Mighty Med (2013) s01e01 Episode Script
Saving the People Who Save People (1)
Okay, Kaz, would you rather have freeze frame's power to stop time But you have to talk like a chicken ( imitates chicken squawking ) Or Tecton's immunity to pain, But you have to wear a diaper? Oh, i'd wear a diaper-- For two reasons: Number one and number two.
( Both laughing ) ( Sighs ) Oliver, look.
There it is-- The meteorite of zandor, The source of Tecton's immeasurable powers.
Ah, I have to have this.
Hidden in the earth's crust for millions of years, Forged from a supernova in the ballazar galaxy-- Says "made in taiwan.
" Ah.
Well, i still want it.
But i'll never be able to afford it.
Ah--But we can still pose with it.
Eh, commemorative fake photo.
( Imitates camera shutter ) ( Chuckles ) Oh, you blinked.
( Clearing throat ) We'll take that, thank you.
Boys you know the rules in this shop.
Yeah.
Rule number one: no touching the merchandise.
Rule number two: no mistaking us for each other.
I'm clyde.
I'm wallace.
It's not that hard.
Rule number three: you have to use the restroom, Please don't go in the cauldron of krepulan.
That was one time.
Okay, twice.
Oh, hey, Jordan.
Shh.
I'm trailing this majestic unicorn.
It's the last one in the entire land.
Mmmboom! Cut off its head! Aw, look--Its blood is made of rainbows.
Hey, uh, we wanted to talk to you About our robot project for science day tomorrow.
Yeah, the three of us are working on it, right? I really need your help.
I'm terrible at building things.
I'm much better at tearing things down.
Yep, it'll be just the three of us.
You, me, and Kaz ( chuckles nervously ) And gus.
What?! Gus? No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
I'm sorry, but he is our friend, And we just felt bad for him 'Cause no one else wanted him in their group.
( Scoffs ) Yeah, for the same reason no one wants a dead fish in their bed: They both smell like dead fish.
Look, if I don't get an "a" on this project, My parents won't let me play video games for a year! And if I can't chop off unicorn heads, then who am i? We promise you we'll keep gus under control.
He--He won't say a word.
Really? Where are we gonna get a muzzle? Fine.
Just keep him away from me.
Then we gotta get a leash.
This is becoming a nightmare.
( Sighs ) Kaz, it's Skylar Storm, My favorite comic book superhero! ( Sighs ) She has 24 superpowers, Including x-Ray vision so she can see how big my heart is.
Oh, Oliver, come here and kiss me, But be gentle because you know I'm made of cardboard.
( Imitates kissing ) Kaz--Kaz, stop.
You heard wallace and clyde.
No touching the merchandise.
Oh, it's fine.
What's gonna happen? And the award for the most humiliated patients In the emergency room goes to the boys stuck in a flying saucer.
( Laughing ) Take that, guy with his hand stuck in the gumball machine.
( Kaz chuckles ) This is all your fault, Kaz.
This is so typical.
You always do these crazy things And expect me to just follow you.
Hold that thought.
Follow me.
Where are we going?! The guy who just walked into the closet-- I think that's the blue tornado.
You mean the superhero? Who can spin at the speed of sound? And is make-Believe? I-I know it doesn't make any sense, But it looks exactly like him.
He had the same crooked nose, the same scar on his cheek.
He even had a wispy beard.
So does my grandmother! ( Grunts ) ( Groaning ) What the? I don't get it.
I just saw him go in here.
Well, maybe one of his powers is to turn himself Into a roll of one-Ply toilet paper.
Now, you've done enough damage for today.
Can we please just go? Yeah.
Wait-- ( Grunts ) ow! Oliver: check it out! Oh, I know.
My mom has this exact same mop.
No.
Look! Some sort of puzzle.
And I think i know what it is.
( Mutters ) Is it the maze Where you have to help the rabbit find his carrot? 'Cause if so, you're on your own.
Those things are impossible.
Got it.
What? It's the symbol of caducio, The legendary healer of superheroes.
Whoa.
It says "enter.
" ( Sighs ) I guess the big decision here is whether or not to push the button.
You wanna push it, don't you? Oh, I already did.
Look at this place.
