Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e21 Episode Script

Ashley Graham Vs. Jermaine Fowler

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) Chrissy: When it comes to battle, he's your Mic master and commander, show some love for your host, LL Cool J! (cheering and applause) Hands to the sky! Hands to the sky! Say yeah! (cheering) - Say "Hell, yeah!" - Hell, yeah! - Now scream! - (screams) Welcome to Lip Sync Battle, where we put big stars and big hits together for big fun, you know what I mean? Now, we got a good one tonight, but before we bring out the celebs who'll battle for the belt, I gotta bring out our flava color commentator.
- (cheering) - The most amazing, the most miraculous, the scrumptious, she's rambunctious, she's Chrissy Teigen! Everywhere I go go go All they do is stare All they do is stare All they do is stare - Hi! - All they do is stare All they do is stare Hi, guys! Hello! - Woo! Workout! - (cheering) Get it Chrissy, now! Get it Chrissy, now! (cheering and applause) We goin' on tour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Are you guys ready for this? (cheering and applause) We have a absolutely hysterical comedian, and a ver Oh my gosh, this beauty, she's a friend of mine, I'm not biased, I love her.
I love him.
It's on tonight.
Are you guys ready? - (cheering and applause) - Oh, it's on! Yeah, it's on and poppin', it's on and poppin, baby! She's graced the covers of Harper's Bazaar, Glamour and Elle.
She's a trailblazer as the first curvy model to grace the covers of both Vogue and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue! Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley Graham! (cheering) LL: He gave up one hell of a standup show with a standup comedy special on Showtime, and he's the star of the CBS smash hit Superior Donuts, ladies and gentlemen, Jermaine Fowler! (cheering) That's rude! That's rude! - Yikes! - Wow! Yeah, I want my belt.
Where's my belt? (laughter) I need a belt, so (laughter) Okay, so, it's gonna be ladies' night first, so, Ash, you come on over here.
- (cheering) - Jermaine, you have a seat in the VIP.
- (applause) - So, um, woo! Chrissy: Woo! Woo! What song you gonna do first? I'm gonna do a little, "Treat You Better.
" - (cheering and applause) - I like it.
- "Treat You Better.
" - I like it.
- Yes, yes.
- I like it.
Ladies and gentlemen, - Ashley Graham! - (cheering and applause) I won't lie to you I know he's just not right for you And you can tell me if I'm off But I see it on your face When you say that he's the one that you want And you're spendin' all your time In this wrong situation And anytime you want it to stop I know I can treat you better than he can And any girl like you deserves a gentleman Tell me why are we wastin' time On all your wasted cryin' When you should be with me instead? I know I can treat you better Better than he can I'll stop time for you The second you say you'd like me to Tell me why are we wastin' time On all your wasted cryin' When you should be with me instead? I know I can treat you better Better than he can (cheering) Better than he can Better than he can (cheering and applause) Thank you, LA! Thank you, LA! - Chrissy! - I highly recommend following Ashley on Snapchat because I've seen those moves before, personally.
Yeah! Thank you, sister.
I appreciate you.
I've never seen a stripper dip to a Shawn Mendes, - but I'll take it! - Honey, I can get down to anything! - I love it! - (cheering and applause) Do you think that this guy is even gonna be competitive? Are you settin' the tone for tonight, like what are you feelin'? Well, like I know he's tryin' to be competitive, but look, he's so little.
- Oh! - Are you gonna be rollin' around and lookin' as sexy as this out there? Well, you, know, it was cute, you know, what you did.
- (audience groans) - It's a cute song, you know what I mean? And it's not hard to dance when your feet are that big, - you know what I mean? It's not that - (audience groans) I told you, Ashley! Did you hear that, ladies? He doesn't like girls with big feet.
LL: Yeah, yeah, yo, Ashley, you go have a seat in the VIP.
(cheering and applause) - Now, Jermaine, you come on over here.
- All right.
What is your song? Well, I'm just gonna sing some real gangsta (bleep).
(audience cheers) - Is that cool wit' y'all? - Okay! All right, well, here, ladies and gentlemen, doin' a little of that gangsta gangsta, here is Jermaine Fowler.
(cheering and applause) Is this the real life - (cheering) - Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Oh! I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche Will you do the fandango Thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening me Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Galileo Figaro, magnifico I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go Will you let me go? Bismillah No, we will not let you go Beezelbub has a devil put aside for me For me For me! So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh baby Can't do this to me baby Just get out Just gotta get right out of here (cheering and applause) - LL: Chrissy! - Yes.
I guess it turns out we both have some eye candy tonight.
(cheering) All right, so Ashley, now you guys are goin' back and forth, good-natured ribbin', I love it, I love the chemistry.
