Las Vegas s04e05 Episode Script

Delinda's Box, Pt. 1; Delinda's Box, Pt. 2

Okay.
Who the hell are you? Call me Mr.
Chips.
That's Tibbs.
Mr.
Tibbs.
Jag off.
I've got the gun.
I'm whoever I want to be.
What do you want? I have the silly idea of combining my two favorite things.
What's that? Gay sex and suicide? That one hurt, huh? No more in the face.
No, I was thinking more like kidnapping and robbery.
Yeah? You might as well kill me now, then, because you're not going to make a dime out of me.
That's quite a bit of bravado, Mr.
Deline.
But I have no intention of killing you.
That's funny, because I have every intention of killing you.
I do, however, have no problem at all killing your daughter.
Daddy! Delinda! You're dead.
You're dead! No! Daddy, help me! It's all right, honey.
I'm here! The death of a daughter is like a needle in the heart, ain't it? You're gonna wish that you were never born.
Wow.
That was just like out of a movie.
Goosebumps.
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! As you've now come to understand, Ed, this sandy grave was not prepared for you, but rather for your daughter.
And by the way, Delinda Deline? Ridiculous name.
Ridiculous.
What do you want? What do I want? I want world peace, I want fair elections, penis reduction.
But I'd settle for you stealing $50 million from the casino for me.
Daddy! Let her go and I'll help you.
Rob your casino or she dies.
What do you say, Ed? Daddy! No! No! No! It's gonna be okay, honey.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
Daddy! Daddy! You don't have to put her in a box, do you? Daddy! You're a son of a bitch.
So brave.
Now, Ed, your daughter's gonna have to calm down or it's going to end very badly for her.
Honey, you're gonna have to stop fighting now.
Daddy, help me.
Honey, just do what they say, all right? You have 12 hours to steal $50 million in nonsequential bills from the Montecito.
It's not enough time.
Well, it has to be.
See, that's the exact amount of air I'm putting in the casket for your daughter to breathe.
Daddy, please! I know.
Nice touch, right? Now, the money cannot be traceable.
So if any dye packs or electronic devices are detected on the money, Delinda will die.
Understood.
For your daughter's security, and, for that matter, mine, you cannot tell anyone what you're doing.
You will be watched and monitored at all times.
What do I tell my people? A bedtime story? One word about any of this, and Delinda dies.
Seriously, did you choose her name, or did your wife? Why don't you go to hell? In time, Ed, in time.
Now, your anklet has a GPS monitor in it, and also an audio transmitter that will relay any and all conversations you have.
It's also packed with enough high-density C-4 to blow your legs clear off your body.
If at any time you fail to comply with our plans, the explosives will be detonated and your daughter killed.
Are we clear? Yeah.
Good.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! You'll be all right, honey.
No! No! No! No! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! No! No! No! Daddy! "Nor but in merriment begin a chase, "Nor but in merriment a quarrel.
"Oh, that she may live like some green laurel "Rooted in one dear perpetual place.
" That's from Yeats.
Apropos, don't you think? I swear on my mother, somehow, I will kill you.
Any questions? When do I get my daughter back? After I get my money, you'll be given the location of this grave and the code to disarm the explosives on the coffin.
In the coffin, you will find a key that will unlock your electronic anklet.
Okay, she's in.
DELINDA: Please, someone help me! Please! Now all we need is someone to bury her.
You'd better kill us both.
Oh, I'd like to.
But I need you.
Bury her.
Throw him in the trunk.
Please! Somebody help me! Daddy! Nice shirt.
It was a gift.
Give it back.
You must love her very much.
Who? Whoever bought you that shirt.
Hi, it's Delinda, leave a message.
Hey, hey, Delinda, sweetie.
Where are you? Call me.
MIKE: Danny.
Hey.
Have you seen Delinda? What? Have you seen Delinda? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over that shirt.
No, seriously, it looks like a donkey and a rodeo clown and then a shotgun.
Pow! Look, dude, Delinda gave it to me.
Yo, she got to be crazy freaky in bed.
That's just not necessary.
Sorry.
I'm a little worried about her.
I woke up this morning and she wasn't there.
She worked the late shift last night.
Maybe she went to work out.
Then she would have called.
Yeah.
She would have called.
I'll look around for her, all right? Mr.
Turner, Mr.
Hammond, welcome to the Montecito.
I'm Sam, your casino host.
Call me Sid.
Sid.
Yes.
Willy Hammond.
Hi, Willy.
Millionaire.
Listen, seeing as this is your first visit to the Montecito, we just need to verify some account information with your respective banks.
It's pretty common practice.
We brought cash.
Cash? Cash.
Two million each.
Two million? Each.
Hi.
Okay.
We will hold that cash here at our casino cage and credit your accounts accordingly.
What type of business are you two in? We're not in any business at all.
No, no, no, there's no business.
We won the Pennsylvania State Lottery.
