Lipstick Jungle (2008) s01e01 Episode Script
Pilot
And turning our attention To women at the top of their field, Wall street magazine's list of new york's came out today.
Wendy healy, the president of parador pictures, Is number 12 on the list.
And moving from 25 on last ye's list Is nico reilly, the editor in chief of bonfire magazine.
At the bottom of the list Is fashion designer victory ford, Who barely made the cut After stumbling at last year's fashion week.
Ford, once dubbed by vogue as "the golden child," Hopes to restore her glory tonight As she unveils her latest collection in bryant park.
Wait, honey, i'm here.
Okay.
Great.
Yeah.
Hi, beautiful.
Hi.
Oh.
You look great.
Thank you, you do too.
I had to walk from 50th.
Please make sure this stays tucked under.
I hope she got her present.
I wanted her to get it before.
Do you think she got it before? Relax.
I said before.
She'll get it before.
Oh.
Great.
£¿£¿ And that one, And that one, "Out with the old, in the ew"? I mean, that's just mean.
This business is mean.
I need a cupcake.
Okay, honey, So a few critics didn't like this particular show.
So what? It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Her clothes are her.
Here.
You two should have this Because you still own the world.
All i own is a busted career and 200 pair of shoes.
Sweetheart, look, Why don't you just lay low for a while Until this all blows over, all right? You can use the house in montauk.
The freezer in the garage Is stocked with dove bars and weed.
No, do not listen to wendy.
You can't hide.
A true player responds to disaster As if nothing's happened.
When they smell fear in this town, it's over.
Oh, come on, we all have those dark moments In the middle of the night.
I don't.
She said, not helping the situation.
Well, i don't.
And i find it offensive that women always feel That we have to apologize for our success.
There are no flukes.
There is no luck.
There's just talent and hard work And the ability to bounce back when you're knocked down.
No more, no less.
And i always thought she screwed her way to the top.
Yeah, that's definitely the story as i heard it.
Come on.
Oh, you're pretty when you cry.
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Did you know dreamworks are also planning A galileo project? Hector, where are you? London.
Does he have any idea what time it is? Um, yeah.
I'm just, uh, i'm just checking my notes.
I know that there was talk of possibly putting An older script into development If they can attach the right actor.
They have.
Leonardo dicaprio.
I thought he was ours.
We are still in negotiation, but we are very close.
Look, i am sure that this dreamworks thing is a rumor.
Taylor, you okay? I will call business affairs And i will have him close the deal I stepped in grady's throw up, mommy.
Look.
Ew.
Horrible.
I doubt there's an audiee for two galileos.
I'm not convinced there's an audience for one.
I am sure that if ours get released Is grady really sick? No.
Then why is he barfing on your pillow? There is no need to worry about it, okay? Honestly, we've got leo.
You can't do that.
I'm not worried, wendy.
I hired you for that.
What is going on? Grady ran under the bed so he could die.
He's not gonna die.
Come on.
Who died? Nobody, honey.
Go brush your teeth.
I just did.
Jeez, can't you tell? I need treats.
Oh, i'll get them.
Sweetheart, why don't you go back to bed? It is very early.
Not for hector matrick.
He's in london, honey.
Yeah, and he owns big ben.
He should be able to tell the time.
Can i watch underdog? No, sweetheart, it's too early.
Maddie, go wash up.
Again.
-So are we out of treats? -Over here.
All right, i'm gonna jump in the shower.
Did you finish filling these out? Mm-Hmm.
Everything but the essay.
-There was an essay? -Uh-Huh.
Yeah.
You want your son in the best private school, You better tell them why.
How about two? We're desperate.
I told you that they moved the interview up, right? It's 3:00, not 4:00.
What's wrong? I got a meeting for the restaurant.
Shane, we both have to be there.
I've rescheduled my entire day.
Oh, i see, and since my entire day Consists of only one meeting, And i have really nothing else going in my life That is not what i meant, shane.
All right.
I'll make it work.
Thank you.
Come here.
What are you doing? I'm trying to convince you to go back to bed.
Come on.
We can be quick.
I know you.
You can't.
That used to be a good thing.
And he's determined to make tonight about him.
What's tonight? Remind me.
The bonfire web launch.
And you can bet mike harness is gonna strut around Taking credit for all of my work.
Where are my glasses? -They're by the sink.
-They're not.
You know what kills me is every other magazine Of hector's is tanking and i've turned this one around.
And mike acts as if he's got the midas touch.
Hector knows your value to that magazine.
Everyone does.
I hate it when you call it that magazine As if it were an infectious disease.
Sorry.
Just think your talents are being wasted.
Rather see you, uh, Brokering peace in the middle east Or finding a cure for gingivitis.
Why don't you come with me tonight? I can't.
Still have a syllabus to pull together.
Please.
Nicki, i'd just end up kicking myself all night long For playing hooky and ruining your good time.
Well, what if i stayed here too? I mean, we could order in And lie on the sofa And discuss, i don't know The trojan war.
Oh, come on.
It could be fun.
It's just gonna be another boring, tedious party.
You come on, nicki.
I know you.
You'll be kicking yourself and me All night long if you don't go to that big, Tedious, boring party.
-Okay? -No.
Hello.
Nico.
Hey, vic.
You'll be happy to know that i'm taking your advice -And i am not hiding.
-Good.
I am facing my public And i really feel so much better.
I mean, really, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
I'm the same victory that i always was.
And no reviews can change that.
Hi.
Good morning.
Parador pictures, please hold.
Good morning.
Parador pictures.
-Where were you? -I know, josh, i'm sorry.
I had to take my kids to school at the last minute.
Well, you're late.
You have dailies on falling for phoebe ten minutes ago.
Oh.
Please tell me today's are going to be better.
Okay, look.
Tell selden to meet me in the screening room.
I need to know If leonardo dicaprio's deal is closed.
Thank you.
Oh, and everybody, Put down your sudoku puzzles.
Call all your assistant friends And find out if dreamworks has a galileo project.
What kind of a muffin is this? Looks kind of weird.
Mm.
Never mind.
It's good.
Good morning, rebecca.
Morning.
Get me hector matrick.
I promised him i'd brief him On the details of tonight's event.
Oh, i think mike harness already did that.
What? He doesn't know anything about the web launch.
His assistant came last night and picked up your notes.
She acted like you knew.
I am so sorry, nico.
Get me mike harness.
Now.
Absolutely.
I'm not worried.
