Metalocalypse (2006) s02e15 Episode Script
Dethdad
Oh, look at that! Look at that! Oh, yeah! Cherry bomb.
- Aah! - Ha Ha.
The beer's coming out of my nose.
Don't give Murderface any firecrackers.
We just have to hold them.
Hey, can I have a firecracker? You know what? I think there's some over there.
Where? I don't see any.
There's no firecrackers.
Aaah! That ing hurts.
They're down there somewhere.
Just keep looking.
All right.
Aaah! You ing did it again! Murderface.
What? You've got to find these firecrackers.
They're down there somewhere.
Yeah, they're in the grass look.
I can't see 'em.
Smash your face into the grass and look hard.
There you go.
Now you got it.
Oh, you motherer, ow, that hurt! Hellos? Okay.
Well, my dad's gots cancer! He's almost dead.
# Do anything for Dethklok # # Do anything for Dethklok # # Do anything for Dethklok # # Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! # So your dad's gots the bigs "K" Cancers.
Just gonna stares at me for a while, or, uh Looks, I don't know whats to say.
You're staring at me.
I'm just looking at you, and you just stands there likes a fish.
Hey, Toki, let's hears you say somethings positives.
Yeah, it's nots so bad after alls.
There you go! Who needs a fathers anyways? That's right.
I don't really gots a dads, do I? Yeah, you never knows your fathers.
That's right, Toki.
I never Never really, uh Oh.
I don'ts I don'ts have a father.
Oh, come on, Skwisgaar.
You can cheers up.
I don't wants to! I wants to be in a bads moods.
Gets out of here! Yeah, he was just, like staring at his shoes and all mumblings.
I tries to cheers him up.
him.
Oh, that poor little er.
This is delicious.
What is this, crab dip? You know, Toki's kind of in a fragile state of mind right now.
He could really use your support.
Ah, don't let him fool you.
He's tough as nails.
Come on, you don't think Toki is gonna freak out.
or anything, you know, like do something should we hide the guns? Well, I wouldn't go that far.
I think he's just a little sad.
He's gonna kill himself? No, I mean he might kill us.
He's the one to do that.
He's a strange I don't trust him.
He's ed in the head.
He's ed in the head.
I don't trust him, and - Hello.
- Aah! Don't ing do that to me.
Gots to go to Norway now, sees my dad die.
Sees ya.
Sees ya laters, Toki.
Haves a great times.
Oh, yeah, and say hi to your dad from us I mean, if he doesn't die before you get there.
Well, you know, say hi to his corpse, I guess.
You know, I don't know.
Yeah, no matter what happens, say hi.
You alls invited to comes to Norways with me and you know, just be pals.
Oh, that would be great, but you know, we got to do the record.
Aw, the album.
Got to work.
Got to get to work.
It's gonna be twice as hard without you, so I understands.
Well, since you can't go to Norway.
because you got to work on the album, let's just work on that album.
Come on, guys.
In the recording room, chop-chop.
Recording room.
Come on, come on.
Every one of you, come on.
Chop-chop, let's go.
Recording room, let's go.
Recording room, let's go.
Let's go.
Come on, let's get it moving.
You know somethings? You gots a hearts of ice.
You have a heart of ice.
How are we supposed to records.
when our brother suffers so badly? He doesn't get it.
Once again, if you're here, you're working on the record.
Hey, I'm gonna go support Toki.
I can't work on the album.
I'm not cruel.
No.
Damn it, we should all go.
Ow! Mother ing firecracker! Murderface, watch your language! We're talking about Toki here! Fine.
Fine.
You know, just don't go crazy, okay? Don't whatever.
Save your receipts.
Gentlemen, Toki Wartooth's father is on his deathbed.
Our psychological death expert, Dr.
Ralphus Galkinsmelter.
Toki Wartooth has become a messenger of death.
Everything he touches with his love will die for he brings death with him like a blackened cloud.
hovering in the cold night sky.
Like the Grim Reaper himself, his guitar is his scythe.
He cascades through the open window of your child's cradle.
to suck the very life from your baby's breath.
What a load of horse.
How dare you, General.
You're like a withering toad, eating flies on your lily pad.
Dr.
Galkinsmelter, please behave yourself! What does this all mean? Toki has suppressed his feelings for his father.
His death may ignite long-dormant emotions.
He will spin out of control into a vortex of madness.
He will bring death to us all.
