Just Add Magic (2015) s02e14 Episode Script

Just Add Fluffy

1 [creaking] Guys.
Look.
Turned to ash.
All the spices are ruined.
How is this possible? I don't know.
But we're in big trouble.
Okay, that's it for today.
Just a reminder that tomorrow auditions will be held for "Murder Masquerade.
" Sign up sheets are outside my office, and I will see you tomorrow.
- You gonna try out? - I don't know.
Maybe a small part.
You're amazing.
You should go for the lead.
[British accent] Well, I do have a good English accent.
[chuckles] Uh, want to grab a smoothie? - Sure, I'd, oh-- - [cell phone chimes] Sorry, Piper, I've gotta run.
Maybe tomorrow.
[cell phone chimes] [bell jingles] I think the afternoon coffee rush is finally over.
I never realized how snippy people get when they need their afternoon caffeine fix.
It's worse in the morning.
Hey, we're running low on napkins.
Can you get some from the stock room? Aye, aye, captain.
[cell phone buzzing] I think I'm gonna take my break first, if that's okay.
[bell jingles] Right on time.
Hey, guys.
What a day.
Mr.
Morris assigned me so much homework.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm auditioning for the play.
- No way.
- No way! - Yeah.
- That's so exciting.
Dad, what are you doing? Cleaning out the garage.
I need to make room for my files now that I'm working from home.
You left your job to work out of the garage? I left my job so I could be home for you and Buddy while your mom runs for mayor.
I'm going to be first gentleman of Saffron Falls.
How cool is that? Almost as cool as being the first daughter of Saffron Falls.
Ah.
[chuckles] Have fun in the garage.
Oh, I'm all done in there.
Next up: the attic.
The attic? Yeah, I'm turning it into my office.
I-- I forgot something upstairs.
Nice job, Nate.
Not bad, Chloe.
You can do better, Hannah.
- Well done, Jeremy.
- [school bell rings] Uh, Mr.
Morris.
I-- I don't understand.
A C? The lowest grade I've ever received was a B, and that was in a nightmare.
Well, I'm sorry, Hannah, but I found that your paper was lacking insight and depth.
Oh.
Well, I've always excelled at my essay writing.
In fact, my old teacher criticized me for doing too much research.
Well, this isn't Rockbury.
We expect more.
Well, I-- I can't get a C.
Is there anything I can do to improve it, an extra assignment, maybe? [sighs] Tell you what.
Write a paper on how the gold rush affected Saffron Falls.
There's an exhibit at the historical society.
Great.
Thank you.
You can have it on my desk first thing Monday morning? Of course.
This will mean spending your weekend at a museum.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm actually a platinum member there.
All right, then.
I'll look forward to receiving it.
You better get to work.
I will.
Kelly.
A word.
What's up, boss? First of all, don't call me boss.
You got it, chief.
You're doing a great job.
Orders are being expedited, coffee's being refilled.
- I'm impressed.
- Thanks.
I'm-- I'm really enjoying it.
Yeah, here's the thing, though.
You're working here to make enough money to pay for a school trip to Washington.
Right? Yeah, I-- I felt weird asking my parents for it now that my dad's working freelance from home.
Yeah, that's great.
But you're never gonna get there on the hourly wage Mama P is paying.
I mean, it's all about tips.
Yeah, I mean, I-- I'm doing pretty good.
Look.
This guy gave me 20 percent.
Yeah, on a $7 check.
That's $1.
40.
That's not even enough to take a bus across town, let alone to Washington.
So, what do I do? [bell jingles] Well it's all about anticipating the customer's needs.
Take Mr.
Fisher over there.
He always orders a coffee.
With a little non-fat milk.
And two packages of sweetener.
Now, I could wait for him to come over and order, or Afternoon, Mr.
Fisher.
Here's your coffee.
You're the best, Jake.
Here.
Keep the change.
Oh, thank you.
Wow.
That was amazing.
Next up: move tables.
That woman has been reading her magazine for the past hour and a half.
The only thing she's ordered was a bowl of soup.
I know, but what can I do? Watch and learn.