Don't forget.
We have 325 stores in asia.
What? Mrs.
Ikito called from japan.
She hated it.
Wants a meeting with you next week in tokyo to discuss The future.
Joe bennett is on line one.
The bazillionaire? I know who he is.
Why is he calling me? Victory ford.
Yes, this is ellen From joe bennett's office.
Mr.
Bennett would like you to meet him For dinner tonight at boule.
Uhand what is this in reference to? Oh, he, uh, Finds you very attractive.
And according to google, you are single.
I'm sorry.
Are you asking me out on a date? Yes, i am.
Uh, he is.
Well, tell mr.
Bennett thank you very much, But i do not go out-- It's just that he was in the audience Of your show the other night, And he absolutely loved it.
Oh, really? Leonardo's deal.
Is it closed? Not yet.
The, uh, the agent is holding out For final cut.
It's a chicken game.
Well, you better lock this thing up today.
Dreamworks may be on our heels with their own galileo movie And i told hector matrick we have him.
I am not giving him final cut.
I know.
But i have nurtured this thing for five long years.
I brought it in.
I convinced them to do it.
If dreamworks makes a schmuck out of me, It's my ass on the line.
Did he just cringe after he kissed her? Oh, my god.
What is this director doing? So bonfire, The best in covering celebrities, Politics, and culture, Will now set the standard in every media platform.
On behalf of the entire matrick-Gurner family, I would like to thank everyone who's made This moment possible.
Enjoy.
Listen, i, uh, heard you threw a little fit About me briefing hector.
He and i were playing golf this morning, And it just seemed easier for me to do it.
That's all.
Oh, thanks for clearing that up.
Oh, i have something to clear up with you.
You know, when a woman expresses her concern That an important business matter be dealt with correctly, She's not throwing a fit.
She's just doing her job.
Enjoy the party.
Hello.
Uh, miss ford, it's ellen From joe bennett's office.
The car's downstairs waiting for you.
Okay.
Uh, tell mr.
Bennett that i will be right down.
Oh, no.
Not mr.
Bennett himself--The car.
He's not actually in the car.
He sends the car and the car will deliver you to him.
Okay.
I'll take a beer.
Whatever's cold.
How about you? Can i buy you a drink? Me? Oh, no thank you.
I'm good.
You sure? They're free, you know.
Best thing about these events in my opinion.
You think they're gonna be a big deal, And then you get in and it's just a bunch Of overdressed people giving boring speeches About things that no one really cares about.
Yeah, i hear you.
I'm kirby atwood.
Nico reilly.
I gave the boring speech.
I am so sorry.
Look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink.
Okay.
Take 18.
We fell in the fall.
Just like the fortune cookie predicted.
We did, didn't we? Okay, that.
That right there.
Why is he doing that? It's the end of the movie.
They're finally in love.
Help me understand, bruno.
Why is he looking at the guy with the dog? Um, i'm glad you noticed that.
That was subtle, but i like what we did there.
The guy with the dog Is the life he'll never have.
See, in my subtext, billy's gay.
What? It gives the piece an interesting layer.
Don't you think? I mean, who needs another frothy, romantic comedy, right? Actually, bruno I do.
Look.
It was a bold experiment Putting you on a lighter film like this.
I just don't think it's a good fit.
We're not happy.
And i don't think you're happy.
What's happening here? Yeah, we're going out right now.
Sure, she's pretty.
She's gorgeous.
Prettier than her pictures.
Oh, have you got my bubbles? I'm not drinking restaurant champagne.
Well, you want to go ahead and open that, please? I'm just gonna be a minute, okay? No.
Well, i don't know that.
Well, that's not-- That doesn't fall on our shoulders, does it? * you keep calling me * * back to your heart * * let me hear you say * * i'm so glad you found me * * oh, wrap your world around me * God, i can't stop looking at you.
Is it--Is that--Is it bad of me to say that? No.
Sorry.
Look, um, i'm sorry.
I just say things when i think 'em.
I don't really have a, uh What do you Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Clearly, i'm not much of a words person.
And you are amazing, though.
Really.
I'm I'm sorry if i've just been staring at you all night.
Butit's, uh, It's just been hard, you know Not to.
Would you, um, 'scuse--'Scuse me? Yeah.
Whew.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
Do you know how old i am? I don't care.
Are you looking for a job? No.
Mm.
Mm.
I just-- I don't understand what-- Shh.
You're sexy.
Stop talking.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm married.
I don't do this.
Oh, my god.
Oh, hey, no worries.
It's cool.
Give me a call if you change your mind.
I will.
Thank you.
I'll do that.
Let me, uh, give you my number.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I'm really glad we're doing this.
Do you really think it's necessary To have your assistant carry your champagne Out to your car? Why would she mind? She's the best paid secretary in new york.
She loves me.
Only because she has to.
And why do you make her Arrange your dates for her? Why can't you call a woman yourself? Clearly, you know how to use the phone.
Because, victory, My time is worth about $5,000 a minute.
I'm not saying that you're not worth it.
But if i'd called you myself and you turned me down, That would've cost me about $20,000.
Surely you can afford that.
Yeah, well, it's not what i can afford, It's what i choose to afford.
See, i don't have to do anything That i don't want to do.
And so, you know, if i choose to be with you, It's because i want to be.
Hey, nicki? Do we have anything, uh, next sunday? I'm, uh, i-I have to check.
Why? Well, the head of the history department At amherst asked me to sit on some panel.
I guess ted sent an advance copy of the book.
I didn't ask him about all the promotion, you know.
Anyway You up for it? I was wondering maybe, You know, do an overnight.
Stay at the little hotel you love.
Hmm? Sure.
Good.
Oh.
I look like hell.
Goin' to bed.
Good night, hon.
Night.
You know You may not be as much of an ass As i thought you were.
Well, you know what they say All men are asses and all women are crazy.
So do you think i'm crazy? Hmm.
I'm not sure yet.
But it's the moments Before you know the truth about someone That really are the most exciting, aren't they? To the moments before.
Leonardo's deal is still not closed? Josh! Get sel.
And what is this? Why do i keep getting production reports On falling for phoebe? I thought they were shut down.
Yeah, they're still shooting.
I thought that was a little odd too.
Didn't you fire the director? Yes, i did, josh.
Damn it.
All right, forget sel.
Get bruno carr right now And let's see what the hell's going on down there.
You have muffin on your breast.
Sorry i'm late.