He will bring death to us all.
Thank you.
You know, I actually am looking forward to going to Norway.
It is the birthplace of black metal.
It's gonna be fun.
I mean, besides your dad's dying slowly from cancer.
How you doing with that, by the way? My dad's dead.
He killed my mom, and then he killed himself.
Didn't affect me at all.
It's part of life.
How's it gonna affect you? You were just a baby, little baby.
I was never a baby.
I had to become a man right there.
You're still a baby right now.
A baby with a man's heart.
I'm a warrior.
My dad is just like a "stare and say nothing" weirdo and if he died, well, you know, what do you do? I actually get along with my dad.
You know, we drink a lot of beer, and we go hunting.
If he died, whoa, that would be ed up.
But, hey, it's your dad that's gonna die.
My dad's safe.
All right, everyone shut up, all right.
This is about Toki right now, okay? Murderface, hold on to this for a second.
Now, what I'm saying is Aah! I'm sorry.
I could not resist.
That was good.
We talked about doing that for a while.
That's my bass-playing hand! Uh oh, there goes the band.
Toki, I don't know where to go.
Where's your dad's house? Well, it's outside the town.
It's complicated.
I want to get this crap over with.
Come on.
Yeah, let's get it over so we can have fun and goof off.
Let's just go into town and go shoppings first.
All right, we're going shopping.
Hey, where are all the black-metal guys around here? I don't see any.
Oh, there's ones.
He looks like Boo Berry from the cereal.
Aw, yeah, he's a Norwegian Boo Berry.
Hey, shouldn't we go to your family's house and you know, well, check in? We don't needs to do that now.
We got still so much mores to see.
Behold, there's the first blacks-metal record shops whats starts it all.
Is that a smoked-fish place? TOKl: No, next to it, rights there.
Oh, the ski shop? TOKl: No, there.
This is my old friend Ronk Snogge.
Well, if it isn't the commercially successful Toki Wartooth.
This guy seems like an asshole.
I am a pagan trapped in the conservative hell that is Norway.
Yeah, what the Are you listening to? This is a demo tape from my band, Hestkuk which means a horse's dick.
Do you like it? I don't know.
It's okay.
Then I hate it.
Hey, where's the Dethklok albums? I don't sell them.
Too digital.
Well, it's nice to see you, but we got to No, let's listens to more demo tapes, right? So, what are we doing in here, Toki? Oh, 'cause you gots to try these krumkakes with lingonberries.
They're real brutal.
This is a real brutal place.
Hey, did you know that Norway.
has the lowest murder rate in the whole world? The lowest in the world! Wait a minute.
You mean the murder rate in Canada is higher than Norway? Yeah.
Oh, my god, that's lame.
This place is lame.
Admit it, Toki.
Norway's not brutal.
Danbury, Connecticut, is more brutal.
Yeah, dude, Tomahawk, Wisconsin, it's way more brutal.
At least we got crystal meth.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Let's go to your dad's house and see a guy die! Toki, we've been standing out here for three hours.
It's really, really cold.
Just go inside.
I won'ts go in theres.
I won'ts go in theres! I won'ts go! I won'ts go! Great.
Way to go, Murderface! Ow! # I hates everythings, includings my dads # # And also myself # # Why is everything so hards for Toki? # # Ams I a boy? # # Ams I a man? # # If I hates you so much, why does it make me so sad? # # And if I lets you too close, will you dies in my hands? # # It's times for me to grows up # # Bes a man # # Gonna dos what I cans, gonna says goodbyes to my dad # Toki! Toki, come home.
Seem like you've really grown up out there in the snow.
Now let's go insides to sees my father die! I think I'm just gonna wait here.
Why aren't you going in? Lxnay on the cancer-ay contagious-ay.
Are you trying to speak pig Latin? I don't want to catch cancer! You know what? Cancer may be contagious.
You know, I'm just putting that out there.
So I'll wait here right before I freeze to death then I'll go inside, okay? - All right, that's good.
- That's a good plan.
Toki, you take care of it.
I mean, it's your deal anyway.
My father's last request is to see the house.
whats he was born in.
We don't have much time.
Let's go! Hurry! He's coughing ups blood! We'll have to continues on foots.
We're good right here.
Father, I forgives everythings you ever dones to me.
Now rest in pe Oh! Oh! Oh, nos! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh! Aah! Oh, father.
This is horrible.
