Las Vegas s05e17 Episode Script
Win, Place, Bingo
Previously on Las Vegas You're looking especially fine today.
I don't date older men, Mike.
You were sick that day, weret you, miss Chae? Yeah, very bad gas, Diarrhea.
You no want smell that one.
Mike, we're going with Piper to steal a bartender.
- Wow.
That is impressive.
- Think you can handle it? Mike Cannon can hold his liquor.
You do your best to hold yours.
- You got married? To Piper? - Yeah.
Can I get a soul clap? - Soul clap? - Oh, god.
What time do you want me To pick you up for the annulment? I thought we were gonna Date first.
Makes it special.
He's afraid that if I have sex with him too soon, It's gonna ruin it.
- But that's wonderful.
- I marry a man, and he acts like a woman? They are so still married.
- Are you sure? - Take a look.
- You coming home? - I don't know.
What's your thread count er there? I don't get busy on anything under 600.
It's 350, and you'll like it.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Well - Yeah, well.
Well.
Look at the time.
I got a lot to do today.
Yeah, me too.
I gotta get rolling.
Yeah.
- Okay! Yeah.
- Yep! Can I help you? Yeah, do you have these in, baby sizes? Yes, right over here.
For a boy or a girl? I don't know.
They're so tiny.
Is it for a gift? - For a friend, for a niece, for a nephew? - For me.
Or for my boy girl.
I'm gonna be dad.
Say that again? Rocky Mountain Do-Si-Doers.
What is with the "do" and the "si".
I don't get it.
What's there to get? What are they doing here? I don't know, some Country-Western dance thing.
First-time Gamblers.
I have to show them around the whole casino And teach them each game.
Poor baby.
I think it would be fun.
You know, showing people how to play games of chance For the first time.
Breathing's fun in your present hormonal state.
I have turned into a Bliss Ninny, haven't I? Ah, there's my whale.
What's his story? He's one of the last dot-com'er zillionaires.
Impeccable taste, great body, Kind, generous, you know.
Where do I sign up? You don't, because he's gay, and you're married.
I can't believe you told her! Everyone knows.
No one cares.
- So - What? Last night It was What? It was pretty awful.
My god, I always thought he would be fantastic in bed.
You fantasize about him? No, I mean, he's Danny's best friend.
I just god, what happened? It wasn't all his fault.
I mean, I certainly did not give my best performance.
Don't worry about it.
The sex always gets better.
You know that.
Maybe.
But on a scale of one to ten, it was a three.
And I just can't live with a three! - A three? - Okay, ladies and gentlemen Three? Let's start with the blackjack table, Shall we? Right this way.
Beautiful dress.
Love those boots.
Jimmy Choo? Hello.
I've missed you desperately, Sam.
- Of course you did.
- And I have a surprise for you.
This is my grandmother Roberta.
Hello, Roberta.
Call me Robbie.
Never call me Roberta.
Hello, Robbie.
Welcome to the Montecito.
I want to you entertain her while I'm here.
Of course.
Sure.
But what will you do? Don't worry about me.
I know the drill.
I'm heading for the craps table.
Sam will take care of you.
Okay.
I'll see you at dinner? - Bye! - Bye.
So, Robert-- R-Robbie.
What is it that you like to do? One thing, and one thing only.
What's that? Play bingo.
Welcome to quarter horse racing from Allentown Park, Pennsylvania.
Ladies and gentlemen, We have got a full day of racing, Featuring eight noses per.
These are the fastest quarter horses In the united Stes of America, Playing for a combined purse of over $5 million.
- My! - It's all greek to me.
Wait! There's a horse named Athena the great.
That must be an omen.
I don't know a thing about horses.
Obviously.
It's never too latto learn.
- Cooper.
- Isabelle.
What do you think of this one? Kool bet? Four to one odds.
Good winning percentage.
Trainer's pretty well known.
That's him up there, number six.
Looks alert.
Not too skittish.
Is that good? Yes.
Why do they call them quarter horses? Because they're extremely fast.
At short distances, like the quarter mile.
Races only last about 25 seconds.
So what do you think? Kool bet? Sounds good.
Aren't you betting? No, I'm not a horse betting kind of guy.
All right.
Thank you.
Have you done a dry run to the hospital yet? What? Danny, all the books say you must doa dry run to the hospital From your home, your place of work, - Or any place where you spend.
- Significant amounts of time.
What, Danny, what is wrong? Do you want your baby born on the floor of a '69 Camaro? Of cour, it would be kind of cool.
I mean, people ask where your baby was born, You say, "my'69 Cam" - Okay.
Okay, fine.
- I'll do it today.
Okay.
And we need a woman to go with us To play Delinda.
No.
Why? Why? Because first-time mothers need to be helped, Sometimes even carried into the car.
You tellin' me you wanna take Delinda? She's 28 weeks pregnant.
That would be cruel.
No, we need someone to simulate a pregnant woman.
Who? How about Sam? Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm not taking Sam.
- Okay, bad idea.
What, what.
How about Piper? - Your wife? - D-Don't call her that.
Okay, what happened? What happened? - On a scale of ten? - Yeah.
Four.
- Really? - Yeah.
And, you know what? I was probably a three.
- You're kidding me.
- I can't figure out what happened.
Well, I know what happened.
You had married sex.
See, Dillon and I are still dating.
Dating sex is always better than married sex-- always.
Yeah, well, we can't ask Piper to go on a dry run.
I think I'm gonna try to avoid her for the rest of the day.
Okay, then, who do we ask? Go, Polly, go, Polly - No.
Yeah.
- Mike, no.
Yeah.
I Yeah, here they come, down on the final stretch.
It's down to the wire.
Erica's tie, Rudy Rudy, and cute Kylie! Stay tuned for more from Allentown.
Coming up, the next Well, he was moving up there at the end.
You know, another day, who knows? Isabel, I found the mother lode.
This guy just won The first three races.
That's fantast.
What's your secret, mr Skinner.
Hi.
But just call me Pete.
Cooper.
Boy, you know, I like to think of it as a shifting science stupide day.
Fueled by just a little bit of luck? Generally, I just ignore The history of the horse, though.
To me, it's all about the moment before the race.
How the jockey Sits at the saddle, how the, How the horse takes the bit.
- That kind of thing.
- Isn't that fascinating? Yeah.
Who do you like in the fourth? I went with number seven, into the abyss.
I liked the way the jockey was talking to him on the way to the gate.
Kinda like they had an understanding.
Yeah.