Late for what? Well, i assume we're having a meeting.
No.
We're having lunch.
Oh, well, i just didn't want to be out of the loop.
Were you thinking Of something in particular? Yeah, the agenda for zurich.
Nico, that was only discussed Because you weren't available.
Well, because you didn't let me know.
I would've been available-- Mike, why don't you swing by your office And bring up the documents in question.
Of course.
Thank you.
Sit down, nico.
You're scary when you hover.
So what's going on between you two? Look, maybe i'm jumping to conclusions.
It just seems like you're grooming mike To become creative director.
And you see that as a mistake.
Hector, I think you need someone with a vision.
Bonfire is a publication That's made a profit in the last two quarters.
If your other magazines-- I don't see you in that position.
Why not? Well, number one, You're doing a fine job where you are.
And number two? Honestly, you're a woman of a certain age Who's approaching a critical juncture in her life.
Your decision to start a family is-- Whoa, whoa, stop.
Who said that i wanted to start a family? You did.
To my wife.
You both attended a function a few weeks back, And evidently, you became quite misty.
That was a baby shower.
I wasn't misty.
I mean, what was i supposed to say? "Who needs a rattle when you can just throw your kid A chicken bone?" I know this is a sensitive subject.
Well, not for the reasons that you might think.
And might i point out That mike has two kids.
There's no comparison.
It's chalk and cheese.
Look, the last woman i promoted to a top post Went off, had a child, And lost her drive-- Lost her focus.
Men and woman are hardwired differently.
Of course You could prove me wrong.
I thought i already had.
I didn't just get to this position by accident.
Let's wait and see the figures For the next quarter, shall we? Another place setting.
Oh, uh, don't bother.
I just remembered i have another lunch.
And a lot of work.
Bon appetit.
He knows i deserve this job.
And to read into some stupid remark I don't even remember making! But you have Said you wanted a family.
Whose side are you on? Well, it's not a crime.
It's a legitimate desire.
These leather? He fired that shot hoping I would get all flustered and emotional.
And then he'd have support for his sexist argument.
Try these.
It's a lose-Lose situation in the corporate world.
If you want to start a family, Then you're distracted.
And if you don't, then there's something wrong with you.
You're unnatural.
You hate men.
You're hiding testicles under your skirt! Okay, volume.
Sorry.
Well, do we know who she is? Who? The female exec who let him down When she became a mommy? Oh, come on, honey.
It's not you.
You are the best thing that happened to that studio.
But you can't wear green.
You look like shrek.
Put it back.
Why--Hey, hey.
Why would you even go there? You know that you are hector's favorite child.
Yeah, maybe yesterday.
Today i'm stalking leo dicaprio And i've got a director who won't let me fire him.
Freeze.
This is a color that you can wear.
I don't wear pink.
It's rhubarb.
Well, then it belongs in a pie, Which sounds very good right now.
Come on.
Can we please go before they give our table away? What do you mean he won't let you fire him? I called him in.
I said it wasn't working.
We hugged.
I thought-- Hugged? What do you mean you hugged? There's no hugging in firing.
I have fired and hugged before without a problem.
I'm a hugger.
When? You are his boss, not his mother.
I don't think you have to be cold and nasty To prove you're in charge.
Oh, so now i'm cold and nasty.
Oh, look, this takes away cold and nasty.
Come smell.
All i am saying Is that we have different styles, Nic, that's all.
Would a male studio exec hug him? Thank you.
Oh, don't put that on me.
I'll try it.
Bold and decisive doesn't always work, okay? I picked up the check last night And joe bennett almost had a stroke.
From what you said about the date, That would've been the highlight.
Not all bad.
Behind the bluster, I saw a nervous little boy with dimples.
I love dimples.
So rent a dennis quaid movie.
You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil.
You're gonna sleep with him.
Oh, don't give me that you're a whore look.
Some of us aren't married to shane the love machine.
Let me see that.
Mm.
Would charles like this? What is charles into anyway? Books.
Writing them, reading them, and discussing them.
Nico How long has it been? Awhile.
I don't know.
I haven't kept track.
Oh, sorry.
Hector.
Galileo's going into production at dreamworks tomorrow.
What? That's not possible.
They're flying dicaprio out today on the company jet.
I'm confused.
I thought our deal was closed.
I'm on it.
I gotta go.
Leo is boarding somebody else's plane.
Oh, and buy her that massage oil.
She needs it more than you do.
Hello? Kirby, it's nico.
Nico reilly from the other night.
I'm glad that you're here.
Oh! Sorry about the bike.
That's all right.
It's my roommate's.
So this is it.
Uh, i kinda want to get my own place.
But i like living downtown, you know.
And it's oh.
Also a really good place for the price.
Yeah, yeah.
It's, um, it's got good bones.
You look great, by the way.
Oh, thanks.
Would you like some wine or anything? Umi, uh I-I shouldn't.
I had champagne at lunch And i'm gonna have to get back to work.
I-I know you're super busy.
Butyou've gotta relax, you know.
Yeah.
It's Not good to always be goin' Okay, maybe i will have that wine.
Okay.
Okay.
It took 'em two years to get their liquor license.
Well, there's gotta be ways around that.
I ran some figures.
Shall we? Wendy.
Uh, she's not joining us.
I'm sorry, why would wendy have to be here? Oh, well, She doesn't.
We just figured Well, it makes sense.
Get her involved early on.
I mean, if she's the primary investor.
And let's face it, she's got the rolodex.
Wouldn't hurt to have some celebrities hanging out.
This is my project, guys.
My wife's not involved.
So let's go see the place.
Mm.
This is good.
Yeah, it is, huh? Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
You have a cd tower.
I mean, a whole tower just for cds.
You know, i was wondering who would invent-- Nic.
Are you okay? Yeah.
We don't have to do this, you know.
No, i am.
I want to.
It's just i'm a little Your first time.
What? Cheating on your husband.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure you've got your reasons.
Right? And in case you're wondering You have an absolutely amazing body.
Oh, my god! I need a crew there tonight.
I'm not sure when we're shooting yet.
I'm trying to locate leonardo dicaprio.
Phil, you're being greedy.
We made a very generous offer.
No, we didn't give it to jude law.
We're not giving it to him.
Phil.
Phil, you're killing me.
This is a non-Story.
Leo's not going anywhere.
Just give me one hour.
Because it's about precedent, phil.
It's not happening.
