Mad (2010) s01e05 Episode Script
Wall E Nator, Extreme Renovation: House Edition & Superman's Fortress of Solitude
Hey, yabba, boy, yamma Hey, yabba, boy, yamma Mad! [Beeping.]
Dude, you crushed my bike.
Give me your clothes.
I think I'm supposed to give you my insurance, but ok.
Had to wear the hearts today.
I don't care if you're running out of room to put things.
Just keep selling! [knock on door.]
Hang on a second.
Can I helpYou? - Prepare to be wall-e-nated.
What did I do? "All underwear half off.
" "Too much trash.
Earth covered.
" But I haven't covered the world in trash yet, and there's no proof that I will.
[Beeping.]
No, wait! I'll clean that up! Whoa! Aah! Now we are square.
Ouch.
[Beeping.]
Hi, Oscar.
Can you help us find a triangle? Tell you what.
Why don't you "try" and go away so I can eat my lunch? [Sobs.]
- Hey, r2-d2, keep your grubby hooks off my garbage.
I like it like that.
Unh! Ooh! Aah! - A square! - Shut up, kid.
[Sobs.]
I've eaten so many crabby patties.
How will I ever regain my shape? [Treads squeal.]
Oh, that's better.
Flynn, do you ever worry what will happen if mount leftover gets too big? Nah, I just make the food.
I don't care what happens to the tra Aah! Aah! Aah! We now return you to "mad," already in progress.
[Test tone.]
Hey, yabba, boy, mma biggest producers of garbage.
Yabba, boy, yamma biggest producers of garbage.
- - Garbage?, yamma unh! Aah! Uhh.
[All scream.]
Xerox.
If anyone here disagrees with this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Uh, I would actually like to get my jacket back.
Consider it a wedding gift.
[Sniffing.]
Hey, kids.
One of these things isn't like the others.
Can you tell which one? Is it miley, or maybe selena? Could it be the space alien? That's right, it's miley that's out of place because selena and space alien both start with "s".
Thanks for playing! Ooh! Hee hee hee! There goes happy! Ah ha ha ha! Hoo! You'll never get me marshmallow charms.
[Toots.]
Quick, he went inHere? Um, are you happy? Do I look happy? No.
I'm bertram, his brother.
Do you make marshmallows, too? Oh, here we go.
Everybody loves the marshmallows, but no one ever says, "hey, who makes the regular part of the cereal? He probably has feelings, too, right?" You make the brown parts? Yeah, I make the brown parts.
Are they still fantastically delicious? No, they're "60 hours a week with no overtime" delicious.
Want some? There's plenty.
No one's ever after me brown parts.
We're good, I think.
- Come on, I have all your favorite shapes Brown squares, brown "x," brownNot really sure what that is, really.
A bell, maybe? We should go now.
Hey, I'm the only reason this is a breakfast food, you know.
Without me, it's just candy.
But everybody loves happy.
That's not even his real name, you know.
It's Arnold! Yecch.
Mad.
And the nominees for best scrunchie are Oh, you guys.
[Gasping and gurgling.]
[Roaring.]
[All scream.]
Mad's guide to phobias.
Tagaphobia: The fear that an unflattering photo of you will appear on friendnook.
[Monkey chitters.]
Pantightus: The fear that you won't be able to get out of your skinny jeans.
Snowglophobia: The fear that when you shake a snow globe, you're ruining the lives of tiny people.
[Screaming.]
And voltronitis: The fear that the guy who pilots your leg robot won't show up today.
And that's mad's guide to phobias.
That's mommy's good boy.
Open wide.
Mmm, yummy, yummy.
What a sweetie you are.
Oh, my.
Your child is a good eater.
Oh, yes.
You're lucky.
My kids eat like a bird.
[Retching.]
[Children crying.]
This week on "the spatula" He's narrowed it down to 4 beauties, but even that's a lot of handle.
I thought I could take the heat, but these women are making it difficult to choose.
Come on, baby.
You don't want them.
They're silicone.
And it wouldn't be "the spatula" without a sizzling scandal.
[Clanking.]
- What do you think I am, some high-priced appliance? [Sobbing.]
He said he was gonna pick me! - That's what he does He flips.
Will you accept this bacon? Man, do I have egg on my face.
"The spatula.
" It's gonna get hot.
I've gathered you all here to tell you that the killer is actually in this room.
Uh, yeah, way ahead of you.
Heh heh heh.
Aah! Heh heh heh heh heh.
It's time for another round of "where's lady gaga?" Lady gaga has decided to visit this amusement park.
Can you find her? Is that her? What about here? There? Could it be? You think? What about here? Nope! There she is.
- Mad! - Mad! [Flies buzzing.]
Oh, man.
Looks like you got "toad.
" Get it? Toad? Toad! That's a good one! [Gulps.]
Oh, great.
Now I gotta hop home.
[Playing violin.]
[Snoring.]
