Karl Pilkington: The Moaning Of Life (2013) s01e02 Episode Script
Happiness
1 For centuries, life's big questions have challenged some of the world's greatest minds.
The need for love, marriage, and lifelong commitment, the yearning to reproduce, and the survival of the human race, the search for a vocation, the desire to find happiness, and the inevitable end - death.
But Karl Pilkington has not given a second thought to any of these issues.
This cat's cross-eyed.
Never seen that before.
Now he's turned 40, he thinks it's time he did.
He's travelling around the world to see how other people deal with life's big questions We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age This is the pissing about age.
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and to see if the issues are such a big deal anyway.
In this episode, Karl explores how to find happiness.
What have you done to your tongue? Have you seen that? That's like alien.
Is it achieved by releasing stress? Can exercise make you happy? People shouldn't be running the distances they're doing.
It's barmy.
Or should you just give up everything? We've got two courses.
We're homeless.
This is The Moaning of Life.
It's like, who's the mental one here? Is it me, or everyone else? Happiness I think I'm happy.
It's funny, cos a lot of people go, "Karl's not happy.
He's a right miserable bastard.
" But I am really happy.
It just that I don't choose to sort of show it, in a way.
I don't see why you should.
I don't see why it's important to walk around with a big grin on.
I don't think smiling makes other people smile.
If you're a little bit pissed off, and someone's walking around with a big smile on, it can annoy you more.
You're going, "Why are they so happy? Why aren't I that happy?" So you're better off knocking about with a right load of miserable bastards, and then you go, "God, my life's not that bad.
These lot are miserable.
" So, where are we starting, Karl? Going off to meet a tribe.
Called the Raramuri tribe.
And they get their happiness from running.
They get a lot of joy out of that.
Did you never do cross-country as a kid? No.
They did it at school now and again.
It wasn't really cross-country cos we didn't have any country.
It was just sort of running through town.
And no-one took it seriously.
My mam used to sort of say, "If you're passing Sale Snips can you get me some hair lacquer?" Stuff like that.
It was basically shopping whilst running.
So what things did you do? Slapsies.
Remember that? I remember that got my heart going.
Cos you'd be going, this is going to hurt.
You had dead arm.
That was another game you played.
It was like Ticky It, really, but instead of just ticking, you'd batter someone in the arm.
You had kids at school with massive bruises and stuff.
So that was exercise.
Arm wrestling.
That was really popular.
Arm wrestling in the '80s.
Karl.
All right? OK.
Yeah? Let's do it.
One, two, three Jesus Christ.
We've got another one for you.
It's not going! Get down, you shit! Yes! That is not a bog-standard 11-year-old, I can tell you.
Definitely not.
Lorenzo.
Hola.
You well? Good? Que bueno.
Si.
Outfit.
I'll pop this on, then, come see you.
Do you have to film this bit? Just of me in my underpants, everyone laughing at me? What are you filming this for? What are these made out of? Track tyres.
Tyres? So is it right that you use the running to get happiness in your life? Yes, that's the attraction.
This is a handcrafted wooden ball that they kick around.
I didn't realise it was a This is like football.
Apparently there's a stick, Karl.
I can't keep up with these rules.
I thought it was just running.
If you win you get the goat.
Useless to me, innit? What use is that to me? You know what's going to happen to it if they win, don't you? They're going to kill it.
So I'm playing to save a goat's life.
These shoes hurt me a bit, you know.
It's starting.
Has it kicked off? It's started, Karl.
Shit.
Now they've passed.
There's two games going There's two balls.
Why is there two balls? Fuck's sake They just shot off.
There's no starting pistol.
No-one says, "Are you ready?" I need to know the rule.
These are really aching now.
These shoes are fucking killing me.
I've cut my toes, I've got blisters now weeping.
Want my boots? What size are your socks, though? Socks as well.
A stick! I don't know what's happening.
Was he part of the game, or have I just been mugged? I'm gonna win this.
See you at the winning line.
I'm winning this.
I'm gonna leg it.
Absolutely leg it.
They feel heavy.
I've done no preparation for this, have I? You keep going as long as they do.
You don't have to run it.
I can do Don't be thinking I've given up.
I'm tired, but I'll do it till the end.
Really? Yes.
It's the running, it's the race bit I don't like.
I'll do it in my own pace like I like to do everything in life, and that's what you should do.
You only get one go at it, don't you? That's what makes me happy, doing things at my own pace.
That's the way things should be done.
That's happiness.
I'm not arsed about what position they're in, and where the ball is.
The ball went off there earlier.
He went down trying to save it.
What are they playing at? What are they doing? They're living in houses that haven't got roofs on yet.
Why aren't they sorting that out instead of wasting energy looping round there? They've got wife and kids.
It's going to piss it down in a bit.
It's thundering.
They'll be piss-wet through.
"Where's Dad? Why hasn't Dad put a roof on?" "He's chasing a wooden ball, son.
He's barmy.
" Is he smiling? I'm not getting to see the face.
I've only seen backs of heads.
I can't keep up with them.
Look how much they run here.
What? Have you ever worn out a trainer like that? People shouldn't be running the distances they're doing.
It's not normal.
When are you going to stop? Why do you keep asking me that? Do you want me to stop? I just thought you'd give up.
Stop asking when I'm stopping.
You want to stop, that's what this is about.
YOU'RE tired.
God knows why they're running about when they've got this here.
I'd just be happy sat there, me.
There's another shoe! How many shoes do they get through in a week? Feel that.
It's like a little lava lamp.
He did a really good job.
They're finishing now.
He's wondering if he could do one lap more to win.
I win the goat? Si.
What will they get if I'm getting the goat? Happiness.
Happiness? All right, then, yeah.
It's a deal.
I suppose the lesson is, if any sort of .
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Raramuris sort of move to England, and they knock on your door and say, "I'm doing a sponsored walk.
Will you sponsor me?" don't be caught out.
Have to take a mortgage out.
Pretty chuffed with the distance I did.
That's about it.
I'm not going to start saying I feel amazing, all that.
It's quite good I did that.
I didn't give up.
Come on, come on.
Jesus, it's as strong as that 11-year-old kid.
I don't know, really, about the happiness side, because they have to go for so long, don't they, to get it? I can do something really quick and simple at home like just having a lemon muffin from a cafe.
That is a little bit of happiness.
