Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e21 Episode Script

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
EXCELLENT, CAPEMAN.
NOW WHY DON'T YOU
TRY IT ON THE TARGET?
THIS GADZOOKA IS ONE OF
YOUR GREATEST GADGETS,
GREAT INSPECTOR.
THE SECRET IS IN
THE ACID SOUR CREAM,
MY BOY.
TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.
(YELPS)
MEOW!!
(LAUGHS)
JUST A FEW ADJUSTMENTS
AND NO MAD WEAPON
WILL WITHSTAND MY
AMAZING NEW GADZOOKA.
(GRUMBLE)
THAT'S IT, MADCAT.
THE LEGENDARY RED ROSE.
THE INVINCIBLE WEAPON.
AND THE MAN WHO
INVENTED IT IS SPUDS MALONE.
MADCAT, GET ME LES RENOWN.
(PHONE RINGING)
OLD BAD GUYS' AND GALS'
RETIREMENT HOME.
LES RENOWN HERE.
WHO'S SPEAKING?
IT'S ME, DR. CLAW.
I NEED SPUDS MALONE AND
HIS RED ROSE TO GET GADGET.
OH, I THINK DR. CLAW WOULD BE
THE BEST MAN YOU COULD GET.
ESPECIALLY AGAINST GADGET.
I AM DR. CLAW!
I WANT SPUDS NOW!
HOW ABOUT SPUDS
MALONE INSTEAD?
(SCREAM) (YELLING)
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
I WANT HIM TO GET THE RED
ROSE AND TO ELIMINATE GADGET!
MEAAAAOW!
THEY'LL LOVE THESE!
GREAT SURPRISE FOR DINNER.
POTATOES!
NO WAY!
NO MORE POTATOES!
WHO CAN EAT ONLY
POTATOES EVERY DAY!
SPUDS!
I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU.
I'VE GOT A JOB.
I'M THE CHEF HERE.
DR. CLAW WANTS YOU TO BRING
RED ROSE OUT OF RETIREMENT AND
USE IT TO DO AWAY
WITH INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'M THROUGH WITH
THE BUSINESS, LES.
THESE PEOPLE LOVE ME!
AND I'VE NOTHING
AGAINST GADGET.
AH, YES, YOU DO.
GADGET WAS THE ONLY WITNESS
AT THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY
MASSACRE.
IF YOU DON'T GE
HIM, HE'LL GET YOU!
(SHOUTING)
SPUDS:
GADGET! THE BABY!
GADGET:
WOWSERS!
OKAY, TELL DR.
CLAW I'M ON THE JOB.
SPLENDID.
NOW GO GET RED ROSE!
RED ROSE!
NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT?
HAVEN'T USED IT IN 50 YEARS.
TATER!
GET ME FINGERS!
WILL THESE DO, BOSS?
NOT THOSE FINGERS, IDIOT!
FINGERS!
THE BEST SAFE
OPENER OF THE UNIVERSE!
HERE'S FINGERS, BOSS!
HOW ARE THE FINGERS, FINGERS?
THEY CALL ME
KNUCKLES, NOW, BOSS.
YOU GOT A JOB FOR THE PRO?
WE HAVE TO FIND RED ROSE.
WE'RE GONNA TO
TAKE OUT GADGET.
I M READY ANY TIME!
I CAN OPEN WHATEVER YOU WANT!
YOU'RE GETTING BETTER
WITH EACH SHOT, CAPEMAN.
NOW JUST HOLD IT STEADY.
(RINGING) I'M GETTING
A RINGING IN MY EARS.
IT MUST BE FROM THE GADZOOKA.
I THINK THAT'S THE TOP
SECRET GADGET PHONE,
UNCLE GADGET.
PRECISELY, PENNY.
INSPECTOR GADGET, HERE.
YES, CHIEF I'll BE RIGHT THERE.
HOLD YOUR FIRE, CAPEMAN!
CHIEF?
ARE YOU IN THERE?