Why wasn't this deal done? Your problem is you've got to-- I've got him! I've got leonardo dicaprio on the line.
Leo, hi.
It's wen.
Listen, We're pulling the offer.
If you really think That the dreamworks script is better, I'm not gonna stand in your way.
And russell crowe's schedule Just opened up, so we'll be fine.
Let's work together again really soon, okay, sweetie? And best of luck with it.
Wait.
He'll call.
Do we have russell crowe? No.
Uh, wendy healy's office.
Leonardo dicaprio is on one.
Leo? Hi.
You've made the right decision.
Yes, come on in.
Miss ford? Hi.
£¿£¿ * i am in love with you * * i am in love with you, baby * * i am in love with you * Oh.
Hi.
Hello.
Mrs.
Healy, we have to start.
The headmaster's on a tight schedule.
I understand.
My husband's on his way.
He'll have to join you in progress.
Do you have all your paperwork? I do, yes.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
This might be him.
£¿£¿ Thank you.
Right this way.
Sorry.
Hey, is it over already? Is it over? Oh.
That was fast.
I thought-- Yeah, it took half the time 'Cause only half of taylor's parents showed.
What happened? Shane? There was a little details to iron out.
The, uh, liquor license-- Yeah, well, we have had this de On our calendar for months.
There are hundreds of kids competing for a dozen slots.
Uh, yeah, but i don't think my not being there Will ruin his chances.
What does that mean? What does that mean? Well, let's face it, wendy, I'm not really the parent they need to meet, am i? You're his father.
Yeah.
But i'm not the one who'll be donating The spielberg baseball cap to the halloween fundraiser.
Oh.
So that's what's happening.
You're punishiur son Because you're not the one writing the tuition checks.
No, i'm not punishing anybody.
I'll be the one picking him up And dropping him off from school every day.
I'll be the one taking requests For advance copies of happy feet 2.
We're not having this conversation here.
Why? It is no less truthful if it happens in our kiten.
What do you want, shane? You want me to apologize for who i am? For being able to give my family some of the perks That come from workin' my ass off To get to this place? It's not like you haven't had opportunities.
What opportunities? Every dream i've had has been put on hold.
My ambitions, they have to be squeezed Into an hour of your schedule.
All right, that's crap.
That is not crap! Your opportunities disappear Because the minute something becomes real, you back off.
You don't want to take a chance at failing.
It has nothing to do with my schedule.
Oh, is that my problem? Is that my problem? Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Please, don't treat me like one of the kids, all right? All right, well, then stop acting like one of them.
Okay.
Works better for you when i act like one of your assistants, Doesn't it? Mrs.
Ikito, i was trying something new.
See, eventually, i want to move into couture-- Why? There's no money in couture.
Everybody knows that.
There is money In the old victory ford.
This is mr.
Morimoto.
He's an extremely talented designer.
I love your clothes.
It would be a great honor to work with you.
Work with me? His specialty is making copies.
He will draw new designs To look like the old victory ford.
No.
My fall line Was the best that i've ever designed.
Maybe people didn't like it as much, But they will like the next one That i, victory ford, design.
I believe these are yours.
Hey.
There's dinner in the fridge.
Have you eaten? I, uh, hate That i said those things to you.
Me too.
I was just so frustrated.
No, please.
Let me--Let me--Let me finish.
Please.
I've been walking around for hours Tryin' to figure this thing out.
So just give me-- Just Okay, here's the thing.
When i'm here with you, It's just us and the kids.
I never feel like i'm nothing.
Never.
It's just everything changes when i walk out the door.
It doesn't have to be that way.
But, baby-- Wendy, you can't face this.
And you don't have to give anything up.
And believe me, you have no idea How proud of you i am.
This is my problem, And that's just the way it is.
You're gonna keep rising and rising, And i'm gonna be here-- I'm gonna be looking for spider-Man band-Aids And cleaning up cat puke.
And i've just got to make peace with that.
It just seems to get a bit harder every day.
We'll figure it out.
Come on.
We will.
Yeah, i guess.
What? I want you to know i'm potentially losing $20,000 By calling you myself.
Are you crying? Yes.
Yes, i am crying.
This is how it's been Since the beginning of my career.
I-I cry and then i go back to work.
You'd be surprised how much i-I cry.
You know, most people think that i'm fun and i'm cool And i'm optimistic, But you know what, i'm a crier.
Went well, huh? I'm way too--Too close to my product.
But i just-- I don't know how to be any other way.
And now i don't know how i'm gonna keep My company going.
Oh, god, I just want to be home already.
A man named hichiro, will be there in ten minutes.
Be ready.
??? ???? ???? ???? ???? * but when your name was called * * you found a place to hide * * when you knew that i was always on your side * I hate this, you know.
I hate you sending a jet for me.
I hate that i liked riding in it so much.
I hate your smug attitude Like you're some big hero, because you're not.
You just called your assistant and had her send it for me.
Actually, i called myself.
And, hey,i could've waited for you in the car, But here i am standing out on the tarmac Freezing my ass off.
I don't do that for anybody.
I don't like to be rescued.
I rescue myself.
- Will you relax? Bring the car around, bump.
* some place where all is clear * * easy to start over * * with the ones you hold so dear * * or are you left to wander * * all alone eternally * * no, it isn't how it's really meant to be * What did he say after that? Nothing.
Okay, what did i just miss? If you two are gonna gang up on me For getting on the stupid plane, I already told you, It wasn't one of my proudest moments.
Hey, um, we were talking about shane.
Oh.
What about him? We had a weird night.
They're just--They're going through a rough patch.
But it's gonna be fine, wendy.
It will all blow over.
Okay.
That's what i keep telling myself.
Oh, god.
I know nothing's ever perfect.
But i just thought that my marriage Was the one thing that i didn't have to manage.
I thought it was solid.
I feel like a loser.
Hey, stop it.
Listen to me.
You are not a loser.
You're an extraordinary person.
You are funny, you are scary smart, And intense, and gorgeous, And larger than life.
And you deserve to be loved because of those things, Not in spite of them.
Okay? Don't you make me cry.
If i start, i'll be out here till june.
God, i hope not.
I have no privacy as it is.
Wen.
Things will get better.
And if they don't We'll move to the woods and we'll make moccasins.
I don't know.
I just Thank you.
Drink up.
I had a crap week and you two are the only ones I want to get slobbered with.
Start chuggin'.
I lost my virginity in moccasins.
You remember what shoes you wore? It was the most memorable part.
