Love You to Death (2025) s01e01 Episode Script

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[heart monitor beeping]
[doctor] All right, let's get started.
Are you feeling okay?
Yeah. Yeah,
I'm a little nervous, but, um
[doctor] Don't worry.
Just think happy thoughts, okay?
Right.
And I'm not gonna wake up
during the operation?
[doctor] That's what the anesthesia
is for. Count with me and just relax.
Come on, now. Count with me.
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["TIK TAK", David Menéndez López]
LOVE YOU TO DEATH
[friend] Hey, so are you
coming for lunch or not?
THREE WEEKS EARLIER
- I'm kind of lightheaded, dude.
- What do you mean? How?
I had to get off my bike and walk it
or I would've crashed.
Yeah, you have an awful diet. You don't
eat vegetables or anything I make for you.
Hey, listen a sec, man. Should I leave you
any games for the Nintendo Switch?
"Any games"? What? The Switch is mine.
Look, don't be all materialistic, okay?
What's yours is mine,
what's mine is yours.
- You know that, man.
- Fine, all right, all right.
Honey, ask him
if we can have the air fryer.
No, tell your man the air fryer is Gina's.
- If you take it, it'll be my death.
- No, we don't wanna wake the beast.
- Uh-huh.
- Don't call her a beast.
- She's my girlfriend, dude.
- Fine. Hey, I gotta go.
These cables are a mess.
- But the Nintendo doesn't have any.
- Shit.
Well, I don't know
what I've got here, then.
Edu, what the fuck?
- You good, man?
- Yeah, I don't know.
I'm a little scared
about this dizzy feeling, dude.
Ah, well, don't worry.
I'm sure it's nothing.
You have angiosarcoma.
- Uh, what?
- Angiosarcoma.
It's essentially heart cancer,
if that makes it clearer.
Uh
Ca Cancer?
- I have cancer?
- Mm-hmm.
I was just a little lightheaded.
And I don't smoke. I don't drink. I
That doesn't affect this matter.
Angiosarcomas are primary
malignant mesenchymal tumors.
- Mesenchymal?
- Yes.
Cardiac tumors are extremely rare cases.
- It's a huge challenge.
- A challenge for who here?
They have a tendency to invade the heart
and its surrounding structures.
It's right here. You can see it.
What is that? What am I seeing?
Your heart.
With cardiac tumors,
there's a higher rate of mortality.
However, by combining aggressive surgery
with the right chemotherapy course,
we could eradicate it completely.
But, in your case,
chemotherapy isn't an option.
Given the size of the tissue,
it has to be removed immediately.
And what that means is
we'll have to operate in two weeks.
Operate? Operate, wait, in two weeks?
- Marc!
- [door opens]
[Marc] Yes?
We need to book the OR
for two weeks from today.
Two weeks? That's not happening.
It's gonna take three.
Fine, then three weeks.
So it's not that urgent, is it?
We can think it over and
- Coordinate with him, would you, please?
- Yep.
I'm sorry, but, uh, you need to operate?
There's not another option?
Although the operation is complicated,
no, we have no other option.
- But
- All right. There we go.
Wait. Don't just kick me out.
This is important, and it's so
I get it, but other patients are waiting.
Uh, look, just sign here.
- Here?
- Data protection. Here you are.
Thanks.
- One quick question.
- Sure. Hit me.
Just I forgot
to ask the doctor one thing.
Okay. I'm here. What's up, man?
All right. Um, well, uh,
did he discuss survival rate?
Do you know
what the rate of survival is here?
Uh, sorry, but I'm not authorized
to give you that information.
- Yeah, yeah, I can only imagine, but
- Your ID, please?
Yeah. What's the percent?
Like around ninety?
You'll have to ask the doctor about that.
- Is it fifty? Or forty?
- Here we are. You take that.
Thirty percent?
- It's thirty, huh?
- No, sir, I didn't say that.
- But that awkward pause, I heard it.
- Okay.
- Dr. Pisani is an amazing doctor, okay?
- Uh-huh. No, no, totally, of course.
It's just that he was really curt
and like
- Apathetic?
- Apathetic, yeah.
Zero empathy. Bang, and he's all done.
- The word only brings sadness, cancer.
- Yeah, yeah, just like it was nothing.
- Tactless.
- Right, no tact.
Okay, but, Raúl You were Raúl? Or?
Yes. Raúl Gasca.
Okay, what would you prefer, Raúl,
that he operates and you're cured,
or gives you a hug loaded with empathy?
[Edu] Bro, I just heard your
your message.
Ugh. I'm so sorry, dude.
Mmm. Heavy stuff.
Well, uh, just so you know, uh,
I'm here for you, man, whatever you need.
And, well, listen, you know,
I I just read somewhere
that, at the end of the day,
everyone ends up with cancer,
you know, sooner or later.
So, maybe it's better that it happened now
so that we can handle it
and get it knocked out ASAP.
Don't stress, bro, all right?
And don't worry,
I won't tell anyone, okay?
- [sighs]
- Love you.
[dance music playing]
Yeah, come on! Whoo!
- And now I want to direct commercials.
- You told me that earlier.
- Let's go!
- Yeah!
