Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken! (2020) s01e02 Episode Script

The Eizouken Takes the Stage!

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Shibahama
High School
Did you manage to lose them, Mizusaki?
Yep! That shortcut you told
me about worked great!
Asakusa, your bag looks really durable.
You have quite the eye for quality, Mizusaki!
It's made for military use!
It looks cheap, from what I can tell.
I spent all of my New Year's money on it!
It's a big ticket item, Kanamori.
Wow, so around 100,000?
Well, you said used all of
your New Year's money
We're working-class folks, so my
New Year's money was 21,000.
O-Oh
Emergency Exit
No Running
The faculty office isn't
in that direction, Asakusa.
We're going to submit our
proposal for a new club, right?
Can't we all just join the anime club?
But my parents said I couldn't.
Since Mizusaki is unable
to join the anime club,
we absolutely need to create
a new club to make anime.
Are you chickening out?
You make it sound easy, Kanamori,
but the idea of actually going in there
I don't mind! Starting a
new club sounds like fun.
Do you really think that they're going
to let us start a new club for anime,
when one already exists?
Good point.
I'll settle that issue with money
or violence, if it comes to that.
Please don't!
Faculty Room
A film club?
That's kind of a vague idea.
What exactly would you be making?
Shorts? Feature length?
We already have clubs
for anime and CG
We don't have one for feature-length films,
though. How about it?
There's a poster for a competition back there.
The clubs at our school tend
not to be very competitive.
Maybe you girls could make a feature and enter?
It'd be a big help if you could do
video stuff for school events, too.
Accepting Submissions!
Live-Action Movie Contest
1 Million Yen Prize
Live action
Mr. Yokota
If we get a club that produces
films off the ground,
what kind of budget would we be receiving?
W-Well, it depends on what you accomplish,
but if the club is officially established,
your annual budget could be
as much as 150,000 yen a year.
Hang on, Kanamori!
He's talking about a club for live-action movies!
We want to make anime, Kanamori!
Huh? You can't make anime!
We've already got an anime club!
What are you two talking about?
Anime is film too, isn't it?
So we call ourselves the film club,
and produce anime. It's that simple.
We'd love to start a film club!
I see. Should be interesting,
with you involved, Mizusaki.
But hang on you don't have an advisor.
You're not going to do it?
Heavy
My beard feels heavy.
Mr. Fujimoto?
Lately, this beard of mine feels so heavy.
It makes my shoulders stiff.
It's Darius I
It's Shamshi-Adad I
It's Leonidas I
Maybe my circulation would get
better if I was a club advisor.
So I think I'll take on that role.
There's an open space for a club,
so let's go check it out.
This is great! He gets it!
The eizouken is taking the stage!
Episode 2 The Eizouken Takes the Stage!
Keep
Your
Hands
Off
Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!
Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!
This is the place?! It's huge!
It's got those wavy metal plates
for walls! That's so stylish!
It's just old sheet metal.
Man, get a load of that!
Hey! Double fans! Cool!
Huh? They're big, too.
I'm going to go ahead and take some video.
It'll help for a plan of action.
It's really hot in here.
There's no air conditioning, after all.
Can't the school arrange for an air conditioner?
You girls are still a loose association
with nothing to your name.
Once you've been officially recognized,
you might net yourselves an AC.
Well, good luck.
Holes in the ceiling and walls, and no
financial support from the school.
It cost 20,000,000 yen to get
the roof redone at our house.
I don't have that kind of money!
We don't need to do renovations
like your house would call for.
I bet 30,000 will be enough!
That is very unlikely.
I suppose we should clean up for now,
and make this place a bit more tolerable.
I wonder where the switch for the fans is!
I found a broom!
Our priority should probably be
fixing the walls and ceiling.
Between labor and materials,
it's likely to be more than 50,000.
I suppose we should do it ourselves, if we can.
Hey, listen!
This place is going to be our
base of operations, right?
That's right.
So it's like a villa just for us!
We should bring in a sofa,
and a TV, and bookshelves,
and make it a lot more comfy!
I want it to be like the
animation studios in Hollywood!
With big mirrors for recording performances!
And a screening room for checking footage!
And a recording studio!
And while we're at it
We can make the entire roof into a big hatch!
If the roof can open up,
we can take off from here!
