Jonas L.A. (2010) s01e08 Episode Script

Previously on Jonas L.
A.
What I'm trying to say is I like you.
This is crazy? You're a rockstar and you're - Macy.
.
- I'm your Macy.
- I want to be friends.
- We are friends.
Just friends.
- Let's go on a date.
- That sounds really nice.
That's perfect.
You're - Thanks.
- Just stay away from Joe.
- Or what? - Or we're gonna have a problem.
So, how's my favorite movie star today? - Great.
I feel terrific.
- Wrong answer.
- Hey, Lisa.
- Hi, .
So how's my favorite movie star today? Oh, happy to be working with my favorite young director.
And that's how you take a compliment.
I think I got it now.
Beautiful.
They warn me it's my ex boy-friend.
Beautiful and hilarious.
So, Joe How's my new friend, Stella, doing? Have you been hanging out a lot? Since she lives in your guest house, which is so close to your house.
Yeah.
Sure.
You know it's so great that you're cool with Stella and I staying friends.
Why wouldn't I be? I am a very secure person.
, please.
Um, yes, I'm gonna get your secure little face to make-up, ok? - Anyway, bye, Joe.
- Bye.
Um, listen, I need a new wardrobe girl.
You think your friend, blondie, might like the job? - Yeah, I could give her a call and see if she'd be up for it.
- Great.
Aaaa! Yes, yes, yes.
I think she may be interested.
Remind me again who's gonna be doing wardrobe on the big movie? Give me a second.
I know this one.
You are.
So you and Nick Big day tomorrow - I know, our one month anniversary.
- Aww.
I'm sure he's gonna get you something really special.
The first gift you give a woman is the most important.
It sets the whole tone for the relationship.
For example, the first gift I gave mom.
You mean that stupid handprint you made in kindergarten? It was the third grade and she still loves it.
Ever since she's loved me best.
She says she loves me best every time I take out the trash.
It's her go-to compliment.
Really? Well, right now we're focusing on what you're gonna get your girlfriend.
- Maybe I should ask her what she wants.
- No, no, no.
Don't do that.
As she says I don't know who you are.
You have to read her mind.
- Or send in a spy.
- I can't read minds.
Then I spy.
Double bro seven.
At your service.
So how's that harness feeling, huh? A little bit snug.
Well get used to it.
I want you completely natural for your big fight scene.
- It's gonna be so cool.
- Yeah.
Dave versus an army of evil ghosts.
- You're loving it.
- You know, I saw a ghost once.
- Of course, it might have been an alien disguised as a ghost.
- Uh-uh.
They do that.
- Okay.
- Best in the biz, right? So this is how it's gonna go.
When you get a ghost punch, Larry is gonna yank you up into the air.
Right, Lar? You bet.
You know, I got a pet chicken.
Her name is Frank.
- You sure he's ok? - I trust him with your life.
Alright.
Larry, pull him up.
I just want you to know you're the first ghost I've ever dressed on a movie set.
Actually, you're the first anything I've ever dressed on a movie set.
So you have to look perfect.
Awesome.
There you go.
Go, be scary.
You! Who let you on my set? It's Mona's set.
And she hired me.
Does Joe know about this? Why don't you ask him yourself? My two favorite girls in the same set.
How good is this? - So good.
- The best.
- The bestest.
- The besteriest.
Time to Honey, you didn't tell me Stella was working on our movie.
Surprise.
Well, you two love this.
But I gotta go do an Internet search "Larry, safety, accidents.
" Do you know how hard it is to pretend we're friends? Wait, why are we pretending we're friends? Because I don't want Joe to think that I'm jealous of you.
- Hmm.
- Which I'm not.
I don't believe you, but go on.
And you don't want Joe to find out that you don't like me because you're afraid that he won't like you.
It's not fair.
This set was my one Stella-free zone.
Vanessa, I'm not here to steal your boyfriend.
I'm here to do a job.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some ghosts to fabulize.
Good to go.
Next.
Looking good in here.
Kevin, I'm telling you there was no leak.
It's preventative plumbing.
It's the latest thing.
Yeah, all fixed.
So I love what you girls have done with the place.
Oh, well, we haven't really done anything with it.
Exactly.
So you need things.
So what would be the perfect guest-housewarming gift theoretically? Um, I don't know.
A can opener? More personal.
A can opener with my name on it? Say it's Christmas.
What would Macy want to find underneath the tree? Oh, actually we have this tradition in my family where we don't buy each other gifts.
Really? Keep talking.
We only exchange things that we've made ourselves, like for instance this quilt that my Grammy Grace made for me.
I really love it.
So what you're saying is no buying, just making followed by loving? Have you eaten today? Yes, I have.
Thank you very much.
Mission accomplished.
Hey, everybody.
I'm home from work on a major motion picture.
How exciting.
How was your first day? Amazing.
Yeah? Tell me all about it.
Mace, I was so in the zone, like I just knew how everyone should look.
And Mona loved it.
And I was in heaven.
