Lipstick Jungle (2008) s01e04 Episode Script
Chapter Four: Bombay Highway
??Lipstick Jungle I've Aeady Showered.
Can We Order A Bottle Of Wine? I Thought You Wanted It To Be A Fast Lunch.
Oh, I Have Nothing To Rush Back For.
Victory, It's Called A Transition.
Downsizing To A Smaller Office Is A Transition.
Making Dresses In Your Kitchen Is Called Mildred Pierce.
Did We Have A Fight Last Night? And If So, In Which Time Zone? It Wasn't A Fight.
This Is About You Not Wanting To Be A Part Of My World.
God! Hey, Everything Okay? Oh, I Just Thought, Maybe, I Don't Know, If You Wanted To Bring A Different Assistant? No Kirby? What? What'd He Do? Didn't I See You At The Prince William Shoot? I'm Mike.
Kirby Atwood.
Do You Know Him? I'm Not Sure That I Do.
Then Why Is He Claiming You Sexually Harassed Him? Nico? Who Is Kirby Atwood? I'm Not Sure.
He May Have Worked On One Of The Photo S Pots.
Would You Know This Person If He Came Into The Room? There Are So Many People Wandering Around Those Things.
I Could've Said Something.
Or Offended Someone By Accident.
Nico, I Get It.
I Offend 60 People In One Time Zone Before I'm Awake In Another.
People Like Us Are Easy Targets.
Ar If I Need To Do Something- We'll Investigate His Claim.
If Needs Be, We'll Tap Into A Slush Fund We Have Set Aside For This Sort Of Thing.
Hector, I Don't Know What To Say.
Then Don't Say A Word.
I Want You Working, Not Distracted.
You're Too Important To This Organization.
Well, What'd You Think? Wait.
I Know The Sitar Can Be Monotonous.
And We're Definitely Gonna Color Correct The Father's Teeth.
But I Want Your Honest Opinion.
Because I Happen To Really Love It.
I Think Bombay In The '30s Is Incredibly Romantic.
But My Opinion Is Not Important.
Even Though I Think It's Really, Really Great.
So Talk.
I Liked It.
You Did? Why? What Was Your Favorite Part? The Clothes.
The Clothes, That's Itha And The Story And The Characters.
But The Shoes.
Were They Hand Embroidered? Nico? Did Anything Stick With You? Besides Footwear? It's Good, Wendy.
It's Sweeping.
It's Touching.
?? I'm Sleeping With A 25-Year-Old.
What Did You Just Say? I'm Sleeping With A 25-Year-Old.
Was.
What? Your 5:00 Conference Call.
Cancel It.
Can't You See I'm In A Meeting? Go.
What's Going On With Charles? Does He Know? Of Course Not.
And He Never Will.
It's Over.
If You Don't Count The Sexual Harassment Suit.
Okay, Does This Room Have A Mini-Bar? I Don't-I Don't Know How To Explain It.
It Was Impulsive.
It Was Fantastic.
It Was Like It Was Happening To Someone Else.
It Was Like I Was In My Own Movie.
Better Than Anything I've Rented This Month.
Sorry, Go Ahead.
What Was That Like? I Mean, After Being With The Same Person For So Many Years, To Have Someone Else Touch You.
Know Your Flaws.
How Doat Leap Of Faith With A Stranger? How Do You Do That? I Would Need A Bucket Of Booze.
We Could Use Another Bucket Of Booze Right About Now.
How Well Did You Know Him, Before- Well, Not Well At All.
I Mean, Maybe That's Why It Was So Amazing.
I Mean, When I'm With Him It's Like I'm Out Of My Life.
I Thought I Could Handle It.
Until Now.
What Took You So Long To Tell Us About This? We Tell Each Other Everything.
I Tell You Guys About Things That I'm Afraid To Shomy Dermatologist.
You Still Haven't Had That Looked At? Shut-Up, E Subject Is Her.
Are You In Love With This Guy? No.
No! I Didn't Tell You Guys Because I Didn't Want You Looking At Me The Way You're Looking At Me Now.
Well, I Can't Help It.
You And Charles.
My Role Models For The Perfect Marriage.
I'm Sorry I Let You Down.
You Didn't Let Her Down.
You Just- Let Me Down? Not Helping.
Well, I Didn't Cheat On You.
But You Didn't Tell Us.
So You Kinda Did.
I'm A Little Bit Angry Too.
I'm Not Angry,I'm Hurt.
Sound Angry To Me.
Okay, We're All Angry.
You Know What, Why Don't You All Sue Me? Let's Get The Busboy And Make It A Class-Action.
How Did It Go From Amazing To Lawsuit? Did Datadly? I Tried To Fix It And It Just Made A Mess Of The Whole Thing.
I N't Understand Why He Would Wanna Hurt Me Like This.
'Cause He's 25.
He Lives On Ramen And Red Bull.
He's Got Nothing To Lose And Everything To Gain.
It Makes No Sense.
I Mean We Were So Intimate.
No, You Weren't.
You Were Naked.
There's A Difference.
Intimacy Is What You Have With Charles.
Okay, What About You And Charles? What Is Going To Happen With You And Charles? Oh, My God.
Can't We Discuss That Part Tomorrow? That Is A Whole 'Nother Bottle.
But I'm Worried About You Guys.
Aren't You Gonna Tell Him? Why, Just To Relieve My Guilt? I Mean, I'm Not Leaving Him For Kirby.
If I Told Him, That Would Make Charles Feel Terrible About Himself And Worse About Me.
She's Right.
?? So Glad I'm Not You.
Wanna Ir T And Ask Him Why.
Don't Do That.
It'll Make It A Lot Worse.
Let The Company Handle It.
Promise Me, Nico? I Promise.
All Right, Bye.
Bye.
Taxi! Hey, Do You Wanna Take This One? Yeah.
That Way You Guys Can Talk About Me Behind My Back.
Now, Honey, Nobody's Gonna Be Talkin' About You Behind Your Back.
I Love You.
Do You Believe Her? ?? Remember That Guy? With The Tiny Gym Shorts? She Was In Total Cougar Mode.
She Look Thinner To You? At Least Six Pounds.
Do You Really Think This Is About The Sex? I Mean, I Would Never Risk My Marriage For That Talk To Me After You've Been Married 17 Years.
Oh, I Don't Think It Matters Whether Or Not You've Been Married.
It Does, Trust Me.
Taxi! Hey.
Hi.
Oh, My God.
You're Doing The Laundry.
I Love You.
I Love You Too.
It Was Just Socks.
Wait Till You See Me Fold 'Em.
Is Taylor Asleep? Finally.
Maddie's Still At Dance Class.
You Got Anything That Needs To Be Washed? Mmm.
I Think These Jeans Are Really Dirty.
I Think They Need To Be Washed.
Really? Right Now.
Well, What Brought This On? Oh, Do You Wanna Talk Or Do You Want To Do Laundry? Uh, I Think I Wanna Do Laundry.
Let Me Get That.
There You Go.
Hello.
Hi.
So Does This Mean We're Okay? Because If You Want Me To Join The Posse For Boggle Night- Now Don't Be An Ass.
So For Now I'm Willing To See My Friends On My Own Time.
Works For Me.
I Missed You.
Why Have You Never Been Married? I Don't Know.
I Guess I Just Never Met The Right Guy.
I'm Serious.
And Smelling A Lot Like My Wine Cellar.
Answer Me.
Okay.
Why Am I Not Married? I'm A Businessman.
I Don't Believe In Entering Into Merger Negotiations Unless I'm Absolutely Certain It Is A Lifetime Investment.
How's That? Works For Me.
Hi.
Hey, Sweetheart, How Was Your Day? Fine.
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Can We Talk? You Don't Talk, You Badger.
What Is It? Bombay Highway.
What About It? It's A Nice Little Movie.
If You Like Nice Little Movies About Two People Stricken With Cholera.
It's Malaria And They're Cured By Act Three.
Well, Be That As It May, I Really Think A Limited Push To The Art House Crowd Is The Way To Go, Yeah? Really? I Was Thinking Huge Premiere, Tons Of Press, Esd A Red Carpet.
Wendy.
We Got A Lotta Big Budget Projects Coming Up.
Money Is Tight.
Do I Need To Remind You What Happened With Your Last Little Gem? I Thought It Was A Great Film.
It Bombed.
Didn't Even Cover Its Print Costs.
That's Because It Didn't Get Get The Promotional Push It Deserved.
That Premiere Party Was A Step Above Potluck.
Was That Your Potato Salad? All Right, Stay Out Of My Way, Okay? This Movie Is A Sleeper.
It Could Be Another Little Miss Sunshine.
Sunshine It Takes Place In The Slums Of Calcutta.
Bombay, And We Are Gonna Make A Lot Of Noise.
Starting With A Monster Premiere Party And All The Stars.
I Confirmed Chloe Jamison Last Week For The Red Carpet.
Chloe Jamison Just Confirmed.
See? Wendy, You're My Boss.
I Support Whatever You Want.
But Both Know People Don't Stay The Head Of A Film Studio Unless They Make Moviesat Make M And All I'm Doing Is Spending A Little Extra To Make Sure This One Does.
