Kaidan: Hazama no sekai (2013) s01e03 Episode Script
L'ombre d'un doute
- What is your hand doing down there?
- Well I'm helping.
- I don't need help.
- Uh, well
- What?
- Forget about it.
Ok, don't take it for you, it's not personal. Every guys are wrong.
- Yeah?
- You don't know what to do down there.
- But you're good at a lot of other things!
- Wow, can you teach me?
Ok, so first: my clitoris is not a penis.
Licking it won't give me an orgasm.
- Right
- It's not a pie eating contest. Take your time.
- Ok
- Focus on the target, watch it.
And then, attack!
Cause you guys go without a plan, no strategy.
We need to be more military.
That's right! Oh and in the end, I don't like to feel that my ass is in a pool.
- Right it's
- So when you've finished,
I would like you to wipe your mouth.
On my stomach, on your hand, on the bed sheets, I don't care. But do it.
Cause my lip gloss costs forty five euro, and it's a waste each time.
Wow, I feel better. And you, something to say?
Well when you're doing a blowjob, could you play with the balls?
Created by
Maykel Stone and Sidney Soriano
Ah, those using paper don't know the feeling of having your library anytime on you.
- I did it!
- Hello. Hevn Sorensen and Miley Evans.
We are your new neighbors.
You bought Alex and Audrey's apartment? Come in!
- We won't stay long.
- I'm Nikolaus Zimmermann.
- It's apples.
- Excuse me?
- The pie. It's an apple pie.
- You are living alone?
Yes. I mean, no. I'm alone now, my girlfriend is out.
- She likes apples? Everyone does!
- Not Snow White.
- Oh. It's your girlfriend?
- Since when are you living here?
Three years for me, four years for my girlfriend. You'll like the neighborhood.
- Great. We like when it's calm.
- Where do you come from?
- Paris.
- Britain.
- We travel a lot.
- Do you want some tea or coffee?
- No thanks, we still have a lot to do.
- And I need to clean the kitchen now.
Alright.
- Say hello to Isobel for us.
- I will.
- Maykel! I thought you would never answer.
- It's 6am here.
- I forgot the time difference.
- That's so you.
- How is Johannes?
- Good
- What with the hesitation?
- There was no hesitation.
- I'm a friend and your analyst. Don't lie to me.
- There is nothing.
So can you explain to me why you finally answer the phone after two years of silence?
I knew you'd call.
- How? Even I didn't know 5 minutes ago.
- Long story, but I'll explain soon.
- What?
- I'm coming back in Strasbourg.
Finally! You'll see, a lot changed here. And Nikolaus will be happy to see his brother.
Johannes stays here for work.
- Too bad. But bring us some Canadian gifts!
- Already bought some.
By the way, I'm coming with Greg.
- Greg? But why?
- He is here for work, so we'll travel together.
That's not fair. You're trading Johannes for Greg?
- I'm not asking you to seduce him.
- Thanks, I'm in a relationship, and faithful.
It's so weird from you.
You thought I would end as an old lady with cats?
Not cats. Just one cat. You can't take care of more than one.
- Ok, it's time to hang up.
- I'll be back in two weeks.
Great, we'll talk then. Cause I'm the one paying the phone right now.
- Say hello to Nikolaus.
- I will.
I'll tell my mom that we have news.
- He was strange.
- Why does he come back?
Don't know, I was deranged when he told me about Greg.
You don't need that to be deranged.
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
- What do you think of the new neighbors?
- They look nice.
One is smiling a lot and the other one not at all. And the brunette, Miley,
I'm not sure she understands everything.
- I saw them this morning.
- And?
- Lesbians.
- Miley and Hevn?
Stop thinking about them!
Anyway, I agree with you. These girls are strange.
- It's the first time you agree with me.
- Probably the last, too.
But the way they act they are hiding something.
Like what? You think they are aliens?
- You're going too far.
- This Miley acts so weird
- You're obsessed with her.
- Not at all.
- I'll keep an eye on you.
- They are lesbians!
- And that's what guys like!