So what horse do you like, Cooper? Cayden's charm.
And they're off.
Number 8, cayden's charm, leaves the rail, Quicy opens up a length of two on cacophony Come on, into the abyss! And here comes into the abyss.
He blows through the pack, Passes sid's sedan and Cayden's charm And opens up a length.
And he'll win the fourth race going away! Oh, my! That's four in a row.
That's amazing! Yeah! I like it! Hey, Sam, how's it hangin'? Not bad.
Fresh meat? Here you be.
I never had you figured for a bingo type.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I grew up in Texas.
Used to go parloring with my granny.
Gets in your blood.
Tell me about it.
- How many cards you need? - 16.
Here's 16.
Oh That's impressive.
- And you? - I'll take 16 as well.
16 cards.
Wanna put up a little side bet? First to ten bingos? Where I come from, I'm the best.
Well, You're in my house now.
What's going on? Cooper is getting his lunch handed to him By some big mouth in the sports world.
This guy just won four quarter horse races in a row.
- Well, how's Cooper doing? - Not good.
Look at him.
But the worst part is He was starting to make a little time With these attractive ladies, but now - They're all over the winner.
- Really? Yeah.
That's gotta be a first.
You might as well video iq him, 'Cause you know Cooper's gonna ask.
By the way, I told Polly We're leaving in a half hour.
Yeah, about that.
I'm having second thoughts About the whole polly thing, Mikey.
Why? Well, you know, She sort of steps to her own drummer.
You never know what the hell she's gonna .
What could happen with taking a drive to the hospital And back? Hey, hey, this guy just won another race.
G46.
G46.
So how 'bout you? How'd you get into bingo? I'm irish catholic.
It comes with the territory.
Plus, I've always been good with numbers.
My grandson gets that part of his success from me.
D11.
Take me to heaven.
So what else do you like to do? Bingo is it.
This living to a ripe old age thing is a crock.
Why is that? Where do I start? I've got arthritis everywhere but my hair When I die, I'm personally taking up The arthritis invention with god.
I can't drink anymore.
- What? - I loved my martinis.
My friends are dead.
Life sucks.
Or bingo.
G55.
Snakes alive.
Thank the lord for bingo.
Amen.
Okay, everyone.
Is this everybody? I think some are in the bathroom.
- Hey! - Hey.
Hey.
- How you doin'? - Good.
You? Yeah? Yeah.
Okay.
- 'Kay.
- see you later.
Definitely, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's start with pass line here.
We'd like to go back and join Figured the horse is red, And the jockey was wearing white and blue.
It's called Sorrel.
[Laughing.]
what? The color of the horse is called sorrel.
Hey! Who wants drinks? I do! Let's go.
Hey, Cooper.
Danny.
Listen, I need you to run a video iq on someone.
You mean the guy who keeps winning the quarter horse races? - How did you know? - Well, I've been watching him.
Mitch is workin'on it now.
Sometimes I forget about all the cameras.
We all do.
But there's something, especially aggravating About this guy, don't you think? Why would you say that? I don't know.
Just got that attitude.
Makes you wanna slap him.
Plus, all the chicks keep diggin'him.
I hadn't noticed.
Yeah.
Anyway, Mike and I have to go run an errand.
We'll be back in about 45 minutes.
Mitch should have the background up by now.
So Awesome! Yes! Here you are, sweetie.
There's a lot more where that came from.
I 29.
You're doin'fine.
G50.
G50.
Bingo! That's my tenth one.
I win.
That isn't even your card.
That is my card.
No, this is my card.
This is the one I've been playing with.
No, you haven't.
You're trying to cheat me.
I think this is so sweet, honey.
All the books say that you should do a dry run from home and from your place of work.
I talked Mike into timing it for me.
He's amazing.
Hello! Polly ready.
Po, You don't actually have to look pregnant for this.
No, Mike say must be real.
You - It's like pourin'gas in the fire.
- What are you thinking? What.
Polly What are you doing? I got the pain every five minutes! You carry! Carry! C-Carry! Hey, hey, hey.
Go.
- Go where? - Time to go.
- What do you want me to do, pick her up? - You carry, Danny! Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Vagina killing me! Come on.
Pick up the pace.
Hey! Watch out! Make me come out black and blue! - How about a little help here, Mike? - No can do.
Please, I need some.
Will somebody please.
You okay? I'm sorry about that.
- Give her some air, guys, give her some air.
- You pregnant too? Let me, very fat.
I think maybe you should just, here.
I gotta go! What is it with women? Danny, we have to go.
You know, one minute, they're really attracted to you.
Next minute, they just push you away.
Yeah, so I'm talking to her at the bar.
- Who? The girl you just knocked down.
- She's all like, You know, and I'm all like, you know, And then she just leaves! We're running an emergency drill.
Hey! I'm sorry.
But I did win fair and square.
The hell you did.
Are you calling a cheater? Watch my lips: cheater! Well, I don't cheat.
I'm too damn good to cheat.
You're an amateur.
He lives in boulder.
He owns two drycleaners.
He's divorced.
He has two adult children.
No criminal record.
Not so much as a speeding ticket.
And he supposed played a little football somewhere.
So it appears he's just some guy on a lucky streak.
Well, that happens every day in vegas.
How much he betting? He started at 5, 000.
The last race, he bet 28, 000.
And that netted him 105, 000.
He always bets late.
Waits till the last minute.
I wonder why he didn't play the pick six or the pick nine, 'Cause that could have made him a lot more money.
Maybe because he only knows the winner of the next race.
Sam! How could y do that to my grandmother? I didn't do anything.
I just won.
She said you cheated.
Right.
Well, Brian, You've known me for quite some time now.
I think that you know That I would never do something like that.
Especially not to someone's grandmother.
I also know how competitive you can be.
- Okay - No, listen.
Just pay her the money you won And your side bet.
How much was it? It was almost $300.
And I will pay it myself.
- It's the right thing to do, Sam.
- Sure.
Sure.
I'm telling you, take paradise road to Sahara, And then left on sixth.
There's no reason to take paradise road.
You take Swenson To st.
Louis.
There's less traffic, And it's more direct.
- No, it's not.
-Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
- Mikey, I grew up here.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! You're all wet.
Water break! - I got more.
- Are you.
- Now you go fast.
- Here, give me.
I just won $1, 000 on the last race.
Pete tip? He's amazing.
Yes, he is.
What a run, Cooper.
Never done anything like this before.
They are about to start.
Hey, did you bet on number fourjune? Are you kidding? If you did, I did.
