Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e02 Episode Script
Expert Of Loving Huge Breasts
Serving 2 - Expert of Loving Huge Breasts Master.
You have really done it.
Kinkou, the only item that can tame that sexually harassing maid.
The effect is confirmed.
But Even Kogarashi will die.
But dying is terrible Good morning, Master.
W-What is it? Don't scare me like this! My master, who is so noisy this early in the morning.
Come down, it's time for breakfast.
The day we've been waiting for is finally here.
I won't go easy on you guys, even though we're friends.
O-Of course.
Both of you are so naive, do you really think you can beat me? Let's go! Showdown! 78, number one! 65, number two! 29, last How Fujiwara Naeka, last confirmed! You're kidding me me again?! We studied together, why is it only me? It seems like the rumor that bust size and math test scores are inversely proportional is true.
That's just stupid! About that, I think I've heard it before.
Some German professor mentioned it What kind of professor is that? We shall compare the proportions of our bust size and score.
How big? T-That You guys, you should not eavesdrop in other people's conversation.
WHAT?! YOUR BUST SIZE IS 88? Don't scream it out so loud, idiot! How long is it until your breasts are going to be satisfied with growing? You're so annoying! You You No! Her midterm test score is 29.
It isn't far until the finals arrive.
If it continues like this, Master will be in the red zone.
My master who brings trouble wherever she goes Don't worry, you've got me behind your back.
Change! Love, games, studying, leave it all to the Maid Guy! Master.
Just leave your testing to me.
Shuuhou Seiha Private High School female Kendo team's Fukusho, Fujiwara Naeka.
If this continues, you will be in the red zone.
Until the finals have ended, you are forbidden to take part in club activities.
Eh?! Your shinai and wooden blade will be confiscated.
Your bougu will also be sealed.
Why? Study hard for the finals! President, please spare me Your highness Wai Give me one more chance.
You should just study hard for the finals, it's also for the club! Why I cannot touch Kendo for a whole month I really want to train more! I didn't know that her love for Kendo was already this deep.
If it's like this, how will I burn my excess calories? I'll become fat I will be fat Naeka You're practicing Kendo just because you don't want to become fat? Where's the "Kendo" you always talk about? You phony! Kendo is Kendo, but something concerning a teenage girl is way more important! Stop it now, you selfish girl.
Ouch Do you plan to fail your finals, so that we'd mess up our formation for the inter-high tournaments? Fukusho.
Yup, I wonder what happened last time we had a substitute for the chief.
I also remembered that you were absent during the competition in spring.
I wonder what's the reason for your absence.
Um I'm sorry My math grades are causing problems for everyone.
Your brain should be sorry! Seriously, we should just stop your breasts from growing.
So that more nutrients will be supplied to your brain, you brainless idiot! You're mean, that's sexual harassment! What sexual harassment?! You should just sell your breasts to the Male Kendo Club.
You failure! We are Shuuhou Seiha Private High School's Male Kendo Club Also the Fujiwara Naeka's Big Tits Fanclub! For those pair of tits 1 million, or 10 million, we have already prepared enough money! Please sell it to us.
Please sell it to us! You bastards Get out now! S-Stop Fujiwara Our love for your breasts is true! Who wants to sell it?! Right? Why not just sell it? You will fail anyways Don't look at me with those glittering eyes! Do you even consider yourselves as friends?! You'll have to retake the test if you score under 30? That's why you're to cram everything in? Yeah Everything is so complicated now.
If I cannot score higher than 60 in the makeup tomorrow I will be banned from all Kendo activities until the finals.
If that happens What will happen? I think I can predict the devastating weight gain T-That's not good.
Also, if I score under 30, I might be sold to the Male Kendo Club.
How could they be selling their own friend I don't think they are serious That That should just be blamed on my thoughtless speech.
Thoughtless speech? What are you doing?! You bunch of flat chests! Flat chests flat chests WHAT?! You deserve it.
Huh? Kousuke! Why the hell are you in my room? If there's a maid in that place, I will be there.
Oh yea! Help me! Fubuki-san, please teach me math You look like you're really smart, so I can only rely on you! Please help me! I'm sorry You have a big bust too.
Sorry I'm the type who looks thin in clothes Only math So bust size and math grades are really inverse proportions! It's the breast's problem again.
Naeka-sama! I'll help you change the size and flatten it.
Nee-chan, good job! Actually, no you can't take your anger out on other people! Don't worry, Master.
Kogarashi-san? What's with that costume? Master, I will sort out your problems.
