Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e24 Episode Script
Sinker
B-Bye! Hey, Keoni.
Hey, Lilo.
Thanks for coming out! You bring the stopwatch? You think you'll qualify for the boat race? Trying to.
If I don't practice, I don't have a chance.
First prize is a new outrigger.
I'll signal you when I'm past the break.
And if I help him win I bet there'll be a free boat-ride included for me.
You set up the chairs.
I'm gonna go feed Pudge.
I'll be right back.
Stitch! There's something in the water! Keoni's out there.
Keoni! What is?! What what was that thing? I don't know.
But I think you're gonna need another boat.
Hello.
My name is Mr.
John-Bob Jones-Smith.
I am a normal Earth tourist.
And I'd like to rent a boat.
You're not fooling anyone, Gantu.
Told you flounder-face, blubber's blubber, no matter how you dressed up.
- Ice cream sandwich? - Quiet! I require the use of a watercraft.
Now! Fine.
You want to rent stuff? I'll rent you stuff! Whoa, Captain Clam, what happened, the bait shop explode? She said I needed all this.
Now, let's go.
We've got an experiment to catch.
I think I crushed my dinghy.
and then, rÃght after I yelled "KeonÃ!!" he jumped out of the boat.
Then then the big fin came out of the water! Cue fin.
My Chinese bamboo folding fan! Quiet! Interrupting evil genius climax! And that is the end of what happened.
The end.
What a wonderful play! Yes, perfect re-creation of my genius experiment 602.
Experiment? All that really happened? 602 is designed to slice ships in half! Sink entire navies! And hold breath for very long time.
Number 602 is very territorial and will remain in bay until every ship is sinking.
But what about the boat race? Until Six-Zero-Two is captured, any ship in bay is like bagel.
- What? - Slice in half and toast! Alright you little water trog, where are you? Get to the shore man! Something's sinking the boats! We're getting close.
See anything? Nope.
Only a giant fin headed right for us.
What?! I think I just lost my deposit.
Buggy is being ready for aquatic travel complete with high-torque turbine and special bonsai stabilizers.
That's all well and good, but where's the yardarm? The sails? The poop-deck? It's a real thing.
It's the deck at the stern of a ship.
This is high-tech water buggy.
No need for pooping deck.
Move your blue, alien butt! What's wrong with 626? He doesn't want to go because he sinks in water.
Ack.
Not to worry.
Special lifejacket is totally sink-proof, dunk-proof, and comes in three designer colors.
It's so automatic you don't even have to push any buttons.
How are they doing? Little Girl and 626 are in position.
But the waves are rocking the boat making it difficult to get a clear view back and forth up and down back and forth up and down - I think I'm going to heave-ho.
Jumba's sonar device should lead us to your cousin.
Capture cannon ready? I don't know what you said but you said it.
Is impossible! 602 has sunk my superior water buggy! Forget the buggy! Lilo and Stitch are in the water with that beast! Save them! - Can-we-borrow-this-thank-you! - Hey! Little Girl and 626 will be fine until we get there.
Rocking of boat is nice and relaxing, no? I'm seeing colors that were never meant to be.
Herp! Over here, Jumba! Oh no! This is just like what happened in Lilo's play! Paddle faster! Wait, we're facing the wrong way! What do we do if it comes back? Not to worry, 602 only sinks boats, not people.
- So we'll drift back into shore.
- Yes.
But not Hawaiian shore because ocean current is carrying us out to sea.
I can't take much more of this! The sun beating down on us.
No food.
No water.
Just drifting out at sea for weeks on end! We have only been in the water 3 minutes, 28 seconds.
That long? This is awful.
Look at side with more brightness.
We are safe! But what about the boat race? And Keoni? If we don't find Sinker nobody is safe.
Sinker? Even if I haven't caught him, I can still name him.
An overpriced floating hotel! We're saved! Hey we're not saved.
They didn't see us.
My goodness! There's a sea-monster outside the window! Honey, they're not windows, they're portholes.
Hey! Watch it up there! Be grabbing hold.
626 is weighing anchor.
I still don't see why I have to come along.
My buns are getting soggy.
That experiment's here and I need your help.
