Lip Sync Battle (2015) s01e11 Episode Script
Alison Brie vs. Will Arnett
Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Ohhhhhhh Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah And I'm your boy, your 20th century toy He's got the most famous lips in the game.
Give it up for LL Cool J.
Hands in the air! Hands in the air! Say yeah! Yeah! Now scream! Wow! Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle," the only show on TV where celebrities go all-in, letting it all hang out.
Well, tonight, we've got two incredibly talented actors here to turn it all the way up.
Adding her own unique flavor to that recipe, my special sauce, give it up for Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I G-G-G-G-Go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare She'll be doing the play-by-play, the blow-by-blow.
Telling it like it is.
Whoo! Chrissy, what's on tap for tonight? I love a good comedian showdown.
I love it.
- You love it, right? - They don't care.
They don't care about looking silly.
I love it.
All right, let me break it down for you.
Two stars, two rounds, neither star knows what their challenger's songs are.
Round 1 is just lips.
Round 2, these performers work with our team to dream up their ultimate performances.
It's crazy.
Then our audience chooses who wins the "Lip Sync" championship belt.
All right? You guys ready? All right.
Let's meet tonight's gladiators.
From "Arrested Development" and "The Lego Movie," he's one of the funniest human beings on the planet.
Just ask him.
Will Arnett! And you've seen his rival on "Mad Men.
" You've seen her on "Community.
" You've seen her in your dreams.
Here to sync her freakin' lips off, it's Alison Brie! Okay, now both of you were in "The Lego Movie," right? Yeah.
Will, who did you play? I played a character I don't know if you guys are familiar with him.
His name is Batman.
And, Alison, what role did you play in "The Lego Movie"? I played Unikitty, part unicorn, part kitten.
Well Unicorns don't exist, so, Alison, have a seat.
That's right.
Batman's for real.
Come on over, Will.
Come on over.
What song did you choose? You know, LL, I wanted to pick a song that really spoke to me.
And I'm on a quest in this life to do nothing but find out who let the dogs out.
Well, trying to answer that immortal question, who let the dogs out, here is Will Arnett.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin' Yippie yi yo iArriba! And everybody havin' a ball Yippie yi yo Ha, ho Until the fellas started name callin' Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a poor man shout out Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast She really want to skip town Get back Gruffy, back, Scruffy Get back you flea-infested mongrel Well, if I am a dog the party is on I gotta get my groove 'cause my mind done gone Do you see the rays comin' from my eye Walkin' through the place that Benji man is breakin' it down? Me and my white short shorts, and I can't see color Any color will do I'll stick on you That's why they call me "Pit bull" 'Cause I'm the man of the land When they see me, they say, "Hoooo!" Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who?! Wow.
So, Will, what is the trick to doing a convincing lip sync? Like, you tell me What makes it special? Spectacular? In my view, just for me, personally I don't know what Alison's gonna do but you got to be an incredible dancer.
Obviously, I move like a gazelle.
That was important.
I love it.
Well, Will, you grab a seat right next to the beautiful Alison.
Alison, come on over here.
Alison, what song are you gonna perform for us right now to make Will feel beautiful inside? The song is "Shoop," by Salt-N-Pepa.
Yes! Yes.
Okay, okay.
Shoop ba-doop.
Trying to make an early run at the title with "Shoop," by Salt-N-Pepa, here's Alison Brie! Ooh.
How you doin', baby? That sounds sexy.
Unh.
Here I go, here I go, here I go again Girls, what's my weakness? Men Okay, then Chillin', chillin' mindin' my business Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this I swear, I stared, my niece my witness The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda unh Wicked, wicked, had to kick it I'm not shy, so I asked for the digits A ho? No, that don't make me See what I want, slip slide to it swifty Felt it in my hips So I dipped back to my bag of tricks Then I flipped for a tip Made me wanna do tricks for him Lick him like a lollipop should be licked Came to my senses, and I chilled for a bit Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so well It's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop Um, you're packed, and you're stacked especially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake, boobie? If looks could kill, you would be an Uzi You're a shotgun Bang! What's up with that thang? I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr.
