Infinity Train (2019) s02e04 Episode Script
The Toad Car
Step away from that criminal! Criminal? We got to leave! Unh! Unh! Whoa! Whoa! Ah.
Unh! Huh? Uhhh! Ugh.
Come on! Don't litter, MT! We're already criminals! Run! Unh! There's no escape, sliver! What? MT, what is going on? Later! Ah! Open the door! Open the door! Ugh, come on.
You're making a big mistake, son! You're harboring a criminal reflection! Wait.
Are you the criminal? No! I-I mean, it's complicated! I know you can hear me in there, sliver.
Ah! Hey.
You okay in there, son? What's your name? Mnh-mnh.
Jesse.
Ugh.
Nice to meet you, Jesse! I'm Sieve.
I'm a Mirror Officer of the Peace.
Jesse, do you know who she is? Ugh! Oof! She's a dangerous extremist from our Mirror World.
She'll say anything to get what she wants.
She did it to her Prime, and she'll do it to you, too.
Her Prime? Aw, boy.
She hasn't told you anything, has she? Ignore them.
Why? They've told me more about you than you have! I don't owe you an explanation.
Oh, really? Where did you get that? Does it matter? It's you.
You're a criminal! Well, you're an idiot! Yeah, I am, for trusting you! I'm going back to the station for The Lawbreaker.
Mm-hmm.
You're lucky you ran into me! Yeah, bad lucky! Please don't kick me.
Why would we kick you? Well, ma'am, the only way to open the doors and get out of this here car is if'n you kick me.
But please don't kick me.
Sorry, but if it's the only way Ugh! Oh! You would.
What's that supposed to mean? Kicking a defenseless frog? Uh, toad.
Sorry.
Kicking a defenseless toad? A-thank you very much.
That proves you're a criminal.
I am not a criminal.
Oh me, oh my! All this anger and arguin'.
I know where this leads to kickin' poor ol' chub-a-lubby me! Fine! You don't want me to kick him? Then I won't.
Oh, thank my lucky warts.
You can do it because all you've done is hold us back.
That's not true.
I got us out of that Map Car! Yeah, and how long did that take? Do you even want to get off this train? Yes, of course, I do! Then kick the toad! Oh, no, back to this again.
Oh, oh, please don't kick me! Uh, I'm sorry.
Huh? Uh.
Huh.
Wait a minute.
Just do it already! Get it over with! Waiting's the hardest part.
Ithink you have to do it.
Mnh-mnh.
Your number was changing.
Clearly, it's a passenger thing.
Y'all need anything? Maybe some cookies and warm pond water? Uh, no thanks.
Okay, good.
I-I ran out years ago.
Makes hosting folks quite difficult.
Hmm.
No, that looks stupid.
Ugh.
Record it! Jesse, record it! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! I-I don't know.
If I do it, can I hang out with you? - Hey, be a man.
- Yeah, come on.
Make him do it, Jesse! Yeah, it's fine, just do it already, Nate! If you don't do it, you can't be a man! O-Okay.
Can we do it on the count of three? I just don't want to fall.
Yeah.
One Aah! Two, three.
Aaah! Oh! Epic fail! It It really hurts.
"It weally hurts.
" You failed! Ah! Jesse, tell him he failed! Nate, you failed the man test! Jesse Is he crying? You better not tell Mom! Did you get all that? It was epic! Your brother beefed it.
What you watching? Nothing.
Didn't sound like nothing.
Hey, Jesse, you there? Y-Yeah, I'm here.
That's great.
I'm so glad you're safe.
You are? We're not the bad guys, son.
Look around.
You're the hostage.
We're trying to save you.
Now, was that a phone I heard? Y-Yeah.
Hmm, why isn't it reflective? It's really dark in here right now.
Got you.
Well, you can really help us out here, Jesse.
All you have do is leave that phone out till morning, so we can pop through the screen reflection and arrest MT for her crimes.
Now, I know it's hard, but she broke the law.
Hmm.
You won't hurt her, will you? If she means that much to you, Jesse, I suppose we can make an exception.
