Invincible Fight Girl (2024) s01e01 Episode Script

In this world,
wrestling is everything.
This is a place of stories,
passions, dreams.
Here, everyone big, small,
or in between is a wrestler.
And here, wrestling
is the heart of society.
This is unprecedented,
ladies and gentlemen.
The brother and sister team,
the Fedora Twins
just absolutely brutalizing
Barong in this tag team match
for the Rumble Rama
championship!
The Fedora Twins looking to bring
this thing to an end here.
Wait!
I can't believe what I'm seeing!
It's not over!
She's here. Quesa Poblana.
Unbelievable! Quesa Poblana,
The Spicy Fist herself,
putting on a clinic tonight!
She's got the pin!
One, two, three!
- She's done it!
- It's over!
Quesa Poblana and Barong
defeat the Fedora Twins
becoming the new GWC
Rumble Rama champions!
This was terrible.
- Well, hon, I told you it would be.
- Andy, baby girl. Come on.
Andy?
She's so cool.
- Andy!
Close your eyes, girl.
Come on.
Oh, sorry.
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
Now, look.
I said we should wait until you officially
I didn't want to wait!
This is my baby's last week, and I said,
"Trish, I'm giving it to her early.
I'm doing it."
Right.
What is this?
Baby girl,
this is the power suit.
Been passed down in our family
from generation to generation.
All the way back
to your great-great Grandpappy.
And now it's yours.
Was Grandpappy a rectangle?
People was built different
back in Grandpappy's day.
Honey, we're just trying
to say we're proud of you.
Well, we're just so lucky to have you,
our little accountant.
Yes, in this world,
wrestling is indeed everything.
Unless you're the citizens
of Accountant Isle,
where accounting is everything.
Move those fingers!
One, two. One, two.
Jefferson! Are you having
a picnic back there?
Get your butt in gear.
Brad. I swear, Bradley. You want me
to come back there, don't you?
I will take these RT-23 forms
and feed them to you.
Andy?
The sixth floor's out!
Settle down, everyone!
Settle down.
What are you talking about?
Joe's Fish Shack!
The whole floor went out
to celebrate Edith's birthday.
The fish was bad.
The fish went bad!
The whole floor
got food poisoning.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
- Dave, do you know what's going on here?
- What?
What do you mean what's going on?
You've lived here your whole life,
and you don't understand
how Accountant Isle works?
the Academy houses
junior accountants
and we enter the Academy in preschool
and gradually rise to the floors
until we become pro accountants
and graduate like our parents.
But some of those pros, the best
of the best, remain in the building.
They occupy the sixth floor,
the floor solely responsible for handling
the financesof the entire wrestling world.
But if they're all sick,
then tomorrow when the wrestlers come
The junior accountants will have to do
this year's taxes for the wrestlers.
We have to do the taxes?
We've trained for this.
We get to meet
the wrestlers?
So, they're having the juniors take
on the wrestlers' taxes?
You ready for that?
You kidding? I can't wait.
What?
Nothing. It's just sometimes
This is your chance.
Tell them. Just tell them.
Baby girl!
Listen, you are an accountant.
It is in your blood.
You were made for this.
You couldn't be anything else
if you tried. You hear me?
Yeah.
So, now that we've finished
our warm up,
we're going to get
into the lesson.
And this one's
a real treat, y'all.
It's one of my favorites.
It's called the Ankle Crank.
Now we've got my good friend,
Big N Tall Jerry here.
She's gonna help us out.
Now, as you can see, Jerry's gonna take
my ankle here and isolate it.
Well, folks, I'm feeling a tiddly
tad bit light-headed.
So, that's all for today.
We'll see you next time.
And just remember, wherever you are,
wherever you're at in your journeys,
wrestling is for everyone.
I can't believe it.
It's gotta be fate.
Tomorrow, I finally get to meet
a wrestler. A real wrestler.
I'll finally get
to ask them my question.
Once I know the answer,
maybe everything will change.
Tax Day!
Tax Day!
Tax Day!
Tax Day!
I'm late!
This can't be real.
They're really here. Real wrestlers.
Andy!
I'm benched?
Wrestlers are notorious
for their tempers.
One mistake could jeopardize
everything we do here.
You are to stay away from them.
What? No, come on.
I can help.
Look, we don't have
to do this, okay?
You consistently have
the worst marks in the academy.
Heck, you were late.
Today. Of all days.
Maybe what we do here
isn't important to you.
But it means a lot
to everyone else.
away from this building,
you will get your diploma
at the end of the week. Understood?
Just stay away?
Dave? Shouldn't you be inside?
No, no, no, no.
Those wrestlers.
They're terrifying,
and they're monsters.
I've heard stories.
Stories of what they might do to you
if you make them mad,
or you make a mistake.