Lover Like Prince said, you're a sexy motha Well-a, I like 'em real wild B-boy style by the mile Smooth black skin with a smile Bright as the sun I wanna have some fun Come and give me some of that yum-yum chocolate chip, honey dip Can I get a scoop? Baby, take a ride in my coupe You make me wanna Shoop, shoop ba-doop Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby? That Wow.
What made you choose that song? You know, just a really fun song.
I love looking at men's bodies and, like, thinking of how to describe them, you know? "Yum-yum, chocolate chip, honey dip.
" I can think of some people that that description would fit.
- Yeah! - And, you know That's funny.
That's funny.
I love how uncomfortable we're making LL right now.
It's cool.
That's funny.
She's funny.
This is funny right here.
All right, Alison, you join Will in the V.
I.
P.
No fisticuffs, please.
Oh, my God.
That outfit looks like something LL threw away 10 years ago.
Uh-oh! Wow.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! All right, when we come back, these two debut their showstoppers in the championship round.
"Lip Sync Battle" It's on.
Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Welcome back to "LSB," Arnett versus Brie.
Round 2 is on.
Our stars are pulling out all the stops anything they can think up to throw down.
Let's see how Will went to boot camp to prepare for lip-sync war.
What an amazing night for me to be here.
For you to you know, for the end of you.
Yeah, there was a time when lip-syncing was my life.
You know, I was the new kid on the block.
And I did mostly New Kids on the Block.
A lot of people say when I first came out of Toronto that I had a lot of street you know, the hard-scrabble streets of Toronto and I bring that to my game, 24/7/265.
I need 100 days off a year.
You know what I ate for lunch before I came here? Tell me.
A bowl of confidence.
Alison Brie is a young actress here in Hollywood, and she's got it coming.
Alison, I got one thing to say to you objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
Beliee dat.
"Believe that" is what I'm trying to say, but I'm keeping it street.
Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Oh, my God! Everything is awesome When we're living our dream We're the same I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in harmony Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Everything is awesome When we're living our dream Have you heard the news? Everyone's talking Life is good 'cause everything's awesome Lost my job, it's a new opportunity More free time for my awesome community I feel more awesome than an awesome possum Dip my body in chocolate frostin' Three years later, wash off the frostin' Smellin' like a blossom, everything is awesome Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Everything is awesome When we're living our dream What?! No! No! No! No.
No, no.
No.
Yo! Oh, my goodness.
I don't support this.
I did not okay this photo.
That's a great shot of You look great in that shot.
I look like I'm snarling at your performance kind of like, "Ehh.
" Will the Thrill, come on over here.
Will the Thrill.
What are you thinking? Was that the death blow? Did you just crush her world, or what do you think? I think that that was the final brick in her coffin.
Boo.
Oh, boo.
Not her real coffin.
I mean that in a fun way.
Will, you go have a seat next to your rival.
- Chrissy? - Yes.
What's your feeling about Will's performance? I loved this performance.
I love any kind of robotic moves.
And when you involve lights, I'm excited.
I kind of had a bit of a seizure, but I was very excited by it.
Honestly, Will, I love you, I got to say.
I love Will Arnett so much.
Give it up for Will.
Oh.
- Thank you, baby girl.
- Boo.
Well, Will Arnett put his thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.
When we come back, Alison Brie is gonna blow up his ego and burst it.
"LSB"! Stay in sync.
Everything is awesome Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll "Lip Sync Battle" is back on your screen.
Alison and Will walked in friends, but only one can walk out a champ.
Round 2 is where they step it up.
Let's see how Alison prepared to dominate in her final song.
Alison Brie here, getting ready for the "Lip Sync Battle.
" I just snuck into LL's room.
Just to kind of tidy up and make it really nice.
You know that he is the host of the show and pretty much decides the winner.
Alison Brie, everybody.
Just kind of wanted to put the Alison Brie finesse, if you will.
I'm gonna you up.
He's gonna love this.
You seem pretty confident.
I'm feeling confident, yeah.
A win is guaranteed.
You seem a little nervous.
LL! You look great, as always.
I just wanted to make sure everything was perfect for you.
You know, I'm gonna be the best one.
- Let everyone know.