Yeah, me and Willy here split 20 bucks on some tickets and we won the whole damn thing.
Oh! $43.
7 million! This is going to be a long weekend.
I beg your pardon? I said, this is going to be an amazing weekend! Yeah! I've arranged for two of the Montecito's finest suites for your stays.
Oh, great.
We're going to need two rooms together.
Yeah, right next to each other.
Okay, well, I did You might want to make that happen or else we're leaving.
With our cash.
Next to each other it is.
I got to run.
Hey, Ed! So You look awful.
Nice to see you, too.
What happened? Oh, I fell down at the house.
No big deal.
I'm fine.
What do you think? Go ahead, take your shot.
It's nice.
It's nice? You don't think it's a little much? What the hell do I know about shirts, you know? Look, I got a really busy day today, so I need you to hold down the fort, okay? Okay.
All right.
Have you seen Delinda? She didn't come home last night and she's not answering her cell phone.
I forgot to tell you that she's She's with her sister.
Nessa? Nessa.
Nessa's here in town? Do I stutter? Don't worry about it.
Delinda's gonna call you later, all right? I haven't seen Nessa in forever.
I'm worried.
Yeah, I know.
Hey, listen, do me a favor, I don't want to be bothered, okay? Huh? Okay.
Hey, boss, how you doing? Hey, it's not a good time, Mary.
There never seems to be a good time to tell you what I'm thinking so I'm just gonna go for it.
Ed, I need to be more integral in the hotel's development and operations.
Great.
Now, with that in mind, I have a plan to boost the profile of the Montecito while improving our customer relations.
Okay.
Montecito needs a mascot.
Right.
You see, a popular mascot can be a source of corporate identity.
And, you know, statistics, they bear out everything that I'm saying to you.
Restaurants that introduce mascots increase food and beverage sales as much as 17%.
Sounds great.
Really? You like my idea? I do.
Yeah.
Just go for it.
Thank you, Ed.
Okay.
You won't be sorry.
Six, please.
You really think this place needs a mascot? Ten hours and counting, Eddie.
Temper, temper, Eddie! You might want to remind yourself what this is all about.
Huh? It's a pity, isn't it? So far you've done a good job with your security counterparts, and throwing them off the trail.
Stay focused, Eddie.
This is me.
This'll be over soon.
Remember, Eddie, we're watching you.
Always watching.
Jillian? Hi, Danny.
Good news about Nessa, huh? Nessa? What are you talking about? Ed just told me that Nessa's in town and that she's with Delinda.
Why would Ed tell you that? So, she's not in town? Danny, I would know if the daughter I haven't seen for two years was here.
Yeah, of course you would.
You know what, maybe I just misunderstood him.
You okay? Yeah, yeah.
You haven't spoken to Delinda, have you? No, I got her machine this morning.
Are you two fighting? No.
No, no, not that I know of, anyway.
I just She's not answering her cell phone, so I'm sure she just lost it again.
Okay.
Thank you.
Danny? Honey, I'm sure she's fine, but when you talk to her, let me know, okay? And I'll do the same.
Okay.
Dave, how much you holding here on the floor? Give me a second.
Eighteen million.
Thanks.
Sixteen million.
Six mill.
Thanks.
Nine.
Six.
Fifteen.
This is Ed Deline at the Montecito.
Customer number 890087.
Yeah, I need an additional Tell John it's for me and I need it rushed.
Two hours.
You're ordering more money? We just got a delivery.
I got a couple of whales coming in, million-dollar players.
Sorry? Yeah, thank you.
Are you sure we need that? No, I'm not sure.
That's why I ordered it.
What is this? Second-guess Saturday? Okay, here's an idea for you, don't spread yourself too thin, all right, doing both our jobs.
Sorry.
Okay, I was just What? Leaving? No, Ed, I want to know why you lied to me about Nessa.
What, you're checking up on me? I talked to Jillian.
You don't check up on me.
I am worried about Delinda, okay? So am I.
Yeah.
Be very careful here, Ed.
Now, get rid of him and get me my money.
Right.
I want you on the floor.
Okay.
If you need anything, just I know.
I really need you to leave now.
Hey, Sam, these rooms are great.
I am so glad you like them.
Now listen, if there is anything I can do to make your stay more enjoyable, you don't hesitate to ask, all right? Hey, now, the whole hotel is open to us? Yeah, of course.
The high-stakes parlor is located on the main casino floor, now Wait.
We can't gamble, though, until the game is finished.
What game? Hide and seek.
When you say "hide and seek," you don't mean Yeah.
Yeah, like the kids' game, hide and seek.
Why would you play that? For money.
Yeah, we put up a million each.
You're playing hide and seek for $2 million? Exactly.
And the game starts now.
We're going for 12 hours.
watches.
Ready? Yes.
Okay.
All right? Yeah.
One, two, three.
Scissors cut paper.
You're it! Hey, hey, hey, you guys are going to gamble, right? Yeah, don't worry about it.