Yay! And miss Vanessa? Oh, let's just say Stella Malone threw down.
- Yeah.
- Play by play.
Okay, so she was all like, "this is my only Stella-free zone.
" And I was like, "I'm here to do a job.
" And then she walked off and I ripped some guy's shirt.
- It was awesome.
- I'm so proud of you.
She will not be a problem for me anymore.
- Joe: Hey, guys.
- Oh, hey.
Do I have a surprise for you.
Vanessa's house is being fumigated flying termites.
And guess who's staying with us for the whole weekend.
Ciao, roomies.
Joe: This is gonna be so awesome.
( Vanessa snoring ) You said Vanessa wasn't going to be a problem for you anymore.
She's not.
She is a problem for us.
- ( Door opens ) - What's that racket? Is someone mowing the lawn in here? Who's that? Joe's girlfriend.
She has flying termites.
Well, at least I don't have to worry about you dating him.
( Door closes ) ( Vanessa inhales ) Good morning, roomies.
I have to go to the bathroom.
So how did you sleep? - Horrible.
- Bummer.
I slept like a baby.
Well, you snore like a water buffalo.
Oh, I had a lot of cheese last night.
It makes me a little phlegmy.
( Coughs ) Okay okay, I get it.
I get it.
I went to where you work and you came to where I live.
And we're even.
So why don't you just pack up your stuff and just get out of here? I don't think so.
You can't stay all summer.
Oh, I don't know, because after they fumigate, things might be a little termitey and I'll have to redecorate, which could take carry the six, divide by four all summer.
Oh, excuse me while I just clear a little space for my products.
Okay, what is it gonna take to just get you to go away? Quit your job on "forever April.
" Not gonna happen.
How would you girls feel about triple bunk beds? ( Clicks tongue ) - Are you sure Macy wants a mug? - Can you make a quilt? - No.
- Then this is your best shot.
I'm telling you, man, Macy only likes handmade gifts.
It's her family's tradition.
Yeah, but it's just little kids in here.
So what? When has that ever stopped us from jumping in the ball pit at burger monkey? - Good point.
- Thank you.
- Hi.
- Hey, Stells.
I'm just working on my fight moves for the next scene.
So did you guys have a fun slumber party last night? Uh, no.
Joe, there's something that you should know.
Joe.
And roomie.
I was looking all over for you two.
You're so sneaky.
Good morning, Vanessa.
Hi.
Are you nervous for your big day, Joe? Just a little bit.
Do you know Larry the rigging guy? Yeah.
You have so much on your plate today.
We wouldn't want anything to upset you.
Right, Stell? Right, Vaness.
You guys are awesome.
Stella, you wanted to tell me something.
Yeah.
Good luck today.
All right, I think it's finally starting to take on some muglike qualities.
- Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
- That mug is ug.
Kiara, what are you doing here? It's my cousin Theresa's birthday party.
She's 10.
What's your excuse? We're making a very important gift for a very special lady.
Oh, my bad for teasing you.
Your mom is gonna love it.
- Thank you.
- Actually it's for Macy.
Hold up.
You're making a mug for your love dove? Yes, Kiara, I'm making a mug for my love dove.
( Laughs ) That is so sad.
It's hilarious.
- What do you mean? - Please, no girl wants a corny old mug.
You might as well break it now and save her the trouble.
You still think this is a good idea? Absolutely.
I'm giving mine to mom.
She's gonna put it right next to the handprint.
- What? - Sorry, my hand slipped.
Oh yeah, mine too.
I think you made it better.
And cut! Beautiful.
Thank you.
Is this my chai ice tea? Ow.
Oh please, I didn't even touch you.
You were thinking about it.
I could feel you pricking me with your mind.
Hey Vanessa, when we break for lunch, why don't you meet me in the barn? I want to show you something cool.
Great.
I love cool things from Joe to me.
Hey, Stells, I didn't see you there.
- Hi.
- Why don't you come along too? - Oh, she's so busy.
- I can make the time.
Great, then I'll see you ladies in the barn.
All done.
Ow.
- Mona, she stuck me.
- No, I didn't.
I didn't.
Ladies, what's this all about? - Well, I think it all really started - Don't care.
These girls are driving me crazy.
Do me a favor, can you book me a massage for, like, 10:00? - Dude, she's gonna hate it.
- No, she won't, because it's from you.
Oh, that is nasty.
Don't you have anything positive to say? Oh, I'm positive that is nasty.
Yeah, like your mug's any better.
My mug will beg to differ.
All right, kid, how much you want for it? Save your money and buy your girlfriend a real present.
- Yeah, let's just go to the mall.
- No, dude.
The whole point was to give Macy something that you made yourself.
You're right.
But you know, it wouldn't be too hard to change "mom" to "Macy.
" No way.
Mom's gonna love this.
This is what's putting me back on top.
Hey, would you guys mind saying hi to my cousin Theresa and her friends? It would really make her birthday special.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Sure, we always have time for our fans.
Yo, everybody, get over here.