Hi, I'm Usher.
Do you have any idea how it felt to discover Justin bieber, then mold him into whatever I wanted? Heh.
Of course you don't.
That's why I opened build-a-bieber.
My bieber wants to have a tea party with me.
Of course he does.
When you build a bieber, you can make him do and say anything you want, like play dress-up I'm from Canada.
Tell each other secrets - I love you, too.
- [gasps.]
And go on pony rides.
- I'm from Canada.
- Stop saying that.
My Justin bieber doesn't make as much money as yours does.
Heh.
No, he won't do that.
But, man, he sure is cute.
Biebers: I'm from Canada.
- Mad! - Mad! [Snickering.]
Ape! This week on "extreme renovation house edition," we're heading north Way north To take on superman's home, the fortress of solitude, at the request of some of the people closest to him.
All: Hi, "extreme renovation.
" We couldn't help but feel that superman's fortress of solitude was interfering with his social life.
Yeah.
I'd actually hang out with him if his place wasn't so darn cold.
Can you help? We sure can, Lex.
Good morning, superman! Morning? We're at the north pole.
It's 11:30 at night.
We're sending you to Disneyland! Is someone in danger? - I'll say him, for living such a private life.
Tear down those crystal walls! This may take a while.
- I couldn't find anything wrong at Disneyland, so I Wait, who are you? Ty pennington, "extreme renovation house edition," the show responsible for your new fortress of fun! Fortress of what? How did you get into my house? With the spare key you left with your neighbor.
[Bells jingle.]
Lousy neighbor.
Check out your new digs! - What the Where are the crystals with the messages from my father? Holograms are so last season.
That's why we replaced yours with a 52-inch plasma screen! - My son, it is important for you to know that the answers to all - That demi lovato sure looks good in hd, huh? But all my lessons about life on earth? Hey, you can learn a thing or two from these crazy kids as well.
Am I right? Let's check out the bedroom.
Your previous bed was a Kryptonian chamber that harnessed the rays of the sun, so we replaced it with bunk beds! - But - And in case you get lonely, we also added Zack from "zack and cody" as your bunkmate! Plus, we were going to expand your closet, but it already seemed pretty roomy.
You unlocked the phantom zone? But but general Zod! He must be halfway across the universe by now! Keep it down out there, will you? I'm watching "victorious.
" I'll show you who's victorious.
- My son [Both grunting.]
[Doorbell rings.]
Ooh! Will you look at all the beautiful changes! [All grunting and shouting.]
Next week on "extreme renovation house edition," we make over this house.
You're doing what? Oof!
Dude, you crushed my bike.
Give me your clothes.
I think I'm supposed to give you my insurance, but ok.
Had to wear the hearts today.
I don't care if you're running out of room to put things.
Just keep selling! [knock on door.]
Hang on a second.
Can I helpYou? - Prepare to be wall-e-nated.
What did I do? "All underwear half off.
" "Too much trash.
Earth covered.
" But I haven't covered the world in trash yet, and there's no proof that I will.
[Beeping.]
No, wait! I'll clean that up! Whoa! Aah! Now we are square.
Ouch.
[Beeping.]
Hi, Oscar.
Can you help us find a triangle? Tell you what.
Why don't you "try" and go away so I can eat my lunch? [Sobs.]
- Hey, r2-d2, keep your grubby hooks off my garbage.
I like it like that.
Unh! Ooh! Aah! - A square! - Shut up, kid.
[Sobs.]
I've eaten so many crabby patties.
How will I ever regain my shape? [Treads squeal.]
Oh, that's better.
Flynn, do you ever worry what will happen if mount leftover gets too big? Nah, I just make the food.
I don't care what happens to the tra Aah! Aah! Aah! We now return you to "mad," already in progress.
[Test tone.]
Hey, yabba, boy, mma biggest producers of garbage.
Yabba, boy, yamma biggest producers of garbage.
- - Garbage?, yamma unh! Aah! Uhh.
[All scream.]
Xerox.
If anyone here disagrees with this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Uh, I would actually like to get my jacket back.
Consider it a wedding gift.
[Sniffing.]
Hey, kids.
One of these things isn't like the others.
Can you tell which one? Is it miley, or maybe selena? Could it be the space alien? That's right, it's miley that's out of place because selena and space alien both start with "s".
Thanks for playing! Ooh! Hee hee hee! There goes happy! Ah ha ha ha! Hoo! You'll never get me marshmallow charms.
[Toots.]
Quick, he went inHere? Um, are you happy? Do I look happy? No.
I'm bertram, his brother.
Do you make marshmallows, too? Oh, here we go.
Everybody loves the marshmallows, but no one ever says, "hey, who makes the regular part of the cereal? He probably has feelings, too, right?" You make the brown parts? Yeah, I make the brown parts.
Are they still fantastically delicious? No, they're "60 hours a week with no overtime" delicious.