Hey-- There's blue tornado.
( Whimpers ) And there's solar flare.
Oh, and there's incognito with his power of invisibility.
Okay, now this may be a little cold.
( Murmurs ) ( Grunts ) This must be some kind of, like, Secret superhero hospital.
No, that's-- That's impossible.
Superheroes don't exist.
That's crazy.
( Sneezes ) No that's crazy.
( Chuckles ) Talk about a snot rocket man: okay, go.
ê every day's an adventure ê you never know by the looks on our face ê at the school when we enter ê leave class early, work at 3:30 ê hit the comic store, read up before the journey ê all these new issues and superpowers ê if we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours ê everybody say that we shouldn't worry ê but have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney? ê ê will we save the world today? ê ê you never know ê will we all be safe today? ê ê you never know ê will we fly away or stay? ê ê you never know ê but you know we're Mighty Med, team up and let's go! ê ê saving people that save people after classes ê we flip the page then jump to action ê they call us normo, normally fantastic ê seeing superheroes that we only imagined ê this type of life, you got to have fight ê put up your fists and fight for what's right ê never can tell, what we see is out of sight ê do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight ê will we save the world today? ê ê you never know, will we all be safe today? ê ê you never know ê will we fly away or stay? ê ê you never know ê but you know we Mighty Med ê team up and let's go! ê We've been reading about superheroes our-- Our whole lives, and it turns out they're real? My whole world has been turned upside down.
Not as much as hers.
Incoming! Incoming! Make a path, people.
I've got a non-Responsive hero.
Temperature is 4,000 degrees fahrenheit.
And he's oozing weird blue glowing stuff.
It tastes like hummus.
This dude needs medical attention stat! That's the crusher--The strongest man in the universe.
Yeah, what's wrong with him? He's going into cardiac arrest, people! Okay, he and i have the same personal trainer.
How is that possible? Clear! ( Electricity humming, beeping ) His heart's not responding.
I don't understand! He's dying.
We have to do something.
Hold on.
I-If the crusher's real, Thenmaybe everything we've read about him is real, too.
O-Okay, let's see.
I-In the latest issue, uh, The crusher has just returned from the planet ebrion.
Where the gravity is 40 times that of earth.
He's crashing.
Clear! ( Electricity humming, beeping ) Uh, maybe the extreme gravity Pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet! They're shocking the wrong place.
Here, give me those! Clear! Wait, Kaz-- What are you? ( Yelling ) Thank you, nurse.
I'll need the henderson x-Rays I my office.
Oh, and i'll need an office.
Kaz, what are you doing? We're not doctors.
You're not? Guards! Oh, no-- We're not guards, either.
No, but they are! Commemorative terrified fake photo? Take it easy-- My mom just ironed this shirt.
What do you think they're gonna do to us? It says, "now you die"! Do you think they mean you or me? Well, it says "you.
" Distorted voice: silence! You have trespassed in my hospital, And for that, the punishment is alan! The punishment is alan! Stupid sign.
Oliver: oh, know your diet facts.
That's far less scary.
Alan, what are you doing in the cafeteria? Uh, nothing, uncle horace.
Is that my mug? Send it over.
"World's sexiest chief of staff And vice chancellor of medical administration.
" Bought this at a gas station.
What are the odds? I'm dr.
Horace diaz, Head of this hospital.
Who are you and what can you do? Well, I'm Kaz, And i can do this.
Anybody can do that.
I meant, "what are your powers?" Oh, we don't have any powers.
What?! You're normos? Normos can't know about Mighty Med.
I'm gonna get a normo cage.
Not so fast.
The crusher is one of our most important heroes, And you saved his life.
How did you know that his heart wasn't in his chest? Uh, well, I thought the super-Gravity on ebrion Might have pulled his heart down to his feet.
Very clever.
You figured that out faster than our best doctors, Even dr.
Brainhead, And his entire head is a brain! Yeah, we pretty much eat, drink, and breathe superheroes.
Mm-Hmm.
Literally.
This morning, I had a bowl of honey-Nut blue tornado-O's.
A true fan.
Love this guy! We might be able to use someone like you around here.
( Muffled grunting ) What's that noise? Oh, right.
Alan.