Thirty! If you don't gamble, I can't extend the Montecito's hospitality to you.
Why are your whales running? Because they can't swim.
They're playing hide and seek.
Right.
How much are they going to play for over the weekend? Couple million each.
Do you have any other high rollers coming in? No.
Just Orville and Wilbur.
Why? Because Ed ordered an extra Do you know anything about that? No, I don't know anything about that.
Okay.
Keep an eye out.
Oh, this is gonna suck.
Danny said you told him that Delinda's with Nessa.
No.
Where is Delinda, Ed? She told me she went to that spa at Red Rock's.
I guess Danny and her had some kind of fight, and she wanted some of that, what do they call it now? "Private time.
" Should I go meet her? No, no, she'll be fine.
Why didn't she call me? How should I know? I mean, she told you, but she didn't tell me, and And why would Danny say that you said that? Again, honey, how should I know? And I really think that we should stay out of their personal lives.
This doesn't make any sense.
Why would she Jillian, please.
Fine.
Having a bad day? Yeah.
I got a lot of stuff going on.
You'd tell me if there was something wrong, wouldn't you? Of course I would.
Okay.
I'll see you at home tonight.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
Honey? I love you.
I love you, too.
Excuse me.
Jodie.
Excuse us for a minute, please? Yes, Mr.
Deline.
Thank you.
Tommy, listen, I need you to pack 25 million cash for transport, all right? Yeah.
For what? What do you mean, "for what"? When do you need it? I need it right now.
Ed, you know I can't do that.
To pull that kind of cash off the floor, I got to close down half the casino.
Close down half the casino, okay? We lose millions if I do that.
Listen, this isn't a freaking debate, Tommy.
Just do what I tell you, all right? Now, listen, I want the money bound, I want it wrapped in plastic and put on palates.
I need two signatures to make it I'll sign twice.
You know, I can't do it.
I'll lose my job.
Yeah, you're right, Tom.
Hey, Bill.
Yes, sir? You just got promoted.
You're new cage manager.
Ed? You're fired, Tommy.
Get out.
Come on, Ed.
I said, get out.
Get out! You heard.
You understood my request? Yes, sir.
25 million right away, Mr.
Deline.
You ready? As I'll ever be.
All right, Mike, I present to you the Montecito's new mascot.
Ta-da! Monty Montecito.
I don't get it.
He's a prospector.
I can see that.
So? So, what does prospecting have to do with the Montecito? He will help you mine your fortunes from our casino.
I still don't get it.
Research has shown us that people want to see more forty-niner style prospectors in their casinos.
Research? The man in the suit has done stints as Mayor McCheese, a Teletubby, and a brief tour as Barney Rubble.
I couldn't be more excited.
And you're sure you cleared this with Ed? Yeah.
He told me to go for it, so I say we let Monty Montecito show people just how much fun this hotel can be.
Come on, Monty.
Everybody, this is Monty Montecito! The Montecito has a mascot.
I see that.
I don't get the whole prospector thing.
Not so much.
Do you know that Ed just fired Tommy, the cage manager? Tommy? He's been with Ed forever.
He'd never do that.
He just did it.
I just talked to Tommy.
He said that he questioned him about taking 25 million bucks off the floor.
I saw a security manifest sent from the bank.
Ed just ordered an additional What the hell's going on, Mike? Like that damn mascot.
It's not making any sense.
No.
We need to find out what Ed is going to do with 50 million bucks.
Mitch, pull up surveillance footage of Ed today.
You got it.
Thanks.
Who the hell is that? MIKE: What's he showing him? Zoom in.
Can't.
It's blown out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Something is seriously wrong.
Okay.
I think that this has something to do with Delinda because he told me that she's with Nessa.
Nessa? Yeah.
But she's I know.
I think that it was Ed's way of tipping me off.
Mitch, video IQ the guy in the elevator, will you? MITCH: There's no matches.
Want me to try some other databases? No, keep working on it.
There should be some surveillance footage of Delinda.
Delinda? Yeah.
Look at this.
The guy keeps popping up.
See this? Look at that.
Here.
Same guy here.
Then again right here.
Hey, show me the entrance from shift change.
She's alone.
There he is again.
Mitch, video IQ this guy, will you? MITCH: Here we go.
Russ DeBeers.
He's got a record for felony assault.
What the hell is she doing? She's getting in the car.
MIKE: He could have a gun.
No license plate.
Where the hell is she? Hey! Hey! Hi, Sam.
Hi, what the hell are you doing? What? I say, what the hell are you doing? He's in the shower.
Okay, listen, I need to know when you and Willy plan on gambling.
Soon.
Real soon.
Listen, this is I'll pay for it.
No.
Uh-uh! Okay, I'm sorry.
I can't I No, no, no, no, no.
Listen to me.
That Hey! Come here! WILLY: Hey! Ow! Can I have my shoe back? Are you going to gamble? Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
He's naked.