BUT WHY ARE YOU IN THE TARGET?
I FIGURED THIS WAS
THE SAFEST PLACE,
GADGET.
HERE'S YOUR ASSIGNMENT.
SPUDS MALONE, PUBLIC
EX-ENEMY NUMBER ONE,
IS OUT OF RETIREMENT.
PLANS TO UNLEASH THE RED ROSE,
HIS FAMOUS SECRET WEAPON.
RED ROSE STILL CONSIDERED
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
SUSPECT MAD INVOLVEMENT.
ELIMINATE RED ROSE, CAUTION:
THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF
DESTRUCT.
TAKE THIS CARD, GADGET.
THIS IS WHERE TO
FIND SPUDS MALONE.
THANK YOU CHIEF
BUT DON'T WORRY, CHIEF!
CAPEMAN AND I WILL
PUT OUT THE FIRE!
FIRE?
IT NEEDS CHIVE, GADGET.
LET'S SEE THIS
CARD THAT THE CHIEF GAVE ME.
SPUDS MALONE.
RESIDENCE: THE OLD BAD GUYS
AND GALS RETIREMENT HOME.
GO, GO GADGETMOBILE.
IF GADGET LOOKS FOR ME
HE'LL GET A LITTLE WELCOME,
HEE, HEE.
NOW, LET'S GET RED ROSE.
EXCUSE ME, KIND
POTATO-FACED PERSON.
WHERE CAN I FIND THE
NOTORIOUS SPUDS MALONE?
HE'S IN THE KITCHEN.
DON'T BOTHER TO KNOCK.
THANK YOU.
GO ABOUT YOUR
BUSINESS, GOOD CITIZEN.
QUICK, BRAIN!
THE KITCHEN!
THERE'S SOMETHING
SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THOSE MEN!
MAYBE I CAN GET SOME
INFORMATION ON THEM WITH MY
COMPUTER BOOK.
GO, GO GADGET NECK!!
WHERE'S THE KITCHEN?
UM, OH, THERE!
I'M FLYING!
WHEN I YELL "SPUDS", YOU FIRE.
YES, OH GREAT INSPECTOR.
(GASP!)
GIVE YOURSELF UP IN THERE!
INSPECTOR GADGET IS COMING IN!
(YELPS)
WOWSERS! LOOK A
ALL THESE SPUDS!
HE SAID SPUDS!
(PANT) ARE YOU
ALRIGHT, INSPECTOR?
NICE SHOT, CAPEMAN!
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
SPUDS HAS FLOWN THE COOP!
LET'S GO!
(GROANS)
HURRY, BRAIN! FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET!
RIBBLE ROW!
HMMM.
I THINK THERE'S A CLUE TO
FINDING THE RED ROSE HERE
SOMEWHERE.
WHERE ARE WE GOING, BOSS?
MAKE A LEFT HERE.
WE'RE GOING TO THE OLD
NEIGHBORHOOD - HECK'S KITCHEN.
RED ROSE IS PROBABLY THERE.
ACCORDING TO MY FILES, SPUDS
MALONE WAS RAISED AROUND HERE
MANY, MANY YEARS AGO!
GREAT THINKING, INSPECTOR.
HE IS MAYBE STILL
THERE, WAITING!
I AWAIT YOUR
COMMAND, GREAT INSPECTOR.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO
MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD?
THEY TURNED MY SLUM INTO
A CONDOMINIUM. (SOBS)
THERE, THERE BOSS.
MAYBE IT'S AT YOUR
OLD REFORM SCHOOL.
LET'S GET OVER THERE!
EXCUSE ME, KIND
OLD POTATO-FACED MAN.
IS THIS SPUDS
MALONE'S OLD NEIGHBORHOOD?
RIGHT OVER THERE!
THANK YOU MY GOOD MAN.
A BUILDING
COVERED WITH RED ROSES,
NO DOUBT, IT IS HERE!
FIRE AT WILL, CAPEMAN!
AYE, AYE YOUR GREATNESS!