But If It Doesn't, Hector's Not Gonna Let You Make Another Passion Project For A While.
So I'm Just Asking.
Are You Sure You Wanna Go Out On A Limb For This One? Absolutely.
You Wanted To See Me? Yes, Nico, Come In.
This Is Judith Treadwell From Legal.
It Seems Your Accuser, Mr.
Atwood, Has Turned Down The Money We Offered Him.
Quite A Sizeable Amount, I Might Add.
He's Going Ahead With His Harassment Claim.
Obviously It's Not The Quick Resolution We'd Hope For.
We'll Try To Continue To Keep The Matter Quiet, Of Course.
But The- What Do You Think He Wants, Nico? Is There Any Truth To His Claim? No, Absolutely Not.
Take Whatever Action You Need To Protect Our Assets.
Thank You, No.
Yes.
Okay, Who Has The Mu-Shu? Uh, Tandoori Chicken.
I Just Want Pizza.
Well, I'm Fixing You A Plate.
Spring Roll,Two Pieces Of Sushi, And A Slice Of Pizza.
Just Once, It Would Be Nice If We All Agreed On One Take-Out Place.
Globalization, While It's Bad For The Planet, It's Great For Leftovers.
Hang On.
Isn't That Your Movie They're Talking About? Oh, Turn It Up.
Number 12 On The List.
Bombay Highway.
It's A Real Departure For You, Isn't It, Chloe?, Definitely, Yeah.
And India, It's, Like- It's, Like, Awesome.
But It's So Far, You Know, Away.
Wow.
That's Your Girl.
Rumor Has It That You And Rocker, Deegan Mcneil Are Getting Serious.
Anything You Want To Announce? It's Going Really Well.
You Always Look So Fabulous On The Red Carpet, Chloe.
Can You Tell Us Who You'll Be Wearing This Time? I'not Sure- Where's The Phone? Under The Egg Rolls.
Give It To Me.
Victory Ford Studio.
Oh, Hi.
It's Mrs.
Healy.
Will You Call Her Wendy? She's Not A Math Teacher.
Hey, What's Up? Hey, Vic, What're You Doin' Right Now? Trying To Design A Jacket.
Which Looks More Like A Handbag.
With A Four Inch Heel.
How Would You Feel About Chloe Jamison Wearing A Victory Ford Design At The Premiere? What, Are You Serious? Well, I'have To Convince Her First.
With The Press That Girl Gets,I Would Kill.
The Only Cover She's Not On This Month Is Guns & Ammo.
Can You Come Up With Something Fabulous By Friday? God, Yes! All Right, I'll See What I Can Do.
Talk To You Tomorrow.
Perfect.
Wait, Wendy.
Thanks.
?? Well, I'll Send You Look, I Gotta Call You Back.
Diwe Have A Meeting Scheduled? Something's Come Up.
Have A Seat.
There's A Witness Who Saw You With Kirby Atwood.
Well Of Course There Is.
There Are A Dozen People At A Photo Shoot.
It Wasn't A Photo Shoot.
The Web Launch Party.
This Witness Said They Saw Him Talkingo Yoki At The Bar And Then Follow You Into The Ladies Room.
Clearly, He Made An Unwanted Sexual Advance.
And When You Rebuffed Him, He Filed This Harassment Claim In Revenge.
I've Prepared A Statement For You To Sign To That Effect.
All You Have To Do Is Sign It.
And We'll Paint Him As A Predator.
By The Time I'm Done With Mr.
Atwood, He'll Be Lucky If He Doesn't Have To Register As A Sex Offender And Leave The State.
I Can Guarantee He'll Go Away.
That Is What We Want, Isn't It? I- Of Course, Yeah.
I Just Need Some Time To Look Over This.
Okay.
Get It Back To Me By The End Of The Day.
Hello? Hello? Hey, What About This? Think She'd Like It? Hmm, Maybe If She Wanted To Cover The Wall In Her Dorm.
Okay, Don't Move.
Over There.
You Wanna Put Chloe Jamison In A Cardigan And Loafers? No, That Is Lana Tamborelli From Women's Apparel Weekly.
Do We Like Her? We Hate Her.
She Trashed My Last Show.
Let's Get Out Of Here.
Why? Why? Because The Headline Of Her Review Said, "Ms.
Ford Is Running On An Empty Tank".
Let's Go.
You've Got Nothing To Be Ashamed Of.
You're Here To Dress A Movie Star.
She's Here To Find Something To Cover Arm Fat.
Ms.
Ford? How Does Chloe Feel About Raw Silk? Too Itchy? And What About This? Have We Ever Seen Chloe Jamison In Salmon Before? Or Do You Think It'll Clash Too Much With The Red Carpet? Victory? Sweetie, How Are You? Lana, Hi.
Oh.
This Is My Assistant, Roy.
Charmed.
So You're Designing For Chloe Jamison Now? Sounds Like've Been Worried About Yonothing.
We? Well, You Know What I Mean.
The Industry.
People Talk.
So What're You Whipping Up For Chloe? Can I Be The First To Get A Sneeak? Oh, Well, You Know, I Couldn't Do That.
People Talk.
Even When They've Got Nothing To Say.
Well, It Was Really Nice Seeing You, Lana.
Good-Bye.
It Turns Out Chloe Loves Victory's Work.
I Didn't Have To Do Much Of A Sell.
She Jumped.
You Called Him, Didn't You? Nico, I Warned You That It Would Make It Worse.
Let The Legal Department Handle This.
The Legal Department Wants Me To Sign A Statement Saying That He Basically Attacked Me.
It Makes Him Look Like A Predator.
His Reputation Will Be Completely Ruined.
Well He Didn't Seem Too Concerned About What He Was Doing To Yours.
Sign The Paper.
I Can't Destroy Someone Else's Life Just To Save My Own.
How About To Save Your Marriage? Hey.
Sorry.
Spent The Last 20 Minutes Trying To Convince My Class That The New World Was Conquered Because Of A Caffeine Addiction.
I Remember Tcture.
It Required A Lot Of Caffeine.
Yeah.
So What Brings You All The Way Up Here? Brangelina Stand You Up For A Trip To Cambodia? Missed The Neighborhood.
And You? Really? Excuse Me, Professor? Excuse Me, I'm So Sorry To Interrupt.
You See, On Wednesday Night, My Hard Drive Crashed.
And I Lost Everything.
So I Know This Was Due Yesterday.
And If You Don't Accept It, I Completely Megan, Calm Down.
It's Just A Paper On The Spanish Civil War.
It Already Happened A Long Time Ago.
Just Breathe, Okay? But I Feel Like I Completely Let You Down.
No, No.
The World's Still Spinning.
Life Goes On.
Okay? Just, I'll Take The Paper.
It's All Right.
Oh, Uh, This Is My Wife, Nico.
Hi.
Megan Is One Of My Most Promising Grad Students.
When She Gets, At Least, Two Hours Sleep A Night.
So Maybe She'd Go Home And Work For A Record Eight, Huh? Thank You.
You Know, You Are One Lucky Woman.
You Know That, Right? Th Was A Kind Gesture.
Well, She's Not The First To Hand In Something Late.
You Still Owe Me A Paper On Thomas Paine, I Believe.
Oh, Don't Make Me Read That Again.
I'll Go Check The Specials.
We Have A Visitor.
Ms.
Ford? Uh-Huh? Shhasn't Moved Since The Today Show.
I'm A Little Concerned About Where All Those Green Tea Lattes Are Going.
Come On.
You Need Lunch.
No! Okay, Then You Need A Catheter.
We'll Have Fun.
You Can Eat Sushi Off My Tummy This Time.
Joe, No.
Stop It.
I Need To Fix This Sleeve.
It Looks Like A Sling.
It's A Disaster.
Can I Be The Judge Of This? I Happen To Know A Lot About Spectacular Dresses.
I've Taken Off One Or Two In My Time.
Really, You Like To Tuck? Or You Just Roll With The Bulge? Don't You Have Something To Collate, Son? Come On, Let Me See.
Wow.
I Like It.
It's Cute.
Cute? What Is Cute? This Is An Evening Gown, Not A Onesie.
No, No, Come On.
What I Meant- No, You're Right.
It Is.
It's Cute.
I Hate It.
Don't Listen To Me.
I'm Fashion Impaired.
No, I Needed To Hear That.
Everything Is Riding On This Dress.
And I Will Not Let Lana Tamborelli Use Me As Her Litter Box.
This Dress Has To Stop Traffic.
Should She Be Handling Scissors? Do You Wanna Take Them Away From Her? Ah, Nico.
I Just Gotff The Phone With Maybelline.
They Are Over The Moon About Next Week's Photo Shoot.
What Do You Need, Mike? I Don't Need Anything.
I Was Just Trying To Pay You A Compliment.
I Mean, Weren't You The One Who Came Up With The Whole Jake Gyllenhaal, Shirtless-On-The-Beach Concept? Uh, Yeah, Thanks.
You're Welcome.
I Bet You're Really Looking Forward To That Shoot Yourself, Huh? Excuse Me? Well, You Like The Young Ones.
Right? Book The Ones I Circled.
Wendy, You Got A Minute? Not Really.
