Invincible Fight Girl (2024) s01e05 Episode Script

Oh, my back.
Please hold all questions
to the end.
How many times
has this happened to you?
You're sitting around being old,
and you're thinking to yourself,
"How can I, Quesa Poblana,
get in on the ground floor
of this generation's
next great wrestling star?"
- Star, star, star.
- What are y'all doin' in my house?
Well, now you can by joining Team Craig
as the trainer of Accountant Girl.
Now, I've taken the liberty
of compiling all the reasons
this would be an incredibly lucrative
enterprise for the Poblano brand.
Seven hundred and two,
Do you want to die taking
all your secrets to the grave?
Money.
We'll make a lot of it
when Andy gets famous.
No! Wait.
Who is he?
The rest of these
all just say "money."
I'm sorry, Aunt P.
Give us a second.
Are you interrupting
my pitch right now?
I got her right where I want her.
I can't believe this.
It's not a pitch if you
just say it over and over.
Fine! Fine! I'll do it.
Just call an ambulance!
There she is.
It's happening!
- I can't believe your pitch worked.
- Yeah. That was impressive, Craig.
Of course, it worked.
Come on!
You guys think
I just make this stuff up?
Aunt P!
When do we start?
This girl.
She's a menace.
I'll never get rid of her.
There has to be a way.
Something, anything
It's gotta be here somewhere.
Where is it?
What's she doing?
Probably some kind
of super-secret training.
Andy, was it?
Want me to train you?
Fine. I'll train you if you can perform
ten Perfect Strikes before the week is up.
The counter will track you.
Do it, I'll take you on as my pupil.
No questions asked.
Fail, you leave my farm,
and you leave me alone or good.
That's it?
Punch this thing ten times?
A week?
I'll do this in a minute.
- Go, Andy!
- Come on!
- I think the thing's broken, Aunt P.
- Yeah, Aunt P. This thing's broken.
I'm not your aunt!
And who are you?
Don't you need that?
Watch!
A Perfect Strike.
First one's free.
Nine more to go.
That was incredible.
What even was that?
Magic?
I mean, the sheer concentration of force
involved, it completely defies physics.
The Perfect Strike.
It was so fast, I could barely see it.
She wants me to do that
in a week?
Can I really
do something like that?
No. Not "can I?"
I will.
I will do it.
This is it. This is my chance
Craig, what are you doing?
I'm gonna smash this thing
ten!
Okay.
Yeah, which equals
No! Stop!
Stop!
this you're trying to do,
but I wanna do this on my own.
I'm sorry.
Did you see what she did?
Yeah, Andy. I think if we just
I know. I know.
But Poblana gave me this task.
I can't take a shortcut, and I can't have
someone just give me the answer.
This is my test.
Quesa Poblana, The Spicy Fist,
my idol, is giving me a shot.
I gotta show her
what I'm made of.
She's been at this
for almost two days.
The stupid counter thing
hasn't moved at all.
This is dumb. Are we really gonna waste
the rest of the week just doing this?
I don't know how much longer
she can keep this up.
This is a scam.
Clearly, no way Aunt P thinks
she can do this in seven days.
She totally set her up to fail,
which means you know what
we have to do, right?
We gotta help her. The Rustburn library
No!
Reading is never the answer.
I'm talking about cheating.
Look, the only way to counter a scam
is with another scam.
We find a way
to hack the machine.
Guys!
Tryin' to focus here.
- You're wrong.
- Your plan is stupid.
- No. Listen to me.
- Your plan is stupid.
- You listen to me!
You know what?
We don't have time for this.
You go do whatever dumb
nerd stuff you wanna do.
I'm gonna go do my cool stuff.
We'll see who actually
helps Andy. Deal?
- It's not a competition.
- It is. Everything's a competition.
Guys!
Scammer's Alley.
Home away from home.
Craigy baby.
Mildew, my main man.
How are ya?
Hide your wallets, people.
This guy right here? Master Haggler he is.
Don't come over here.
- Hide your coins.
- Take it easy on us this time, will ya?
What can I say?
You get in them business waters
with a shark,
sometimes you're gonna get bit.
Am I right?
A shark! Yes.
I love this guy.
I had a feeling
you'd be dropping by.
Look here. The Urchins, they picked
this up off a BuffCorp truck.
Fresh out the factory.
Could be the new
Craig Mobile Phone 2.0.
These are in perfect condition.
No. Gotta focus.
Mildew, this is
of the utmost importance.