Let me know if there's anything else I can get you.
Well done.
That's why you're the boss.
Chief.
Captain.
- What should I call you? - How about Jake? Well, that's not as much fun, but okay, Jake.
[chuckles] [bell jingles] Grandma Becky, I love your store.
Oh, it's not mine, Darby, I just run it, but thanks.
I'm having fun.
I have major news.
I'm auditioning for a play.
That's terrific, Darby.
What play? "Murder Masquerade.
" It's a mystery set in an English manor in the 1940's.
I'm trying out for the role of the inspector.
Perfect.
She's always wanted to be a detective.
[British accent] I was strolling in the garden when I saw Lord Cumberland and Miss Abernathy sitting on a bench holding hands.
Six hours later in the light of the moon, Lord Cumberland was found murdered.
Coincidence? I don't believe in coincidence.
- Oh, bravo.
- Thank you, you're too kind.
So impressive.
And you're totally off book.
Well, I really want to nail this.
Which is why we're here.
We came by to see if you have any props or anything Darby can use for her audition.
Oh, of course.
You can borrow anything off this rack.
Smashing.
Shall we, ladies? How long are you gonna be talking wtih that accent? It's called method acting, my dear.
[chuckles] [giggling] Maybe maybe not.
I love this store.
I think I'll take the hat.
It was made for you.
Ooh.
That box would look cool as set dressing.
How much? Uh, it's a beautiful piece.
And it's only $450.
Maybe I'll stick to the hat.
Yeah.
It was nice of your grandma to lend me this hat.
Just don't lose it.
I can't.
It's bobby pinned to my head.
- [giggling] - Uh-- Oh-- Dad, what are you doing with that? Getting rid of it.
What? No, you can't do that.
- Why not? - Because our dolls are still inside.
It's okay, guys.
I removed the dolls.
Go ahead, Dad.
Yeah.
We can just find another place to play.
Little help with the door, Kell? Mm-hm.
- Well, that was scary.
- I forgot to tell you guys.
I already took everything out.
Looks like we're gonna have to find another place to hide the book.
Maybe we can keep it at your house, Hannah.
Yeah, totally.
- It's gone.
- Darby: What? - Maybe it fell out.
- No, I don't think so.
Everything's still in here except for the book.
And the spices.
Do you think someone stole it? This is bad.
What are we gonna do? Are you sure? Who would steal the cookbook? Someone who knows it's magical.
Nobody knows except you three, me, Becky, Mama P and Jake.
Nobody that we know of.
We already saw what happened when Chuck had access to magic.
This could be really dangerous.
We need to cook a spell to find the book.
But we need the book to do that.
We were hoping you could help us.
[sighs] When I was your age, I created a recipe that might work.
"Track Fluffy.
" - [giggling] - Catchy.
I had a cat who kept running off, so I created something to find him.
Let me guess.
His name was Fluffy? No, Lester.
- Yes, Fluffy.
- [giggling] The recipe is for Fluffer Nutter cookies.
I've never heard of those.
The title may not be great, the cookies are, you will love them.
Marshmallow and peanut butter? Yeah, this is gonna be good.
Well, not to be the negative one, but what's the downside? When I used it, I found Fluffy, but I lost track of other stuff, like my homework.
Eh.
It's no biggie.
I'm used to losing things anyway.
Well, it wasn't always things.
Sometimes I lost track of time, or lost track of what I was saying.
- It's not a perfect spell.
- We don't have a choice.
We can't just let someone run around town with our book.
Especially if they know how to use it.
Be on the alert for signs.
The book may not just appear, but there will be signs pointing you in the right direction.
Now, let yourself out.
I have a piano lesson to teach.
Actually, my dad is home all the time now.
We can't cook there.
You think it would be okay if we borrow your kitchen? I guess.
As long as you clean up.
These look good.
I wish they weren't magical so I could have more than one.
Ready? Mm.
I'm not getting anything.
You? Just some peanut butter sticking to the roof of my mouth.
Maybe if we close our eyes, we'll get a flash.
Maybe it didn't work.
