody.
I'm giving someone -- I'm stripping on somebody.
whoo! Whoo! [ laughs .]
Got joe kidding around? [ laughter .]
why is murr catching shade? where on your tongue is the Fun? [ laughter .]
And which losing joker will be Out of bounds in tonight's Punishment? [ laughter .]
prepare for something amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? Amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
hey, mustache, what's up? [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I want my mommy! [ laughter .]
I will never forgive you! [ laughter .]
I will never forgive you! larry! I will never forgive you! larry! [ laughter .]
today we are in the park, and we're asking strangers if they'll watch our kid for a We're asking strangers if they'll watch our kid for a second.
They'll watch our kid for a second.
but we don't have a kid, so Second.
but we don't have a kid, so we got luke here to help us out.
and the weird reason we'll be Asking a stranger to watch luke Will be given to us by the other Guys.
if you can't get a stranger To watch him, you lose.
let's do this, bitches! [ laughter .]
it's my boy, luke.
congratulations on the Beautiful, little boy.
thanks.
We look alike.
I would not have seen that Coming from you.
I don't know what that means, Q.
he looks like a nice, Wholesome kid, and you're a Piece of human [bleep.]
[ laughter .]
okay, come here, luke.
Excuse me, miss.
This is my son luke.
Can you keep an eye for him for One second? I got to break up with his Mother.
I have to go -- [chuckles.]
I have to go break up with his Mother real quick.
She's just on the corner.
Oh, I'll be back in like a Minute.
I just -- 'cause his mother -- I got to go Break up with her real quick.
[ laughter .]
Well, you're not a stranger.
What's your name? Are you? You have a lovely child and another one on the way.
You're not crazy! Another one on the way.
You're not crazy! You're a mom! You're not crazy! You're a mom! Just for one second.
You're a mom! Just for one second.
I can't -- I can't -- no, no.
Just for one second.
I can't -- I can't -- no, no.
no, no, just -- I can't -- I can't -- no, no.
no, no, just -- don't force your kid on her.
no, no, just -- don't force your kid on her.
can you just hold on to this don't force your kid on her.
can you just hold on to this lovely lady for one second? can you just hold on to this lovely lady for one second? [ laughter .]
Lovely lady for one second? [ laughter .]
one second.
Hold on to -- [ laughter .]
one second.
Hold on to -- [ laughs .]
One second.
Hold on to -- [ laughs .]
just for one sec.
[ laughs .]
just for one sec.
Go, go, luke.
Go with her.
just for one sec.
Go, go, luke.
Go with her.
Go with her.
Go, go, luke.
Go with her.
Go with her.
she's running away.
Go with her.
she's running away.
she's a pregnant woman she's running away.
she's a pregnant woman running.
she's a pregnant woman running.
all right, luke, let's go Running.
all right, luke, let's go dump your mom.
all right, luke, let's go dump your mom.
Mary, come here! Dump your mom.
Mary, come here! [ laughter .]
Mary, come here! [ laughter .]
excuse me, guys.
[ laughter .]
excuse me, guys.
Can I bother you for one second? Excuse me, guys.
Can I bother you for one second? This is my son, luke.
Can I bother you for one second? This is my son, luke.
I have to run right there to the This is my son, luke.
I have to run right there to the corner for one second.
I have to run right there to the corner for one second.
I don't want anybody to take him Corner for one second.
I don't want anybody to take him or kidnap him or anything.
I don't want anybody to take him or kidnap him or anything.
I got to make it rain on dem Or kidnap him or anything.
I got to make it rain on dem hoes.
I got to make it rain on dem hoes.
[ laughs .]
I got to, uh Not to the bathroom.
Not to use the bathroom.
I have to go make it rain on Them hoes.
what?! [ laughter .]
I just got to quickly make it Rain on them hoes, and I'll be Right back, okay? Them hoes are right there.
[ laughter .]
Them hoes are right over there.
I just got to make it rain real Quick.
Okay, I'll be right there.
Luke, come here, buddy.
Come here, buddy.
Daddy's got to go make it rain On them hoes.
I'll be right back, okay? Don't talk to any strangers Other than these three Strangers.
Okay.
he's gone! [ laughter .]
he left.
[ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
I'm not gonna lose.
[ laughter .]
kids say the damnedest Things.
excuse me, ladies.
How are you? hi.
this is my son, luke.
I was wondering if you could do Me a huge favor and just watch Him for one second.