No, no, it's just clearly you're
a lot of talk and not a lot of action.
Come on! How low can you go?
- Okay. All great. Really great.
- Yeah? Yeah.
- I dig it, yeah.
- Me too, yeah.
- Yeah, it took you long enough.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, it was really great.
- I always do that.
- I wait too long.
- Come on, my place. Let's go.
- Wow. Are you serious? Yeah?
- Yeah.
Let's get outta here.
- Come on, yeah.
- Okay, let's go.
- Listen up. Chin-chin!
- Chin-chin!
- My jacket. We need my jacket.
- [partygoer] Here we go.
- What's going on with your jacket?
- I left it. It was right here. I had it
- Have you guys seen my red jacket?
- Let's all look for her jacket.
- No.
- Mmm
It's got my phone and wallet and my keys.
Everything, you know?
We gotta help her, yeah?
- Team Red Jacket.
- Holy shit, dude. Holy shit.
[partygoer] Where'd she leave her jacket?
- Today's Monday.
- Yeah, it is.
- It's not Sunday.
- No.
- I got a funeral.
- Wait. What?
- It's in half an hour, yeah.
- I'm so sorry.
I need my jacket. It's not here. Fuck.
I can't It's not I gotta go to work
and pick up a phone.
Then head straight over to my sister's
because I don't have my keys.
And I can borrow clothes from her
and then go to the funeral.
- Listen. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah.
- I'm with you 100%, okay?
- Yeah.
I'm with you.
I'll help you with all of that.
You have the greatest vibes.
You know that?
- You have the greatest vibes.
- All right, let's hit it.
Yo. Let's do one more line.
CARDIAC ANGIOSARCOMA:
A MEDICAL CHALLENGE AND
THE SEARCH FOR PATIENT RELIEF
Babe, would you please get dressed?
Or we'll get to the garden late.
- And this is?
- Nothing.
- So, you're watching?
- Nothing, nothing.
Is it porn? I don't care if it is.
- No, it's not. Come on.
- It's not?
Did someone maybe wake up on the frisky
side of the bed this morning, hmm?
[kisses, moans]
- What's up?
- Hey!
Hey!
I, uh I love both of you guys.
- All right.
- And you know that we love you.
- Okay.
- [Raúl] Yeah. Okay.
- What's his deal?
- I'm not sure. I think he's nervous.
- Trying to deal with moving and all that.
- Oh, sure.
So exciting he's moving in with Gerard
and I can move in with you, isn't it?
- Mmm.
- [chuckles]
Honey, I know what's happening.
You're scared. It's okay.
You're scared it won't work out.
But we need to embrace all our fears
like we would with any emotion.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, wait.
We'll do this thing I learned from Luca.
- All right?
- Who's Luca?
He's my emotional guy.
Okay, close your eyes.
Closed all the way.
All right, now, contemplate.
Is this thing that I'm feeling, is it
a product of what's happening right now
or is it a product of what could, right,
what could go down in the future?
- What could.
- All right.
All right, if it's "could,"
it's an imagined fear, Raúl.
- Imagined.
- The anxiety is anticipation, sweetheart.
- Anticipation, right.
- Mm-hmm.
And right now I
I have a question for you, all right?
- Uh-huh.
- And, please, would you just be honest?
- Please, honey, for me?
- [inhales deeply]
- Fine.
- Open your eyes, please.
- You did have on porn, right?
- Yeah.
- Oh! Get dressed, come on.
- Okay.
- Hurry.
- I am, I am.
- I'm gonna shower.
- Okay.
- [driver] Morning. Where are we headed?
- Morning!
Hey, man. Well, we're gonna be
kind of all over the place, right?
Can you take us to a few different places?
Is that okay?
Raúl, you're gonna break those.
Can you just stop?
This feels like a garden for Buddhists.
Yeah, well, regardless,
you break it, you buy it.
Let's see. Uh Hey, how about one
like this that hangs? What do you think?
- Mmh
Is it a bit excessive? I don't know.
Yeah, get it if you like it. Hmm.
Uh-huh? Yeah, no, it's not
No, I'm not seeing it. It's not
- I gotta sober up for real.
- We need everything to slow down.
'Cause I gotta get in there and
and look like I
- You look good, yeah? Hey. Look at me.
- Like I Like I didn't just
Look at me. Wait.
You look perfect.
- That's a ficus, isn't it?
- Yep.
Hmm. What about these?
What if we hang it in a wicker thingy
by the front door there,
with the coat rack, or?
I suppose so. Yeah. Yeah, if you
Yeah. If I like it, right.
Yeah, fine. Got it. Hmm.
Yeah. [clicks tongue]
- This where you work?
- It's, uh, here.
- It's here, is it?
- Here. It's here, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You wait here.
- Here?
- Yeah. Two secs.
- Stay right here.
- Okay.
Morning! Morning. Good morning.
- Morning.
- Hey, have you seen my work phone?
No.
Hey, what are you doing right now?
- I'm waiting.
- Waiting for what?
For instructions from you.
Well, sweetie, get the work going
on the mobility campaign.
I mean, how's it been going anyway?
Behind schedule, but it's not my fault.
Of course it's not your fault.
You're an intern.
And you're a little a little weird too.