You can get anything, right?
My buddy, please.
Do you know who I am?
You insult me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Look, all right?
I got this BuffCorp training device,
an old punching machine.
It's got this, like,
counter thing on it.
I need a way to change the counter
manually. You know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
This is what you want.
Master key.
Works on all BuffCorp Tech.
Stick it in the machine,
machine opens.
You change the counter.
Easy-peasy.
How about?
This is it.
I did it.
Not available to the public?
Look like you probably gonna need
that week after all, huh?
You see a wallet
lying around here somewhere?
I am gonna figure it out, you know?
It's just a matter of time.
It would really help
if I could just see it again.
Help? I didn't have help
coming up with the move.
You're telling me
you need help just to do it?
Here's a hint. If you're already
asking for help, go home.
You're not cut out for this.
This is just like
back home.
Training in that forest, teaching
myself wrestling all on my own.
That felt impossible, too.
But each wall I hit,
I banged my head against it
over and over until, eventually,
I broke through.
That's all you are.
Just another wall.
One more for me
to break through.
Well, well, well.
Back empty-handed?
I didn't find anything.
As usual, it falls on old Craig
to save the day
which is exactly what I'm gonna do
with this bad boy.
- Andy! Oh, my.
- Your hand!
Jeez.
What did you do?
Andy?
Andy, can you hear me?
Move. Hey, Andy, Accountant Girl.
You in there?
Look, look. Look at this. I got a key.
I'm gonna fix all this.
- What are you talking about?
- It's just like I said.
Counterfeit key detected.
Initiating factory reset.
Craig, what did you do?
I can't believe it.
I got scammed.
I! Me!
What?
I don't want to sound harsh,
but this is all your fault.
She would have let us help if you
weren't always trying to cut corners.
Now look what happened.
I'm sorry.
You're the guy who wanted to waste her
I'm trying to help her
become a great wrestler.
Well, I'm trying to help her
become a great wrestler, too.
Yeah.
Well, whatever. Fine.
So we both want Andy
to be great. Now what?
We both tried to help her
on our own, and we failed.
So maybe there's something
that we could do to help her together?
- Hey, Craigy baby!
- No! No "Craigy baby."
A counterfeit.
A fake key?
Does our friendship and years of business
mean that little to you?
Didn't we meet, like,
six months ago?
Be that as it may,
you're busted.
You're busted,
and I want my money back.
Oh, Craigy baby.
Surely a business shark
like yourself
knows the first rule
of Scammer's Alley.
All scams are final.
Buddy,
can I help you?
He's with me.
You know the second rule
of Scammer's Alley, right, Mildew?
Always bring muscle.
This is Markey, the killer.
He kills stuff for a living.
Markey, kill something
right now.
Okay, okay. Please.
I don't want any trouble.
Call off your goon.
Call him off.
Good. 'Cause not only do
I want my money back,
but there's something else
I need you to get for me.
This?
What could you possibly
You can get anything, right?
- I know. You totally called that.
- Hey.
Oh, nothing.
What are you doing?
Just thinking, wondering
if maybe there could be another
teacher out there for me.
What?
This thing
she wants me to do.
I'm just not sure
I can do it.
Besides, she even said she
doesn't think I'm cut out for this.
When you fought for my dream
against my brother,
it didn't make sense to me.
I couldn't understand
why you would take this thing,
this thing that was my burden
and put it on yourself.
But you did it anyway.
And you agreed
to let me be your manager.
The first thing I did
was purchase every available
"Accountant Girl" related domain name.
I got it copy-written.
I got it trademarked.
Heck, I even made an LLC.
That's how confident I was,
that you'd make me
disgustingly, obscenely,
just obnoxiously rich.
The point is, Andy, you don't have
to take this on alone.
We believe in you.
We wanna help.
Could you imagine
if she saw me do it?
She would lose it.
Okay. What kind of help
are you guys talking?
Why can't you just tell me?
What? Is it illegal?
Do you see it?
Look, it's the Perfect Strike.
She's doing it
all throughout this.
And this is just one.
Show her.
We can literally
study how she does it.
It's like Aunt P's here
teaching you herself.
- So, you think we can figure it out?
Every wall I broke through
to get to this point,
you're just like
each and every one of them.
Just one more wall
for me to break through.
Perfect Strike!
it felt different.
Guys!
What was that?
Did it move?
I think it moved.
I think it moved!
It moved!
It moved! It moved! It moved!