I got to take a puke.
I got to take a puke.
[ laughter .]
Just for one second.
I'll just go right here.
I just got to take a puke.
I don't want him to have to take A puke.
If I go take a puke with him, He's gonna have to take a puke.
[ laughter .]
Just like right over here so I'm Not right in the open, like Right here.
start puking in your mouth.
[ gags .]
all right, all right.
please.
Okay.
[ laughter .]
Thank you, dear.
Thank you.
[ loud mock vomiting .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ loud exaggerated vomiting .]
[ laughter .]
Come here, lukey.
Thank you, guys.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
ohh! all right.
sal took that puke.
yeah, he did.
I told you I was gonna win.
[ laughter .]
[ ding! .]
all right, pal, listen, now Don't be a little jerk, 'cause Nobody likes a little jerk kid.
[ chuckles .]
with no definition of what a Jerk kid is.
Just -- you know what a jerk kid is? You know what a jerk is, right? yeah.
You know what a jerk is, right? yeah.
you know, you're into comic yeah.
you know, you're into comic books, you have like long hair you know, you're into comic books, you have like long hair and sort of like you were Books, you have like long hair and sort of like you were homeless sometimes.
And sort of like you were homeless sometimes.
[ chuckles .]
Homeless sometimes.
[ chuckles .]
wait, what? [ chuckles .]
wait, what? you wear a hat all the time.
wait, what? you wear a hat all the time.
You always have your hat on.
you wear a hat all the time.
You always have your hat on.
Like, you know.
You always have your hat on.
Like, you know.
yeah.
Like, you know.
yeah.
that's a real jerk.
yeah.
that's a real jerk.
uh-huh.
that's a real jerk.
uh-huh.
[ laughter .]
uh-huh.
[ laughter .]
hey, guys.
[ laughter .]
hey, guys.
This is my son, luke.
hey, guys.
This is my son, luke.
I was asking, can you guys watch This is my son, luke.
I was asking, can you guys watch him for one second? I was asking, can you guys watch him for one second? I have to, uh Him for one second? I have to, uh he's too big to sneak into I have to, uh he's too big to sneak into the movies.
he's too big to sneak into the movies.
he's too big to sneak into The movies.
he's too big to sneak into the movies.
he's too big to sneak into the movies.
[ laughter .]
The movies.
[ laughter .]
I tried before, and they pinch [ laughter .]
I tried before, and they pinch me every time.
I tried before, and they pinch me every time.
I got to pay $8.
50.
Me every time.
I got to pay $8.
50.
He falls asleep halfway through.
I got to pay $8.
50.
He falls asleep halfway through.
He's always got to take a leak.
[ laughter .]
Two-and-a-half hours.
I'll meet you back here.
[ laughter .]
You want to go to the statue of Liberty, luke? You know what? I'll buy you a round of tours, 'cause I really want to see this movie.
Round of tours, 'cause I really want to see this movie.
why not just pay for the Want to see this movie.
why not just pay for the movie? why not just pay for the movie? I know it doesn't make sense.
Movie? I know it doesn't make sense.
Why wouldn't I just pay for the I know it doesn't make sense.
Why wouldn't I just pay for the $8.
50 for the movie, but it's Why wouldn't I just pay for the $8.
50 for the movie, but it's principle at this point.
$8.
50 for the movie, but it's principle at this point.
He's too big to sneak in.
Principle at this point.
He's too big to sneak in.
[ laughter .]
He's too big to sneak in.
[ laughter .]
no? No, then? [ laughter .]
no? No, then? All right, guys.
No? No, then? All right, guys.
Enjoy the statue.
All right, guys.
Enjoy the statue.
Luke, why weren't you cuter? Enjoy the statue.
Luke, why weren't you cuter? [ laughs .]
why weren't you cuter?! [ laughter .]
Hey, bud, quick question for You.
This is my boy, luke.
Say hello, luke.
hi.
hi.
Could you watch him real quick? I got to go raul ran his rotten, stinking Mouth again.
raul ran his rotten, stinking Mouth again, so I got to go Handle my business.
[ laughter .]
All right, cool, 'cause raul's Running his mouth.
He's all on it.
Well, no, you seem like a good Guy.
What's your name? curtis.
joe.
Yeah, you look great.
"yeah, you look great.
" you can give me five? no! He's gonna watch him! daddy's gonna go handle his business.
daddy's gonna go handle his business.
yeah.
