Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e06 Episode Script

Clumsy Maid Girl Doesn't Look Back

TL Note: This is also what it says here.
On-screen: Service #6 // Clumsy Maid Girl Doesn't Look Back On-screen: Big sale! On-screen: Lose weight! On-screen: Rule #3 // As a maid you have to follow your master's orders.
On-screen: Swiftness is on of the basis of a maid.
\\ You have to keep a habit to hold yourself.
On-screen: "Fasting" On-screen: "A few days later.
" On-screen: Rule #294 // Health comes first, you have to smile energetically.
// Support your master from behind.
// No one will remember you after you die.
On-screen: Rule #444 // Everything regarding missions is a secret.
// No one will remember you after you die.
On-screen: "Last Rule" // Your master's safety comes first, even if you have to sacrifice yourself.
// No one will remember you after you die.
// No one will remember you after you die!! On-screen: "Special Feedback" // As a maid, you have to be modest, don't admire others.
On-screen: Special Maid Agent - Fubuki, Age 19, days left to protect master until inheritance: Good morning, I am Fubuki, the housemaid.
Special Maid Agent Regulation Knowledge - Prologue.
As a maid, you have to wake up earlier than your Master.
Go to sleep after your Master.
As well as serve them.
Next I have to get the clothes that were not dried yesterday.
I've already done that.
Towel, underwear and pajamas.
Silk and 100% Polyester.
I already figured out the difference between the materials when I was hanging them.
Of course, the time it takes for your bra to dry and go back to its regular shape, also how much time it takes for the marks it leaves on your body to disappear.
Maid Guy has figured out everything.
Who told you to find out these things? Anyhow, since when did you get in here? You idiot! The crabs are on sale! 1000 yen each and everyone can get only one! Yes! We bought some crab.
I'm sorry for having you guys go shopping with me.
Fubuki-san, did you catch a cold? It's alright.
I caught a cold from showering this morning.
What happened in the bathroom? I just lectured a beast.
What? You noticed? We're walking around with a maid.
This is a situation that all men desire.
Also, our maid Fubuki-san is known as the Beautiful Goddess.
Ah, you're embarassing me.
I can feel it! Everyone's staring at me with envious eyes.
Yes, I'm shining now.
Editor's Note: This is referring to the games he plays.
I got in my hands the world's best course of action.
Shut up.
We're going to cook crab tonight.
Crab eggs, boiled crab, creamed crab, crab styled hot pot Ah I'm looking forward to it.
Nee-chan, you'll turn fat.
You don't have the right to tell me that.
But You ate my cake yesterday.
I'm using up the calories in club activities! It'll be alright! I'm sorry, my guest.
Um my guest It's overloaded.
Can you get out first? It's a lie! Starting today, the Fujiwara household will start an indefinite weight losing activity.
Everyone will participate.
Everyone? Indefinite? I don't want that! It's because when Nee-chan wants to lose weight, she gives in due to everyone eating around her.
Do you have a problem?! Not really What about the crabs? Salad for dinner will be enough.
As a maid you have to follow your master's orders.
I don't think there is a rule about maids losing weight Kousuke-kun, go on.
80 Kilograms.
My judgment is that you're overweight.
Next, Kogarashi-san.
Crazy master Getting Maid Guy to lose weight? You must be kidding.
I'll show you my secret.
Special Skill - Maid Guy Levitation! 0 0 Kilograms? Do you think weight matters to Maid Guy? Idiotic master Finish.
No cheating! Naeka-sama, am I next? 35 Kilograms Hey Naeka-sama Saying my weight in front of males Amazing, as expected from Fubuki-san.
The fairy of the maids! 335 Kilograms An unbelievable number.
This sense of failure Don't get tricked, Master.
Look carefully under her foot.
There's a small needle.
With that, the pointer cannot move! This is a trick to scam kids.
Kogarashi-san! No cheating! Take that off, Kousuke.
85 Kilo?! Yay! You're heavier than me Fubuki-san? No! My weight combined with all these things that are hidden in the maid outfit are around 100 kilograms That means you are saying that you weigh negative 15 kilos? You cannot trick my eyes.
Even if you subtract the weight of the equipment, you're still 2 kilograms heavier than a medium sized maid.
According to Maid Guy's Scan, you're weight is Idiot! Swiftness is critical of a maid.
Always keep control over yourself.
Editor's Note: BMI means Body Mass Index You have to keep an appropriate BMI.
