Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous (2020) s04e08 Episode Script

Technical Difficulties

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[rumbling]
[theme music]
[theme music continues]
[rattling]
[growls]
[roars]
[owl hooting]
[whispers]
Come on.
[tense music]
We still don't know
what Kash's next move is,
or why he wants to control those dinos.
[whispers]
Uh, I know why. The dude's a total psycho.
[Kenji] And the longer Darius is with him,
the more danger he's in.
[keyboard clacking]
[digital trilling]
[Kash] Out with the old,
in with the cool.
[phone vibrates]
-[phone beeps]
-[Kash] Hey.
[Kash] Yeah. The investors are coming?
Nice! Listen, boss,
Kashmeister is gonna blow their minds.
I'm talking full-scale demonstration.
They'll beg us to take their money.
Six days?
[gasps]
That's not a lot of time
to get the biomes and dinos prepared.
Yeah, no, I got this.
The future of the company
could not be in better hands.
-[phone beeps]
-[grunts]
-[slams]
-[gasps]
[robots clanking]
[tense music]
[gasps]
Come on. Come on. Come on!
He's late.
What if something happened to him?
[sighs]
Nothing happened to him.
Uh, what if something did?
-[door opens]
-[Sammy gasps]
[door closes]
[panting]
-[explosion]
-[screams, grunts]
-[clanks]
-[gasps]
[ominous music]
I see you've found your new babysitter.
Or rather, it's found you.
[Kash] It's part of my new fleet
of upgraded models.
I call it BRAD-X.
After you disappeared,
it seemed like a good time
to take this baby for a spin.
BT-dubs, what are you doing out here?
Honestly? I've been cooped up
all day, and I'm bored.
Can't I go for a walk?
Sure you can.
And from now on,
BRAD-X will be right there with you.
And in case, you get any ideas…
-[Kash grunting]
-[thumping]
[grunting continues]
[breathing heavily]
Huh?
[clanks]
This new model's virtually indestructible.
[whirring]
[clanks]
[sighs]
[clanking]
[whispers]
Six…
What does that mean?
No idea.
But we need to know what Darius knows.
[owl hooting]
[sighs deeply]
[door shuts]
-Hey, Kash?
-What's up?
Anything I can help with?
Does this look like something
you can handle?
No, but if there's anything else
you need done, like out there…
You know what? Maybe you can be useful.
Yeah! What do you need?
First thing in the a.m.,
go clean up the jungle biome.
If you can handle that,
I've got something much bigger for you.
-[keyboard clacking]
-No problem. I'm on it.
And if you try anything
you shouldn't, well,
BRAD-X will show you
why that's a painfully bad idea.
That coward turned
a robot loose on a child?
[Mae groans]
That thing was no joke.
Kash went to town on it,
and it didn't even get a scratch.
Just because it's tough on the outside,
doesn't mean it's tough on the inside too.
-What do you mean?
-It's just a robot, right?
Maybe you can shut it down,
or reprogram it
to be good instead of evil.
So if we can find one, B can hack it,
and we can swap it out with Darius's.
Oh! Um, not sure if--
We'd finally have a way
to communicate with Darius!
Wow, Brooklynn.
Is there anything you can't do?
Uh, jump-starting cars, fixing sonars,
robot-reprogramming, nope.
That's all the major life skills.
NBD.
[whispers]
No big deal.
Well, it's kind of a BD…
Big deal.
Pssh! We've seen your videos.
You've got skills!
Like that time you unboxed Silicon Valley,
"AI, is it our future or our destruction?"
Oh!
[chuckles]
Or when you unboxed Cape Canaveral
and built and coded your own rocket.
It eventually came down…
Or when you unboxed Detroit
and designed your own model electric car!
Personally, I'm a little surprised.
Not that you built an electric car,
but that Yaz knew about it.
Okay, I may have seen
one or two of your videos.
The point is, you did all that cool stuff,
you could totally crush
this robot thing too!
Let's go hack a BRAD!