Business.
yeah.
[ laughter .]
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
"I don't know.
" where is joe? [ laughing .]
"I don't know.
" where is joe? [ laughter .]
where is joe? [ laughter .]
raul had backup.
[ laughter .]
raul had backup.
Raul -- raul had backup.
raul had backup.
Raul -- raul had backup.
Raul had backup.
Raul -- raul had backup.
Raul had backup.
[ laughter .]
Raul had backup.
[ laughter .]
[ ding! .]
luke, what's my name? No, "daddy.
" q, luke doesn't really look Like your son.
no.
luke is adorable.
we have someone who looks More like your son.
[ chuckles .]
okay.
here's alex.
Looks just like you a little Bit.
all right.
Alex.
come on, luke.
You're with me, bud.
he's wearing the q hat and Everything.
if I had a son, you're Exactly the type of son I would Want.
[ laughter .]
I think I want a son! all right, bud, there you go.
I think I want a son! all right, bud, there you go.
Let's get somebody to watch your all right, bud, there you go.
Let's get somebody to watch your boy.
Let's get somebody to watch your boy.
excuse me, ladies.
Boy.
excuse me, ladies.
This is a.
J.
He's my son.
excuse me, ladies.
This is a.
J.
He's my son.
I just need someone to watch This is a.
J.
He's my son.
I just need someone to watch him.
I just need someone to watch him.
I got to go throw his pet Him.
I got to go throw his pet hamster in the river.
I got to go throw his pet hamster in the river.
I got to throw his hamster, Hamster in the river.
I got to throw his hamster, jujubee, in the river.
I got to throw his hamster, jujubee, in the river.
[ laughter .]
Jujubee, in the river.
[ laughter .]
and I don't want him to see [ laughter .]
and I don't want him to see that, 'cause jujubee obviously And I don't want him to see that, 'cause jujubee obviously can't swim.
That, 'cause jujubee obviously can't swim.
That's the whole point of Can't swim.
That's the whole point of throwing him in the river.
So would you watch him while I Take care of that? Oh, you going by the river? Can I give you jujubee? [ laughter .]
jujubee lives another day! [ laughter .]
yay, jujubee! [ laughter .]
maybe this -- excuse me, Ma'am? Hi.
This is my son, a.
J.
I'm wondering if you can help us Out for a second.
Will you just watch him for one Quick second? he's been threatening to kill Me.
he's been threatening to kill Me.
[ laughter .]
And I just figured, like, if Somebody with positive, maybe Positive influence on him, would Stop that.
'cause look at him.
He's just looking at me with That hate in his eyes.
[ laughter .]
Sometimes I wake up like -- Watch.
Good morning! I want to kill you.
did you hear him?! [ laughter .]
What do you want for your Birthday? I want a gun.
[ laughter .]
he wants a gun.
I just -- [ laughter .]
So could you just watch him one Second? ohhh! I'm gonna go make a phone Call.
I'll be right back.
I want to kill you.
[ laughter .]
all right, so I'm just gonna Bring him home, then, all right, Honey? All right, thank you.
Thank you so much.
You got a message? What was the message? What did I tell you? What did I tell you? [ ding! .]
What did I tell you? [ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
[ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
narrator: Everyone found a [ laughter .]
narrator: Everyone found a sitter, so they've got the night narrator: Everyone found a sitter, so they've got the night off from the loser board.
Sitter, so they've got the night off from the loser board.
today we're at the grocery Off from the loser board.
today we're at the grocery store conducting taste tests.
today we're at the grocery store conducting taste tests.
we'll be giving away free Store conducting taste tests.
we'll be giving away free samples and then asking those we'll be giving away free samples and then asking those customers a few questions we've Samples and then asking those customers a few questions we've written for each other.
so we'll have absolutely no Idea what the questions are.
if you can't get through all Your questions, you lose.
Taste this.
ehh! Vegetable.
hello, sir.
Would you like a free sample? This is a new salsa and Bruschetta we're thinking of Carrying in the store.
We're doing some market research On them.
So, my questions are this -- First On a scale of 1 to 10, how much Of that taste was tested? [ laughter .]
well, technically, 100% of it Was tasted 'cause I actually Tested it myself.
oh, wow.
That's a good Answer.
okay, great.
Good, good, good.
Where -- [stifled chuckle.]