Well, Miss Silvers said to stay on the look out for signs.
Grocery store, grocery store.
Grocery store? So? Miss Silvers needs to buy food.
No, this wasn't on here before.
I noticed it when we were cooking, and all it said was "butter, milk and coffee.
" Look at this.
"Grocery Store in A minor.
" The grocery store must be a sign.
Oh, it's a sign, all right.
A very, very cool sign.
Come on.
How do we know who has our book? We can't just go up to people and ask them.
Just look for someone suspicious, I guess.
That guy looks shady.
So does that guy.
Whoa.
Guys, look, another sign.
Someone stole the book? Oh, we prefer temporarily relocated it.
Well, it wasn't me, in case you're wondering.
We know, Mama P.
The spell brought us here.
Maybe one of your customers has it.
If you're going to accuse anyone, start with mister chef salad by the window.
He's been taking up a table for two hours.
Do you know his name? - Gus.
I'm joking.
- [sighs] I'm sure you'll find the book, I have faith in you.
Afternoon, Mama P.
Here you go.
Thanks, Dan.
Whoo.
Sure is a hot Delish Dogs day out there.
What did he just say? It's a hot day out.
I'm pretty sure he said a hot delish dogs day out.
Delish Dogs is a hot dog cart on Eighth.
I go there with Dad all the time.
The turkey chili cheese dogs are close to perfection.
Well, it looks like we're one step behind whoever took the book.
Off to Delish Dogs we go.
Kelly, where are you going? Your shift's about to start.
Oh, right.
Sorry.
Get your apron, I need your help.
A bunch of girls decided to have a birthday celebration at table nine.
Yikes.
They left a mess.
- Sorry, guys.
- It's okay.
Darby and I will keep looking for it.
- Let's go.
- Uh, actually, I have my audition this afternoon.
But I won't take long.
Don't worry.
I check out the hot dog cart on my way to the museum.
Thanks.
I am no longer Darby O'Brien.
[British accent] I am chief inspector Victoria Langham.
People may underestimate my abilities because of my short stature, but that would be a grave mistake.
[giggling] - You're gonna do great.
- Thanks.
Okay, Darby.
Whenever you're ready.
[British accent] I was strolling in the garden when I saw Lord Abernathy and-- It's actually Lord Cumberland.
Right.
Sorry.
Just nervous.
Take your time.
Start again.
[British accent] I was strolling in the garden when I saw Lord Cumberland and-- and Mr.
-- Mr.
-- I don't know what's happening.
I swear I know these backwards and forwards.
Just take a look at your script.
Just relax.
I was walking in the garden when I murdered Lord Cumberland and-- - [laughter] - Wait.
Murdered, that-- that's not right.
Um, did I say strolling or walking? Darby.
Darby, stop.
Oh, no.
I forgot the accent, didn't I? And the lines, I'm afraid.
We have more people to audition.
Would you like to take a few minutes outside, and collect yourself? No, I don't think so.
This was a mistake.
I never should have auditioned.
Can I help you? I actually don't think you can.
But as long as I'm here, I guess I'll have a veggie dog.
Okay.
You want cheese on that? Maybe some chili? Um, no thanks, just ketchup.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
"Timber Books"? Seriously? A book store? [sighs] Hm.
Not bad.
Excuse me.
What is this? Turkey sandwich, mustard, hold the mayo, and a side cup of fruit.
I ordered a vegetarian sandwich with chips.
Oh, uh, I'm-- I'm so sorry.
I-- I must have taken your order down wrong.
Let me redo it.
It'll only take a few minutes.
Have this to tide you over.
On the house.
Table four's unhappy.
They didn't like the chili? They didn't order the chili.
They ordered a ham and cheese croissant.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure.
I will give this to them on the house.
What's with you today? You've been making mistakes all over the place.
You gave table two table six's food, table eight got an omelet instead of oatmeal, and don't even get me started on what you gave table 12.
I don't know.
I'm usually really good at remembering orders.
I told you to always write it down.
That's the thing, I am.
Here.
On the house.
Wh-- No tip.
What did I forget to give them? Their food.
