Los Espookys (2019) s01e05 Episode Script
El Laboratorio AlienÃgena (The Alien Lab)
1 (WATER BUBBLING) (SPEAKING SPANISH) ("ELLOS QUIEREN SANGRE" BY VARSOVIA PLAYS) TATI FUENTES: (CHEERFULLY) This is just a friendly reminder (EVILLY) that you're out of time.
Where's my money, bitch? Tico, what should this movie be about? My nephew's coming with his friends.
We can wait for him.
(SPEAKING SPANISH) I get you the visas, and in return, you fake my own abduction.
ANDRÃS VALDEZ: (SPEAKING SPANISH) (YELPS) RENALDO: (MUSIC CONCLUDES) (EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) Oh, good.
A fresh one.
Hello? Do you speak English or no? - Can I use your phone? - (GLASS SHATTERS) ("ELLOS QUIEREN SANGRE" BY VARSOVIA PLAYS) RENALDO: (IN SPANISH) ANDRÃS VALDEZ: ANDRÃS: PONY: RENALDO: RENALDO: I touch it for some reason.
And then the red comes out.
(IN SPANISH) (EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ÃRSULA: RENALDO: (SIGHS) RENALDO: ANDRÃS: ÃRSULA: ANDRÃS: ANDRÃS: ÃRSULA: ("PANTANO MEXICANO" BY MARCELA VIEJA PLAYS) RENALDO: LUCRECIA: (CHUCKLES) MELANIE: RENALDO: (CLEARS THROAT) ("WARMING" BY FUTURO PELO PLAYS) (CHUCKLES) ("MIRA ESTA" THEME PLAYS) Yabba dabba doo! GREGORIA SANTOS: - (CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS) - (BELL RINGS) - (THUD) (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) (COMPUTER BEEPS) (COMPUTER BEEPS) (ELECTRICITY BUZZES AND POPS) Did you Did you get the script that we sent you? RENALDO: (IN SPANISH) RENALDO: (IN SPANISH) arriving to help with the punch-ups on the script? Really soon.
You know, there's traffic on the way to the airport, so Traffic? No, no, no, no.
That That What if they don't even make it here? Traffic is the worst possible news you could give me right now.
It's gonna be fine.
They'll be here.
RENALDO: (IN SPANISH) BIANCA NOVA: Tico, Tico I need the bathroom code.
I don't want to buy a water.
Well, I think that things are going really good, and we'll talk really soon.
(IN SPANISH) Okay.
Bye.
- (PHONE BEEPS) - (SIGHS) ANDRÃS: (WATER BUBBLING) ÃRSULA: (SCOFFS) (PHONE PINGS) (ÃRSULA GROANS) LUCRECIA: (CHUCKLES) (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS) Well, good evening to you and your family, Miss Ãrsula.
Is this little Miss Tati I've got here? (CHUCKLES) (IN SPANISH) ÃRSULA: She's not going anywhere.
If you don't give me my money within the week, I'm gonna put Miss Tati here in one of our work-without-pay facilities.
We'll examine her and determine if she's better suited for an office job or doing mindless manual labor with extremely toxic chemicals and dangerous machinery.
(IN SPANISH) (IN SPANISH) (DOOR BUZZES) (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) (DOOR CONTINUES BUZZING) (MUSIC ENDS) (SINISTER MUSIC RESUMES) get you another week.
(MUSIC ENDS) (IN SPANISH) (IN SPANISH) (ALL CHUCKLES) (ALL LAUGH) - (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) - (FOUNTAIN TRICKLES) WATER'S SHADOW: (IN WATER BUBBLING SOUNDS) (IN SPANISH) WATER'S SHADOW: ANDRÃS: WATER'S SHADOW: WATER'S SHADOW: WATER'S SHADOW: JUAN CARLOS: (ECHOING) Andrés Valdez? JUAN CARLOS: PONCE: ALL: (EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) GREGORIA: The beach.
(MEMORIES OVERLAP AND ECHO) GREGORIA: GIRL: (MOTORCYCLES APPROACH) BIKER: (MOTORCYCLE REVS) (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ("NOSFERATU VIVE EN BARAKALDO" BY LOS CARNICEROS DEL NORTE PLAYS) (MUSIC ENDS) ÃRSULA: ANDRÃS: LUCRECIA: (PHONE PINGS) (WHISPERS) (SIGHS) (APPLAUSE) JJ: Melanie! She's back.
- KRISSY: You look amazing! - No, I don't.
I look shit because I've been in limbo for a week.
(APPLAUSE) Great.
Now my reflection's out.
What did I miss while I was gone? Yeah, catch me up to speed.
That's what I just said.
LUCRECIA: (IN SPANISH) MAN: Hmm? (CHUCKLES) - MAN: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- LUCRECIA: Hmm? (ROBOT-LIKE) LUCRECIA: (CAMERA CLICKS) WAITER: (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS) Oh! (BRUSHING TEETH) what are you looking at? What? I'm just waiting to use the bathroom before La Voz Kids Well, wait outside! God, I've had it with you.
(PHONE RINGS) (IN SPANISH) Renaldo.
This is Melanie's reflection.
Look, she won't get you the visas, but I will.
(IN SPANISH) (PHONE BEEPS) ÃRSULA: ÃRSULA: (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) (MUSIC ENDS) a root touch up tomorrow.
Reflection, what are you doing? Get back to bed.