- Oh, yeah.
We're here, but the audience is out there, Alison.
The audience really decides? Yeah.
Sorry.
Damn.
She might've let you hold her hand in school But I'mma show you how to graduate No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk Just come and show me what your mama gave, oh You've got a very big Shhh Mouth but don't say a thing See, anybody could be good to you You need a bad girl to blow your mind Bang, bang into the room I know you want it Bang, bang all over you I'll let you have it Wait a minute, let me take you there Wait a minute till ya Ahhhh, hey Bang, bang there goes your heart I know you want it Back, back seat of my car I'll let you have it Wait a minute, let me take you there Wait a minute till ya Ahhhh, hey It's Myx Moscato, it's friends in the bottle It's Nicki full-throttle, it's unh, unh Swimming in the grotto, we winning in the lotto We dipping in the pot of blue foam, so Kitten so good, it's drippin' on wood Get a ride in the engine that could go Batman-Robin it, bang, bang, cocking it Queen Nicki dominate, prominent It's me, Jessie, and Ari If they test me, they sorry Ride us up like a Harley Then pull off in this Ferrari If he hangin', we bangin' Phone rangin', he slangin' It ain't karaoke night but get the mike 'cause I'm singing, unh B to the A to the N to the G to the uh B to the A to the N to the G to the, hey See, anybody could be good to you You need a bad girl to blow your mind your mind She, like, lip-sync shot half of Will's face off.
Wow.
I don't think everybody was ready for this Alison Brie that we're seeing tonight.
Oh, I'm ready for her.
I was ready.
How did you prep for that? I've been memorizing that since before I knew I was gonna be on the show.
I've been memorizing that since before I was born! But, seriously, it was really hard work.
I was, like, listening to it every day in my car.
Will, Alison just filled you full of holes.
Any last words? Oh, so many jokes to say to that.
Say them! Say them.
I don't know how to even take what she did.
Look at this.
She shot my face off, and then then she had her clothes ripped off.
I'm so confused.
I'm going straight to therapy from here.
You're welcome.
"You're welcome.
" That's pretty "You're welcome.
" Alison, please go chill in the V.
I.
P.
for a minute.
Time to check in with my own personal gangsta.
Chrissy? To me, honestly, that is one of the best Nicki Minaj verses of all time.
- She slayed it.
- Word.
And you nailed it.
You really nailed it.
Like, it's so quick and all over the place.
You killed it.
And then I was so proud, and you went all Suge Knight crazy, and I was so confused.
He's in jail.
He's not here.
He can't get her.
Oh He can't get her.
Hilarious.
All right, round 2 is over, and these two are both still standing but not for long.
When we come back, one becomes a champion on "Lip Sync Battle.
" Bang, bang into the room I know you want it Bang, bang all over you I'll let you have it Wait a minute, let me take you there Wait a minute Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back to "LSB," Arnett versus Brie, with Lip Sync World War III in here.
Now it is time for the crowd to decide who gets the "Lip Sync" victory belt.
Are you guys ready? Chrissy Teigen, let's do this.
Let's do this.
Ready? Is the champ Will Arnett? Or is the champ Alison Brie? And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Alison Brie.
Wow.
Make a round of applause for Alison Brie, everybody.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
So, Alison, the belt is yours.
Clearly, it is.
Yeah, clearly it is.
What are you feeling right now? I feel nothing but immense gratitude.
- You know, if Will - Oh, boy If Will hadn't sucked so badly I might not have been able to win today.
If he were not so under-prepared then my regular level of preparedness would have seemed average.
So, Will, did you have a good time? I had a great time, despite No, and Will was wonderful.
Will was awesome.
I had a great time.
And I would've voted for Alison had I been given the chance 'cause she was amazing.
That was fantastic.
That's what I'm talking about.
Nice.
Props to Will Arnett and Alison Brie for being awesome tonight! A shout-out to the millions of fans watching around the world.
Good night from me, LL Cool J, and my girl Chrissy.
And remember no matter what you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock' em out, L.
Bang, bang into the room I know you want it Bang, bang all over you I'll let you have it Wait a minute, let me take you there Wait a minute till ya Ahhhh, hey Bang, bang there goes your heart I know you want it Back, back seat of my car
Give it up for LL Cool J.