Plus the horse's name is June Day.
And the horses are in the gate.
And they're off.
It's a clean break out of the gate Toby's Jester taking the early lead, Followed by take out daily, come on.
Blood Orange, June's Day, Oscar's Trash, And Joan's Research.
Get it! - Come on, June's Day! - Get it! Come on, come on.
At the halfway point, It's Toby's Jester taking the rail.
Here comes Blood Orange.
And Oscars Trash! And there's a late fade by June's Day.
It's Blood Orange and Oscar's Trash! It's all Blood Orange on the wire And Oscar's Trash June's Day.
It couldn't last forever.
No.
No? I mean, I just I Nothing.
Excuse me! Come on.
I can't believe this.
How fast were you going? - Not that fast, I didn't think.
- Not fast enough.
I dilate eight centimeter.
I look like large mouth bass down there.
License and registration, please.
No, I deliver baby.
That why we go fast.
Are you pregnant, ma'am? See? Wait a minute, I can explain.
No, we no have minute.
Op bcle car.
Hey, you're that crazy woman from court.
That not me.
That not me.
Officer, I can explain the whole thing.
In many ways, this is my fault.
Shut up.
Get out of the car.
Slowly.
Get out.
I don't want it.
And, out of the gate, It's still a five-Horse race.
Falling of the pace, it's eric's bride on the rail.
And here comes Hector the great! And at the Gate, at the wire, that's all! Hector the great.
Yes! Back to your winning ways.
Of course.
Let's go cash in.
Yes! Bye.
What do you do for a living, Cooper? I own a cattle ranch in wyoming.
It must give you a serious seof the cheeks To see someone like me win at horses.
What do you mean? Well, you know I don't know anything about horses.
I don't have a problem with it As long as you do it legally.
Now, why would you think I'd do anything illegal? I didn't say that.
Can't guy just get Lucky? Absolutely.
I didn't order a drink.
She did.
She also wanted you to have this.
Another admirer.
Well, well, well.
Hello, lovely lady.
You This is absolute the simplest game of chance.
What you wanna do is you wanna pick a number.
Your lucky number.
Or your unlucky number.
And.
Hello? Can I get some attention here? Hello, I happen to be fabulously engaging! Was it me? There you go, Ladies Thank you.
Thought you couldn't drink.
Club soda.
I'm sorry.
Here's your 200 for the texas blackout.
And another 100 for our little side bet.
I don't want your money.
What do you want? I just want you to admit that you cheated.
Robbie, I may be a lot of things, But I'm not a cheater.
You sure you just couldn't handle the competition? Okay.
Hey, you know, if you're the best, Maybe, You should just pre it.
Well, there is that big double down today.
I won't go back without a mediator.
A what? A mediator.
Someone to make sure you don't cheat.
Again.
Okay.
You have anyone in mind? I don't know anyone here.
You have to pick.
All I can hope is that you pick an honest person.
All right, come on.
Let's go.
This cake is so amazing.
- What? - It's unbelievable.
All right, let'so.
Come on, sweetie.
It'll just take a few minutes.
Let's just - I don't understand what you want me to do.
- It's okay, I'll explain it to you on the way.
Can I take my cake with no, you're done with your cake.
Hello.
Hello.
You sent a drink to a friend of mine.
I did? The guy in the sports book.
- Okay.
- Okay.
You also sent him a card.
What'd you write on it? That's absolutely none of your business.
I think it is.
See, I own the place.
Are suggesting that I can't buy a man a drink? You find that offensive? Yes if you're also Tipping him off about the next horse race.
I'm not following this.
I think he's cheating, And I think you might be helping him.
Okay, look, I'm gonna level with you.
Any man in that sports book Including you Who just won six straight races, Was destined to get my card.
It was just his day.
- You're - professional.
A professional.
A hooker.
So I take it you'd like me to leave.
No.
You have a nice day.
Just in case.
Officer, she was just trying to help us out.
- This woman is a serial liar.
- What are you charging her with? Obstruction of justice.
Now back off.
- Okay, what.
- Back off! You get me out quick! I know all about big, scary lifers.
I saw shawshank! Don't worry, we'll come get you right away! Stay calm! Yeah? Okay, right away.
That's Cooper.
He saiit's an emergency.
Hey, so we're still on this guy in the sports bar? He's won six out of seven races so far.
His reaction to losing was total disbelief.
Nobody likes to lose, Cooper.
His record's clean, isn't it? There's gotta be a delay in the feed to the Montecito.
He knows who the winner is Before we see the start of the race.
Check it out.
Delay in the feed? Remind me never to horn in on his women.
Or he's totally convinced the guy's cheating.
We could do a pupil scan on him.
Compare his reaction to winning Versus the race he lost.
Yeah, yeah, do it.
- Er, eh.
- No--No, no, no.
N39.
N39.
I had no idea you were so into bingo.
O64.
It's not something I like hope is.
- I can trust her.
Welllook at it this way.
If she tries to run with the money, Even you could catch her.
O71.
Bang on the drum.
Why did everyone just say that? I don't know.
They just do.
O69.
(All) dinner for two.
That is so funny.
Hey.
Can I talk to you for a second? Sure.
- I'm really - sorry about last night.
I am so much better than that.
Me too.
You know, I'm actually pretty fantastic.
Well, what happened? I just.
I think we both had too much pressure.
You know we talked about it forever, and Then we had that one false start That night at the palms.
I think we just need to make it more spontaneous.
Agreed.
Yeah.
Okay.
I have an idea.
Why don't You meet me here At 5:00.
I like it.
- What the hell was that about? - Plan b.
Let me show you something.
The one on the left - Is when he won.
- The one on the right is when he lost.
Cooper.
Hey, you were right! Mike did a pupil scan, And it looks like when pete Lost the one race, he was genuinely shocked.
But when he won, there was no shock at all.
Because he knew who the winner was.
All right, so there definitely is some kind of a delay.
But how is he getting that information? All right, nothing electronically.
No text, no calls, nothin'.
Well, at first I thought he was getting it From a series of attracte women, But they just no be ocus.
Well, they do have a sixth sense For somebody on a roll, don't they? Yeah, well, I'll stay close to him.
You check on the track end and the feed into the Montecito.
Hey, Pete.
Call me sometime.
Cooper, why didn't you tell me You owned this place? Well, I would have, But you were too busy winning.
Hey, I know you think I'm cheating.
All right? But I'm really not.
No I don't think you're cheating, Pete.
I'm just looking out for you, see.