We can't have normos here.
I heard that if you touch them, your butt falls off.
That's not true.
That's not true, is it? Um, no.
Good.
Because without a butt, What would I shake on the dance floor? So, you want us to work here? Not "us.
" You.
Your friend over there seems a bitoff.
Wonder what this button does.
( Beeping ) ( Buzzing ) ( Screaming ) ( Panting ) That wasawesome.
( Laughing ) I think he just proved my point.
You--With me.
You--Do you happen to know If you take a small or medium normo cage? Whoa, whoa.
I wanna work here, too.
I know just as much about superheroes as he does.
Right, Oliver? Back me up.
Yeah, Kaz is great.
And, well, we kinda come as a package deal.
Mmm.
Okay, I'll give you boys a trial run.
Yes! We get to work With real superheroes! Yeah, man, I can't wait to tell gus and Jordan About this place.
Are you crazy? You can't tell anyone about Mighty Med.
It's a top-Secret hospital.
Alan, stop interrupting.
Are you crazy? You can't tell anyone about Mighty Med.
It's a top-Secret hospital.
Another thing: if your friend here messes up, I'm holding you responsible.
Here that? No goofing around.
Do not Kaz this up for me.
Absolutely.
Ooh.
Wonder what this button does.
( Beeping ) Hmm.
Nothing.
( Yelps ) Not nothing! Superhero news network has learned The ongoing reign of terror is the work Of supervillain Megahertz, Who refused to be interviewed for this story.
He did, however, issue this statement: "Wah-Ha-Ha ha-Ha.
" Superhero news network.
I've never seen this channel before.
'Course you haven't.
It's exclusively for superheroes.
Whereas supermundo Is exclusively for spanish-Speaking superheroes.
Now, let me show you boys around.
This is a web-Untangalizer For our arachnid-Based superheroes.
This is a molecular de-Vaporizer.
A lot of people get vaporized in this business.
This is a picture of a bridge.
I love bridges! This is the rec room, Where recovering superheroes Work on strengthening powers and honing super-Skills.
Okay, so, if superheroes are real And out there saving the world, How come we never see you guys? It's a combination of things.
Sometimes we erase the memories Of normos who witness our heroics.
Usually we don't need to because most of you Are looking down at your phones all the time.
I'm sorry.
What? Plus, some of us are invisible.
And sometimes we do things so fast, you don't even see it-- Like how you and I just switched outfits.
No we didn't.
Or did we? ( Chuckles ) But, i-If you guys act in secret, Then why are there superhero comic books and graphic novels? We chronicle our adventures and sell them to the public To finance this hospital, the league of heroes, And the bowling league of heroes.
Here are your mm-200 communicators.
I'll contact you when I need you.
Ooh, look at the size of these things.
I know.
Sorry they're so bulky.
The mm-200-S will be much smaller And have new, funky ringtones.
Yeah.
Look at all this cool stuff.
Ooh, I wonder what this is-- Some kind of, like, High-Tech memory restorer? ( Chuckles ) That's a bedpan.
( Groaning ) Ick.
Gross.
'Sup, girl? ( Chuckles ) Waityou're Skylar Storm! Kaz: wow, dude.
No way! You were just making out with a cardboard cutout of her.
( Strained ) no I wasn't.
Hi.
I'm Oliver.
Big fan of your work.
You have so many amazing powers.
Had so many amazing powers.
Yesterday, I was ambushed by the annihilator.
He neutralized my powers, took my invisible flying motorcycle.
He even stole my costume.
He left me just standing there in my underwear.
I will definitely be buying that comic book when it comes out.
Anyway, I came here to Mighty med to get my powers restored.
Unless explode! Nothin'.
Bummer.
Huh.
Wait.
If you did have your powers, Wouldn't I have just exploded? Hmm.
Into a million pieces.
Awesome! ( Laughs ) Yesterday was so cool.
Hmm.
I can't believe we get to save the people who save people.
You should trademark that.
I would totally buy that tee-Shirt.
So, did you guys find anything cool? ( Chuckling ) like what? A-- A hospital for superheroes? No.
( Chuckles ) I meant for our "found object robot.
" Now, this is an all-Day project.
So please keep gus under control All day.
