Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e03 Episode Script

Anthony Anderson vs. Tracee Ellis Ross

Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody say it's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah, I'm your boy, your 20th Century toy He's been doing it and doing it and doing it well.
Please welcome your host, LL Cool J! I'm feelin' it.
Hands in the sky.
Hands in the sky.
Now let me hear you say "yeah.
" - Yeah.
- Say "hell, yeah.
" Hell, yeah.
Wow.
Welcome to the hottest spot in town, where our celebrities bring their best right here to the big stage.
We have a great show tonight, but before we get started, you know I need to bring out the lady of the house.
She's our colorful commentator supreme.
The engaging, the enchanting Chrissy Teigen.
Get it, girl.
Get it.
Get it, get it, get it.
Get it girl, get it.
Oh! I think I flashed somebody.
Oh, Chrissy we're on fire tonight, right? Meow! Oh, don't sue us.
No, no, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
Yeah, we'll edit that out.
Not.
Okay.
This show is always a blast, you know that.
But tonight, we have a little twist.
These are two very funny people who actually play a married couple on TV.
We're used to seeing the sparks fly between them, and I cannot wait to see what happens when they go unscripted and get fierce-ish fierce-ish! I promised myself I would never say the word "fierce," - but that sounds good.
- Fierce.
Sounds good.
It sounds good.
So why don't you head over to your perch? - Thank you.
- Get on up there.
She's a talented comedian, model, and actress.
From "Black-ish," it's Tracee Ellis Ross.
Whoa! Thank you.
Thank you.
What? What? And he plays her husband on "Black-ish.
" Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very funny actor and comedian.
We actually did a movie together, "Kingdom Come.
" Please welcome my man, Anthony Anderson.
Are you not entertained? He's okay.
Are you not entertained? All right, all right, all right.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my god.
- You should be nervous, Tracee.
- Oh, I'm nervous.
I'm gonna drop like it's hot! Stretchin', I been back stretchin' all day for you.
Look at this, Tracee, look at this.
Oh, oh my gosh.
Yeah, get down there.
I got you.
- I'll do it.
- I got you.
Go, go! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God! What the Now get up.
Can you get up? I did it, though! - Get this started.
- I'm impressed.
You guys ready for this? Anthony, you're gonna go first.
Tracee, I'm gonna let you mentally prepare.
Okay.
Anthony, come on over.
- Yes, sir.
- It's your night.
- Yes, sir.
- What are you gonna do? I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna sing.
- I'm just gonna do it.
- Okay, okay.
Secrets.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is Anthony Anderson.
Y'all ready? Take a look at me Tell me do you like what you see? Yes! Do you think you can? Do you think you can do-o me? Whoo! Girl, let your hair down Take off your clothes And leave on your shoes Would you mind if I looked at you for a moment? Not at all! Before I make sweet love? The time was 6:00 on the Swatch watch No time to chill, got a date Can't be late, hey The girl is gonna do me Move to the Jacuzzi Ooh, that booty Smack it up, flip it, rub it down Oh, no! You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me Ohh You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me Shine Whoo! Are you not entertained? - So, Tracee.
- Yes.
Your mother is the legendary Diana Ross.
Yes.
Does Anthony have skills? Does he have skills? Anthony has wonderful skills, but we haven't yet seen mine.
Okay.
I warmed them up for you, honey.
- I warmed them up for you.
- You are a good man.
I'm your opening act.
- Anthony, take a seat in the VIP.
- Go to your chair.
- I'm going over there.
- Please.
- Miss Ross, Your turn to burn.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Come on over here.
If you were to go into the classic American songbook, which selection would you pull out of it right now? - Oh my God.
- Ooh.
"Super Bass.
" "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj? By the Minaj! Ladies and gentlemen, Tracee Ellis Ross.
That's me.
Lord have mercy.