Gotta Call The Caterer Back.
I Just Got An Invoice For An Elephant.
The Big One Or The Little One? Oh, This Is Out Of Control.
Fire Eaters, Belly Dancers, An Elephant? This Is Not A Premiere Party.
This Has Become Cirque Du Soleil.
No Party Should Cost More Than The Film.
Come On.
How Am I Supposed To Justify These Expenses To Hector? Well That's Your Job, Sal.
Right Now I've Gotta Find Port-A-Potties In The Shape Of The Taj Mahal.
Since When Is That Your Job? We Hire Event Planners.
We'll Treat This Like Any Other P Wendy, No Party Is Gonna Make A Film Into A Hit.
Maybe Not.
But I'll Be Damned If I Let Another Great Little Movie Slip Under The Radar.
This Is The Kind Of Film I Got Into The Business To Make, Sal.
It's About People, Human Dignity, Sacrifice.
If We Don't At Least Try To Help Audiences Find The Good Ones, We Might As Well Not Bother At All.
Look, I Understand Your Passion.
But You're Losing Objectivity By Getting Caught Up In Tiny Details.
You Gotta Keep Your Eye On The Bigger Picture.
I Totally Agree.
Where're You Going? To Check Out The Beads On Chloe's Dress.
They're Hand Blown.
You Promised Me This Charge Would Be Kept Confidential.
Ld Me That You Would Handle It Discreetly.
I Have.
Really, Then Why Does Mike Harness Know About It? I Have No Idea.
But I Can Assure You, If He Or Anyone Else Heard About It My Department Wasn't The Source.
Nico, Do You Want Me To Speak To Mike? No, I-I-I Don't Want This Discussed.
This Was Never Supposed To Go Beyond This Room.
You Were Supposed To Protect Me.
We've Done Everything We Can.
What Makes You So Sure That This Information Wasn't Spread By Your Accuser? So There's Still Some Finishing Work To Be Done.
But It's-It's Almost There.
And I Just-I Think Chloe's Gonna Love It.
I Mean, I Hope.
Oh, Wait, Wait.
Let Me Just See Who This Is.
Sorry.
Is It Nico? No.
Have You Spoken To Her Yet? No, I Don't Know What To Say.
Just Say Hello.
How Are You? I Can't.
This Whole Thing Ju Makes Me Feel Weird.
Can She Lose Her Job Over This? Oh, Don't Even Go There.
And Then What About Charles? How're We Supposed To Look Him In The Eye, Knowing? We Didn't Do Anything Wrong.
Shde A Mistake.
Yeah, Well, Wen, This Is A Big Mistake.
Great Job.
Great Apartment, Great Husband.
But Now, Because She Chose To Mess Around With The Wrong Guy, She Stands To Lose Everything.
Everything.
Doesn't That Freak You Out? Yes, It Does.
But She Can't Lose Us Too.
And Tonight I Have A Big Movie Opening.
So Show Me The Dress.
Huh.
I Get You Something? Yeah, A Whiskey, Neat.
And A Little Insight Would Be Nice.
Kirby, I Know That You Are Angry At Me.
But Do You Have Any Idea What This Will Do To Me? What It Will Do To Both Of Us? At Least You Still Have Your Job.
As You Can See I've Had To Make Some Career Changes.
I Never Meant For That To Happen.
I Told You I Was Sorry.
I Tried To Make It Up To You.
Yeah, Me, And Uh- How Many Others? What Are You Talking About? The Others? I Guess You Think It's One Of The Perk Of Running A Magazine, Huh? You Have A Legal Department To Clean Up The Mess.
You Can Move On To Your Next Fun Little Fling.
Right? Who Put This In Your Head? Mike Harness? What If He Did? I Can't Believe With All The Time That We Have Spent Together That You Would Trust Mike Harness Over Me.
Wow.
Yo, Kirby.
You Retired? Can You Just Go? I Seem To Lose Jobs When You're Around.
Hold Still.
This Looks Different From The Last Fitting.
It's Not As Sexy.
Whatever, Nothing Looks Good On Me Right Now.
Do You Have A Bathroom I Can Use? Second Door On The Left.
Great.
What's Wrong With Her? She Broke Up With Her Boyfriend This Morning.
Thinks He's Cheating On Her.
Don't Ask.
Can I Ask What Happened To The Dress? Wendy Had Some Notes.
She Wanted A Jacket.
Thought That The Dress Was Too Reveg.
Wanted Something To Reflect Movie's Spiritual Themes.
It's Chloe Jamison.
She Loves To Show Off What God Gave Her.
Yeah, Well, Apparently Wendy Missed The Esquire Cover Where She Was Wearing Two Cocktail Napkinand A Pineapple.
I Should Probably Keep My Nose Clean, But You're The Designer, Not Mrs.
Healy.
He Just Called Me.
Who? Deegan.
But It Doesn't Matter, 'Cause I'm Not Gonna Call Him Back.
And You Know What, I'm Gonna Bag This Premiere.
What? Chloe, You Can't Do That, It's Your Movie.
I'll Rent It.
Chloe, You Have To Be There.
The Best Revenge Is Showing Up And Looking Fabulous.
Well, I Don't Want Revenge.
I Just Want Him Back.
Well, Then You Need To Go In There And Call Him And See What He Has To Say.
Maybe He Wants You Back.
Listen, If I've Learned Anything In The Last Few Days, It's That Sometimes What You Don't Say Ends Up Hurting You More Than What You Do.
Hmm? Can't We Just Show A Little More? No, Um.
This Look Is Really Fabulous On You.
And This Jacket Really Makes It.
What Have You Got For Me, Josh? Your Rough Cut Screening Has Been Pushed To Tuesday.
I Moved Two Pitches To Friday.
And Tonight's Party Should Go Perfect Except For A Few Minor Hiccups.
Hiccups? As In, "Hold Your Breath, Count To Ten And They're Gone"? Those Kind Of Hiccups? Maybe More Like An Aneurysm.
Talk To Me, Josh.
Well, The Peta People Found Out About The Elephant And They're Threatening A Huge Protest.
About The Elephant? About The Gift Bags.
Turns Out Someone Put Coupons For Omaha Steaks In There.
New P.
R.
Girl Thought That "Cows Are Sacred", Meant They Really Like Beef.
So They're Threatening A Big Protest.
And That's Not The Worst News.
There's More? Have You Rea Tmz? Chloe Jamison Broke Up With Deegan Mcneil.
And He's Still Going To The Premiere.
Could Get Ugly.
Okay.
Here's What I Want You To Do.
Gather The Interns.
Get Them To Pull The Steak Coupons Out Of The Gift Bags.
Cancel The Elephant, Make A Donation To Peta.
Assign Somebody To Meet Chloe's Ex At The Limo Line And Get Him Inside Right Away So She Doesn't See Him.
And Seat Him In The Balcony Behind-I Don't Know.
Shaquille O'neal.
We Don't Have Interns.
Well Then You Better Use Both Hands.
He Hey.
There Was A Mix-Up.
And The Jeweler Sent Over Two Necklaces.
I'm Tempted To Wear Them Both, But Then I'll Look Like Elton John.
What Are You Wearing Tonight? I Really Haven't Given It Mucthought.
So We Out Of Creamer? Nico, What's Going On? Mike Harness Put Kirby Up To The Lawsuit.
What? Yeah.
That's How Badly He Wants Me To Go Away.
What A Snake.
Well, You've Gotta Tell Hector.
Can't.
Why Not? Well, Because Then I'd Have To Tell Hector That I Lied To His Face.
Yeah, But It Wasn't Harassment.
The Kid Came On To You.
Wendy, I Slept With Him.
Then I Got Him Fired.
And I'm His Superior.
That's Calledsexual Ha What Are You Gonna Do? All Right, Look.
Remember That Day In The Park, When You Asked Usedabout Whetheit Was Fa To Expect Everything From One Person? That's Been On My Mind Ever Since.
God Knows, I Can't Imagine My Life Without Shane.
But There's Some Things He'll Never Be.
At Times, I've Been In The Same Place You Were.
Nico, You're Not The First Person To Think Aboutaking A Walk On The Wild Side.
You Just Did It.
Most Of Us Never Leave The Curb.
I Guess I Never Went There Because What I Don't Get From Shane I Always Smed To Get From You.
And Victory.
I Just Wish We Could've Known You Were Hurting So Much.
So Maybe We Could've Saved You From All Of This.
Is There Anything I Can Do? No.
I Just I Have To Deal With The Consequences Myself.
I Just Don't Want Charles To Hear It From Somewhere Else.
There's Nothing Between Ted And Me.
I Said You Didn't Have To Explain.
I Know All About What Ppened N You And Ted.
My Only Purpose In Seeing You Was To See If You're Any Different Than An Ordinary Manicurist.
Now That I've Met You, My Dear, Ms.
Allen, I Feel You're Quite Are You Through? There's One Thing I Think We Haven't Covered.
Yes, Wendy, I Made All Of Your Changes.
Good.
She's Wearing The Vest.
Great.
And When The Party's Over, We Can Give Her Outfit To Condoleezza.
All Right, No Attitude, Please.