Aah! Aah! Oh, he sinks into the darkness! Aah! Father! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Father! Incoming!
- Aah! - Ha Ha.
The beer's coming out of my nose.
Don't give Murderface any firecrackers.
We just have to hold them.
Hey, can I have a firecracker? You know what? I think there's some over there.
Where? I don't see any.
There's no firecrackers.
Aaah! That ing hurts.
They're down there somewhere.
Just keep looking.
All right.
Aaah! You ing did it again! Murderface.
What? You've got to find these firecrackers.
They're down there somewhere.
Yeah, they're in the grass look.
I can't see 'em.
Smash your face into the grass and look hard.
There you go.
Now you got it.
Oh, you motherer, ow, that hurt! Hellos? Okay.
Well, my dad's gots cancer! He's almost dead.
# Do anything for Dethklok # # Do anything for Dethklok # # Do anything for Dethklok # # Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! # So your dad's gots the bigs "K" Cancers.
Just gonna stares at me for a while, or, uh Looks, I don't know whats to say.
You're staring at me.
I'm just looking at you, and you just stands there likes a fish.
Hey, Toki, let's hears you say somethings positives.
Yeah, it's nots so bad after alls.
There you go! Who needs a fathers anyways? That's right.
I don't really gots a dads, do I? Yeah, you never knows your fathers.
That's right, Toki.
I never Never really, uh Oh.
I don'ts I don'ts have a father.
Oh, come on, Skwisgaar.
You can cheers up.
I don't wants to! I wants to be in a bads moods.
Gets out of here! Yeah, he was just, like staring at his shoes and all mumblings.
I tries to cheers him up.
him.
Oh, that poor little er.
This is delicious.
What is this, crab dip? You know, Toki's kind of in a fragile state of mind right now.
He could really use your support.
Ah, don't let him fool you.
He's tough as nails.
Come on, you don't think Toki is gonna freak out.
or anything, you know, like do something should we hide the guns? Well, I wouldn't go that far.
I think he's just a little sad.
He's gonna kill himself? No, I mean he might kill us.
He's the one to do that.
He's a strange I don't trust him.
He's ed in the head.
He's ed in the head.
I don't trust him, and - Hello.
- Aah! Don't ing do that to me.
Gots to go to Norway now, sees my dad die.
Sees ya.
Sees ya laters, Toki.
Haves a great times.
Oh, yeah, and say hi to your dad from us I mean, if he doesn't die before you get there.
Well, you know, say hi to his corpse, I guess.
You know, I don't know.
Yeah, no matter what happens, say hi.
You alls invited to comes to Norways with me and you know, just be pals.
Oh, that would be great, but you know, we got to do the record.
Aw, the album.
Got to work.
Got to get to work.
It's gonna be twice as hard without you, so I understands.
Well, since you can't go to Norway.
because you got to work on the album, let's just work on that album.
Come on, guys.
In the recording room, chop-chop.
Recording room.
Come on, come on.
Every one of you, come on.
Chop-chop, let's go.
Recording room, let's go.
Recording room, let's go.
Let's go.
Come on, let's get it moving.
You know somethings? You gots a hearts of ice.
You have a heart of ice.
How are we supposed to records.
when our brother suffers so badly? He doesn't get it.
Once again, if you're here, you're working on the record.
Hey, I'm gonna go support Toki.
I can't work on the album.
I'm not cruel.
No.
Damn it, we should all go.
Ow! Mother ing firecracker! Murderface, watch your language! We're talking about Toki here! Fine.
Fine.
You know, just don't go crazy, okay? Don't whatever.
Save your receipts.
Gentlemen, Toki Wartooth's father is on his deathbed.
Our psychological death expert, Dr.
Ralphus Galkinsmelter.
Toki Wartooth has become a messenger of death.
Everything he touches with his love will die for he brings death with him like a blackened cloud.
hovering in the cold night sky.
Like the Grim Reaper himself, his guitar is his scythe.
He cascades through the open window of your child's cradle.
to suck the very life from your baby's breath.
What a load of horse.
How dare you, General.
You're like a withering toad, eating flies on your lily pad.
Dr.
Galkinsmelter, please behave yourself! What does this all mean? Toki has suppressed his feelings for his father.
His death may ignite long-dormant emotions.
He will spin out of control into a vortex of madness.
He will bring death to us all.
He will bring death to us all.
Thank you.
You know, I actually am looking forward to going to Norway.