Hands in the air! Hands in the air! Say yeah! Yeah! Now scream! Wow! Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle," the only show on TV where celebrities go all-in, letting it all hang out.
Well, tonight, we've got two incredibly talented actors here to turn it all the way up.
Adding her own unique flavor to that recipe, my special sauce, give it up for Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I G-G-G-G-Go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare She'll be doing the play-by-play, the blow-by-blow.
Telling it like it is.
Whoo! Chrissy, what's on tap for tonight? I love a good comedian showdown.
I love it.
- You love it, right? - They don't care.
They don't care about looking silly.
I love it.
All right, let me break it down for you.
Two stars, two rounds, neither star knows what their challenger's songs are.
Round 1 is just lips.
Round 2, these performers work with our team to dream up their ultimate performances.
It's crazy.
Then our audience chooses who wins the "Lip Sync" championship belt.
All right? You guys ready? All right.
Let's meet tonight's gladiators.
From "Arrested Development" and "The Lego Movie," he's one of the funniest human beings on the planet.
Just ask him.
Will Arnett! And you've seen his rival on "Mad Men.
" You've seen her on "Community.
" You've seen her in your dreams.
Here to sync her freakin' lips off, it's Alison Brie! Okay, now both of you were in "The Lego Movie," right? Yeah.
Will, who did you play? I played a character I don't know if you guys are familiar with him.
His name is Batman.
And, Alison, what role did you play in "The Lego Movie"? I played Unikitty, part unicorn, part kitten.
Well Unicorns don't exist, so, Alison, have a seat.
That's right.
Batman's for real.
Come on over, Will.
Come on over.
What song did you choose? You know, LL, I wanted to pick a song that really spoke to me.
And I'm on a quest in this life to do nothing but find out who let the dogs out.
Well, trying to answer that immortal question, who let the dogs out, here is Will Arnett.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin' Yippie yi yo iArriba! And everybody havin' a ball Yippie yi yo Ha, ho Until the fellas started name callin' Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a poor man shout out Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast She really want to skip town Get back Gruffy, back, Scruffy Get back you flea-infested mongrel Well, if I am a dog the party is on I gotta get my groove 'cause my mind done gone Do you see the rays comin' from my eye Walkin' through the place that Benji man is breakin' it down? Me and my white short shorts, and I can't see color Any color will do I'll stick on you That's why they call me "Pit bull" 'Cause I'm the man of the land When they see me, they say, "Hoooo!" Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who?! Wow.
So, Will, what is the trick to doing a convincing lip sync? Like, you tell me What makes it special? Spectacular? In my view, just for me, personally I don't know what Alison's gonna do but you got to be an incredible dancer.
Obviously, I move like a gazelle.
That was important.
I love it.
Well, Will, you grab a seat right next to the beautiful Alison.
Alison, come on over here.
Alison, what song are you gonna perform for us right now to make Will feel beautiful inside? The song is "Shoop," by Salt-N-Pepa.
Yes! Yes.
Okay, okay.
Shoop ba-doop.
Trying to make an early run at the title with "Shoop," by Salt-N-Pepa, here's Alison Brie! Ooh.
How you doin', baby? That sounds sexy.
Unh.
Here I go, here I go, here I go again Girls, what's my weakness? Men Okay, then Chillin', chillin' mindin' my business Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this I swear, I stared, my niece my witness The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda unh Wicked, wicked, had to kick it I'm not shy, so I asked for the digits A ho? No, that don't make me See what I want, slip slide to it swifty Felt it in my hips So I dipped back to my bag of tricks Then I flipped for a tip Made me wanna do tricks for him Lick him like a lollipop should be licked Came to my senses, and I chilled for a bit Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so well It's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop Um, you're packed, and you're stacked especially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake, boobie? If looks could kill, you would be an Uzi You're a shotgun Bang! What's up with that thang? I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr.
Lover Like Prince said, you're a sexy motha Well-a, I like 'em real wild B-boy style by the mile Smooth black skin with a smile Bright as the sun I wanna have some fun Come and give me some of that yum-yum chocolate chip, honey dip Can I get a scoop? Baby, take a ride in my coupe You make me wanna Shoop, shoop ba-doop Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby? That Wow.