So Captain Carp, the scourge of the seas the bad-boy of boating can't navigate these waters without a new boat.
602 is out there, and there's no way to stop it.
Kind of like when my sister's eating chocolate.
Since buggy is now kaput, I could construct an evil genius device from parts of ship.
Look at this! At 2:30 there's a yoga class.
They have a spa! Hey, hey.
No time for pleasure cruise niceties.
Today you are evil genius assistant.
Just one game of shuffleboard? Stitch and I will go tell the captain that we need to get off this boat so we can go catch 602.
- Ooh.
Cola! Stitch? Harvey, be a dear and rub some lotion on my shoulders.
Your nails are sharp.
C'mon! We must find the captain and warn him the ship is in danger.
Another hallway? Where's the room where the Captain drives the boat? Looks like someone's been a naughty-waughty dog, haven't they? - Busted - I'm Tiffany, the cruise director.
Aren't you just the cutest little girly-whirly! - Ooh, I could just eat you up! - Please stop talking like that.
It's not a good idea for a cute little kiddle-bumkin like you to be wandering unsupervised.
We're on our way to see the captain.
That is so cute! You want to see the captain.
Follow me.
Ahoy matey, welcome aboard! I knew she was too perky to be trusted.
This is all that was available.
The rest is rented for the race.
There it is! How much stuff does an evil genius invention require? Need electronic device, motor of some kind and souvenirs from gift shop to send to evil genius family back home.
There's the wÃndup and delÃvers.
There's a hÃt to center fÃeld Ãt's goÃng goÃng it's gone! Look out! Iceberg, dead ahead! Naptime's for babies.
Ready for operation nighty-night? Oh goodie.
It's Twinkle Head! Oh, looks like someone's being a bad little sailor.
Look, lady, we really need to see the captain.
No, someone needs a timey-time-out in frowny town.
Frowny town? Little Girl! 626! You know them? - Yes.
- No.
Well, which is it? What was question again? Hello, thÃs Ãs your captaÃn.
We've pÃcked up a few stowaways so we're goÃng to drop them off Ãn KauaÃ.
No, no-no-no-no, that's where Sinker is! He'll sink us all! We've got to catch him before the race starts.
I just hope Keoni hasn't found another boat.
I am hoping everyone is good at holding breath.
Because once we are in bay, 602 will be sinking boat.
And don't forget the tricky sharks! They look like dolphins! They try to fool ya', they're tricky, oh yeah, they're tricky! Even if we do get out, we don't have any way to stop 602.
This ship, Keoni, the boat race, it's all gonna sink.
That is where Little Girl is wrong.
I have secret plan hidden in lifeboat.
But first we have to break out of evil playroom.
We'll have to be quiet.
Or we could go that way.
I just connect hose here put in batteries there, wind this up and 626 is ready! Cool! An underwater suit! Don't worry.
This time you're supposed to sink but with air to breathe.
- And special blending machine will make 626 move through water very quickly, like greasy lightning.
Well butter him up! Because here it comes! Okay, the coast is clear.
I am not coming out! C'mon Jumba, you look cute.
Is undignified for evil genius to dress like Earth child.
Now let's go find the captain.
Stupid monocle.
This is where captain is being.
Hey, there's no one in there.
Nobody there? You mean no one's driving the boat?! We've gotta do something! There you are.
Did I do that? Sorry! Oh drat.
You knocked the captain out of the window.
Yes, but don't panic, my Galactic Federation training included water-based crafts.
I am evil genius! I should be one driving giant aqua-boat.
Look sharp, 625.
I'm not going to have that blasted experiment sink us again.
Huh? Oh, blitznak! Now you've done it.
Ha, not my fault, yours.
Stitch! We can't stop! Stitch! Here comes the crashing! - Hold onto your patookies! - Wait l I think we're slowing! Welcome to the nÃnth annual Aloha Boat Race.
We'll begÃn shortly, captaÃns prepare to weÃgh anchor.
So much for finding another boat in time.
Oh well Hey, Keoni I found you another boat.
Well Look at the bright side, Mr.
Blubber.
Even you can't sink this.
Sand-wich? Now Sinker can slice things up as much as he wants.
