Lost in Oz (2015) s02e08 Episode Script
Kansas Magic
[DOROTHY.]
Previously on Lost in Oz.
Go forth! [DOROTHY.]
He's conjured another tornado! [SCARECROW.]
Where are we? Kansas! You're finally home.
But now all of you are lost.
If there's anyone who can help, it's my mom.
We can finally put Oz behind us.
We didn't exactly leave all of Oz behind.
So I thought I'd drop off the Eye of the Arctic for you.
[DOROTHY.]
I thought there wasn't any magic in Kansas.
You activated magic in this earth stone.
There's magic right here in Kansas! (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) This is your periodic table of elements.
Carbon, oxygen, aluminum-inum.
What kind of weird elements are those? Reigh? (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) (TOTO GROWLING) This is the Ozian periodic table of magical elements.
A bit crude, I know.
I can only do some much with this primitive technology.
The two look totally different.
Ah, but after Reigh and I took a closer look, we realized that they're a lot more alike than they seem.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) Oh, wow.
(TOTO BARKING) So, check this out.
The elements in your table actually line up with the elements in ours.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) See? [ALL.]
Ah.
Ojo, that's incredible! Yeah, it's incredible, but how does it help us get home? Reigh, project the journal's magic levels.
Projecting now.
Yeah, it's empty.
We know.
Yeah, but thanks to West's powder of life, we already have a bunch of the Ozian elements we need.
[WEST.]
You better know what you're doin', munchkin.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) Well, that's a start.
Yes, and we know that there is magic in Kansas.
Oh, like the Eye of the Arctic? Exactly.
You think my journal will take Kansas magic? Only one way to find out.
(BRIGHT MUSIC) [DOROTHY AND WEST.]
Yes! So if we can find the right Kansas magic to substitute for Oz magic, we can fill my journal.
And hop a tornado back to Oz.
Uh, we have to fill all those empty spaces? Where are we gonna find enough magic to do that? I think we know a place.
Ooh! (LAUGHING) Wow.
Please, don't touch anything.
Oh, and don't wander off.
We don't want anyone getting lost.
Do you lose a lot of people? Where do they go? What do you do with them? What exactly shouldn't we touch? What is that? Ah! Ah! Eh! Easy, Reigh.
She hasn't hurt anyone in 65 million years.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I couldn't hear you over the size of those razor sharp teeth! Eh! Everyone can relax.
The T-Rex and everything else in here is perfectly safe.
Copy that, Dorothy's mom.
But just in case I'll stay terrified.
(MYSTIFYING MUSIC) Ready to find some magic? I don't even know where to start.
Uh.
This one looks promising.
Heh.
I knew this wouldn't work.
They're not all gonna be magic.
(MYSTIFYING MUSIC) That's one.
That's awesome.
Keep going, West.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) We should really charge more for this exhibit.
Quick, collect every rock and gem you see reacting to West.
Ooh! (LAUGHING) Gotcha! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (TOTO BARKING) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (TOTO BARKING) This one's full of magic, mate! (LAUGHING) Okay, I guess Kansas is pretty magical.
(SCREAMING) (WHOOSHING) So, how'd we do? Great! I think we might have it! Oh, so close.
We're only four elements short.
We've already tried every mineral and gem in the hall.
Well, we'll just have to broaden our search beyond the museum.
What are we gonna do? Just wander around Kansas hoping some rock lights up when I walk past? Let's split up.
We'll cover more ground.
But there's only one West.
Ah-ha! Already a step ahead of you.
Axel? Right, so I analyzed the samples that reacted to West and Found that they all have one very interesting trait in common.
Sorry, go ahead, Axel.
Eh, okay.
They're all super ionized With a positive charge.
With a positive charge.
So with a few tweaks to my wrist guard, I modified it to detect Magic! You invented a magic detector? Couldn't you have done that sooner? We could've used that a hundred times by now.
Oh, it doesn't detect magic.