What made you choose that song? You know, just a really fun song.
I love looking at men's bodies and, like, thinking of how to describe them, you know? "Yum-yum, chocolate chip, honey dip.
" I can think of some people that that description would fit.
- Yeah! - And, you know That's funny.
That's funny.
I love how uncomfortable we're making LL right now.
It's cool.
That's funny.
She's funny.
This is funny right here.
All right, Alison, you join Will in the V.
I.
P.
No fisticuffs, please.
Oh, my God.
That outfit looks like something LL threw away 10 years ago.
Uh-oh! Wow.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! All right, when we come back, these two debut their showstoppers in the championship round.
"Lip Sync Battle" It's on.
Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Welcome back to "LSB," Arnett versus Brie.
Round 2 is on.
Our stars are pulling out all the stops anything they can think up to throw down.
Let's see how Will went to boot camp to prepare for lip-sync war.
What an amazing night for me to be here.
For you to you know, for the end of you.
Yeah, there was a time when lip-syncing was my life.
You know, I was the new kid on the block.
And I did mostly New Kids on the Block.
A lot of people say when I first came out of Toronto that I had a lot of street you know, the hard-scrabble streets of Toronto and I bring that to my game, 24/7/265.
I need 100 days off a year.
You know what I ate for lunch before I came here? Tell me.
A bowl of confidence.
Alison Brie is a young actress here in Hollywood, and she's got it coming.
Alison, I got one thing to say to you objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
Beliee dat.
"Believe that" is what I'm trying to say, but I'm keeping it street.
Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Oh, my God! Everything is awesome When we're living our dream We're the same I'm like you, you're like me, we're all working in harmony Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Everything is awesome When we're living our dream Have you heard the news? Everyone's talking Life is good 'cause everything's awesome Lost my job, it's a new opportunity More free time for my awesome community I feel more awesome than an awesome possum Dip my body in chocolate frostin' Three years later, wash off the frostin' Smellin' like a blossom, everything is awesome Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you're part of a team Everything is awesome When we're living our dream What?! No! No! No! No.
No, no.
No.
Yo! Oh, my goodness.
I don't support this.
I did not okay this photo.
That's a great shot of You look great in that shot.
I look like I'm snarling at your performance kind of like, "Ehh.
" Will the Thrill, come on over here.
Will the Thrill.
What are you thinking? Was that the death blow? Did you just crush her world, or what do you think? I think that that was the final brick in her coffin.
Boo.
Oh, boo.
Not her real coffin.
I mean that in a fun way.
Will, you go have a seat next to your rival.
- Chrissy? - Yes.
What's your feeling about Will's performance? I loved this performance.
I love any kind of robotic moves.
And when you involve lights, I'm excited.
I kind of had a bit of a seizure, but I was very excited by it.
Honestly, Will, I love you, I got to say.
I love Will Arnett so much.
Give it up for Will.
Oh.
- Thank you, baby girl.
- Boo.
Well, Will Arnett put his thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.
When we come back, Alison Brie is gonna blow up his ego and burst it.
"LSB"! Stay in sync.
Everything is awesome Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll "Lip Sync Battle" is back on your screen.
Alison and Will walked in friends, but only one can walk out a champ.
Round 2 is where they step it up.
Let's see how Alison prepared to dominate in her final song.
Alison Brie here, getting ready for the "Lip Sync Battle.
" I just snuck into LL's room.
Just to kind of tidy up and make it really nice.
You know that he is the host of the show and pretty much decides the winner.
Alison Brie, everybody.
Just kind of wanted to put the Alison Brie finesse, if you will.
I'm gonna you up.
He's gonna love this.
You seem pretty confident.
I'm feeling confident, yeah.
A win is guaranteed.
You seem a little nervous.
LL! You look great, as always.
I just wanted to make sure everything was perfect for you.
You know, I'm gonna be the best one.
- Let everyone know.
- Oh, yeah.
We're here, but the audience is out there, Alison.
The audience really decides? Yeah.