Oh, hey, Sam.
Which way did he go? Thataway.
Put some clothes on.
Took you long enough.
It's been three minutes.
And why in the hell would you want to meet in here? You know brothers can't stand the cold.
They're out there.
Who? Whoever it is that's watching Ed.
They're tracking his movements, who he's interacting with.
He lied to me.
He tried to take 50 million bucks off the floor, and where the hell is Delinda? Kidnappers.
So what do we do? We help him.
Hey, he grabbed my The money is coming in.
Everything's pretty much business as usual.
Great.
Oh, I almost forgot that problem in the casino southeast bathroom.
Yeah? The problem was in one of the stalls, it's been fixed.
I know you wanted to check it out.
Yeah, when I get a chance.
Okay.
Okay, I'm going back to the floor.
Oh, Danny I just want to say thanks, kid.
No problem.
Sid, hi, we need to talk.
In a minute, okay? So, anyway, we're at the high roller suite.
You should come up for a drink.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Yeah.
And maybe if you had a friend, you know, you could bring her along, and who knows Ow! Hey! Wait a Hey! Wow.
It's pretty cold in there, huh? How you doing? I wish I was dead.
Yeah, I can see why.
You see the mascot I brought in? No, and I have no desire to see the Tough.
Come with me.
I'm not kidding.
I really It's great.
Great! Cheese.
I don't get it.
He's a prospector.
Looks like he struck something.
Monty, stop that! Hey! Hey, I lost my pants.
I got it.
I got it under control.
He did not! Seven! Hey! Yep.
Okay, I'm having a GPS tracking device put under the firewall, detectable only if the bad guys find a frequency.
The helicopter's ready to go on your order.
Okay.
Okay, good.
I want you to oversee hotel security and be the liaison between the FBl once we get Delinda back, okay? And you are going to get her back.
You bet your ass.
Yeah? I was asked to deliver this personally to you, Mr.
Deline.
Thank you.
Hello, Ed, nice of you to call.
I can do without the pleasantries.
When the money arrives, you will drive it towards Henderson alone.
You will receive further instructions on this cell phone.
Any deviation from this plan will be noncompliance and your daughter dies.
Understood? Yeah.
Understood.
Look forward to seeing you, Ed.
You have no idea.
MIKE: Notify Mr.
Deline and send guards out to the truck.
Okay.
at the loading dock.
Okay.
Let's pull the other Let's close down half the gaming tables, the north and south slot areas and all the high roller pits.
Let's do it.
Hey, hey, hey! Stop.
What's up, Sam? I've had enough.
That's what's up.
Okay, you need to either gamble or I'm throwing you out.
What, why didn't you say something? I can get my gamble on.
I did say it.
Excuse me, excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
My man, 500,000 red.
Place your bets.
And no more bets, please.
Damn! Yes! Credit my account.
Nice.
You see? See you! Yeah No! Hey, you need to gamble or you're out of here.
Why didn't you just say something? Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Credit my account! You really should have golf carts.
You should really have a heart attack.
I need you to shut down blackjack tables 18 through 51.
Does Mr.
Deline know about this? Yes.
Per his orders.
Now.
Now.
Down this way.
Mr.
Deline, I don't have to tell you that this is breaking security protocol.
I'll indemnify you.
Here, you got something for me to sign here? All right, load the money in the truck, will you? Yes, sir.
Load it up, guys.
Oh! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven Thirty! Ah! Touch me and I will kick your ass.
All right, thanks.
The helicopter's waiting for you on the roof.
Thanks.
Let me know when you get Delinda back and I'll make the call.
Do nothing until I tell you she's safe.
You got it.
Let's go! Keep your distance.
Roger that.
Hey! Hey! Oh, no, no! Monty, you're fired.
'Cause you're drunk.
Yes.
You were also fondling guests.
We have a dozen complaints against you.
Sorry, Monty, but we're going to have to let you go.
I'm sorry.
Get up.
No, no, no, come on.
Come on.
You're embarrassing yourself.
You're out of here, pal.
You're out of here.
Come on.
Yeah.
I guess I got to whoop some foam ass.
Yeah.
Get out of here! And stay out, you foam low life! Oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
Nicely handled.
You know, it's sad when a mascot loses his way.
Three more seconds and I win $1 million.
Mmm.
And then you will gamble? Absolutely.
Ten, nine, eight, seven Who the hell are you? Four, three, two Hey, who the hell is that guy? Let's go.
I won a million dollars, baby! Thanks for the suit, Sam.
No problem.
Hey, credit my account.
Oh! No! This is a do-over.
What? I'm not paying you.
We said nothing about costumes! It's not the point.
I would have been a big chipmunk and you know that.
No! You always do that! I love to dress up! Do-over! It's a do-over! You could have You're ridiculous! I ain't paying you.
You're sad.
You're a million You cheap millionaire! Get out of the truck.
Hands where I can see them.
Money's in the truck.
All right.