It's a bit of a walk down the road, but I can be there and back in about eight minutes.
They've got to be running for 12 hours.
Might bolt in a minute, this.
It was nice having a goat, you know? That was a nice little moment.
But then that started sort of outside.
I thought, you're having a laugh.
I've been walking about for hours to save you, and now you keep me up all night.
No wonder they got shot of it.
A goat with Tourette's.
Baaa! Hector.
Have you ever got any joy and happiness from pain? From pain? Pain, it hurts.
Yeah.
I don't see any happiness right there.
What's the most painful pain you've ever had? Like, my kidney stones.
I had kidney stones.
I had kidney stones.
Bad, innit? Painful! I couldn't even walk.
No, I know.
You wanna cry.
Yeah, I wanna cry.
What did they do? Did you have an operation, or did you - No, no, I just Pissed them out.
I just pissed them out, that's it.
Imagine pissing out a stone.
It's like your nob turns into a little whistle.
With a little pea in it.
Agony.
See you later.
Just looking at you, I can you've messed about with your head.
What have you done to your tongue? Have you seen that? That's like alien.
Or is it triffid? What do you mean? That's stupid.
Are you ill? They're like tumours.
Fuck me.
Does that hurt? So, why, then? I don't understand why you'd want that.
Is there no other hobby you could do? Art, painting? There are other things to do in life.
Are you? Do you have to turn up in court? Do you know when you go to supermarkets, and need £1 for the trolley? Never got one on you.
Put them there.
Cos your lobes do nothing, do they? No use for a lobe.
Suspension? What's suspension? I don't want to look at it.
Has it gone in? Oh, my God! He didn't even flinch.
Oy, oy, oy! Look at him.
Look at his face.
His feet He's gotta fall off.
Karl, you can see this.
Look at that for a family photo.
Oh, look at that - in the knee.
Right in the knee.
We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age This is the pissing about age.
Let's get going.
Can we just leave, please? I've had enough of this.
Once they've all had a few drinks an' that, there's a load of them.
There's only a few of us.
I can imagine.
I'll be dangling up there.
By the bollocks.
Pulling that hair there next to your ear, that hurts, doesn't it? Pulling at that.
Pulling a long hair out of your nose I do that now and again when you find it.
That's a big build-up.
I hate having to do it, but it's got to be done.
You feel it moving about, and you pull it, and your eyes water.
When you have a Kit Kat, and a bit of foil's left on it, and you don't know, and it hits the filling at the back of your head.
Banging your toe on the corner of the bed, they're all things that I do a lot.
I never go, "That was nice.
" I don't like pain.
If he watches like Jesus of Nazareth or something, when Jesus is getting nailed to the Cross, does he sort of go, "Oh, lucky bastard!" The problem with trying to make other people happy is, you don't know if that thing you're doing that's meant to make them happy is going to make them happy - it might piss them off.
I always remember when Suzanne made me a fish pie.
Actually made it.
Wasn't out of a box.
But it was horrible, so there's an act that she did that was meant to be a nice thing, but it wasn't.
And I told her.
I said, "Jesus, that's horrible.
It's rank, that.
" Did you tell her it was rank? Yes.
I think you've got to make someone aware that it really is horrible.
Don't make that again.
That's the worst thing you've ever made.
And she still talks about it now.
It was about 15 years ago, that.
How long had she spent making the fish pie? Doesn't matter.
None of that matters, Ben.
It doesn't matter if it took her three days - it was shit.
If it took her half an hour, it was still shit.
I didn't like it.
All right? Do you get happiness out of it? And what is the dance? Let's do it.
One, two three.
No.
I've never even heard of krumping till today.
I have crumpets.
It's like a pancake.
Cake.
Relaxing.
Part of that, were you? I'm going to dance Oh.
It's good.
I think there's something in it.
I wasn't doing it for everyone else.
I was just doing it for myself.
The whole thing about Tommy is that he's helping people get happy.
He's helping me, though.
He's helping me get happy.
And if other people like my moves, fine.
If they don't, there's not much I can do about it.
That's what I said to him, though.
As well as making people happy, I'm sure there's some people get pissed off.
I tell you, my dad used to work nights.
If Tommy turned up in the avenue, he'd go apeshit.
He used to get annoyed with the ice-cream man.
He was only there for about two minutes.
You're never going to please everyone.
Why did Suzanne get annoyed when she made that fish pie? She had a go at it, but I said I didn't like it.
She should have just enjoyed having a go at making it.
And that's what I did today - I sort of enjoyed having a go at, you know, being KP the Clown.
It's the first thing I've done on this sort of journey of finding happiness that I thought, "I get it.
" Loads of people dance.
It's been around for years.
Tribes done it, insects do it.
Insects? Yes, insects have a dance.
If you watch these nature programmes, you see them.
Spiders do it, some really good moves, cos they've got eight legs, haven't they? So they're kind of doing like a moonwalk with the other one doing a bit of sort of popping.
Honestly, You Tube it, have a look at the footage.
It's amazing.
Proper, proper dancing.
If you think of people who love themselves, take care of their body, LA is definitely up there, innit? Everyone's after that same weird look.
That Botox thing with no lines on their face, and They're not happy in their own skin, are they? Do you feel happy in your skin? It's all I know.
I don't wanna say I hate this skin.
I want someone else's, and when you put it on it's all baggy.
You're like Gordon Ramsay.
It's all flaps and folds.
The only thing that's got the right to say they're not happy in their skin is a pug.
A pug dog.
That's the only thing that you go, "What has gone on there?" Justin.
Hey, Karl.
So what have you had done, then? I guess I've had 120 procedures right along there right now.
So I've done cheeks, lips, chin, pec implants, bicep implants, tricep implants and the delts.
The end result has really made me a happier person, a better person.
But you must have had a starting point, whereas with me what could I do, really? Look at that for Can you do that? Can you do that? I can't, actually.
I'm trying to do it now.
They lift, right, but they don't wrinkle.
Isn't that what the face is for? Expression? It's a form of language.
You don't have to paralyse everything.
Why don't you come with me today? I'm going to go see Nurse Jamie.
I was going to talk to her about some of the procedures, maybe do a little maintenance.
Yeah.
I'm probably not going to have anything, cos I don't know where to start.
You have to do something.
Honestly.
I heard that she does something called ball ironing, or something like this.
It's like a re-servicing of your scrotum.