Look. Here it is, Iveth.
Before Nano sees, I gotta get
[Nano] Hey, Marta, Marta, Marta.
Amazing to see you in the office,
especially because I pay you to work here.
Listen, I have to go.
I already had the day off. I told you.
- Don't you remember?
- No, no, no. You told me none of that.
Yeah, I totally did.
At the meeting the other day.
- Didn't I tell him?
- No, you did not.
- Shit, Iveth. Tell him I did.
- But I'm bad at lying.
Damn, girl.
Then get out of advertising. Fuck.
All right, listen.
I gotta go to this guy's funeral.
Ah. Another grandfather?
That's five already, huh?
It's not. It's a a friend
I've had since high school.
- Sorry. Were you two close?
- Very, yeah. And we dated off and on.
My aunt and uncle were murdered
a couple of years ago.
- Okay. Jesus.
- It was revenge. Their throats were slit.
Marta, you know
I don't like to micromanage.
Do you have the Chance slogan?
Please, Nano, I've gotta go.
I've got people waiting.
Will you start her termination papers now?
- All right, shit. I've got it.
- Wait a second.
- Yeah, I've got it. It's ready.
- [Nano] Well?
"It's fair, it's easy, and it's personal."
- I love it.
- Absolute bullshit.
Continue with the papers.
Okay, wait. No, listen.
Wait. Give me a chance.
- Give me a chance.
- [Nano chuckles]
[laughs] That doesn't make sense.
- And they do what, now?
- Second-hand marketplace.
[gasps]
"Get that dough by letting it all go."
Okay, that's pretty good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll use that.
- [Marta] Yeah!
- You're the best.
- It's fucking dope. You know it.
And with that, I'm out. Later.
You can forget the termination papers.
I'm crashing right now.
Can we just stop and buy some like
- Yeah, Gatorade and, uh
- I was gonna say beer.
- Yeah, sure, beer, yeah. All right.
- It'll wake me up.
You like this ficus or not?
- Uh, yeah, yeah. If you like it, yeah.
- No, Raúl, I didn't say I wanted it.
I asked if you liked it.
Do you like it, okay?
It's just you said
you wanted a ficus for the balcony.
- Yeah.
- Didn't you say that?
Okay, just leave it alone, Raúl.
It's not Just forget it.
- Are you serious?
- But you said forget it.
Yeah, Raúl, you don't need to do
everything I say all the time.
Never mind. Never mind.
It's fine. [chuckles]
It's fine. It's fine, honestly.
It's just anxiety.
It's something I'm able to transcend.
And then I will defeat
- Gina, are you?
- Uh, no, no, no. I'm fine.
It's nothing. Nothing. If I'm [laughs]
You know what? Here we go.
We'll just each get the plants
that we like. Hmm? Yeah.
And we'll put it all in the cart,
and then we'll pay for 'em,
and and we'll bring 'em home, right?
Yeah, and I'll find a place
for each little plant.
Even though
I don't even really like plants.
I'm really not understanding.
Are you upset?
- No, it's not
- Something's definitely wrong.
Because your voice is all squeaky,
the way it gets when you're too scared
to say something.
No, nothing's wrong.
- Three notes higher, right there.
- Oh, jeez, Raúl.
One more again.
Come on, say it.
Raúl
Your voice has stopped squeaking.
I know.
Because now I need to
to say something that I was, um
that I was too afraid to say until now.
And that is?
Our relationship has to end.
[sighs, sniffs]
Hey! Let's buy this!
- Uh, yeah, here we are. Thanks.
- Wait. What's going on? Who lives here?
- Careful. It's dangerous in there.
- Dangerous?
Snobbery spreads. It's gross.
- Please just come back.
- Yeah, one minute, one minute.
Okay.
- Hello!
- Hey.
What a surprise.
[woman chuckles]
Didn't you have a funeral
or something like that?
Yes, precisely. A funeral.
I stopped at work and I didn't have time
to go home and change.
Would you lend me one of your many
"designed to wear in mourning" outfits?
But why? You look I mean,
you look beautiful. I was like, "Wow."
I opened the door and said,
"She looks beautiful today."
You smell like a human cigarette,
but you're glowing, though.
I smell Yeah. [sniffs]
But, yeah, you're right.
I've got a a glow about me.
You sure do, yes.
Can I borrow that Cortefiel shirt,
that black thing
you look clinically depressed in?
I don't think
that one fits you well, really.
Hey, hey, hey. How would it not fit?
You're pregnant, man.
- Well, that's why. [chuckles]
- Everything you own fits me, sis.
- [man] Ana? Ana!
- Yeah, but it's not
- [Marta gasps]
- What?
- Hey, what's going on?
- I don't
- I just heard that.
- No. [laughs]
And that wasn't Joel.
- Are you losing it?
- Anita. Is that?
- Are you cheating on Joel?
- What the heck are you saying, girl?
- Are you out of your mind?
- I can't believe it!
- Well done! My sister's not a saint!
- [shushes] Marta!
- Please shut up, all right?
- She's officially dickicized!
Shut your frigging mouth and stop
being a pain in the ass. Get inside.
[Marta] Thank you.
What's all this?
- What are you doing?