Check the money for dye packs, transmitters, number sequences on the bills.
Where is my daughter? Patience, Ed, patience.
No patience, pal.
Right now, where is she? Now.
Money's clean.
Okay, move to the truck.
Let's go! Okay.
Here's your daughter.
Now, time is running out, so if I were you, I would hurry.
Come on, guys.
Let's go! Come on! Step it up! Oh, hey, Chips Want me to kill him? No.
No.
That'll happen soon enough.
Take the keys out of the truck.
Let's go! Finish up! Ed, good punch.
Enjoy your walk.
Let's go! Yeah? Danny.
Danny, listen, Delinda's buried.
Did you just say Delinda's buried? Yeah.
Where? The coordinates are north 36-04, west, 115-09.
Okay.
Got it.
When you get there, dig up the box, but do not open it.
It's rigged with explosives.
I'll give you the combination.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
We're on our way.
My God.
Okay, we're here.
Right here.
Right here! Okay.
Give me the combination.
The combination is 7, 11, 12.
7, 11, 12.
Seven Come on.
Ed, she's not here.
Delinda's not here! Son of a bitch.
Danny, I'm not going to make it, kid.
You got to find Delinda and bring her back.
What are you talking about? There's no time.
Just promise me you'll find her.
Promise me! Ed! Ed! Ed, listen to me! Ed! Listen to I'll see you, kid.
Ed! Ed! Ed, listen to me, there's a can of spray freeze and some bolt cutters under the front seat of your truck! A can of what? Spray freeze! Grab it and spray it on the timer device! Go! Okay, now freeze the timer! Spray the whole can, it'll give you a couple of extra seconds.
Now, cut it off! Ed, cut it off! Ed? Ed! Talk to me, Ed! Ed! Your father's dead.
To the airfield.
Put on something snappy.
Danny! Danny! Ed? Ed, is that you? What the hell? Were you gonna just leave me out here? You son of a bitch! I thought you were dead.
Well, I'm not.
Get your ass over here and pick me up.
We got to go find Delinda.
Okay.
I'm coming! Did you finally get your hide-and-seeking whales out there? Oh, yeah.
You bet your ass.
I also got them to leave more than half their money at the craps table.
Hey, why is half the casino still closed? It's a computer problem at the bank.
We haven't gotten our money shipment yet.
But as soon as they fix it, we'll get everybody up and running.
This place is getting weirder and weirder.
Mike, we have a major problem.
I can't find Danny and Delinda anywhere.
Yeah, they're both not feeling well tonight.
What's the problem? Well, that's just it.
Most of the staff, they called in sick with the flu.
Really? Yeah.
And I had to send the ones who wanted work home so they don't get the guests sick.
But the worst part is that we have a high-profile critic coming in from Hotel Traveler Magazine to do a feature on the Montecito with no staff.
First the mascot thing, now this.
Basically, I'm screwed.
And everybody's gonna blame me.
Nobody's gonna blame you.
Of course they'll blame me.
They always blame me.
No.
"Oh, Mary, why can't she do anything right? "And what does she do here anyway?" I hear them talking.
Mary, nobody talks about you.
Really? Why not? Maybe you're making too much of this.
I'm just going to have to prove to everybody how valuable I am.
Hello.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
Only two servers showed up at Wolfgang's today and all the customers are complaining.
I got to take this.
Oh, you were a waitress once, right? No.
You'll be fine.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
I'm coming! Danny, how is she? We didn't get her back.
She's not I can't even think about that.
Listen to me.
I need you to get Jillian down to the Montecito as soon as possible.
Of course.
Where is she? At home.
Use a full security team and bring her in through the underground garage.
And do not tell anyone, Mike.
Business as usual.
You're in charge.
I'll call you when we land.
Got it.
Looks like he's headed to the Jefferson Airport outside of Henderson.
How did you get a GPS bug on him? I hope you got a good shot in.
I did.
Let's go get this guy.
If we move now, he'll kill Delinda for sure.
I got to figure a way to shut down that airport.
Got it.
Alan Jeffries in Homeland Security.
I met him at a security seminar.
I hooked his brother's bachelor party up.
Alan! Danny McCoy.
Great, thanks.
Listen, we have a possible terrorist situation happening down here.
Yes, heavily armed.
Last headed towards the Jefferson Airport outside of Henderson.
Yeah, I need you to shut down that airfield.
Okay, thanks.
I'll call you back.
You know how many laws you just broke? I don't care.
All I care about is getting Delinda back.
I'm just saying I like the attitude.
You just bought us some time.
Force them into plan B.
What about our plan? Our plan.
Get my daughter back and kill them all.
Yeah.
Okay.
We got a problem.
Tommy caught it on the scanner.
They're shutting down the airfield because of a terrorist threat.
Damn it.
I hope for your sake your boyfriend didn't do anything stupid.
Very ladylike.
Take us back to the warehouse.
Hey, Sam.