To prove that idiot wrong, my goal is to lose three kilograms.
Okay! Let's all do our best.
Eating is a higher priority for me This sauna isn't bad.
I feel thinner now.
We just started, Naeka-sama.
Specially made metabolic stimulant! It was made for this effect, so it's very bitter.
Bitter! If we eat one everyday, we'll lose weight three times as fast.
So if I eat 100 tablets, I'll lose weight 300 times as fast! It's bitter I think it's working Look! Look! I'm sweating like mad! What are you doing? Are you stupid? Naeka-sama! My body and heart feel very light Kogarashi-san, water Get water and the first aid kit! No That extreme splendor might be enough to make me lust for women.
Only a little bit Risking my life didn't work.
If we leave you alone, you'd soon be as light as if you were cremated Where's Kousuke-sama? I think he's going to the sauna by himself.
That felt good.
I just feel a little dizzy from the heat.
What's with you two? Don't give me that shocked look.
My throat is dry.
It seems like you're all suffering.
"Sweating means to lose more weight.
" The moment you think that, is the moment you became losing dogs.
Since old times, you would have to claim your own victory.
Look carefully, Maid Guy's Super Vibrating Claw! T-The apple became dry instantly.
My power caused the water in the apple to evaporate.
Like the useless sag of flab both of you are carrying on your chest.
Think about it, there's even two of those.
Sag of flab? Using my claw to compress and evaporate it, you will surely lose a few kilos instantly.
It's up to you to chose how much to compress.
Now, let me help you shrink it.
Flabby Maid and flabby Master Flabby Master? Flabby Maid? Fasting? Since it's like this, we have to use our final way.
Starting from today, we'll start our indefinite fasting.
No, Onee-chan! We'll become mummies! When facing great obstacles you gotta bite the bullet, seal yourself away and overcome it.
Even if we eat a bit, all our efforts will be for nothing.
Anyhow, we always give up half way and restart at zero! If we're going to do it, why not risk our lives? A demon A diet demon! This should be your attitude, Nakea-sama.
Until we achieve victory, I won't desire food Even if I have to give up my life.
I am happy to fast and lose weight.
How can I let other people call me a flabby maid? Let go! Let go! No, no! How about locking us in the room upstairs? How about closing down this whole section? Save me! Honestly Masters that are always worrying me You're losing consciousness, you cannot tell the difference between a dream and reality.
Take this special move - Daydreaming Maid Guy Illusion! Sending an image to Master of only her breasts being smaller after losing weight.
Yes! I've successfully lost weight! Huh? Next it's you, Flabby Maid.
An ugly but happy flat chest.
Your breasts shall be compressed.
No matter what, you have to protect them both, Flat Maid.
Eh? No! Next is an image of only one getting compressed.
Turning into a male due to failure in losing weight should be interesting.
The moment you chose to stay at home, is the moment you chose to trap yourself.
Just suffer in your nightmare.
It's smaller! It's smaller! There's something growing under my underwear Save us! Are you awake? You bunch of morons K-Kogarashi-san! Losing too much weight only does harm.
It's time to give up and eat.
Yes Fubuki-san? Fubuki-san?! Fubuki-san! What an insane fever.
Oh yeah, she seemed like she had a cold when we were shopping.
What should we do? It's all because I got her to lose weight with me This won't work! Nee-chan? It can't be You're going to take care of her? Health comes first, you have to smile energetically.
Support your master from behind.
No one will remember you after you die.
I'm sorry.
Leaving master alone due to being sick, is a humiliation as a maid.
Don't worry.
An energetic maid lying down sick It's a common situation in an eroge.
A maid without a maid outfit is just a normal person.
Who would've guessed that you'd end up in this unsightly condition.
Shut your mouth! But you shouldn't worry There's always Maid Guy when you're in trouble.
I am a man that can be relied on no matter what or when.
With an instant effect that heals sickness, Maid Guy Healing Dance! You should dance too! I say no from the bottom of my heart.
No matter if it's medicine or poison, I'm the professional when it comes to healing.
Such a small cold, I can Not here Not here! The material required for the cold medicine is not here! If you only had an invincible steel body like me, you wouldn't need to be afraid of any illness.
According to Maid Guy Scan, the reason for your illness is because your body is too weak.
You shouldn't wear wool panties.
It's a crime against your own body As a maid or as a guard, I cannot just lie down like this.
I have something to request.
The material required, the Illusional Moss It grows up high in the hills, the Taizan Fukun.