Wouldn't that be a game changer? It detects super ionized, positively charged elements.
Exactly what you need for your Ozian magic substitutes.
So, a Kansas magic detector? Yeah, more or less.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) (CLAPPING) Yes! That's perfect! So we split up, canvas the town, and find the elements we need.
Eh, you're going into town? All of you? Eh, why? Are the growleywogs in town? Something worse than growleywogs? What horrible dangers lurk in town? There aren't any growleywogs.
But remember, there aren't any talking lions or scarecrows, either.
Seems like there's a shocking lack of diversity in Kansas.
Just be careful.
Don't let anyone see you and always look out for each other.
We do that, we'll get you home.
(SINISTER MUSIC) Well, Roquat, how does it feel to be home? Yes, a bit unsettling, I'd imagine.
You in a cage, me on your throne.
I never liked that throne anyway.
What if I play with your toys? You stay away from my toys! (LAUGHING) Now, are you ready to tell me the location of the nome king's belt? Wait! I already told you.
I have no idea where it is.
(GROWLING) Very well then.
Away with you, Xandort.
Hey, I haven't eaten my favorite food since my mid-afternoon snack! Like 30 minutes ago.
This is cruel and unusual punishment.
Oh, how ironic.
Cruel and unusual is how I describe your reign as king.
You're right.
I was a lousy, selfish king.
I realize that now.
Good.
Listen, you can still do the right thing, Roquat.
This is your chance to finally help nome-kind.
What does my dad's belt have to do with helping nome-kind? The great fairy lands all have one thing in common.
They were built on nome magic.
And now the time has come for nomes to take a magical home for our own.
The most magical.
Emerald City! And to do that, I need the belt.
I can't tell you something I don't know.
You expect me to believe you spent that much time with the emeraldos and never once asked where they hid our most priceless possession? We were a little busy trying to escape from you.
(SIGHING) Let's make this simple, shall we? Tell me where the belt is or spend eternity in the Gallery of Ornaments.
I'll let you think it over.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) (DOOR SLAMMING) [OJO.]
Emerald City One, report.
Come in, Dorothy.
How's it goin' at the museum? Have you found anymore Kansas magic? We're making progress.
Come on, all this super weird stuff and none of it's magic? (RUSTLING) Hey! These frozen potions must be magic.
(RUSTLING) Hmm.
Oh! (COIN CLINKING) It wasn't the potion.
It's this! An old penny.
Maybe it spent some time in a wishing well.
Huh, great place you got here, Toto.
Reminds me of Bunberry in Septober.
Let's just find as much magic as we can and get back to the museum.
I don't want to be seen.
Look around you, 'fraidy cat.
We're the only ones out here.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) (TOTO BARKING) Magic! Must be over this way.
Let's grab it and get back indoors forever.
Tally ho, Toto! We're getting warmer! (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) The magic is a four leaf clover? Oh, in Oz these things are just weeds.
Huh? Ah! Huh? (SCREAMING) He ran away.
Why'd he do that? I think he was afraid of you.
Afraid of me? (LAUGHING) Oh, quit joking around.
Sure, let's get gelato.
Huh? (SCREAMING) He was afraid of me.
Everybody's afraid of me.
Kansas rules.
Psst, Roquat.
Huh! Shh.
Guph doesn't know I'm here.
Why are you here? I need to know what happened to Dorothy.
Did she make it back to Emerald City? I don't know.
Guph sent her away on a tornado.
And trust me, the way he feels about Dorothy, it wasn't going anywhere good.
Oh, can't we have a nice king for once? I'm nice.
(GRUMBLING) I mean, I wasn't all bad, was I? See that ornament? The one with the smile? That's my brother Rockbert.
You put him there.
Oh.
Wait! That was the old Roquat.
I've changed! Hmm.
I promise! I'll never hurt another nome as long as I live.
(DOOR SLAMMING) Any word from Toto, Patchwork, and Reigh? They're not answering.
Probably too busy chasing down Kansas magic.
