Love You to Death (2025) s01e05 Episode Script
Wasteland
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[Raúl] I have to go
to the hospital again tomorrow.
- [woman] Do you want me to come?
- Yes, I want you there.
- You didn't ask me.
- I figured that was implicit.
[sighs] Are you serious? Really, Mom?
All right.
Please, Mama, do you wanna come with me
when I go to the hospital?
- Not now, I don't.
- Now you don't? All right.
- Listen, I gotta go to work.
- Can I see you today?
No, I really can't visit today.
- See you tomorrow.
- You sure?
It's sales-tax-free days at work
and they want me there.
They need me. And, it will help me
take my mind off of things.
- Love you, sweetie.
- All right.
Did you say tax-free days at work?
Are you seriously going to work?
I wanna go in. I'd rather go in.
I'd rather not think about anything
that's happening now, and really just
I don't wanna think.
What's up with you?
Nothing. Nothing's up. Nothing.
What do I smell?
Do I smell a lie?
If you don't wanna tell me
what's going on, then don't,
but something smells fishy, dude.
Marta and I banged it out.
[doorbell rings]
[Marta sighs]
What? Is it Mom? Is she dead?
What are you, a psychopath?
You brought Joel,
and he never leaves the house.
He telecommutes.
I struggle working
when there are a lot of people around.
Just wait a minute. Did you forget?
Marta, come on, you promised.
And a promise is a promise.
I don't ask you for anything.
Not even a gift for the baby.
And I'll get you one.
But, shit, he's not even born.
We're receiving things already.
Well, I'll do what I said I'd do, okay?
I'm gonna do it
because I said I'd do it and I will.
- By the way, congrats on the pregnancy.
- Yeah, thanks.
- So who's the father?
- You, Joel. You're the father.
- What?
- It's a joke, obviously.
- Oh, right, right.
- It's not a joke. No, I really mean it.
Our kids will literally be first cousins.
It's a miracle.
- You're kidding, right?
- We've talked about this a million times.
Everything she says is a lie.
It's a joke, okay? Just relax.
- Please leave my husband alone.
- I know.
We should get going.
Raúl's expecting us.
- Raúl?
- [Ana] Yes, Raúl.
I need to get a car that has five doors.
I have three doors now
and we can't get the car seat in.
The angle's not working.
It's awful.
- The movement
- It doesn't work.
Yes. I spoke with Raúl, and yes, um
Another day, though.
No, no. Today,
because today's sales-tax-free day.
Oh, right, tax-free day.
With no sales tax on top
of the discount he'll get us
We'll save a good bit of money.
- Am I right?
- That's right.
You guys were sports equipment,
you'd be a pair of cheapskates.
- Cheapskates. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
- I'll change and we'll get going.
- [Joel] Okay.
[Joel] You have a lovely door!
And you're a lovely father to my children!
Listen, man,
I really couldn't give two shits
about that mess Georgina at all, okay?
But cheating on her is messed up.
I think you should call her.
You're right.
Although it's kind of messed up
to break it off now
that she said she would stick around
for your last days.
So messed up, bro.
Other hand, you never asked for that.
No, I never asked for anything.
However, you never told her "no".
[phone ringing]
[whispers] It's Marta.
[sighs]
- Marta.
- Raúl, how can I explain this? Um
Listen, so I'm sorry about yesterday.
It was complicated for me and
Totally, and I know it's a weird ask
after banging it out,
but I kind of need to buy a car
and use your employee discount.
Uh
Are you there?
Uh, yeah. Okay, for sure. No problem.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I'll send you the address
and and and we'll meet there.
Thanks, dude. You're the best.
Seriously, you're the greatest.
- Thank you.
- For sure.
She wants to see me.
["TIK TAK", David Menéndez López]
LOVE YOU TO DEATH
[Jesús] All right,
welcome to our sales-tax-free event.
Please do me a favor
and form a straight line.
- What's up? Good morning, dude.
- Good morning.
NO-VAT-TAX-DAY
- Good morning, Bruno.
- Good for you, maybe.
Wanted to run
a little tiny thing by you. Uh
You think I could use
the old employee discount
for someone
aside from myself today, or?
Are you related?
No, not exactly, but, uh
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
That's super risky.
- No one's gonna hear anything, Bruno.
- [shushes]
Don't you know that these days
everything's listening to you?
And it's all miked,
even your dang printer, okay?
Randomly say in passing to your friends,
"Wow, Murcia is so amazing,
don't you think?"
And the minute you unlock your phone,
there it is, bang! Murcia tourism ads.
Okay, but going back
to the thing about the discount.
It's worth saying, I think,
I've never asked anyone to use it.
I don't have a license.
Uh, that won't cause any issues?
No, no, no.
No. Don't you go
divulging more of your secrets to me.
I'm no good with that stuff.
I'll just start to cry.
I mean, I'll choke.
It's what always happens.
Bruno, will you just please be cool?
All right.
But, listen, you have to show the car.
- Fine.
- Discreetly.
Because a ton of people are here
for the sales-tax-free thing.
It's nuts out there.
One more thing that I need you to do.
Act like a "nin-ha." Got it?
- A what?
- Like a "nin-ha."
- Oh, a ninja. A ninja. Right.
- A "nin-ha". I said, a "nin-ha".
Of course. I'll be the one to sell it.
If these doofuses can manage it,
I can too, right?
Right. Well, great. Thanks a lot.
No, don't say thank you.
You never even talked to me
and this conversation never happened.
I don't wanna hear another word,
so, please, just get outta here.
Okay, fine. All right.
Wait, we're not about to cut in line,
are we?
- We are about to cut this line.
- Of course not, sweetheart.
Honey bun, isn't it
You look like a vision today, you know?
- Thank you, honey bun.
- Can you guys please stop that?
Okay, knock it off.
Raúl!
- Marta! How are you?
- [laughs] How's it going?
Good. [giggles]
Uh
Okay, so this is my sister, Ana.
You remember.
- Raúl, thank you for your help here.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
I didn't wanna ask you,
but Marta insisted we come,
and she wouldn't let it go,
regardless of what I said.
- So, here we are.
- And Joel, my brother-in-law.
- Yeah.
- Hey, how's it going?
Also known as the engineer. [chuckles]
You don't have to tell everyone, Joel.
If you've got a problem
with your computer, feel free.
Oh, man, yeah. I'll call you for sure.
No, no. Don't call me. All right?
I'm not much of a
- Please, just e-mail. Yeah.
- Um, okay. Anyway, don't call him.
- Just e-mail for this guy.
- Right.
Well, should we look at some cars?
- Great.
- [Joel] Let's do it.
- It's for you both? Is that right?
- Yeah. It's for us.
But it has to have five doors,
you know, Raúl?
Because in our current car we can't
The angle's wrong. It's awful.
Getting the car seat in,
it's not a smooth movement.
Right. The movement isn't clean.
- It doesn't have the angle.
- Got you. The angle's bad.
- Let's get you a new car, then.
- [Ana] Yes.
All right.
You can look around and
- We'll go look.
- This whole area is family cars.
- [Ana] Great.
- It's, you know, a big decision.
- So take your time an' all.
- [Joel] Right.
- Okay.