Where on your tongue is the fun? pardon me? did you see?! He took his glasses off! [ laughter .]
supposedly on the tip.
[ laughter .]
the next question is, um [ laughter .]
ask it! you wanna lick the finger? [ laughs .]
the finger? Let's specify which finger we're Talking about here.
My finger, your finger? the finger.
[ laughter .]
if it's your finger, then no.
If it's mine, even no.
so, across the board, you're Not licking any fingers.
I'm not licking fingers.
okay, great.
That's great.
[ laughter .]
Next question.
[ laughing .]
look at him.
I'd love to film you eat that Again.
When can we do this? well, you have a phone in Your pocket, so I'm sure we can Do this asap.
[ laughter .]
wow, this guy is the man! okay, I'm recording.
omm! [ laughter .]
Oh, my god.
That's so good.
yeah, keep going, keep going.
you like that? do you want to lick the Finger? different colors.
We're licking the finger with This in between.
Ahh! ohhh! take care.
yeah! [ ding! .]
All right! You got it! all right, here we go.
hi.
How are you? Gourmet chips.
We're doing a little research on It.
Would you say that you actually Buy salsa on your trip to the Market? You would buy something like That? Okay.
Which orifice did the product Affect the most? Which hole [ laughter .]
The mouth.
The mouth.
[ laughter .]
[ sighs .]
Do -- do you know you were Really cute when you ate that? [ laughter .]
Well, you were.
[ laughter .]
turn on the charm.
what's with mark since he Moved to boston? [ laughter .]
Nobody knows.
He's changed.
[ laughter .]
Do you think the best years of Your life are behind you? this is hard.
This is hard.
or right in front of your Stupid face? In front of your stupid face.
[ laughter .]
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Bye.
[ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
hey! What's going on? Yeah! You want some of them Samples and answer some quick Questions about it? All right, sweet.
How often a week would you say That you eat salsa? Never? Okay.
[ laughing .]
oh, man.
Do you have thick hair on your Feet? [ laughter .]
No thick hair on your feet.
this woman is just listening To their conversation.
what is her deal? she's waiting on a free Sample.
[ laughs .]
I can fit blank tomatoes in my Blank.
Juicy tomatoes.
ah! in your mouth.
ahh! uh, ohhh.
[ laughter .]
You know what a turkey baster Is? yeah.
oh, no! okay, so you know what a Turkey baster is? [ laughter .]
come on.
do you ever, uh [ laughter .]
look at her face! do you ever get freaky with a Turkey baster? [ laughter .]
Do you want to get freaky? You do? All right! ahhh! let me just give you this Number.
ohh! whoa, q, this isn't part of It! What are you doing?! Stop [bleep.]
talking to me, Lady.
I'm trying to [ laughter .]
You're looking for something to Do, break out the turkey Basters, we'll see what happens.
All right.
Thank you.
It was so nice meeting you.
[ ding! .]
[ laughter .]
ha! take this.
It's on the brach.
Kettle, you know? [ laughs .]
kettles? You know how you pay for stuff? Bring it to your mother.
It's on the brach.
Tell her.
Tell her it's on the brach.
Good kid.
Go make melons.
[ laughter .]
this is gatto speak.
Apparently the brach is the arm, So if something's on the arm, It's free.
where'd the melon go? You gave it to your mom? You got to say it's on the Brach.
[ whistles .]
on the brach.
[ laughter .]
We have two different types.
This is a house-made hummus or This is a tri-color mexican chip With house-made bruschetta.
[ laughs .]
if you don't mind, I just ask A couple of follow-up questions For you, too.
Uh, shut your mouth? [ laughter .]
did you just say shut your Mouth? no, it's the question.
It's a question.
"shut your mouth?" shut your mouth? "shut your mouth?" shut your mouth? what does that make you say? shut your mouth? what does that make you say? Does the food what does that make you say? Does the food [ laughter .]
Does the food [ laughter .]
does the food make you shut your [ laughter .]
does the food make you shut your mouth or open for more? Does the food make you shut your mouth or open for more? I guess that's what they're Mouth or open for more? I guess that's what they're going for.
I guess that's what they're going for.
oh.
Going for.
oh.
I guess open for more.
oh.
I guess open for more.
open for more.
Great.
I guess open for more.
open for more.
Great.
oh, no, no, actually, I don't open for more.