- Uh, nothing.
Yeah, right, nothing. This place
looks a Pinterest board, Ana. Come on.
- Mmm, uh
- Wait. Hold on.
Are you guys having a baby shower?
- Well, I
- [children screaming]
Not inviting the aunt of the child
to the baby shower?
This entire thing
was done completely on the fly.
Everyone just kind of arrived
and brought over some things for the baby.
- It's no big deal.
- It's unthinkable. This is
You waited for me to be at a funeral
to have your baby shower.
Look, don't come around here all like
pretending you care and being dramatic.
- I don't need it.
- What? Pretending?
You're talking about my niece.
- Your nephew.
- Yeah, right. This is my nephew.
If I did invite you,
you wouldn't have even showed up.
Well, I would've brought a gift over.
- Right.
- But a mommy gift.
Not a baby gift like everyone else.
Seriously, what's a baby gonna do
with a gigantic bear?
It'll suffocate in all this fur.
It really, really hurts
you think you can't count on me, Ana.
[sighs]
I'm sorry, but I just don't get it.
All that out of nowhere.
It's really not out of nowhere, Raúl.
I've been the only one trying
for a while now.
But you never said anything.
This should have been
a wonderful day for us,
and yet again it's like
I gotta drag you around everywhere.
Listen, okay, Gina, I'm not really well.
You know what?
You honestly never are, Raúl.
And this morning
you didn't even wanna have sex.
This morning
I had something to explain to you.
- Oh, yeah?
- In this past week
- Oh, this is great.
- I had a few tests done and it was
No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.
Uh, excuse me. Sorry.
Uh, we we were next.
Yeah, but if you don't keep moving,
that's kind of how it goes.
[register beeps]
You're not gonna do anything?
- It's done. He's cashing out already.
- Oh, it's done.
This guy just fucking cut in front of us,
and, again, I gotta handle it all?
This guy's like 10 feet tall.
What am I gonna say here?
Plus how do we know that he isn't
I mean, maybe he's also agile and fast.
[imitates punching sounds]
Are you? [imitates Raúl]
Are you kidding?
What are you so afraid of?
I mean, isn't that obvious?
I just thought you'd be
a way more capable person.
Yeah, less just less complacent
and more persistent.
And excuse me, sir, sorry,
but we were next, okay? I mean
I don't know, more like motivated,
positive and happy.
Yes, I understand. I get it.
Uh, she's right. We were next.
Uh, oh, oh. Sorry. We
- I can relate, you know?
- You what?
I was always doing the heavy lifting
with my ex, all the time.
Yeah, three years down the drain.
All that for nothing.
Sorry. In our case, everything has been
fine, and we're doing great.
- No, no, no. I don't know what
- But today she-
You and I are not great. Sorry.
- It's just I needed him to give 100%.
- Yeah, and he gave you like 30%, right?
- Exactly. Exactly.
- That's how it is.
- That's exactly it. You nailed it.
- Please, no percentages, please.
- The percentages, I can't
- But that's how you are, Raúl.
From home to work
and from work to your house.
And, oh, watch out on Fridays!
You get a little crazy.
- Pizza. [laughs]
- Pizza. [laughs]
- Same deal.
- Yes!
Yeah, the most exciting thing we've done
all year was watch Squid Game.
You know that I only watched that,
so I wasn't excluded at work.
It just went on forever, Raúl.
Just I just can't go on like this. No,
I can't do it. I can't do it. It's done.
- You got the biggest hands.
- No, you can't.
No.
[sighs] Thanks.
[Gina gasps]
[Gina groans, sighs]
- That was sort of weird.
- Chin up, sister.
- Thanks.
- You got this.
Look, the whole world can see it.
I hear it from everyone.
Everyone? Well, how long
have you been discussing this?
And Luca was very clear about this.
I need to project only the positive energy
to attract energy to me that's positive.
Did you guys wanna pay by cash or card?
- Uh, it's a a card. Card.
- Yeah.
I want you to attract that energy.
No, Raúl, you bring me down.
I start here, and you're down here.
We're running a two-for-one
on the plants if you're interested.
- No, thanks. We're fine.
- It's fine.
- No, no, I'm right here, with you.
- Oh, no, you're not.
No, you're not. You're not right here.
Care to make a donation
to the Red Cross today?
- No.
- No, thank you.
- Cheapskates.
- Hey, we're up here together, both of us.
- Up here.
- No. This always happens.
[imitates whooshing sound]
And I'm down again.
That's 12.80, guys.
- Gina, that was so mean.
- Uh, bag?
- No.
- No, thanks, no.
No bag needed. It's fine. [sniffles]
Talk more later. See ya.
[knocking]
[sighs, sniffles]
Yeah?
I don't know, uh
Maybe I could get a ride?
[laughs, sniffles]
Are you serious? We're breaking up, Raúl.
And rather than, I don't know,
trying to change things,
the only thing that matters to you
is finding a ride to your house.
- Well
- Unbelievable. Just unbelievable. Wow.
I mean, if you don't want to,
it's okay, but
- My place is on your way is all.
- I'll see you.
Fucking toxic piece of shit.
[baby crying]
It's all right. Calm down. Mama's here.
Yes, she is. There, there.