Oh, honey.
Wendy healy, the president of parador pictures, Is number 12 on the list.
And moving from 25 on last ye's list Is nico reilly, the editor in chief of bonfire magazine.
At the bottom of the list Is fashion designer victory ford, Who barely made the cut After stumbling at last year's fashion week.
Ford, once dubbed by vogue as "the golden child," Hopes to restore her glory tonight As she unveils her latest collection in bryant park.
Wait, honey, i'm here.
Okay.
Great.
Yeah.
Hi, beautiful.
Hi.
Oh.
You look great.
Thank you, you do too.
I had to walk from 50th.
Please make sure this stays tucked under.
I hope she got her present.
I wanted her to get it before.
Do you think she got it before? Relax.
I said before.
She'll get it before.
Oh.
Great.
£¿£¿ And that one, And that one, "Out with the old, in the ew"? I mean, that's just mean.
This business is mean.
I need a cupcake.
Okay, honey, So a few critics didn't like this particular show.
So what? It's the clothes they're rejecting, not you.
Her clothes are her.
Here.
You two should have this Because you still own the world.
All i own is a busted career and 200 pair of shoes.
Sweetheart, look, Why don't you just lay low for a while Until this all blows over, all right? You can use the house in montauk.
The freezer in the garage Is stocked with dove bars and weed.
No, do not listen to wendy.
You can't hide.
A true player responds to disaster As if nothing's happened.
When they smell fear in this town, it's over.
Oh, come on, we all have those dark moments In the middle of the night.
I don't.
She said, not helping the situation.
Well, i don't.
And i find it offensive that women always feel That we have to apologize for our success.
There are no flukes.
There is no luck.
There's just talent and hard work And the ability to bounce back when you're knocked down.
No more, no less.
And i always thought she screwed her way to the top.
Yeah, that's definitely the story as i heard it.
Come on.
Oh, you're pretty when you cry.
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Did you know dreamworks are also planning A galileo project? Hector, where are you? London.
Does he have any idea what time it is? Um, yeah.
I'm just, uh, i'm just checking my notes.
I know that there was talk of possibly putting An older script into development If they can attach the right actor.
They have.
Leonardo dicaprio.
I thought he was ours.
We are still in negotiation, but we are very close.
Look, i am sure that this dreamworks thing is a rumor.
Taylor, you okay? I will call business affairs And i will have him close the deal I stepped in grady's throw up, mommy.
Look.
Ew.
Horrible.
I doubt there's an audiee for two galileos.
I'm not convinced there's an audience for one.
I am sure that if ours get released Is grady really sick? No.
Then why is he barfing on your pillow? There is no need to worry about it, okay? Honestly, we've got leo.
You can't do that.
I'm not worried, wendy.
I hired you for that.
What is going on? Grady ran under the bed so he could die.
He's not gonna die.
Come on.
Who died? Nobody, honey.
Go brush your teeth.
I just did.
Jeez, can't you tell? I need treats.
Oh, i'll get them.
Sweetheart, why don't you go back to bed? It is very early.
Not for hector matrick.
He's in london, honey.
Yeah, and he owns big ben.
He should be able to tell the time.
Can i watch underdog? No, sweetheart, it's too early.
Maddie, go wash up.
Again.
-So are we out of treats? -Over here.
All right, i'm gonna jump in the shower.
Did you finish filling these out? Mm-Hmm.
Everything but the essay.
-There was an essay? -Uh-Huh.
Yeah.
You want your son in the best private school, You better tell them why.
How about two? We're desperate.
I told you that they moved the interview up, right? It's 3:00, not 4:00.
What's wrong? I got a meeting for the restaurant.
Shane, we both have to be there.
I've rescheduled my entire day.
Oh, i see, and since my entire day Consists of only one meeting, And i have really nothing else going in my life That is not what i meant, shane.
All right.
I'll make it work.
Thank you.
Come here.
What are you doing? I'm trying to convince you to go back to bed.
Come on.
We can be quick.
I know you.
You can't.
That used to be a good thing.
And he's determined to make tonight about him.
What's tonight? Remind me.
The bonfire web launch.
And you can bet mike harness is gonna strut around Taking credit for all of my work.
Where are my glasses? -They're by the sink.
-They're not.
You know what kills me is every other magazine Of hector's is tanking and i've turned this one around.
And mike acts as if he's got the midas touch.
Hector knows your value to that magazine.
Everyone does.
I hate it when you call it that magazine As if it were an infectious disease.
Sorry.
Just think your talents are being wasted.
Rather see you, uh, Brokering peace in the middle east Or finding a cure for gingivitis.
Why don't you come with me tonight? I can't.
Still have a syllabus to pull together.
Please.
Nicki, i'd just end up kicking myself all night long For playing hooky and ruining your good time.
Well, what if i stayed here too? I mean, we could order in And lie on the sofa And discuss, i don't know The trojan war.
Oh, come on.
It could be fun.
It's just gonna be another boring, tedious party.
You come on, nicki.
I know you.
You'll be kicking yourself and me All night long if you don't go to that big, Tedious, boring party.
-Okay? -No.
Hello.
Nico.
Hey, vic.
You'll be happy to know that i'm taking your advice -And i am not hiding.
-Good.
I am facing my public And i really feel so much better.
I mean, really, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
I'm the same victory that i always was.
And no reviews can change that.
Hi.
Good morning.
Parador pictures, please hold.
Good morning.
Parador pictures.
-Where were you? -I know, josh, i'm sorry.
I had to take my kids to school at the last minute.
Well, you're late.
You have dailies on falling for phoebe ten minutes ago.
Oh.
Please tell me today's are going to be better.
Okay, look.
Tell selden to meet me in the screening room.
I need to know If leonardo dicaprio's deal is closed.
Thank you.
Oh, and everybody, Put down your sudoku puzzles.
Call all your assistant friends And find out if dreamworks has a galileo project.
What kind of a muffin is this? Looks kind of weird.
Mm.
Never mind.
It's good.
Good morning, rebecca.
Morning.
Get me hector matrick.
I promised him i'd brief him On the details of tonight's event.
Oh, i think mike harness already did that.
What? He doesn't know anything about the web launch.
His assistant came last night and picked up your notes.
She acted like you knew.
I am so sorry, nico.
Get me mike harness.
Now.
Absolutely.
I'm not worried.
Don't forget.
We have 325 stores in asia.
What? Mrs.