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system Top down, AC, with the coolin' system When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up Got stacks on deck like he savin' up And he ill, he real, he might got a deal He pop bottles, and he got the right kind of build He cold, he dope, he might sell coke He always in the air, but he never fly coach He a (bleep) trip-trip sailor of the ship-ship When he make it drip-drip kiss him on the lip-lip That's the kind of dude I was lookin' fo' Yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho I said, 'scuse me, You're a hell of a guy I mean my, my like pelican fly You're so shy, and I'm loving your tie You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye Yes, I did, yes, I did Somebody please tell him who the eff I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum, and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom-badoom boom Boom badoom-boom, he got that the super bass Boom-badoom boom, boom badoom-boom You got that super bass See, I need you in my life for me to stay No, no, no, no, no, I know you'll stay No, no, no, no, no, don't go away Hey Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way? Oh, it be like boom badoom-boom Boom badoom-boom, hey Can't you hear that boom badoom-boom boom badoom-boom ba-a-ss? Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum, and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom badoom-boom Boom badoom-boom got that super bass Boom-badoom boom, boom badoom-boom You got that super bass Yo, you just put some heat on that, is this a new side of you? Have you tapped into your inner Nicki? Everyone should have an inner Nicki.
- Absolutely.
- I want an inner Nicki! But I got a Chrissy, and it's nothing.
No, it is not about that! - It is! - No, it's a feeling.
It's a feeling.
Okay, it's internal.
I hope so.
I gotta say I got a good view when I'm up here, and I saw everything back there, and I enjoyed it.
- I enjoyed it a lot.
- Thank you.
Tracee, head on over to the VIP.
- Okay.
- Join your workman.
Tracee Ellis Ross brought that super bass.
Anthony Anderson requested that we do him.
That's just their first song.
Stay right there, the battles get even bigger when "LSB" gets back.
Boom-badoom boom boom badoom-boom You got that super bass, boom badoom-boom Welcome back to the party.
We've already had some battles to behold, and the big ones are yet to come.
Can you handle it? There's no guessing how this'll play out, but before we see what Anthony's bringing into the stage, let's find out what brought him to "Lip Sync Battle.
" I gotta be prepared to compete against Diana Ross' daughter in a lip-sync competition.
My strategy is to fill myself and ply myself with tequila.
It's all about putting on a show, and I'm gonna put on one hell of a show tonight.
Yeah, that's great.
Love it.
Awesome.
Whoo! Let's just show the world what this is all about.
to set, please.
- Hi, - What do we got, mama? We went to the same place that he gets his suits.
Aah! I know the show is called "Lip Sync Battle," but I'm singing live.
Yes.
I'm trying to get a deal out of this.
Hey, sweetheart, how are you? - Ashley.
- Ashley.
Anthony.
Love those dimples.
Confident Hey, Charmaine.
Love that navel.
Arrogant All right, I don't love nothing about you.
All of that! Hey, look here, girl, when you come out, you stay down low 'cause I'm gonna jump over your back, too.
I'll be able to pop up on it, right? - Yeah! - Thank you, baby.
- I feel good.
- Excellent! I don't wanna over-rehearse.
Want to be fresh.
Ready music.
Ready, baby, it's game time right now.
Magic is about to happen.
Oh, oh, oh! Yeah! Ohh! I see you driving round town with the girl I love And I'm like, forgetyou, ooh, ooh, ooh I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough I'm like, forget you Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari But that don't mean I can't get you there I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more Atari But the way you play your game ain't fair I pity the fool That falls in love with you, oh Oh, she's a gold digger Well, just thought you should know Ooh, I got some news for you Yeah, go run and tell your little boyfriend I see you driving round town with the girl I love And I'm like forget you, ooh, ooh, ooh I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough I'm like, forget you, ooh, ooh, ooh Now baby, baby, baby Why you wanna, wanna hurt me so bad? So bad, so bad, so bad I tried to tell my mama But she told me, "This is one for your dad" Yes, she did And I was like, unh, I love you Ohh, I really love you Ohh I see you driving round town with the girl I love Unh, forget you, ooh, ooh, ooh I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough I'm like, forget you, and forget her, too Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya Ha, now ain't that some shh? Ain't that some shh? And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best With a forget you, ooh, ooh, ooh More, more, more! More! More! Okay, okay, okay! Okay! Hey, you got little busy.