You want me to take him, hon?
I can handle it. It's okay.
It's just experience
is a bit like a degree.
- I can make kids sleep like it's nothing.
- Oh, yeah?
Yeah, pass him here. I'll demonstrate.
You're kind of somewhere near
the horse whisperer but with kids.
No kids for you, huh?
No. No. Not interested.
No? Is your career intense?
I'm a creative director for advertising.
Wow. I'm a creative director
in advertising too.
- Yeah. Truth is, work never ends.
- I'm not even here, ladies, okay?
- Thanks. Okay, that's fine.
- All right, yeah.
Although now
I'm fully in Marcos' mother mode.
And all I talk about is
how swollen my dang feet are.
[laughter]
But just like that,
I put on my creative hat,
and, presto, I'm making my ads,
answering calls, waking up early.
Woo!
And just like that,
it's the Marcos' mother mode hat again.
Just games and fun stuff, you know?
Hilarious, right?
- Very much so.
- I'll say.
All those hats must have cost you
a fortune, huh?
[laughs] Come on,
let's take a group photo, everyone.
- Let's get one of the group now, Ana.
- Marta.
- [Joel] Come on, get in there, Marta.
- But I don't belong in it.
- [Joel] You're gonna be the auntie.
- Wait, wait. Hold on.
Oh, uh That's my baby Um
I'm adapting.
I'm blending in with my surroundings.
Your sister's hilarious.
- She's just so wacky sometimes.
- That's my baby's, so could you just
- [Joel] Here go.
- Mommies, say cheese!
Wonderful. So great.
No, but, seriously, when you have a kid,
you realize the true meaning of love.
Unless your kid's a shitty little butthole
who ends up ruining your life, right?
Okay, well, I'm gonna get a new
roll of film, 'cause things are tense.
I'm sure, of course,
there are good things about it too.
- Surely there are.
- I shit myself during the birth.
- You did what, now?
- Yes, I did.
Actually, here.
My husband got it all on video.
- Perfect.
- Oh, you really want us to see it.
- Here. Look at me shit. Look.
- Oh, I'm shitting!
Yeah, duh. Of course you did.
How could you not shit yourself?
There's a whole little dude in there
playing soccer with your spleen.
- Marta.
- So shitting yourself is the least of it.
Anyway, it's just not my thing.
Not for me.
No fucking way can I picture that.
Of course you can't picture it.
Because you're not pregnant.
Well, hey, I could be. I'm fertile.
I could absolutely get pregnant.
- I get laid and fucked, on top of that.
- But I'm actually pregnant, not you.
I didn't even realize.
Will you imagine that?
[Ana] Yeah, I'm very pregnant.
This is my party and not yours, because
I guess you didn't realize that either.
- Oh, hey, let's do presents, sis.
- There are no gifts, Marta.
Okay? No gifts. Those are all empty boxes
I put out for the photos.
I only got three shitty presents, okay?
There, I said it.
- I'm sorry.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- That's true, Ana.
- This is great. Huh?
My sister is the best.
Thank you so much, Marta.
Now one of the greatest days of my life
is a prenatal nightmare,
and all because of you, sis.
Thanks a lot, Marta.
- Wow, Ana, just relax a little.
- Ana, come here, honey.
Relax. Take it easy. Visit a therapist.
I do visit a therapist. If you recall,
I asked you to come to a session with me.
Yeah, but why would I waste my time
getting advice I know?
- Well, for me, it helps.
- Yeah, me too. We both go.
All right, for free,
I'll tell you what's wrong.
Your life is boring and monotonous,
and you can't stand it.
- Shut up already, okay?
- [yelps]
I'm so sorry, sweetie. I didn't even
see you right there. Sorry, sweetie pie.
- Let go of me, you idiot!
- [gasps]
- [Joel] What are you doing, kid?
- Your son is a little prick.
- What the actual fuck is his deal?
- I'm sorry, Ana, but you hit him first.
- Did you really just call my son a prick?
- The demon child headbutted my sister.
- Of course he did. She hit him.
- This is all just a misunderstanding.
What fucking misunderstanding?
My nose is fucking broken 'cause of him.
Relax, honey bun.
Jeez, Joel.
Why don't you stick up for her, dude?
- Just shut it, okay? Stay out of it.
- All right, fine. I will.
It's okay, sweetie.
- It's fine. He's just a kid. He didn't
- The kid's a son of a bitch.
- [gasps]
- [Joel] What are you doing?
Did you really
just put your hands on me, Miriam?
No, it was my impulse.
Well, hit me. You wouldn't dare hit
a pregnant woman. Go on, sling at me.
I won't hit you because you're pregnant.
But you can gently
just lightly flip me back, okay?
- There it is.
- Why would you? Did you?
All right. All right, hit me back
and we'll call it even.
This is wrong. Both of us are pregnant.
Well, you're a lot fatter than I am.
Well, I'm further along, but
that's just the child. It's not fat, okay?
I love you, Miriam.
- Come to me.
- It's just that I'm feeling so alone.
[Miriam] Of course.
My ass is frigging gigantic.
I don't know myself at all.
No, it's not.
Joel!
- Sweetie, I
- Leave me alone, okay?
Fine.
