Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy (2015) s01e90 Episode Script
Star-Lord vs Modok (S2 Special)
2x00 - Star-Lord vs Modok PETER: Star-Lord's Super-Awesome Adventure Log.
Mission status: Currently battling our worst enemy, gravity.
Crash our ship, will ya? ROCKET: Yeah, you better run! Fly! Flutter! Whatever the flarg you do! - Traitor! - I am Groot.
Okay, I think we can all share the blame here.
We're a team effort.
Rocket, fix the ship.
[GRUNTS.]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
Yeah, about that.
We're kind of short on parts.
DRAX: We are also short on time.
The ship is sinking into the swamp.
At this rate, we'll be completely submerged in a matter of hours.
[LOUD THUD.]
[ALL YELL.]
[GRUNTS.]
Me and Groot can get started on repairs.
The rest of you have to split up and find the parts I need.
Gamora, get me a 300 micrometer frequency laser.
Quill, I need a stuffed animal.
A krutackin' huge one.
Wait.
Wait, wait.
That's a fake assignment.
Every time we split up, you always make me get something you don't really need, - and then you laugh about it later.
- It's real.
Okay, so then why can't Drax get it, and I'll get his part? [CHUCKLES.]
[SIGHS.]
Fine.
But remember, you asked for it.
I changed my mind! I changed it! I want to get the stuffed animal! [GUNFIRE.]
Yo! Think fast! [GRUNTS.]
Okay, now think slow.
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[MAN YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Intruder! Put down the fusion reactor and surrender to Modok! [LAUGHING.]
Oh.
Oh.
Seriously, dude? You've got baby arms and legs.
MODOK: Physical might is hardly necessary when one possesses the power of the mind.
[GASPS.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! [GRUNTING.]
[GROANS.]
Nice try, fathead, but [GROANS.]
[SIGHS.]
Okay, chubby cheeks, now you're making me mad.
Haven't you figured it out yet? I have the power to destroy you with your own weapon.
Well, the joke's on you there, Mighty Melon.
Only I can control my Element Blaster.
But I can control your hand.
[STRAINING.]
Hey! Hey! All right, quit it, Jumbo Jowls.
The name is Modok! And you will not interfere with my plans, whoever you are! [GRUNTING.]
Who's interfering? I just need to borrow your fusion reactor.
Unfortunately for you, it is a key component for my stasis weapon.
Once I deploy the missile, all of humanity will be rendered completely immobile.
Then Modok will reign supreme! [GRUNTS.]
[YELLING.]
[STRAINING.]
Ah, the things I have to go through for one lousy, stupid fusion reactor! Oh, Rocket, you are so gonna owe me big-time.
[ALARM BLARING.]
[GASPS.]
[MASSIVE BOOM.]
[MODOK GRUNTING.]
[EXHALES.]
No one defeats Modok! You hear me? [YELLING.]
No one! If anyone asks, I'm sayin' I fought a 10-foot-tall dude who shoots flames out of his eyeballs.
Mission status: Currently battling our worst enemy, gravity.
Crash our ship, will ya? ROCKET: Yeah, you better run! Fly! Flutter! Whatever the flarg you do! - Traitor! - I am Groot.
Okay, I think we can all share the blame here.
We're a team effort.
Rocket, fix the ship.
[GRUNTS.]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
Yeah, about that.
We're kind of short on parts.
DRAX: We are also short on time.
The ship is sinking into the swamp.
At this rate, we'll be completely submerged in a matter of hours.
[LOUD THUD.]
[ALL YELL.]
[GRUNTS.]
Me and Groot can get started on repairs.
The rest of you have to split up and find the parts I need.
Gamora, get me a 300 micrometer frequency laser.
Quill, I need a stuffed animal.
A krutackin' huge one.
Wait.
Wait, wait.
That's a fake assignment.
Every time we split up, you always make me get something you don't really need, - and then you laugh about it later.
- It's real.
Okay, so then why can't Drax get it, and I'll get his part? [CHUCKLES.]
[SIGHS.]
Fine.
But remember, you asked for it.
I changed my mind! I changed it! I want to get the stuffed animal! [GUNFIRE.]
Yo! Think fast! [GRUNTS.]
Okay, now think slow.
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[MAN YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Intruder! Put down the fusion reactor and surrender to Modok! [LAUGHING.]
Oh.
Oh.
Seriously, dude? You've got baby arms and legs.
MODOK: Physical might is hardly necessary when one possesses the power of the mind.
[GASPS.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! [GRUNTING.]
[GROANS.]
Nice try, fathead, but [GROANS.]
[SIGHS.]
Okay, chubby cheeks, now you're making me mad.
Haven't you figured it out yet? I have the power to destroy you with your own weapon.
Well, the joke's on you there, Mighty Melon.
Only I can control my Element Blaster.
But I can control your hand.
[STRAINING.]
Hey! Hey! All right, quit it, Jumbo Jowls.
The name is Modok! And you will not interfere with my plans, whoever you are! [GRUNTING.]
Who's interfering? I just need to borrow your fusion reactor.
Unfortunately for you, it is a key component for my stasis weapon.
Once I deploy the missile, all of humanity will be rendered completely immobile.
Then Modok will reign supreme! [GRUNTS.]
[YELLING.]
[STRAINING.]
Ah, the things I have to go through for one lousy, stupid fusion reactor! Oh, Rocket, you are so gonna owe me big-time.
[ALARM BLARING.]
[GASPS.]
[MASSIVE BOOM.]
[MODOK GRUNTING.]
[EXHALES.]
No one defeats Modok! You hear me? [YELLING.]
No one! If anyone asks, I'm sayin' I fought a 10-foot-tall dude who shoots flames out of his eyeballs.