- But I
Don't try to justify yourself, it's worse.
Not at all.
Maykel Stone
- Well I'm helping.
- I don't need help.
- Uh, well
- What?
- Forget about it.
Ok, don't take it for you, it's not personal. Every guys are wrong.
- Yeah?
- You don't know what to do down there.
- But you're good at a lot of other things!
- Wow, can you teach me?
Ok, so first: my clitoris is not a penis.
Licking it won't give me an orgasm.
- Right
- It's not a pie eating contest. Take your time.
- Ok
- Focus on the target, watch it.
And then, attack!
Cause you guys go without a plan, no strategy.
We need to be more military.
That's right! Oh and in the end, I don't like to feel that my ass is in a pool.
- Right it's
- So when you've finished,
I would like you to wipe your mouth.
On my stomach, on your hand, on the bed sheets, I don't care. But do it.
Cause my lip gloss costs forty five euro, and it's a waste each time.
Wow, I feel better. And you, something to say?
Well when you're doing a blowjob, could you play with the balls?
Created by
Maykel Stone and Sidney Soriano
Ah, those using paper don't know the feeling of having your library anytime on you.
- I did it!
- Hello. Hevn Sorensen and Miley Evans.
We are your new neighbors.
You bought Alex and Audrey's apartment? Come in!
- We won't stay long.
- I'm Nikolaus Zimmermann.
- It's apples.
- Excuse me?
- The pie. It's an apple pie.
- You are living alone?
Yes. I mean, no. I'm alone now, my girlfriend is out.
- She likes apples? Everyone does!
- Not Snow White.
- Oh. It's your girlfriend?
- Since when are you living here?
Three years for me, four years for my girlfriend. You'll like the neighborhood.
- Great. We like when it's calm.
- Where do you come from?
- Paris.
- Britain.
- We travel a lot.
- Do you want some tea or coffee?
- No thanks, we still have a lot to do.
- And I need to clean the kitchen now.
Alright.
- Say hello to Isobel for us.
- I will.
- Maykel! I thought you would never answer.
- It's 6am here.
- I forgot the time difference.
- That's so you.
- How is Johannes?
- Good
- What with the hesitation?
- There was no hesitation.
- I'm a friend and your analyst. Don't lie to me.
- There is nothing.
So can you explain to me why you finally answer the phone after two years of silence?
I knew you'd call.
- How? Even I didn't know 5 minutes ago.
- Long story, but I'll explain soon.
- What?
- I'm coming back in Strasbourg.
Finally! You'll see, a lot changed here. And Nikolaus will be happy to see his brother.
Johannes stays here for work.
- Too bad. But bring us some Canadian gifts!
- Already bought some.
By the way, I'm coming with Greg.
- Greg? But why?
- He is here for work, so we'll travel together.
That's not fair. You're trading Johannes for Greg?
- I'm not asking you to seduce him.
- Thanks, I'm in a relationship, and faithful.
It's so weird from you.
You thought I would end as an old lady with cats?
Not cats. Just one cat. You can't take care of more than one.
- Ok, it's time to hang up.
- I'll be back in two weeks.
Great, we'll talk then. Cause I'm the one paying the phone right now.
- Say hello to Nikolaus.
- I will.
I'll tell my mom that we have news.
- He was strange.
- Why does he come back?
Don't know, I was deranged when he told me about Greg.
You don't need that to be deranged.
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
- What do you think of the new neighbors?
- They look nice.
One is smiling a lot and the other one not at all. And the brunette, Miley,
I'm not sure she understands everything.
- I saw them this morning.
- And?
- Lesbians.
- Miley and Hevn?
Stop thinking about them!
Anyway, I agree with you. These girls are strange.
- It's the first time you agree with me.
- Probably the last, too.
But the way they act they are hiding something.
Like what? You think they are aliens?
- You're going too far.
- This Miley acts so weird
- You're obsessed with her.
- Not at all.
- I'll keep an eye on you.
- They are lesbians!
- And that's what guys like!
- But I
Don't try to justify yourself, it's worse.
Not at all.
Maykel Stone