We're In The Home Stretch.
How's Chloe? Is She Freaking Out About Deegan? Not Gonna Be A Problem.
She's In The Other Room Talking To Him Right Now.
Been In There For An Hour.
I'm Sure Ey Patched Things Up.
Really? Oh, Thank God.
That's One Less Thing For Me To Worry About.
Okay, Uh, Well- Never Mind, I'll See You There.
You're Welcome! Chloe? Can I Help You Find Something? Bourbon! Where Is Your Damn Bourbon? Why Did You Macall Him? What Happened? Some Skank-Whore-Bitch Answered The Phone! That's What Happened.
Can I Mix Gin With Vodka? Not After Labor Day.
Okay, Come On Sweetie.
You Got A Long Night Ahead Of You.
This Tie Is Driving Me Crazy Tonight.
Let Me Try.
Ah, I Think I've Got It.
How's That? Okay? I Look Okay? There You Go.
Thanks.
What Would I Do Without You? Let The Machine Get It.
Ah, It Might Be The Dean.
He Wants To Go Over Next Semester Schedules.
Hi, It's Megan.
I Just Wanted To Thank You Again For Being So Amazing.
If There's Any Way I Can Make It Up- Don't Look At Me.
I Did Not Give Her This Number.
That's Google For You, Huh? No One Has Any Privacy Anymore.
Ready? Nici Ready.
I Don't Understand.
You Told Her To Call The Boyfriend? Why Would You Do That? What Wthinking? I Was Thinking That I Wanted Her To Show Up Tonight Wearing My Dress At Your Opening.
Okay, Calm Down.
How Bad Is It? Not Bad.
She May Need A Little Bit Of Coffee.
Well Give Her The Whole Pot.
And Make Sure That The Driver Brings Her To The Side Entrance.
Side Entrance? So She Can Skip The Red Carpet And Still Do The Party After.
I Did Not Accidentally Swallow, And Have To Recover Three Hand Blown Glass Beads So That She Could Skip The Red Carpet.
She Needs To Be Photographed On That Carpet Wearing My Dress.
She Will Be Fine, Trust Me.
No, I Can't.
I've Got Too Much Riding On This.
Wendy! No! No Red Carpet.
Just Do As I Told You, Victory.
That's It.
Or I'll Call The Driver Myself.
Here You Go.
Thanks, What Is It? It's Called "Cobra Venom".
But I Think It's Just Vodka And Lemonade.
And Yours? Indian Ginger Ale.
It's Gonna Cure Indian Heartburn.
How Many Of Those Samosas Did I Eat Yway? I Wasn't Counting.
You Should, I Depend On You For That.
Nico, There You Are.
I've Been Looking For You Everywhere.
Charles, Nice To See You.
Nice To Be Seen.
May I Hijack You For A Moment? Yes, Of Course.
I'll Be Right Back.
Soover.
What? Mr.
Kirby Atwood Has Dropped The Charges.
Excellent News, Wouldn't You Say? Yes, That's Wonderful.
I'm Still Baffled By What It Is He Truly Wanted.
I Mean, Did He Think He Could Blackmail His Way Into Becoming A Star Photographer? Anyway, Congratulations.
We've Dodged A Bullet.
Enjoy The Party.
Thank You.
You Too.
Hey, What Was All That About? Oh, It's Just, Uh, Work Stuff.
Listen, Sweetie, Would You Mind If I Saw The Movie On Dvd? This Ginger Ale Is Definitely Not Working.
Then Let's Go.
I've Already Seen The Movie.
No, No, You Should Stay Here.
All Right? Wendy's Taking Attendance.
Thank You.
Have A Good Time.
I'll See You Later.
Okay, Bye.
Well Done, Wendy.
Smashing Party.
You've Outdone Yourself.
Aw, Thank You.
Let's Hope It Translates Into Box Office.
Oh, It Will.
Can I Talk To You For A Minute? Uh, Later, Josh.
We've Already Gotten The Nod From A National Critic.
Great.
If You'll Excuse Me For Just A Minute.
There's A Chutney Crisis.
Honey? Yeah, All Right.
Okay, Okay.
Victory, What Are You Doin I Told You To Bring Chloe Around To The De.
She Says She Can Do The Red Carpet.
She Insisted.
Wendy, Hi.
It's Wendy.
Oh, My G You Look So Hot.
Thanks.
Sir, Would You Please Pull The Car Around To The Side Entrance? Lady, We're Blocked.
No, Just Stay-Stay- Move Over.
Do You Guys Mind If I Don't Use A Glass For This? Yes, Yes.
You Know, Victory, This Is, By Far, The Most Selfish Thing You Have Ever Done.
This Entire Evening Is Not About You.
No, You Made That Clear When You Chose The Color Thread I Had To Use For The Hem.
I Made A Suggestion.
No, You Didn't.
You Barked An Order.
What Are You Talking About? I'm The One Who Got You This Job.
And Why? So That You Could Micromanage And Control Every Last Detail? You Don't Care About My Opinion.
You Don't Trust My Judgment.
Need I Say More? Oh, My God.
Please Do Not Pin This One On Me.
Why Not? I Left Her In Your Care.
Well, I'm Not Her Keeper.
And You Are Not Mine.
I Am So Tired Of Being Talked To Like I Am The Baby Sister.
When Have I Ever Treated You Like That? I'm Not Even Allowed To Have An Opinion On Nico's Relationship.
Because I'm Not Married, Anything I Have To Say Is Irrelevant.
This Is Absurd.
I Don't Have Time For This.
I Don't Either.
Would You Please Get Back In The Car Would You Please Stop Trying To Control Everyone? I Am Not Trying To Control Everyone.
I Am Ting To Control A Three Hour Premiere.
You Guys Have Any Crushed Ice? Chloe, Could You Please Roll Up The Window, Please? Sir Would You Please Bring The Car Around To The Side.
Deegan! My God.
Listen To You, Wen.
You Know Your Business Card Says "Studio Executive".
Not "Fashion Designer", Not "Traffic Cop".
Why Don't You Let People Do Their Jobs? Oh, Well Forgive Me If I Can't Trust Everyone To Do The Right Thing Right Now.
There Are Some People In My Life That Are Paying Big Time For Making Some Reay Stupid Decisions.
Oh, No, Whoa.
Do Not Confuse Me With Someone Else.
I Designed A Dress.
I Didn't Cheat On My Husband.
This Is Not What This Is About.
Really? When's The Last Time You Left Work And Raced Down 30 Blocks To Check A Whipstitch? I Don't Know Yet.
Her Lawyer Thinks That She's Gonna Be Charged With A Dul.
Four Miles An Hour.
If Anything It Should Be Parking Under The Influence.
Oh, Hang On.
Hey, Josh, How'd It Go? It's Still Going.
This Party Is Rockin'! I Meant The Movie.
How Did People Feel About The Movie? Uh, You Want Me To Ask? No, Never Mind.
Sal? Yeah, I'm Here.
Listen, We Got The Whole P.
R.
Department Working On This.
How You Holdin' Up? I'm Fine.
What A Disaster, Huh? Are You Kidding? It's A Coup.
Your Star Gets Wasted, Tries To Run Over Her Ex And His Porn Star Date.
Yeah, I Think They'll Be Talking About This Movie, Wendy.
Yeah, Good To Be Me.
I Couldn't Decide How We Should Celebrate Champagne Or A Bubble Bath.
So We're Doing Both.
You Think Champagne Tickles When You Drink It.
You Have A Tub, Right? We're Not Celebrating Anything.
Nobody Liked The Dress? Nobody Even Saw The Dress.
Should We Discuss This Under Bubbles? I Don't Deserve A Bath.
Yeah, But You Kinda Need One.
I Deserve To Be Spanked.
I Had A Huge Fight With Wendy.
I Acted Like A Spoiled Child.
And I Wouldn't Be Surprised If She Never Wants To See Me Again.
?? So I Guess Now Would Be A Really Bad Time To Ask You If I Could Do That Jane Austen Thing You Guys Are Developing? Yeah, It Might Be.
I'm Really Sorry.
I Really Screwed Up Tonight, Didn't I? Eh, It Happens.
I Wasn't Exactly On My Best Behavior Tonight Either.
Bail's Been Posted, Ms.
Jamison.
You're Free To Go.
Listen, There's A Bunch Of Reporters Out Front.
You Can Go Out The Back Way Ifou Want.
Actually, If You Don't Mind, Chloe, I'd Like You To Go Out The Front.
Ah, Great Idea.
Oh, Wait.
Much Better.
How Much You Been Drinking Today? Are You Pregnant With Deegan Mcneil's Baby? Chloe, Whore You Wearing? Victory Ford.
Hey, Your Dress Looks Great.
Ke The Pattern On The Front.
It's A Stain.
That's What Happens Whrbon Mskey Hand Me My Phone.
Have I Told You How Much I Liked The Movie? You Don't Have To Say That.
I Will Share The Bottle.
Oh, No, I Did.
I Was Really Caught Up In It.
Yeah, But Would You Tell Your Friends? Hmm.
What Do You Think I Was Doing While You Were In Jail? You're Buzzing.
Well, That's Nice.
