Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e08 Episode Script

That Name Is Extraordinary! Strawberry Mask

Lines that are marked by for TLC = TS on-screen: Serving 8 \\ One of extraordinary talent! Strawberry Mask.
TS on-screen: Elizabeth, Age 5 TS on-screen: Elizabeth, Age 8 TS on-screen: Elizabeth, Age 11 TS on-screen: Elizabeth, Age 13 TL note: Burakon refers to "brother complex" - similar to Oedipus complex TS on-screen: Fujiwara Naeka // Age 17 // Days left until acquiring her inheritance.
TS on-screen: Next Episode TS on-screen: Next Episode // Sweet Service , In the middle of cleavage TS on-screen: Please don't look for me // Fubuki Good morning, Miss Naeka Fujiwara! Your two mounds are looking as beautiful as ever this morning.
What? Who are you? How do you do? I am Hendrick K.
Strawberry Field.
Strawberry Field? I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before Please marry me, you beautiful-breasted woman! M-Marry!? One! Targeting all with huge breasts in the world.
What are you babbling about so early in the morning? Love at first sight happens, you know Two! Unpardonable extravagant debauchery! Miss Naeka.
H-Huh? What? Naeka-sama, is it a guest? Oh! You there are also very beautiful! Well then, you'll be my lover, you beautiful-breasted maid.
Three! My indecent brother's bad taste will be stopped by me! The name is the talented Strawberry Mask! Sure-Killing Strawberry Arrow! Liz? Liz? Who are you talking about? If you don't want to get kicked to death by a horse, then forget this ever happened! Well then, farewell! Giddy-up! What the heck was that all about? That blond-haired man's eyes bother me.
You like those type of men? Kogarashi-san! So the clumsy maid is easy, too? Who are you calling clumsy? What is it? "Let's meet again.
" Since Mr Eringi is on maternity leave, he'll be away for some time.
Which means Hendrick K.
Strawberry Field.
Heir of Lord Strawberry, and starting today, your homeroom teacher! I may be a high-classed gentleman, but let's try to get along! New homeroom teacher? Everything leads me to you, my destiny.
My lovely bride.
Why am I your bride? Oh, of course I haven't forgotten about any of you either! My beautiful sweethearts! Hey, hey.
Is this teacher right in the head? There seems to be a high probability he's not.
Everyone, please be quiet.
Alright, we'll listen to anything you say! Well! First period will be individual lessons, Miss Naeka.
Of course, including various other things besides studying Various? This rose is for your beautiful cleavage.
Cleavage? The talented Strawberry Mask has arrived! Mr.
Hendrick! Well then, farewell! Oh crap, it's the third floor! Well Strawberry Mask, have a drink.
I don't know any Strawberry Mask! Fine, fine.
Anyway, what the hell? This foreign aristocratic teacher is not only Liz's older brother, but proposed to Naeka? "This flower is for your beautiful cleavage.
" Boobs again? Yeah, boobs again.
That perverted teacher! So, where is the pervert? That pervert is at the infirmary at the moment.
He's not a pervert! My brother is just a little sick at the moment! First off, my brother has me with him! Brother! Brother! What is it, cute Elizabeth? When I grow up, I'm going to become my brother's bride! Okay! When you become bigger, let's get married Elizabeth.
I promise.
To think that my brother, just drools over those lumps of fat You're just trying to trick my brother! With your demon boobs! Sinful boobs! Is ballast that damages your athletic ability something to be proud of? So patronizing! Next time I'll calculate just how much brain-essential energy I waste on trying to improve those useless lumps! Hey, can I beat the crap out of her? You'll let me, right? No, wait up.
I think I can see what's really going on.
What would you know? Let me tell you what, kid When I grow up, I'm going to become my brother's bride! Okay! When you become bigger, let's get married Elizabeth.
When I grow up, I'm going to become my brother's bride! Do your best to grow up well, Elizabeth! I'm waiting with anticipation! When I grow up, I'm going to marry my brother! My cute Elizabeth, it doesn't look like you're going to get bigger.
I'm sorry, marriage is impossible.
Brother! Where are you going with those walking boobs? Let's meet again in the next world, Elizabeth! When you're born again, develop a lot more! I hate them! I hate those huge boobs that took away my brother! Yes! That's the truth, isn't it Elizabeth? No way that could be true.
What kind of brother is that? How could you know? Seriously? For my brain cells, it was an easy deduction.
That was just pure guess work.
But really, I think it was better that he rejected you.
No matter how beloved he is, you should give up on the kind of person who judges women solely based on their breasts.
Well then, someone like you who has nothing except breasts will remain single their whole life! Serves you right.