Want some? There's plenty.
No one's ever after me brown parts.
We're good, I think.
- Come on, I have all your favorite shapes Brown squares, brown "x," brownNot really sure what that is, really.
A bell, maybe? We should go now.
Hey, I'm the only reason this is a breakfast food, you know.
Without me, it's just candy.
But everybody loves happy.
That's not even his real name, you know.
It's Arnold! Yecch.
Mad.
And the nominees for best scrunchie are Oh, you guys.
[Gasping and gurgling.]
[Roaring.]
[All scream.]
Mad's guide to phobias.
Tagaphobia: The fear that an unflattering photo of you will appear on friendnook.
[Monkey chitters.]
Pantightus: The fear that you won't be able to get out of your skinny jeans.
Snowglophobia: The fear that when you shake a snow globe, you're ruining the lives of tiny people.
[Screaming.]
And voltronitis: The fear that the guy who pilots your leg robot won't show up today.
And that's mad's guide to phobias.
That's mommy's good boy.
Open wide.
Mmm, yummy, yummy.
What a sweetie you are.
Oh, my.
Your child is a good eater.
Oh, yes.
You're lucky.
My kids eat like a bird.
[Retching.]
[Children crying.]
This week on "the spatula" He's narrowed it down to 4 beauties, but even that's a lot of handle.
I thought I could take the heat, but these women are making it difficult to choose.
Come on, baby.
You don't want them.
They're silicone.
And it wouldn't be "the spatula" without a sizzling scandal.
[Clanking.]
- What do you think I am, some high-priced appliance? [Sobbing.]
He said he was gonna pick me! - That's what he does He flips.
Will you accept this bacon? Man, do I have egg on my face.
"The spatula.
" It's gonna get hot.
I've gathered you all here to tell you that the killer is actually in this room.
Uh, yeah, way ahead of you.
Heh heh heh.
Aah! Heh heh heh heh heh.
It's time for another round of "where's lady gaga?" Lady gaga has decided to visit this amusement park.
Can you find her? Is that her? What about here? There? Could it be? You think? What about here? Nope! There she is.
- Mad! - Mad! [Flies buzzing.]
Oh, man.
Looks like you got "toad.
" Get it? Toad? Toad! That's a good one! [Gulps.]
Oh, great.
Now I gotta hop home.
[Playing violin.]
[Snoring.]
Hi, I'm Usher.
Do you have any idea how it felt to discover Justin bieber, then mold him into whatever I wanted? Heh.
Of course you don't.
That's why I opened build-a-bieber.
My bieber wants to have a tea party with me.
Of course he does.
When you build a bieber, you can make him do and say anything you want, like play dress-up I'm from Canada.
Tell each other secrets - I love you, too.
- [gasps.]
And go on pony rides.
- I'm from Canada.
- Stop saying that.
My Justin bieber doesn't make as much money as yours does.
Heh.
No, he won't do that.
But, man, he sure is cute.
Biebers: I'm from Canada.
- Mad! - Mad! [Snickering.]
Ape! This week on "extreme renovation house edition," we're heading north Way north To take on superman's home, the fortress of solitude, at the request of some of the people closest to him.
All: Hi, "extreme renovation.
" We couldn't help but feel that superman's fortress of solitude was interfering with his social life.
Yeah.
I'd actually hang out with him if his place wasn't so darn cold.
Can you help? We sure can, Lex.
Good morning, superman! Morning? We're at the north pole.
It's 11:30 at night.
We're sending you to Disneyland! Is someone in danger? - I'll say him, for living such a private life.
Tear down those crystal walls! This may take a while.
- I couldn't find anything wrong at Disneyland, so I Wait, who are you? Ty pennington, "extreme renovation house edition," the show responsible for your new fortress of fun! Fortress of what? How did you get into my house? With the spare key you left with your neighbor.
[Bells jingle.]
Lousy neighbor.
Check out your new digs! - What the Where are the crystals with the messages from my father? Holograms are so last season.
That's why we replaced yours with a 52-inch plasma screen! - My son, it is important for you to know that the answers to all - That demi lovato sure looks good in hd, huh? But all my lessons about life on earth? Hey, you can learn a thing or two from these crazy kids as well.
Am I right? Let's check out the bedroom.
Your previous bed was a Kryptonian chamber that harnessed the rays of the sun, so we replaced it with bunk beds! - But - And in case you get lonely, we also added Zack from "zack and cody" as your bunkmate! Plus, we were going to expand your closet, but it already seemed pretty roomy.
You unlocked the phantom zone? But but general Zod! He must be halfway across the universe by now! Keep it down out there, will you? I'm watching "victorious.
" I'll show you who's victorious.
- My son [Both grunting.]
[Doorbell rings.]
Ooh! Will you look at all the beautiful changes! [All grunting and shouting.]
Next week on "extreme renovation house edition," we make over this house.
You're doing what? Oof!