There's a call for that? If you're worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks, I'd say your life's pretty good.
I haven't even got an iron, do you know that? I haven't got an iron or ironing board at home.
Who's worrying about that? I guess you figure people do anal bleaching - Anal bleaching?! Never heard of it.
Never heard of that.
My arse, I don't know what colour it is.
I don't know if it needs bleaching.
Do you know, if you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
I just want to know what you recommend.
I don't want to have that sort of look.
It is good.
I was saying to him, I think it looks good.
Right.
But I don't want that.
You have like a little bit of redness in your skin, so I would maybe just tone that down a little bit.
These I don't like, because I think they make us look sad.
I don't even know what you're seeing there, though.
I think you're a handsome guy.
I think you've got the cake.
Let's just put some icing on it.
I think you'll be fine.
So there's no pain? There's no pain.
It actually feels good.
All right, so, here's the first little one.
This is a big step, you know, cos this morning I was kind of like, "I don't need any of this, I don't need it.
" I can see a difference already.
That looks pretty good, I think.
I think it does too.
Have you changed the lighting in here? No.
No, honestly, there's a kind of a glow there.
A fresher glow.
You definitely need something more, but I think it looks better, for sure.
If you want some more, do some more.
Let's do some more.
Fill your boots.
How old do you think I am? I don't know.
How old are you? Go on.
No, how old are you? You tell me.
40.
40? Yeah.
I think you're a handsome guy.
Yeah? Yeah.
Whoa, what's that? I can smell burning.
That shouldn't be I'll let you live.
Now can you tell? Yeah.
Can you fill that? Can you fill that line there, cos that looks like the Nile or something.
OK, I can do that.
That wrinkly head has always bothered me.
I've said to you before, it looks like an elephant's knee.
There was a fancy dress party at school, and my mam said I should have gone as a walnut.
Serious now, this.
Are they going in now? Yeah.
Ay! Oh, what was that? It's a whole new, like, device going on now.
Do you even know what you're getting? No, but that's what Jamie's about, innit? This is the bloodless vampire.
Bloodless vampire? Do you know how much you spent? £2,500.
Fuck off! Seriously? Two and a half grand?! I love you, Karl.
You're awesome.
Welcome to the dark side.
Do you feel a bit happier? Yeah, I do, actually.
I do.
I look pretty good.
I think it was all about having Jamie saying, "Oh, yeah, you're looking pretty hot.
" You've got nice eyes.
That's probably my best feature, that.
I haven't had that happen.
No-one's said that to me for years.
So that's why I enjoy it.
I don't even know if I do.
But having, you know, quite a sexy woman saying, "You're looking hot", and all that She was all over me, and honestly, I think that was what I enjoyed.
Is that bad? I don't know if I look any different, honestly! It's not that much, but I quite enjoyed having her rubbing my face.
Right, let's get back in.
I'm going to go and get my arse done.
At the moment, I feel quite good about stuff.
The weather's nice, my face is looking better than it's ever done.
So to go in here and get angry doesn't feel real, do you know what I mean? I've got nothing to worry about.
I don't lash out.
I like to moan.
Happens all the time at home.
But Suzanne just puts up with it.
I might be sat on the toilet, and I'd turn round and see that she's bought a bottle of bleach that's eco-friendly.
I go down, and I'll moan to her.
"That eco-friendly bleach, it don't do anything.
It's weak.
It's like mouthwash.
I left a stain.
You moan at me that I shouldn't leave stains.
I've left a stain.
" And then she goes on about saving the planet.
It's bollocks.
It's not saving any planet.
You've been ripped off.
"It's better for dolphins.
" "It doesn't matter.
We haven't got dolphins in London, so don't worry.
" It's shit, and then that's it - it's gone.
It's gone.
That's been that little release.
I've forgot about the bleach 30 seconds later.
It doesn't matter.
I've moved on.
Yeah! Yeah! Hi, Karl.
How are you? Welcome to Anger Room.
So what's her problem? What's wrong with her? I'm afraid she has a problem with printers.
And office equipment.
Seriously? That's what it is? She doesn't like office She doesn't like office equipment.
Bit of an extreme reaction, though.
It's normally just a paper jam, innit? Our goal here is to tear it up so you can't use it any more.
So do you think she is really getting rid of anger at the moment? I really believe she is, because a lot of people pent up their anger, and stress, so they may go home after work, and you'd think they forgot about it, but they really didn't, because it's in the back of their mind.
Do you have something that you don't like? Um Not like that.
So what are you two here for? What's been winding you up? Just life in general, right now.
And what would you do if you didn't have this place to come and smash shit up? How would you get rid of that anger? Just bottle it up.
There's nothing you can do like this to get it out, without getting in trouble anyways.
Let's have a look.
It's like a really shit raffle.
Yeah! Do you have raffles here? You've kind of got a coffee maker, Wi-Fi What's that? I'm a big fan of watching Bullseye with Jim Bowen.
That was like the prizes.
They were all right.
They had a DVD player, coffee machine satellite box, and here's what you could have won - car.
The problem I've got with smashing it up, it's a nice-looking car that.
Put the hammer straight through the window.
Just knock it out.
Just bust it through.
I really wish I was really annoyed about something.
Hit the bloody - No, I could.
I could just hit it.
Yeah? But I think you have to really get into the zone for this to work.
There's no point just going apeshit.
Do you have people calling you over here asking if you want your PPI back? Right when you're eating dinner with your family is when they want to talk.
Yeah.
That's the car they drive.
They drive that car.
It's some sort of payment protection plan.
PPI.
Pr What is it? Uh PPI Stop calling me, cos I don't want my PPI! Payment protection Insurance.
Insurance.
Yeah.
Payment protection insurance.
That's what it is.
All right? Got my mates here.
I think they want their PPI back.
Why don't you ask them? Why don't you ask them if they want their PPI back? Eh? It's not for me.
I didn't get happiness.
When I'm annoyed, I have to release it at that point.
I can't sort of go, "I won't get annoyed now.
I'll save it till later, and smash a gnome up when I'm home in the garden.
" It doesn't work like that.
I moan a lot.
I do moan.
That's You know, but that's kind of, that's my release.
And people listen to you when you complain? I don't think that's important.
I'm almost not bothered about them hearing it, as long as I can release it, have a moan.
Have a moan.
It's good for you.
Release it at that moment.