Why'd You Do It? What? Why'd You Drop The Charges? What Do You Want, Kirby? You.
Can We Order A Bottle Of Wine? I Thought You Wanted It To Be A Fast Lunch.
Oh, I Have Nothing To Rush Back For.
Victory, It's Called A Transition.
Downsizing To A Smaller Office Is A Transition.
Making Dresses In Your Kitchen Is Called Mildred Pierce.
Did We Have A Fight Last Night? And If So, In Which Time Zone? It Wasn't A Fight.
This Is About You Not Wanting To Be A Part Of My World.
God! Hey, Everything Okay? Oh, I Just Thought, Maybe, I Don't Know, If You Wanted To Bring A Different Assistant? No Kirby? What? What'd He Do? Didn't I See You At The Prince William Shoot? I'm Mike.
Kirby Atwood.
Do You Know Him? I'm Not Sure That I Do.
Then Why Is He Claiming You Sexually Harassed Him? Nico? Who Is Kirby Atwood? I'm Not Sure.
He May Have Worked On One Of The Photo S Pots.
Would You Know This Person If He Came Into The Room? There Are So Many People Wandering Around Those Things.
I Could've Said Something.
Or Offended Someone By Accident.
Nico, I Get It.
I Offend 60 People In One Time Zone Before I'm Awake In Another.
People Like Us Are Easy Targets.
Ar If I Need To Do Something- We'll Investigate His Claim.
If Needs Be, We'll Tap Into A Slush Fund We Have Set Aside For This Sort Of Thing.
Hector, I Don't Know What To Say.
Then Don't Say A Word.
I Want You Working, Not Distracted.
You're Too Important To This Organization.
Well, What'd You Think? Wait.
I Know The Sitar Can Be Monotonous.
And We're Definitely Gonna Color Correct The Father's Teeth.
But I Want Your Honest Opinion.
Because I Happen To Really Love It.
I Think Bombay In The '30s Is Incredibly Romantic.
But My Opinion Is Not Important.
Even Though I Think It's Really, Really Great.
So Talk.
I Liked It.
You Did? Why? What Was Your Favorite Part? The Clothes.
The Clothes, That's Itha And The Story And The Characters.
But The Shoes.
Were They Hand Embroidered? Nico? Did Anything Stick With You? Besides Footwear? It's Good, Wendy.
It's Sweeping.
It's Touching.
?? I'm Sleeping With A 25-Year-Old.
What Did You Just Say? I'm Sleeping With A 25-Year-Old.
Was.
What? Your 5:00 Conference Call.
Cancel It.
Can't You See I'm In A Meeting? Go.
What's Going On With Charles? Does He Know? Of Course Not.
And He Never Will.
It's Over.
If You Don't Count The Sexual Harassment Suit.
Okay, Does This Room Have A Mini-Bar? I Don't-I Don't Know How To Explain It.
It Was Impulsive.
It Was Fantastic.
It Was Like It Was Happening To Someone Else.
It Was Like I Was In My Own Movie.
Better Than Anything I've Rented This Month.
Sorry, Go Ahead.
What Was That Like? I Mean, After Being With The Same Person For So Many Years, To Have Someone Else Touch You.
Know Your Flaws.
How Doat Leap Of Faith With A Stranger? How Do You Do That? I Would Need A Bucket Of Booze.
We Could Use Another Bucket Of Booze Right About Now.
How Well Did You Know Him, Before- Well, Not Well At All.
I Mean, Maybe That's Why It Was So Amazing.
I Mean, When I'm With Him It's Like I'm Out Of My Life.
I Thought I Could Handle It.
Until Now.
What Took You So Long To Tell Us About This? We Tell Each Other Everything.
I Tell You Guys About Things That I'm Afraid To Shomy Dermatologist.
You Still Haven't Had That Looked At? Shut-Up, E Subject Is Her.
Are You In Love With This Guy? No.
No! I Didn't Tell You Guys Because I Didn't Want You Looking At Me The Way You're Looking At Me Now.
Well, I Can't Help It.
You And Charles.
My Role Models For The Perfect Marriage.
I'm Sorry I Let You Down.
You Didn't Let Her Down.
You Just- Let Me Down? Not Helping.
Well, I Didn't Cheat On You.
But You Didn't Tell Us.
So You Kinda Did.
I'm A Little Bit Angry Too.
I'm Not Angry,I'm Hurt.
Sound Angry To Me.
Okay, We're All Angry.
You Know What, Why Don't You All Sue Me? Let's Get The Busboy And Make It A Class-Action.
How Did It Go From Amazing To Lawsuit? Did Datadly? I Tried To Fix It And It Just Made A Mess Of The Whole Thing.
I N't Understand Why He Would Wanna Hurt Me Like This.
'Cause He's 25.
He Lives On Ramen And Red Bull.
He's Got Nothing To Lose And Everything To Gain.
It Makes No Sense.
I Mean We Were So Intimate.
No, You Weren't.
You Were Naked.
There's A Difference.
Intimacy Is What You Have With Charles.
Okay, What About You And Charles? What Is Going To Happen With You And Charles? Oh, My God.
Can't We Discuss That Part Tomorrow? That Is A Whole 'Nother Bottle.
But I'm Worried About You Guys.
Aren't You Gonna Tell Him? Why, Just To Relieve My Guilt? I Mean, I'm Not Leaving Him For Kirby.
If I Told Him, That Would Make Charles Feel Terrible About Himself And Worse About Me.
She's Right.
?? So Glad I'm Not You.
Wanna Ir T And Ask Him Why.
Don't Do That.
It'll Make It A Lot Worse.
Let The Company Handle It.
Promise Me, Nico? I Promise.
All Right, Bye.
Bye.
Taxi! Hey, Do You Wanna Take This One? Yeah.
That Way You Guys Can Talk About Me Behind My Back.
Now, Honey, Nobody's Gonna Be Talkin' About You Behind Your Back.
I Love You.
Do You Believe Her? ?? Remember That Guy? With The Tiny Gym Shorts? She Was In Total Cougar Mode.
She Look Thinner To You? At Least Six Pounds.
Do You Really Think This Is About The Sex? I Mean, I Would Never Risk My Marriage For That Talk To Me After You've Been Married 17 Years.
Oh, I Don't Think It Matters Whether Or Not You've Been Married.
It Does, Trust Me.
Taxi! Hey.
Hi.
Oh, My God.
You're Doing The Laundry.
I Love You.
I Love You Too.
It Was Just Socks.
Wait Till You See Me Fold 'Em.
Is Taylor Asleep? Finally.
Maddie's Still At Dance Class.
You Got Anything That Needs To Be Washed? Mmm.
I Think These Jeans Are Really Dirty.
I Think They Need To Be Washed.
Really? Right Now.
Well, What Brought This On? Oh, Do You Wanna Talk Or Do You Want To Do Laundry? Uh, I Think I Wanna Do Laundry.
Let Me Get That.
There You Go.
Hello.
Hi.
So Does This Mean We're Okay? Because If You Want Me To Join The Posse For Boggle Night- Now Don't Be An Ass.
So For Now I'm Willing To See My Friends On My Own Time.
Works For Me.
I Missed You.
Why Have You Never Been Married? I Don't Know.
I Guess I Just Never Met The Right Guy.
I'm Serious.
And Smelling A Lot Like My Wine Cellar.
Answer Me.
Okay.
Why Am I Not Married? I'm A Businessman.
I Don't Believe In Entering Into Merger Negotiations Unless I'm Absolutely Certain It Is A Lifetime Investment.
How's That? Works For Me.
Hi.
Hey, Sweetheart, How Was Your Day? Fine.
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Can We Talk? You Don't Talk, You Badger.
What Is It? Bombay Highway.
What About It? It's A Nice Little Movie.
If You Like Nice Little Movies About Two People Stricken With Cholera.
It's Malaria And They're Cured By Act Three.
Well, Be That As It May, I Really Think A Limited Push To The Art House Crowd Is The Way To Go, Yeah? Really? I Was Thinking Huge Premiere, Tons Of Press, Esd A Red Carpet.
Wendy.
We Got A Lotta Big Budget Projects Coming Up.
Money Is Tight.
Do I Need To Remind You What Happened With Your Last Little Gem? I Thought It Was A Great Film.
It Bombed.
Didn't Even Cover Its Print Costs.
That's Because It Didn't Get Get The Promotional Push It Deserved.
That Premiere Party Was A Step Above Potluck.
Was That Your Potato Salad? All Right, Stay Out Of My Way, Okay? This Movie Is A Sleeper.
It Could Be Another Little Miss Sunshine.
Sunshine It Takes Place In The Slums Of Calcutta.
Bombay, And We Are Gonna Make A Lot Of Noise.
Starting With A Monster Premiere Party And All The Stars.
I Confirmed Chloe Jamison Last Week For The Red Carpet.
Chloe Jamison Just Confirmed.
See? Wendy, You're My Boss.
I Support Whatever You Want.
But Both Know People Don't Stay The Head Of A Film Studio Unless They Make Moviesat Make M And All I'm Doing Is Spending A Little Extra To Make Sure This One Does.
But If It Doesn't, Hector's Not Gonna Let You Make Another Passion Project For A While.