- Mommy, I
- Yeah, coming.
I can't do this.
- Do the photos.
- Yes, I am. I'm taking the photos.
- Everyone's bossy now.
- Hey, does this have any alcohol?
- No, it's non-alcohol.
- Nothing does, right?
- The drama.
- Okay, this is done.
Hey, being pregnant's not all bad.
There are good parts, right?
- Sure. Of course there are.
- Your tits get enormous.
- I mean, look at these, right?
- That's true. Sure, go ahead.
Yeah. Great tits.
Mine.
[guest 1] And you don't get your period.
That's a bonus.
- [guest 2] That too.
- [Miriam] That's a big one.
- [guest 1] No one talks about that one.
- [guest 3] Right, and your skin.
- And your hair. It gets so shiny.
- Yes, right.
- It's almost as if you're glowing.
- Yep.
- [Miriam] I hear that a whole lot.
- [guest 3] I just told you yesterday.
[Miriam] So, yeah.
You told me not today, but yesterday.
Glowing?
[Miriam] Yeah. Look.
[Edu] What a mess, dude.
She couldn't just pick another point
to jump ship? No class.
I still haven't told her.
So what? You were already
dealing with a lot, Raúl.
You're the only one
I've told about this, so
Look, Raúl, you could see this coming
a mile away.
That girl was a headcase.
Everyone knew it.
- But this is good, Raúl, for both of us.
- I meant the cancer, dude.
- Ah.
- Who else knew about Gina?
Look, Raúl, I live with you, dude, okay?
Months have passed
since I heard your mattress squeak.
Well, the mattress is viscoelastic, so
Yeah? Are the sex noises
also made of viscoelastic too?
Gina's sex noises
are contained within, dude.
Also known as suppressed pleasure.
Honestly, you guys were dead and over.
Raúl, you weren't in love with her.
You were in love with the routine.
And I'll tell you one thing,
and don't take this the wrong way,
but I gotta wonder if this cancer,
you know, if it was caused
- by her.
- Please, dude.
Pretty cute plant, though.
Yeah.
You gotta have another one.
Man.
[gasps] One.
- What are you doing?
- Holy shit. You really scared me, Mom.
- And now you're robbing her?
- What could I even steal?
- Ana asked me to give this to you.
- Oh, all right.
And she's crying uncontrollably
'cause of you.
I'm sorry. I'm going.
I know that's what you all want.
Well, what do you expect?
Poor girl spent months
preparing this ordeal.
You show up, and it's all yelling, honey.
- Months?
- Yeah.
Huh. Well, now I feel much better.
Thanks a lot.
Did your boobs grow recently?
No, it's PMS. They're swelling.
Listen, why are you upset
about any of this stuff at all?
If she invited you,
you wouldn't have come.
I just don't get why she didn't.
Because I have a life,
she can't understand why?
I really don't get it either.
Honestly, we're worried about you, Marta.
Listen, okay, if anyone's worried here,
it's this guy.
Oh, yeah?
My sister has a photo of herself
printed on a cake.
- And?
- Have you looked at what's in her trash?
- Huh?
- She washes it, Mom.
All of the plastic she throws out,
it's all clean.
You're supposed to wash that stuff
when you recycle.
But don't change the subject.
You know what I'm saying.
We're just really worried
you're not progressing, honey.
What does progressing mean to you, though?
Marrying the first ass munch I meet?
Be careful. He's not an ass munch, okay?
He has Asperger's.
Focus, Mom. The point is
that I'm very happy. I love my life.
Ten years from now,
well, we'll see what happens.
Yeah. [chuckles] Now where are you headed?
A place where everyone appreciates
how I live my life now.
[chuckles] Okay but, listen,
you put back whatever you took.
- I didn't take anything.
- Return it now.
- [whistles]
- [Marta] Well, look who we have here.
Yeah, you're the little kid
who headbutted my sister, huh?
Yeah, because she's a moron, lady.
Well, if you touch her again, kid,
I swear I'll rip out your eyes
and put 'em on a key ring.
You ungrateful piece of shit.
Okay, it's done.
Let's get moving.
You Googled it, man? What an idiot.
Come on, dude.
You should have never done that.
And the same goes for warts.
You type in "warts" on Google, you'll see.
We won't live forever, man.
At some point or another,
we'll all get cancer.
- My aunt Dolores
- Huh?
We'll take her for an example.
She got throat cancer.
Did the chemo, tests, all that.
And guess what she's doing now.
What is she doing?
She's an opera singer, dude.
She sings in the opera.
She's not, like, the lead.
She's in the choir and all that.
But the woman is a singer. You get me?
And it had totally destroyed her throat.
I was told that the operation
has a 30% probability success rate.
What do you mean, 30?
- Thirty.
- Raúl, 30 is amazing.
- Yeah, dude, right.
- Hell, yeah. All right, listen.
Imagine I said to you,
"Uh, tonight there's this party,
and there's a 30% possibility it'll rain."
So what then?
Well, I don't know.
I'd take an umbrella, I guess.
Bingo! You know?
- Yeah.
- Okay, here's one.
There's a 30% chance possibly
you'll get laid.
Well, I'd get some condoms for sure.