Well, tell 'em they're too late.
Look what we found.
Whoa! Cool! Actually, I don't get it.
This is just regular stuff.
West, will you do the honors? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) [ALL.]
Whoa.
I can't believe I've been surrounded by magic all this time.
You can't believe it? Let's get it all in the journal.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) I hope that does it.
(LAUGHING) Yes! We did it! We can really go home.
We can save my mom.
Go forth? [ALL.]
No! Oops, my bad! Oh, no.
It's sending us back to Oz.
Patchwork and Reigh are gonna be stuck here without us.
And Toto! I haven't even packed! [ALL.]
Whoa! (SCREAMING) It didn't work.
Wait.
It didn't work? I knew it.
I knew Kansas magic wasn't strong enough.
Dorothy, now how are we gonna get back to Oz? [OJO.]
Come in, Reigh.
What's your status? Dominant and more confident than ever, thank you very much.
(TOTO GRUMBLING) [OJO.]
Good to hear, I think.
Meet us back at the museum.
We're making some adjustments to the plan.
Let's hurry up and get back.
It'll be late soon.
People will see us.
Oh, there was a time when that might've frightened me, but today I say let them look! (TIRES SQUEALING) Stand back, guys.
I got this.
Tremble before me, puny Kansan.
I am Reigh the Frightening.
Fear me.
(ROARING) So scary.
- (TOY SQUEAKING) - Eh! Think you can give me gifts to avoid my wrath? Hah! Kneel before my scary-ness! (TOY SQUEAKING) (SNEEZING) Mommy, can I stay home from school today? Please? (SNORING) (SINISTER MUSIC) [SCARECROW.]
Come back, magic bug! West, I, I don't know what to say.
There is nothing to say, Dorothy.
It was a one-in-a-million shot.
You know, when Tin Man was down to his last grain of magic, he still managed to save an entire munchkin village from a horde of Fanphasms.
I'm just sayin'.
Maybe there's still a way to make it work.
Okay.
Well, how did Tin Man do it? Well, you see, his magic was supercharged by the electromagnetic power of an eclipse, but for that to work Did someone say eclipse? Sorry, eclipses are just kind of my thing.
Eclipses and crop circles.
Axel, didn't you tell me there's a solar eclipse coming up? No.
I told everybody there's a solar eclipse comin' up.
Axel's Totally Awesome and Super Educational Solar Eclipse Viewing Party.
Catchy title.
Look! The two eclipses look exactly alike.
So if we activate the Kansas magic during an eclipse It could boost the magic.
And send us back to Oz.
Hello? Are you even listening to yourselves? You're getting a plan from a Tin Man comic book.
[OJO.]
Yeah, but look! Based on a true story.
[DOROTHY AND MOM.]
It's worth a shot.
(SINISTER MUSIC) Uh, snack? - Yes! - Ah, ah, ah.
First things first.
The time has come, Roquat.
Who do you want to be? An honorable nome or a decorative ornament? I've had all night to think about it.
And I know the right thing to do.
Yes? The truth is, the nomes do deserve a better land and a more magical life, but they'll never get that with a selfish monster like you for a king.
(GROWLING) You! Ah! (GROWLING) King Guph, I'm so sorry.
I am going to ornamentize both of you! As soon as I clean myself up.
Sanitizer! Sanitizer! You don't deserve this, Xandort.
When I was free and powerful, I did everything wrong.
Now I know what's right.
But I'm stuck in a cage.
(SIGHING) (DOOR CLANGING) What are you doing? Givin' you a chance to do what's right.
Thank you, Xandort.
I will.
(TOTO BARKING) Toto, what's wrong? Reigh's been captured! What? Who took him? A wicked witch driving a truck covered in pictures of evil puppies and kitties.
That sounds like animal control.
We have to get him out of there.
Axel, how long until the eclipse? Three hours, 11 minutes.
That doesn't leave much time.
Quick, grab all the magic.
We've gotta go save our friend.