Whoa! What is that?!
Propeller Skirt
Engine-powered, motor-propelled personal helicopter
Fuel Tank (Holds lots)
Engine (30cc displacement)
Arms for flight control system (Multi-jointed)
Position Lights (Dazzling)
An engine-powered, motor-propelled
personal helicopter!
Blades
Rotor (Spins lots)
Radial engine and a Doremifa Inverter
Sounds more like a turbofan engine for reasons unknown (makes whatever cool noises)
Flight speed: 0 km/h~55km/h
Maximum weight capacity for takeoff: 90 kilograms at 0 meters above sea level
Flight time: 40~55 minutes
Rotor diameter: 3400 MM
Overall height: 677 mm (when blades are withdrawn, 1522 mm)
Functional altitude limit 1200m
Position Lights are installed on the shoes
The blades are made of a special organic glass,
so they're light and really strong!
Needs to be in an upright position in order to maintain lift
And it's got a position-based control system,
so anyone can fly freely with it!
Blades are made out of special organic glass that is lightweight and resistant to corrosion
Resilient against heat and chemicals, as well as material fatigue
Belt is hollow and houses external rotor motor. Blades are mechanically affixed to the rotors and provide driving force
Altitude control and battery are installed on the arms
Shoulder belt
Fuel port
Rabbit
Exhaust
Arm Rear
This comes off
Flight sticks
Joint actuators are capable of flapping, dragging and feathering (Artificial muscle)
No, they can't!
You'd end up rotating in the opposite
direction of the propeller!
Reverse torque?!
In that case, you have the internal
rotor spin in the opposite direction
That lets you maintain your position!
You forgot the part where the wind is
enough to knock this building over!
Whuzzat?!
Dang it, don't distract me
with details! You'll make me fall!
Then fall already! And quit flashing us!
This is harder than I thought!
I'm fall ing!
Asakusa!
The wings can also be straightened out,
then slid into standby with a rail system,
where they're unlocked, for storage
She's still explaining concepts
after a fall like that.
She's most likely worked up from the
excitement of getting the space.
But you did well, Asakusa. Very well.
Your death won't be in vain.
I'm not dead yet.
We can sell the footage of
your fall at a high price,
and use it to fix up the room.
You can sell that kind of thing?
Haven't you seen the shows
where they talk about how much
"shocking footage" sells for?
Most of the footage you see on TV along
those lines is bought and paid for.
So that that bit of candid footage
might mean a payout for us.
It's just me falling down. You're not
gonna get a TV station to pay for that.
There are middle men who handle
that part, so we don't have to do much.
You have really long legs, Kanamori.
I slept a lot, so I grew up big and strong.
And now the upload is complete.
And we're going to get paid for it?
Only if someone decides to buy it.
If I had to fall on my head,
it'd be nice if we got paid for it.
Faculty Room
Well, it is on the old side.
I'm just glad you weren't hurt.
The school will handle the repairs,
so don't worry about the money.
I actually managed to capture the
sensational footage on camera.
As interesting as that might be to see,
that's technically accident footage.
Keep it to yourselves, all right?
The higher-ups might get upset, otherwise.
Okay!
It should be fine, right?
As long as no one buys it, yes.
Though the money would be nice.
But y'know
We get to make anime now!
Yes!
I'd say there are plenty of concerns,
still, as far as gear and budget go.
I say that tomorrow we have an anime
production meeting in the club room!
Roger that.
This is going to be a crucial moment
for setting the course of the eizouken!
Tardiness will not be tolerated!
What exactly is this idiocy, Asakusa?
I'm spinning plates.
I can see that.
Asakusa said you'd probably
complain a bunch,
so we should have our celebration
before you showed up—
I have problems with people who try and
use random excuses for celebrations.
Roger, dodger, and wilco on that.
Aw, it's fine, Kanamori!
We've got croquettes from the cafeteria,
and the canned milk they sell
at the Ongyoku Bathhouse!
You could've just said that.
What a wonderful party.
You're such a mercenary!
More importantly, Kanamori,
have you noticed something?
The sofa, I assume?
That's right! Mizusaki brought it in.
We weren't using it at home, so I had
the property clerk send it down here.
You have one of those?!
Using tires for chairs in your secret base
is strictly for elementary schoolers.