Get it out.
It's like gas, innit? Fart, let it out.
I'm meeting a bloke called Daniel Suelo.
He thinks that money doesn't make you happy.
It just gives you more stress.
It's a nice idea, but I don't think it's possible.
If you decided to do it, would Suzanne join you? Not a chance.
Not a chance.
She gets pissed off if we stay in a B and B, and there isn't a hairdryer in the drawer.
That's roughing it for her.
I'm just keen to see how he does it, and how happy he is.
I can't imagine enjoying life, cos I'd constantly be worried about the next meal.
Here he is.
Daniel? Did we say two or one? Ben told me it was meant to be one o'clock.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was two.
All right.
No problem.
Some granola, and this is kind of a trail mix.
I only got into it, you know, about a year ago.
Never had it before.
Oh, yeah? So, what is the plan? What are we gonna do today? We could go check out where I get food.
All the food I have, I find.
Or somebody gives it to me.
Where did you find granola? It was a dumpster.
So, do you want to just explain to me what you're playing at? I gave up money 13 years ago because I was tired of the rat race.
It was about finding balance, and living in the present, which is about being content and happy.
What is this? A pizza place? Yeah.
Seriously?! Did you put them there? No, this is the way it is.
There's more in there too.
That is mad.
I don't understand, though, Daniel, why they're in boxes, and they've got paper on them.
It seems too convenient.
It's what happens when people order pizzas, and then they've not come, so they throw them out.
That happens all the time.
Is that a pineapple one? Yeah.
Can I have a piece of that? Yeah.
Are you sure, Karl? I mean, that's even my choice of pizza, that.
Oh, yeah? Really? It's not bad.
Do they have any pudding? I can't believe how much is in there.
I thought you meant bits of food half-eaten, and No.
That's the way it is all over the country.
Did you need sleeping gear? I was relying on you, to be honest.
There's a three-piece suite.
Do you need one of them? So this is how you find blankets, sleeping bags Yeah.
It's amazing.
I find really good clothes.
Oh yeah, you need a sport coat? I've not got one of them.
There's another.
That's wool.
Hey, look at that for a fitting! Yeah, looks grea Whoa, you look sharp.
I tell you what, I was pretty cold.
This is all right.
It looks good on you.
Any money in the pockets? There's a whole turkey.
If you can find a pudding, I'll be amazed.
How long have I been out? Probably less than an hour.
Less than an hour? I've got a new jacket, and three 12-inch pizzas.
That's pretty impressive.
Innit? I just don't believe it.
I don't know why Bear Grylls is on the telly telling me how to stab a camel in the head, and what bits to eat - what's he doing? Why isn't Bear Grylls just wandering around the back of Tesco? What's he found now? I did find a Dutch apple pie.
No, you haven't.
Yeah, I got a pie.
Let's have a little bit of the crust.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Have a bit of that.
Ben, have a bit of that.
There is nothing wrong with it.
Mm.
We've got two courses.
We're homeless.
Sometimes I find people leave clothes like this.
Straight leg.
Waist 34, length 32.
They're a little wide, but with a belt - I don't believe it.
I don't believe it, cos that's my size.
Oh, yeah? I mean, that's never happened.
They're pretty tasty.
Yeah.
If you see a homeless person, do you see yourself in a different light than that? Sometimes I look at them and think, "There's a homeless person.
" I have to remind myself, "Oh, yeah, I'm a homeless person.
" An experience.
Living a day without having to spend any money.
What's that? It's a blanket.
I suppose there's a little bit of me that is like Dan in a way anyway.
I mean, I used to do a lot of that when I was a kid.
I used to go out round the back of Hagenbach's Bakery, eat cakes, fill my face.
Do you want a pillow? Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Got a blanket and a pillow.
Ready for home.
So, what are you going to do tonight? Are you going to stick it out? Yeah.
I dunno, though.
It seems quite like a place bears would hang out, this.
What is it? Black bears are dangerous, brown aren't? It's one or the other.
I mean, as if anyway.
Brown and black, you couldn't get closer colours.
You're not gonna sit there and go, "Is he brown? Is he black?" Just fucking leg it.
That rain's starting to come.
It's been threatening all day.
God, this is mad.
It's not even a proper tent.
Surely, though, I've enjoyed today, but when the weather's like this you must sort of lie in here at night if it's raining, and think, "What am I doing?" I actually love it in here like when it's raining.
I find it comforting, sleeping in the rain.
Do you? I dunno.
I dunno now.
This has just swung it a bit for me.
Have you got any more of this stuff that can go over the gaps? No.
Come on! Not gonna work, is it? Oh, I dunno.
Where are you sleeping? The crew are going back to that four-star hotel.
I'm trying to work out what I'm meant to be getting out of this programme.
You know, this whole trip, this journey What's it all about? It's about me looking at happiness, and what makes different people happy.
I could do it.
I could easily sleep here.
We've been in worse places.
Hell of a lot worse, yeah.
In fact, if you look at most of it, it's all about comfort for me, innit? The shoes, the running shoes that the Raramuris gave me.
They weren't comfy.
My trainers are wet.
Pain party.
Definitely not comfort.
They'll dry out.
And now, you know, staying in a tent, and I think that's what makes me happy, at the end of the day.
Simple as that - bit of comfort.
OK, I'm just as comfortable as Bill Gates.
No, you're not, honestly.
I hate that thing when people say, "Oh, he's got loads of money.
Money doesn't make you happy.
" Honestly, I bet he's happier than us now.
I bet you he is.
So, tonight I'll go back to the hotel, and I'll really be over the moon with it.
In fact, I probably won't go to sleep straight away.
I'm going to lie in it, thinking how good it is.
I'm not going to take it for granted.
I might even order room service.
I'm not I've I've given in.
Oh, yeah? Just sit in it.
Ah! It's just making me happy thinking about it.
Big comfy pillows an' that.
How good is that?! Oh! See, that means it's right, doesn't it? I can't wait, honestly.
I can't wait.
Are you sure that you don't want me to get you a room there for a night? Just think about it.
Nice comfy bed.
Honestly, you haven't seen it.
Really soft linen sheets.
No, actually, I I'm happy with this.
Well, if by some chance you're in the hotel room, and you're like, "I wanna go camp", you're welcome here.
Yeah, all right, well, don't wait up.
All right.
Nice to see you.