-[metal clanks]
-[whirs]
[digital trilling]
[tense music]
[digital trilling]
[loud thud]
[gasps]
[digital trilling]
[relieved sigh]
Okay, minor setback.
Let's see where it's going.
[suspenseful music]
Something tells me
we shouldn't go in there.
Which means
we're obviously going in there.
Come on.
[clanking]
[tense music]
[door beeps]
[gasps]
-[thuds]
-[gasps]
[gasps]
[whispers]
Over there!
[metal clanking]
[tense music]
[whirring]
[gasps]
It's a BRAD-making workshop!
[Darius sighs]
Aren't you at least gonna help?
[sighs]
Of course.
[metal clanking]
-[clanks]
-[gasps]
[hissing]
[gasps]
[in robotic voice]
Perimeter breach.
[Darius panting]
[gasps]
What are you doing?
Unauthorized perimeter breach.
It was an old can of sleeping gas
that you guys use to tranq the dinosaurs!
I didn't want to get knocked out!
[digital trilling]
[grunts]
[mumbles]
Why couldn't this be you?
[clanks]
[whirring]
[clanking, beeping]
[whispers]
Great. A robot that builds other robots.
Look out!
[gasps]
[beeping, whirring]
[gasps]
[crackling]
[tense music]
[clanking]
-Yaz and I will keep watch outside.
-I'll go check on Darius.
[whirring, crackling]
[suspenseful music]
I wouldn't even know where to begin.
Good thing you do.
TBH, I've actually never done
anything like this before.
You've never hacked a robot
to save a friend from a killer robot?
Slacker.
[Sammy] You'll figure it out.
You always do.
[metal clanks]
[dinosaurs screech]
Nice job cleaning up the 'ome.
Although I gotta say, you look rough.
[Kash] BRAD-X give you a hard time?
Nah. We understand each other.
Good.
[screeching]
'Cause you're going to inject
my new control chip into a dino
to see if it works.
What? I mean,
why not have one of the BRADs do it?
Because I'm still not sure
you're worth keeping around.
So, you can either impress me,
or things are gonna go very bad for you.
Very, very bad.
Okay. Which dinosaur do I have to chip?
Oh, like I always say,
"Go big or go home."
So, I'm thinking the Spinosaurus.
[gasps]
If you're lucky,
you can catch him while he's sleeping.
That thing does not like people.
He chips the dino,
or he doesn't come back.
Got it?
Affirmative.
[ominous music]
[clanks]
[gasps]
Here goes nothing.
-[crackling]
-[both gasp]
[sighs]
[sighs]
-[dinosaur snoring]
-[gasps]
[tense music]
Whoa!
[gasps]
[ominous music]
You're even bigger than I thought.
If Kash had control of you…
[snoring]
[ominous music]
[low growling]
[snarls]
[growls]
[whirring]
[tense music]
[crackling]
-[robot burrs]
-[gasps]
You did it!
-[both gasp]
-[crackling]
[both gasp]
-[crackling]
-[Brooklynn] Look out!
[both scream]
[zapping]
[panicked grunts]
-[digital trilling]
-[sputtering]
[thuds]
I really thought I had it this time.
I hate to pile on more bad news,
but Kash is making Darius inject
the Spinosaurus with his new control chip.
That thing will kill him!
And if he doesn't do it,
the BRAD-X has orders to…
B, we gotta switch it out.
Like, now. How close are you?
-Actually--
-She's super close. Right, Brooklynn?
-Well, I--
-Of course, she is.
If she can program AI, she can do this.
Probably wiring that thing to fly
to the moon and make Darius breakfast.
I can't do this, okay?
I just, I just can't!
[Brooklynn] This isn't one of my videos.
This is real.
Your videos were real.
[Brooklynn] Yeah, eventually,
after about a hundred outtakes
and mistakes!
That AI programming was way over my head.
The rocket I coded kept blowing up
and that model electric car?
I redid the transmission 17 times!
Darius needs us now,
and we just don't have time
for all my mess-ups.