Great.
oh, no, no, actually, I don't like this hummus.
oh, no, no, actually, I don't like this hummus.
oh, okay, so it's then shut Like this hummus.
oh, okay, so it's then shut your mouth, yes.
oh, okay, so it's then shut your mouth, yes.
[ laughter .]
This one.
Have -- um.
Have you [ laughs .]
have you ever suffered from Post-fartum depression? [ laughter .]
post-fartum? I don't know what post-fartum Is.
sometimes when you fart real Good and then you're like "ah," Relieved it's over.
[ laughter .]
And then you're depressed 'cause You know it's gonna happen Again.
oh, that's true.
it's pfd, I guess it would Be, then.
Have you ever suffered from pfd? no.
no, never, never from the Post-fartum.
[ laughter .]
Okay, and then last one is, Uh -- we are all set, so thank You so much.
[ laughter .]
You have a great day.
Thank you.
you didn't want to find out Thank you.
you didn't want to find out if she was a good kisser? you didn't want to find out if she was a good kisser? hmm, I'm good.
If she was a good kisser? hmm, I'm good.
[ buzzer .]
hmm, I'm good.
[ buzzer .]
[ laughter .]
[ buzzer .]
[ laughter .]
narrator: Joe just kissed [ laughter .]
narrator: Joe just kissed this challenge goodbye, so he's narrator: Joe just kissed this challenge goodbye, so he's tonight's big loser.
This challenge goodbye, so he's tonight's big loser.
all right, we lucked out with Tonight's big loser.
all right, we lucked out with a joe loss.
all right, we lucked out with a joe loss.
And we're here at the park for A joe loss.
And we're here at the park for your punishment, which is a And we're here at the park for your punishment, which is a strippergram.
Your punishment, which is a strippergram.
in the park? Strippergram.
in the park? yeah, you are the stripper, in the park? yeah, you are the stripper, and all you got to do, buddy, is yeah, you are the stripper, and all you got to do, buddy, is go out there and dance for And all you got to do, buddy, is go out there and dance for strangers until you find the one Go out there and dance for strangers until you find the one that we bought you for.
Strangers until you find the one that we bought you for.
there are a lot of people in That we bought you for.
there are a lot of people in this park.
there are a lot of people in this park.
there are a lot of outfits This park.
there are a lot of outfits for you to try on.
there are a lot of outfits for you to try on.
[ laughter .]
For you to try on.
[ laughter .]
there's one person in this [ laughter .]
there's one person in this park joe has to strip for.
there's one person in this park joe has to strip for.
yeah.
Park joe has to strip for.
yeah.
so he's just gonna keep going yeah.
so he's just gonna keep going until he finds the right person.
so he's just gonna keep going until he finds the right person.
yes.
Until he finds the right person.
yes.
Here he goes.
yes.
Here he goes.
throwing out penalties.
Here he goes.
throwing out penalties.
[ whistle chirps .]
throwing out penalties.
[ whistle chirps .]
too much sexy.
[ whistle chirps .]
too much sexy.
[ laughter .]
Too much sexy.
[ laughter .]
huh? [ laughter .]
huh? [ whistle chirping .]
Huh? [ whistle chirping .]
oh, my god.
[ whistle chirping .]
oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
it's not you? no, it's not her, idiot.
enjoy your run.
back to the changing room.
enjoy your run.
back to the changing room.
[ laughter .]
back to the changing room.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
pizza guy's here.
oh, my god.
pizza guy's here.
[ laughter .]
pizza guy's here.
[ laughter .]
you guys order that? [ laughter .]
you guys order that? That's for you.
You guys order that? That's for you.
Huh? That's for you.
Huh? Who ordered it? Huh? Who ordered it? aah! [ laughs .]
Who ordered it? aah! [ laughs .]
oh, my god.
aah! [ laughs .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
oh, my god.
[ laughter .]
no? None of you? [ laughter .]
no? None of you? None of you ordered it? no? None of you? None of you ordered it? wasn't it, buddy.
None of you ordered it? wasn't it, buddy.
get another outfit ready.
wasn't it, buddy.
get another outfit ready.
it ain't delivery.
get another outfit ready.
it ain't delivery.
It's digatto.
it ain't delivery.
It's digatto.
[ laughter .]
It's digatto.
[ laughter .]
what is this even -- what is [ laughter .]
what is this even -- what is this? What is this even -- what is this? [ laughter .]