Don't worry.
We won't let him anywhere near you.
New shampoo? ( Sighs ) No, it's bug repellant.
And obviously it's not working.
Anyways, you asked for found objects, And I found this in my room.
$500 in small bills.
My parents give me money instead of attention.
Excuse us for a minute.
( Electronic beep ) Horace is paging us to the hospital.
What do we do? We have to go.
This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
You're right.
What are we gonna tell Jordan? Follow my lead.
Uh, hey.
Kaz and i have to take off for a bit.
What? You can't go.
You guys promised to help me on this project! We'll be back soon, okay? Uh, we just have to, um, Stop by my grandmother's house.
Which is on fire.
Creek drive.
Fire creek drive where she lives.
Uh, she--She needs us Because of the fire.
Alarms.
The fire alarms.
Uh, she needs us to make sure they're working Because of the fire.
Yes.
Sure.
My grandmother's house is on fire.
Okay, gotta go.
See ya.
Please hurry back.
I need you guys.
Do not flake on me, Kaz! So, uh, have you ever seen a lot of belly button lint? I meana lot.
Please don't show me.
Oh, I don't have it here.
It's a lot.
Horace: boys! So great to see you.
( Sarcastically ) yes, so great.
So what's goin' on? Megahertz has run amok in this city.
We'll need you help.
( Banging ) Make a path, people! I've got a beloved superhero-- Has a puncture wound to the chest.
Object appears to be a stop sign.
Kaz, that's Tecton.
Dude, you are my all-Time favorite superhero.
Are--Are you okay? What happened to you? Megahertz was robbing the federal reserve bank.
When he tried to make an unauthorized withdrawal, I stopped him.
Unfortunately, He made an unauthorized deposit Of this stop sign in my chest.
Man, how cool is this guy? He's skewered and he's still making quips.
( Chuckles ) Hey, I'm sure people as you this all the time, Butcan you punch me in the stomach As hard as you can? ( Clicks tongue ) I'm sorry, But if I punch you in the stomach, I have to punch everyone in the stomach.
Also, you'd die instantly.
Ready? Wheel Tecton to the o.
R.
Yes, sir.
Mmm.
Who's your trainer? ( Chuckles ) Because I'm this close to firing guillermo.
Boys, how would you like to observe Tecton's surgery? Are you kidding? We'd love to.
Yeah.
Oh, butwe kind of have a prior commitment.
Huh.
I thought your commitment Was to this hospital.
Guess I misjudged you.
( Gasps ) No, no, no! We definitely want to work here.
It would be a dream come true.
It's just we promised our friend We would-- This is Tecton.
We can make new friends-- Superhero friends.
Okay.
Count us in.
Splendid! You'll be saving the people who save people.
Oh, I told you you should've trademarked that.
Too late! Ugh.
Ugh.
Oh, no.
What?! You're doing this all wrong.
Where is the rudder? And the oars? This is the worst rowboat I've ever seen.
We're not making a rowboat.
We're making a robot.
Bot! Robot! In that case, would you be interested in buying Ten pounds of live bait? Dead bait? ( Phone ringing ) Oh.
Hi, Jordan.
Jordan: gus is driving me crazy, And I can't finish this project without you guys.
Is Oliver's grandma okay? Um, yes.
Yes, she's--She's fine.
Turns out she just burnt some toast In-- The fire.
Hurry.
We have to present our project in three hours.
And it's only half-Finished.
( Clicks phone ) ( Sighs ) ( Whimpering ) Sorry.
I tried to sit in the rowboat.
Robot!!! Right.
Sorry.
I tried to sit in the robot.
( Chuckles ) You know, my parents always told me I was wasting my life on comic books and superheroes, But look at us now! Check it out.
I'm a rooster.
Stop Kazzing around.
I vouched for you, and this job is really important to me.
This could be the best after-School job ever.
Dude, I'm sorry, but if you leave a glove around, Somebody's gonna put it on their head.
It's just science.
Fine.
I'll behave.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I hope Tecton's gonna be okay.
( Sighs ) He's the only one who could stop Megahertz.
Oh, of course he's gonna be okay.
He survived falling into the earth's core.
Only because the meteorite in his chest gives him healing powers.