So I'm Just Asking.
Are You Sure You Wanna Go Out On A Limb For This One? Absolutely.
You Wanted To See Me? Yes, Nico, Come In.
This Is Judith Treadwell From Legal.
It Seems Your Accuser, Mr.
Atwood, Has Turned Down The Money We Offered Him.
Quite A Sizeable Amount, I Might Add.
He's Going Ahead With His Harassment Claim.
Obviously It's Not The Quick Resolution We'd Hope For.
We'll Try To Continue To Keep The Matter Quiet, Of Course.
But The- What Do You Think He Wants, Nico? Is There Any Truth To His Claim? No, Absolutely Not.
Take Whatever Action You Need To Protect Our Assets.
Thank You, No.
Yes.
Okay, Who Has The Mu-Shu? Uh, Tandoori Chicken.
I Just Want Pizza.
Well, I'm Fixing You A Plate.
Spring Roll,Two Pieces Of Sushi, And A Slice Of Pizza.
Just Once, It Would Be Nice If We All Agreed On One Take-Out Place.
Globalization, While It's Bad For The Planet, It's Great For Leftovers.
Hang On.
Isn't That Your Movie They're Talking About? Oh, Turn It Up.
Number 12 On The List.
Bombay Highway.
It's A Real Departure For You, Isn't It, Chloe?, Definitely, Yeah.
And India, It's, Like- It's, Like, Awesome.
But It's So Far, You Know, Away.
Wow.
That's Your Girl.
Rumor Has It That You And Rocker, Deegan Mcneil Are Getting Serious.
Anything You Want To Announce? It's Going Really Well.
You Always Look So Fabulous On The Red Carpet, Chloe.
Can You Tell Us Who You'll Be Wearing This Time? I'not Sure- Where's The Phone? Under The Egg Rolls.
Give It To Me.
Victory Ford Studio.
Oh, Hi.
It's Mrs.
Healy.
Will You Call Her Wendy? She's Not A Math Teacher.
Hey, What's Up? Hey, Vic, What're You Doin' Right Now? Trying To Design A Jacket.
Which Looks More Like A Handbag.
With A Four Inch Heel.
How Would You Feel About Chloe Jamison Wearing A Victory Ford Design At The Premiere? What, Are You Serious? Well, I'have To Convince Her First.
With The Press That Girl Gets,I Would Kill.
The Only Cover She's Not On This Month Is Guns & Ammo.
Can You Come Up With Something Fabulous By Friday? God, Yes! All Right, I'll See What I Can Do.
Talk To You Tomorrow.
Perfect.
Wait, Wendy.
Thanks.
?? Well, I'll Send You Look, I Gotta Call You Back.
Diwe Have A Meeting Scheduled? Something's Come Up.
Have A Seat.
There's A Witness Who Saw You With Kirby Atwood.
Well Of Course There Is.
There Are A Dozen People At A Photo Shoot.
It Wasn't A Photo Shoot.
The Web Launch Party.
This Witness Said They Saw Him Talkingo Yoki At The Bar And Then Follow You Into The Ladies Room.
Clearly, He Made An Unwanted Sexual Advance.
And When You Rebuffed Him, He Filed This Harassment Claim In Revenge.
I've Prepared A Statement For You To Sign To That Effect.
All You Have To Do Is Sign It.
And We'll Paint Him As A Predator.
By The Time I'm Done With Mr.
Atwood, He'll Be Lucky If He Doesn't Have To Register As A Sex Offender And Leave The State.
I Can Guarantee He'll Go Away.
That Is What We Want, Isn't It? I- Of Course, Yeah.
I Just Need Some Time To Look Over This.
Okay.
Get It Back To Me By The End Of The Day.
Hello? Hello? Hey, What About This? Think She'd Like It? Hmm, Maybe If She Wanted To Cover The Wall In Her Dorm.
Okay, Don't Move.
Over There.
You Wanna Put Chloe Jamison In A Cardigan And Loafers? No, That Is Lana Tamborelli From Women's Apparel Weekly.
Do We Like Her? We Hate Her.
She Trashed My Last Show.
Let's Get Out Of Here.
Why? Why? Because The Headline Of Her Review Said, "Ms.
Ford Is Running On An Empty Tank".
Let's Go.
You've Got Nothing To Be Ashamed Of.
You're Here To Dress A Movie Star.
She's Here To Find Something To Cover Arm Fat.
Ms.
Ford? How Does Chloe Feel About Raw Silk? Too Itchy? And What About This? Have We Ever Seen Chloe Jamison In Salmon Before? Or Do You Think It'll Clash Too Much With The Red Carpet? Victory? Sweetie, How Are You? Lana, Hi.
Oh.
This Is My Assistant, Roy.
Charmed.
So You're Designing For Chloe Jamison Now? Sounds Like've Been Worried About Yonothing.
We? Well, You Know What I Mean.
The Industry.
People Talk.
So What're You Whipping Up For Chloe? Can I Be The First To Get A Sneeak? Oh, Well, You Know, I Couldn't Do That.
People Talk.
Even When They've Got Nothing To Say.
Well, It Was Really Nice Seeing You, Lana.
Good-Bye.
It Turns Out Chloe Loves Victory's Work.
I Didn't Have To Do Much Of A Sell.
She Jumped.
You Called Him, Didn't You? Nico, I Warned You That It Would Make It Worse.
Let The Legal Department Handle This.
The Legal Department Wants Me To Sign A Statement Saying That He Basically Attacked Me.
It Makes Him Look Like A Predator.
His Reputation Will Be Completely Ruined.
Well He Didn't Seem Too Concerned About What He Was Doing To Yours.
Sign The Paper.
I Can't Destroy Someone Else's Life Just To Save My Own.
How About To Save Your Marriage? Hey.
Sorry.
Spent The Last 20 Minutes Trying To Convince My Class That The New World Was Conquered Because Of A Caffeine Addiction.
I Remember Tcture.
It Required A Lot Of Caffeine.
Yeah.
So What Brings You All The Way Up Here? Brangelina Stand You Up For A Trip To Cambodia? Missed The Neighborhood.
And You? Really? Excuse Me, Professor? Excuse Me, I'm So Sorry To Interrupt.
You See, On Wednesday Night, My Hard Drive Crashed.
And I Lost Everything.
So I Know This Was Due Yesterday.
And If You Don't Accept It, I Completely Megan, Calm Down.
It's Just A Paper On The Spanish Civil War.
It Already Happened A Long Time Ago.
Just Breathe, Okay? But I Feel Like I Completely Let You Down.
No, No.
The World's Still Spinning.
Life Goes On.
Okay? Just, I'll Take The Paper.
It's All Right.
Oh, Uh, This Is My Wife, Nico.
Hi.
Megan Is One Of My Most Promising Grad Students.
When She Gets, At Least, Two Hours Sleep A Night.
So Maybe She'd Go Home And Work For A Record Eight, Huh? Thank You.
You Know, You Are One Lucky Woman.
You Know That, Right? Th Was A Kind Gesture.
Well, She's Not The First To Hand In Something Late.
You Still Owe Me A Paper On Thomas Paine, I Believe.
Oh, Don't Make Me Read That Again.
I'll Go Check The Specials.
We Have A Visitor.
Ms.
Ford? Uh-Huh? Shhasn't Moved Since The Today Show.
I'm A Little Concerned About Where All Those Green Tea Lattes Are Going.
Come On.
You Need Lunch.
No! Okay, Then You Need A Catheter.
We'll Have Fun.
You Can Eat Sushi Off My Tummy This Time.
Joe, No.
Stop It.
I Need To Fix This Sleeve.
It Looks Like A Sling.
It's A Disaster.
Can I Be The Judge Of This? I Happen To Know A Lot About Spectacular Dresses.
I've Taken Off One Or Two In My Time.
Really, You Like To Tuck? Or You Just Roll With The Bulge? Don't You Have Something To Collate, Son? Come On, Let Me See.
Wow.
I Like It.
It's Cute.
Cute? What Is Cute? This Is An Evening Gown, Not A Onesie.
No, No, Come On.
What I Meant- No, You're Right.
It Is.
It's Cute.
I Hate It.
Don't Listen To Me.
I'm Fashion Impaired.
No, I Needed To Hear That.
Everything Is Riding On This Dress.
And I Will Not Let Lana Tamborelli Use Me As Her Litter Box.
This Dress Has To Stop Traffic.
Should She Be Handling Scissors? Do You Wanna Take Them Away From Her? Ah, Nico.
I Just Gotff The Phone With Maybelline.
They Are Over The Moon About Next Week's Photo Shoot.
What Do You Need, Mike? I Don't Need Anything.
I Was Just Trying To Pay You A Compliment.
I Mean, Weren't You The One Who Came Up With The Whole Jake Gyllenhaal, Shirtless-On-The-Beach Concept? Uh, Yeah, Thanks.
You're Welcome.
I Bet You're Really Looking Forward To That Shoot Yourself, Huh? Excuse Me? Well, You Like The Young Ones.
Right? Book The Ones I Circled.
Wendy, You Got A Minute? Not Really.
Gotta Call The Caterer Back.