Nice hotel! Have a good shit, all that granola I've had.
Karl? Are you happy? Well happy.
See you later.
The need for love, marriage, and lifelong commitment, the yearning to reproduce, and the survival of the human race, the search for a vocation, the desire to find happiness, and the inevitable end - death.
But Karl Pilkington has not given a second thought to any of these issues.
This cat's cross-eyed.
Never seen that before.
Now he's turned 40, he thinks it's time he did.
He's travelling around the world to see how other people deal with life's big questions We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age This is the pissing about age.
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and to see if the issues are such a big deal anyway.
In this episode, Karl explores how to find happiness.
What have you done to your tongue? Have you seen that? That's like alien.
Is it achieved by releasing stress? Can exercise make you happy? People shouldn't be running the distances they're doing.
It's barmy.
Or should you just give up everything? We've got two courses.
We're homeless.
This is The Moaning of Life.
It's like, who's the mental one here? Is it me, or everyone else? Happiness I think I'm happy.
It's funny, cos a lot of people go, "Karl's not happy.
He's a right miserable bastard.
" But I am really happy.
It just that I don't choose to sort of show it, in a way.
I don't see why you should.
I don't see why it's important to walk around with a big grin on.
I don't think smiling makes other people smile.
If you're a little bit pissed off, and someone's walking around with a big smile on, it can annoy you more.
You're going, "Why are they so happy? Why aren't I that happy?" So you're better off knocking about with a right load of miserable bastards, and then you go, "God, my life's not that bad.
These lot are miserable.
" So, where are we starting, Karl? Going off to meet a tribe.
Called the Raramuri tribe.
And they get their happiness from running.
They get a lot of joy out of that.
Did you never do cross-country as a kid? No.
They did it at school now and again.
It wasn't really cross-country cos we didn't have any country.
It was just sort of running through town.
And no-one took it seriously.
My mam used to sort of say, "If you're passing Sale Snips can you get me some hair lacquer?" Stuff like that.
It was basically shopping whilst running.
So what things did you do? Slapsies.
Remember that? I remember that got my heart going.
Cos you'd be going, this is going to hurt.
You had dead arm.
That was another game you played.
It was like Ticky It, really, but instead of just ticking, you'd batter someone in the arm.
You had kids at school with massive bruises and stuff.
So that was exercise.
Arm wrestling.
That was really popular.
Arm wrestling in the '80s.
Karl.
All right? OK.
Yeah? Let's do it.
One, two, three Jesus Christ.
We've got another one for you.
It's not going! Get down, you shit! Yes! That is not a bog-standard 11-year-old, I can tell you.
Definitely not.
Lorenzo.
Hola.
You well? Good? Que bueno.
Si.
Outfit.
I'll pop this on, then, come see you.
Do you have to film this bit? Just of me in my underpants, everyone laughing at me? What are you filming this for? What are these made out of? Track tyres.
Tyres? So is it right that you use the running to get happiness in your life? Yes, that's the attraction.
This is a handcrafted wooden ball that they kick around.
I didn't realise it was a This is like football.
Apparently there's a stick, Karl.
I can't keep up with these rules.
I thought it was just running.
If you win you get the goat.
Useless to me, innit? What use is that to me? You know what's going to happen to it if they win, don't you? They're going to kill it.
So I'm playing to save a goat's life.
These shoes hurt me a bit, you know.
It's starting.
Has it kicked off? It's started, Karl.
Shit.
Now they've passed.
There's two games going There's two balls.
Why is there two balls? Fuck's sake They just shot off.
There's no starting pistol.
No-one says, "Are you ready?" I need to know the rule.
These are really aching now.
These shoes are fucking killing me.
I've cut my toes, I've got blisters now weeping.
Want my boots? What size are your socks, though? Socks as well.
A stick! I don't know what's happening.
Was he part of the game, or have I just been mugged? I'm gonna win this.
See you at the winning line.
I'm winning this.
I'm gonna leg it.
Absolutely leg it.
They feel heavy.
I've done no preparation for this, have I? You keep going as long as they do.
You don't have to run it.
I can do Don't be thinking I've given up.
I'm tired, but I'll do it till the end.
Really? Yes.
It's the running, it's the race bit I don't like.
I'll do it in my own pace like I like to do everything in life, and that's what you should do.
You only get one go at it, don't you? That's what makes me happy, doing things at my own pace.
That's the way things should be done.
That's happiness.
I'm not arsed about what position they're in, and where the ball is.
The ball went off there earlier.
He went down trying to save it.
What are they playing at? What are they doing? They're living in houses that haven't got roofs on yet.
Why aren't they sorting that out instead of wasting energy looping round there? They've got wife and kids.
It's going to piss it down in a bit.
It's thundering.
They'll be piss-wet through.
"Where's Dad? Why hasn't Dad put a roof on?" "He's chasing a wooden ball, son.
He's barmy.
" Is he smiling? I'm not getting to see the face.
I've only seen backs of heads.
I can't keep up with them.
Look how much they run here.
What? Have you ever worn out a trainer like that? People shouldn't be running the distances they're doing.
It's not normal.
When are you going to stop? Why do you keep asking me that? Do you want me to stop? I just thought you'd give up.
Stop asking when I'm stopping.
You want to stop, that's what this is about.
YOU'RE tired.
God knows why they're running about when they've got this here.
I'd just be happy sat there, me.
There's another shoe! How many shoes do they get through in a week? Feel that.
It's like a little lava lamp.
He did a really good job.
They're finishing now.
He's wondering if he could do one lap more to win.
I win the goat? Si.
What will they get if I'm getting the goat? Happiness.
Happiness? All right, then, yeah.
It's a deal.
I suppose the lesson is, if any sort of .
.
Raramuris sort of move to England, and they knock on your door and say, "I'm doing a sponsored walk.
Will you sponsor me?" don't be caught out.
Have to take a mortgage out.
Pretty chuffed with the distance I did.
That's about it.
I'm not going to start saying I feel amazing, all that.
It's quite good I did that.
I didn't give up.
Come on, come on.
Jesus, it's as strong as that 11-year-old kid.
I don't know, really, about the happiness side, because they have to go for so long, don't they, to get it? I can do something really quick and simple at home like just having a lemon muffin from a cafe.
That is a little bit of happiness.
It's a bit of a walk down the road, but I can be there and back in about eight minutes.
They've got to be running for 12 hours.