This? [ laughter .]
look how short it is! [ laughter .]
look how short it is! I look like a peewee football look how short it is! I look like a peewee football player, got hit by a gamma ray, I look like a peewee football player, got hit by a gamma ray, and busted out of his clothes.
Player, got hit by a gamma ray, and busted out of his clothes.
[ laughter .]
And busted out of his clothes.
[ laughter .]
touchdown.
[ laughter .]
touchdown.
Whoo! Touchdown.
Whoo! [ laughter .]
Whoo! [ laughter .]
no.
Not them.
[ laughter .]
no.
Not them.
[ laughter .]
No.
Not them.
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
here he goes.
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
here he goes.
[ laughter .]
[ laughing .]
here he goes.
[ laughter .]
fumble.
[ laughter .]
fumble.
[ laughter .]
fumble.
[ laughter .]
ohh! [ laughter .]
ohh! got a little bit of helmet.
ohh! got a little bit of helmet.
[bleep.]
it's stuck.
got a little bit of helmet.
[bleep.]
it's stuck.
[ laughter .]
[bleep.]
it's stuck.
[ laughter .]
it's so tight! [ laughter .]
it's so tight! there he goes, trying to It's so tight! there he goes, trying to burst his butt up.
there he goes, trying to burst his butt up.
ahh! Burst his butt up.
ahh! [ laughter .]
did you order the Strippergram? Ohh! God! [ laughter .]
[bleep.]
me.
[ laughter .]
[bleep.]
me.
[ laughter .]
[bleep.]
me.
[ laughter .]
this body's under construction.
[ laughter .]
this body's under construction.
[ laughter .]
This body's under construction.
[ laughter .]
guys, I think I know who I'm [ laughter .]
guys, I think I know who I'm supposed to go to now.
Guys, I think I know who I'm supposed to go to now.
There's a whole crew over here, Supposed to go to now.
There's a whole crew over here, gentlemen.
There's a whole crew over here, gentlemen.
ohh.
Gentlemen.
ohh.
you think we gave you a clue, ohh.
you think we gave you a clue, huh? you think we gave you a clue, huh? what's up, fellas? Huh? what's up, fellas? [ laughter .]
what's up, fellas? [ laughter .]
they're gonna kill him.
[ laughter .]
they're gonna kill him.
They're gonna hit him over the they're gonna kill him.
They're gonna hit him over the head with a pipe wrench.
They're gonna hit him over the head with a pipe wrench.
you guys all right? Head with a pipe wrench.
you guys all right? here he goes.
you guys all right? here he goes.
There goes the hips.
here he goes.
There goes the hips.
don't work too hard.
There goes the hips.
don't work too hard.
You know what I'm saying? don't work too hard.
You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you got to let it work You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you got to let it work for yourself.
Sometimes you got to let it work for yourself.
Right, boys? For yourself.
Right, boys? You know what I'm talking about.
Right, boys? You know what I'm talking about.
[ laughter .]
Laying pipe, right? Yeah! [ laughter .]
is it you guys or no? [ laughter .]
is it you guys or no? No, it's not you.
Is it you guys or no? No, it's not you.
All right, well, son of a bitch.
No, it's not you.
All right, well, son of a bitch.
[ laughter .]
All right, well, son of a bitch.
[ laughter .]
this is your last chance, [ laughter .]
this is your last chance, buddy.
this is your last chance, buddy.
Officer sexy.
Buddy.
Officer sexy.
Got his nightstick! finally nice out, right? Yeah.
You're under arrest for too much sexy.
ohhh! Sexy.
ohhh! [ siren wails .]
ohhh! [ siren wails .]
yeah? Yeah? [ siren wails .]
yeah? Yeah? [ laughter .]
yeah? Yeah? [ laughter .]
again with the pants.
[ laughter .]
again with the pants.
yeah? again with the pants.
yeah? Back that up? yeah? Back that up? Yeah? There it is.
she slapped his ass! No? It's not -- it's not you? no, it's not her.
[ laughter .]
[ sighs .]
Guys.
[ laughter .]
It's nobody, right? it's nobody.
It's nobody.
you're stripping for no one, You idiot! why did it take me that many Outfits to figure it out that It's nobody in the park? it's us.
It's us.
it's you? Who am I humping? that's it.
I'm not sticking around.
I'm not sticking around for This.
is it you? I'm humping somebody.
I'm giving someone -- I'm stripping on somebody.
whoo! Whoo! [ laughs .]