Mega Man (1994) s01e08 Episode Script
Incredible Shrinking Mega Man
Superfighting robot
Mega Man
Superfighting robot
Mega Man
Mega Man
Superfighting robot
Bigaman
Superfighting robot
Superfinding robot
Bigaman
fighting to save
the world
Stand back
Stand back!
Stand back!
Let's up.
Find those gemstones.
Find those gemstones.
I'm going to pieces, Doctor Light.
Be cool, Roald. Don't lose your head.
Hurry up, Rush, and bring
the right parts this time.
It looks like you got
everything but the kitchen sink.
Huh?
We'd better check out that alarm.
Hey, what about me?
Wiley's robots are destroying
the Smithsonian Museum.
We'll stop them!
Here they are.
There's no other gems
like these in the world.
That's no other gems
like these in the world.
That's why you're giving them back.
guts, man.
The blue's weep.
Grab him.
I'll slice and dice him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Well, boy.
Looks like there's nothing
left to do, but clean up
this mess and find out what
those scumbots were up to
up to.
Guess again, Mega,
Bigamouth.
Yeah!
Ah!
Use the shrink ray!
Sizzling circuits.
Perfectly.
Take this!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, you're killing me!
With laughter!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
But now it's time to give you the boot.
Don't let him get away!
Don't let him get away!
They've vanished.
They've vanished.
Find them!
No time. We gotta get this
big gemstone back to Wiley.
Whoa!
Next time, Mega Man!
There.
How do you feel?
Great.
But I'm worried about Mega Man and Rush.
Let's check the transmitter signal again.
It's getting meager.
Something's terribly wrong.
I've finally done it.
I've created a perfect weapon.
I can shrink animals.
People?
I can make mole hills out of mountains.
But best of all, I can shrink cities.
Muh ha ha ha ha ha.
Enjoy the moment, Proto Man.
We're making history.
I did it. I did it. Muh!
Ha ha ha.
Next up, New York.
Well, got to hand it to you, Doc.
You did it.
This time.
Yes.
And with me.
Big man shrunk down.
No one can stop me.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
That's really hit a big time now.
Careful.
Okay.
That was the last place
they'd have looked for us.
Let's see what they're up to.
Sizzling circuits.
They shrunk Washington.
Let's give him a taste
of their own medicine.
Hey, Cutman, when we get to
It's Mega Man and his mutt.
Hi, guys.
Oh, no you don't.
Hang on, Rush!
Flame hard to get, huh?
Well, take this.
Hey, not in here, you idiot.
Let's find that blue dude.
We.
Get them!
Open it nice and slow, so I can give him
haircuts from the neck up.
Oh, Mega Mega!
Right back.
Macker goose.
Wooo!
We now return to Mega Man.
Hey, where'd they go?
Over here!
Ah, take it easy! I just
had this fan detailed!
Hey!
I'll crush you like peanuts!
Ah!
Can't get out here!
That way, Rush!
We're out of here!
Let's go!
Now we know what they're
doing with that shrink ray.
But what do they want with those cities?
Mega Man calling Dr. Light!
Mega Man calling Dr. Light!
Ah, it's not working! The signal
shrunk down along with us!
There has to be some other
way we can contact Dr. Light.
Good thinking, Rush.
Come on, boy.
Let's reach out and touch someone.
Yeah, ah, yeah.
A collect call from Mega Man?
Yes, I'll accept the charges.
Wiley's robot shrunk me
and Rush with a shrink ray.
Then he shrunk Washington.
He's using the gemstones his bot stole
from the museum as a power source.
Both, power tools.
Come home, Mega Man.
Dr. Light will get you back to normal.
No time. We have to stop
Wiley. See you later.
I must find a way to reverse
Dr. Wiley's shrink ray.
Ah!
Bring me, Washington.
What about New York and Chicago, Doc?
I'm taking no chance.
