Jonas L.A. (2010) s01e01 Episode Script

House Party

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This is amazing.
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Gentlemen, let me present to you le crib de la jonas.
Game room.
Music room.
- Bathroom.
- Occupied.
sorry, big man.
This summer in l.
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Is gonna be epic.
Play all day, party all night.
Let's get busy.
Maybe we'll get busy tomorrow.
Ha ha.
It's so cool that mom and dad Let us come here for the whole summer.
Well, yeah, with an eldest brother this trustworthy, They can actually relax.
So in this scenario you're kind of like Our l.
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Dad.
- And mom.
- Well, mom, I'm hungry.
You have two hands.
Make yourself a sandwich.
Guys, we're free now.
We can eat whatever we want whenever we want.
Yeah, if we had any food.
We can just ask macy and stella To stop somewhere on the way home from the airport.
Nice, joe-- putting your girlfriend to work before she even gets here.
She's not my girlfriend yet.
I haven't even seen her since the tour started.
She does know that you want to be her boyfriend, right? Absolutely.
Probably.
Joe, what exactly did you say to her? I said, "hey, we're gonna be in l.
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The whole summer.
" And she was like, "oh, cool, I can totally come.
" And I was like, "huh?" and she was like, "yeah.
" and I was like, "cool.
" That's even vague in joe language.
Joe, if you want to be with stella, you have to tell her.
- With words.
- That makes sense.
Guys, trust me.
I've got this covered.
When I see her tonight I'm gonna say it loud and clear.
Stella malone, will you be my girlfriend? - Yes! - See? Kev likes it.
No, I found the salt.
What up, fans? Macy here, Your online source for all things jonas.
We just landed in sunny california.
Check out all the glitz and glamour.
L.
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, baby! Macy, a little help here.
Sorry, just getting in a quick video blog.
So, stella, care to comment on your Will-they-or-won't-they joe-mance? - Camera off.
- What? Okay, first of all, what did I tell you about Acting like a crazy jonas fan person? To not to.
Thank you.
And second, I'm not telling the whole world about me and joe.
You're not even telling me about you and joe.
Are you guys gonna be a couple or what? I don't know.
I mean, it's been two months.
I barely remember what he looks like.
Oh, darn it.
He's cute.
And by the end of the day He may just be your boyfriend.
I know.
- Stella bear.
- Aunt lisa.
- Wow, you grew up on me.
- Thank you.
- Thanks for picking us up.
- Sure.
- Where are you parked? - Oh, right here.
Pile in.
Cute bag.
Mom's not gonna get that, is she? The price of freedom, my man.
Nick, hey, bro.
What's up, buddy? - Whoo! - Hello, person.
Jonas in the hiz! No strangers in the house! I'm not a stranger.
I live next door.
You see, the haters call me dennis zimmer, But the players call me d.
Z.
He brought muffins.
Let me run them through the lab.
So when's the party, guys? - What party? - He's messing with me, right? Let me break it down for you, okay, guys? In l.
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, if you don't throw a party, You don't get invited to the parties, okay? Then the paparazzi forget you.
Then the media forget you.
Then the fans forget you.
How do you know so much about this? I watch a lot of "where are they now?" shows.
Actually, I think this sneezy guy might have a point.
D.
Z.
, but gracias.
Look, if that's the way this town works, Then I say bring it.
We're known for our parties, am I right? I thought we were known for smelling super good, Or is that just me? Hey, thanks for the tip.
We're gonna announcer ourselves with authority.
I'll take care of the guest list.
- I'll take care of the music.
- I'll take care of my looks.
Nice, joe.
Way to be a team player.
Dude, I gotta look good for stella.
Oh, what can I handle? Refill this.
Okay, so barnaby is still with us I think.
Barnaby.
Barnaby.
Now listen, I know I'm your chaperone this summer, But remember I'm the cool aunt, okay? You can tell me anything.
Stella's gonna date joe from jonas.
What? I'm calling your mom.
- Aunt lisa.
- I thought you were the cool aunt.
Not when it comes to dating rock stars.
I made that mistake once.
Okay, 12 times.
No, joe's different.
I mean, I've known him since we were little kids.
He's funny.
And he's sweet and smart.
Yeah, and he's still a rock star.
Look, honey, I just-- there's always gonna be another girl, And I just don't want to see you get hurt.
That's joe's ring.
- Where's my phone? - I don't know.
- Where's my phone? - Ow! I'm sorry.
- Find it.
Find it.
- Ow.