- Good?
- [Joel] Thanks, man.
- Thank you, guys.
Hey.
So I wanted to say thanks for
for everything.
- It's nothing.
- Seriously, though.
The discount's pretty good.
It shouldn't go to waste, right?
I agree, Raúl Gasca. [chuckles]
Anyway, um, yesterday
Yeah, uh, I wanted to
I wasn't sure what to say, but yesterday
It was great, wasn't it?
Yeah?
I mean, yeah. I think.
For me, it was, um, really great.
I mean, it was better than okay.
- For sure.
- It blew my mind.
- Okay, calm down. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
Yeah, well, I don't know,
later maybe we could,
if you want, hang out or
Mmm. We could, for sure.
Great.
I mean, let's see
the kind of discount you give my sister.
- Extortion?
- Yeah.
Okay. Fine, all right.
I appreciate a good challenge.
Guys, all the family-sized cars
are gonna be from here down.
Keep looking, no rush.
Just take your time and
- [phone ringing]
- Apologies. I'm getting a call.
[Joel] Sure. Thanks.
[Jesús] All right, let's proceed.
Single file, please.
- Hey!
- What's up, pookie? How's your day?
It's fine, fine.
Dude, I think you were right.
I do think she's into me, sort of.
Okay, great. That's awesome.
One little thing. Um
It's probably nothing,
but, it could be.
Got a phone call from Georgina.
It's your four-year anniversary?
Today would have been
four years if we hadn't ended it.
But that set the clock
back to zero, didn't it?
I don't know
what the rules are in this case.
- It's just she'll be there in a sec.
- She'll what?
She wanted to surprise you,
but I thought, "Warn him,
'cause shit's about to go down."
No. You've gotta stop her.
Tell her I'm at the doctor and I'm not
That I didn't go to work.
No way can she come in.
Edu, she can't come in here.
Chill, dude. She just left.
I'm pretty sure you have time still.
I don't think
she could get there that fast.
- Yeah, she's here.
- Huh?
She's a fast little devil.
Must be from spinning.
Raúl? Raúl?
[Bruno] Look at this. You see? Boom.
You leave the office for a second,
I get a tourism ad for Murcia.
"Trip for two." Ha!
I only need a trip for one.
But, hey, we'll see what happens, right?
- Raúl, dude, are you all right?
- Yeah, everything's cool.
[Raúl breathes heavily]
- I've gotta stay in here.
- What do you mean?
- You were just out there, weren't you?
- I have to stay in here.
[shushes] That tone of yours?
Just watch it, ese. You hear me?
Uh-huh. Sorry, sorry.
It's just that Gina's here,
and she can't see me with Marta.
Georgina, your girlfriend, can't see you
with that girl Marta. Why exactly?
Ai! No, no, no, no, no.
Jeez, Raúl, you cheated on your girlfriend
with the discount chick?
- Yeah.
- Man, how could you? Come on!
You know how I'll be affected.
You know full well,
I can't handle these things.
It has nothing
to do with you at all.
- You didn't get left for someone else.
- Thanks a lot.
I wasn't left for someone else, all right?
My ex was actually content
to just be alone.
You gotta help me, dude.
She can't see me with her here.
Bruno, you seen Raúl?
What the hell you doing down there, dude?
You left those clients out there
by themselves.
- Bruno, don't say anything, okay?
- No secrets here.
So I guess
his girlfriend is out there,
but he cheated on her with this chick
for a "discount," he says.
No, she didn't sleep with me
for the discount, Bruno.
You say that,
but do you even know?
It's not for her. It's for her sister.
- Holy fucking hell. This man's a machine.
- [exhales]
Nacho, Nacho.
Come here, come here, come here.
- What's with the urgency, dude?
- Come here. You're gonna lose it.
- Raúl, so it happens, is a player, bro!
- [Nacho] What do you mean?
He's got his girlfriend out there,
but then so is some chick he fucked,
and on top of that,
her sister is here, who he banged also!
Her sister? What are you saying?
- Her sister's pregnant.
- Wait a sec. Which sister?
- Actually, they both are.
- My God.
You fucked them both and they're both
knocked up? Are you kidding?
Hey, douch noz. What's going on in here?
You're gonna freak your shit, man.
Raúl has managed to fuck two sisters
and he knocks two of them up.
- Double trouble!
- Motherfucker.
Are you kidding? I guess
you fucked them at the same time, right?
Otherwise, the story's
not really worth telling. Just saying.
Hey.
What the hell's going on in here?
Check it out. This guy's hilarious.
He had a threesome with twin sisters
who were both pregnant.
- This guy?
- The two of them.
I mean, that actually makes it
a fivesome, really.
- Hey, guys!
- Were you just like waiting there?
Enrique, you're here? Come on.
You can't be sitting there
in my closet and listening, okay?
It's getting serial killer, honestly.
Look, I swear I didn't hear
you guys saying anything about twins.
- [colleagues chuckle]
- [grunts]
Miss, do you work here?
Does it look like I work here?
- [chuckles] No, of course not. Sorry.
- Why not?
- Huh?
- Is it because I look
No, no. Sorry.
I'm not insinuating anything.
- You were insinuating.
- No, I didn't insinuate anything.
No, chill.
I'm just playing with you, girl.
For real. I wouldn't work here
with a gun to my head, all right?
[laughs]
Raúl, you look way stressed out,
and I don't think this is
the problem situation you think it is.
- Not at all.
- But we're gonna help you out either way.
We're gonna help him, right?
Of course. Let's do it.
Let's make a plan, guys.
I want you guys to go out there
and distract his girlfriend, please.
And then, Raúl, for the love of God,
get off your ass and go sell
those twins out there a car,
because they're sitting there
waiting for you.
- They're not twins, you guys.
- Whatever, man.
You have to get out there.
- Don't worry about it. We got your back.
- Start your engines.
- I'm just here because it's tax-free day.
- Ah.
I mean, it's not for me, though.
I'm a disaster.
- I'm always missing these sales by a day.
- That exact same thing happens to me.
I'll buy something, and the next day it's
tax-free or Black Friday or some sale.
As opposed to my sister,
who's the queen of deals and discounts.
- Yeah?
- Oh, God, yes.
She has a discount calendar.
And congrats. She's gonna pop soon.
She's so pregnant, huh?
- No, no. She's not pregnant.
- Ah?
No, that's from a condition.
Her intestines swell up
like an inflatable chair.
She'll either die or stay like that.
Damn, that's just I'm sorry.
Girl, I'm kidding again.
You're too sweet.
I can't keep torturing you.
Oh! For a minute there,
I was like, "Oh, jeez, not again!"
Well, hey, I'm gonna go hang out
with the happy couple.
- Good luck with that.
- Okay.
- Have a good one.
- Enjoy all your discounts.
- Discounts for sure.
- Later.
See you. [laughs]
[Marta] This one's great
for you two, right?
- I mean Have a look.
- The color is And the angle, right?
[Joel] Super smooth.
Raúl. Is that her?
[whispers] Yeah, that's her.
- [clears throat]
- Uh, hi there.
- Can I help you with anything, miss?
- Seriously?
The whole "miss" thing
is kind of old school.