We're in high school.
That is to say, we're adults.
And this sofa is the proof of that maturity!
I propose a toast to celebrate
our graduation from tires!
My problems also extend to people who
will use any old excuse for a toast.
I'm curious. How much did
this sofa cost, Mizusaki?
About three million yen.
I thought as much.
Three mill—?!
I-I j-just stabbed a three
million dollar sofa with a fork!
Oh, it's fine! It's not like we were using it.
It was basically junk, just taking up space.
More importantly, we need to
talk about making this anime.
I'd say the sanctity of the
sofa is a bigger deal.
I want to draw the natural movements
you see in daily life,
with lots of realistic acting that feels alive.
You're just ignoring what I said, huh?
Lots of realistic, subtle facial
expressions and camera angles
Good lip sync and blinking
And I want to focus on the timing of
intercharacter conversation, too!
If we're talking about focus,
then mine is making sure the details of the settings
and the gimmicks are as detailed as possible.
That's your specialty, Asakusa!
The right use of sound effects
can add a bunch of texture, too.
Like making sure a "boom" puts the
right emphasis on an explosion
It'd be great to do it on paper, too!
I usually use a tablet.
Why don't we settle on a genre, first of all?
Sci-fi and romance
We don't have brand recognition
like big-name studios,
so we'll need a genre with mass appeal
if we want to see any profit from this.
We don't get the club's funding
from our audience, though.
I want our focus to be the animation,
and the kind of scenes we want to make!
We can settle on a genre later. It'll be fine.
It's best to let them do what they want for now,
to size up what they're capable of.
We'll table the question of genre for now.
What exactly do we need to make anime?
There's lots of stuff
But if we're doing it by hand,
we'll need animation paper.
Animation paper?
It's really just paper with holes in it.
But you use pegs to hold it in place
when you're actually animating.
What pegs?
The pegs are—
Whoa, hang on. We don't even have a desk yet.
Asakusa's actually fairly sharp
when she's got a cool head.
A complete idiot when she's worked up, though.
That's funny!
I wouldn't say a complete idiot
Let's talk to the powers that be
about getting some desks.
Don't run in the hall
Leave this to me!
Fair enough. Just don't
bring up anime production.
I'll prove to you both that I'm no idiot!
Pardon the intrusion!
Mr. Fujimoto is not here?
Hey, it's the eizouken's shock troop girls.
What's up?
We need desks for the club room,
but since we don't have any budget,
we were hoping there were some we could borrow.
Oh, right.
We've got a few long desks, in addition
to the kind that are in classrooms.
What do you have in mind?
If there are any, a desk with
a light box would be perfect!
Huh?
You need them for making anime—
Anime?
I said no anime!
Uh, we—
Shoot!
We've already got an anime club!
You girls need to be working in live action.
Having two groups with the
same focus is a bad idea.
We in the film club are operating with
an eye towards general film production,
and as such, have a right do just that,
regardless of whether such films
are animated or live action.
Besides, isn't the anime club's
official designation the
"anime culture research group," sir?
And, as that entails, their focus
is currently on researching anime,
not the production of film.
A club making claims on other activities
with no actual intent of engaging in them
is a nuisance to other groups.
Not to mention how a teacher infringing
on a student's right to organize
for legitimate activities without
a proper reason is a matter
worth bringing up to the PTA
and the Board of Education—
I get it, I get it!
Man, kids are scary nowadays.
This is the key to the storeroom
the old anime club used to use.
I think they have an old desk
for tracing in there.
Go ahead and use anything you need.
But try and avoid anime, if you can!
And there's supposed to be a big rainstorm later,
so hurry and take care of your business.
Copy that! Thanks!
Man, get a load of that!
There's an actual windmill!
It must've been for the wind from the canal!
It's like we have a river, too!
I never thought there'd be something
like this right below our clubroom.
Careful there, Mizusaki!
Let's check out the storeroom.
Holy cow, there's a generator!
These are the folders you keep cuts in!
Monstrous Mastermind
There are cells and backgrounds, too!
You mean to tell me someone painted
each one of these, individually?
Yep!
And then you put it on the
background when you film it.
Too many at once makes it blurry,
so generally it was four at a time.
The people who handled the coloring
would even compensate for the
differences in coloring the layers caused!