It is the birthplace of black metal.
It's gonna be fun.
I mean, besides your dad's dying slowly from cancer.
How you doing with that, by the way? My dad's dead.
He killed my mom, and then he killed himself.
Didn't affect me at all.
It's part of life.
How's it gonna affect you? You were just a baby, little baby.
I was never a baby.
I had to become a man right there.
You're still a baby right now.
A baby with a man's heart.
I'm a warrior.
My dad is just like a "stare and say nothing" weirdo and if he died, well, you know, what do you do? I actually get along with my dad.
You know, we drink a lot of beer, and we go hunting.
If he died, whoa, that would be ed up.
But, hey, it's your dad that's gonna die.
My dad's safe.
All right, everyone shut up, all right.
This is about Toki right now, okay? Murderface, hold on to this for a second.
Now, what I'm saying is Aah! I'm sorry.
I could not resist.
That was good.
We talked about doing that for a while.
That's my bass-playing hand! Uh oh, there goes the band.
Toki, I don't know where to go.
Where's your dad's house? Well, it's outside the town.
It's complicated.
I want to get this crap over with.
Come on.
Yeah, let's get it over so we can have fun and goof off.
Let's just go into town and go shoppings first.
All right, we're going shopping.
Hey, where are all the black-metal guys around here? I don't see any.
Oh, there's ones.
He looks like Boo Berry from the cereal.
Aw, yeah, he's a Norwegian Boo Berry.
Hey, shouldn't we go to your family's house and you know, well, check in? We don't needs to do that now.
We got still so much mores to see.
Behold, there's the first blacks-metal record shops whats starts it all.
Is that a smoked-fish place? TOKl: No, next to it, rights there.
Oh, the ski shop? TOKl: No, there.
This is my old friend Ronk Snogge.
Well, if it isn't the commercially successful Toki Wartooth.
This guy seems like an asshole.
I am a pagan trapped in the conservative hell that is Norway.
Yeah, what the Are you listening to? This is a demo tape from my band, Hestkuk which means a horse's dick.
Do you like it? I don't know.
It's okay.
Then I hate it.
Hey, where's the Dethklok albums? I don't sell them.
Too digital.
Well, it's nice to see you, but we got to No, let's listens to more demo tapes, right? So, what are we doing in here, Toki? Oh, 'cause you gots to try these krumkakes with lingonberries.
They're real brutal.
This is a real brutal place.
Hey, did you know that Norway.
has the lowest murder rate in the whole world? The lowest in the world! Wait a minute.
You mean the murder rate in Canada is higher than Norway? Yeah.
Oh, my god, that's lame.
This place is lame.
Admit it, Toki.
Norway's not brutal.
Danbury, Connecticut, is more brutal.
Yeah, dude, Tomahawk, Wisconsin, it's way more brutal.
At least we got crystal meth.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Let's go to your dad's house and see a guy die! Toki, we've been standing out here for three hours.
It's really, really cold.
Just go inside.
I won'ts go in theres.
I won'ts go in theres! I won'ts go! I won'ts go! Great.
Way to go, Murderface! Ow! # I hates everythings, includings my dads # # And also myself # # Why is everything so hards for Toki? # # Ams I a boy? # # Ams I a man? # # If I hates you so much, why does it make me so sad? # # And if I lets you too close, will you dies in my hands? # # It's times for me to grows up # # Bes a man # # Gonna dos what I cans, gonna says goodbyes to my dad # Toki! Toki, come home.
Seem like you've really grown up out there in the snow.
Now let's go insides to sees my father die! I think I'm just gonna wait here.
Why aren't you going in? Lxnay on the cancer-ay contagious-ay.
Are you trying to speak pig Latin? I don't want to catch cancer! You know what? Cancer may be contagious.
You know, I'm just putting that out there.
So I'll wait here right before I freeze to death then I'll go inside, okay? - All right, that's good.
- That's a good plan.
Toki, you take care of it.
I mean, it's your deal anyway.
My father's last request is to see the house.
whats he was born in.
We don't have much time.
Let's go! Hurry! He's coughing ups blood! We'll have to continues on foots.
We're good right here.
Father, I forgives everythings you ever dones to me.
Now rest in pe Oh! Oh! Oh, nos! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh! Aah! Oh, father.
This is horrible.
Aah! Aah! Oh, he sinks into the darkness! Aah! Father! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Father! Incoming!