That's it.
He can heal himself.
Oh, I'm gonna prove to horace that I belong here.
Ah.
What did you just do? Oh, I just saved my favorite superhero like a boss.
We were just supposed to observe the surgery.
Relax.
He always heals.
That hole is gonna close right up.
Here we go.
Any second now.
Oh.
If anyone sees this, we're finished! I told you two seconds ago how important this job was to me, And you do this?! Hey, i-In all fairness, Two seconds ago, when you said all that, I wasn't really listening.
( Chuckles ) Commemorative "i Kazzed this up" fake photo? Kaz, how could you do this? Now Tecton has a giant hole in his chest.
Hey, calm down.
Everything's gonna be fine.
( Gasps, sighs ) I have the perfect solution.
You wouldn't happen to have a giant cork on you, would you? 'Cause i only have this pretty big one.
What are we gonna do? I'm gonna figure out why Tecton won't heal.
You stay here.
A-And do what? Oh, it's simple.
All you have to do Is keep out the dozens and dozens of doctors, Nurses, orderlies, technicians Who could walk in at any second.
I-Is that it? ( Scoffs ) Hey, look at me.
Everything is going to be fine.
Have I ever let you down before? Constantly.
Name one time! When you pulled out the stop sign! That was 30 seconds ago.
Stop living in the past.
Do you know why they call it "the present"? Because it's a gift.
( Sighs ) Then Tecton battles the impaler, Gets impaled, Obviously, And instantly heals.
I don't get it.
What's not to get? Tecton always heals.
See? It's why he never loses.
See? ( Inhaling ) Mmm.
I love the fresh smell of new comics.
Mmm, this new batch smells like lavender.
That's actually my cologne.
It really smells nice.
Thank you so much.
It suits you.
It's the new Tecton issue.
Both: whoa! Are you mad?! The release date on that comic is tomorrow.
So? Both: "so?" Wow.
Weird.
Oh, okay.
Are there no more rules? Are we living in a post-Apocalyptic, lawless society? Because if we are, i'd like to ride a motorcycle.
And i'd like to wear an eye patch.
Gotta see those comic books.
( Sighs ) Oliver's depending on me.
Maybe there's something in there That'll explain why Tecton's not healing.
You make it sound like he's a real person.
Uh, that's because he his.
In my fanfiction.
Yeah, uh, Tecton, He pops a zit and it won't heal.
Yeah, he just keeps picking at it.
Well, that's nowhere near as good as our fanfiction.
Yes.
Two stunningly handsome twin brothers slash shopkeepers are captured by two gorgeous swimsuit models slash vampire hunters who cook the brothers grilled cheese sandwiches Whenever they want.
Pow pow.
Wow, that sounds really good.
Can I read that? Ooh.
Okay.
Our first fan.
We'll get you a copy.
Oh, thank you.
I'll pay for this later.
HeyJordan.
What are you doing here? Coming to work on the project as far from gus as possible.
What are you doing here? I'm not here.
I'm Kaz's avatar in a new video game With holograms.
( Imitates electronic zaps ) I-I can't believe you, Kaz.
You ditched me so you could go get a comic book?! Now you just sit down and help me build a stupid robot! I can't.
I have to go.
If you walk out of here, I will never speak to you again.
Seriously.
My sister ate my cupcake-- I haven't talked to her since january.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, and, uh this probably isn't the best time to tell you this, But, uh, I ate your cupcake And blamed your sister.
( Door opens ) Skylar, I've got your test results.
So I'm good? Because I'm all ready To fly back to my planet.
I just need to stretch because it's, like, A 700-Million mile flight.
Please, sit down.
How can I put this? Life is a winding road.
And every superhero experiences a series of triumphs you're not getting your powers back.
You're basically just a normo.
Normo.
Alan! Why would you say that to her? ( Sighs ) I was worried there for a second.
So that's not true? Oh, it's true.
I just wouldn't have said it like that.
It's hopeless? Nobody's saying it's hopeless.
I am.
( Chuckles ) Skylar, right now, We simply don't know how to restore your powers.
Someday we might, but not now.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing? My powers are in me somewhere-- I know it-- If I just focus.
You can't lift that.
It's too heavy.