Well, I'll gladly call you "sir," miss.
Uh, do you need any help?
I just
I'm just waiting for someone.
Listen, the best area to wait
is the VIP lounge, if you have to.
- Why not wait there?
- It has comfy seating, you know, sofas.
And there's a socket
for your phone to charge too.
And there's a watercooler with
two buttons. One's cold and one's hot.
Guys, guys, why are you talking so much
about the VIP lounge
instead of just showing the good sir?
- Let's get going, huh?
- You don't need to.
- I'll show you. Come on, this way.
- How about it?
[Nacho] If you need to powder your nose,
I can help with that.
- I don't wanna powder anything.
- The offer stands, my lady.
What's with this girl?
Two salesmen are helping her.
We're just stuck here waiting, you know?
When you start being
especially asshole-ish as a customer,
it gets me so hot, honey.
Oh, yeah, honey bunny?
- Hello, honey bunny.
- Please stop, all right?
- Wow.
- What is it?
- Have a seat right there.
- [Gina] I really don't think
[salesman] We got peanut butter.
You like peanut butter?
- All right, you're good.
- [Raúl] Yeah?
- Yeah, the eagle has landed.
- Yeah?
It's time to sell that couple a car.
- We gotta do it fast.
- I don't know, you guys.
Whenever I watch couples doing
couple-y stuff, it bums me right out.
You're all right. Come on, dude, go.
I freakin' love my job, dude.
- Fine, all right.
- Oh.
So, you guys like this one?
Marvelous choice, I gotta say.
[Bruno] Yep, it's fantastic.
If you want, we'll go sit in my office
and we can begin
filling out your paperwork.
No. We're just looking at this one still.
Could you please tell us a bit,
you know, about it, or?
- Yes, go ahead.
- Yeah, uh, it's a really rad car.
Not much to say, though.
The car speaks for itself.
But the car doesn't speak literally.
It's not like Lightning McQueen or KITT.
If you say, "Come here, car,"
it's not coming over to you.
- But are the features?
- What features does this car
- Uh, it's got, um
- Wheels, right? It's got wheels.
It's got four, actually. Oh,
and the spare too, so it's five, I guess.
But what's important is
the reliability you get with this brand.
You know, tradition and innovation
- Innovation. Hand in hand, right?
- fit together hand in hand.
Obviously you guys suck at selling cars.
But I'm pretty sure
you could still get me to buy one.
Yeah? Well, then, we're sold.
I'm selling it.
- [Ana] What about those over there?
- Those there? Nah. No, no, no.
This car, it comes with more colors,
you know, if you wanna take a look.
Red, blue, green. Whatever color
you'd like, we got it here for you.
- I just don't really like this one.
- You don't like it?
And those there? Have you seen those?
It's just they have that
What was it you mentioned?
- The angle for the car seat to
- Right. It's got the angle.
- We should take a peek.
- And it's comfy. Would you guys?
- I'll show you.
- Let's go.
Uh, so can we double-check the angle?
[chuckles]
Uh Well, as far as VIP goes,
this lounge really isn't it, is it?
- It's gone through some changes.
- Yeah.
- Has it?
- Yes, due to the crisis in the sector.
This poor lounge
isn't what it once was, you know?
You see the watercooler there?
It didn't use to be water.
It had cava.
[both laugh]
The cooler. Uh
- It's a joke. My guy
- Yeah, right, I got it.
It's always been water, but
Anyway [chuckles]
[Pedro whistles]
[Ana] Oh. I love this one.
Can we please get it? It's so cute.
- It's super cute, isn't it?
- [Marta] It's dope, right?
- Yeah, so dope.
- [Ana] Yeah.
It's the best choice, I think. End
of the day, all cars are the same, right?
Maybe the color's different
or, you know, the way it handles
or the steering wheel's
not quite circular,
but you're able to drive it still.
A different car, I mean,
what changes, really? The stereo knobs?
- Bruno, please, just, uh
- What?
The, uh Can you go check on the
[inhales deeply]
- [Ana] What What the heck is he doing?
- [Marta] No clue.
- [Raúl] Uh
- What are you doing?
[Raúl] Uh, yeah, it's nothing.
Yeah, no, I was just making sure
the the anchorage tech is intact.
The SecurFix 2020. 2020, yeah.
Yeah, SecurFix,
if you're driving with babies,
it's absolutely a must with the car seat.
If your car doesn't have it, shoosh,
the baby goes flying and
[whistles] Bam!
There's baby's brains everywhere,
all over the glass.
It's essential like that. Parents need it.
This one's got it. It's here.
It's intact. I'm touching it now.
- Joel
- What?
The car seat we bought
has the anchorage tech, right?
Um, well, it
- [Ana] Is it equipped or not?
- Yeah, I think it's
- Tell me it has the anchorage tech.
- Well, look, I'm not sure, sweetie.
- I don't know.
- You don't? Listen, mister.
- You're the engineer.
- Darling, I'm a software engineer.
[Ana] I'm sick of having to do everything.
I read no reviews that mentioned
a thing about this SecurFix, okay?
Not one discussed SecurFix.
- Fine.
- Shut it. Shut up, okay?
Fine. I'll shut up.
[Pedro]
So you're Raúl's girlfriend, right?
And today's our anniversary,
so that, of course, is why I'm here.
To take him to lunch
at his favorite restaurant.
- It's been four years.
- That's something.
- Congratulations.
- Yeah, thanks.
I just said it earlier.
Four years is wonderful.
That's really something to get
to four years. And you guys were faithful.
Duh! Listen, monogamy for four years
is great. It's what good folks do.
Not saying either of you were unfaithful.
And for a relationship of four years
to make without even
one single drifting moment
- A drifting?
- Yeah.
When you accidentally swerve
out of your lane.
Exactly. You just swerve on,
where you're driving a little too fast.
- Oh, yeah, drifting, okay.
- [Nacho] Feel me?
You all swerved a lot, huh?
Tokyo drifters?
[all] No, no. No. No, no, no, no.
- [Nacho] Never, no.
- Just a sec. Is that Raúl?
Yes, okay.
I've drifted. All right, sure.
- Okay.
- Look, I'll show you.
- Sit down. It's super fun.
- It's not It's all good.
I don't need to see
who you're getting your swerve on with.
- It's interesting.
- Are you kidding me? Come on.
- When you see them, you'll understand.
- Drifted.
Swerved.
- Oh, my God.
- Holy fuck, dude.
My son's First Communion pic. Erase.
- This isn't It's not a very big deal.
- It's not a big deal?
Our first baby's brains might have
been smeared all over that windshield,
but, yeah, no big deal.
- Well, that is
- I made lists of everything we need.
I scoured blogs and books.
And I follow all those fucking
Instagram moms, and they're exhausting.
What was the point? There is none,
because I'm gonna be a terrible mother.
- I'm gonna be a shit mother.
- No. That's not true at all.
- About this car
- Really, Ana.
- What are we thinking?
- This is not the time or place
- to start getting all emotional.
- Don't tell me how I should behave.
No, I wasn't Fine.
Also, Joel, "couple"?
That word ring a bell?
Two is what a "couple" is, yet
I've had to do this entire thing alone.
That's not true.