And who knew it could be so tasty?!
Hey, Lilo.
Thanks for coming out! You bring the stopwatch? You think you'll qualify for the boat race? Trying to.
If I don't practice, I don't have a chance.
First prize is a new outrigger.
I'll signal you when I'm past the break.
And if I help him win I bet there'll be a free boat-ride included for me.
You set up the chairs.
I'm gonna go feed Pudge.
I'll be right back.
Stitch! There's something in the water! Keoni's out there.
Keoni! What is?! What what was that thing? I don't know.
But I think you're gonna need another boat.
Hello.
My name is Mr.
John-Bob Jones-Smith.
I am a normal Earth tourist.
And I'd like to rent a boat.
You're not fooling anyone, Gantu.
Told you flounder-face, blubber's blubber, no matter how you dressed up.
- Ice cream sandwich? - Quiet! I require the use of a watercraft.
Now! Fine.
You want to rent stuff? I'll rent you stuff! Whoa, Captain Clam, what happened, the bait shop explode? She said I needed all this.
Now, let's go.
We've got an experiment to catch.
I think I crushed my dinghy.
and then, rÃght after I yelled "KeonÃ!!" he jumped out of the boat.
Then then the big fin came out of the water! Cue fin.
My Chinese bamboo folding fan! Quiet! Interrupting evil genius climax! And that is the end of what happened.
The end.
What a wonderful play! Yes, perfect re-creation of my genius experiment 602.
Experiment? All that really happened? 602 is designed to slice ships in half! Sink entire navies! And hold breath for very long time.
Number 602 is very territorial and will remain in bay until every ship is sinking.
But what about the boat race? Until Six-Zero-Two is captured, any ship in bay is like bagel.
- What? - Slice in half and toast! Alright you little water trog, where are you? Get to the shore man! Something's sinking the boats! We're getting close.
See anything? Nope.
Only a giant fin headed right for us.
What?! I think I just lost my deposit.
Buggy is being ready for aquatic travel complete with high-torque turbine and special bonsai stabilizers.
That's all well and good, but where's the yardarm? The sails? The poop-deck? It's a real thing.
It's the deck at the stern of a ship.
This is high-tech water buggy.
No need for pooping deck.
Move your blue, alien butt! What's wrong with 626? He doesn't want to go because he sinks in water.
Ack.
Not to worry.
Special lifejacket is totally sink-proof, dunk-proof, and comes in three designer colors.
It's so automatic you don't even have to push any buttons.
How are they doing? Little Girl and 626 are in position.
But the waves are rocking the boat making it difficult to get a clear view back and forth up and down back and forth up and down - I think I'm going to heave-ho.
Jumba's sonar device should lead us to your cousin.
Capture cannon ready? I don't know what you said but you said it.
Is impossible! 602 has sunk my superior water buggy! Forget the buggy! Lilo and Stitch are in the water with that beast! Save them! - Can-we-borrow-this-thank-you! - Hey! Little Girl and 626 will be fine until we get there.
Rocking of boat is nice and relaxing, no? I'm seeing colors that were never meant to be.
Herp! Over here, Jumba! Oh no! This is just like what happened in Lilo's play! Paddle faster! Wait, we're facing the wrong way! What do we do if it comes back? Not to worry, 602 only sinks boats, not people.
- So we'll drift back into shore.
- Yes.
But not Hawaiian shore because ocean current is carrying us out to sea.
I can't take much more of this! The sun beating down on us.
No food.
No water.
Just drifting out at sea for weeks on end! We have only been in the water 3 minutes, 28 seconds.
That long? This is awful.
Look at side with more brightness.
We are safe! But what about the boat race? And Keoni? If we don't find Sinker nobody is safe.
Sinker? Even if I haven't caught him, I can still name him.
An overpriced floating hotel! We're saved! Hey we're not saved.
They didn't see us.
My goodness! There's a sea-monster outside the window! Honey, they're not windows, they're portholes.
Hey! Watch it up there! Be grabbing hold.
626 is weighing anchor.
I still don't see why I have to come along.
My buns are getting soggy.
That experiment's here and I need your help.