Ikito called from japan.
She hated it.
Wants a meeting with you next week in tokyo to discuss The future.
Joe bennett is on line one.
The bazillionaire? I know who he is.
Why is he calling me? Victory ford.
Yes, this is ellen From joe bennett's office.
Mr.
Bennett would like you to meet him For dinner tonight at boule.
Uhand what is this in reference to? Oh, he, uh, Finds you very attractive.
And according to google, you are single.
I'm sorry.
Are you asking me out on a date? Yes, i am.
Uh, he is.
Well, tell mr.
Bennett thank you very much, But i do not go out-- It's just that he was in the audience Of your show the other night, And he absolutely loved it.
Oh, really? Leonardo's deal.
Is it closed? Not yet.
The, uh, the agent is holding out For final cut.
It's a chicken game.
Well, you better lock this thing up today.
Dreamworks may be on our heels with their own galileo movie And i told hector matrick we have him.
I am not giving him final cut.
I know.
But i have nurtured this thing for five long years.
I brought it in.
I convinced them to do it.
If dreamworks makes a schmuck out of me, It's my ass on the line.
Did he just cringe after he kissed her? Oh, my god.
What is this director doing? So bonfire, The best in covering celebrities, Politics, and culture, Will now set the standard in every media platform.
On behalf of the entire matrick-Gurner family, I would like to thank everyone who's made This moment possible.
Enjoy.
Listen, i, uh, heard you threw a little fit About me briefing hector.
He and i were playing golf this morning, And it just seemed easier for me to do it.
That's all.
Oh, thanks for clearing that up.
Oh, i have something to clear up with you.
You know, when a woman expresses her concern That an important business matter be dealt with correctly, She's not throwing a fit.
She's just doing her job.
Enjoy the party.
Hello.
Uh, miss ford, it's ellen From joe bennett's office.
The car's downstairs waiting for you.
Okay.
Uh, tell mr.
Bennett that i will be right down.
Oh, no.
Not mr.
Bennett himself--The car.
He's not actually in the car.
He sends the car and the car will deliver you to him.
Okay.
I'll take a beer.
Whatever's cold.
How about you? Can i buy you a drink? Me? Oh, no thank you.
I'm good.
You sure? They're free, you know.
Best thing about these events in my opinion.
You think they're gonna be a big deal, And then you get in and it's just a bunch Of overdressed people giving boring speeches About things that no one really cares about.
Yeah, i hear you.
I'm kirby atwood.
Nico reilly.
I gave the boring speech.
I am so sorry.
Look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink.
Okay.
Take 18.
We fell in the fall.
Just like the fortune cookie predicted.
We did, didn't we? Okay, that.
That right there.
Why is he doing that? It's the end of the movie.
They're finally in love.
Help me understand, bruno.
Why is he looking at the guy with the dog? Um, i'm glad you noticed that.
That was subtle, but i like what we did there.
The guy with the dog Is the life he'll never have.
See, in my subtext, billy's gay.
What? It gives the piece an interesting layer.
Don't you think? I mean, who needs another frothy, romantic comedy, right? Actually, bruno I do.
Look.
It was a bold experiment Putting you on a lighter film like this.
I just don't think it's a good fit.
We're not happy.
And i don't think you're happy.
What's happening here? Yeah, we're going out right now.
Sure, she's pretty.
She's gorgeous.
Prettier than her pictures.
Oh, have you got my bubbles? I'm not drinking restaurant champagne.
Well, you want to go ahead and open that, please? I'm just gonna be a minute, okay? No.
Well, i don't know that.
Well, that's not-- That doesn't fall on our shoulders, does it? * you keep calling me * * back to your heart * * let me hear you say * * i'm so glad you found me * * oh, wrap your world around me * God, i can't stop looking at you.
Is it--Is that--Is it bad of me to say that? No.
Sorry.
Look, um, i'm sorry.
I just say things when i think 'em.
I don't really have a, uh What do you Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Clearly, i'm not much of a words person.
And you are amazing, though.
Really.
I'm I'm sorry if i've just been staring at you all night.
Butit's, uh, It's just been hard, you know Not to.
Would you, um, 'scuse--'Scuse me? Yeah.
Whew.
Okay.
Wait, wait.
Do you know how old i am? I don't care.
Are you looking for a job? No.
Mm.
Mm.
I just-- I don't understand what-- Shh.
You're sexy.
Stop talking.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm married.
I don't do this.
Oh, my god.
Oh, hey, no worries.
It's cool.
Give me a call if you change your mind.
I will.
Thank you.
I'll do that.
Let me, uh, give you my number.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I'm really glad we're doing this.
Do you really think it's necessary To have your assistant carry your champagne Out to your car? Why would she mind? She's the best paid secretary in new york.
She loves me.
Only because she has to.
And why do you make her Arrange your dates for her? Why can't you call a woman yourself? Clearly, you know how to use the phone.
Because, victory, My time is worth about $5,000 a minute.
I'm not saying that you're not worth it.
But if i'd called you myself and you turned me down, That would've cost me about $20,000.
Surely you can afford that.
Yeah, well, it's not what i can afford, It's what i choose to afford.
See, i don't have to do anything That i don't want to do.
And so, you know, if i choose to be with you, It's because i want to be.
Hey, nicki? Do we have anything, uh, next sunday? I'm, uh, i-I have to check.
Why? Well, the head of the history department At amherst asked me to sit on some panel.
I guess ted sent an advance copy of the book.
I didn't ask him about all the promotion, you know.
Anyway You up for it? I was wondering maybe, You know, do an overnight.
Stay at the little hotel you love.
Hmm? Sure.
Good.
Oh.
I look like hell.
Goin' to bed.
Good night, hon.
Night.
You know You may not be as much of an ass As i thought you were.
Well, you know what they say All men are asses and all women are crazy.
So do you think i'm crazy? Hmm.
I'm not sure yet.
But it's the moments Before you know the truth about someone That really are the most exciting, aren't they? To the moments before.
Leonardo's deal is still not closed? Josh! Get sel.
And what is this? Why do i keep getting production reports On falling for phoebe? I thought they were shut down.
Yeah, they're still shooting.
I thought that was a little odd too.
Didn't you fire the director? Yes, i did, josh.
Damn it.
All right, forget sel.
Get bruno carr right now And let's see what the hell's going on down there.
You have muffin on your breast.
Sorry i'm late.
Late for what? Well, i assume we're having a meeting.