Ow.
Hey, stell, hope you landed okay.
Anyway, we're throwing a party tonight.
Can't wait to see you.
Call me.
- Oh, sorry.
- It's fine.
I'm fine.
Wow, you're joe from jonas.
Vanessa page.
Your show rocks.
Me and my brothers never miss an episode of "malibu high.
" That means so much, Because I love your work.
- Seriously? - So seriously.
Your last album helped me get through a really bad haircut.
Glad I could help.
Let's go shopping.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm in hollywood.
I can do this.
Hey babe, pay, jonas.
Be there.
It's nick.
Yeah, from jonas.
Babe? She's not coming.
Why don't you let me be the entertainment? I got mad skills.
Check this out.
D.
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On the beat, getting honey on the street.
D.
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On the beat Whoa.
Oh, you like that? Whoo! Kevin, hey bro, k-dog.
This is the best organic clothing store in l.
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Everything here biodegrades before it goes out of style.
Cool.
I'm messing with you.
I knew that so much.
So are you working on anything new this summer? Well, this is totes hush-hush, But you know the "forever April" books? Yeah, I love anything with ghosts.
Well, you're looking at one.
I'm playing April in the movie.
That's awesome.
I'd love to be in one of those.
Do you act? No, it's just I've always wanted to.
Joe, don't want-- Do.
Oh, here.
Try this on for your party tonight.
How did you know about that? Everyone knows.
And yes, I'm coming.
- Go.
- Okay.
So sorry.
Joe is in a cell-free environment.
Please try him back.
Peace and love.
What's wrong? What did he say? Um, some girl answered the phone.
Honey, get used to it.
Good afternoon, stella.
You smell nice.
Is that a new perfume? No.
Stella, what's up? Yeah, I rode a motorcycle here.
Formal, casual.
Formal, casual.
Stella, meet your boyfriend.
You're so lame.
- How do I look? - Fine.
You didn't even look at me.
Joe, I've been looking at you my entire life.
- I'm changing.
- Listen, Stella like you for you, not for what you wear.
Please don't be so shallow.
Yeah.
That's good.
No, a-list-- that's what we're going for.
Thank you.
Unbelievable.
Could you please take these to the pool? I'm getting good at this.
hey.
- She's here.
- She's here.
Gentlemen, say hello to our new best friend.
Oh, I was hoping, But I never expected-- You're talking about the car.
Cool.
You bought a car? Not just any car.
This baby is a fully modified, Retrofitted biodiesel cruising machine.
And it runs on cooking oil.
Kevin, you were in charge of music.
Sounds like a sweet symphony to me.
Smells like a side of french fries.
I've been busting my butt all day trying to get this party together, And your contribution is buying yourself a car? It's not just for me.
It's for all of us.
And it even can fit stella and macy.
Yeah, if they ever get here.
Can I drive? No.
- Play it again.
- Hey, stell.
Okay, stop.
He calls you stell.
It's a cute nickname.
It's affectionate.
My rocker had a nickname for me too-- Lis, As in, "hey, lis, it's over.
Can I get my cat back?" But no, he could not get you back, Could he, barnaby? Keep going.
- Hope you landed okay.
- Stop.
He's aware of your itinerary.
And he cares about your safety.
More.
Anyway, we're throwing a party tonight.
Stop.
Okay, big question-- who is "we Is it "we" as in him and his brothers Or "we" as in him and-- The laker girls? Let's roll.
Okay, can I say something? Joe called and said he can't wait to see you.
So let's go to aunt lisa's, get super pretty And go blow up the party.
What do you say? I say yes.
And you know what? When I see joe, everything will just be clear.
Exactly.
Hi, hello.
Yeah, I'm gonna need a push over here.
So just put your back into it.
Thanks.
Emma, you made it.
Nice party, guys.
Way to show up in style.
Just a little something we threw together.
One thing about the guy who called to invite me-- Kind of cheesy, Kind of desperate, Kept calling me babe.
That's so not cool.
I know it was you.
Yeah, probably 'cause I said my name, right? That was the tip-off.
Don't worry.
It was cute.
Um, emma roberts is at our party.
You're welcome.
Guys.
Remember, use your words.
There you are.
Greatest news-- I told my director that I met you And she flipped.
She's a huge fan.
- That's awesome.
- I know.
She wants to set up a meeting 'cause she has a part for you in "forever April.
" Are you serious? That's amazing.
I know.
We might work together.
Yay.
Oh, no.
I just love this.