I Just Got An Invoice For An Elephant.
The Big One Or The Little One? Oh, This Is Out Of Control.
Fire Eaters, Belly Dancers, An Elephant? This Is Not A Premiere Party.
This Has Become Cirque Du Soleil.
No Party Should Cost More Than The Film.
Come On.
How Am I Supposed To Justify These Expenses To Hector? Well That's Your Job, Sal.
Right Now I've Gotta Find Port-A-Potties In The Shape Of The Taj Mahal.
Since When Is That Your Job? We Hire Event Planners.
We'll Treat This Like Any Other P Wendy, No Party Is Gonna Make A Film Into A Hit.
Maybe Not.
But I'll Be Damned If I Let Another Great Little Movie Slip Under The Radar.
This Is The Kind Of Film I Got Into The Business To Make, Sal.
It's About People, Human Dignity, Sacrifice.
If We Don't At Least Try To Help Audiences Find The Good Ones, We Might As Well Not Bother At All.
Look, I Understand Your Passion.
But You're Losing Objectivity By Getting Caught Up In Tiny Details.
You Gotta Keep Your Eye On The Bigger Picture.
I Totally Agree.
Where're You Going? To Check Out The Beads On Chloe's Dress.
They're Hand Blown.
You Promised Me This Charge Would Be Kept Confidential.
Ld Me That You Would Handle It Discreetly.
I Have.
Really, Then Why Does Mike Harness Know About It? I Have No Idea.
But I Can Assure You, If He Or Anyone Else Heard About It My Department Wasn't The Source.
Nico, Do You Want Me To Speak To Mike? No, I-I-I Don't Want This Discussed.
This Was Never Supposed To Go Beyond This Room.
You Were Supposed To Protect Me.
We've Done Everything We Can.
What Makes You So Sure That This Information Wasn't Spread By Your Accuser? So There's Still Some Finishing Work To Be Done.
But It's-It's Almost There.
And I Just-I Think Chloe's Gonna Love It.
I Mean, I Hope.
Oh, Wait, Wait.
Let Me Just See Who This Is.
Sorry.
Is It Nico? No.
Have You Spoken To Her Yet? No, I Don't Know What To Say.
Just Say Hello.
How Are You? I Can't.
This Whole Thing Ju Makes Me Feel Weird.
Can She Lose Her Job Over This? Oh, Don't Even Go There.
And Then What About Charles? How're We Supposed To Look Him In The Eye, Knowing? We Didn't Do Anything Wrong.
Shde A Mistake.
Yeah, Well, Wen, This Is A Big Mistake.
Great Job.
Great Apartment, Great Husband.
But Now, Because She Chose To Mess Around With The Wrong Guy, She Stands To Lose Everything.
Everything.
Doesn't That Freak You Out? Yes, It Does.
But She Can't Lose Us Too.
And Tonight I Have A Big Movie Opening.
So Show Me The Dress.
Huh.
I Get You Something? Yeah, A Whiskey, Neat.
And A Little Insight Would Be Nice.
Kirby, I Know That You Are Angry At Me.
But Do You Have Any Idea What This Will Do To Me? What It Will Do To Both Of Us? At Least You Still Have Your Job.
As You Can See I've Had To Make Some Career Changes.
I Never Meant For That To Happen.
I Told You I Was Sorry.
I Tried To Make It Up To You.
Yeah, Me, And Uh- How Many Others? What Are You Talking About? The Others? I Guess You Think It's One Of The Perk Of Running A Magazine, Huh? You Have A Legal Department To Clean Up The Mess.
You Can Move On To Your Next Fun Little Fling.
Right? Who Put This In Your Head? Mike Harness? What If He Did? I Can't Believe With All The Time That We Have Spent Together That You Would Trust Mike Harness Over Me.
Wow.
Yo, Kirby.
You Retired? Can You Just Go? I Seem To Lose Jobs When You're Around.
Hold Still.
This Looks Different From The Last Fitting.
It's Not As Sexy.
Whatever, Nothing Looks Good On Me Right Now.
Do You Have A Bathroom I Can Use? Second Door On The Left.
Great.
What's Wrong With Her? She Broke Up With Her Boyfriend This Morning.
Thinks He's Cheating On Her.
Don't Ask.
Can I Ask What Happened To The Dress? Wendy Had Some Notes.
She Wanted A Jacket.
Thought That The Dress Was Too Reveg.
Wanted Something To Reflect Movie's Spiritual Themes.
It's Chloe Jamison.
She Loves To Show Off What God Gave Her.
Yeah, Well, Apparently Wendy Missed The Esquire Cover Where She Was Wearing Two Cocktail Napkinand A Pineapple.
I Should Probably Keep My Nose Clean, But You're The Designer, Not Mrs.
Healy.
He Just Called Me.
Who? Deegan.
But It Doesn't Matter, 'Cause I'm Not Gonna Call Him Back.
And You Know What, I'm Gonna Bag This Premiere.
What? Chloe, You Can't Do That, It's Your Movie.
I'll Rent It.
Chloe, You Have To Be There.
The Best Revenge Is Showing Up And Looking Fabulous.
Well, I Don't Want Revenge.
I Just Want Him Back.
Well, Then You Need To Go In There And Call Him And See What He Has To Say.
Maybe He Wants You Back.
Listen, If I've Learned Anything In The Last Few Days, It's That Sometimes What You Don't Say Ends Up Hurting You More Than What You Do.
Hmm? Can't We Just Show A Little More? No, Um.
This Look Is Really Fabulous On You.
And This Jacket Really Makes It.
What Have You Got For Me, Josh? Your Rough Cut Screening Has Been Pushed To Tuesday.
I Moved Two Pitches To Friday.
And Tonight's Party Should Go Perfect Except For A Few Minor Hiccups.
Hiccups? As In, "Hold Your Breath, Count To Ten And They're Gone"? Those Kind Of Hiccups? Maybe More Like An Aneurysm.
Talk To Me, Josh.
Well, The Peta People Found Out About The Elephant And They're Threatening A Huge Protest.
About The Elephant? About The Gift Bags.
Turns Out Someone Put Coupons For Omaha Steaks In There.
New P.
R.
Girl Thought That "Cows Are Sacred", Meant They Really Like Beef.
So They're Threatening A Big Protest.
And That's Not The Worst News.
There's More? Have You Rea Tmz? Chloe Jamison Broke Up With Deegan Mcneil.
And He's Still Going To The Premiere.
Could Get Ugly.
Okay.
Here's What I Want You To Do.
Gather The Interns.
Get Them To Pull The Steak Coupons Out Of The Gift Bags.
Cancel The Elephant, Make A Donation To Peta.
Assign Somebody To Meet Chloe's Ex At The Limo Line And Get Him Inside Right Away So She Doesn't See Him.
And Seat Him In The Balcony Behind-I Don't Know.
Shaquille O'neal.
We Don't Have Interns.
Well Then You Better Use Both Hands.
He Hey.
There Was A Mix-Up.
And The Jeweler Sent Over Two Necklaces.
I'm Tempted To Wear Them Both, But Then I'll Look Like Elton John.
What Are You Wearing Tonight? I Really Haven't Given It Mucthought.
So We Out Of Creamer? Nico, What's Going On? Mike Harness Put Kirby Up To The Lawsuit.
What? Yeah.
That's How Badly He Wants Me To Go Away.
What A Snake.
Well, You've Gotta Tell Hector.
Can't.
Why Not? Well, Because Then I'd Have To Tell Hector That I Lied To His Face.
Yeah, But It Wasn't Harassment.
The Kid Came On To You.
Wendy, I Slept With Him.
Then I Got Him Fired.
And I'm His Superior.
That's Calledsexual Ha What Are You Gonna Do? All Right, Look.
Remember That Day In The Park, When You Asked Usedabout Whetheit Was Fa To Expect Everything From One Person? That's Been On My Mind Ever Since.
God Knows, I Can't Imagine My Life Without Shane.
But There's Some Things He'll Never Be.
At Times, I've Been In The Same Place You Were.
Nico, You're Not The First Person To Think Aboutaking A Walk On The Wild Side.
You Just Did It.
Most Of Us Never Leave The Curb.
I Guess I Never Went There Because What I Don't Get From Shane I Always Smed To Get From You.
And Victory.
I Just Wish We Could've Known You Were Hurting So Much.
So Maybe We Could've Saved You From All Of This.
Is There Anything I Can Do? No.
I Just I Have To Deal With The Consequences Myself.
I Just Don't Want Charles To Hear It From Somewhere Else.
There's Nothing Between Ted And Me.
I Said You Didn't Have To Explain.
I Know All About What Ppened N You And Ted.
My Only Purpose In Seeing You Was To See If You're Any Different Than An Ordinary Manicurist.
Now That I've Met You, My Dear, Ms.
Allen, I Feel You're Quite Are You Through? There's One Thing I Think We Haven't Covered.
Yes, Wendy, I Made All Of Your Changes.
Good.
She's Wearing The Vest.
Great.
And When The Party's Over, We Can Give Her Outfit To Condoleezza.
All Right, No Attitude, Please.
We're In The Home Stretch.
How's Chloe? Is She Freaking Out About Deegan? Not Gonna Be A Problem.