Hey, everybody.
How are you doing? Happy Birthday.
Hey girls, check out that whack mug.
Oh man, it's a good thing you guys can sing.
Hey Larry, mind doing me a favor? Yes, you can borrow my pants.
Oh, no no no.
Don't need pants.
Good on pants.
Your loss.
These babies are really broken in.
I appreciate the offer.
Are you okay? You need to talk? You know what makes me feel better? Yelling at rocks.
Larry, focus.
I can't.
My eyes don't work together.
Oh, sorry.
Listen, my girlfriend and my friend will be here in a few minutes.
I want you to hoist me up to the top and leave me there until they get here.
Right, and then you're gonna swoop down and surprise them like a superhero.
- Exactly.
- You want to borrow my tights? No no no, maybe next time.
Let's hook you up.
- To our month-iversary.
- To our month-iversary.
You know I made up that word, right? What other girl does that? Aww.
Okay, open mine.
Ready? Wow, it's beautiful.
You made this? Of course not.
It's a watch.
So you bought it with money? Mm-hmm, I've been saving up for a special occasion.
Okay, my turn.
- Wait, no.
- What? Oh.
Ee-ee.
- It's a - Mug.
Where did you get it? I made it.
Why? Because Kevin said your family only gives handmade gifts.
Oh, Kevin.
That explains that.
You hate it.
No no no, Nick.
I think it's really sweet that you tried to do something special for me.
How could I not love it? Come here.
Thank you.
Well, in case you hadn't noticed, Kevin is wrong sometimes.
I have noticed that, yes.
So I had a backup plan.
Better, right? I know I'm supposed to say no, but they're kind of awesome.
Thank you.
All right, Larry, this is gonna be awesome.
Wait, here they come.
All right, lift me up.
You are a wonderful and giving human being.
Not my mood my body.
Oh, can do.
Oh my goodness.
What are you doing here? Joe invited the both of us.
Oh, he was just being polite.
Joe and I are friends.
When are you just going to accept that? When you quit this movie.
I'm not going anywhere.
Fine.
Then I'll just go to Mona and get you fired.
Please tell me that you wouldn't do that.
Mm, last time I checked, I'm the star of this movie and you are the assistant to the assistant ghost dresser.
You know what? That's it.
I have too much self-respect for this.
So you win.
I quit.
No, she doesn't.
Larry, bring me down.
We're all adrift in a cold and indifferent universe.
Me down.
Thank you.
- All the way.
- Sorry, it's stuck.
What's going on with you two? Joe, you might as well know that Stella and I aren't really friends.
I kind of figured that out.
But why would you try to get her fired? I know it was wrong.
The truth is, I was jealous.
It's just there's something between you and Stella that we don't have.
Vanessa, I'm sorry, but I can't go out with you anymore.
I don't blame you, Joe.
And it's always a bad idea to date your costars.
I do it in every movie and it never works out.
Every movie? Joe, we will still be friends.
And we will still work together.
And, if my life coach, spiritual advisor and accountant are right, this movie will be a big hit.
Stella, I'm so sorry.
I hope you two can figure out whatever it is you need to figure out.
So that just happened.
Yeah.
Do we have anything we need to, like, figure out? No, I don't think so.
I think we're good, right? Totally.
Larry! - That's lunch.
- What? - Mama packed sardines.
- No, Larry, Larry.
- Wait, don't go.
- At least bring me something back.
Thanks, guys.
Great work.
I'm really close to Mona.
Let's get you some more lines in this movie.
Awesome.
You know, Joe, there's a reason they call this showbiz everything's for show, even relationships.
I think you're right.
My advice to you is when you find something real, never let it go.
There's a lot of Vanessas out there, but not a whole lot of real.
Thanks, Mona.
I'm choking myself up here.
If you tell anybody you saw me like this, you'll never work in this town again.
Yeah yeah eh eh oh oh I try to fall asleep tonight I lay awake and dream of a life where we thought we could make it we wasted all our time and I wouldn't change a single thing I know we get closer and closer again but we're falling apart I'm losing, you're losing a friend it's always over before we start you're asking for love and I wish that it could be the way that it was but it's over, there's no one to blame no, it'll never be the same no, it'll never be the same oh, no no no we get closer and closer again but we're falling apart I'm losing, you're losing a friend it's always over before we start you're asking for love and I wish I believed you but it's easy to see that it's over there's no one to blame it'll never be the same never be the same no, it'll never be the same 'cause it's over and there's no one to blame it'll never be the same.
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A.
" - Good morning, boys.
- Hey, dad.
- Hey, Frankie.
- Hey, Macy.
What are you all dressed up for? - You.
- Oh.
Wow.
Okay.
It's time to get back to the music, all right? Ideas? - We should do a new music video.
- I like it.
I was thinking maybe I would direct it.
Wow, that's awesome.
I think you should definitely go for it.
It's just that our dad usually makes these decisions.
Well, I'm sure he'll support you.
I have hired a director for your video, and not just any director.