I'm Skylar Storm, and nobody tells me What I can or can't do! ( Grunts ) ( Grunts ) It's going to crush you! Let me help! Don't you dare! ( Grunting, groaning ) I told you not to help me! Hey, I saved your life! I didn't have to do that! I was voted most likely to lose a patient.
Wait! Uh, you can't go in there.
You're looking for operating room 31, But, um, th-This is room "w-Underline.
" ( Breathlessly ) I'm back.
Where have you been?! Do you know what I've been through here? And what took you so long? Did you find out a way to fix Tecton? The domain, no, Out of shape, maybe.
Ah.
So, what did you find out? Why isn't Tecton healing? I don't know.
I got the new Tecton comic book, But it doesn't say anything.
Oh, I do have good news, though.
What? You know that long list of things that Jordan hates? Yeah, we're on that now.
Why did I vouch for you?! ( Sighs ) So much for working here.
And now that we know about Mighty Med, They'll have to erase our memories Or--Or shoot us into a black hole, or-- Or worse! What's worse than being shot into a black hole? Getting vaporized.
A lot of people get vaporized in this business.
Alan: Out of my way! Someone's coming.
Where is everybody? I-In the world? Mostly China.
Al--Although India's gaining fast.
Why are you standing like that? Standing like what? Yeah.
This is how normos stand.
Yeah.
Get with it.
Oh, well, okay.
I guess everything's fine here.
I should be going.
Yeah.
Oh, one more thing.
Busted! There's a giant hole in his chest! Alan, i-I know we didn't start off on the right foot, But y-You gotta help us.
Oh, well, okay.
Grab me the hole-closing glue.
Okay.
Where is it? It's right in the "normos are incredibly stupid" cabinet.
There's no such thing as hole-closing glue.
But seriously, quick, grab me the stomach sealant.
All right.
Where is that? It's right on the "got you again" shelf.
Ha! Oh, you normos are going down.
And I'm gonna make sure that everybody knows about this.
Everybody! Thanks, Kaz.
Thanks for ruining the one thing That made me feel like I really mattered.
Oh, so, I guess me giving you My last piece of gum this morning meant nothing to you! If it wasn't for me, You never would've found this hospital.
And you never would have done anything fun Like riding a skateboard on top of a skateboard Or--Or playing ice football On that frozen lake.
I fell in! Ah.
I had to be evacuated to the hospital! You got to ride in a helicopter! How fun was that! You know what?! I'm done with you.
All you do is get us into "ridonkulous" situations.
Oh, no, I don't.
Whoa, this is a "ridonkulous" situation.
I told you they pulled out the sign.
Boys, I'm afraid you have to pay the consequences.
Hypothetically, if you were to be compacted into a small cube, Where would you want that shipped? ( Flatline beeping ) Tecton's vitals are dropping! What was that? Tectonic tremors.
Tecton's powers Are connected to the earth.
When his body's in distress, he sends out Uncontrollable seismic waves.
Wait.
He's stabilizing.
His pulse is normal.
Nothat's my pulse.
The good news-- ( Chuckles ) I'm fine.
But, uh, he's like almost dead.
We're up next.
Because of Kaz and Oliver, We're getting an "F.
" So much for video games.
My parent's are gonna make me go outside In the sunshine and fresh air.
Ugh! Jordan: what's going on? I have an idea.
Sunglasses for fish? Beat you to it.
Duck and cover! No more presentations! Everyone should get an "A.
" ( Rapid beeping ) We have to save him! If he dies, no one will be able to stop Megahertz! And he'll continue his reign of terror! ( Stammering ) I can't let Tecton die.
We have to do something! Oh, something's interfering with his ability to heal, So, quick--Think of everything you know about Tecton, Starting with his very first comic book! Okay, the adventures of Tecton, issue one, Copyright 1975.
Oh, my gosh! Flip ahead! Okay, uh--Uh-- He gets his powers From the delta radiation which emanates From the meteorite in his chest-- And his only weakness is gargulon gas, Butdoesn't exist on earth in its natural form.
Oh! Well gargulon gas is formed when-- Both: delta radiation reacts with gold! Okay, then there must be gold inside of him.
( Sighs ) I'm going in.
