Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous (2020) s03e01 Episode Script

View from the Top

[dinosaurs roaring]
[theme music]
[roars]
[birds squawking]
[Yaz laughing]
[calm music]
Hey!
[Yaz laughing]
[groaning]
[chuckles]
Goodbye, Jurassic World.
[Bumpy bellowing]
Goodbye, Bumpy.
[Kenji laughing]
See ya never, stupid Dino Island!
You thought you could eat us? No way!
You thought
you could stomp on us?
- Think again!
- Yeah!
You thought you could
crush our spirits?
- Impossible!
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
- [chuckling]
To be fair,
the island did crush my spirit.
But then I defeated Toro.
Not again.
Well, Bumpy likes it
when I tell it.
[all grunt]
- Um guys?
- [all gasp]
- Everyone, secure the vines!
- [grunts]
- How?
- I don't know. Pull on them?
You said you had raft experience!
I said some raft experience. Some!
Oh! So only some of us will die.
The wind's strong.
We can just power through.
[all scream]
[screeching]
[growls]
Bumpy? Bumpy, we're back!
Bumpy?
- Bumpy? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- [leaves rustles]
[laughs]
[roars]
Sorry, Bumps.
Missed you, too.
Circle up, guys! Camp meeting!
Huh. Another one?
Don't worry. I'll be right back.
[growls]
Okay, on the plus side,
still no sign of Compies
around camp,
so that's good.
On the minus side, raft escape
attempt number one was
- Wet.
- Bad?
Didn't work.
It wasn't a total disaster.
Um, we lost the raft and almost drowned.
How is that not a disaster?
We didn't get eaten by dinosaurs?
Darius, we're out of options.
We tried kayaks, gyrospheres,
more gyrospheres,
Yaz's bad "find a helicopter
and learn to fly it ourselves" plan
Oh, and what about
Brooklynn's worse
"let's go back into the tunnels
and look for a phone" idea?
Ugh. Think!
What haven't we tried yet?
Just gonna pitch it
one more time
We're not building a human catapult.
How do we know it can't be done
if we never tried?
I think your idea sounds fun at least.
Thanks, Sammy.
And I always appreciate your optimism.
- Aw, thanks, Kenji!
- [both laugh]
I hear you, but I still think
a boat is the way to go.
All we need is a better sail.
Not to be a downer, but it took us weeks
to find enough usable fabric
for the last one.
And even if we do find a sail,
what's gonna save us
from another killer wave?
There's gotta be a fix.
Every problem always has a fix.
Ben, what do you think?
Ben?
Ben!
- Yo, jungle boy!
- Huh?
What do you think?
Uh yeah, what you said.
Really?
You think a human catapult
is the best idea?
Oh! No. That's ridiculous.
Darius is right, a raft is the way to go.
- Thank you!
- Fine.
Since there are no other options,
raft it is.
Awesome!
So, where can we scavenge a sail
that we haven't already looked?
It's a shame we can't
just go up to Lookout Point
and hang glide all the way to Costa Rica.
That would be so dope.
Wait, what's Lookout Point?
It's up in the mountains to the west.
It's like a whole deal.
They've got hang gliders and everything.
I used to go there all the time.
Hang gliders!
As in material
that are literally designed
to catch the wind?
- Yeah!
- [all laugh]
Hey! We could use that as a sail!
- Good idea, Kenji!
- [all laugh]
Welcome to Lookout Point!
Well, to be fair, Lookout Point
is up there,
but you get the gist.
- So, how do we get up there?
- The sky gondola, usually.
But with the power out,
you'll have to go on foot.
It shouldn't be too bad.
Probs just a one-to-five-day trek.
- That'll take me an hour.
- Great!
I'll wait for you at the top.
[machine whirrs]
Ta-da!
Solar panels. Sky gondola.
Last one there's the last one there!
I call shotgun!
[air hisses]
- [Sammy laughs]
- Bleh
Brooklynn.
I guess we're gonna ride together.
Yep.
After you.
- No, no, no. Really, after you.
- Thanks.
- Darius, hey!
- Darius!
Do you wanna ride with us?
Guess it's you and me, Ben.
Actually, you go ahead without me.
I'm gonna stay behind with Bumpy.
Uh are you sure?
Go ahead. I'm fine.
- [growls]
- Hi.
Kenji? You guys get
the hang glider without me.
I think something's bothering Ben.
- [Kenji] What?
- [Sammy laughs]
I think something's bothering Ben!
What?
You know what? Never mind.
Don't worry about it.
- What?
- [Sammy laughs]
[sighs]
Forget it.
Oh, I thought you were going up.
Nah, they got it covered.
[Kenji and Sammy screams]
[creaking]
[both laugh]
Kenji, I gotta say,
you're one of my favorite people
to hang out with.
Uh. thank you.
Right up there with Yaz, Brooklynn,
Darius, and Ben.
[chuckles]
So top five?
- Uh-huh!
- Sweet!
[both laugh]
Yeah!
- [cable car creaking]
- [Kenji and Sammy laugh]
So
- [clears throat]
- So
What do you like to do for fun back home?
I don't have a lot of time for fun.
I'm always competing or training.
Right, right. Totally relate.
Oh, you know what it's like
to spend five hours
in the gym every day?
I wish my job only took five hours a day!
Yeah, I'm sure it's really hard
to get paid to go to cool places
and record videos on your smartphone.
As a matter of fact, it is.
Ever tried to hold your phone steady
while climbing a glacier?
No! I was too busy running
four-and-a-half-minute miles.
You should try it sometime.
It's especially fun
when you're trying
to appease sponsors and
[sniffs]
Been there.
sacrificing a normal childhood
just to maintain good numbers.
- Yep. Same here.
- Wow!
We just have so much in common.
So nice.