ROW!
LOOK, GREAT INSPECTOR!
THAT ROSE BUSH
IS GETTING AWAY!
WE WON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
WOW!
YOU'RE NEVER GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS,
BOSS, BUT WE'RE BEING
FOLLOWED BY A ROSE BUSH!
I KNEW YOU
WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT!
SPUDS:
STOP HERE, FINGERS.
FINGERS:
THAT'S KNUCKLES, BOSS!
MY OLD REFORM
SCHOOL IS RIGHT HERE.
WHAT?!
THEY BUILT A ROSE GARDEN WHERE
MY REFORM SCHOOL USED TO BE.
AIN'T NOTHIN' SACRED?
FOOLS! GADGET'S
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
ELIMINATE HIM NOW!
QUICK!
THE MANHOLE COVER!
THESE POTATO GRENADES
SHOULD DO THE TRICK!
ROW!
THERE'S THA
SUSPICIOUS ROSE BUSH!
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
COME OUT, SPUDS!
OR I'll BLOW THE PLACE SKYHIGH!
R-YIKES!
WOW!
INSPECTOR! I'M FLYING!
WOWSERS!
GO, GO GADGET COPTER!
I'M FLYING!
DON'T WORRY, INSPECTOR!
I'll GET US DOWN SAFELY.
YOU THERE, IN THE SHABBY
DOG OUTFIT WITH THE ROSES!
HALT!
ROW!
YOU THERE, I SAID HALT!
THE SKID ROW WHERE I
OPENED MY FIRST SPEAKEASY!
DON'T WASTE YOUR
AMMUNITION, CAPEMAN.
I THINK THAT ROSE BUSH
IS STILL FOLLOWING US!
OPEN THE WATER MAIN, FINGERS.
THAT SHOULD THROW
IT OFF OUR TRAIL!
THAT'S KNUCKLES.
AND I DON'T HAVE THE KEY!
HURRY!
GO, GO GADGET LASSO NECKTIE!
ROW!
WOW! INSPECTOR, IT'S A FLOOD!!
WOWSERS! GO, GO
GADGET WATER SKIS!
THIS IS ALMOST AS
MUCH FUN AS FLYING!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY
BEAUTIFUL SKID ROW?
(SOBS)
THERE, THERE, BOSS.
LET'S GO LOOK FOR RED ROSE.
COME ON, FINGERS.
THAT'S KNUCKLES.
WOW.
WHEE! I'M FLYING AGAIN! HOLD
STILL!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
OH! OH!
PENNY:
WHAT'S HAPPENING, BRAIN?
ROWBLE ROW A RAR RAR!
I THINK I'M ON
RED ROSE'S TRACK.
AND SPEAKING OF ROSES, BRAIN,
I THINK YOU SHOULD GET RID OF
YOURS!
RUH-ROH!
WAIT! YOU!
I'M NOT GONNA
LET YOU GET AWAY!!
GADGET: STEP ASIDE FOLKS,
OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS.
WHAT A GREA
DISGUISE, INSPECTOR!
AFTER YOU.
WHERE'S MY SPEAKEASY?
WHERE ARE MY BUMS?
WHERE'S MY RED ROSE, FINGERS?
THAT'S KNUCKLES!
AND I DON'T HAVE THE
KEY TO THAT EITHER.
KEEP YOUR EYES
OPEN FOR RED ROSE,
CAPEMAN!
CAPEMAN:
THERE IT IS.
YOU THERE WITH
THE FLOWER CART!
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
LOOK OUT, BOSS!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
STOP, I SAY!
STOP!
ROW!
WHOA!
GET THIS THING OFFA ME!
I DON'T HAVE THEY KEY!
I JUST REMEMBERED
WHERE I PUT RED ROSE!
FINGERS, GET IN
THE TRUCK AND DRIVE.
ROW!
R-OW-OW!!
INSPECTOR, IT'S THA
SUSPICIOUS SUSPECT!
WHAT?
COME BACK HERE!