Yeah? We got a guy playing He's up about 100 grand.
Is he with you? Yeah.
Yes, he is with me.
No more bets.
Hello.
Hey.
Welcome to the Montecito.
I'm Samantha Marquez.
I'm your casino host.
I would like to extend to you all of the luxuries the Montecito has to offer.
Luxury, Miss Marquez, is the freedom not to want.
I need of nothing, but I thank you for your graciousness.
Please, accept this.
You will hold these for me, please? Of course, sir.
What the hell was that? Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Can we get a menu? There you go.
Enjoy your meal.
We didn't order this.
No? No, we ordered pizzas.
Coming right up.
Mary, soup's up! Okay.
Would you like some freshly ground pepper with that? You're never gonna get away.
If that's the case, why don't I just kill you right now? Because you need me.
I'm the only chip you got left, Chips.
I got 50 million chips, blondie.
You're just chump change to me.
You're going to die, you know.
They shut down your airport.
It's only a matter of time.
By the time the police figure any of this out, I'll be on a beach earning 20%.
I'm glad you think this is all funny.
What's so funny is you actually think the police will be involved.
There'll be no police, no FBl.
There'll only be men whose sole responsibility will be to hunt you down and kill you.
All of you.
And they will.
They always do.
Well, then.
Let's just see about that.
Get me Danny McCoy.
Dan McCoy.
Danny McCoy.
What a pleasure it is to finally speak to you.
So what are you doing, scumbag? Eddie.
You're a pesky pain in the ass, aren't you? Let me talk to my daughter.
I don't think that's going to be possible.
What'd you do? He's going to call back.
Seems your father's still alive.
Yeah? Daddy? Honey, are you okay? Daddy, I'm okay.
Okay, you've spoken to her.
Now, this is what I want.
I want the Montecito jet fueled up and ready to go.
Once we're in the air I'll give the pilot instructions, and then I will give you the whereabouts of your daughter.
Any attempt to try any No.
What did you just say to me? I said no.
Maybe you've forgotten You listen to me, scumbag.
The deal was the money for my daughter.
Now if you'd have just given her back, all this crap would have been over.
Now it's my show.
And I'm not letting you leave.
Sucks to be you.
All right.
Here, hold this.
According to this, they're located out near the Alamo mines.
There's a warehouse out where they used to store heavy mining equipment.
It'd be a perfect place to store a few SUVs full of money.
How well do you know it? It's been a while.
I used to do some shooting out there.
We're going to find out everything we can about it.
Do some shooting again.
Ed? Ed? Oh, thank God.
Oh, honey.
Where's our daughter? She's okay, she's okay.
They've got her there in some warehouse.
So, you've called the police and the FBl? No, we can't.
What? We can't.
If you're not going to call them, I will.
No, please, stop.
Let go! Look at me.
What? If we call, they will kill her.
No, no.
No.
JILLIAN: No.
It's going to be okay.
Trust me, okay? I've taken it upon myself to arrange one of our most beautiful suites for you to use during your stay with us.
All of your food and beverages will be comped, and I'm not wearing any panties.
Or a bra.
I'm completely shaven.
Bald.
Hi, welcome back.
I was just trying to tell you that the generosity of the Montecito for our preferred guests knows no bounds.
Sometimes, when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways, we can change the life of someone else forever.
Hmm.
Wow.
A penny.
Okay.
Mitch, what have you got? This.
This monk just hit a $20,000 slot jackpot.
And? And it's his third one tonight.
The odds of that are astronomical.
Plus he's already taken us for 300 grand and some change off the table games.
So, what's his con? He prays.
Come again? He prays.
He finds a machine, he prays for a few minutes, he pulls the handle and wins.
That's not possible.
Video IQ him.
Tsuldi Tendar.
Born in Lhasa, Tibet.
He became a monk after studying at the Gadong Monastery.
He makes a pilgrimage to Las Vegas every seven years.
I heard about this guy.
I thought he was just a legend in the Vegas security circle.
Yeah, he comes in and cleans out one casino during his stay.
Does he cheat? He's got to.
No one's that lucky.
But nobody's been able to catch him.
You want to run him out of here? No.
Let's keep an eye on him.
If this guy is cheating, I'm going to be the one to catch him.
So, I talked to my guy at Homeland Security.
He said that there's a heavy presence at all the airports and airfields in the area.
No one's going to get out without an inspection.
What about driving? No.
No way.
I got an APB on three black SUV's.
And I got a scanner, so And I don't think they'd take that chance.
I guess they're going to hole up at that warehouse until things start cooling off.
What do you say we take a look ourselves, huh? Housekeeping! I can't believe I have to do this.
Get a flu shot, for the love of God.
Hi.
Hi.
Glad you finally came.
I've been calling all morning.
Yeah.
We're a little short-staffed today.
You're the one who spilled soup on me.
Oh, my.
Oh, jeez, I am so sorry about that.
So, what, you wait tables and do housekeeping? Did you see that? Oh, no, no, no.