Take them to the rendezvous and carve
them with your lives until I return.
Hey, these baton-tons are
itching for action, Doc.
Did you fit them with
micromotion detectors?
Yeah, they're all programmed
to track Mega Man.
They'd better not fail.
Now, let's get Washington to my island.
Sizzling circuits, they got New York.
Could think Dr. Light's lab
is far enough from the city.
There's not a soul left.
Hey, there's somebody.
Let's see what's going on.
What are they doing?
What are they doing?
What we're doing here?
That's Mr. Farage, wanted on three
continents for dealing stolen art.
And Mr. Rozenko, the big-time
buyer of hot art objects.
And Ms. LaPierre.
If something valuable
stolen, she'll buy it.
These crux go with Wiley like
peanut butter goes with jelly.
Let's see where they're going.
Finished!
Now we can reverse the
shrink effects of those gems.
Terrific, Doctor!
Only one problem.
How do we do it?
Find Mega Man and give
him this special laser.
It will reverse the shrink ray
and return the cities to normal.
Finding Mega is not going to be easy.
I know Mega's homing signal is weak.
But you might pick it up
with this portable receiver.
I'm on my way!
Oh, I can't wait to get
to Dr. Wiley's Island
and see what wonderful
goodies he has for us.
An island?
Oh, that's okay, so witty-wit
- wit-see-wit-see. No one is there.
At least no one knows we're here.
Mega, mega!
Except those baton-tons.
My plasma cannon can't touch them!
But that fire hose can go in up!
Yeah, gotta clean up!
Got to clean up!
There he is!
Guts man!
Hope you scumbots
brought your rubber dust.
Oh!
I'm gonna shrink you to dust!
Uh-oh.
Let's get one of those shrink rays
and even up the odds around here.
Oh, even, even, even.
Come on! We're gonna
find that little twerk! Twerp!
There he is! He's mine!
Ha! That takes care of the blue dweeb.
Look out!
Stay tuned! We'll be right
back after these messages.
Boosh, boosh.
Oh, mega man!
Moving, boy, or we're fish food.
This guy is bit.
This guy is baked.
I guess he doesn't want to pick.
I guess he doesn't want to
pick on someone his own size.
Now, back to business.
Come on, let's see if we can
find that island of Wiley's.
Gentlemen and lady, we
shall begin the bidding.
I have a sample of some very
special merchandise for you.
What am I bid for?
Washington, D.C.
Aston!
Astonishing!
She beautiful
Oh, fabulous.
There's the hydrofoil.
And that must be Wiley's Island.
I'm so happy each of
you purchased a city.
Now, we'll take you back
to the mainland where
New York and Chicago
are safely on the reps.
Swizzling circuits!
Wiley just sold Washington
to one of those crooks!
Enjoy your acquisitions!
I'll have more merchandise
for you very soon.
With the money I'm
excelling shrunken cities,
I'll build all new cities populated
by robots under my control.
To the copter, I have
more cities to shrink.
He's really fried his
circuits this time if he
thinks he's going to shrink
and sell city after city.
Time to stop that maniac.
Careful! Don't drop it!
There they are. Let's welcome them home.
Oh!
Mega!
Rush will have to catch up.
Right now, I got to stop this car.
Man!
You ought to teach your old
dog some new tricks, lady.
Driver!
Get him!
Take it easy, big guy.
Rest your eyes, while I steer.
Ah!
This is where you get out.
Ah!
Next time, buckle up.
What is going on?
Cool it, lady.
All I want is Washington, D.C.
No way.
I paid the good money for it.
Mega Man's homing signal!
It's coming from down there!
Get that little mouse!
Buzz off, Furball.
I'll teach you to scare my fluffy.
See?
Whoa!
Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Ah!
Are you okay, little brother?
Sure, except for one small problem.
Make that two small problems.
Dr. Light found a way to
reverse the shrink ray.
With this!
Let's do it!
It worked!