That woman you were just talking to, She's a Hooker.
I'd hate to see you get taken for all your winnings.
I really appreciate that.
I'll try to be more careful.
Good.
And they are off! It's race daddy heading to the rail Come on, seven! I25.
Duck and dive.
Duck and dive.
Is this your first child? Yes.
Do you have any children? Grown and long gone.
Now I got grandsons who Already make millions, you know.
How 'bout you? Kids? - I'm not old enough.
- N32.
Why isn't anybody saying anything? 'Cause it's n32.
There's nothing to say.
You don't want to miss having a kid.
Those are the best years of your life.
So being totally free.
And having no responsibilities whats oever Isn't considered the good years? It's different.
When you have a good partner, And you raise kids together, Those precious times.
When you an slip and can be alone with chaser.
It's the absolute best in life.
Least it was in mine.
B4.
Knock on the door! Don't do that.
Sorry.
Is your husband still alive? Long gone.
Almost 20 by ears.
I17.
Dancing queen.
Dancing queen.
The temp race at Allentown, Danny, that race end ed 40 seconds a go.
Replacement one.
Thanks, scotty.
That race hasn't even started in the sports book yet.
Look, they're just loading into the starting gate.
Which is more than enough time to place a bet.
All right, check the satellite feed from the broadcast center.
All right.
One minute behind.
This is unbelievable.
What? Look at this.
The feed isn't just being delayed into the Montecito.
It's been delayed one minute for the entire wescoast.
And it's all Ronnie Romance Coming up behind, and that is your winner by two lengths.
Ronnie Romance.
And, ladies and gentlemen, If I could have your attention please.
The track officials.
Will be holding up the last race of the day.
Because of weather.
Shut it down.
We have a chance to catch this guy.
We just have to figure out how he's getting the signal.
We're paying track odds.
It's coming out of our pocket.
Well, looks like the weather's Cooperating.
So that'll give us a little bit of time.
Let Mike and I take a look at the footage, okay? It's what we do.
Okay.
- not much time.
- What do you got? He always stands in the same spot - Within five minutes of each race.
- What does he do? Just stares out at the casino.
Well, that must be it.
We got a P.
O.
V.
? He appears the looking out at this general area.
Well, nothing's jumping out at me.
Hey, the weather's letting up at Allentown Park.
All right.
N39.
I guess you couldn't play this game If you had attention deficit disorder.
You're living proof.
B9.
Not malignant! Are you close? What do you think? She's close to winning the double down, but so am i.
And one there.
N35.
What's the big double down? It's the biggest prize of the bingo day.
N34.
Ask for more.
You know, I wouldn't mind it so much If you tried to hook up with my grandson.
- You mean brian? - I mean, isn't he.
Don't do it.
I know he's gay.
I'm old; I'm not stupid.
Well, even if he wasn't light in the loafers, Why would you wanna put us together? You don't even like me.
O64.
I like the way you stuck to your guns.
You didn't cave under pressure.
I admired that.
Thanks, Robbie You're welcome.
B11.
Take me to heaven.
- Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! - What? Robbie? I know what you mean.
She left in a hurry.
Wait a second, that drunk guy said something about One minute women are attracted to you, The next, they give you the cold shoulder.
Reverse it back to opus, will you? Which race was this? The sixth.
- The one he lost.
- All right, check for her Around that, that slot area where he was looking for those other races.
They're calling for the post at Allentown Park.
There she is for the first race.
The second.
There's other people with that same Western clothing Anding around with her.
Mitch, video iq then, will you? You got it.
There she is again.
And again.
Can you split screen each one with the race? I'll split it with the winner of each race.
Here we go.
They're part of a dance group Called the Rocky Mountain-Si-Doers from Colorado.
Look at this.
One of the feeds That could cut off the whole coast.
Comes out of Denver.
So she gets the winner througcell or text, And they stand where pete can see them.
So if the four horse wins, four people stand there.
If the seven horse wins, seven of them stand there.
And so on and so no.
All right, lend this girl.
Mitch, let me know when the race starts and who wins.
Where are you? We're just getting off the elevator.
Okay, this guy pete is counting a group of people Standing over by the slots.
- All right.
- Let's close him down.
No, wait a second.
Don't you wanna get back at this guy? Wait, I'll call you right back.
McCoy.
The race has started in Allentown.
All right, stay on the line and tell me who wins.
Mike find the girl? - No, he's still looking.
- Okay, we're headed to the slots.
Come on.
It's over.
Number seven, mighty hercules.
I don't see any of them.
Found her.
Mike found the girl.
Where is she? She's coming down the ramp, headed to the slots.
- Let's go! - Yeah, let's go.
- Swing your partner.
- Hey! - Get her to holding.
- You got it.
- What's going on?! - Let's go.
One, , three, four, Five, six.
Ladies and gentlemen, If you are just joining us, we are back For the 14th and last race of today.
I wanna put $1, 262, 000 On number six to win.
- Yes, sir.
You going all in? - Yeah.
Everything I won today.
Why not? - After a day like this.
- Thank you.
Yeah, why not? The flag is up.
And they're off.
Come on, number six! Come on, baby! You don't actually have to watch this one.
You counted wrong.
And you already lost.
He comes harpo.
Fellas.
What are you talking about? What do you mean? I don't understand.
Cooper, what's this all about? I've done nothing wrong! You can't do this to me! I'll be back! What just happened? You have a nice day.
What? Harpo do to the wire! I'm so sorry.
She died doing what she loved the most.
We should all be so lucky.
She was very sweet to me.
Listen, uh, she won almost $500 In that last bingo, so I just wanted to No, Sam, you keep it.
Just as long as you promise to bet it on bingo.
So pete's a do Si-Doer, and his Brother-In-Law Works at the broadcast center in denver.
He had to cut the entire west coast feed Just to get the delay here.
And he would text the winner to the group, and they would gather accordingly.
That's pretty stupid, but it almost worked.
What about the rest of the do-Si-Doers? We rounded them up.
They're in the holding room.
Metro's on the way.
Metro! Polly! Hey, you have to go alone.
I gotta be somewhere.
Is a mess.
You have a bunion.
Cuticle terrible.
You know, You got to get out of biker boot more.
You know, get air to feet.
Toes look like slim jim.
What is that? And your hair look like Sanjaya.
What's the matter with you? Smell.
Smell terrible.
You have perfume? Hooker! You have pfume? Hey.
You in here? Thought you weren't coming? And miss round two? No way, by.
Come here.