Okay.
Uh.
Icky.
Gross.
Ew.
'Sup, girl.
( Chuckles ) Kaz! Oh, right.
( Groaning ) ( Groaning ) Got it.
( Chuckling ) Gold coin yeah.
Covered in guts.
Yeah.
( Sighs ) Must've gotten in there When he stopped Megahertz from robbing that bank.
He's starting to heal! Well done, gentlemen! You were right! You do make a great team! ( Scattered applause ) What?! B-But they broke the rules! And then they saved the day! So I'm gonna totally ignore the first part.
Ah.
To celebrate the real heroes of this hospital-- Nurse! Get the limbo stick.
There you are.
You need to see this.
Again with the videos of you doing backflips? We get it.
You're flexible.
Hey--That video has 56 "likes.
" And one "dislike.
" That's not what I need to show you! ( TV beeps ) Superhero news network has just learned That two normos are now working at Mighty Med hospital.
The normos performed unauthorized surgery on Tecton, Who is now very, very weak.
This according to our source, A young man who was clearly disguising his voice By speaking into a coffee mug.
Well that's enough of that.
Alan, you realize what you've done? Now Megahertz knows that Tecton is here And weak! You are in big trouble! Big trouble! Oh, come on.
What are the odds Megahertz was watching At that exact moment? ( Thunder cracking ) Megahertz: where is he?! Where is Tecton? I'd say 100%.
( Yells ) Where is Tecton?! ( Clamoring indistinctly ) ( Growls ) Guards, get him! You're going to try to stop me? How quaint.
( Yells ) Oh, he's good.
I'll grant him that.
( Roaring ) ( Shrieking ) ( Grunting ) Megahertz is gonna fight Tecton! We've got to do something! What? We don't have any powers.
Neither do I.
But I can still do this.
Hey, Megahertz! There's a storm coming-- Skylar Storm.
That's my boo.
( Roars ) ( Panting ) I can't freeze him.
His electrical field is blocking my powers.
( Grunting ) Oliver: Kaz, Skylar can't hold him off for long! We've got to create a diversion! It's time for you to do what you do best.
Get on people's nerves? Exactly.
All right.
( Grunts ) ( Yells ) Oh! Hey, Leslie-- Yeah, that's right.
I know your real name.
Check out the ugliest half-Human, half-Titanium Cyborg in the room.
Oh, come on! No one looks good in a metal tray! And no one calls me ugly! Oliver, now! ( Kaz snorts, chuckles ) You know, I mean "ugly" I-In a good way.
Uh, you know, like, uh-- "Yo, playa.
You so ugly.
" That's not a thing.
Now, say goodbye to your precious Tecton.
( Growling ) What do we do? I-It's over.
He's gonna destroy Tecton.
It's all my fault.
And that's how you throw a villain Though a logo.
( Growls ) Look out! ( Both grunting ) We've got to stop Megahertz somehow! Kaz: Stop! Huh! That's it! ( Growling ) ( Grunts ) Here! ( Growling ) ( Chuckling ) Not so tough now, are you, Leslie? ( Grunts ) ( Yelps ) Still alive.
Still alive.
You saved my life.
You should stick around.
This place needs you.
( Gasps ) Act cool.
Act cool.
Act cool.
( High-Pitched ) Thank you.
( Sighs ) Dang it.
Well, my work here is done.
Actually, just one more thing.
That bulb has been out for weeks.
Would you mind? Yeah, yeah.
Skylar, are you okay? I'm fine.
You were awesome back there.
So were you.
( Sighs ) Well, I do throw a mean bedpan.
Look, i-I know you don't like people helping you, But I'm gonna do everything I can To help you get your powers back.
That would be great Because this whole "being a normo" thing Totally stinks.
I can't do anything.
Showoff.
Hey, listen.
Uh, about before-- I'm sorry I almost got us fired And-Or cubed.
I messed up, and you bailed me out.
Like you always do.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, too.
And, you were right.
I wouldn't be here without you.
And I wouldn't want to be.
Commemorative "bros again" fake photo? Absolutely.
All right.
( Imitates camera shutter ) Splendid work today.
Splendid! I'll see you boys Tomorrow after school.