Now to get you back to normal.
Hold it.
We don't know how much power
is left in this ray gun,
and we might have to use
it to restore the cities.
Then, if there's any juice left, we'll
use it to turn Rush and me back to normal.
Right, boy?
Okay, let's go!
After Dr. Wiley shrieks, Pittsburgh,
in Cleveland, we head for L.A.
Huh? Hey! What's going on?
Pull up on!
Pull up on!
Pull up on their left side!
I've got a!
of an idea.
It's mega-3!
I'll smash them!
I'll smash them!
I think I'll do a little
cleaning up around here.
The rapt of the shrink race!
I'll name him.
You need target practice, cut man.
Eat bolts, cut man!
Look out!
It ain't plasma power,
but if it works, it works.
It works!
I'll smash you once and for all!
Whoa!
Where'd he learn to drive, anyway?
One down, two to go.
Go out the middle, roll!
This wasn't part of the deal.
No, wait for me!
They're getting away!
We'll get them later.
The cities are more important.
And I've still got one
more gemstone to get.
We'll move right up the coast.
Every city is mine for the take.
Here they come!
We've got one shot at this boy.
If we miss them, we're done for him.
Push boy, push!
Push!
What?
The shrink ray is aimed
at the new target.
Yeah, us!
It's Mega Man.
He's about to fire the shrink ray!
Ha!
Gotta hand it to my brother.
No job's too big for him!
Don't let it fall!
Catch you later, Wiley!
I got it!
Way to go, sister!
Now let's do a little urban renewal.
Now that New York, Chicago, and
Washington are back to normal.
And the police arrested those three
crooks, we can all sleep easy.
And now that I've altered the
molecular structure of the gems,
Dr. Wiley can never use them again.
We're just lucky there's enough
juice left to restore you to normal.
I don't know.
I kind of like being Mega's big sister.
Now, what were you saying?
Well, I guess you can't win them all.
Burr!
I'm sorry!
Stick around for more Mega
Man after these messages.
I don't know.
You know,
Mega Man
Superfighting robot
Mega Man
Mega Man
Superfighting robot
Bigaman
Superfighting robot
Superfinding robot
Bigaman
fighting to save
the world
Stand back
Stand back!
Stand back!
Let's up.
Find those gemstones.
Find those gemstones.
I'm going to pieces, Doctor Light.
Be cool, Roald. Don't lose your head.
Hurry up, Rush, and bring
the right parts this time.
It looks like you got
everything but the kitchen sink.
Huh?
We'd better check out that alarm.
Hey, what about me?
Wiley's robots are destroying
the Smithsonian Museum.
We'll stop them!
Here they are.
There's no other gems
like these in the world.
That's no other gems
like these in the world.
That's why you're giving them back.
guts, man.
The blue's weep.
Grab him.
I'll slice and dice him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Well, boy.
Looks like there's nothing
left to do, but clean up
this mess and find out what
those scumbots were up to
up to.
Guess again, Mega,
Bigamouth.
Yeah!
Ah!
Use the shrink ray!
Sizzling circuits.
Perfectly.
Take this!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, you're killing me!
With laughter!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
But now it's time to give you the boot.
Don't let him get away!
Don't let him get away!
They've vanished.
They've vanished.
Find them!
No time. We gotta get this
big gemstone back to Wiley.
Whoa!
Next time, Mega Man!
There.
How do you feel?
Great.
But I'm worried about Mega Man and Rush.
Let's check the transmitter signal again.
It's getting meager.
Something's terribly wrong.
I've finally done it.
I've created a perfect weapon.
I can shrink animals.
People?
I can make mole hills out of mountains.
But best of all, I can shrink cities.
Muh ha ha ha ha ha.
Enjoy the moment, Proto Man.
We're making history.
I did it. I did it. Muh!
Ha ha ha.
Next up, New York.
Well, got to hand it to you, Doc.
You did it.