Ah! No! Jesse, what's happening in there? Nice try! The phone's gone, Flec! Ah! Move.
Now, we're gonna do it my way.
How could you do that? I wasn't gonna let them in! Why should I trust somebody who sells out his own brother? What? No, I-I didn't It's more complicated than that.
My friends, it w-was their idea.
I just thought it would be funny, I But I didn't mean to hurt Nate.
Yeah, well, ugh, he's probably fine.
I wouldn't know.
I didn't get to talk to him before here.
Your friends are bad.
You you know that, right? Maybe.
Ugh! I probably should've told you what was going on earlier.
It's true what those Flecs said.
Technically, I am a "criminal," but I didn't do anything wrong.
So you are a reflection? Who are you a reflection of? Remember that friend I told you about Tulip? I used to reflect her, but I wanted to live my own life, make my own memories, but that's against Mirror Law, and those Flecs have been chasing me ever since.
So your name, MT, does it stand for Mirror Tulip? It's not my name.
I'm just letting you call me that.
Sorry for breaking and spray-painting your phone.
It's just the Flecs can show up in any reflection.
I'm never safe.
But your body is reflective.
Can't they jump out of you? Ow! People can't jump out of people.
Come on.
That's stupid.
Oh, yeah.
That's stupid, But the rest of it is normal.
Sorry, Jesse.
Should've helped us when you had the chance! We got to get you out of here, MT! Kick me! Please, kick me! Wait, now you want to get kicked! If all my time in this car has taught me one thing, the toad always gets kicked.
It's the only truth I know.
Kick me! Kick me straight in the Gracelands! But your number will go up! Who cares? We got to go! Let's just do it together! One, two Well, now, don't get too excited, now.
It's it's still my body we're injuring.
Aah! Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Ah! Ugh! Huh? Whoa, baby.
Can't kick what isn't there! Gah! This isn't over, sliver! I won't stop until until We'll get her, buddy.
Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! Huh? Thank you kindly for saving me from an existentially nightmarish existence.
I won't soon forget it.
Good-byeeeee.
Uh Huh.
Jesse, your hand.
Wow, down to 14! Thank you.
Nah, huh, uh
Unh! Huh? Uhhh! Ugh.
Come on! Don't litter, MT! We're already criminals! Run! Unh! There's no escape, sliver! What? MT, what is going on? Later! Ah! Open the door! Open the door! Ugh, come on.
You're making a big mistake, son! You're harboring a criminal reflection! Wait.
Are you the criminal? No! I-I mean, it's complicated! I know you can hear me in there, sliver.
Ah! Hey.
You okay in there, son? What's your name? Mnh-mnh.
Jesse.
Ugh.
Nice to meet you, Jesse! I'm Sieve.
I'm a Mirror Officer of the Peace.
Jesse, do you know who she is? Ugh! Oof! She's a dangerous extremist from our Mirror World.
She'll say anything to get what she wants.
She did it to her Prime, and she'll do it to you, too.
Her Prime? Aw, boy.
She hasn't told you anything, has she? Ignore them.
Why? They've told me more about you than you have! I don't owe you an explanation.
Oh, really? Where did you get that? Does it matter? It's you.
You're a criminal! Well, you're an idiot! Yeah, I am, for trusting you! I'm going back to the station for The Lawbreaker.
Mm-hmm.
You're lucky you ran into me! Yeah, bad lucky! Please don't kick me.
Why would we kick you? Well, ma'am, the only way to open the doors and get out of this here car is if'n you kick me.
But please don't kick me.
Sorry, but if it's the only way Ugh! Oh! You would.
What's that supposed to mean? Kicking a defenseless frog? Uh, toad.
Sorry.
Kicking a defenseless toad? A-thank you very much.
That proves you're a criminal.
I am not a criminal.
Oh me, oh my! All this anger and arguin'.
I know where this leads to kickin' poor ol' chub-a-lubby me! Fine! You don't want me to kick him? Then I won't.
Oh, thank my lucky warts.
You can do it because all you've done is hold us back.
That's not true.
I got us out of that Map Car! Yeah, and how long did that take? Do you even want to get off this train? Yes, of course, I do! Then kick the toad! Oh, no, back to this again.