I understand! What the hell? Can you not speak so pretentiously about something you know nothing about? There is nobody in this world who can rival my brother's charm.
This is? Oh, you're awake? Jeez, brutally assaulted on your first day here Just as I expected from an American Violence.
Even in my 10 years of school life, I've rarely had a case like this before.
No, doctor.
I'm English and half Japanese.
Like I care! The only thing that's important to a doctor is age, gender, blood type and patient history! Now, give me your arm.
No, thank you.
I have some important plans.
I'm going to head out.
Hey, don't get up, you half Japanese and English teacher! What? I'm sorry.
Just write whatever you like for the report, Doctor.
Yes, it's my pleasure Gentleman.
What? What just happened? That icy nurse we nicknamed Miss Crabby, has fallen in love in an instant! Speaking of which, the girls in the classroom earlier did the same thing! Well, now do you understand? This is the power of my brother's charm.
A true gentleman can capture the heart of the opposite sex in a glance, and have them at their mercy! What? What? W-W-What?! You say you understand? That playboy glare It means when you meet his eyes, he fills you with a controlling love.
One who can manipulate you to do his will for an entire day.
An instant hypnotist! He has the Demonic Eyes of Allure.
With aristocrats, royalty and organizations controlling their people, swindlers and gigolos water at the mouth! The ultimate skill Demonic Eyes of Allure! Interesting! Wisdom, strength, power.
gentlemanliness and charm! My brother is all of that combined! A demon! A demon on so many levels! Wherever you go, there's no substitute! To think that my brother would marry a huge boobed girl like you! A huge boobed girl! I don't like it! Go bash your head on the edge of your big boobs and die! I fell into a ditch! Edge? Is that even possible? She has a brother complex.
In other words, because you were proposed to, you're her rival for love.
H-Hey! Don't say that! If you're not careful, you might fall for that english gentleman's charming power and start yelling "Hendrick-sama! Amore!", you know.
If it comes to that, you'll have a student wedding, become a young wife and be all lovey-dovey you know.
Lovey-dovey? Hendrick-sama! Naeka is so lovey-dovey! Your breasts are nice today, Honey! The image that I had of my youth is fading away! Your youth is one thing, but you should escape while you still have the chance! You guys are? I was looking for you, my beloved-boobs girl! What? At this rate, the whole school will become his harem! He can do whatever he wants! What are you doing? Oh, how cold you are to someone who just became the club's adviser today! Adviser? Bring Hendrick-sama hot tea! Instead of hot tea, I'd rather have your body's warmth, please! Alright! As you command! We will do as you command, too! You are all chrysanthemums! A flower garden full of sweet lovely chrysanthemums! Alright ladies! Similar to the old style, all underwear are banned starting tomorrow on! As well as bras! It's Europeanization! As you command! If I peel off a layer of clothing, beads of sweat are flowing over my naked body! Viva the oriental fantasy! Hurray for my ideal flower garden! So, my beloved-boobs girl Come on in! Like I'd go! You're not going to listen to the teacher's commands? There's no way to escape, my honey.
Now come to me, my beloved-boobs girl! If you want the title of adviser, then you can have it after you beat us! Us?! Okay, my honey.
Don't be stupid! Your opponent is the charm demon! Oh, brother! Good grief Good grief is right! You?! You're the big boobed girl's maid! You saw, didn't you? You saw the true identity of the wonderful Strawberry Mask! Since you've seen my identity, I have no choice but to kill you! As a pioneer of the mask, I, Maid Guy, will tell you only this.
I can't say I'm amazed that you tried to disguise yourself with that.
Don't worry about your true identity.
As a fellow mask-wearer, I know the code that we must uphold.
Today, I only appeared to give you some recommendations.
I'll give you this Once your brother sees this, he'll be devoured on the spot! It will snap him out of it and you'll win! Th-This is? Attack him without reserve, little girl.
Head! Oh no! I can't look into his eyes! Torso hit! Head! Head hit! Teacher's victory! Are you alright, Eiko? The blindfolded strategy is a failure! Now there's only one person left.