This time.
Yes.
And with me.
Big man shrunk down.
No one can stop me.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
That's really hit a big time now.
Careful.
Okay.
That was the last place
they'd have looked for us.
Let's see what they're up to.
Sizzling circuits.
They shrunk Washington.
Let's give him a taste
of their own medicine.
Hey, Cutman, when we get to
It's Mega Man and his mutt.
Hi, guys.
Oh, no you don't.
Hang on, Rush!
Flame hard to get, huh?
Well, take this.
Hey, not in here, you idiot.
Let's find that blue dude.
We.
Get them!
Open it nice and slow, so I can give him
haircuts from the neck up.
Oh, Mega Mega!
Right back.
Macker goose.
Wooo!
We now return to Mega Man.
Hey, where'd they go?
Over here!
Ah, take it easy! I just
had this fan detailed!
Hey!
I'll crush you like peanuts!
Ah!
Can't get out here!
That way, Rush!
We're out of here!
Let's go!
Now we know what they're
doing with that shrink ray.
But what do they want with those cities?
Mega Man calling Dr. Light!
Mega Man calling Dr. Light!
Ah, it's not working! The signal
shrunk down along with us!
There has to be some other
way we can contact Dr. Light.
Good thinking, Rush.
Come on, boy.
Let's reach out and touch someone.
Yeah, ah, yeah.
A collect call from Mega Man?
Yes, I'll accept the charges.
Wiley's robot shrunk me
and Rush with a shrink ray.
Then he shrunk Washington.
He's using the gemstones his bot stole
from the museum as a power source.
Both, power tools.
Come home, Mega Man.
Dr. Light will get you back to normal.
No time. We have to stop
Wiley. See you later.
I must find a way to reverse
Dr. Wiley's shrink ray.
Ah!
Bring me, Washington.
What about New York and Chicago, Doc?
I'm taking no chance.
Take them to the rendezvous and carve
them with your lives until I return.
Hey, these baton-tons are
itching for action, Doc.
Did you fit them with
micromotion detectors?
Yeah, they're all programmed
to track Mega Man.
They'd better not fail.
Now, let's get Washington to my island.
Sizzling circuits, they got New York.
Could think Dr. Light's lab
is far enough from the city.
There's not a soul left.
Hey, there's somebody.
Let's see what's going on.
What are they doing?
What are they doing?
What we're doing here?
That's Mr. Farage, wanted on three
continents for dealing stolen art.
And Mr. Rozenko, the big-time
buyer of hot art objects.
And Ms. LaPierre.
If something valuable
stolen, she'll buy it.
These crux go with Wiley like
peanut butter goes with jelly.
Let's see where they're going.
Finished!
Now we can reverse the
shrink effects of those gems.
Terrific, Doctor!
Only one problem.
How do we do it?
Find Mega Man and give
him this special laser.
It will reverse the shrink ray
and return the cities to normal.
Finding Mega is not going to be easy.
I know Mega's homing signal is weak.
But you might pick it up
with this portable receiver.
I'm on my way!
Oh, I can't wait to get
to Dr. Wiley's Island
and see what wonderful
goodies he has for us.
An island?
Oh, that's okay, so witty-wit
- wit-see-wit-see. No one is there.
At least no one knows we're here.
Mega, mega!
Except those baton-tons.
My plasma cannon can't touch them!
But that fire hose can go in up!
Yeah, gotta clean up!
Got to clean up!
There he is!
Guts man!
Hope you scumbots
brought your rubber dust.
Oh!
I'm gonna shrink you to dust!
Uh-oh.
Let's get one of those shrink rays
and even up the odds around here.
Oh, even, even, even.
Come on! We're gonna
find that little twerk! Twerp!
There he is! He's mine!
Ha! That takes care of the blue dweeb.
Look out!
Stay tuned! We'll be right
back after these messages.
Boosh, boosh.
Oh, mega man!