(COIN CLINKING) (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC) [MAN.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Previously on Lost in Oz.
Go forth! [DOROTHY.]
He's conjured another tornado! [SCARECROW.]
Where are we? Kansas! You're finally home.
But now all of you are lost.
If there's anyone who can help, it's my mom.
We can finally put Oz behind us.
We didn't exactly leave all of Oz behind.
So I thought I'd drop off the Eye of the Arctic for you.
[DOROTHY.]
I thought there wasn't any magic in Kansas.
You activated magic in this earth stone.
There's magic right here in Kansas! (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) This is your periodic table of elements.
Carbon, oxygen, aluminum-inum.
What kind of weird elements are those? Reigh? (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) (TOTO GROWLING) This is the Ozian periodic table of magical elements.
A bit crude, I know.
I can only do some much with this primitive technology.
The two look totally different.
Ah, but after Reigh and I took a closer look, we realized that they're a lot more alike than they seem.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) Oh, wow.
(TOTO BARKING) So, check this out.
The elements in your table actually line up with the elements in ours.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) See? [ALL.]
Ah.
Ojo, that's incredible! Yeah, it's incredible, but how does it help us get home? Reigh, project the journal's magic levels.
Projecting now.
Yeah, it's empty.
We know.
Yeah, but thanks to West's powder of life, we already have a bunch of the Ozian elements we need.
[WEST.]
You better know what you're doin', munchkin.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) Well, that's a start.
Yes, and we know that there is magic in Kansas.
Oh, like the Eye of the Arctic? Exactly.
You think my journal will take Kansas magic? Only one way to find out.
(BRIGHT MUSIC) [DOROTHY AND WEST.]
Yes! So if we can find the right Kansas magic to substitute for Oz magic, we can fill my journal.
And hop a tornado back to Oz.
Uh, we have to fill all those empty spaces? Where are we gonna find enough magic to do that? I think we know a place.
Ooh! (LAUGHING) Wow.
Please, don't touch anything.
Oh, and don't wander off.
We don't want anyone getting lost.
Do you lose a lot of people? Where do they go? What do you do with them? What exactly shouldn't we touch? What is that? Ah! Ah! Eh! Easy, Reigh.
She hasn't hurt anyone in 65 million years.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I couldn't hear you over the size of those razor sharp teeth! Eh! Everyone can relax.
The T-Rex and everything else in here is perfectly safe.
Copy that, Dorothy's mom.
But just in case I'll stay terrified.
(MYSTIFYING MUSIC) Ready to find some magic? I don't even know where to start.
Uh.
This one looks promising.
Heh.
I knew this wouldn't work.
They're not all gonna be magic.
(MYSTIFYING MUSIC) That's one.
That's awesome.
Keep going, West.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) We should really charge more for this exhibit.
Quick, collect every rock and gem you see reacting to West.
Ooh! (LAUGHING) Gotcha! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (TOTO BARKING) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (TOTO BARKING) This one's full of magic, mate! (LAUGHING) Okay, I guess Kansas is pretty magical.
(SCREAMING) (WHOOSHING) So, how'd we do? Great! I think we might have it! Oh, so close.
We're only four elements short.
We've already tried every mineral and gem in the hall.
Well, we'll just have to broaden our search beyond the museum.
What are we gonna do? Just wander around Kansas hoping some rock lights up when I walk past? Let's split up.
We'll cover more ground.
But there's only one West.
Ah-ha! Already a step ahead of you.
Axel? Right, so I analyzed the samples that reacted to West and Found that they all have one very interesting trait in common.
Sorry, go ahead, Axel.
Eh, okay.
They're all super ionized With a positive charge.
With a positive charge.
So with a few tweaks to my wrist guard, I modified it to detect Magic! You invented a magic detector? Couldn't you have done that sooner? We could've used that a hundred times by now.
Oh, it doesn't detect magic.
Wouldn't that be a game changer? It detects super ionized, positively charged elements.