We're just having a little bit of a flu epidemic amongst the staff so I'm just kind of filling in where needed.
Lucky you, huh? Yeah, lucky Lucky me.
If you don't mind, I got to do my workout.
Oh, please.
By all means, knock yourself out.
The gym's on the second floor.
Congratulations.
He's not counting.
And he's not past-posting or catching the hole card.
How much is he up now? Over 800 grand.
Keep him here.
Do anything you have to, but I do not want him walking out of here with our money.
Do monks like hookers? I don't know about monks, but I do.
Keep him here.
Hey.
Hello.
Hi.
How are you enjoying your stay thus far? The time I have spent here has filled my heart with peace and understanding.
Oh.
I see it's also filled your robe there with 50s and 100s, huh? What is it you are searching for, Sam? Me? Nothing.
I've got everything I need.
Why would you ask me something like that? 'Cause I'm totally fine.
I'm great, in fact.
Totally.
I'm fine.
You suffer.
Oh, no, no.
I don't suffer.
Mmm-mmm.
Suffer from what? When you are suffering, you should examine whether you can do anything about it.
If you can, there is no need to worry.
If you cannot, there is also no need to worry.
I have found this most enjoyable.
Thank you.
I don't suffer.
I'm suffering from these crazy conversations.
That's what I'm suffering from.
I don't suffer.
Shut up.
All right, there she is.
Northwest corner.
One, two, three Four inside, three outside.
Let me see.
I got to buy some more time.
We got to get these son of a bitches at night.
Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
It's Daddy.
Not a word.
Montecito Savings and Loan, how can I direct your call? Okay, pal, you win.
I'm sorry? I don't think I heard you correctly.
Look, I said, you win.
I'm so happy you finally came to your senses, Ed.
Now, what did you have in mind? The Montecito jet, take you, your men, the money anywhere you want to go.
No, no.
The airports, Ed, they're all on high security thanks to you.
They'll never let the plane leave.
It will if I'm with you.
You let Delinda go and take me.
And I'll clear everything up at the airport, all right? Very well.
I'll call you with the time and place where we're going to make our little exchange.
It's got to be face to face.
Now, what good is that going to do, Ed? I got to know that Delinda's alive.
You already talked to her.
No, that could have been recorded.
I got to see her.
Okay.
All right.
I'll let you know.
I'll give you a call.
No, I'll call you.
What are you, crazy? It's the only way, Danny boy.
It's the only way.
Boys, Grand Cayman, here we come.
All right! Hey.
Hey.
Do you think I suffer? Suffer? Suffer how? Suffer, like, do you think I'm a happy person? No.
"No"? What do you mean, "no"? Of course I'm a happy person.
I'm very happy.
I'm so comfortable with my happiness that I don't even need to explain to you how happy I am.
Okay, you're happy.
You really don't think I'm happy? What the hell is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with you? What? I think you're the one who's not happy.
Yeah, yeah, see? Yeah.
You've got problems.
That's enough of that.
Sir, hotel security.
May I talk with you for a moment? I listen to all things in the universe with an open heart.
Yeah, right.
Please come with me, sir.
Hi there.
I'm Mary.
Our massage therapist called in sick, so I'll be taking care of you today.
Okay.
Mmm.
Just let me know if it's hard Getting hard.
If I'm rubbing too Just let me know.
Let me know.
Mmm.
How's that? That's perfect.
Ow.
Okay, sorry.
Hey! Hey! Yeah.
Ow! I got to tell you I'm quite impressed.
Yeah.
I've never met anyone who can get under Sam's skin the way you did.
But the only thing I want to know is, how have you been cheating? Cheating? You mean, winning.
No, I mean cheating.
It's a statistical impossibility for you to have won as much as you have.
No one can be that lucky.
Luck does not exist.
Karma.
Karma? Yes.
You see, if I win a billion dollars one day, it may be the cause for one of my descendents to lose a billion dollars in 1,000 years.
Things come and they go.
We can never tell when the results of things done long ago may come leaking out.
Mmm.
So, you're trying to tell me that karma is the reason why you're up $1.
2 million in our casino? It is through karma that one's destiny unfolds.
I'm sorry.
You are no longer welcome in this casino.
I understand.
Your heart is noble.
You should follow it more often.
I thank you for your generosity.
How about a smile? Bite me.
Oh, is that an offer? You couldn't get it up if you wanted to.
Oh, feisty.
Just like your old man.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah, work with me.
That's it.
Fight it.
Yeah, good.
Work with me.
Yeah, now flip the hair.
Yes.
You're a caged animal.
Good.
I think we got it.
You know, you're very photogenic.
Ever consider modeling? Ow! Okay.
Okay.
Ow! Sorry.
Jeez! Stay still.
Stay still.
Okay.
Okay, that's it! All done.
All done.
All done.
Ah! How's it look? Great.
Unnoticeable.
You.