Who's got him already enrolled in school?
Enrolled a fetus?
It's a fetus, but those kinds
of programs get filled up quickly.
And all the other parts?
Are we co-sleeping or not?
- Bottle-feeding? Yes or no?
- Well, co-sleeping
- Is it gonna get the breast?
- I don't know anything about co-sleeping.
- Right.
- But the bottle thing What?
You haven't done any of this research
at all because why bother?
That's what I'm here for.
What's the point?
I'm gonna do plenty. I'm gonna take
it walking in the stroller.
- That's something I can do, right?
- [scoffs, laughs]
- You're enjoying this?
- No.
I just, um No.
Well, uh, a bit. Just a bit, yes.
And you're enjoying that we're not
even close to being on the same page
about raising our baby?
No, no.
Mainly it's funny 'cause
you guys aren't the perfect couple
that you always pretend to be,
all "Sorry, honey bunny,"
"No, it's completely my fault,
my pookie dear."
You're just not!
Your discussions are totally normal.
- And you're normal people. Thank God.
- [sobs]
So, you guys are getting the car or not?
[cries]
- Sweetie, stay calm.
- Leave me alone.
You're a great sister. You know that?
Guys, your role models
are the reason you're all like this.
- You keep being shown this machismo
- She's right.
- Yeah.
- that you then imitate.
For example, I think
you gotta cut out watching porn.
I know, but I was young
when I started watching,
so it's really not easy to quit now.
Pedro, when was
the last time you watched porn?
Ten minutes ago.
- What?
- Ten minutes ago.
- When did
- I just
- I was in the bathroom.
- No. I don't wanna know.
Uh, Nacho. Drugs.
Well, I got 'em
if you wanna go to the bathroom.
No, no, I don't.
- And, Nacho, you don't want it either.
- Hmm
You can't depend on drugs
in order to function.
Guys, you know
what the first step is here.
It's admitting you need a hand.
Listen, I'm gonna leave you guys
some cards, okay?
It's It's from this person who
completely has changed my entire life.
My emotional coach.
You can pass these
around the office if you want.
Honestly, give him a call
and let him know I referred you.
He'll give you a discount too.
Good luck, seriously.
You guys can change, I'm sure, okay? Mwah.
- See you.
- [Bruno] No. You can't leave yet.
You gotta wait. 'Cause it's my turn.
[sighs] Fine.
[Bruno] I said a whole lot of things
to my ex-girlfriend.
I don't know.
But things got pretty heated and
Hey.
Watch out with Pedro's hands. Ten minutes
ago he was watching porn.
It's cool. I'm left-handed, so
Oh, wonderful. That's so reassuring.
[Marta] Guys, just buy the car now
and get the security thingy after the fact
or whatever
Marta, get lost, would you?
All right, so, you guys,
my boss will kill me,
but I think I can get you
a very good price on this thing.
- Okay?
- Great.
- In addition to no sales tax
- Yeah?
I'll give you my personal
employee discount. Yeah?
On top of that, I'll take off 20% again
and free insurance for a whole year.
- Oh, my!
- So, then?
- That's, well
- Wow, uh
And a car seat as well,
one with the anchor tech, SecurFix.
- Are you serious?
- I'll get that myself.
Well, that is very, very generous,
honestly, right?
- I mean
- [Ana] Yes, yes!
- [Joel] Well? Shall we buy it?
- Only if you want.
I mean, you want to, right?
Well, I want you. Okay?
And I want a smooth angle
for placing my baby in the car.
Well, then get it.
- Well, okay.
- All right. We'll buy it!
Then, the car is yours.
- That's so great.
- Check out the HR rep. Look at that.
Now you're selling cars.
Although with that discount,
it's essentially a gift.
- Not exactly, no.
- Is it a done deal? Well, not "done".
- We have to finish with the paperwork?
- No, no, no. You guys can bounce.
I'll get it over to you,
and you can take it home
and take your time
and read it at your house.
- Wow. Well, I mean, thanks a lot, really.
- Fine. Okay. So that's it?
That's it. I'm gonna go
prepare your papers, okay?
- [Joel] Sounds great. Perfect.
- [Marta] Hey. Raúl.
- Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just
- Listen
Uh, so thank you for all of this.
- Not at all. It's
- Seriously.
You're just, um You're a sweetheart.
You too, Marta.
And please stop watching those YouTubers
that are only filling your heads
with toxic male bullshit.
Yeah? Are we good, boys?
- [Bruno] Thank you.
- [Nacho] See you, Gina!
- I gotta go. I have to
- Okay.
Yeah, it was It's nothing.
[Ana] Oh, hey, Marta.
What was I gonna say?
Shouldn't you go kiss him?
- Raúl, oh, my God, finally.
- Raúl
[Gina chuckles]
[Gina moans]
[kissing]
Sweetie, where were you?
I've been waiting here
in some weird VIP lounge for you.
I was almost
Hey! Did you end up getting that car?
Uh The The car?
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, right, the car.
Uh, yeah. No, it's No, no.
We ended up not buying the car.
- Uh, yeah, it's just too many deals.
- [Gina] Yeah.
- Well yeah.
- [Gina] Gotcha. It happens, you know?
And, you know,
sometimes it's false advertising.
- [Gina] Girl, preach!
- Yeah.
- Have you met before?
- Um
- Well, yes.
- Yes.
We were just chatting earlier
and we hit it off, honey.
You and me? No, it was more like
instant friends forever.
[Marta chuckles]
Have you guys connected?
[Marta] Uh
Uh, well, I
Yes, yes. I just I gave him my résumé.
- Had to take advantage.
- Right.
But didn't you say
you'd never work in a place like this?
- Well, gotta earn that money somehow.
- Totally.
And this job, it's is what it is.
It doesn't lie.
- [Gina] Well
- Yeah, it was nice talking.
- Absolutely! It was a pleasure.
- They're waiting for me.
- Later.
- [Gina] See ya.
Babe, you're not gonna believe it.
I got us a table at Bar Deux.
- But, please, we gotta hurry.
- Okay.
- Today is our four-year
- Can you wait here?
- I gotta ask her something.
- But we really have to move it.
- Just a second. I'll do it super quick.
- Two seconds?
[sniffles]
Marta!
[Marta sighs]
- Marta!
- Uh, I'll catch up with you.
[clears throat, sniffles]
Hey, sorry. That was my ex.
And, look, it was done.
She only came back
because of these test results I got.
No, I don't want an explanation.
But I'd really like to give you one.
But I don't need it, though.
I never wanted something serious.
That was pretty clear from the beginning.
Because I don't need explanations.
But, I mean, you and I had
We had a connection, right?
What do we have here, Raúl?
A few chance meetings with each other
and the two times we fucked?
One and a half, really.
Thanks a lot for the orgasms an' all,
but, uh, that was it.
Just no more, no less.
- That's it?
- That's it.
It's just that that I'm just
I don't know. I'm feeling very weird.
I'm just feeling strange.
You know, I'm not used to this
this side of things. I mean
That's it, but it's fine.
It's all good. I'm fine.
I think we're just in different moments.
And, yeah, it it was nice,
but it's done.
Okay? So, later, Raúl.
[Gina] Come on!
Done?