WOW!
YOU HAVE THE RIGH
TO REMAIN SILENT.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN
GADGET IS ALIVE!
YOU OLD FOLKS!!
STOP THE TRUCK!!
ROW!
BUT I REMEMBER WHERE
I LEFT THE RED ROSE!
GET GADGET FIRST!
RIGHT AWAY, DR. CLAW
BON APPETIT, GADGET.
R-YIKES!
CAPEMAN: EVERYTHING YOU SAY
CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU.
WOWSERS!
GO, GO GADGET LEGS!
YOU THERE IN THE TRUCK!
BE MORE CAREFUL!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
R-OW!
HEY, TAXI!
FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!
RRRRR?
OKAY, BRAIN, I UNDERSTAND.
I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE HEADING.
I FOUND RED ROSE.
AND I KNOW HOW IT WORKS: I
ROTTENS POTATOES WHICH CREATE
AN AWFUL SMELLING GAS.
I I HOPE I HAVE TIME TO
MAKE A FEW ADJUSTMENTS.
WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED, BOSS!
SHOULD I UNLOAD THE
REST OF THE POTATOES?
NO, WE'LL NEED
THEM FOR RED ROSE!
HEY YOU IN THE
TRUCK, I SAID STOP!
BOY, THEY'LL BE SURPRISED IF
THIS REMOTE CONTROL WORKS!
KEEP GOING STRAIGHT!
THERE!
I FINISHED JUST IN TIME!
I'D BETTER CALL CHIEF QUIMBY.
WOWSERS!
UHOHHHHHH!
HUIIIIEEE!!
UNLOAD ALL THE POTATOES.
RGLE! RUMPH! RRGR!
WHAT DID YOU SAY, RENOWN?
IT'S GONNA BE
EXPENSIVE TO FIX THAT GATE!
CHARGE IT TO MAD!
(ANGRILY) RGLE MMPHL RRRGR!
ANOTHER GREA
DISGUISE, YOUR GREATNESS!
FOLLOW ME, CAPEMAN!
WE TRIED SO HARD TO FIND YOU!
DR. CLAW, RED ROSE
IS READY FOR ACTION.
SPLENDID!
TAKE HER DOWN, MADCAT.
R-ULP!
READY, AIM, FIRE!
STRANGE ODOR,
ISN'T IT, CAPEMAN?
STRANGE INDEED,
GREAT INSPECTOR.
IT'S NOT JAMMING RED ROSE!
I'VE GOT TO TRY AGAIN!
HURRY, CHIEF QUIMBY!
HOLD YOUR FIRE.
WE DON'T WANT TO HIT THAT NICE
LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE CART!
A CARTFUL OF RED ROSES!
THAT MUST BE SPUDS MALONE!
R-YIKES!
RESUME FIRINGl
THIS HAS GOT TO WORK!
I THINK IT'S JAMMING, BOSS!
DR. CLAW:
ROTTEN POTATOES!
MY RED ROSE!
MY RED ROSE!
I SHOULD HAVE KEP
YOU AS A POTATO PEELER!
WELL, GADGET!
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
I DON ' T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT!
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE I
WITHOUT CAPEMAN AND MY
GADZOOKA.
IT LOOKS LIKE
EVERYTHING'S COME UP ROSES,
CHIEF!
(GIGGLES )
DR. CLAW: I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET!
JUST YOU WAIT!
IT'S NICE OF YOU TO STOP AND
LET THOSE SENIOR CITIZENS GO
BY, UNCLE GADGET.
YES, PENNY.
WE NEED TO BE PATIENT AND
CONSIDERATE TO OLDER FOLKS.
NICE GOING, CAPEMAN!
NOW THEY WON'
GET THEIR FEET WET!
I'll SEE YOU BACK AT THE HOUSE.
I'M GOING TO STAY AND
GIVE THESE NICE PEOPLE A
FLYING LESSON!
WE'RE GOING TO
DO IT FROM THERE!
OKAY, FOLKS!