Exactly what you need for your Ozian magic substitutes.
So, a Kansas magic detector? Yeah, more or less.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) (CLAPPING) Yes! That's perfect! So we split up, canvas the town, and find the elements we need.
Eh, you're going into town? All of you? Eh, why? Are the growleywogs in town? Something worse than growleywogs? What horrible dangers lurk in town? There aren't any growleywogs.
But remember, there aren't any talking lions or scarecrows, either.
Seems like there's a shocking lack of diversity in Kansas.
Just be careful.
Don't let anyone see you and always look out for each other.
We do that, we'll get you home.
(SINISTER MUSIC) Well, Roquat, how does it feel to be home? Yes, a bit unsettling, I'd imagine.
You in a cage, me on your throne.
I never liked that throne anyway.
What if I play with your toys? You stay away from my toys! (LAUGHING) Now, are you ready to tell me the location of the nome king's belt? Wait! I already told you.
I have no idea where it is.
(GROWLING) Very well then.
Away with you, Xandort.
Hey, I haven't eaten my favorite food since my mid-afternoon snack! Like 30 minutes ago.
This is cruel and unusual punishment.
Oh, how ironic.
Cruel and unusual is how I describe your reign as king.
You're right.
I was a lousy, selfish king.
I realize that now.
Good.
Listen, you can still do the right thing, Roquat.
This is your chance to finally help nome-kind.
What does my dad's belt have to do with helping nome-kind? The great fairy lands all have one thing in common.
They were built on nome magic.
And now the time has come for nomes to take a magical home for our own.
The most magical.
Emerald City! And to do that, I need the belt.
I can't tell you something I don't know.
You expect me to believe you spent that much time with the emeraldos and never once asked where they hid our most priceless possession? We were a little busy trying to escape from you.
(SIGHING) Let's make this simple, shall we? Tell me where the belt is or spend eternity in the Gallery of Ornaments.
I'll let you think it over.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) (DOOR SLAMMING) [OJO.]
Emerald City One, report.
Come in, Dorothy.
How's it goin' at the museum? Have you found anymore Kansas magic? We're making progress.
Come on, all this super weird stuff and none of it's magic? (RUSTLING) Hey! These frozen potions must be magic.
(RUSTLING) Hmm.
Oh! (COIN CLINKING) It wasn't the potion.
It's this! An old penny.
Maybe it spent some time in a wishing well.
Huh, great place you got here, Toto.
Reminds me of Bunberry in Septober.
Let's just find as much magic as we can and get back to the museum.
I don't want to be seen.
Look around you, 'fraidy cat.
We're the only ones out here.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING) (TOTO BARKING) Magic! Must be over this way.
Let's grab it and get back indoors forever.
Tally ho, Toto! We're getting warmer! (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) The magic is a four leaf clover? Oh, in Oz these things are just weeds.
Huh? Ah! Huh? (SCREAMING) He ran away.
Why'd he do that? I think he was afraid of you.
Afraid of me? (LAUGHING) Oh, quit joking around.
Sure, let's get gelato.
Huh? (SCREAMING) He was afraid of me.
Everybody's afraid of me.
Kansas rules.
Psst, Roquat.
Huh! Shh.
Guph doesn't know I'm here.
Why are you here? I need to know what happened to Dorothy.
Did she make it back to Emerald City? I don't know.
Guph sent her away on a tornado.
And trust me, the way he feels about Dorothy, it wasn't going anywhere good.
Oh, can't we have a nice king for once? I'm nice.
(GRUMBLING) I mean, I wasn't all bad, was I? See that ornament? The one with the smile? That's my brother Rockbert.
You put him there.
Oh.
Wait! That was the old Roquat.
I've changed! Hmm.
I promise! I'll never hurt another nome as long as I live.
(DOOR SLAMMING) Any word from Toto, Patchwork, and Reigh? They're not answering.
Probably too busy chasing down Kansas magic.
Well, tell 'em they're too late.
Look what we found.