Just relax and let me deal with it.
In Japanese high schools, even though cheating is prohibited It's also prohibited outside Japan! But using stimulants is in the gray zone.
Oh I get it.
Newt's tail.
Stramonium roots.
Black widow spider's thread.
A little pinch of sweet wine.
This is the final special soup.
Come, drink it in one mouthful.
This looks alright? It looks like it's good.
Drink a cup before studying - Maid Guy's special energy drink.
It's a present of power for your body and brain.
That means it has a lot of calories.
Of course.
A strong body and a strong brain The energy provided from one cup of this is equal to 30 cups of milk.
No, I won't drink it, and I cannot drink it.
I don't need something like this.
Did you just say that you won't drink it? Do you not understand the situation now? I don't want to become fat, especially at a time when I might not be able to play Kendo.
30 cups of milk? If I drink it, all my efforts will be wasted.
In other words, it means that it won't solve anything.
Cut the talk and drink it.
Open your mouth.
NO! You selfish master.
Damn it, if this is it, I'll just pour it in all the openings of your body.
Kogarashi! It might be something good to you.
But to us, it is poison! This is good! Kousuke, why are you drinking it? Kousuke! What is it? Nee-chan.
So it really will turn you fat! If that's it I will teach you by myself, be prepared.
Teach me? You? Yes.
Let me ask a question, is your math good enough to teach me? This is not something like a father teaching his daughter elementary level maths.
If I'm taught by someone who doesn't know the material, it'll just make me more confused than ever.
Naeka-sama What is it? Unfortunately, he has taught in MIT before.
MIT Oh! Iwate Menkoi Tele No! Massachusetts Institute of Technology, abbreviated as MIT.
A private university located in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
From Friedman to Professor Tonegawa Susumu, with a history of 150 years, MIT has produced 58 Nobel Prize winners.
A gathering of the elites around the world! You can also call it the peak of mathematics.
M Massa chu setsu? That means, the distance between our knowledge is like a university professor and a 3 year old child.
All correct? This is too embarrassing Now, idiots who don't know anything will just hinder me.
Get out now.
The only idiot left is you.
Do you know the basics? I know I know Fubuki-san I've never been humiliated like this in my life.
Now, it's time to start.
Let's get started by doing a practice test.
Ouch! Don't think that smiling will get you out of it.
What type of answer is this? You're doing it wrong.
You're a sophomore already, how can you get 3 from adding 1 to 1? You're an embarrassment, Master.
That might not be it.
Hm? For example, the military commander - Tachibana Muneshige.
He's famous for winning battles with a smaller group than the enemies.
That is due to good strategy.
Even if soldiers all have the same skills But in group battles, you cannot judge the result with simple addition.
What does that Tachibana have to do with this shitty answer? I told you already, don't you understand? According to different strategies, 1 + 1 can be equal to 3, or 5, or 10.
What? This truth stated from history.
So that means, my answer is not wrong.
You can give up on logical reasoning.
If you cannot understand it, you'll just have to memorize it.
Write down all questions and answers from the lectures at school.
That's a good idea, but that's unreasonable.
It's just memorizing everything you wrote in your notebook.
What do you mean by "unreasonable"? Because I never took any math notes Then we'll just have to find another way.
Master's brother.
Kogarashi-san? What are you going to do with the printer? There's nothing to connect it to, since there isn't a computer in nee-chan's room.
Seriously A master who brings trouble wherever she goes Kogarashi-san? Wh what are you doing?! Maid Guy Access! T-This is Maid Guy does not have any blunders.
I've already remembered all the lectures from your class.
This is a picture of what sensei wrote on the black board! Wow this is very handy! Maid Guy Copy is very reliable.
Ensured quality with bright colors.
This is unbelievable! What about the OS? Drivers? How did you do it?! Don't think that you know everything.
Do you understand what this is? The form of communication that the brain and machine uses are both electronic signals.
If you cannot communicate with it, you're not a true man.
My printer is male? To think that I've given it a female name Hey, can I learn your skill that you used just then? I have a lot of pictures that I want to print out from my brain.
Are they studying hard? The notes are complete.
Now, it's up to you to memorize them! Okay! Such an annoying master.
Don't you have any intentions to learn? This is a reaction from objecting to math! Stopping the numbers from entering the brain.
Nee-chan's will is not working! Damn it, you incompetent master.
Don't tell me that you can't even memorize.
Does this mean that we'll have to use "Anki-Pan".