I see It's connected to the windmill outside.
But if it's not going to turn
I wonder what this is
You've got a real thing for high
places, don't you, Mizusaki?
I guess they were using wind
to power to this place
That's a camera stand!
You're right! This thing's a camera!
It's huge! This is the real deal!
You turn this crank
And by moving the background
a little bit at a time,
you can make a single stationary
cell look like it's in motion.
Each turn is 0.1mm, so a fourth
of that would be 0.025mm.
Monstrous Mastermind
You can raise the camera with this crank,
which lets you zoom in and pull out.
If you use the different levels,
you can change the point of focus
And you can manage light permeation
by using the mirror on the bottom to
reflect the right amount for your brightness.
There's so much valuable stuff here!
What about the desk that we came here for?
One with this light box thing.
This is it!
It's just like I've seen in books!
There's animation paper,
pencil sharpeners, a feather sweeper
Clips, tape wow!
We can use this stuff as-is! We've won!
This is a big win for us!
This is the peg I was talking about!
You run it through the hole in the paper.
That way, you can draw with
a bunch of sheets at once!
And what's this?
Someone must've drawn the
windmill that's outside.
Looks rough.
It's just a layout. The early stuff.
Is it any good, Mizusaki?
Well, they did a good job of drawing it, but
What do you think, Asakusa?
I don't think it'll turn like this.
There's no angle on the blades.
Hey, you're right.
It can't catch the wind like that,
so it won't spin.
Y'know what if we finish it?
Good idea!
I underestimated animation.
Doing things analog is rough.
It's easy to get dirty, and my fingers hurt.
It's really hard to draw any good, fine lines.
And the oil from my hands
is making the paper curl up.
Animators were getting paid
how much for each drawing?
We're not getting paid anything, Mizusaki!
There! All done.
Let me see.
You're good at that, Kanamori!
A knack for handling stacks of paper. Figures.
Something's still weird, though
I think maybe the angle isn't quite right.
In terms of a face, you have
the profile, and then the frontal
Most people think that the mid-point is
like this, but it's more like this one.
I think the different blades aren't
visible enough at this angle.
Good point!
Let's adjust for that, then.
How's that look? It seems more natural now.
Yeah, it looks like it's spinning now.
It's still lacking something, though
Yeah, it works, but it's got no impact.
Some color would probably help, but
Maybe some shadows?
Some faint ones, from a distance
I think it needs wind.
The windmill is turning,
but you can't see the wind.
And wind is visible?
Some people depict wind like this,
or by showing stuff being blown around by it.
But as far as I'm concerned
The reason this windmill isn't spinning
is because that building is blocking the wind!
Off we go, people!
We're doing this right now?
The sun's gonna set if we don't get a move on!
Okay!
The sun is going to set either way!
You two get like this every time you're excited!
Let's go!
Run for it! It's gonna blow!
Wouldn't the building collapse after that?
It's fictional, so we'll be fine!
Why would water come out of there, Asakusa?
The whole area's flooded now.
Makes me wish we had a boat.
And just like that, a sailing
dinghy floats our way!
Let's set out!
Max Height 4.3m
Overlord Bass:
As its name indicates,
this massive fish is
thought to have
originated from
the black bass.
It's huge!
A close relative of the goat
possessing many horns.
An ancient breed of goat
whose head is protected
by the crossed horns
on its forehead and
multiple horns on its poll.
A close relative
of the duck.
The bump on on its bill
has warped to form
armor for the front
of its face.
Its bill is composed of dentin.
Hey!
All right! Deploy the dagger board!
We went up?!
This is our creation
The greatest windmill!
Did we just draw this?
Girls!
I told you to take care of
your business quickly!
Man, is it windy or what?!
Yahoo! I can hear it carrying my voice!
And the rain hurts!
Mizusaki, stop clinging to me!
Do you think the trains are
even running in all this?
Shibama Bank
Deposit \hDescription Transaction Number
Withdrawal, XX Hot Springs
Withdrawal, OO Shopping
Credit, Shibahama TV
Hello? Is that you, Mizusaki?
I just got a deposit of 30,000 yen.
I just saw why on TV.
I'm fall ing!
Today's
Surprise!
Illustration by: Kenichi Yoshida
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