She's In The Other Room Talking To Him Right Now.
Been In There For An Hour.
I'm Sure Ey Patched Things Up.
Really? Oh, Thank God.
That's One Less Thing For Me To Worry About.
Okay, Uh, Well- Never Mind, I'll See You There.
You're Welcome! Chloe? Can I Help You Find Something? Bourbon! Where Is Your Damn Bourbon? Why Did You Macall Him? What Happened? Some Skank-Whore-Bitch Answered The Phone! That's What Happened.
Can I Mix Gin With Vodka? Not After Labor Day.
Okay, Come On Sweetie.
You Got A Long Night Ahead Of You.
This Tie Is Driving Me Crazy Tonight.
Let Me Try.
Ah, I Think I've Got It.
How's That? Okay? I Look Okay? There You Go.
Thanks.
What Would I Do Without You? Let The Machine Get It.
Ah, It Might Be The Dean.
He Wants To Go Over Next Semester Schedules.
Hi, It's Megan.
I Just Wanted To Thank You Again For Being So Amazing.
If There's Any Way I Can Make It Up- Don't Look At Me.
I Did Not Give Her This Number.
That's Google For You, Huh? No One Has Any Privacy Anymore.
Ready? Nici Ready.
I Don't Understand.
You Told Her To Call The Boyfriend? Why Would You Do That? What Wthinking? I Was Thinking That I Wanted Her To Show Up Tonight Wearing My Dress At Your Opening.
Okay, Calm Down.
How Bad Is It? Not Bad.
She May Need A Little Bit Of Coffee.
Well Give Her The Whole Pot.
And Make Sure That The Driver Brings Her To The Side Entrance.
Side Entrance? So She Can Skip The Red Carpet And Still Do The Party After.
I Did Not Accidentally Swallow, And Have To Recover Three Hand Blown Glass Beads So That She Could Skip The Red Carpet.
She Needs To Be Photographed On That Carpet Wearing My Dress.
She Will Be Fine, Trust Me.
No, I Can't.
I've Got Too Much Riding On This.
Wendy! No! No Red Carpet.
Just Do As I Told You, Victory.
That's It.
Or I'll Call The Driver Myself.
Here You Go.
Thanks, What Is It? It's Called "Cobra Venom".
But I Think It's Just Vodka And Lemonade.
And Yours? Indian Ginger Ale.
It's Gonna Cure Indian Heartburn.
How Many Of Those Samosas Did I Eat Yway? I Wasn't Counting.
You Should, I Depend On You For That.
Nico, There You Are.
I've Been Looking For You Everywhere.
Charles, Nice To See You.
Nice To Be Seen.
May I Hijack You For A Moment? Yes, Of Course.
I'll Be Right Back.
Soover.
What? Mr.
Kirby Atwood Has Dropped The Charges.
Excellent News, Wouldn't You Say? Yes, That's Wonderful.
I'm Still Baffled By What It Is He Truly Wanted.
I Mean, Did He Think He Could Blackmail His Way Into Becoming A Star Photographer? Anyway, Congratulations.
We've Dodged A Bullet.
Enjoy The Party.
Thank You.
You Too.
Hey, What Was All That About? Oh, It's Just, Uh, Work Stuff.
Listen, Sweetie, Would You Mind If I Saw The Movie On Dvd? This Ginger Ale Is Definitely Not Working.
Then Let's Go.
I've Already Seen The Movie.
No, No, You Should Stay Here.
All Right? Wendy's Taking Attendance.
Thank You.
Have A Good Time.
I'll See You Later.
Okay, Bye.
Well Done, Wendy.
Smashing Party.
You've Outdone Yourself.
Aw, Thank You.
Let's Hope It Translates Into Box Office.
Oh, It Will.
Can I Talk To You For A Minute? Uh, Later, Josh.
We've Already Gotten The Nod From A National Critic.
Great.
If You'll Excuse Me For Just A Minute.
There's A Chutney Crisis.
Honey? Yeah, All Right.
Okay, Okay.
Victory, What Are You Doin I Told You To Bring Chloe Around To The De.
She Says She Can Do The Red Carpet.
She Insisted.
Wendy, Hi.
It's Wendy.
Oh, My G You Look So Hot.
Thanks.
Sir, Would You Please Pull The Car Around To The Side Entrance? Lady, We're Blocked.
No, Just Stay-Stay- Move Over.
Do You Guys Mind If I Don't Use A Glass For This? Yes, Yes.
You Know, Victory, This Is, By Far, The Most Selfish Thing You Have Ever Done.
This Entire Evening Is Not About You.
No, You Made That Clear When You Chose The Color Thread I Had To Use For The Hem.
I Made A Suggestion.
No, You Didn't.
You Barked An Order.
What Are You Talking About? I'm The One Who Got You This Job.
And Why? So That You Could Micromanage And Control Every Last Detail? You Don't Care About My Opinion.
You Don't Trust My Judgment.
Need I Say More? Oh, My God.
Please Do Not Pin This One On Me.
Why Not? I Left Her In Your Care.
Well, I'm Not Her Keeper.
And You Are Not Mine.
I Am So Tired Of Being Talked To Like I Am The Baby Sister.
When Have I Ever Treated You Like That? I'm Not Even Allowed To Have An Opinion On Nico's Relationship.
Because I'm Not Married, Anything I Have To Say Is Irrelevant.
This Is Absurd.
I Don't Have Time For This.
I Don't Either.
Would You Please Get Back In The Car Would You Please Stop Trying To Control Everyone? I Am Not Trying To Control Everyone.
I Am Ting To Control A Three Hour Premiere.
You Guys Have Any Crushed Ice? Chloe, Could You Please Roll Up The Window, Please? Sir Would You Please Bring The Car Around To The Side.
Deegan! My God.
Listen To You, Wen.
You Know Your Business Card Says "Studio Executive".
Not "Fashion Designer", Not "Traffic Cop".
Why Don't You Let People Do Their Jobs? Oh, Well Forgive Me If I Can't Trust Everyone To Do The Right Thing Right Now.
There Are Some People In My Life That Are Paying Big Time For Making Some Reay Stupid Decisions.
Oh, No, Whoa.
Do Not Confuse Me With Someone Else.
I Designed A Dress.
I Didn't Cheat On My Husband.
This Is Not What This Is About.
Really? When's The Last Time You Left Work And Raced Down 30 Blocks To Check A Whipstitch? I Don't Know Yet.
Her Lawyer Thinks That She's Gonna Be Charged With A Dul.
Four Miles An Hour.
If Anything It Should Be Parking Under The Influence.
Oh, Hang On.
Hey, Josh, How'd It Go? It's Still Going.
This Party Is Rockin'! I Meant The Movie.
How Did People Feel About The Movie? Uh, You Want Me To Ask? No, Never Mind.
Sal? Yeah, I'm Here.
Listen, We Got The Whole P.
R.
Department Working On This.
How You Holdin' Up? I'm Fine.
What A Disaster, Huh? Are You Kidding? It's A Coup.
Your Star Gets Wasted, Tries To Run Over Her Ex And His Porn Star Date.
Yeah, I Think They'll Be Talking About This Movie, Wendy.
Yeah, Good To Be Me.
I Couldn't Decide How We Should Celebrate Champagne Or A Bubble Bath.
So We're Doing Both.
You Think Champagne Tickles When You Drink It.
You Have A Tub, Right? We're Not Celebrating Anything.
Nobody Liked The Dress? Nobody Even Saw The Dress.
Should We Discuss This Under Bubbles? I Don't Deserve A Bath.
Yeah, But You Kinda Need One.
I Deserve To Be Spanked.
I Had A Huge Fight With Wendy.
I Acted Like A Spoiled Child.
And I Wouldn't Be Surprised If She Never Wants To See Me Again.
?? So I Guess Now Would Be A Really Bad Time To Ask You If I Could Do That Jane Austen Thing You Guys Are Developing? Yeah, It Might Be.
I'm Really Sorry.
I Really Screwed Up Tonight, Didn't I? Eh, It Happens.
I Wasn't Exactly On My Best Behavior Tonight Either.
Bail's Been Posted, Ms.
Jamison.
You're Free To Go.
Listen, There's A Bunch Of Reporters Out Front.
You Can Go Out The Back Way Ifou Want.
Actually, If You Don't Mind, Chloe, I'd Like You To Go Out The Front.
Ah, Great Idea.
Oh, Wait.
Much Better.
How Much You Been Drinking Today? Are You Pregnant With Deegan Mcneil's Baby? Chloe, Whore You Wearing? Victory Ford.
Hey, Your Dress Looks Great.
Ke The Pattern On The Front.
It's A Stain.
That's What Happens Whrbon Mskey Hand Me My Phone.
Have I Told You How Much I Liked The Movie? You Don't Have To Say That.
I Will Share The Bottle.
Oh, No, I Did.
I Was Really Caught Up In It.
Yeah, But Would You Tell Your Friends? Hmm.
What Do You Think I Was Doing While You Were In Jail? You're Buzzing.
Well, That's Nice.
Why'd You Do It? What? Why'd You Drop The Charges? What Do You Want, Kirby? You.