Maybe a little bit too optimistic,
but, dude, that's the attitude to have.
Listen, you want beans, you plant seeds.
Am I right?
- Plant bean seeds?
- It's an example, okay, Raúl?
- Bean seeds are planted, okay?
- Uh-huh.
So you talk sweet to 'em. Hmm?
All positive. And then after that?
- Well, just say it.
- Then they fucking grow, Raúl.
- They do?
- Yeah.
But if you don't talk to them nicely
and all that, well, they'll pass away.
And that's how life is, my dude.
I'm not inventing anything.
This is science here, Raúl.
- I had no idea.
- Well, now you do.
[inhales sharply]
But, listen, Edu, a 30% chance
means there's a 70% chance
it won't turn out
the way I want it to, right?
That sounds way, way more likely.
Well, keep trying, Raúl.
You and I can ask around.
Maybe a second opinion's a good plan.
- My cousin's in medicine.
- Yeah, but your cousin's not a doctor.
Now you're trying to tell me
that my cousin's not a doctor?
- No, he isn't.
- The pride of my family, dude.
Who got out of the hood and fixed my back.
He's not a real doctor?
Because he's an acupuncturist.
He does acupuncture.
And I really don't think he can
solve this by shoving needles in my ass.
Not just acupuncture.
I had him put the weird cups on my back
with the suction cups,
and fucking A, man, that shit works.
I'll call him for you. Okay?
- New subject, all right?
- Okay.
Why are you all dressed up?
Where are you headed?
Not just me, buddy. We're going.
Did you actually bring me to a funeral?
I said I'd be here, dude.
How could I know you'd get dumped today?
- Do you at least know the deceased?
- Yeah.
You remember David?
- No. Who?
- He went to high school with us.
Tall dude, attractive, strong,
and healthy. And boom.
- What? Cancer?
- No, nothing like that.
A bus hit him in the city.
I hooked up with his little brother. Look.
Last week, man.
Here he is, look, in Lloret de Mar.
He was smoking hot and so full of life.
He still has Instagram? But he's dead.
Why don't they delete it?
Dude, there's a postmortem grace period.
It's It's protocol.
No, no. I want you to delete my account.
Relax. Your
Your four followers'll be all good.
Well, thanks a lot.
Well, listen. All this here is really bad.
Not your thing, okay?
We're still here.
There's no coming back from death, dude.
Yeah.
They found the tumor. You're gonna live.
Why do you think I took you here, man?
- To pay your respects, no?
- So you appreciate life, Raúl.
And you fucking start
to finally live it like you should.
This is super depressing, dude,
and this is not what I want.
No, no, no. A funeral, I don't want it.
Go out and eat some nice paella,
and I'm buying.
That's classy.
And I don't need flowers.
Okay? No flowers.
- They're really not my thing.
- Mm-hmm.
I'm always killing them, so no flowers.
Fine, not a petal. Come on, let's go in.
[church bell tolls]
[Marta] My condolences.
There isn't anything to eat?
Ferrero Rocher? Nothing?
- Those must have cost 'em a fortune.
- Well, I didn't have lunch, dude.
In American movies, a spread
at something like this is amazing, and
A whole funeral
just to make themselves feel better?
And in Mexico it's a completely
different story. Have you seen Coco?
No.
Well, yeah. They celebrate the dead.
Probably would have had
chilaquiles and tacos.
As soon as it's done,
they won't even think about this guy.
Oh, look. It's his girlfriend. Over there.
- Thank you for coming.
- Oh, please. I mean, of course.
He was eating dinner with his wife,
and all of a sudden
He got married? I didn't know.
Yeah. Yeah. His wife is a total wreck.
- Edu.
- Hey, Luna.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- Thank you. Hey, thanks for coming.
- No, it's nothing.
Uh, this is Raúl.
- He went to high school with us.
- Hi. Hi. I'm so sorry.
- Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
- When we were kids, of course.
It's such a shame.
David still had so much more to do.
And so young.
- He was the love of my life.
- Yeah. Yeah, I know.
- So, how did you get acquainted with
- That guy?
Well, I guess it was like
like 15 or 20 years ago,
and and we, uh
I had a roll in the hay with him.
As a matter of fact, he was my first.
He was the first person
to enter my secret garden.
Yeah, he explored
my whole forest of Narnia.
And you know what? I'll say it.
He even went into the secret cave
behind Narnia.
I'm not sure if
I I'm so sorry for your loss.
Condolences.
- Holy fucking shit.
- [church bell tolls]
We're, uh, gonna head to the mass.
We'll see you, okay?
Yeah. It's gonna begin very soon.
Five minutes.
Thank you.
How did you realize it?
- Huh?
- Come on, Raúl.
I just wanna ask her one question.
One quick thing.
How did you know? It's just you said
that his love was your greatest.
How did you realize it?
Because he's the best person
I ever knew in my life.
And now I feel like
my life without him has no meaning.
But, you know, I'm able to take comfort
he knew how much I cared, so
No one should die
without knowing that feeling.
Not at all.
- No one.
- Well, I'm sorry.
[Luna] Oh.
Thank you.
- [sobs] All right.
- Hey, Raúl, let's go.
No, relax. It's okay, really.