What, did my ex-wife hire you to destroy my weekend? No, I just Everybody's sick, and I'm just I'm trying to help out.
Well, you're not.
You want that? Hey! Hey.
You told him to leave? My monk.
Oh, now he's your monk? Yes, he is my monk.
You can't let him leave here with over a million of our dollars.
Would you rather he bust the place out? He's a cheat, Sam.
And Ed will have both of our heads on a stake if we don't do something.
He's gone.
I have an idea about how to get the money back.
Let's just cut our losses while we're only a million behind.
Mmm-mmm.
I can't lose to this guy and neither can you.
Come on, man up! Fine, fine, fine.
But it's on you when Ed finds out the Montecito has been turned into a damn monastery.
Okay.
It's on me.
I don't think this is a good idea, Ed.
It's the only way, honey.
You ready to do this? Yeah.
Make the phone call.
Yeah? Yeah.
Dry Desert Road, half a mile past the old post office.
Be careful.
Yes, ma'am.
Bring her home.
I promise.
Let's go, pal.
Boys, all right, the meeting's been set.
Junkyard off of Dry Desert Road, 8:00.
Now, he's expecting me to come alone so, Mark, Robb, you need to get there an hour before us.
Position yourselves here and here.
I'll keep him out in the open and you can kill him here.
No! Oh, shut up.
I thought we needed Deline to get on the plane.
He'd never let us leave.
But once he's dead, a mother forced with the decision of letting us go, or the death of her child.
Well, there's really no choice, is there? We're going! Oh.
So cute.
We all set? Yeah.
I'm going to be about I want you to call me the minute you leave Chips, okay? Here, take this.
No, I got one.
Grenade? No, I'm good.
You sure? Yeah, I'm sure.
Thanks, Rambo.
Hey, listen, if something happens to me, you make sure you get her out of there, you hear me? Yes, sir.
Sorry! Sorry! That was That was bad.
Hello.
You're everywhere.
Yeah.
Would you like to dance? Yes, I would.
Yeah? Yeah.
Hi.
Hi.
Please do come in, Sam.
I have a proposition for you.
Oh, propositions can be very tricky things, especially when they entice the heart from the soul.
What is it that you ask of me? How would you like to make one last bet? But I have been asked to leave the premises.
What if you didn't have to leave? What if you could stay? Would you make one last bet? And why would this one bet be so important to you? You see, what I do here, my job, is all I really have, and I've sacrificed everything to get here and I'm afraid if you have to leave, that I may be forced to leave as well.
This job, this work does not define you as a person.
Your heart, kindness and passion is what defines you.
You don't know me very well.
Change happens in immeasurable units, not in grand gestures.
I'd like to change.
Then you shall.
I think I might need a little help.
This proposition, would it ease some of your pain? Tell me of this bet of yours.
Ed, my friend, so nice to see you again.
Open your jacket.
Come on.
Haven't you learned to trust me by now? Just open it now.
Okay.
Okay? Where's my girl? May I? Okay.
Jet's fueled up, ready to go.
You bring Delinda to the airport, we'll make the exchange there.
Oh, I don't think that's going to be necessary.
Don't move! Drop it! Eddie, a bye-bye.
Kill him.
What the hell are you doing here? Did you really think I wasn't going to come? Yeah, I did.
Listen, get out of here.
Go get Delinda.
Get her out of there.
What about you? I'll meet you.
My arm! What? Are you out of your mind? One bet, double or nothing? You'd rather have him walk out of here with a $1 million of our money? MIKE: One instead of two.
Yes.
Gutless.
Yeah.
Okay, one-time million-dollar bet.
Obviously, you can choose black or red.
Of course, the choice is yours.
Eight.
What? $1 million on number eight.
Excuse us for a moment.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Are you crazy? If he hits that number, we owe him $35 million.
Thirty-five! The odds of him hitting that are 2.
63%.
That is not gonna happen.
He's been doing it all day, Sam.
He's going to lose.
I know it.
What the hell? I can always get a job at Jack In The Box.
That's right.
You'd look hot in that paper hat.
Okay.
One million on number eight.
No more bets.
Fourteen.
Fourteen.
The number is 14.
Fourteen.
Why did you do that? In order to be happy, Sam, one must be willing to let go of everything.
Everything.
Can I see that? This is a 1943 copper penny.
So? So, there's only, like, 40 of these still in existence.
This penny's worth about $80,000.
Why'd you give it back to him? Karma.
I truly am just so sorry about everything.
Oh, it's quite all right.
Actually, I'm impressed at the lengths you go to to take care of your guests.
That's what we do here at the Montecito.
And that's precisely what I'm going to write about.
Write about? Yeah.
I'm a critic for Hotel Traveler Magazine.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
And despite our few setbacks, my experience here has been a phenomenal one.
And you're going to write that? Exactly that.
It was a great pleasure meeting you.
Indeed.
Bye.
Bye.
Hey, need a light? Okay, I
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