Whoa! Cool! Actually, I don't get it.
This is just regular stuff.
West, will you do the honors? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) [ALL.]
Whoa.
I can't believe I've been surrounded by magic all this time.
You can't believe it? Let's get it all in the journal.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) I hope that does it.
(LAUGHING) Yes! We did it! We can really go home.
We can save my mom.
Go forth? [ALL.]
No! Oops, my bad! Oh, no.
It's sending us back to Oz.
Patchwork and Reigh are gonna be stuck here without us.
And Toto! I haven't even packed! [ALL.]
Whoa! (SCREAMING) It didn't work.
Wait.
It didn't work? I knew it.
I knew Kansas magic wasn't strong enough.
Dorothy, now how are we gonna get back to Oz? [OJO.]
Come in, Reigh.
What's your status? Dominant and more confident than ever, thank you very much.
(TOTO GRUMBLING) [OJO.]
Good to hear, I think.
Meet us back at the museum.
We're making some adjustments to the plan.
Let's hurry up and get back.
It'll be late soon.
People will see us.
Oh, there was a time when that might've frightened me, but today I say let them look! (TIRES SQUEALING) Stand back, guys.
I got this.
Tremble before me, puny Kansan.
I am Reigh the Frightening.
Fear me.
(ROARING) So scary.
- (TOY SQUEAKING) - Eh! Think you can give me gifts to avoid my wrath? Hah! Kneel before my scary-ness! (TOY SQUEAKING) (SNEEZING) Mommy, can I stay home from school today? Please? (SNORING) (SINISTER MUSIC) [SCARECROW.]
Come back, magic bug! West, I, I don't know what to say.
There is nothing to say, Dorothy.
It was a one-in-a-million shot.
You know, when Tin Man was down to his last grain of magic, he still managed to save an entire munchkin village from a horde of Fanphasms.
I'm just sayin'.
Maybe there's still a way to make it work.
Okay.
Well, how did Tin Man do it? Well, you see, his magic was supercharged by the electromagnetic power of an eclipse, but for that to work Did someone say eclipse? Sorry, eclipses are just kind of my thing.
Eclipses and crop circles.
Axel, didn't you tell me there's a solar eclipse coming up? No.
I told everybody there's a solar eclipse comin' up.
Axel's Totally Awesome and Super Educational Solar Eclipse Viewing Party.
Catchy title.
Look! The two eclipses look exactly alike.
So if we activate the Kansas magic during an eclipse It could boost the magic.
And send us back to Oz.
Hello? Are you even listening to yourselves? You're getting a plan from a Tin Man comic book.
[OJO.]
Yeah, but look! Based on a true story.
[DOROTHY AND MOM.]
It's worth a shot.
(SINISTER MUSIC) Uh, snack? - Yes! - Ah, ah, ah.
First things first.
The time has come, Roquat.
Who do you want to be? An honorable nome or a decorative ornament? I've had all night to think about it.
And I know the right thing to do.
Yes? The truth is, the nomes do deserve a better land and a more magical life, but they'll never get that with a selfish monster like you for a king.
(GROWLING) You! Ah! (GROWLING) King Guph, I'm so sorry.
I am going to ornamentize both of you! As soon as I clean myself up.
Sanitizer! Sanitizer! You don't deserve this, Xandort.
When I was free and powerful, I did everything wrong.
Now I know what's right.
But I'm stuck in a cage.
(SIGHING) (DOOR CLANGING) What are you doing? Givin' you a chance to do what's right.
Thank you, Xandort.
I will.
(TOTO BARKING) Toto, what's wrong? Reigh's been captured! What? Who took him? A wicked witch driving a truck covered in pictures of evil puppies and kitties.
That sounds like animal control.
We have to get him out of there.
Axel, how long until the eclipse? Three hours, 11 minutes.
That doesn't leave much time.
Quick, grab all the magic.
We've gotta go save our friend.
(COIN CLINKING) (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC) [MAN.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.