You can find it on Mount Fuji which is 3000 meters above sea level.
Please go get some for me.
Fubuki-san! Naeka-sama, that dress is? I'll just be borrowing it.
I forced you to lose weight with me.
I am partially responsible.
That's why I have to take care of Fubuki-san.
Naeka-sama You should always drink eggnog when you have a cold.
There wasn't any eggs, so I used beer instead.
I also added some sugar and salt, and then I mixed in a lot of special stuff.
Drink up.
Special? What do you mean? I really mind! Before I make the cold medicine, I should make the medicine for my stomach.
I'm sorry, Fubuki-san.
Nee-chan didn't mean any harm.
Nee-chan wanted to become a nurse before.
When we were kids, our mother was sick and lying in bed.
Here, Mom.
Is it good? When I grow up, I want to become a nurse and take care of my mom forever.
The dream she had when she was five years old is still Everytime she sees someone sick, her dream drives her to take care of that person no matter what, right? But her nursing skills also stopped at five years old.
Mom got sick easily.
But, since Nee-chan learned how to cook, she rarely got sick.
So it really is like that.
The human body adapts whenever they are in extreme danger.
Huh? Fubuki-san, it's time to eat.
Didn't we have some crab that was left over? It's a good balance of nutrition for your body.
I also added some sticky beans, cinnamon and something special into it.
Something special What IS that, actually?! Are you okay? I've lived for nineteen years, but I've never been into a situation like this.
No good If this continues Vitamin C is good for healthy skin.
Cured? Thanks to you, my fever has gone down and I feel a lot better.
Now I can work again.
Thank goodness! But you just got better, so don't do such heavy work.
Y-Yes Then, I'll go and clean the rooms.
Nice fight! Nee-chan totally believed you.
Here's some ice.
T-Thank you very much.
It's evaporating! I'll go and buy dinner.
Please be careful.
I'm going.
Fubuki-san! Like this, my life is saved Kogarashi-san, please hurry up.
Japan's tallest mountain - Mount Fuji.
But, I am Japan's best No, the world's best Maid Guy.
This is the Illusional Taizan Fukun.
It contradicts its name It grows like normal moss.
Everything regarding missions is a secret.
No one will remember you after you die.
It's alright, Naeka-sama.
Here, Fubuki-san.
Your master's safety comes first, even if you have to sacrifice yourself.
No one will remember you after you die.
No one will remember you after you die! Enough of that no one will remember you if you die! If the Master is the actual danger, what should a maid do? A-Are you alright, Fubuki-san? I'm back.
What's with both of you? N-Nothing much W-Welcome back, Naeka-sama.
Where did you go? I went to the market to buy healthy food for Fubuki-san.
Fubuki-san, today is amazing in every way.
Rapid movement is using up my energy.
I'm sorry, I dropped it.
But, the clams that I brought from the fish shop seem to be in oka A-Are you alright, Fubuki-san? This is not good, Fubuki-san! Why are you walking when you have a fever? N-No! Save me! W-Wool panties This is dinner, Fubuki-san.
Shell-type seafood is good for your body.
That's why I cooked shell-type seafood styled Udon with special things.
Special What actually is IT?! Naeka-sama's mother.
The mother that is gone.
I admire how you never get sick in front of your daughter.
I want to learn from you, to become a woman that will never lose to sickness.
It's ugly.
As a maid, you have to be modest, don't admire others.
You went to Mount Fuji to get it? This really can be made into cold medicine? I nearly gave up on living, but, I'm glad the medicine got here in time before I lost all my dignity and virtue.
So I cannot take care of sick people anymore Seriously You think your body weight is more important than your Master's life, but you can't even take care of your own body.
Starting from now on, you have to train your mind and body hard.
I'm embarrassed.
You clumsy maid.
C-Clumsy maid? Look.
You thought you got better by drinking medicine, but even if it's moss from behind the house, it can also cure colds.
Huh? Fubuki-san? K-Kogarashi-san Behind the house? What do you mean behind the house? You didn't find it? You mixed it up? Yes.
It's burning really bad You're not getting better.
Hurry up and lie down.
It's alright, I'm alright! Fubuki-san Ah, how pitiful No!!! Clumsy maids Are born! People who fight and people who hide.
Those who are weak at fighting and those who are taking care of them.
The curtains hiding deep and dark desires for revenge are lifted.
Next Episode - Naeka's sword, Kurayama's training session.
People who say "Fight!" are normally people who aren't involved.

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