I mean, some people think my mom pushed me into acting, But really I was like, "mom, I know I'm only four, But I just know," you know? I'll be right back.
- Hey.
- Hi.
You look amazing.
Thanks.
I like your shirt.
I have something I want to tell you.
You go first.
Okay.
I want to be friends.
We are friends.
No, just friends.
I should have gone first.
Why? Joe, we had an amazing moment together, And then you left for two months To be a rock star, which is fine, Because that's what you are.
What does that have to do with us? Come here.
I can't believe we're here.
- Welcome to l.
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- Want to see the guest house? - Oh, okay.
- Come on, this way.
Wow, stella is gonna love this.
Oh, yeah, stella-- how do you think it's going? Yeah, give us your girl take.
One word-- drama.
Wait, good drama or bad drama? Drama with a surprise guest-- vanessa page.
Wait, vanessa page is at our party? Good job, nick.
I didn't invite her, but I'll take the credit.
We should probably get back in there.
But pretend like you don't know anything.
But I don't know anything.
Joe, we live in different worlds.
I mean, you're here five minutes, and you're already hugging vanessa page.
She hugged me.
She's a very aggressive hugger.
That's not even the point.
The point is how our relationship makes me feel.
And if we try to date this summer-- You haven't met my aunt lisa, but I really don't want to have to steal your cat.
What are you talking about? Are you breaking up with me? It's not a breakup Because we never really dated.
Then what is this? Let's call it a friendship confirmation.
It's a good thing.
Doesn't feel like it.
Joe, listen to me.
This changes nothing.
This place is amazing.
We're all together in l.
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-- Kevin, nick, macy.
Ssup? Who is this guy? He kind of came with the house.
So how is it going, guys? Great.
We're friends.
- Friends? - Friends.
- Friends.
- They're friends.
Got it.
So I have a question-- Does anybody really know anyone at this party? No.
I say we get out of here.
Whoa, wait.
You guys are tripping, okay? You can't just leave your own party.
It's your party now, buddy.
Really? Hey, big shot, use a coaster! So anybody want to show a couple of jersey girls the town? My car's got a full tank of bacon grease.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
So joe and stella-- not happening? Well, the story is still young.
It's really good to see you.
It's good to see you too.
We should-- Yeah, okay.
Don't be late.
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, baby driving down the highway with the california breeze in my hair yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah out on your vacation, baby that's my destination, see you there yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah here we go, now let's go you gotta go go, bring it on the two of us tonight we can make it last forever we need to realize it's just you and me together hollywood, it's the time the stars are shining for you and me tonight in this city what dreams are made of, yeah what dreams are made of, yeah what dreams are made of come on what dreams are made of.
Hey, fans.
It's macy here again.
We are at the crib de la jonas, Which is really bad spanish, But it's still a pretty cool place.
Let's check in with the guys And see what they have planned this summer.
Kevin, what's up? Oh, hey.
Just feeding my baby.
Found out bacon grease made her backfire.
But what she really loves is chinese.
So big shout to all my friends over at hunan lotus.
Thanks for sending over all that peanut oil.
Oh, and keep frying up those greasy egg rolls.
This book's got it all-- It's got adventure, romance.
The cover's pretty cool.
And the movie's starring vanessa page, Although she told me to keep that totes hush-hush.
You realize this is going on the web? Can we do that over? So what's going on? Say hello to our new summer roommate.
Hi.
I spoke to stella's mom and we decided The best way to chaperone these girls Was up close and personal.
Awesome.
Thanks, mom.
- Nick.
- Hey, what's up? Just doing a video blog about what the band is up to this summer.
Just working on a california-inspired song.
Oh, can you give the fans a preview? we've only been here one day.
Yo, what's up, people? D.
Z.
Here.
And this summer I plan to spend 24/7 with jonas.
I mean, if the days were longer, We'd probably spend 25/8, right? - You got my muffins? - No.
Goodbye.
Okay, well, that was the behind-the-scenes look.
Macy misa is saying Welcome to a summer like no other.
Next on "jonas" Well, I talked to my director about who should play My love interest in "forever April," And she wants joe from jonas to play him.
- You've never done this before.
You should prepare.
- It's all about my look.
Vanessa said the whole audition's a formality.
This one looks all wrong.
- Nick from jonas.
- Stone from the ocean.
Wait, do that again.
I want to get this for the site.
Maybe I could interest you in a position as my web tech.
She's gonna pass.
You know what? You don't get to decide things for me.
I quit.

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