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) (YELPS) (GASPS) RENALDO: (MUSIC PLAYS) ÃRSULA: (SPEAKING SPANISH) ÃRSULA: RENALDO: ANDRÃS VALDEZ: How the fuck am I gonna get these bitches outta my house? (MUSIC STOPS)
Where's my money, bitch? Tico, what should this movie be about? My nephew's coming with his friends.
We can wait for him.
(SPEAKING SPANISH) I get you the visas, and in return, you fake my own abduction.
ANDRÃS VALDEZ: (SPEAKING SPANISH) (YELPS) RENALDO: (MUSIC CONCLUDES) (EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) Oh, good.
A fresh one.
Hello? Do you speak English or no? - Can I use your phone? - (GLASS SHATTERS) ("ELLOS QUIEREN SANGRE" BY VARSOVIA PLAYS) RENALDO: (IN SPANISH) ANDRÃS VALDEZ: ANDRÃS: PONY: RENALDO: RENALDO: I touch it for some reason.
And then the red comes out.
(IN SPANISH) (EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ÃRSULA: RENALDO: (SIGHS) RENALDO: ANDRÃS: ÃRSULA: ANDRÃS: ANDRÃS: ÃRSULA: ("PANTANO MEXICANO" BY MARCELA VIEJA PLAYS) RENALDO: LUCRECIA: (CHUCKLES) MELANIE: RENALDO: (CLEARS THROAT) ("WARMING" BY FUTURO PELO PLAYS) (CHUCKLES) ("MIRA ESTA" THEME PLAYS) Yabba dabba doo! GREGORIA SANTOS: - (CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS) - (BELL RINGS) - (THUD) (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) (COMPUTER BEEPS) (COMPUTER BEEPS) (ELECTRICITY BUZZES AND POPS) Did you Did you get the script that we sent you? RENALDO: (IN SPANISH) RENALDO: (IN SPANISH) arriving to help with the punch-ups on the script? Really soon.
You know, there's traffic on the way to the airport, so Traffic? No, no, no, no.
That That What if they don't even make it here? Traffic is the worst possible news you could give me right now.
It's gonna be fine.
They'll be here.
RENALDO: (IN SPANISH) BIANCA NOVA: Tico, Tico I need the bathroom code.
I don't want to buy a water.
Well, I think that things are going really good, and we'll talk really soon.
(IN SPANISH) Okay.
Bye.
- (PHONE BEEPS) - (SIGHS) ANDRÃS: (WATER BUBBLING) ÃRSULA: (SCOFFS) (PHONE PINGS) (ÃRSULA GROANS) LUCRECIA: (CHUCKLES) (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS) Well, good evening to you and your family, Miss Ãrsula.
Is this little Miss Tati I've got here? (CHUCKLES) (IN SPANISH) ÃRSULA: She's not going anywhere.
If you don't give me my money within the week, I'm gonna put Miss Tati here in one of our work-without-pay facilities.
We'll examine her and determine if she's better suited for an office job or doing mindless manual labor with extremely toxic chemicals and dangerous machinery.
(IN SPANISH) (IN SPANISH) (DOOR BUZZES) (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) (DOOR CONTINUES BUZZING) (MUSIC ENDS) (SINISTER MUSIC RESUMES) get you another week.
(MUSIC ENDS) (IN SPANISH) (IN SPANISH) (ALL CHUCKLES) (ALL LAUGH) - (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) - (FOUNTAIN TRICKLES) WATER'S SHADOW: (IN WATER BUBBLING SOUNDS) (IN SPANISH) WATER'S SHADOW: ANDRÃS: WATER'S SHADOW: WATER'S SHADOW: WATER'S SHADOW: JUAN CARLOS: (ECHOING) Andrés Valdez? JUAN CARLOS: PONCE: ALL: (EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) GREGORIA: The beach.
(MEMORIES OVERLAP AND ECHO) GREGORIA: GIRL: (MOTORCYCLES APPROACH) BIKER: (MOTORCYCLE REVS) (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ("NOSFERATU VIVE EN BARAKALDO" BY LOS CARNICEROS DEL NORTE PLAYS) (MUSIC ENDS) ÃRSULA: ANDRÃS: LUCRECIA: (PHONE PINGS) (WHISPERS) (SIGHS) (APPLAUSE) JJ: Melanie! She's back.
- KRISSY: You look amazing! - No, I don't.
I look shit because I've been in limbo for a week.
(APPLAUSE) Great.
Now my reflection's out.
What did I miss while I was gone? Yeah, catch me up to speed.
That's what I just said.
LUCRECIA: (IN SPANISH) MAN: Hmm? (CHUCKLES) - MAN: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- LUCRECIA: Hmm? (ROBOT-LIKE) LUCRECIA: (CAMERA CLICKS) WAITER: (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS) Oh! (BRUSHING TEETH) what are you looking at? What? I'm just waiting to use the bathroom before La Voz Kids Well, wait outside! God, I've had it with you.
(PHONE RINGS) (IN SPANISH) Renaldo.
This is Melanie's reflection.
Look, she won't get you the visas, but I will.
(IN SPANISH) (PHONE BEEPS) ÃRSULA: ÃRSULA: (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) (MUSIC ENDS) a root touch up tomorrow.
Reflection, what are you doing? Get back to bed.
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) (YELPS) (GASPS) RENALDO: (MUSIC PLAYS) ÃRSULA: (SPEAKING SPANISH) ÃRSULA: RENALDO: ANDRÃS VALDEZ: How the fuck am I gonna get these bitches outta my house? (MUSIC STOPS)