I'm sorry for whatever I did.
Um-- Here.
On the house.
By the way, you know on the house means on Kelly.
Right? So you froze, Darby, it happens.
But I knew my lines.
I was up all night practicing them.
It was the spell.
Don't worry, Darby, there will be other plays.
I don't know why we're always one step behind the book, but we need to figure it out.
Clearly, we're suffering the downside of a spell.
Not Hannah.
How come you're not losing track of anything? Probably because I always keep a list on hand.
See? In my note section.
Things that I have to do, things that matter, and things I'm grateful for.
Wow, must be hard being you.
Look at the top of your list.
- "Go to museum.
" - Oh, no.
- I totally-- - Lost track of time? Come on, let's go to the book store.
If we can't find the book there, then we'll look for a sign.
Look.
That's our book.
[giggling] Well, it was our book.
That was weird.
The drawing just disappeared.
And it didn't give us a clue.
The spell just broke.
You're right.
I suddenly remember my lines.
You didn't freeze.
The spell caused you to forget your lines.
Yeah, and I lost track of everyone's orders.
The museum just closed.
I can't believe I blew a chance to improve my grade.
Why did it break when we haven't found the book? Come on.
Let's go.
It doesn't make sense.
We-- We can't find the book, and now the spell is broken.
Well, who stole it? Obviously, we're close.
Maybe it wasn't stolen after all.
Well, it didn't just fall out of Kelly's bag.
That's not what I meant.
Maybe the book just left you.
What? No way.
The book decides who the protectors are, and for how long.
You said a few girls had a birthday party at Mama P's, and that three girls came out of the book store.
Which is when the symbol on the sign disappeared.
They must have had the book.
But why would the book leave us now? I mean, we haven't even had it for that long.
It's not up to us to know why.
Well, we haven't been using it for the past couple months, maybe it figured it should move on.
But there were so many recipes I wanted to try.
Like Itchy Ice Cream.
We still have a lot to learn about magic.
Oh, I've been dreading this moment.
We could have helped so many more people, and done so much more good with the book.
Did the book leave us because we didn't do a good job? Don't be sad, girls.
There is life after magic.
Look at me.
I'm sorry about my audition.
Oh, you were nervous.
Actually, I wasn't, but that isn't important.
Can I do it for you now? Oh, I'm sorry, Darby, but I already cast the role.
Oh, uh, well, can I audition for another part? I'm afraid all of the parts have been assigned.
But maybe next time.
Look, I really love the theater.
If I can't be an actor, I'd still like to be a part of it.
I'm willing to do whatever is needed.
I really love the attitude.
Maybe you can help build sets.
Oh.
Another free muffin? Relax, they actually ordered that one.
And look.
Got a 20 percent tip.
There you go.
Yeah.
Now I only owe Mama P another $22.
50 for all the food I gave away.
[school bell rings] Hannah.
[sighs] Hi, Mr.
Morris.
Where's your paper? That.
Right.
See, the thing is, by the time that I got to the museum, it was already closed for the day.
You asked for a chance, Hannah.
I gave it to you.
I promise you this class is very important to me.
Uh, this is so unlike me.
I keep lists and everything.
Well, if it's that important to you, you're gonna have to start working a lot harder.
I'm not impressed.
I understand.
I hope so.
[door closes] Hi, Dad.
Hi, Kell.
Everything okay? You look down.
No, I'm fine.
You? You kidding? It's 5:00 and dinner's in the oven.
I cleaned up the attic and now I'm watching the news.
I love working from home.
That's great.
It smells good.
Oh, hey, look.
I know that guy.
Well, thanks, Ron.
This local man had a good day.
RJ White bought the winning ticket in the Saffron Falls lottery, and then later, he spent some of that at the race track where he unbelievably won the trifecta.
I don't know, I guess it's just my lucky day.
That's the kook I met at Mama P's who tried to convince me Grandma was under a magic spell.
- Are you sure? - Of course.
maybe go shopping for some new shoes.
I don't believe he won both of those in one day.
I bet he cheated.
I guarantee you he cheated.