[urinating]
[man clears throat]
[singing "Lascia ch'io pianga"]
Look, right there. Check it out.
Look at the frigging lift.
They didn't clean it, man.
He, like, a big guy?
No, no, no. He was athletic. I told you.
All right, all right,
all right, all right. There it is.
Family and
[singing continues]
Dude, I'm convinced I'll die all alone.
No one to hold my hand or anything.
Don't be silly, man. I'll be there
to hold your hand. You won't die alone.
I don't want you to be the one, man. Jeez.
Family and
[singing continues]
[Raúl] Can't they cut her mic?
This is not about you, chick.
It's not your day.
- Yeah.
- Don't sing the whole song.
I know you're not singing the whole song.
Love is overrated anyway.
You heard of emotional dependency
and how it destroys lives completely?
Says the guy who hasn't been single
in something like 10 years.
Well relax, okay?
Love could be waiting
just around the corner.
Or somewhere unexpected.
- [door opens]
- Our brother, Dave
Holy shit!
- Pardon.
- [priest] Take a seat. Take a seat.
[chattering]
Excuse me. Pardon.
[Marta clears throat]
Those shoes are great.
Family and friends, we are gathered today
to bid David one final farewell.
[sighs]
It is good
that in these moments of sadness,
we come together to make
the pain of this loss easier to bear.
It's a Polaroid.
Our brother, David,
has passed in the arms of God.
You agree, then, this whole thing's
a show, and if there's no rhythm here
- Mmm yeah.
- the crowd will lose interest?
And with that, a member of his family here
has asked if they could speak
a few words about David.
PREGNAN
[gasps] You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- [priest] There she is.
- [Marta] Holy shit!
Go ahead when you're ready.
- Huh?
- Your words, if you would?
- I, uh
- [priest] Yeah, speak.
[Marta] Uh
Who is that?
[sighs] Sure, yeah. Of course. Right.
Uh
- Hi there, everyone.
- Has she been drinking?
Uh, what can I say about David?
I can honestly say that I haven't seen him
since high school and
He was a person who was very
He was very energetic,
if you can catch my drift.
Uh, he was a great friend, right?
All the things that you're probably
gonna say here, I'm sure.
Isn't that right, Father?
Listen, David was a fucking disaster.
[clamoring]
Yes, he was a fucking disaster.
And don't give me all that, "Oh, oh, oh."
He was probably not
the best son in the world.
He robbed his own parents to buy
a bunch of drugs. Well, I think he did.
Anyway Well, it was one time.
That I knew. Just one.
And he wasn't the best boyfriend
in the world either.
He would cheat on his own girlfriend,
I mean, countless times,
and sometimes it was with me, so I just
Yeah, I definitely fucked him.
He was a free spirit
is all that I'm trying to say.
He just liked to flow with the wind,
and he did everything that he wanted.
- He was cheating? For real, girl?
- I guess so, but you did too.
But it's not the same at all with me.
You're a little bit slutty, Luna.
Admit it.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say
[sighs]
is I think that he did,
you know, his best.
Much like all of us. Am I right?
We all screw up.
A lot. I mean,
we screw up a whole lot, man.
But none of us are perfect, are we?
And who even cares?
Because, in the end, after we die,
really, there's nothing.
None of this will even matter
a hundred years from now,
when we've all become dust.
Nothing. All that will matter
is what we did, what we've experienced,
and the way it's been experienced.
And if we manage to make the most of life.
That's the gift David left us.
The lesson to live life to the fullest,
no matter what.
Preach, queen, yes.
Really great. Really great.
Sorry. I'll just be quiet and
Anyone out there agree? Hmm?
Or feel like me?
I do.
Oh, not this guy.
- You?
- What are you doing, asshole?
Put your hand down.
People are staring at you, man.
COLLSEROLA FUNERAL HOME
[Edu] People know me here,
dude, and you're all,
"Let's just raise my hand up.
That's a great idea."
- It moved me, dude. What can I say?
- Keep it together, dude.
Oh, that's wonderful.
Your twin's over there.
Oh, shit. Bro, that chick
went to high school with us.
- Oh, yeah?
- Remember?
She was always getting suspended.
For smoking in the bathroom,
or smoking who knows what.
And going out with that dude
who was like 40 back then.
Do you don't remem?
Where are you going? Where are you?
I'm good. You can go.
Oh, and you just
fucking do your thing, huh?
[sighs]
Hello there. Um
Hi there.
Well, I, uh, I'm Raúl.
Who?
Yeah, we went to high school together.
Mmm You and I?
Yeah. You were a a grade above me,
I think?
- Mmm
- Marta!
Um
- One year older?
- Marta!
- [Raúl] Mm-hmm.
- Mmm Are you, uh
- Do you have anywhere to be now?
- [partygoer] Marta!
Mmm No. No.
You wanna grab a drink?
- Sure. Yeah, yeah. Great.
- Come on. Okay.
- All right, yeah. That sounds great.
- Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Uh
["TIK TAK" playing]
[inaudible]
[whispering] No, no. No.
- Are we good?
- Yeah.
- Yes. Let's go.
- Okay, here we go.
Yes, all right, there's my guy.
Come on. Get it. Very good.
[sighs]