["Me gustaría decirte",
Paula Malia, Dani de la Orden]
[Raúl] I have to go
to the hospital again tomorrow.
- [woman] Do you want me to come?
- Yes, I want you there.
- You didn't ask me.
- I figured that was implicit.
[sighs] Are you serious? Really, Mom?
All right.
Please, Mama, do you wanna come with me
when I go to the hospital?
- Not now, I don't.
- Now you don't? All right.
- Listen, I gotta go to work.
- Can I see you today?
No, I really can't visit today.
- See you tomorrow.
- You sure?
It's sales-tax-free days at work
and they want me there.
They need me. And, it will help me
take my mind off of things.
- Love you, sweetie.
- All right.
Did you say tax-free days at work?
Are you seriously going to work?
I wanna go in. I'd rather go in.
I'd rather not think about anything
that's happening now, and really just
I don't wanna think.
What's up with you?
Nothing. Nothing's up. Nothing.
What do I smell?
Do I smell a lie?
If you don't wanna tell me
what's going on, then don't,
but something smells fishy, dude.
Marta and I banged it out.
[doorbell rings]
[Marta sighs]
What? Is it Mom? Is she dead?
What are you, a psychopath?
You brought Joel,
and he never leaves the house.
He telecommutes.
I struggle working
when there are a lot of people around.
Just wait a minute. Did you forget?
Marta, come on, you promised.
And a promise is a promise.
I don't ask you for anything.
Not even a gift for the baby.
And I'll get you one.
But, shit, he's not even born.
We're receiving things already.
Well, I'll do what I said I'd do, okay?
I'm gonna do it
because I said I'd do it and I will.
- By the way, congrats on the pregnancy.
- Yeah, thanks.
- So who's the father?
- You, Joel. You're the father.
- What?
- It's a joke, obviously.
- Oh, right, right.
- It's not a joke. No, I really mean it.
Our kids will literally be first cousins.
It's a miracle.
- You're kidding, right?
- We've talked about this a million times.
Everything she says is a lie.
It's a joke, okay? Just relax.
- Please leave my husband alone.
- I know.
We should get going.
Raúl's expecting us.
- Raúl?
- [Ana] Yes, Raúl.
I need to get a car that has five doors.
I have three doors now
and we can't get the car seat in.
The angle's not working.
It's awful.
- The movement
- It doesn't work.
Yes. I spoke with Raúl, and yes, um
Another day, though.
No, no. Today,
because today's sales-tax-free day.
Oh, right, tax-free day.
With no sales tax on top
of the discount he'll get us
We'll save a good bit of money.
- Am I right?
- That's right.
You guys were sports equipment,
you'd be a pair of cheapskates.
- Cheapskates. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
- I'll change and we'll get going.
- [Joel] Okay.
[Joel] You have a lovely door!
And you're a lovely father to my children!
Listen, man,
I really couldn't give two shits
about that mess Georgina at all, okay?
But cheating on her is messed up.
I think you should call her.
You're right.
Although it's kind of messed up
to break it off now
that she said she would stick around
for your last days.
So messed up, bro.
Other hand, you never asked for that.
No, I never asked for anything.
However, you never told her "no".
[phone ringing]
[whispers] It's Marta.
[sighs]
- Marta.
- Raúl, how can I explain this? Um
Listen, so I'm sorry about yesterday.
It was complicated for me and
Totally, and I know it's a weird ask
after banging it out,
but I kind of need to buy a car
and use your employee discount.
Uh
Are you there?
Uh, yeah. Okay, for sure. No problem.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I'll send you the address
and and and we'll meet there.
Thanks, dude. You're the best.
Seriously, you're the greatest.
- Thank you.
- For sure.
She wants to see me.
["TIK TAK", David Menéndez López]
LOVE YOU TO DEATH
[Jesús] All right,
welcome to our sales-tax-free event.
Please do me a favor
and form a straight line.
- What's up? Good morning, dude.
- Good morning.
NO-VAT-TAX-DAY
- Good morning, Bruno.
- Good for you, maybe.
Wanted to run
a little tiny thing by you. Uh
You think I could use
the old employee discount
for someone
aside from myself today, or?
Are you related?
No, not exactly, but, uh
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
That's super risky.
- No one's gonna hear anything, Bruno.
- [shushes]
Don't you know that these days
everything's listening to you?
And it's all miked,
even your dang printer, okay?
Randomly say in passing to your friends,
"Wow, Murcia is so amazing,
don't you think?"
And the minute you unlock your phone,
there it is, bang! Murcia tourism ads.
Okay, but going back
to the thing about the discount.
It's worth saying, I think,
I've never asked anyone to use it.
I don't have a license.
Uh, that won't cause any issues?
No, no, no.
No. Don't you go
divulging more of your secrets to me.
I'm no good with that stuff.
I'll just start to cry.
I mean, I'll choke.
It's what always happens.
Bruno, will you just please be cool?
All right.
But, listen, you have to show the car.
- Fine.
- Discreetly.
Because a ton of people are here
for the sales-tax-free thing.
It's nuts out there.
One more thing that I need you to do.
Act like a "nin-ha." Got it?
- A what?
- Like a "nin-ha."
- Oh, a ninja. A ninja. Right.
- A "nin-ha". I said, a "nin-ha".
Of course. I'll be the one to sell it.
If these doofuses can manage it,
I can too, right?
Right. Well, great. Thanks a lot.
No, don't say thank you.
You never even talked to me
and this conversation never happened.
I don't wanna hear another word,
so, please, just get outta here.
Okay, fine. All right.
Wait, we're not about to cut in line,
are we?
- We are about to cut this line.
- Of course not, sweetheart.
Honey bun, isn't it
You look like a vision today, you know?
- Thank you, honey bun.
- Can you guys please stop that?
Okay, knock it off.
Raúl!
- Marta! How are you?
- [laughs] How's it going?
Good. [giggles]
Uh
Okay, so this is my sister, Ana.
You remember.
- Raúl, thank you for your help here.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
I didn't wanna ask you,
but Marta insisted we come,
and she wouldn't let it go,
regardless of what I said.
- So, here we are.
- And Joel, my brother-in-law.
- Yeah.
- Hey, how's it going?
Also known as the engineer. [chuckles]
You don't have to tell everyone, Joel.
If you've got a problem
with your computer, feel free.
Oh, man, yeah. I'll call you for sure.
No, no. Don't call me. All right?
I'm not much of a
- Please, just e-mail. Yeah.
- Um, okay. Anyway, don't call him.
- Just e-mail for this guy.
- Right.
Well, should we look at some cars?
- Great.
- [Joel] Let's do it.
- It's for you both? Is that right?
- Yeah. It's for us.
But it has to have five doors,
you know, Raúl?
Because in our current car we can't
The angle's wrong. It's awful.
Getting the car seat in,
it's not a smooth movement.
Right. The movement isn't clean.
- It doesn't have the angle.
- Got you. The angle's bad.
- Let's get you a new car, then.
- [Ana] Yes.
All right.
You can look around and
- We'll go look.
- This whole area is family cars.
- [Ana] Great.
- It's, you know, a big decision.
- So take your time an' all.
- [Joel] Right.
- Okay.