Wait, there might be another way.
If the brain connects to the printer I should bring them some coffee.
Naeka-sama, you must be really tired from all this studying.
Asayake, a discomforting color of the sky.
You can't continue anymore, Kogarashi-san! More, enter more.
Out it's coming out! Stop, it's time to stop! There's something coming out from her other ear.
Her brain capacity is too small.
Naeka-sama, get a hold of yourself! Wake up! I think I just saw heaven Naeka-sama! It's morning already I'm finished.
It seems like we only have one option left.
"That" what? Naeka-sama, breathe in.
We'll have to tie it tighter.
It hurts Like this, we could at least give off a feeling of smaller breasts.
To lessen the inverse proportion, if we get lucky, your math grades.
Oh, right.
What's with that look? German A specialist in breasts Professor Schneider.
Born in 1912, died in 1944.
The only one who studied the relationship between bust size and memory.
He wrote a paper about the inverse proportions between bust size and math grades.
Also, he brought up an idea that "If you tighten up your breasts, you will get higher grades".
No more was heard from him after the second world war in Chichibu.
You can even refer to the Aztecs! I-It will work! If you believe it, God will make it come true! It doesn't matter even if it's a legend, if you believe it I had a feeling that my brain just felt clearer.
Math I can do it! Nee-chan, what's that noise? Those bandages lost against nee-chan's breasts.
It seems like we're out of ideas.
How?! Don't worry, Master.
I expected something like this to happen, so I brought something for you.
A steel breastplate! If we use this Okay! I'm going! We've done everything we could.
This is perfect.
Now, we can only pray to God and believe in our masters.
Good morning! Eiko, Miwa.
Morning Naeka, your breasts The makeup won't be a problem now! I won't be sold to the Male Kendo Club! I can do it.
There won't be any problems! What?!! Master How much trouble must you bring until you're satisfied.
Your pair of oversized breasts.
But the testing cannot be continued, the series of events have come to an end.
You should give your brain more nutrients.
Why?! Master.
I can't help it if they are so big.
We only could sell her! Yeah, yeah.
My breasts The road of serving is Filled with difficulties! Fujiwara Naeka's first love, that dark and sealed past.
The preview of a new relationship Will it be a start to a series of tragedies? Next episode - Don't stop the romance? No problem, no matter how many times, just think of it as your first.
You have really done it.
Kinkou, the only item that can tame that sexually harassing maid.
The effect is confirmed.
But Even Kogarashi will die.
But dying is terrible Good morning, Master.
W-What is it? Don't scare me like this! My master, who is so noisy this early in the morning.
Come down, it's time for breakfast.
The day we've been waiting for is finally here.
I won't go easy on you guys, even though we're friends.
O-Of course.
Both of you are so naive, do you really think you can beat me? Let's go! Showdown! 78, number one! 65, number two! 29, last How Fujiwara Naeka, last confirmed! You're kidding me me again?! We studied together, why is it only me? It seems like the rumor that bust size and math test scores are inversely proportional is true.
That's just stupid! About that, I think I've heard it before.
Some German professor mentioned it What kind of professor is that? We shall compare the proportions of our bust size and score.
How big? T-That You guys, you should not eavesdrop in other people's conversation.
WHAT?! YOUR BUST SIZE IS 88? Don't scream it out so loud, idiot! How long is it until your breasts are going to be satisfied with growing? You're so annoying! You You No! Her midterm test score is 29.
It isn't far until the finals arrive.
If it continues like this, Master will be in the red zone.
My master who brings trouble wherever she goes Don't worry, you've got me behind your back.
Change! Love, games, studying, leave it all to the Maid Guy! Master.
Just leave your testing to me.
Shuuhou Seiha Private High School female Kendo team's Fukusho, Fujiwara Naeka.
If this continues, you will be in the red zone.
Until the finals have ended, you are forbidden to take part in club activities.
Eh?! Your shinai and wooden blade will be confiscated.
Your bougu will also be sealed.
Why? Study hard for the finals! President, please spare me Your highness Wai Give me one more chance.
You should just study hard for the finals, it's also for the club! Why I cannot touch Kendo for a whole month I really want to train more! I didn't know that her love for Kendo was already this deep.
If it's like this, how will I burn my excess calories? I'll become fat I will be fat Naeka You're practicing Kendo just because you don't want to become fat? Where's the "Kendo" you always talk about? You phony! Kendo is Kendo, but something concerning a teenage girl is way more important! Stop it now, you selfish girl.