Might bolt in a minute, this.
It was nice having a goat, you know? That was a nice little moment.
But then that started sort of outside.
I thought, you're having a laugh.
I've been walking about for hours to save you, and now you keep me up all night.
No wonder they got shot of it.
A goat with Tourette's.
Baaa! Hector.
Have you ever got any joy and happiness from pain? From pain? Pain, it hurts.
Yeah.
I don't see any happiness right there.
What's the most painful pain you've ever had? Like, my kidney stones.
I had kidney stones.
I had kidney stones.
Bad, innit? Painful! I couldn't even walk.
No, I know.
You wanna cry.
Yeah, I wanna cry.
What did they do? Did you have an operation, or did you - No, no, I just Pissed them out.
I just pissed them out, that's it.
Imagine pissing out a stone.
It's like your nob turns into a little whistle.
With a little pea in it.
Agony.
See you later.
Just looking at you, I can you've messed about with your head.
What have you done to your tongue? Have you seen that? That's like alien.
Or is it triffid? What do you mean? That's stupid.
Are you ill? They're like tumours.
Fuck me.
Does that hurt? So, why, then? I don't understand why you'd want that.
Is there no other hobby you could do? Art, painting? There are other things to do in life.
Are you? Do you have to turn up in court? Do you know when you go to supermarkets, and need £1 for the trolley? Never got one on you.
Put them there.
Cos your lobes do nothing, do they? No use for a lobe.
Suspension? What's suspension? I don't want to look at it.
Has it gone in? Oh, my God! He didn't even flinch.
Oy, oy, oy! Look at him.
Look at his face.
His feet He's gotta fall off.
Karl, you can see this.
Look at that for a family photo.
Oh, look at that - in the knee.
Right in the knee.
We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age This is the pissing about age.
Let's get going.
Can we just leave, please? I've had enough of this.
Once they've all had a few drinks an' that, there's a load of them.
There's only a few of us.
I can imagine.
I'll be dangling up there.
By the bollocks.
Pulling that hair there next to your ear, that hurts, doesn't it? Pulling at that.
Pulling a long hair out of your nose I do that now and again when you find it.
That's a big build-up.
I hate having to do it, but it's got to be done.
You feel it moving about, and you pull it, and your eyes water.
When you have a Kit Kat, and a bit of foil's left on it, and you don't know, and it hits the filling at the back of your head.
Banging your toe on the corner of the bed, they're all things that I do a lot.
I never go, "That was nice.
" I don't like pain.
If he watches like Jesus of Nazareth or something, when Jesus is getting nailed to the Cross, does he sort of go, "Oh, lucky bastard!" The problem with trying to make other people happy is, you don't know if that thing you're doing that's meant to make them happy is going to make them happy - it might piss them off.
I always remember when Suzanne made me a fish pie.
Actually made it.
Wasn't out of a box.
But it was horrible, so there's an act that she did that was meant to be a nice thing, but it wasn't.
And I told her.
I said, "Jesus, that's horrible.
It's rank, that.
" Did you tell her it was rank? Yes.
I think you've got to make someone aware that it really is horrible.
Don't make that again.
That's the worst thing you've ever made.
And she still talks about it now.
It was about 15 years ago, that.
How long had she spent making the fish pie? Doesn't matter.
None of that matters, Ben.
It doesn't matter if it took her three days - it was shit.
If it took her half an hour, it was still shit.
I didn't like it.
All right? Do you get happiness out of it? And what is the dance? Let's do it.
One, two three.
No.
I've never even heard of krumping till today.
I have crumpets.
It's like a pancake.
Cake.
Relaxing.
Part of that, were you? I'm going to dance Oh.
It's good.
I think there's something in it.
I wasn't doing it for everyone else.
I was just doing it for myself.
The whole thing about Tommy is that he's helping people get happy.
He's helping me, though.
He's helping me get happy.
And if other people like my moves, fine.
If they don't, there's not much I can do about it.
That's what I said to him, though.
As well as making people happy, I'm sure there's some people get pissed off.
I tell you, my dad used to work nights.
If Tommy turned up in the avenue, he'd go apeshit.
He used to get annoyed with the ice-cream man.
He was only there for about two minutes.
You're never going to please everyone.
Why did Suzanne get annoyed when she made that fish pie? She had a go at it, but I said I didn't like it.
She should have just enjoyed having a go at making it.
And that's what I did today - I sort of enjoyed having a go at, you know, being KP the Clown.
It's the first thing I've done on this sort of journey of finding happiness that I thought, "I get it.
" Loads of people dance.
It's been around for years.
Tribes done it, insects do it.
Insects? Yes, insects have a dance.
If you watch these nature programmes, you see them.
Spiders do it, some really good moves, cos they've got eight legs, haven't they? So they're kind of doing like a moonwalk with the other one doing a bit of sort of popping.
Honestly, You Tube it, have a look at the footage.
It's amazing.
Proper, proper dancing.
If you think of people who love themselves, take care of their body, LA is definitely up there, innit? Everyone's after that same weird look.
That Botox thing with no lines on their face, and They're not happy in their own skin, are they? Do you feel happy in your skin? It's all I know.
I don't wanna say I hate this skin.
I want someone else's, and when you put it on it's all baggy.
You're like Gordon Ramsay.
It's all flaps and folds.
The only thing that's got the right to say they're not happy in their skin is a pug.
A pug dog.
That's the only thing that you go, "What has gone on there?" Justin.
Hey, Karl.
So what have you had done, then? I guess I've had 120 procedures right along there right now.
So I've done cheeks, lips, chin, pec implants, bicep implants, tricep implants and the delts.
The end result has really made me a happier person, a better person.
But you must have had a starting point, whereas with me what could I do, really? Look at that for Can you do that? Can you do that? I can't, actually.
I'm trying to do it now.
They lift, right, but they don't wrinkle.
Isn't that what the face is for? Expression? It's a form of language.
You don't have to paralyse everything.
Why don't you come with me today? I'm going to go see Nurse Jamie.
I was going to talk to her about some of the procedures, maybe do a little maintenance.
Yeah.
I'm probably not going to have anything, cos I don't know where to start.
You have to do something.
Honestly.
I heard that she does something called ball ironing, or something like this.
It's like a re-servicing of your scrotum.
There's a call for that? If you're worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks, I'd say your life's pretty good.