So Captain Carp, the scourge of the seas the bad-boy of boating can't navigate these waters without a new boat.
602 is out there, and there's no way to stop it.
Kind of like when my sister's eating chocolate.
Since buggy is now kaput, I could construct an evil genius device from parts of ship.
Look at this! At 2:30 there's a yoga class.
They have a spa! Hey, hey.
No time for pleasure cruise niceties.
Today you are evil genius assistant.
Just one game of shuffleboard? Stitch and I will go tell the captain that we need to get off this boat so we can go catch 602.
- Ooh.
Cola! Stitch? Harvey, be a dear and rub some lotion on my shoulders.
Your nails are sharp.
C'mon! We must find the captain and warn him the ship is in danger.
Another hallway? Where's the room where the Captain drives the boat? Looks like someone's been a naughty-waughty dog, haven't they? - Busted - I'm Tiffany, the cruise director.
Aren't you just the cutest little girly-whirly! - Ooh, I could just eat you up! - Please stop talking like that.
It's not a good idea for a cute little kiddle-bumkin like you to be wandering unsupervised.
We're on our way to see the captain.
That is so cute! You want to see the captain.
Follow me.
Ahoy matey, welcome aboard! I knew she was too perky to be trusted.
This is all that was available.
The rest is rented for the race.
There it is! How much stuff does an evil genius invention require? Need electronic device, motor of some kind and souvenirs from gift shop to send to evil genius family back home.
There's the wÃndup and delÃvers.
There's a hÃt to center fÃeld Ãt's goÃng goÃng it's gone! Look out! Iceberg, dead ahead! Naptime's for babies.
Ready for operation nighty-night? Oh goodie.
It's Twinkle Head! Oh, looks like someone's being a bad little sailor.
Look, lady, we really need to see the captain.
No, someone needs a timey-time-out in frowny town.
Frowny town? Little Girl! 626! You know them? - Yes.
- No.
Well, which is it? What was question again? Hello, thÃs Ãs your captaÃn.
We've pÃcked up a few stowaways so we're goÃng to drop them off Ãn KauaÃ.
No, no-no-no-no, that's where Sinker is! He'll sink us all! We've got to catch him before the race starts.
I just hope Keoni hasn't found another boat.
I am hoping everyone is good at holding breath.
Because once we are in bay, 602 will be sinking boat.
And don't forget the tricky sharks! They look like dolphins! They try to fool ya', they're tricky, oh yeah, they're tricky! Even if we do get out, we don't have any way to stop 602.
This ship, Keoni, the boat race, it's all gonna sink.
That is where Little Girl is wrong.
I have secret plan hidden in lifeboat.
But first we have to break out of evil playroom.
We'll have to be quiet.
Or we could go that way.
I just connect hose here put in batteries there, wind this up and 626 is ready! Cool! An underwater suit! Don't worry.
This time you're supposed to sink but with air to breathe.
- And special blending machine will make 626 move through water very quickly, like greasy lightning.
Well butter him up! Because here it comes! Okay, the coast is clear.
I am not coming out! C'mon Jumba, you look cute.
Is undignified for evil genius to dress like Earth child.
Now let's go find the captain.
Stupid monocle.
This is where captain is being.
Hey, there's no one in there.
Nobody there? You mean no one's driving the boat?! We've gotta do something! There you are.
Did I do that? Sorry! Oh drat.
You knocked the captain out of the window.
Yes, but don't panic, my Galactic Federation training included water-based crafts.
I am evil genius! I should be one driving giant aqua-boat.
Look sharp, 625.
I'm not going to have that blasted experiment sink us again.
Huh? Oh, blitznak! Now you've done it.
Ha, not my fault, yours.
Stitch! We can't stop! Stitch! Here comes the crashing! - Hold onto your patookies! - Wait l I think we're slowing! Welcome to the nÃnth annual Aloha Boat Race.
We'll begÃn shortly, captaÃns prepare to weÃgh anchor.
So much for finding another boat in time.
Oh well Hey, Keoni I found you another boat.
Well Look at the bright side, Mr.
Blubber.
Even you can't sink this.
Sand-wich? Now Sinker can slice things up as much as he wants.
And who knew it could be so tasty?!