- Good?
- [Joel] Thanks, man.
- Thank you, guys.
Hey.
So I wanted to say thanks for
for everything.
- It's nothing.
- Seriously, though.
The discount's pretty good.
It shouldn't go to waste, right?
I agree, Raúl Gasca. [chuckles]
Anyway, um, yesterday
Yeah, uh, I wanted to
I wasn't sure what to say, but yesterday
It was great, wasn't it?
Yeah?
I mean, yeah. I think.
For me, it was, um, really great.
I mean, it was better than okay.
- For sure.
- It blew my mind.
- Okay, calm down. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
Yeah, well, I don't know,
later maybe we could,
if you want, hang out or
Mmm. We could, for sure.
Great.
I mean, let's see
the kind of discount you give my sister.
- Extortion?
- Yeah.
Okay. Fine, all right.
I appreciate a good challenge.
Guys, all the family-sized cars
are gonna be from here down.
Keep looking, no rush.
Just take your time and
- [phone ringing]
- Apologies. I'm getting a call.
[Joel] Sure. Thanks.
[Jesús] All right, let's proceed.
Single file, please.
- Hey!
- What's up, pookie? How's your day?
It's fine, fine.
Dude, I think you were right.
I do think she's into me, sort of.
Okay, great. That's awesome.
One little thing. Um
It's probably nothing,
but, it could be.
Got a phone call from Georgina.
It's your four-year anniversary?
Today would have been
four years if we hadn't ended it.
But that set the clock
back to zero, didn't it?
I don't know
what the rules are in this case.
- It's just she'll be there in a sec.
- She'll what?
She wanted to surprise you,
but I thought, "Warn him,
'cause shit's about to go down."
No. You've gotta stop her.
Tell her I'm at the doctor and I'm not
That I didn't go to work.
No way can she come in.
Edu, she can't come in here.
Chill, dude. She just left.
I'm pretty sure you have time still.
I don't think
she could get there that fast.
- Yeah, she's here.
- Huh?
She's a fast little devil.
Must be from spinning.
Raúl? Raúl?
[Bruno] Look at this. You see? Boom.
You leave the office for a second,
I get a tourism ad for Murcia.
"Trip for two." Ha!
I only need a trip for one.
But, hey, we'll see what happens, right?
- Raúl, dude, are you all right?
- Yeah, everything's cool.
[Raúl breathes heavily]
- I've gotta stay in here.
- What do you mean?
- You were just out there, weren't you?
- I have to stay in here.
[shushes] That tone of yours?
Just watch it, ese. You hear me?
Uh-huh. Sorry, sorry.
It's just that Gina's here,
and she can't see me with Marta.
Georgina, your girlfriend, can't see you
with that girl Marta. Why exactly?
Ai! No, no, no, no, no.
Jeez, Raúl, you cheated on your girlfriend
with the discount chick?
- Yeah.
- Man, how could you? Come on!
You know how I'll be affected.
You know full well,
I can't handle these things.
It has nothing
to do with you at all.
- You didn't get left for someone else.
- Thanks a lot.
I wasn't left for someone else, all right?
My ex was actually content
to just be alone.
You gotta help me, dude.
She can't see me with her here.
Bruno, you seen Raúl?
What the hell you doing down there, dude?
You left those clients out there
by themselves.
- Bruno, don't say anything, okay?
- No secrets here.
So I guess
his girlfriend is out there,
but he cheated on her with this chick
for a "discount," he says.
No, she didn't sleep with me
for the discount, Bruno.
You say that,
but do you even know?
It's not for her. It's for her sister.
- Holy fucking hell. This man's a machine.
- [exhales]
Nacho, Nacho.
Come here, come here, come here.
- What's with the urgency, dude?
- Come here. You're gonna lose it.
- Raúl, so it happens, is a player, bro!
- [Nacho] What do you mean?
He's got his girlfriend out there,
but then so is some chick he fucked,
and on top of that,
her sister is here, who he banged also!
Her sister? What are you saying?
- Her sister's pregnant.
- Wait a sec. Which sister?
- Actually, they both are.
- My God.
You fucked them both and they're both
knocked up? Are you kidding?
Hey, douch noz. What's going on in here?
You're gonna freak your shit, man.
Raúl has managed to fuck two sisters
and he knocks two of them up.
- Double trouble!
- Motherfucker.
Are you kidding? I guess
you fucked them at the same time, right?
Otherwise, the story's
not really worth telling. Just saying.
Hey.
What the hell's going on in here?
Check it out. This guy's hilarious.
He had a threesome with twin sisters
who were both pregnant.
- This guy?
- The two of them.
I mean, that actually makes it
a fivesome, really.
- Hey, guys!
- Were you just like waiting there?
Enrique, you're here? Come on.
You can't be sitting there
in my closet and listening, okay?
It's getting serial killer, honestly.
Look, I swear I didn't hear
you guys saying anything about twins.
- [colleagues chuckle]
- [grunts]
Miss, do you work here?
Does it look like I work here?
- [chuckles] No, of course not. Sorry.
- Why not?
- Huh?
- Is it because I look
No, no. Sorry.
I'm not insinuating anything.
- You were insinuating.
- No, I didn't insinuate anything.
No, chill.
I'm just playing with you, girl.
For real. I wouldn't work here
with a gun to my head, all right?
[laughs]
Raúl, you look way stressed out,
and I don't think this is
the problem situation you think it is.
- Not at all.
- But we're gonna help you out either way.
We're gonna help him, right?
Of course. Let's do it.
Let's make a plan, guys.
I want you guys to go out there
and distract his girlfriend, please.
And then, Raúl, for the love of God,
get off your ass and go sell
those twins out there a car,
because they're sitting there
waiting for you.
- They're not twins, you guys.
- Whatever, man.
You have to get out there.
- Don't worry about it. We got your back.
- Start your engines.
- I'm just here because it's tax-free day.
- Ah.
I mean, it's not for me, though.
I'm a disaster.
- I'm always missing these sales by a day.
- That exact same thing happens to me.
I'll buy something, and the next day it's
tax-free or Black Friday or some sale.
As opposed to my sister,
who's the queen of deals and discounts.
- Yeah?
- Oh, God, yes.
She has a discount calendar.
And congrats. She's gonna pop soon.
She's so pregnant, huh?
- No, no. She's not pregnant.
- Ah?
No, that's from a condition.
Her intestines swell up
like an inflatable chair.
She'll either die or stay like that.
Damn, that's just I'm sorry.
Girl, I'm kidding again.
You're too sweet.
I can't keep torturing you.
Oh! For a minute there,
I was like, "Oh, jeez, not again!"
Well, hey, I'm gonna go hang out
with the happy couple.
- Good luck with that.
- Okay.
- Have a good one.
- Enjoy all your discounts.
- Discounts for sure.
- Later.
See you. [laughs]
[Marta] This one's great
for you two, right?
- I mean Have a look.
- The color is And the angle, right?
[Joel] Super smooth.
Raúl. Is that her?
[whispers] Yeah, that's her.
- [clears throat]
- Uh, hi there.
- Can I help you with anything, miss?
- Seriously?
The whole "miss" thing
is kind of old school.