Ouch Do you plan to fail your finals, so that we'd mess up our formation for the inter-high tournaments? Fukusho.
Yup, I wonder what happened last time we had a substitute for the chief.
I also remembered that you were absent during the competition in spring.
I wonder what's the reason for your absence.
Um I'm sorry My math grades are causing problems for everyone.
Your brain should be sorry! Seriously, we should just stop your breasts from growing.
So that more nutrients will be supplied to your brain, you brainless idiot! You're mean, that's sexual harassment! What sexual harassment?! You should just sell your breasts to the Male Kendo Club.
You failure! We are Shuuhou Seiha Private High School's Male Kendo Club Also the Fujiwara Naeka's Big Tits Fanclub! For those pair of tits 1 million, or 10 million, we have already prepared enough money! Please sell it to us.
Please sell it to us! You bastards Get out now! S-Stop Fujiwara Our love for your breasts is true! Who wants to sell it?! Right? Why not just sell it? You will fail anyways Don't look at me with those glittering eyes! Do you even consider yourselves as friends?! You'll have to retake the test if you score under 30? That's why you're to cram everything in? Yeah Everything is so complicated now.
If I cannot score higher than 60 in the makeup tomorrow I will be banned from all Kendo activities until the finals.
If that happens What will happen? I think I can predict the devastating weight gain T-That's not good.
Also, if I score under 30, I might be sold to the Male Kendo Club.
How could they be selling their own friend I don't think they are serious That That should just be blamed on my thoughtless speech.
Thoughtless speech? What are you doing?! You bunch of flat chests! Flat chests flat chests WHAT?! You deserve it.
Huh? Kousuke! Why the hell are you in my room? If there's a maid in that place, I will be there.
Oh yea! Help me! Fubuki-san, please teach me math You look like you're really smart, so I can only rely on you! Please help me! I'm sorry You have a big bust too.
Sorry I'm the type who looks thin in clothes Only math So bust size and math grades are really inverse proportions! It's the breast's problem again.
Naeka-sama! I'll help you change the size and flatten it.
Nee-chan, good job! Actually, no you can't take your anger out on other people! Don't worry, Master.
Kogarashi-san? What's with that costume? Master, I will sort out your problems.
Just relax and let me deal with it.
In Japanese high schools, even though cheating is prohibited It's also prohibited outside Japan! But using stimulants is in the gray zone.
Oh I get it.
Newt's tail.
Stramonium roots.
Black widow spider's thread.
A little pinch of sweet wine.
This is the final special soup.
Come, drink it in one mouthful.
This looks alright? It looks like it's good.
Drink a cup before studying - Maid Guy's special energy drink.
It's a present of power for your body and brain.
That means it has a lot of calories.
Of course.
A strong body and a strong brain The energy provided from one cup of this is equal to 30 cups of milk.
No, I won't drink it, and I cannot drink it.
I don't need something like this.
Did you just say that you won't drink it? Do you not understand the situation now? I don't want to become fat, especially at a time when I might not be able to play Kendo.
30 cups of milk? If I drink it, all my efforts will be wasted.
In other words, it means that it won't solve anything.
Cut the talk and drink it.
Open your mouth.
NO! You selfish master.
Damn it, if this is it, I'll just pour it in all the openings of your body.
Kogarashi! It might be something good to you.
But to us, it is poison! This is good! Kousuke, why are you drinking it? Kousuke! What is it? Nee-chan.
So it really will turn you fat! If that's it I will teach you by myself, be prepared.
Teach me? You? Yes.
Let me ask a question, is your math good enough to teach me? This is not something like a father teaching his daughter elementary level maths.
If I'm taught by someone who doesn't know the material, it'll just make me more confused than ever.
Naeka-sama What is it? Unfortunately, he has taught in MIT before.
MIT Oh! Iwate Menkoi Tele No! Massachusetts Institute of Technology, abbreviated as MIT.
A private university located in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
From Friedman to Professor Tonegawa Susumu, with a history of 150 years, MIT has produced 58 Nobel Prize winners.
A gathering of the elites around the world! You can also call it the peak of mathematics.
M Massa chu setsu? That means, the distance between our knowledge is like a university professor and a 3 year old child.
All correct? This is too embarrassing Now, idiots who don't know anything will just hinder me.
Get out now.
The only idiot left is you.
Do you know the basics? I know I know Fubuki-san I've never been humiliated like this in my life.
Now, it's time to start.
Let's get started by doing a practice test.