Mr.
Cannon.
Mrs.
Cannon.
I don't date older men, Mike.
You were sick that day, weret you, miss Chae? Yeah, very bad gas, Diarrhea.
You no want smell that one.
Mike, we're going with Piper to steal a bartender.
- Wow.
That is impressive.
- Think you can handle it? Mike Cannon can hold his liquor.
You do your best to hold yours.
- You got married? To Piper? - Yeah.
Can I get a soul clap? - Soul clap? - Oh, god.
What time do you want me To pick you up for the annulment? I thought we were gonna Date first.
Makes it special.
He's afraid that if I have sex with him too soon, It's gonna ruin it.
- But that's wonderful.
- I marry a man, and he acts like a woman? They are so still married.
- Are you sure? - Take a look.
- You coming home? - I don't know.
What's your thread count er there? I don't get busy on anything under 600.
It's 350, and you'll like it.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Well - Yeah, well.
Well.
Look at the time.
I got a lot to do today.
Yeah, me too.
I gotta get rolling.
Yeah.
- Okay! Yeah.
- Yep! Can I help you? Yeah, do you have these in, baby sizes? Yes, right over here.
For a boy or a girl? I don't know.
They're so tiny.
Is it for a gift? - For a friend, for a niece, for a nephew? - For me.
Or for my boy girl.
I'm gonna be dad.
Say that again? Rocky Mountain Do-Si-Doers.
What is with the "do" and the "si".
I don't get it.
What's there to get? What are they doing here? I don't know, some Country-Western dance thing.
First-time Gamblers.
I have to show them around the whole casino And teach them each game.
Poor baby.
I think it would be fun.
You know, showing people how to play games of chance For the first time.
Breathing's fun in your present hormonal state.
I have turned into a Bliss Ninny, haven't I? Ah, there's my whale.
What's his story? He's one of the last dot-com'er zillionaires.
Impeccable taste, great body, Kind, generous, you know.
Where do I sign up? You don't, because he's gay, and you're married.
I can't believe you told her! Everyone knows.
No one cares.
- So - What? Last night It was What? It was pretty awful.
My god, I always thought he would be fantastic in bed.
You fantasize about him? No, I mean, he's Danny's best friend.
I just god, what happened? It wasn't all his fault.
I mean, I certainly did not give my best performance.
Don't worry about it.
The sex always gets better.
You know that.
Maybe.
But on a scale of one to ten, it was a three.
And I just can't live with a three! - A three? - Okay, ladies and gentlemen Three? Let's start with the blackjack table, Shall we? Right this way.
Beautiful dress.
Love those boots.
Jimmy Choo? Hello.
I've missed you desperately, Sam.
- Of course you did.
- And I have a surprise for you.
This is my grandmother Roberta.
Hello, Roberta.
Call me Robbie.
Never call me Roberta.
Hello, Robbie.
Welcome to the Montecito.
I want to you entertain her while I'm here.
Of course.
Sure.
But what will you do? Don't worry about me.
I know the drill.
I'm heading for the craps table.
Sam will take care of you.
Okay.
I'll see you at dinner? - Bye! - Bye.
So, Robert-- R-Robbie.
What is it that you like to do? One thing, and one thing only.
What's that? Play bingo.
Welcome to quarter horse racing from Allentown Park, Pennsylvania.
Ladies and gentlemen, We have got a full day of racing, Featuring eight noses per.
These are the fastest quarter horses In the united Stes of America, Playing for a combined purse of over $5 million.
- My! - It's all greek to me.
Wait! There's a horse named Athena the great.
That must be an omen.
I don't know a thing about horses.
Obviously.
It's never too latto learn.
- Cooper.
- Isabelle.
What do you think of this one? Kool bet? Four to one odds.
Good winning percentage.
Trainer's pretty well known.
That's him up there, number six.
Looks alert.
Not too skittish.
Is that good? Yes.
Why do they call them quarter horses? Because they're extremely fast.
At short distances, like the quarter mile.
Races only last about 25 seconds.
So what do you think? Kool bet? Sounds good.
Aren't you betting? No, I'm not a horse betting kind of guy.
All right.
Thank you.
Have you done a dry run to the hospital yet? What? Danny, all the books say you must doa dry run to the hospital From your home, your place of work, - Or any place where you spend.
- Significant amounts of time.
What, Danny, what is wrong? Do you want your baby born on the floor of a '69 Camaro? Of cour, it would be kind of cool.
I mean, people ask where your baby was born, You say, "my'69 Cam" - Okay.
Okay, fine.
- I'll do it today.
Okay.
And we need a woman to go with us To play Delinda.
No.
Why? Why? Because first-time mothers need to be helped, Sometimes even carried into the car.
You tellin' me you wanna take Delinda? She's 28 weeks pregnant.
That would be cruel.
No, we need someone to simulate a pregnant woman.
Who? How about Sam? Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm not taking Sam.
- Okay, bad idea.
What, what.
How about Piper? - Your wife? - D-Don't call her that.
Okay, what happened? What happened? - On a scale of ten? - Yeah.
Four.
- Really? - Yeah.
And, you know what? I was probably a three.
- You're kidding me.
- I can't figure out what happened.
Well, I know what happened.
You had married sex.
See, Dillon and I are still dating.
Dating sex is always better than married sex-- always.
Yeah, well, we can't ask Piper to go on a dry run.
I think I'm gonna try to avoid her for the rest of the day.
Okay, then, who do we ask? Go, Polly, go, Polly - No.
Yeah.
- Mike, no.
Yeah.
I Yeah, here they come, down on the final stretch.
It's down to the wire.
Erica's tie, Rudy Rudy, and cute Kylie! Stay tuned for more from Allentown.
Coming up, the next Well, he was moving up there at the end.
You know, another day, who knows? Isabel, I found the mother lode.
This guy just won The first three races.
That's fantast.
What's your secret, mr Skinner.
Hi.
But just call me Pete.
Cooper.
Boy, you know, I like to think of it as a shifting science stupide day.
Fueled by just a little bit of luck? Generally, I just ignore The history of the horse, though.
To me, it's all about the moment before the race.
How the jockey Sits at the saddle, how the, How the horse takes the bit.
- That kind of thing.
- Isn't that fascinating? Yeah.
Who do you like in the fourth? I went with number seven, into the abyss.
I liked the way the jockey was talking to him on the way to the gate.
Kinda like they had an understanding.
Yeah.
So what horse do you like, Cooper? Cayden's charm.
And they're off.