I haven't even got an iron, do you know that? I haven't got an iron or ironing board at home.
Who's worrying about that? I guess you figure people do anal bleaching - Anal bleaching?! Never heard of it.
Never heard of that.
My arse, I don't know what colour it is.
I don't know if it needs bleaching.
Do you know, if you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
I just want to know what you recommend.
I don't want to have that sort of look.
It is good.
I was saying to him, I think it looks good.
Right.
But I don't want that.
You have like a little bit of redness in your skin, so I would maybe just tone that down a little bit.
These I don't like, because I think they make us look sad.
I don't even know what you're seeing there, though.
I think you're a handsome guy.
I think you've got the cake.
Let's just put some icing on it.
I think you'll be fine.
So there's no pain? There's no pain.
It actually feels good.
All right, so, here's the first little one.
This is a big step, you know, cos this morning I was kind of like, "I don't need any of this, I don't need it.
" I can see a difference already.
That looks pretty good, I think.
I think it does too.
Have you changed the lighting in here? No.
No, honestly, there's a kind of a glow there.
A fresher glow.
You definitely need something more, but I think it looks better, for sure.
If you want some more, do some more.
Let's do some more.
Fill your boots.
How old do you think I am? I don't know.
How old are you? Go on.
No, how old are you? You tell me.
40.
40? Yeah.
I think you're a handsome guy.
Yeah? Yeah.
Whoa, what's that? I can smell burning.
That shouldn't be I'll let you live.
Now can you tell? Yeah.
Can you fill that? Can you fill that line there, cos that looks like the Nile or something.
OK, I can do that.
That wrinkly head has always bothered me.
I've said to you before, it looks like an elephant's knee.
There was a fancy dress party at school, and my mam said I should have gone as a walnut.
Serious now, this.
Are they going in now? Yeah.
Ay! Oh, what was that? It's a whole new, like, device going on now.
Do you even know what you're getting? No, but that's what Jamie's about, innit? This is the bloodless vampire.
Bloodless vampire? Do you know how much you spent? £2,500.
Fuck off! Seriously? Two and a half grand?! I love you, Karl.
You're awesome.
Welcome to the dark side.
Do you feel a bit happier? Yeah, I do, actually.
I do.
I look pretty good.
I think it was all about having Jamie saying, "Oh, yeah, you're looking pretty hot.
" You've got nice eyes.
That's probably my best feature, that.
I haven't had that happen.
No-one's said that to me for years.
So that's why I enjoy it.
I don't even know if I do.
But having, you know, quite a sexy woman saying, "You're looking hot", and all that She was all over me, and honestly, I think that was what I enjoyed.
Is that bad? I don't know if I look any different, honestly! It's not that much, but I quite enjoyed having her rubbing my face.
Right, let's get back in.
I'm going to go and get my arse done.
At the moment, I feel quite good about stuff.
The weather's nice, my face is looking better than it's ever done.
So to go in here and get angry doesn't feel real, do you know what I mean? I've got nothing to worry about.
I don't lash out.
I like to moan.
Happens all the time at home.
But Suzanne just puts up with it.
I might be sat on the toilet, and I'd turn round and see that she's bought a bottle of bleach that's eco-friendly.
I go down, and I'll moan to her.
"That eco-friendly bleach, it don't do anything.
It's weak.
It's like mouthwash.
I left a stain.
You moan at me that I shouldn't leave stains.
I've left a stain.
" And then she goes on about saving the planet.
It's bollocks.
It's not saving any planet.
You've been ripped off.
"It's better for dolphins.
" "It doesn't matter.
We haven't got dolphins in London, so don't worry.
" It's shit, and then that's it - it's gone.
It's gone.
That's been that little release.
I've forgot about the bleach 30 seconds later.
It doesn't matter.
I've moved on.
Yeah! Yeah! Hi, Karl.
How are you? Welcome to Anger Room.
So what's her problem? What's wrong with her? I'm afraid she has a problem with printers.
And office equipment.
Seriously? That's what it is? She doesn't like office She doesn't like office equipment.
Bit of an extreme reaction, though.
It's normally just a paper jam, innit? Our goal here is to tear it up so you can't use it any more.
So do you think she is really getting rid of anger at the moment? I really believe she is, because a lot of people pent up their anger, and stress, so they may go home after work, and you'd think they forgot about it, but they really didn't, because it's in the back of their mind.
Do you have something that you don't like? Um Not like that.
So what are you two here for? What's been winding you up? Just life in general, right now.
And what would you do if you didn't have this place to come and smash shit up? How would you get rid of that anger? Just bottle it up.
There's nothing you can do like this to get it out, without getting in trouble anyways.
Let's have a look.
It's like a really shit raffle.
Yeah! Do you have raffles here? You've kind of got a coffee maker, Wi-Fi What's that? I'm a big fan of watching Bullseye with Jim Bowen.
That was like the prizes.
They were all right.
They had a DVD player, coffee machine satellite box, and here's what you could have won - car.
The problem I've got with smashing it up, it's a nice-looking car that.
Put the hammer straight through the window.
Just knock it out.
Just bust it through.
I really wish I was really annoyed about something.
Hit the bloody - No, I could.
I could just hit it.
Yeah? But I think you have to really get into the zone for this to work.
There's no point just going apeshit.
Do you have people calling you over here asking if you want your PPI back? Right when you're eating dinner with your family is when they want to talk.
Yeah.
That's the car they drive.
They drive that car.
It's some sort of payment protection plan.
PPI.
Pr What is it? Uh PPI Stop calling me, cos I don't want my PPI! Payment protection Insurance.
Insurance.
Yeah.
Payment protection insurance.
That's what it is.
All right? Got my mates here.
I think they want their PPI back.
Why don't you ask them? Why don't you ask them if they want their PPI back? Eh? It's not for me.
I didn't get happiness.
When I'm annoyed, I have to release it at that point.
I can't sort of go, "I won't get annoyed now.
I'll save it till later, and smash a gnome up when I'm home in the garden.
" It doesn't work like that.
I moan a lot.
I do moan.
That's You know, but that's kind of, that's my release.
And people listen to you when you complain? I don't think that's important.
I'm almost not bothered about them hearing it, as long as I can release it, have a moan.
Have a moan.
It's good for you.
Release it at that moment.
Get it out.
It's like gas, innit? Fart, let it out.