Ouch! Don't think that smiling will get you out of it.
What type of answer is this? You're doing it wrong.
You're a sophomore already, how can you get 3 from adding 1 to 1? You're an embarrassment, Master.
That might not be it.
Hm? For example, the military commander - Tachibana Muneshige.
He's famous for winning battles with a smaller group than the enemies.
That is due to good strategy.
Even if soldiers all have the same skills But in group battles, you cannot judge the result with simple addition.
What does that Tachibana have to do with this shitty answer? I told you already, don't you understand? According to different strategies, 1 + 1 can be equal to 3, or 5, or 10.
What? This truth stated from history.
So that means, my answer is not wrong.
You can give up on logical reasoning.
If you cannot understand it, you'll just have to memorize it.
Write down all questions and answers from the lectures at school.
That's a good idea, but that's unreasonable.
It's just memorizing everything you wrote in your notebook.
What do you mean by "unreasonable"? Because I never took any math notes Then we'll just have to find another way.
Master's brother.
Kogarashi-san? What are you going to do with the printer? There's nothing to connect it to, since there isn't a computer in nee-chan's room.
Seriously A master who brings trouble wherever she goes Kogarashi-san? Wh what are you doing?! Maid Guy Access! T-This is Maid Guy does not have any blunders.
I've already remembered all the lectures from your class.
This is a picture of what sensei wrote on the black board! Wow this is very handy! Maid Guy Copy is very reliable.
Ensured quality with bright colors.
This is unbelievable! What about the OS? Drivers? How did you do it?! Don't think that you know everything.
Do you understand what this is? The form of communication that the brain and machine uses are both electronic signals.
If you cannot communicate with it, you're not a true man.
My printer is male? To think that I've given it a female name Hey, can I learn your skill that you used just then? I have a lot of pictures that I want to print out from my brain.
Are they studying hard? The notes are complete.
Now, it's up to you to memorize them! Okay! Such an annoying master.
Don't you have any intentions to learn? This is a reaction from objecting to math! Stopping the numbers from entering the brain.
Nee-chan's will is not working! Damn it, you incompetent master.
Don't tell me that you can't even memorize.
Does this mean that we'll have to use "Anki-Pan".
Wait, there might be another way.
If the brain connects to the printer I should bring them some coffee.
Naeka-sama, you must be really tired from all this studying.
Asayake, a discomforting color of the sky.
You can't continue anymore, Kogarashi-san! More, enter more.
Out it's coming out! Stop, it's time to stop! There's something coming out from her other ear.
Her brain capacity is too small.
Naeka-sama, get a hold of yourself! Wake up! I think I just saw heaven Naeka-sama! It's morning already I'm finished.
It seems like we only have one option left.
"That" what? Naeka-sama, breathe in.
We'll have to tie it tighter.
It hurts Like this, we could at least give off a feeling of smaller breasts.
To lessen the inverse proportion, if we get lucky, your math grades.
Oh, right.
What's with that look? German A specialist in breasts Professor Schneider.
Born in 1912, died in 1944.
The only one who studied the relationship between bust size and memory.
He wrote a paper about the inverse proportions between bust size and math grades.
Also, he brought up an idea that "If you tighten up your breasts, you will get higher grades".
No more was heard from him after the second world war in Chichibu.
You can even refer to the Aztecs! I-It will work! If you believe it, God will make it come true! It doesn't matter even if it's a legend, if you believe it I had a feeling that my brain just felt clearer.
Math I can do it! Nee-chan, what's that noise? Those bandages lost against nee-chan's breasts.
It seems like we're out of ideas.
How?! Don't worry, Master.
I expected something like this to happen, so I brought something for you.
A steel breastplate! If we use this Okay! I'm going! We've done everything we could.
This is perfect.
Now, we can only pray to God and believe in our masters.
Good morning! Eiko, Miwa.
Morning Naeka, your breasts The makeup won't be a problem now! I won't be sold to the Male Kendo Club! I can do it.
There won't be any problems! What?!! Master How much trouble must you bring until you're satisfied.
Your pair of oversized breasts.
But the testing cannot be continued, the series of events have come to an end.
You should give your brain more nutrients.
Why?! Master.
I can't help it if they are so big.
We only could sell her! Yeah, yeah.
My breasts The road of serving is Filled with difficulties! Fujiwara Naeka's first love, that dark and sealed past.
The preview of a new relationship Will it be a start to a series of tragedies? Next episode - Don't stop the romance? No problem, no matter how many times, just think of it as your first.