Number 8, cayden's charm, leaves the rail, Quicy opens up a length of two on cacophony Come on, into the abyss! And here comes into the abyss.
He blows through the pack, Passes sid's sedan and Cayden's charm And opens up a length.
And he'll win the fourth race going away! Oh, my! That's four in a row.
That's amazing! Yeah! I like it! Hey, Sam, how's it hangin'? Not bad.
Fresh meat? Here you be.
I never had you figured for a bingo type.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I grew up in Texas.
Used to go parloring with my granny.
Gets in your blood.
Tell me about it.
- How many cards you need? - 16.
Here's 16.
Oh That's impressive.
- And you? - I'll take 16 as well.
16 cards.
Wanna put up a little side bet? First to ten bingos? Where I come from, I'm the best.
Well, You're in my house now.
What's going on? Cooper is getting his lunch handed to him By some big mouth in the sports world.
This guy just won four quarter horse races in a row.
- Well, how's Cooper doing? - Not good.
Look at him.
But the worst part is He was starting to make a little time With these attractive ladies, but now - They're all over the winner.
- Really? Yeah.
That's gotta be a first.
You might as well video iq him, 'Cause you know Cooper's gonna ask.
By the way, I told Polly We're leaving in a half hour.
Yeah, about that.
I'm having second thoughts About the whole polly thing, Mikey.
Why? Well, you know, She sort of steps to her own drummer.
You never know what the hell she's gonna .
What could happen with taking a drive to the hospital And back? Hey, hey, this guy just won another race.
G46.
G46.
So how 'bout you? How'd you get into bingo? I'm irish catholic.
It comes with the territory.
Plus, I've always been good with numbers.
My grandson gets that part of his success from me.
D11.
Take me to heaven.
So what else do you like to do? Bingo is it.
This living to a ripe old age thing is a crock.
Why is that? Where do I start? I've got arthritis everywhere but my hair When I die, I'm personally taking up The arthritis invention with god.
I can't drink anymore.
- What? - I loved my martinis.
My friends are dead.
Life sucks.
Or bingo.
G55.
Snakes alive.
Thank the lord for bingo.
Amen.
Okay, everyone.
Is this everybody? I think some are in the bathroom.
- Hey! - Hey.
Hey.
- How you doin'? - Good.
You? Yeah? Yeah.
Okay.
- 'Kay.
- see you later.
Definitely, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's start with pass line here.
We'd like to go back and join Figured the horse is red, And the jockey was wearing white and blue.
It's called Sorrel.
[Laughing.]
what? The color of the horse is called sorrel.
Hey! Who wants drinks? I do! Let's go.
Hey, Cooper.
Danny.
Listen, I need you to run a video iq on someone.
You mean the guy who keeps winning the quarter horse races? - How did you know? - Well, I've been watching him.
Mitch is workin'on it now.
Sometimes I forget about all the cameras.
We all do.
But there's something, especially aggravating About this guy, don't you think? Why would you say that? I don't know.
Just got that attitude.
Makes you wanna slap him.
Plus, all the chicks keep diggin'him.
I hadn't noticed.
Yeah.
Anyway, Mike and I have to go run an errand.
We'll be back in about 45 minutes.
Mitch should have the background up by now.
So Awesome! Yes! Here you are, sweetie.
There's a lot more where that came from.
I 29.
You're doin'fine.
G50.
G50.
Bingo! That's my tenth one.
I win.
That isn't even your card.
That is my card.
No, this is my card.
This is the one I've been playing with.
No, you haven't.
You're trying to cheat me.
I think this is so sweet, honey.
All the books say that you should do a dry run from home and from your place of work.
I talked Mike into timing it for me.
He's amazing.
Hello! Polly ready.
Po, You don't actually have to look pregnant for this.
No, Mike say must be real.
You - It's like pourin'gas in the fire.
- What are you thinking? What.
Polly What are you doing? I got the pain every five minutes! You carry! Carry! C-Carry! Hey, hey, hey.
Go.
- Go where? - Time to go.
- What do you want me to do, pick her up? - You carry, Danny! Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Vagina killing me! Come on.
Pick up the pace.
Hey! Watch out! Make me come out black and blue! - How about a little help here, Mike? - No can do.
Please, I need some.
Will somebody please.
You okay? I'm sorry about that.
- Give her some air, guys, give her some air.
- You pregnant too? Let me, very fat.
I think maybe you should just, here.
I gotta go! What is it with women? Danny, we have to go.
You know, one minute, they're really attracted to you.
Next minute, they just push you away.
Yeah, so I'm talking to her at the bar.
- Who? The girl you just knocked down.
- She's all like, You know, and I'm all like, you know, And then she just leaves! We're running an emergency drill.
Hey! I'm sorry.
But I did win fair and square.
The hell you did.
Are you calling a cheater? Watch my lips: cheater! Well, I don't cheat.
I'm too damn good to cheat.
You're an amateur.
He lives in boulder.
He owns two drycleaners.
He's divorced.
He has two adult children.
No criminal record.
Not so much as a speeding ticket.
And he supposed played a little football somewhere.
So it appears he's just some guy on a lucky streak.
Well, that happens every day in vegas.
How much he betting? He started at 5, 000.
The last race, he bet 28, 000.
And that netted him 105, 000.
He always bets late.
Waits till the last minute.
I wonder why he didn't play the pick six or the pick nine, 'Cause that could have made him a lot more money.
Maybe because he only knows the winner of the next race.
Sam! How could y do that to my grandmother? I didn't do anything.
I just won.
She said you cheated.
Right.
Well, Brian, You've known me for quite some time now.
I think that you know That I would never do something like that.
Especially not to someone's grandmother.
I also know how competitive you can be.
- Okay - No, listen.
Just pay her the money you won And your side bet.
How much was it? It was almost $300.
And I will pay it myself.
- It's the right thing to do, Sam.
- Sure.
Sure.
I'm telling you, take paradise road to Sahara, And then left on sixth.
There's no reason to take paradise road.
You take Swenson To st.
Louis.
There's less traffic, And it's more direct.
- No, it's not.
-Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
- Mikey, I grew up here.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! You're all wet.
Water break! - I got more.
- Are you.
- Now you go fast.
- Here, give me.
I just won $1, 000 on the last race.
Pete tip? He's amazing.
Yes, he is.
What a run, Cooper.
Never done anything like this before.
They are about to start.
Hey, did you bet on number fourjune? Are you kidding? If you did, I did.
Plus the horse's name is June Day.