Moving, boy, or we're fish food.
This guy is bit.
This guy is baked.
I guess he doesn't want to pick.
I guess he doesn't want to
pick on someone his own size.
Now, back to business.
Come on, let's see if we can
find that island of Wiley's.
Gentlemen and lady, we
shall begin the bidding.
I have a sample of some very
special merchandise for you.
What am I bid for?
Washington, D.C.
Aston!
Astonishing!
She beautiful
Oh, fabulous.
There's the hydrofoil.
And that must be Wiley's Island.
I'm so happy each of
you purchased a city.
Now, we'll take you back
to the mainland where
New York and Chicago
are safely on the reps.
Swizzling circuits!
Wiley just sold Washington
to one of those crooks!
Enjoy your acquisitions!
I'll have more merchandise
for you very soon.
With the money I'm
excelling shrunken cities,
I'll build all new cities populated
by robots under my control.
To the copter, I have
more cities to shrink.
He's really fried his
circuits this time if he
thinks he's going to shrink
and sell city after city.
Time to stop that maniac.
Careful! Don't drop it!
There they are. Let's welcome them home.
Oh!
Mega!
Rush will have to catch up.
Right now, I got to stop this car.
Man!
You ought to teach your old
dog some new tricks, lady.
Driver!
Get him!
Take it easy, big guy.
Rest your eyes, while I steer.
Ah!
This is where you get out.
Ah!
Next time, buckle up.
What is going on?
Cool it, lady.
All I want is Washington, D.C.
No way.
I paid the good money for it.
Mega Man's homing signal!
It's coming from down there!
Get that little mouse!
Buzz off, Furball.
I'll teach you to scare my fluffy.
See?
Whoa!
Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Ah!
Are you okay, little brother?
Sure, except for one small problem.
Make that two small problems.
Dr. Light found a way to
reverse the shrink ray.
With this!
Let's do it!
It worked!
Now to get you back to normal.
Hold it.
We don't know how much power
is left in this ray gun,
and we might have to use
it to restore the cities.
Then, if there's any juice left, we'll
use it to turn Rush and me back to normal.
Right, boy?
Okay, let's go!
After Dr. Wiley shrieks, Pittsburgh,
in Cleveland, we head for L.A.
Huh? Hey! What's going on?
Pull up on!
Pull up on!
Pull up on their left side!
I've got a!
of an idea.
It's mega-3!
I'll smash them!
I'll smash them!
I think I'll do a little
cleaning up around here.
The rapt of the shrink race!
I'll name him.
You need target practice, cut man.
Eat bolts, cut man!
Look out!
It ain't plasma power,
but if it works, it works.
It works!
I'll smash you once and for all!
Whoa!
Where'd he learn to drive, anyway?
One down, two to go.
Go out the middle, roll!
This wasn't part of the deal.
No, wait for me!
They're getting away!
We'll get them later.
The cities are more important.
And I've still got one
more gemstone to get.
We'll move right up the coast.
Every city is mine for the take.
Here they come!
We've got one shot at this boy.
If we miss them, we're done for him.
Push boy, push!
Push!
What?
The shrink ray is aimed
at the new target.
Yeah, us!
It's Mega Man.
He's about to fire the shrink ray!
Ha!
Gotta hand it to my brother.
No job's too big for him!
Don't let it fall!
Catch you later, Wiley!
I got it!
Way to go, sister!
Now let's do a little urban renewal.
Now that New York, Chicago, and
Washington are back to normal.
And the police arrested those three
crooks, we can all sleep easy.
And now that I've altered the
molecular structure of the gems,
Dr. Wiley can never use them again.
We're just lucky there's enough
juice left to restore you to normal.
I don't know.
I kind of like being Mega's big sister.
Now, what were you saying?
Well, I guess you can't win them all.
Burr!
I'm sorry!
Stick around for more Mega
Man after these messages.
I don't know.
You know,