Sorry.
Damn.
She might've let you hold her hand in school But I'mma show you how to graduate No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk Just come and show me what your mama gave, oh You've got a very big Shhh Mouth but don't say a thing See, anybody could be good to you You need a bad girl to blow your mind Bang, bang into the room I know you want it Bang, bang all over you I'll let you have it Wait a minute, let me take you there Wait a minute till ya Ahhhh, hey Bang, bang there goes your heart I know you want it Back, back seat of my car I'll let you have it Wait a minute, let me take you there Wait a minute till ya Ahhhh, hey It's Myx Moscato, it's friends in the bottle It's Nicki full-throttle, it's unh, unh Swimming in the grotto, we winning in the lotto We dipping in the pot of blue foam, so Kitten so good, it's drippin' on wood Get a ride in the engine that could go Batman-Robin it, bang, bang, cocking it Queen Nicki dominate, prominent It's me, Jessie, and Ari If they test me, they sorry Ride us up like a Harley Then pull off in this Ferrari If he hangin', we bangin' Phone rangin', he slangin' It ain't karaoke night but get the mike 'cause I'm singing, unh B to the A to the N to the G to the uh B to the A to the N to the G to the, hey See, anybody could be good to you You need a bad girl to blow your mind your mind She, like, lip-sync shot half of Will's face off.
Wow.
I don't think everybody was ready for this Alison Brie that we're seeing tonight.
Oh, I'm ready for her.
I was ready.
How did you prep for that? I've been memorizing that since before I knew I was gonna be on the show.
I've been memorizing that since before I was born! But, seriously, it was really hard work.
I was, like, listening to it every day in my car.
Will, Alison just filled you full of holes.
Any last words? Oh, so many jokes to say to that.
Say them! Say them.
I don't know how to even take what she did.
Look at this.
She shot my face off, and then then she had her clothes ripped off.
I'm so confused.
I'm going straight to therapy from here.
You're welcome.
"You're welcome.
" That's pretty "You're welcome.
" Alison, please go chill in the V.
I.
P.
for a minute.
Time to check in with my own personal gangsta.
Chrissy? To me, honestly, that is one of the best Nicki Minaj verses of all time.
- She slayed it.
- Word.
And you nailed it.
You really nailed it.
Like, it's so quick and all over the place.
You killed it.
And then I was so proud, and you went all Suge Knight crazy, and I was so confused.
He's in jail.
He's not here.
He can't get her.
Oh He can't get her.
Hilarious.
All right, round 2 is over, and these two are both still standing but not for long.
When we come back, one becomes a champion on "Lip Sync Battle.
" Bang, bang into the room I know you want it Bang, bang all over you I'll let you have it Wait a minute, let me take you there Wait a minute Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back to "LSB," Arnett versus Brie, with Lip Sync World War III in here.
Now it is time for the crowd to decide who gets the "Lip Sync" victory belt.
Are you guys ready? Chrissy Teigen, let's do this.
Let's do this.
Ready? Is the champ Will Arnett? Or is the champ Alison Brie? And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Alison Brie.
Wow.
Make a round of applause for Alison Brie, everybody.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
So, Alison, the belt is yours.
Clearly, it is.
Yeah, clearly it is.
What are you feeling right now? I feel nothing but immense gratitude.
- You know, if Will - Oh, boy If Will hadn't sucked so badly I might not have been able to win today.
If he were not so under-prepared then my regular level of preparedness would have seemed average.
So, Will, did you have a good time? I had a great time, despite No, and Will was wonderful.
Will was awesome.
I had a great time.
And I would've voted for Alison had I been given the chance 'cause she was amazing.
That was fantastic.
That's what I'm talking about.
Nice.
Props to Will Arnett and Alison Brie for being awesome tonight! A shout-out to the millions of fans watching around the world.
Good night from me, LL Cool J, and my girl Chrissy.
And remember no matter what you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock' em out, L.
Bang, bang into the room I know you want it Bang, bang all over you I'll let you have it Wait a minute, let me take you there Wait a minute till ya Ahhhh, hey Bang, bang there goes your heart I know you want it Back, back seat of my car