Oh, oh, please don't kick me! Uh, I'm sorry.
Huh? Uh.
Huh.
Wait a minute.
Just do it already! Get it over with! Waiting's the hardest part.
Ithink you have to do it.
Mnh-mnh.
Your number was changing.
Clearly, it's a passenger thing.
Y'all need anything? Maybe some cookies and warm pond water? Uh, no thanks.
Okay, good.
I-I ran out years ago.
Makes hosting folks quite difficult.
Hmm.
No, that looks stupid.
Ugh.
Record it! Jesse, record it! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! Man test! I-I don't know.
If I do it, can I hang out with you? - Hey, be a man.
- Yeah, come on.
Make him do it, Jesse! Yeah, it's fine, just do it already, Nate! If you don't do it, you can't be a man! O-Okay.
Can we do it on the count of three? I just don't want to fall.
Yeah.
One Aah! Two, three.
Aaah! Oh! Epic fail! It It really hurts.
"It weally hurts.
" You failed! Ah! Jesse, tell him he failed! Nate, you failed the man test! Jesse Is he crying? You better not tell Mom! Did you get all that? It was epic! Your brother beefed it.
What you watching? Nothing.
Didn't sound like nothing.
Hey, Jesse, you there? Y-Yeah, I'm here.
That's great.
I'm so glad you're safe.
You are? We're not the bad guys, son.
Look around.
You're the hostage.
We're trying to save you.
Now, was that a phone I heard? Y-Yeah.
Hmm, why isn't it reflective? It's really dark in here right now.
Got you.
Well, you can really help us out here, Jesse.
All you have do is leave that phone out till morning, so we can pop through the screen reflection and arrest MT for her crimes.
Now, I know it's hard, but she broke the law.
Hmm.
You won't hurt her, will you? If she means that much to you, Jesse, I suppose we can make an exception.
Ah! No! Jesse, what's happening in there? Nice try! The phone's gone, Flec! Ah! Move.
Now, we're gonna do it my way.
How could you do that? I wasn't gonna let them in! Why should I trust somebody who sells out his own brother? What? No, I-I didn't It's more complicated than that.
My friends, it w-was their idea.
I just thought it would be funny, I But I didn't mean to hurt Nate.
Yeah, well, ugh, he's probably fine.
I wouldn't know.
I didn't get to talk to him before here.
Your friends are bad.
You you know that, right? Maybe.
Ugh! I probably should've told you what was going on earlier.
It's true what those Flecs said.
Technically, I am a "criminal," but I didn't do anything wrong.
So you are a reflection? Who are you a reflection of? Remember that friend I told you about Tulip? I used to reflect her, but I wanted to live my own life, make my own memories, but that's against Mirror Law, and those Flecs have been chasing me ever since.
So your name, MT, does it stand for Mirror Tulip? It's not my name.
I'm just letting you call me that.
Sorry for breaking and spray-painting your phone.
It's just the Flecs can show up in any reflection.
I'm never safe.
But your body is reflective.
Can't they jump out of you? Ow! People can't jump out of people.
Come on.
That's stupid.
Oh, yeah.
That's stupid, But the rest of it is normal.
Sorry, Jesse.
Should've helped us when you had the chance! We got to get you out of here, MT! Kick me! Please, kick me! Wait, now you want to get kicked! If all my time in this car has taught me one thing, the toad always gets kicked.
It's the only truth I know.
Kick me! Kick me straight in the Gracelands! But your number will go up! Who cares? We got to go! Let's just do it together! One, two Well, now, don't get too excited, now.
It's it's still my body we're injuring.
Aah! Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Ah! Ugh! Huh? Whoa, baby.
Can't kick what isn't there! Gah! This isn't over, sliver! I won't stop until until We'll get her, buddy.
Yeah! Whoo! Yeah! Huh? Thank you kindly for saving me from an existentially nightmarish existence.
I won't soon forget it.
Good-byeeeee.
Uh Huh.
Jesse, your hand.
Wow, down to 14! Thank you.
Nah, huh, uh