No.
We're having lunch.
Oh, well, i just didn't want to be out of the loop.
Were you thinking Of something in particular? Yeah, the agenda for zurich.
Nico, that was only discussed Because you weren't available.
Well, because you didn't let me know.
I would've been available-- Mike, why don't you swing by your office And bring up the documents in question.
Of course.
Thank you.
Sit down, nico.
You're scary when you hover.
So what's going on between you two? Look, maybe i'm jumping to conclusions.
It just seems like you're grooming mike To become creative director.
And you see that as a mistake.
Hector, I think you need someone with a vision.
Bonfire is a publication That's made a profit in the last two quarters.
If your other magazines-- I don't see you in that position.
Why not? Well, number one, You're doing a fine job where you are.
And number two? Honestly, you're a woman of a certain age Who's approaching a critical juncture in her life.
Your decision to start a family is-- Whoa, whoa, stop.
Who said that i wanted to start a family? You did.
To my wife.
You both attended a function a few weeks back, And evidently, you became quite misty.
That was a baby shower.
I wasn't misty.
I mean, what was i supposed to say? "Who needs a rattle when you can just throw your kid A chicken bone?" I know this is a sensitive subject.
Well, not for the reasons that you might think.
And might i point out That mike has two kids.
There's no comparison.
It's chalk and cheese.
Look, the last woman i promoted to a top post Went off, had a child, And lost her drive-- Lost her focus.
Men and woman are hardwired differently.
Of course You could prove me wrong.
I thought i already had.
I didn't just get to this position by accident.
Let's wait and see the figures For the next quarter, shall we? Another place setting.
Oh, uh, don't bother.
I just remembered i have another lunch.
And a lot of work.
Bon appetit.
He knows i deserve this job.
And to read into some stupid remark I don't even remember making! But you have Said you wanted a family.
Whose side are you on? Well, it's not a crime.
It's a legitimate desire.
These leather? He fired that shot hoping I would get all flustered and emotional.
And then he'd have support for his sexist argument.
Try these.
It's a lose-Lose situation in the corporate world.
If you want to start a family, Then you're distracted.
And if you don't, then there's something wrong with you.
You're unnatural.
You hate men.
You're hiding testicles under your skirt! Okay, volume.
Sorry.
Well, do we know who she is? Who? The female exec who let him down When she became a mommy? Oh, come on, honey.
It's not you.
You are the best thing that happened to that studio.
But you can't wear green.
You look like shrek.
Put it back.
Why--Hey, hey.
Why would you even go there? You know that you are hector's favorite child.
Yeah, maybe yesterday.
Today i'm stalking leo dicaprio And i've got a director who won't let me fire him.
Freeze.
This is a color that you can wear.
I don't wear pink.
It's rhubarb.
Well, then it belongs in a pie, Which sounds very good right now.
Come on.
Can we please go before they give our table away? What do you mean he won't let you fire him? I called him in.
I said it wasn't working.
We hugged.
I thought-- Hugged? What do you mean you hugged? There's no hugging in firing.
I have fired and hugged before without a problem.
I'm a hugger.
When? You are his boss, not his mother.
I don't think you have to be cold and nasty To prove you're in charge.
Oh, so now i'm cold and nasty.
Oh, look, this takes away cold and nasty.
Come smell.
All i am saying Is that we have different styles, Nic, that's all.
Would a male studio exec hug him? Thank you.
Oh, don't put that on me.
I'll try it.
Bold and decisive doesn't always work, okay? I picked up the check last night And joe bennett almost had a stroke.
From what you said about the date, That would've been the highlight.
Not all bad.
Behind the bluster, I saw a nervous little boy with dimples.
I love dimples.
So rent a dennis quaid movie.
You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil.
You're gonna sleep with him.
Oh, don't give me that you're a whore look.
Some of us aren't married to shane the love machine.
Let me see that.
Mm.
Would charles like this? What is charles into anyway? Books.
Writing them, reading them, and discussing them.
Nico How long has it been? Awhile.
I don't know.
I haven't kept track.
Oh, sorry.
Hector.
Galileo's going into production at dreamworks tomorrow.
What? That's not possible.
They're flying dicaprio out today on the company jet.
I'm confused.
I thought our deal was closed.
I'm on it.
I gotta go.
Leo is boarding somebody else's plane.
Oh, and buy her that massage oil.
She needs it more than you do.
Hello? Kirby, it's nico.
Nico reilly from the other night.
I'm glad that you're here.
Oh! Sorry about the bike.
That's all right.
It's my roommate's.
So this is it.
Uh, i kinda want to get my own place.
But i like living downtown, you know.
And it's oh.
Also a really good place for the price.
Yeah, yeah.
It's, um, it's got good bones.
You look great, by the way.
Oh, thanks.
Would you like some wine or anything? Umi, uh I-I shouldn't.
I had champagne at lunch And i'm gonna have to get back to work.
I-I know you're super busy.
Butyou've gotta relax, you know.
Yeah.
It's Not good to always be goin' Okay, maybe i will have that wine.
Okay.
Okay.
It took 'em two years to get their liquor license.
Well, there's gotta be ways around that.
I ran some figures.
Shall we? Wendy.
Uh, she's not joining us.
I'm sorry, why would wendy have to be here? Oh, well, She doesn't.
We just figured Well, it makes sense.
Get her involved early on.
I mean, if she's the primary investor.
And let's face it, she's got the rolodex.
Wouldn't hurt to have some celebrities hanging out.
This is my project, guys.
My wife's not involved.
So let's go see the place.
Mm.
This is good.
Yeah, it is, huh? Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
You have a cd tower.
I mean, a whole tower just for cds.
You know, i was wondering who would invent-- Nic.
Are you okay? Yeah.
We don't have to do this, you know.
No, i am.
I want to.
It's just i'm a little Your first time.
What? Cheating on your husband.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sure you've got your reasons.
Right? And in case you're wondering You have an absolutely amazing body.
Oh, my god! I need a crew there tonight.
I'm not sure when we're shooting yet.
I'm trying to locate leonardo dicaprio.
Phil, you're being greedy.
We made a very generous offer.
No, we didn't give it to jude law.
We're not giving it to him.
Phil.
Phil, you're killing me.
This is a non-Story.
Leo's not going anywhere.
Just give me one hour.
Because it's about precedent, phil.
It's not happening.
Why wasn't this deal done? Your problem is you've got to-- I've got him! I've got leonardo dicaprio on the line.