I'm meeting a bloke called Daniel Suelo.
He thinks that money doesn't make you happy.
It just gives you more stress.
It's a nice idea, but I don't think it's possible.
If you decided to do it, would Suzanne join you? Not a chance.
Not a chance.
She gets pissed off if we stay in a B and B, and there isn't a hairdryer in the drawer.
That's roughing it for her.
I'm just keen to see how he does it, and how happy he is.
I can't imagine enjoying life, cos I'd constantly be worried about the next meal.
Here he is.
Daniel? Did we say two or one? Ben told me it was meant to be one o'clock.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was two.
All right.
No problem.
Some granola, and this is kind of a trail mix.
I only got into it, you know, about a year ago.
Never had it before.
Oh, yeah? So, what is the plan? What are we gonna do today? We could go check out where I get food.
All the food I have, I find.
Or somebody gives it to me.
Where did you find granola? It was a dumpster.
So, do you want to just explain to me what you're playing at? I gave up money 13 years ago because I was tired of the rat race.
It was about finding balance, and living in the present, which is about being content and happy.
What is this? A pizza place? Yeah.
Seriously?! Did you put them there? No, this is the way it is.
There's more in there too.
That is mad.
I don't understand, though, Daniel, why they're in boxes, and they've got paper on them.
It seems too convenient.
It's what happens when people order pizzas, and then they've not come, so they throw them out.
That happens all the time.
Is that a pineapple one? Yeah.
Can I have a piece of that? Yeah.
Are you sure, Karl? I mean, that's even my choice of pizza, that.
Oh, yeah? Really? It's not bad.
Do they have any pudding? I can't believe how much is in there.
I thought you meant bits of food half-eaten, and No.
That's the way it is all over the country.
Did you need sleeping gear? I was relying on you, to be honest.
There's a three-piece suite.
Do you need one of them? So this is how you find blankets, sleeping bags Yeah.
It's amazing.
I find really good clothes.
Oh yeah, you need a sport coat? I've not got one of them.
There's another.
That's wool.
Hey, look at that for a fitting! Yeah, looks grea Whoa, you look sharp.
I tell you what, I was pretty cold.
This is all right.
It looks good on you.
Any money in the pockets? There's a whole turkey.
If you can find a pudding, I'll be amazed.
How long have I been out? Probably less than an hour.
Less than an hour? I've got a new jacket, and three 12-inch pizzas.
That's pretty impressive.
Innit? I just don't believe it.
I don't know why Bear Grylls is on the telly telling me how to stab a camel in the head, and what bits to eat - what's he doing? Why isn't Bear Grylls just wandering around the back of Tesco? What's he found now? I did find a Dutch apple pie.
No, you haven't.
Yeah, I got a pie.
Let's have a little bit of the crust.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Have a bit of that.
Ben, have a bit of that.
There is nothing wrong with it.
Mm.
We've got two courses.
We're homeless.
Sometimes I find people leave clothes like this.
Straight leg.
Waist 34, length 32.
They're a little wide, but with a belt - I don't believe it.
I don't believe it, cos that's my size.
Oh, yeah? I mean, that's never happened.
They're pretty tasty.
Yeah.
If you see a homeless person, do you see yourself in a different light than that? Sometimes I look at them and think, "There's a homeless person.
" I have to remind myself, "Oh, yeah, I'm a homeless person.
" An experience.
Living a day without having to spend any money.
What's that? It's a blanket.
I suppose there's a little bit of me that is like Dan in a way anyway.
I mean, I used to do a lot of that when I was a kid.
I used to go out round the back of Hagenbach's Bakery, eat cakes, fill my face.
Do you want a pillow? Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Got a blanket and a pillow.
Ready for home.
So, what are you going to do tonight? Are you going to stick it out? Yeah.
I dunno, though.
It seems quite like a place bears would hang out, this.
What is it? Black bears are dangerous, brown aren't? It's one or the other.
I mean, as if anyway.
Brown and black, you couldn't get closer colours.
You're not gonna sit there and go, "Is he brown? Is he black?" Just fucking leg it.
That rain's starting to come.
It's been threatening all day.
God, this is mad.
It's not even a proper tent.
Surely, though, I've enjoyed today, but when the weather's like this you must sort of lie in here at night if it's raining, and think, "What am I doing?" I actually love it in here like when it's raining.
I find it comforting, sleeping in the rain.
Do you? I dunno.
I dunno now.
This has just swung it a bit for me.
Have you got any more of this stuff that can go over the gaps? No.
Come on! Not gonna work, is it? Oh, I dunno.
Where are you sleeping? The crew are going back to that four-star hotel.
I'm trying to work out what I'm meant to be getting out of this programme.
You know, this whole trip, this journey What's it all about? It's about me looking at happiness, and what makes different people happy.
I could do it.
I could easily sleep here.
We've been in worse places.
Hell of a lot worse, yeah.
In fact, if you look at most of it, it's all about comfort for me, innit? The shoes, the running shoes that the Raramuris gave me.
They weren't comfy.
My trainers are wet.
Pain party.
Definitely not comfort.
They'll dry out.
And now, you know, staying in a tent, and I think that's what makes me happy, at the end of the day.
Simple as that - bit of comfort.
OK, I'm just as comfortable as Bill Gates.
No, you're not, honestly.
I hate that thing when people say, "Oh, he's got loads of money.
Money doesn't make you happy.
" Honestly, I bet he's happier than us now.
I bet you he is.
So, tonight I'll go back to the hotel, and I'll really be over the moon with it.
In fact, I probably won't go to sleep straight away.
I'm going to lie in it, thinking how good it is.
I'm not going to take it for granted.
I might even order room service.
I'm not I've I've given in.
Oh, yeah? Just sit in it.
Ah! It's just making me happy thinking about it.
Big comfy pillows an' that.
How good is that?! Oh! See, that means it's right, doesn't it? I can't wait, honestly.
I can't wait.
Are you sure that you don't want me to get you a room there for a night? Just think about it.
Nice comfy bed.
Honestly, you haven't seen it.
Really soft linen sheets.
No, actually, I I'm happy with this.
Well, if by some chance you're in the hotel room, and you're like, "I wanna go camp", you're welcome here.
Yeah, all right, well, don't wait up.
All right.
Nice to see you.
Nice hotel! Have a good shit, all that granola I've had.
Karl? Are you happy? Well happy.
See you later.