And the horses are in the gate.
And they're off.
It's a clean break out of the gate Toby's Jester taking the early lead, Followed by take out daily, come on.
Blood Orange, June's Day, Oscar's Trash, And Joan's Research.
Get it! - Come on, June's Day! - Get it! Come on, come on.
At the halfway point, It's Toby's Jester taking the rail.
Here comes Blood Orange.
And Oscars Trash! And there's a late fade by June's Day.
It's Blood Orange and Oscar's Trash! It's all Blood Orange on the wire And Oscar's Trash June's Day.
It couldn't last forever.
No.
No? I mean, I just I Nothing.
Excuse me! Come on.
I can't believe this.
How fast were you going? - Not that fast, I didn't think.
- Not fast enough.
I dilate eight centimeter.
I look like large mouth bass down there.
License and registration, please.
No, I deliver baby.
That why we go fast.
Are you pregnant, ma'am? See? Wait a minute, I can explain.
No, we no have minute.
Op bcle car.
Hey, you're that crazy woman from court.
That not me.
That not me.
Officer, I can explain the whole thing.
In many ways, this is my fault.
Shut up.
Get out of the car.
Slowly.
Get out.
I don't want it.
And, out of the gate, It's still a five-Horse race.
Falling of the pace, it's eric's bride on the rail.
And here comes Hector the great! And at the Gate, at the wire, that's all! Hector the great.
Yes! Back to your winning ways.
Of course.
Let's go cash in.
Yes! Bye.
What do you do for a living, Cooper? I own a cattle ranch in wyoming.
It must give you a serious seof the cheeks To see someone like me win at horses.
What do you mean? Well, you know I don't know anything about horses.
I don't have a problem with it As long as you do it legally.
Now, why would you think I'd do anything illegal? I didn't say that.
Can't guy just get Lucky? Absolutely.
I didn't order a drink.
She did.
She also wanted you to have this.
Another admirer.
Well, well, well.
Hello, lovely lady.
You This is absolute the simplest game of chance.
What you wanna do is you wanna pick a number.
Your lucky number.
Or your unlucky number.
And.
Hello? Can I get some attention here? Hello, I happen to be fabulously engaging! Was it me? There you go, Ladies Thank you.
Thought you couldn't drink.
Club soda.
I'm sorry.
Here's your 200 for the texas blackout.
And another 100 for our little side bet.
I don't want your money.
What do you want? I just want you to admit that you cheated.
Robbie, I may be a lot of things, But I'm not a cheater.
You sure you just couldn't handle the competition? Okay.
Hey, you know, if you're the best, Maybe, You should just pre it.
Well, there is that big double down today.
I won't go back without a mediator.
A what? A mediator.
Someone to make sure you don't cheat.
Again.
Okay.
You have anyone in mind? I don't know anyone here.
You have to pick.
All I can hope is that you pick an honest person.
All right, come on.
Let's go.
This cake is so amazing.
- What? - It's unbelievable.
All right, let'so.
Come on, sweetie.
It'll just take a few minutes.
Let's just - I don't understand what you want me to do.
- It's okay, I'll explain it to you on the way.
Can I take my cake with no, you're done with your cake.
Hello.
Hello.
You sent a drink to a friend of mine.
I did? The guy in the sports book.
- Okay.
- Okay.
You also sent him a card.
What'd you write on it? That's absolutely none of your business.
I think it is.
See, I own the place.
Are suggesting that I can't buy a man a drink? You find that offensive? Yes if you're also Tipping him off about the next horse race.
I'm not following this.
I think he's cheating, And I think you might be helping him.
Okay, look, I'm gonna level with you.
Any man in that sports book Including you Who just won six straight races, Was destined to get my card.
It was just his day.
- You're - professional.
A professional.
A hooker.
So I take it you'd like me to leave.
No.
You have a nice day.
Just in case.
Officer, she was just trying to help us out.
- This woman is a serial liar.
- What are you charging her with? Obstruction of justice.
Now back off.
- Okay, what.
- Back off! You get me out quick! I know all about big, scary lifers.
I saw shawshank! Don't worry, we'll come get you right away! Stay calm! Yeah? Okay, right away.
That's Cooper.
He saiit's an emergency.
Hey, so we're still on this guy in the sports bar? He's won six out of seven races so far.
His reaction to losing was total disbelief.
Nobody likes to lose, Cooper.
His record's clean, isn't it? There's gotta be a delay in the feed to the Montecito.
He knows who the winner is Before we see the start of the race.
Check it out.
Delay in the feed? Remind me never to horn in on his women.
Or he's totally convinced the guy's cheating.
We could do a pupil scan on him.
Compare his reaction to winning Versus the race he lost.
Yeah, yeah, do it.
- Er, eh.
- No--No, no, no.
N39.
N39.
I had no idea you were so into bingo.
O64.
It's not something I like hope is.
- I can trust her.
Welllook at it this way.
If she tries to run with the money, Even you could catch her.
O71.
Bang on the drum.
Why did everyone just say that? I don't know.
They just do.
O69.
(All) dinner for two.
That is so funny.
Hey.
Can I talk to you for a second? Sure.
- I'm really - sorry about last night.
I am so much better than that.
Me too.
You know, I'm actually pretty fantastic.
Well, what happened? I just.
I think we both had too much pressure.
You know we talked about it forever, and Then we had that one false start That night at the palms.
I think we just need to make it more spontaneous.
Agreed.
Yeah.
Okay.
I have an idea.
Why don't You meet me here At 5:00.
I like it.
- What the hell was that about? - Plan b.
Let me show you something.
The one on the left - Is when he won.
- The one on the right is when he lost.
Cooper.
Hey, you were right! Mike did a pupil scan, And it looks like when pete Lost the one race, he was genuinely shocked.
But when he won, there was no shock at all.
Because he knew who the winner was.
All right, so there definitely is some kind of a delay.
But how is he getting that information? All right, nothing electronically.
No text, no calls, nothin'.
Well, at first I thought he was getting it From a series of attracte women, But they just no be ocus.
Well, they do have a sixth sense For somebody on a roll, don't they? Yeah, well, I'll stay close to him.
You check on the track end and the feed into the Montecito.
Hey, Pete.
Call me sometime.
Cooper, why didn't you tell me You owned this place? Well, I would have, But you were too busy winning.
Hey, I know you think I'm cheating.
All right? But I'm really not.
No I don't think you're cheating, Pete.
I'm just looking out for you, see.
That woman you were just talking to, She's a Hooker.