However, I don't think I can even fight against such beautiful breasts I can't do it! I think we should peacefully look into each other's eyes and talk this over! Watch out! Close your eyes! Don't look this way, you idiot! At this rate, everyone will become part of his flower garden! If anyone looks into his eyes If so, then conversely, you should make him unable to look into your eyes! Yeah! If it's Naeka, it should work! Well, Master, will you become a cornered mouse and fall like a flower? Show me, Maid Guy, your indomitable and vain struggle! An opening! Shit! Teacher Alright, hang in there! That's right, Naeka! Fight more ferociously!! The perverted teacher is faltering! D-Don't tell me Don't tell me you attacked me with that! You pervert teacher, have you realized it yet? Sure-Kill No Bra Blinding Strategy! No bra?! Sure-Kill No Bra Blinding Strategy?! At least quit using that embarrassing name! Hey, don't lower your sword! And your posture is a joke! Use your protrusions! Go, go, Naeka! Protrude them! Protrude them, Naeka! Shut up!! No! They're trying to prevent my charming glance with this.
I can't stop paying attention to her protrusions! I have no chance to look into her eyes! Stop calling them protrusions! I'm sorry, Miss Naeka.
It's a technique that I never would have thought of! Just as I expected from the beautiful-breasted woman I fell in love with! But, I won't lose to this.
Why is that? Because I've already realized the strategy's weakness! Do it, Naeka! Go! Go! Protrude them! Weakness? Is it alright to be moving around so much? If you perspire, that white shirt becomes transparent, my honey! An opening! Face! Your No Bra Blinding Strategy is unsuccessful! Don't! If you hide your breasts, he'll cast his gaze on you! Don't let his words confuse you! Hurry up and get back in the match! I can't! My clothes are getting a little transparent! Well, will you expose yourself to get a point? Or will you look into my eyes? Checkmate.
My beautiful-boobed girl! Welcome to my flower garden! Na-Naeka! Nooooooo!!! What? Y-You're People call me the envoy of love and justice! The awesome Strawberry Mask! People call her? Who called her? On top of that, she thinks we don't know who she is.
What's more, isn't somethingexpanded? Strawberry Mask? You're Liz- I am Strawberry Mask! It's against my principles, but I'll assist you Miss Naeka! Assist her? Don't bring such boorish things into a gentleman's fight! While using these tactics against a lady, you still dare call yourself a gentleman? We'll both be your opponents.
If you hit either one of us, then you'll win.
If you win, you get to see what Miss Naeka is hiding.
What do you think of these rules? You can't just bet someone's breasts like that! Fine then, I accept those conditions.
Don't, you idiot! Last round! Good! Head! You're pretty good, Strawberry Mask! Just as I expected from my brother.
His skill with the sword is first rate! S-Something's a little strange.
Even though his opponent is his little sister, he's fighting at full strength! In other words, doesn't it look like he doesn't know the identity of Strawberry Mask? Say what you like, he's deceived by the breasts so much that he doesn't realize it's his sister.
The more I look, the more those breasts look good! That child-like figure having such glamor! How much they'll continue to grow is something that is truly a mystery.
Welcome! Would you like to join my flower garden? To the beautiful masked lady.
It's the boobs, just as we thought! For a user of the charming glance, you're charming them with the opposite charm.
The No Bra Blinding Strategy wasn't a bad idea.
But, just charming them won't make you win the match.
There's one more move needed to win.
Punishment! You should remember this, Master.
There is a thorn in a rose, and in a delicious Puffer Fish there is poison! There is no trap in your breasts! It really is an ecstasy.
Okay, let's fight with our real strength! Oh no! We're in a pinch! Call it out-of-bounds already, referee! Miss Naeka, did you have any intention of fighting? I-I've perspired too much so I can only use one hand! At this rate, we're gonna be finished! Even with that said, I'm at my limit! At the very least, I shouldn't have gone without my bra! Bra? This is it Once your brother sees this, he'll be devoured on the spot! It will snap him out of it and you'll win! This will open Brother's eyes and stop him? What the hell are you doing, Strawberry Mask? He's coming! I'm gonna welcome the two of you to the flower garden! Strawberry Mask! Oh, the ribbon on the bra Great! This is Maid Guy's Self Protection Bra! Destruction Model! Noooo! My eyes, my eyes! NOW! Fantastic! Head! What were we doing up until now? It's my loss, my beautiful-boobed girl.
As an English gentleman, I accept defeat for today.
Give up on the strange english already.
Well, well.
That's all settled now.
With our outstanding self-defense tactics, we have no enemy to fear.
Can I ask one question? Could it be that, all of my underwear had devices like today's in them? Of course If you pull the ribbons on your underwear, they'll become usable weapons.
I call it the Grenade Model! If you undo the ribbon, and throw it, it will- Don't put such dangerous things in people's underwear! Within your boobs, do you have a trap? Hiyomi and Suzuru said suddenly, For our friend, why not infiltrate enemy territory, and witness the truth about the importance of breasts in society? Next Episode: Sweet Service in the Middle of Cleavage Your secondary weapon in life are your breasts.

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