That one shoe gave you a little trouble.
You're determined, you stayed determined.
The shoe was too small.
The shoe was too small, I wear a 13.
That was a 12.
I'm really grateful that shoe didn't come off 'cause he was about to move to the pants next.
Yes, I was.
She knows me so well.
- Chrissy.
- Yes? We caught you while you were eating? I thought you were gonna eat yours - I was about to go over there.
- It's all good.
Props.
That was a really quick relationship you had with her.
"Do me," and then, "(bleep) you.
" Yes.
Gimme some! No? Well, the hell with you! I've been there.
- Yep.
- That's why I do this.
Anthony, head on over to the VIP.
All right.
Anthony said "Forget You" and when we come back, Tracee's gonna try to bring a performance that's extra memorable.
You don't wanna miss this ending.
Stay around for more "Lip Sync Battle.
" We kept all this going while you were gone, and now it's time for the final song of the night.
Anthony Anderson crushed a Cee-Lo track earlier.
Now he gets to take a knee in the VIP while his co-star Tracee Ellis Ross primps for her performance.
While she's getting ready, let's take a look at her day.
One of the things about "Lip Sync Battle" that people might not know, there are so many cute guys here.
There is I just want you to know I'm distracted because there's a naked man in my eye line.
- And, sir? - _ - Thank you.
That's all I can say.
- _ - Thank you very much.
- _ That's no! I'm happy.
I don't want it to go too far.
Let's clear the stage, I like this show.
I'm liking it.
Oh, oh, oh! - Hey! - Ohhh! You don't want none of this! Good.
Nice.
That's awesome.
I'm about to battle in less than an hour, and I have no idea what I'm wearing.
I kind of really love this.
There's no camera on me right now or is there? 'Cause this is what I'm going.
- How you doing? - I'm good.
- You good? - Yeah.
The lip syncs always look better if you - Sing.
- Exactly.
My mother did give me that note.
Yeah, exactly! Yes! Great, I'm gonna go take seven naps.
Strike, please, moving on.
I don't know about all that, but, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna commit no matter what happens.
Moons, planets, anyone, help me.
No promises No promises, no demands.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa We are strong No one can tell us we're wrong Searchin' our hearts for so long Both of us knowing Love is a battlefield When I'm losing control Will you turn me away Or touch me deep inside? And if all this gets old Will it still feel the same? There's no way this will die But if we get much closer I could lose control And if your heart surrenders You'll need me to hold We are young Heartache to heartache we stand No promises, no demands Love is a battlefield We are strong No one can tell us we're wrong Searchin' our hearts for so long Both of us knowing Oh! Supportive hookers.
Love is a battlefield Wow.
I feel like we learned I feel like I learned about you today.
Yeah, yeah, I think I've been prepping for that moment since I was 11.
Chrissy.
Oh, my God, I love this entire look.
As a lover of girl power, too, I really love that you had such supportive fellow prostitutes.
Oh, she fell into a bad life! It doesn't matter what you do as long as you support each other, right? All right.
You go and join Anthony over in the VIP.
- Should I take my bag? - Definitely.
Yeah, take your bag, baby, take your bag.
Take everything you came with.
You know what time it is? "Love is a Battlefield.
" So is lip syncing.
We'll find out if Tracee or Anthony wins the championship belt.
"Lip Sync Battle" will be right back.
We are young All right, it's the moment of truth, all right? - Chrissy, you ready? - Let's do this.
Let's do this, baby.
All right.
Is the "LSB" champion Tracee Ellis Ross? or is the champion Anthony Anderson? Do not be tricked by the dollars! Anthony! Anthony! Anthony! Anthony! Ladies and gentleman, the Lip Sync Battle champion is Tracee Ellis Ross! Tracee And as always, a big shout-out to all the Lip Sync Battle fans on Spike, online, on social media, all around the world.
We appreciate you.
One love from me, LL Cool J and my friend Chrissy.
And remember, knock 'em out the box, L, knock 'em out L!
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