Leo, hi.
It's wen.
Listen, We're pulling the offer.
If you really think That the dreamworks script is better, I'm not gonna stand in your way.
And russell crowe's schedule Just opened up, so we'll be fine.
Let's work together again really soon, okay, sweetie? And best of luck with it.
Wait.
He'll call.
Do we have russell crowe? No.
Uh, wendy healy's office.
Leonardo dicaprio is on one.
Leo? Hi.
You've made the right decision.
Yes, come on in.
Miss ford? Hi.
£¿£¿ * i am in love with you * * i am in love with you, baby * * i am in love with you * Oh.
Hi.
Hello.
Mrs.
Healy, we have to start.
The headmaster's on a tight schedule.
I understand.
My husband's on his way.
He'll have to join you in progress.
Do you have all your paperwork? I do, yes.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
This might be him.
£¿£¿ Thank you.
Right this way.
Sorry.
Hey, is it over already? Is it over? Oh.
That was fast.
I thought-- Yeah, it took half the time 'Cause only half of taylor's parents showed.
What happened? Shane? There was a little details to iron out.
The, uh, liquor license-- Yeah, well, we have had this de On our calendar for months.
There are hundreds of kids competing for a dozen slots.
Uh, yeah, but i don't think my not being there Will ruin his chances.
What does that mean? What does that mean? Well, let's face it, wendy, I'm not really the parent they need to meet, am i? You're his father.
Yeah.
But i'm not the one who'll be donating The spielberg baseball cap to the halloween fundraiser.
Oh.
So that's what's happening.
You're punishiur son Because you're not the one writing the tuition checks.
No, i'm not punishing anybody.
I'll be the one picking him up And dropping him off from school every day.
I'll be the one taking requests For advance copies of happy feet 2.
We're not having this conversation here.
Why? It is no less truthful if it happens in our kiten.
What do you want, shane? You want me to apologize for who i am? For being able to give my family some of the perks That come from workin' my ass off To get to this place? It's not like you haven't had opportunities.
What opportunities? Every dream i've had has been put on hold.
My ambitions, they have to be squeezed Into an hour of your schedule.
All right, that's crap.
That is not crap! Your opportunities disappear Because the minute something becomes real, you back off.
You don't want to take a chance at failing.
It has nothing to do with my schedule.
Oh, is that my problem? Is that my problem? Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Please, don't treat me like one of the kids, all right? All right, well, then stop acting like one of them.
Okay.
Works better for you when i act like one of your assistants, Doesn't it? Mrs.
Ikito, i was trying something new.
See, eventually, i want to move into couture-- Why? There's no money in couture.
Everybody knows that.
There is money In the old victory ford.
This is mr.
Morimoto.
He's an extremely talented designer.
I love your clothes.
It would be a great honor to work with you.
Work with me? His specialty is making copies.
He will draw new designs To look like the old victory ford.
No.
My fall line Was the best that i've ever designed.
Maybe people didn't like it as much, But they will like the next one That i, victory ford, design.
I believe these are yours.
Hey.
There's dinner in the fridge.
Have you eaten? I, uh, hate That i said those things to you.
Me too.
I was just so frustrated.
No, please.
Let me--Let me--Let me finish.
Please.
I've been walking around for hours Tryin' to figure this thing out.
So just give me-- Just Okay, here's the thing.
When i'm here with you, It's just us and the kids.
I never feel like i'm nothing.
Never.
It's just everything changes when i walk out the door.
It doesn't have to be that way.
But, baby-- Wendy, you can't face this.
And you don't have to give anything up.
And believe me, you have no idea How proud of you i am.
This is my problem, And that's just the way it is.
You're gonna keep rising and rising, And i'm gonna be here-- I'm gonna be looking for spider-Man band-Aids And cleaning up cat puke.
And i've just got to make peace with that.
It just seems to get a bit harder every day.
We'll figure it out.
Come on.
We will.
Yeah, i guess.
What? I want you to know i'm potentially losing $20,000 By calling you myself.
Are you crying? Yes.
Yes, i am crying.
This is how it's been Since the beginning of my career.
I-I cry and then i go back to work.
You'd be surprised how much i-I cry.
You know, most people think that i'm fun and i'm cool And i'm optimistic, But you know what, i'm a crier.
Went well, huh? I'm way too--Too close to my product.
But i just-- I don't know how to be any other way.
And now i don't know how i'm gonna keep My company going.
Oh, god, I just want to be home already.
A man named hichiro, will be there in ten minutes.
Be ready.
??? ???? ???? ???? ???? * but when your name was called * * you found a place to hide * * when you knew that i was always on your side * I hate this, you know.
I hate you sending a jet for me.
I hate that i liked riding in it so much.
I hate your smug attitude Like you're some big hero, because you're not.
You just called your assistant and had her send it for me.
Actually, i called myself.
And, hey,i could've waited for you in the car, But here i am standing out on the tarmac Freezing my ass off.
I don't do that for anybody.
I don't like to be rescued.
I rescue myself.
- Will you relax? Bring the car around, bump.
* some place where all is clear * * easy to start over * * with the ones you hold so dear * * or are you left to wander * * all alone eternally * * no, it isn't how it's really meant to be * What did he say after that? Nothing.
Okay, what did i just miss? If you two are gonna gang up on me For getting on the stupid plane, I already told you, It wasn't one of my proudest moments.
Hey, um, we were talking about shane.
Oh.
What about him? We had a weird night.
They're just--They're going through a rough patch.
But it's gonna be fine, wendy.
It will all blow over.
Okay.
That's what i keep telling myself.
Oh, god.
I know nothing's ever perfect.
But i just thought that my marriage Was the one thing that i didn't have to manage.
I thought it was solid.
I feel like a loser.
Hey, stop it.
Listen to me.
You are not a loser.
You're an extraordinary person.
You are funny, you are scary smart, And intense, and gorgeous, And larger than life.
And you deserve to be loved because of those things, Not in spite of them.
Okay? Don't you make me cry.
If i start, i'll be out here till june.
God, i hope not.
I have no privacy as it is.
Wen.
Things will get better.
And if they don't We'll move to the woods and we'll make moccasins.
I don't know.
I just Thank you.
Drink up.
I had a crap week and you two are the only ones I want to get slobbered with.
Start chuggin'.
I lost my virginity in moccasins.
You remember what shoes you wore? It was the most memorable part.
Oh, honey.