Well, I'll gladly call you "sir," miss.
Uh, do you need any help?
I just
I'm just waiting for someone.
Listen, the best area to wait
is the VIP lounge, if you have to.
- Why not wait there?
- It has comfy seating, you know, sofas.
And there's a socket
for your phone to charge too.
And there's a watercooler with
two buttons. One's cold and one's hot.
Guys, guys, why are you talking so much
about the VIP lounge
instead of just showing the good sir?
- Let's get going, huh?
- You don't need to.
- I'll show you. Come on, this way.
- How about it?
[Nacho] If you need to powder your nose,
I can help with that.
- I don't wanna powder anything.
- The offer stands, my lady.
What's with this girl?
Two salesmen are helping her.
We're just stuck here waiting, you know?
When you start being
especially asshole-ish as a customer,
it gets me so hot, honey.
Oh, yeah, honey bunny?
- Hello, honey bunny.
- Please stop, all right?
- Wow.
- What is it?
- Have a seat right there.
- [Gina] I really don't think
[salesman] We got peanut butter.
You like peanut butter?
- All right, you're good.
- [Raúl] Yeah?
- Yeah, the eagle has landed.
- Yeah?
It's time to sell that couple a car.
- We gotta do it fast.
- I don't know, you guys.
Whenever I watch couples doing
couple-y stuff, it bums me right out.
You're all right. Come on, dude, go.
I freakin' love my job, dude.
- Fine, all right.
- Oh.
So, you guys like this one?
Marvelous choice, I gotta say.
[Bruno] Yep, it's fantastic.
If you want, we'll go sit in my office
and we can begin
filling out your paperwork.
No. We're just looking at this one still.
Could you please tell us a bit,
you know, about it, or?
- Yes, go ahead.
- Yeah, uh, it's a really rad car.
Not much to say, though.
The car speaks for itself.
But the car doesn't speak literally.
It's not like Lightning McQueen or KITT.
If you say, "Come here, car,"
it's not coming over to you.
- But are the features?
- What features does this car
- Uh, it's got, um
- Wheels, right? It's got wheels.
It's got four, actually. Oh,
and the spare too, so it's five, I guess.
But what's important is
the reliability you get with this brand.
You know, tradition and innovation
- Innovation. Hand in hand, right?
- fit together hand in hand.
Obviously you guys suck at selling cars.
But I'm pretty sure
you could still get me to buy one.
Yeah? Well, then, we're sold.
I'm selling it.
- [Ana] What about those over there?
- Those there? Nah. No, no, no.
This car, it comes with more colors,
you know, if you wanna take a look.
Red, blue, green. Whatever color
you'd like, we got it here for you.
- I just don't really like this one.
- You don't like it?
And those there? Have you seen those?
It's just they have that
What was it you mentioned?
- The angle for the car seat to
- Right. It's got the angle.
- We should take a peek.
- And it's comfy. Would you guys?
- I'll show you.
- Let's go.
Uh, so can we double-check the angle?
[chuckles]
Uh Well, as far as VIP goes,
this lounge really isn't it, is it?
- It's gone through some changes.
- Yeah.
- Has it?
- Yes, due to the crisis in the sector.
This poor lounge
isn't what it once was, you know?
You see the watercooler there?
It didn't use to be water.
It had cava.
[both laugh]
The cooler. Uh
- It's a joke. My guy
- Yeah, right, I got it.
It's always been water, but
Anyway [chuckles]
[Pedro whistles]
[Ana] Oh. I love this one.
Can we please get it? It's so cute.
- It's super cute, isn't it?
- [Marta] It's dope, right?
- Yeah, so dope.
- [Ana] Yeah.
It's the best choice, I think. End
of the day, all cars are the same, right?
Maybe the color's different
or, you know, the way it handles
or the steering wheel's
not quite circular,
but you're able to drive it still.
A different car, I mean,
what changes, really? The stereo knobs?
- Bruno, please, just, uh
- What?
The, uh Can you go check on the
[inhales deeply]
- [Ana] What What the heck is he doing?
- [Marta] No clue.
- [Raúl] Uh
- What are you doing?
[Raúl] Uh, yeah, it's nothing.
Yeah, no, I was just making sure
the the anchorage tech is intact.
The SecurFix 2020. 2020, yeah.
Yeah, SecurFix,
if you're driving with babies,
it's absolutely a must with the car seat.
If your car doesn't have it, shoosh,
the baby goes flying and
[whistles] Bam!
There's baby's brains everywhere,
all over the glass.
It's essential like that. Parents need it.
This one's got it. It's here.
It's intact. I'm touching it now.
- Joel
- What?
The car seat we bought
has the anchorage tech, right?
Um, well, it
- [Ana] Is it equipped or not?
- Yeah, I think it's
- Tell me it has the anchorage tech.
- Well, look, I'm not sure, sweetie.
- I don't know.
- You don't? Listen, mister.
- You're the engineer.
- Darling, I'm a software engineer.
[Ana] I'm sick of having to do everything.
I read no reviews that mentioned
a thing about this SecurFix, okay?
Not one discussed SecurFix.
- Fine.
- Shut it. Shut up, okay?
Fine. I'll shut up.
[Pedro]
So you're Raúl's girlfriend, right?
And today's our anniversary,
so that, of course, is why I'm here.
To take him to lunch
at his favorite restaurant.
- It's been four years.
- That's something.
- Congratulations.
- Yeah, thanks.
I just said it earlier.
Four years is wonderful.
That's really something to get
to four years. And you guys were faithful.
Duh! Listen, monogamy for four years
is great. It's what good folks do.
Not saying either of you were unfaithful.
And for a relationship of four years
to make without even
one single drifting moment
- A drifting?
- Yeah.
When you accidentally swerve
out of your lane.
Exactly. You just swerve on,
where you're driving a little too fast.
- Oh, yeah, drifting, okay.
- [Nacho] Feel me?
You all swerved a lot, huh?
Tokyo drifters?
[all] No, no. No. No, no, no, no.
- [Nacho] Never, no.
- Just a sec. Is that Raúl?
Yes, okay.
I've drifted. All right, sure.
- Okay.
- Look, I'll show you.
- Sit down. It's super fun.
- It's not It's all good.
I don't need to see
who you're getting your swerve on with.
- It's interesting.
- Are you kidding me? Come on.
- When you see them, you'll understand.
- Drifted.
Swerved.
- Oh, my God.
- Holy fuck, dude.
My son's First Communion pic. Erase.
- This isn't It's not a very big deal.
- It's not a big deal?
Our first baby's brains might have
been smeared all over that windshield,
but, yeah, no big deal.
- Well, that is
- I made lists of everything we need.
I scoured blogs and books.
And I follow all those fucking
Instagram moms, and they're exhausting.
What was the point? There is none,
because I'm gonna be a terrible mother.
- I'm gonna be a shit mother.
- No. That's not true at all.
- About this car
- Really, Ana.
- What are we thinking?
- This is not the time or place
- to start getting all emotional.
- Don't tell me how I should behave.
No, I wasn't Fine.
Also, Joel, "couple"?
That word ring a bell?
Two is what a "couple" is, yet
I've had to do this entire thing alone.
That's not true.