I'd hate to see you get taken for all your winnings.
I really appreciate that.
I'll try to be more careful.
Good.
And they are off! It's race daddy heading to the rail Come on, seven! I25.
Duck and dive.
Duck and dive.
Is this your first child? Yes.
Do you have any children? Grown and long gone.
Now I got grandsons who Already make millions, you know.
How 'bout you? Kids? - I'm not old enough.
- N32.
Why isn't anybody saying anything? 'Cause it's n32.
There's nothing to say.
You don't want to miss having a kid.
Those are the best years of your life.
So being totally free.
And having no responsibilities whats oever Isn't considered the good years? It's different.
When you have a good partner, And you raise kids together, Those precious times.
When you an slip and can be alone with chaser.
It's the absolute best in life.
Least it was in mine.
B4.
Knock on the door! Don't do that.
Sorry.
Is your husband still alive? Long gone.
Almost 20 by ears.
I17.
Dancing queen.
Dancing queen.
The temp race at Allentown, Danny, that race end ed 40 seconds a go.
Replacement one.
Thanks, scotty.
That race hasn't even started in the sports book yet.
Look, they're just loading into the starting gate.
Which is more than enough time to place a bet.
All right, check the satellite feed from the broadcast center.
All right.
One minute behind.
This is unbelievable.
What? Look at this.
The feed isn't just being delayed into the Montecito.
It's been delayed one minute for the entire wescoast.
And it's all Ronnie Romance Coming up behind, and that is your winner by two lengths.
Ronnie Romance.
And, ladies and gentlemen, If I could have your attention please.
The track officials.
Will be holding up the last race of the day.
Because of weather.
Shut it down.
We have a chance to catch this guy.
We just have to figure out how he's getting the signal.
We're paying track odds.
It's coming out of our pocket.
Well, looks like the weather's Cooperating.
So that'll give us a little bit of time.
Let Mike and I take a look at the footage, okay? It's what we do.
Okay.
- not much time.
- What do you got? He always stands in the same spot - Within five minutes of each race.
- What does he do? Just stares out at the casino.
Well, that must be it.
We got a P.
O.
V.
? He appears the looking out at this general area.
Well, nothing's jumping out at me.
Hey, the weather's letting up at Allentown Park.
All right.
N39.
I guess you couldn't play this game If you had attention deficit disorder.
You're living proof.
B9.
Not malignant! Are you close? What do you think? She's close to winning the double down, but so am i.
And one there.
N35.
What's the big double down? It's the biggest prize of the bingo day.
N34.
Ask for more.
You know, I wouldn't mind it so much If you tried to hook up with my grandson.
- You mean brian? - I mean, isn't he.
Don't do it.
I know he's gay.
I'm old; I'm not stupid.
Well, even if he wasn't light in the loafers, Why would you wanna put us together? You don't even like me.
O64.
I like the way you stuck to your guns.
You didn't cave under pressure.
I admired that.
Thanks, Robbie You're welcome.
B11.
Take me to heaven.
- Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! - What? Robbie? I know what you mean.
She left in a hurry.
Wait a second, that drunk guy said something about One minute women are attracted to you, The next, they give you the cold shoulder.
Reverse it back to opus, will you? Which race was this? The sixth.
- The one he lost.
- All right, check for her Around that, that slot area where he was looking for those other races.
They're calling for the post at Allentown Park.
There she is for the first race.
The second.
There's other people with that same Western clothing Anding around with her.
Mitch, video iq then, will you? You got it.
There she is again.
And again.
Can you split screen each one with the race? I'll split it with the winner of each race.
Here we go.
They're part of a dance group Called the Rocky Mountain-Si-Doers from Colorado.
Look at this.
One of the feeds That could cut off the whole coast.
Comes out of Denver.
So she gets the winner througcell or text, And they stand where pete can see them.
So if the four horse wins, four people stand there.
If the seven horse wins, seven of them stand there.
And so on and so no.
All right, lend this girl.
Mitch, let me know when the race starts and who wins.
Where are you? We're just getting off the elevator.
Okay, this guy pete is counting a group of people Standing over by the slots.
- All right.
- Let's close him down.
No, wait a second.
Don't you wanna get back at this guy? Wait, I'll call you right back.
McCoy.
The race has started in Allentown.
All right, stay on the line and tell me who wins.
Mike find the girl? - No, he's still looking.
- Okay, we're headed to the slots.
Come on.
It's over.
Number seven, mighty hercules.
I don't see any of them.
Found her.
Mike found the girl.
Where is she? She's coming down the ramp, headed to the slots.
- Let's go! - Yeah, let's go.
- Swing your partner.
- Hey! - Get her to holding.
- You got it.
- What's going on?! - Let's go.
One, , three, four, Five, six.
Ladies and gentlemen, If you are just joining us, we are back For the 14th and last race of today.
I wanna put $1, 262, 000 On number six to win.
- Yes, sir.
You going all in? - Yeah.
Everything I won today.
Why not? - After a day like this.
- Thank you.
Yeah, why not? The flag is up.
And they're off.
Come on, number six! Come on, baby! You don't actually have to watch this one.
You counted wrong.
And you already lost.
He comes harpo.
Fellas.
What are you talking about? What do you mean? I don't understand.
Cooper, what's this all about? I've done nothing wrong! You can't do this to me! I'll be back! What just happened? You have a nice day.
What? Harpo do to the wire! I'm so sorry.
She died doing what she loved the most.
We should all be so lucky.
She was very sweet to me.
Listen, uh, she won almost $500 In that last bingo, so I just wanted to No, Sam, you keep it.
Just as long as you promise to bet it on bingo.
So pete's a do Si-Doer, and his Brother-In-Law Works at the broadcast center in denver.
He had to cut the entire west coast feed Just to get the delay here.
And he would text the winner to the group, and they would gather accordingly.
That's pretty stupid, but it almost worked.
What about the rest of the do-Si-Doers? We rounded them up.
They're in the holding room.
Metro's on the way.
Metro! Polly! Hey, you have to go alone.
I gotta be somewhere.
Is a mess.
You have a bunion.
Cuticle terrible.
You know, You got to get out of biker boot more.
You know, get air to feet.
Toes look like slim jim.
What is that? And your hair look like Sanjaya.
What's the matter with you? Smell.
Smell terrible.
You have perfume? Hooker! You have pfume? Hey.
You in here? Thought you weren't coming? And miss round two? No way, by.
Come here.
Mr.
Cannon.
Mrs.
Cannon.