But is he competition tonight, or ? If we're going off of performance, he's not a competition, because he stood there, he gave you a really good, like (babbling) - (laughter) - But he's not gonna give you any of Oh, damn! - (LL laughs) - The thing is, I can't do that, and you shouldn't either, 'cause your weave might fall off.
- But the thing is - (audience groans) Jermaine, have a seat in the VIP.
(cheering) Round one is done, and this show is already off the chain.
Next up, round two.
There's no tellin' where Ashley and Jermaine are gonna take it.
You have to see it to believe it.
It's goin' down.
Lip Sync Battle.
- - (cheering) We're back with Lip Sync Battle, and round one was a classic LSB knock down, drag out.
Now it's round two, and our contenders are ready to up the ante and do their thing.
Funnyman Jermaine Fowler's ready to represent.
Let's take a look behind the scenes, as he preps to take Ashley out of the game.
(cheering and applause) Winning is pretty important.
I would say so.
But, kids, winning's not everything, all right? Learning is, learning from your mistakes is important.
And money.
(laughing) - You got where I am with this bitch, man.
- Yeah, man.
Is that Hey, Ash! How you doin'? I see you, too! Ashley: Hi.
Ashley came in, and was talkin' trash to me.
That's fine.
Talk trash, that's cool.
Jermaine: I like your pants.
- (Ashley screams) - (others shouting) But during that moment, Ashley tripped and fell.
Jermaine: You okay? Oh! - Oh! Oh! - (laughs) That's just karma.
You gotta be nice to people, okay? Uh, that's just a lesson, kids.
Jermaine: They were just They were just - tellin' me - Oh! I got too cocky! - They were just tellin' me - I got too cocky! Jermain: That's a nice-ass belt.
I would go to CBS with that belt on.
Just for no reason.
I chose my second song because the artist was a big part of my growin' up.
The key to pulling this song off and this performance is really just the execution So when you come out, you need to be right on top of that (bleep) of how they're gonna pull off all the, um, the choreography Wait an extra beat 'cause they weren't all there yet.
and some of the set design and the, uh, wardrobe.
I know, I know how to do it, too.
I trust her, she's my lady.
That's the key.
If we kill that, then, I think we can beat Ashley's ass.
- (cheering) - Make some noise for Jermaine Fowler! Can I get a ticket, please? - (cheering and applause) - Thank you.
Flashin' lights She don't believe in shootin' stars But she believes in shoes and cars Wood floors in the new apartment Couture from the store's departments You more like L'eau De Stardee I'm more of the trips to Florida Ordered the hors d'oeuvres, views of the water Straight from a page of your favorite author And the weather so breezy Man, why can't life always be this easy? She in the mirror dancin' so sleazy I get a call like, "Where are you Yeezy?" Try to hit you with the ol-wu-wopte Till I get flashed by the paparazzi These got me I hate these more than the Nazis As I recall I know you love to show off But I never thought that you would take it this far - What do I know? - Flashing lights, lights - What do I know? - Flashing lights, lights As you recall, you know I love to show off But you never thought that I would take it this far - What do you know? - Flashing lights, lights - What do you know? - Flashing - Know - Lights, lights (cheering and applause) LL: Oh, man! Come on over here, Jermaine.
Chrissy, what did you think of that? That's my jam, first of all.
Yeezus, Jesus, you did it.
- You killed that.
Oh! - Thank you.
Thank you, Chrissy.
Thank you.
- (cheering and applause) - Hey, Ashley.
He took it there.
What did you think? You know, you showed up to work today.
I'm proud of you.
- Oh! - Jermaine: Oh, damn! - LL: Did his thing.
- Appreciate that, man.
Thank you.
I'm keepin' this suit, by the way, - I'm gonna keep it.
- Yeah.
Yeah, you look fresh in it, yeah.
Thanks, man.
It fits, Ashley, it fits me.
They found a baby suit.
- Wow.
- (laughter) - You can head over to the VIP.
- Thank you, man appreciate it.
That was great, that was great.
All right.
Jermaine got deep with it.
When we come back, Ashley has a chance to flex her muscles and take him out.
This is an epic showdown.
We're comin' right back.
It's LSB.
(cheering) (cheering) Ashley Graham does the glamor and the glitz, but she's taking this competition dead seriously.
She knows that belt is at stake.
Let's see what she did backstage to make the crowd go wild.
(cheering) I am so excited.
It feels like this is my moment right now, and I'm I was born to be on Lip Sync Battle.
Man: Wooo! (laughs) Hi! I'm Ashley! Nice to meet you, too.
Pleasure.
Okay.
I'm gonna be honest.
Going into this, I was really scared.
How can you not be nervous? You come here, you're like - It happens so fast.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
You have to learn a routine.