Who's got him already enrolled in school?
Enrolled a fetus?
It's a fetus, but those kinds
of programs get filled up quickly.
And all the other parts?
Are we co-sleeping or not?
- Bottle-feeding? Yes or no?
- Well, co-sleeping
- Is it gonna get the breast?
- I don't know anything about co-sleeping.
- Right.
- But the bottle thing What?
You haven't done any of this research
at all because why bother?
That's what I'm here for.
What's the point?
I'm gonna do plenty. I'm gonna take
it walking in the stroller.
- That's something I can do, right?
- [scoffs, laughs]
- You're enjoying this?
- No.
I just, um No.
Well, uh, a bit. Just a bit, yes.
And you're enjoying that we're not
even close to being on the same page
about raising our baby?
No, no.
Mainly it's funny 'cause
you guys aren't the perfect couple
that you always pretend to be,
all "Sorry, honey bunny,"
"No, it's completely my fault,
my pookie dear."
You're just not!
Your discussions are totally normal.
- And you're normal people. Thank God.
- [sobs]
So, you guys are getting the car or not?
[cries]
- Sweetie, stay calm.
- Leave me alone.
You're a great sister. You know that?
Guys, your role models
are the reason you're all like this.
- You keep being shown this machismo
- She's right.
- Yeah.
- that you then imitate.
For example, I think
you gotta cut out watching porn.
I know, but I was young
when I started watching,
so it's really not easy to quit now.
Pedro, when was
the last time you watched porn?
Ten minutes ago.
- What?
- Ten minutes ago.
- When did
- I just
- I was in the bathroom.
- No. I don't wanna know.
Uh, Nacho. Drugs.
Well, I got 'em
if you wanna go to the bathroom.
No, no, I don't.
- And, Nacho, you don't want it either.
- Hmm
You can't depend on drugs
in order to function.
Guys, you know
what the first step is here.
It's admitting you need a hand.
Listen, I'm gonna leave you guys
some cards, okay?
It's It's from this person who
completely has changed my entire life.
My emotional coach.
You can pass these
around the office if you want.
Honestly, give him a call
and let him know I referred you.
He'll give you a discount too.
Good luck, seriously.
You guys can change, I'm sure, okay? Mwah.
- See you.
- [Bruno] No. You can't leave yet.
You gotta wait. 'Cause it's my turn.
[sighs] Fine.
[Bruno] I said a whole lot of things
to my ex-girlfriend.
I don't know.
But things got pretty heated and
Hey.
Watch out with Pedro's hands. Ten minutes
ago he was watching porn.
It's cool. I'm left-handed, so
Oh, wonderful. That's so reassuring.
[Marta] Guys, just buy the car now
and get the security thingy after the fact
or whatever
Marta, get lost, would you?
All right, so, you guys,
my boss will kill me,
but I think I can get you
a very good price on this thing.
- Okay?
- Great.
- In addition to no sales tax
- Yeah?
I'll give you my personal
employee discount. Yeah?
On top of that, I'll take off 20% again
and free insurance for a whole year.
- Oh, my!
- So, then?
- That's, well
- Wow, uh
And a car seat as well,
one with the anchor tech, SecurFix.
- Are you serious?
- I'll get that myself.
Well, that is very, very generous,
honestly, right?
- I mean
- [Ana] Yes, yes!
- [Joel] Well? Shall we buy it?
- Only if you want.
I mean, you want to, right?
Well, I want you. Okay?
And I want a smooth angle
for placing my baby in the car.
Well, then get it.
- Well, okay.
- All right. We'll buy it!
Then, the car is yours.
- That's so great.
- Check out the HR rep. Look at that.
Now you're selling cars.
Although with that discount,
it's essentially a gift.
- Not exactly, no.
- Is it a done deal? Well, not "done".
- We have to finish with the paperwork?
- No, no, no. You guys can bounce.
I'll get it over to you,
and you can take it home
and take your time
and read it at your house.
- Wow. Well, I mean, thanks a lot, really.
- Fine. Okay. So that's it?
That's it. I'm gonna go
prepare your papers, okay?
- [Joel] Sounds great. Perfect.
- [Marta] Hey. Raúl.
- Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just
- Listen
Uh, so thank you for all of this.
- Not at all. It's
- Seriously.
You're just, um You're a sweetheart.
You too, Marta.
And please stop watching those YouTubers
that are only filling your heads
with toxic male bullshit.
Yeah? Are we good, boys?
- [Bruno] Thank you.
- [Nacho] See you, Gina!
- I gotta go. I have to
- Okay.
Yeah, it was It's nothing.
[Ana] Oh, hey, Marta.
What was I gonna say?
Shouldn't you go kiss him?
- Raúl, oh, my God, finally.
- Raúl
[Gina chuckles]
[Gina moans]
[kissing]
Sweetie, where were you?
I've been waiting here
in some weird VIP lounge for you.
I was almost
Hey! Did you end up getting that car?
Uh The The car?
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, right, the car.
Uh, yeah. No, it's No, no.
We ended up not buying the car.
- Uh, yeah, it's just too many deals.
- [Gina] Yeah.
- Well yeah.
- [Gina] Gotcha. It happens, you know?
And, you know,
sometimes it's false advertising.
- [Gina] Girl, preach!
- Yeah.
- Have you met before?
- Um
- Well, yes.
- Yes.
We were just chatting earlier
and we hit it off, honey.
You and me? No, it was more like
instant friends forever.
[Marta chuckles]
Have you guys connected?
[Marta] Uh
Uh, well, I
Yes, yes. I just I gave him my résumé.
- Had to take advantage.
- Right.
But didn't you say
you'd never work in a place like this?
- Well, gotta earn that money somehow.
- Totally.
And this job, it's is what it is.
It doesn't lie.
- [Gina] Well
- Yeah, it was nice talking.
- Absolutely! It was a pleasure.
- They're waiting for me.
- Later.
- [Gina] See ya.
Babe, you're not gonna believe it.
I got us a table at Bar Deux.
- But, please, we gotta hurry.
- Okay.
- Today is our four-year
- Can you wait here?
- I gotta ask her something.
- But we really have to move it.
- Just a second. I'll do it super quick.
- Two seconds?
[sniffles]
Marta!
[Marta sighs]
- Marta!
- Uh, I'll catch up with you.
[clears throat, sniffles]
Hey, sorry. That was my ex.
And, look, it was done.
She only came back
because of these test results I got.
No, I don't want an explanation.
But I'd really like to give you one.
But I don't need it, though.
I never wanted something serious.
That was pretty clear from the beginning.
Because I don't need explanations.
But, I mean, you and I had
We had a connection, right?
What do we have here, Raúl?
A few chance meetings with each other
and the two times we fucked?
One and a half, really.
Thanks a lot for the orgasms an' all,
but, uh, that was it.
Just no more, no less.
- That's it?
- That's it.
It's just that that I'm just
I don't know. I'm feeling very weird.
I'm just feeling strange.
You know, I'm not used to this
this side of things. I mean
That's it, but it's fine.
It's all good. I'm fine.
I think we're just in different moments.
And, yeah, it it was nice,
but it's done.
Okay? So, later, Raúl.
[Gina] Come on!
Done?
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