It's too much pressure!
I'm not cut out for this!
Okay? Okay, man, I get it.
You know, though, Dave, without you,
they'll be short-handed.
You're gonna need someone
to take your place.
What do I do?
Yes, yes, yes!
It's happening!
Okay.
Now, who do I talk to first?
No.
You don't understand.
We ain't taking no ticket.
And we ain't waiting in this long line.
Sir, we're trying to help everyone
in an orderly fashion.
Well, we ain't everyone.
Do you have any idea
who you're talking to?
- Perm Gang, formation.
- Roll call!
Perm of ferocity, Delectable.
Perm of might, Smoove.
Perm of truth, Sumptuous.
Perm of leadership, Immaculate.
- The Perm Gang. Perm power.
See? Now she gets it.
How would you like to be
the lucky accountant
who gets to serve
the world famous Perm Gang?
Me? Sure.
No, you dummy. You don't actually
know how to do this stuff.
You don't seem to know
what you're doing.
Hey, instead of focusing on what
I'm doing, let's focus on you guys.
- She must have heard of us.
- Of course, she has.
The Perm Gang are stars.
Whoa, wait?
You guys are famous?
Are we famous?
Kid, there ain't
a single place you can go
where people won't recognize
these perfect perms.
Perm power.
These guys are so cool.
What are the chances the first wrestlers
I meet are actually famous?
ask them my question.
Do you think anyone
can become a wrestler?
What? You?
How can a loser from this place
ever be a wrestler?
Too hilarious!
I totally forgot.
I need to take these
to our numbers department.
I'll be right back.
So stupid.
Of course, someone from here
could never become a wrestler.
Oh, you are
if you think that.
Excuse me.
The idea of someone
becoming a wrestler.
It's stupid.
No one becomes a wrestler.
You're either are a wrestler
or you aren't.
No one can give you permission.
Everyone knows that.
No one can
give you permission?
You wanna mess
with the Perm Gang?
This is what happens.
Oh, please. Please. We can make it right.
Just tell us what we did.
Incompetence is what you did.
What are you talking about?
We are talking about
you dodos losing our receipts,
and us being stuck
in this armpit stain of a town!
Lost their receipts?
Wait, wait.
It was me.
I'm the one responsible.
I'll make it up to you, okay?
You don't have to do this.
Oh, yes, we do.
You people need to be
reminded of your roles.
Roles?
In this world,
the status of a wrestler is absolute.
We are gods!
People like you exist
only to serve us.
But y'all have forgotten that.
So, we, the Perm Gang, will remind you!
This is all my fault.
What do I do?
I have to stop them.
I have to.
Stop!
"Stop"?
Or what?
Or I'll make you.
Make us?
Sounds like you're
challenging us to a match.
Let's wrestle.
Match detected.
Deploying now.
You might wanna
take a step back.
Greetings. I am Ref Bot.
Buff Corp, the international wrestling
product manufacturer and supplier
of the GWC,
has detected a wrestling match.
Buff Corp's patented satellite
ring deployment system
ensures that wrestlers may carry out
their matches anywhere around the world.
That doesn't explain anything!
You just fired a rocket at us!
Having second thoughts,
Accountant Girl?
This match is scheduled for one fall.
Victory is obtained through submission,
three-second pin or fighters
being incapacitated.
Are wrestlers ready?
What are you doing? You can't fight
these people. You're just a kid.
Maybe. But that doesn't matter. I can't
let these bullies destroy the island.
I have to stop them.
Perm Power special!
Spear!
What am I doing? Why did I do this?
I'm not a wrestler.
He's gonna kill me.
Nowhere to run, accountant.
This is it.
It's all over.
You leave that girl alone!
- Leave her alone.
- Get out of here. Coward!
Stupid accountants!
Do something.
What's happening?
They're helping me.
I did this,
Andy! Now, that's your chance.
Let's go.
Andy! Andy! Andy!
You either are a wrestler
or you aren't.
No one can give you permission.
No, I can't run.
If they can be brave enough
Andy?
Just for
I can be a wrestler!
Annoying little insect!
This is it.
I only got one shot!
Gotta make it count!
No! He stopped it?
Almost had me. That might have
worked on someone else.
But you're up against
the great Immaculate.
Haven't had enough?
Fine.
I'll end this once and for all!
Power Cutter!
Gotcha!
- No way!
- What?
Ankle Crank!
He's down.
Andy can win. Andy can win!
Andy can do it! She can beat him!
This is impossible. How could some random
accountant even know a move like this?
Unless, is she even
an accountant?
Was this a setup all along?
He's so strong!
I can feel my grip slipping.
I have to hold on.
This is the only move I've got.
I can't let him escape.
By way of submission,
Accountant Girl.
I won.
I won?
won.