It's like it's a lot, so - It's a lot, but it's fun.
- That's the thing.
We try and make it as fun as possible, and, like, as least stressful as possible.
Yes.
No, you guys are doing everybody's been, like, so - "Whatever you need.
" - "Whatever you want, whatever you need!" Well, first of all, I'm a huge fan of the artist, and, um, I have I grew up with her.
She was We played a record of her, growing up, and she's just sexy.
We, like, we have something.
- I don't have a rhythm in my bones - It doesn't matter.
- Okay.
- Does not matter at all.
So, I've always been told I don't have any rhythm, and I I told the choreographer I don't.
- Let's just jump in.
- Okay, okay, let's go! Let's go.
And I came out, and my ass took over, and that's basically what's gonna win the show.
- Can we rewind for a second? Can we rewind? - It has its own life.
Can we rewind to the beginning when you were like, "I don't dance," and then you're just like (laughter) I'm gonna do a lot of twerking, a lot of bootie bouncing.
And ass is in right now, so, I've got this.
- (cheering) - And now, Ashley Graham! I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart But you've got being right down to an art You think you're a genius You drive me up the wall You're a regular original know-it-all Oh, oh, you think you're special Oh, oh, you think you're somethin' else Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brains, but have you got the touch? Now don't get me wrong Yeah, I think you're all right But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much Uh-huh, yeah Look at her! Oh, oh, you think you're special Oh, oh, you think you're somethin' else Okay, so you're Brad Pitt That don't impress me much So you got the looks but have you got the touch? Now, now don't get me wrong Yeah, I think you're all right But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night That don't impress me much (cheering and applause) Yes, girl! Yes! LL: What? Chrissy, what did you think of that? Um, first of all, I love that being a rocket scientist does not impress you.
- Chrissy, let's let's talk about this mustache, - Why? like, what is going on with this? I was trying to ignore it for a bit.
What are you What is that? I feel like, when I take it off, - I'm gonna have a rash, and - (laughter) - Will you take it off, please? - You want me to pull it off? (cheering) Oh! - Like a Band-Aid.
- Yank it! Yank it! Yank it! (cheering) Jermaine: Now that's it glued on there! (screaming) - (applause) - Oh, he got a lip! He got a lip! - We commit here, guys.
- Ashley, come here That was amazing.
All right, so, uh, there are a lot of, lot of women out there, lot of girls out there who look to you as a role model because of what you've done and what you represented.
- (cheering and applause) - You know? - You know, isn't it interesting, like - It is.
- I just come out, and I'm like - It really is interesting.
This is me, and nobody's ever said that, that has a little bit of cellulite, or has a little roll, and you know what? It's all cute.
It's cute.
- Yeah, yeah, it is.
- It's cute.
- It is.
Very cute.
- (applause) Jermaine.
Were you impressed? Uh, yeah.
Number one, I'm I'm havin' a daughter in July, so I think you're a fabulous role model, number one.
- (cheering) - Congratulations.
Yeah.
I was impressed.
I was very impressed.
LL: That was amazing.
- Oh, man! Thank you.
- All right, Ashley, you can head over to the VIP.
You look amazing.
Which way does the audience swing? The beautiful Ashley Graham or the hilarious Jermaine Fowler? The belt is up for grabs.
Find out who gets it next.
Lip Sync Battle.
(cheering) Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Both of our contenders gave us an unforgettable night.
Chrissy, let's do it! - Let's do it! - Is the Lip Sync Battle champion Jermaine Fowler? (cheering and applause) Or is the LSB, Lip Sync Battle champion Ashley Graham? (louder cheering and applause) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Ashley Graham! (cheering and applause) - Take it! Take it! - Can I do a catwalk? You want her to catwalk? Give us a little catwalk.
You gotta Hold it, hold it, hold up.
What about the Catwalk it for us, baby.
(cheering) Ashley, you are the new Lip Sync Battle champion, how's that feel? I feel I feel incredible, I I'm speechless.
- I I finally won something.
- (laughs) - Thank you.
Thank you! - (cheering and applause) I gotta tell you, Jermaine Fowler, Superior Donuts star! - (cheering) - Big hit show.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Now what did you think of the night, did you enjoy your experience? I ain't gonna lie, man, um this was amazin'.
I used to work at Quiznos Subs, man, this is crazy, so - (laughs) - It's all This is This is amazin', thank y'all so much.
Thank you! Okay, so a big thanks to Jermaine Fowler and Ashley Graham, our new Battle champion, for bein' down with the LSB crew.
One love from me, LL Cool J, my girl Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L, knock 'em out, L! That don't impress me much So you got the moves but have you got the touch? Now don't get me wrong Yeah, I think you're all right But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much - Impress me - Uh-oh, no You think you're cool but have you got the touch?
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