No. We're sorry
for putting so much pressure on you.
And for thinking that
hacking a robot would be easy.
I didn't. I assumed that's why
we made Brooklynn do it.
I'm out of ideas.
I've tried almost every BRAD-X in here.
[digital trilling]
Not every BRAD.
[roars]
We gotta go!
[Darius] Come on! Come on! Come on!
-Hello!
-[rumbling]
[growls]
-[screeching]
-[yelps]
Unauthorized perimeter breach.
[Darius panting]
[panicked grunts]
Security breach.
Seriously?
-[zapping]
-[yelps]
[grunts, groans]
[growls]
[Darius] Oh, come on!
-[snarls]
-[rumbling]
[clinking]
-[grunts]
-[clanks]
-[both grunt]
-[Yaz] Hurry!
Hypothetically, the older model
should be easier to hack,
and we know it can send commands, so…
We can get this BRAD to command
Darius's BRAD-X to listen to him!
That's genius!
I just hope Darius can hang in there
a little bit longer.
[groans]
[stomping]
[roars]
[gasps, pants]
[breathing heavily]
[snarls]
[panting]
[suspenseful music]
[breathing heavily]
[yelps]
-[roars]
-[screams]
Must chip dino. Must chip dino.
[BRAD-X] Must chip dino.
[grunts]
-[snarls]
-[yelps]
-[Darius grunts]
-[clanks]
-[zaps]
-[crackling]
[roars]
[growls]
[thumps]
[dinosaur growls]
[grunts, pants]
[Darius grunts]
[snarls]
[rumbling]
[grunts]
[yells]
-[hissing]
-[dinosaur cries]
[Darius sighs]
[roars]
[panting]
[screams]
[loud thud]
[moans]
[gasps]
[Darius breathing heavily]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[whirs]
Oh.
Must chip dino.
[snores]
[sighs]
[dramatic music]
[BRAD-X] Stop.
You don't have to do this.
Uh…
-I don't?
-It's Brooklynn.
[gasps]
Long story short, I hacked a BRAD.
-Tell him we miss him!
-And to be careful.
[warbles]
Destroy the chip,
and I'll have this guy tell Kash
you injected the Spino with it.
He'll never know.
[Darius grunts]
Brooklynn, I…
Thank you.
I can't control its weapons
or anything yet,
but you are so not alone, dude.
Thanks, guys.
Hey! I know what Kash is up to.
He's working on a big demonstration
for Mantah Corp investors.
It's going down in six days.
Now, if we can figure out
a way to mess it up…
We could put an end to Kash's dino-fights,
and take Mantah Corp down for good.
-[Sammy chuckles]
-[Yaz] Yeah, all right!
-[all cheering]
-Yes!
-[Ben] Oh!
-Ooh!
[sighs]
That was amazing.
I mean, you're always amazing,
but today was especially clutch.
[chuckles]
Thanks, Kenji. That's really sweet.
Too bad you can't post "Unboxing a BRAD"
when you get home.
I bet your followers
might like seeing the real you.
Maybe you're right.
And if I don't get any likes, so be it.
Well, I like you.
[chuckles]
I like it.
[Kenji] The video. Not you.
Well, you because you're in it, but the…
Hmm…
[clanks]
Gotta admit, I'm impressed.
Putting a chip in a Spino's noggin
is not easy.
I assume.
Guess I got lucky.
[clacking]
[beeps]
Then why isn't it working?
What actually happened out there?
[Brooklynn through BRAD-X]
Mission completed as directed.
[tense music]
-[beeping]
-[Kash] Huh?
Didn't work on the other
two test subjects either.
-[sighs]
-All the dinos we chipped today
are adults, so
their fully formed pre-frontal cortexes
are probably rejecting the control.
Which means
I'll need to use the chips
on more impressionable assets.
Odds are the chips will be too much,
fry their little brains, but, hey…
such is the price of genius.
[cries]
[squeaks]
[ominous music]
[closing theme music]
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