[Kenji laughs]
So, Ben, how's it going?
Fine. Just making a Bumpy sled
so she can carry the hang glider.
Might as well be useful
since we're down here.
Ah, a Bumpy sled. Of course!
Besides the Bumpy sled, how's it going?
Like, going-going?
Wait. Why are you asking me how I'm doing?
Did Kenji put you up to this?
Kenji, if you're pranking me,
oh, you're gonna regret it.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! No.
No one's pranking you.
Kenji just went up on the gondola.
Jeez. Aggressive.
Totally.
Look, I just thought something
was bothering you earlier
and I wanted to check on you.
It's nothing.
You sure?
- I'll be fine.
- [gasps]
- There it is.
- What?
You said you'll be fine,
which means you're not fine right now.
[leaves rustles]
Wait.
[shushes]
Did you hear that?
We should move on just to be safe.
Okay, and then you'll tell me
what's wrong.
[shushes]
[growling]
[air pressure hisses]
[grunts]
[both laugh]
[calm music]
Pretty cool, right?
Hmm.
Sure, we'll get the hang gliders.
You two can just keep looking at things.
Sounds good!
Yaz, why don't you stay here?
I unboxed hang gliding in Mozambique,
so it's probably best for me, the expert,
to handle the hang glider.
[grunts]
That's okay.
Those hang gliders look pretty big,
so it's probably best for me, the athlete,
to do the heavy lifting.
[scoffs]
No, really. Please, I insist.
No, no, no. I insist.
You know, once you get past
the "imminent death
lurking around every corner" thing,
this place really is paradise.
You're insecure about your headband?
No.
- Out of hand sanitizer?
- Never.
You have a phobia of some sort?
- Oh, acrophobia!
- No.
- Autophobia?
- What's that?
I think it's being afraid of being alone?
Isn't everybody?
Oh, yeah.
Well, whatever it is, I'm sure I can help.
No, you can't!
Not every problem has a solution.
Yes, it does.
Not this one.
Well, if you tell me what it is,
we can figure it out.
You're worried about carbon emissions.
You're out of clean underwear.
I don't want to leave Bumpy again, okay?
That's my problem!
[gasps]
Oh.
Well, you don't have to leave Bumpy.
We'll build a bigger raft.
Darius, we've been through this.
She'll never fit on a raft.
She has to stay here.
There's no other way.
When we got back to camp and I saw her,
I realized it was a mistake to leave her.
She's always been there for me,
and then
I just abandoned her?
I can't I can't do it again.
I just can't.
[growls]
[sniffles]
Ben, she'll be okay without you.
Of course she will. She's a survivor.
It's just that
- I don't know if I'll be okay.
- [growls]
I appreciate what
you're trying to do, Darius,
but some things
some things just can't be fixed.
[growls]
[grunts]
Hmm.
[groans]
Relax. I can totally pick that lock.
That'll take forever.
All I need is a rock.
"All I need is a rock."
[sighs]
Where is a good one? Ah.
[gasps]
[both laugh]
Oh, wow, I can see everything
trees, trees,
more trees, jungle, beach
[gasps]
Kenji, look at this, quick!
There! See?
- [chain clatters]
- [chuckles]
So much for taking forever.
Yaz?
What's wrong?
These aren't rocks.
- They're eggs.
- [gasps]
And where there are eggs, there are
[screeches]
Back to the gondolas!
[Brooklynn] We gotta get out of here!
- [shrieks]
- [growls]
[gasps]
[snarls]
Nice, creepy bird thing.
[Kenji screams]
[screeching]
Why is it doing that?
[both gasp]
[screams]
[both yell]
[both gasp]
Oh, please!
- Hurry!
- Come on!
[snarls]
[both gasp]
[door whirrs]
[growling]
- They're closing in!
- [yells]
- Is there another way down?
- [both groan]
- No other choice.
- Nope.
Right.
[both grunt]
[Brooklynn and Yaz scream]
[gasps]
- [giggling[
- [loud whoosh]
[screeching]
- We gotta speed up!
- How?
It's not like
there's a gas pedal on this thing!
- [screeches]
- Lean left!
Incoming! To the right, now!
[both scream]
Head for that cloud!
[both chuckle]
- I think we lost them!
- [both laugh]
- [screeching]
- [both shriek]
[both yell]
[growls]
[both pant]
[both scream]
Yaz? Brooklynn!
Darius, watch out!
[snarling]
[both grunt]
[both scream]
[growls]
[snarling]
[both grunting]
Whoo!
- [growls]
- [chuckles]
- Wow!
- That was very impressive.
I mean, not as impressive as me and Yaz
literally flying away from danger, but
[both laugh]
[Kenji giggles]
Oh, I love it when we're all alive!
Yeah! Take that, Dino Island!
[Kenji] Whoo!
Yeah, it's a little torn,
but we can fix it.
And it's gonna be a perfect sail
for our next boat.
Boat!
Boat!
[Kenji and Sammy laugh]
Uh
What are we talking about?
We saw Tiff and Mitch's boat!
It's on some rocks not far offshore.
We can totally get to it!
[gasps]
[waves crashing]
[all pant]
[Kenji] Yeah!
Hey! That boat's big enough to fit Bumpy!
Darius, I guess you were right,
every problem does have a fix.
[growls]
[gentle music]
[purrs]
Man, remember when we ran straight
at that freaky, flying dinosaur?
Nope! Already blocked it out!
That's why I'm here to remind you.
[laughs]
No!
So, tell me about track meetings.
- What are they like?
- [laughs]
Meetings?
What, you think I run laps
in a conference room?
Come on! Can I at least get
a few points for trying?
[inhales deeply]
[exhales deeply]
[calm music]
[rustles]
[suspenseful music]
[footsteps thumping]
[roars]
[closing theme music]
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