What?! But what about the newscast? Everyone knows we have normos here.
I don't care.
Let the whole world know the work here.
Remember, you can't tell anyone you work here.
This is not fair! This is not-- Now, let's go down to accounting And get you paid.
Paid? Are you kidding? I would totally work here for nothing.
He meant "nothing less than $1 million a week.
" "$1,000 a week.
" "$100 a week.
" I was gonna give you 200, but 100 it is.
( Scoffs ) So, how do you like your new scrubs? We're not in scrubs.
You were.
Mmm--That's a picture of a bridge.
Huh.
I love bridges! Say--Say "we're not in scrubs" again.
We're not in scrubs.
You were.
( Sighs ) Why did those tremors have to stop? I cannot catch a break.
( Door opens ) Jordan, there you are.
( Sighs ) Look, w-We're sorry About not being here like we promised.
Yeah, we know you're upset And you have every right to be.
Okay, but I'm sure you're gonna do fine On your project.
I mean ( chuckles ) Look at what you're up against.
That's ours.
Oh, momma.
( Mutters ) I think I know how to make this better.
Don't get in it.
I tried that already.
I took a little souvenir from Megahertz.
You took one of his power boosters? ( Gasps ) Did you get him to sign it? This is our project.
We made it out of uh, who cares.
( Electricity surging ) ( Jets roaring ) Now that's a rowboat.
I would like to buy the meteorite of zandor.
Okay, and just how are you able to afford Such an incredibly rare artifact? Yes, it's the only one of its kind In the world.
I got this money from Mighty Med.
Mighty Med? What's that? Uh, mi-Mighty Med.
He's the new rapper.
Um, w-We're in his entourage.
Yeah, yeah.
He, uh-- He pays us to walk around And tell him how ugly he is.
Is that a thing? That is not a thing.
Anyway, gotta go.
See ya later.
( Chuckling nervously ) Kaz, what are you doing?! You cannot tell anyone about the hospital.
You almost blew it.
Oh, they didn't catch on.
Besides, it's just wallace and clyde.
All right.
See you guys next week.
Bye.
Toodles.
( Both laughing ) ( Deep voice ) finally.
Our way into Mighty Med.
( Deep voice ) and before long, All the weak superheroes both: will be dead superheroes.
ê ( Boing ) Boy: yes!
( Both laughing ) ( Sighs ) Oliver, look.
There it is-- The meteorite of zandor, The source of Tecton's immeasurable powers.
Ah, I have to have this.
Hidden in the earth's crust for millions of years, Forged from a supernova in the ballazar galaxy-- Says "made in taiwan.
" Ah.
Well, i still want it.
But i'll never be able to afford it.
Ah--But we can still pose with it.
Eh, commemorative fake photo.
( Imitates camera shutter ) ( Chuckles ) Oh, you blinked.
( Clearing throat ) We'll take that, thank you.
Boys you know the rules in this shop.
Yeah.
Rule number one: no touching the merchandise.
Rule number two: no mistaking us for each other.
I'm clyde.
I'm wallace.
It's not that hard.
Rule number three: you have to use the restroom, Please don't go in the cauldron of krepulan.
That was one time.
Okay, twice.
Oh, hey, Jordan.
Shh.
I'm trailing this majestic unicorn.
It's the last one in the entire land.
Mmmboom! Cut off its head! Aw, look--Its blood is made of rainbows.
Hey, uh, we wanted to talk to you About our robot project for science day tomorrow.
Yeah, the three of us are working on it, right? I really need your help.
I'm terrible at building things.
I'm much better at tearing things down.
Yep, it'll be just the three of us.
You, me, and Kaz ( chuckles nervously ) And gus.
What?! Gus? No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
I'm sorry, but he is our friend, And we just felt bad for him 'Cause no one else wanted him in their group.
( Scoffs ) Yeah, for the same reason no one wants a dead fish in their bed: They both smell like dead fish.
Look, if I don't get an "a" on this project, My parents won't let me play video games for a year! And if I can't chop off unicorn heads, then who am i? We promise you we'll keep gus under control.
He--He won't say a word.
Really? Where are we gonna get a muzzle? Fine.
Just keep him away from me.
Then we gotta get a leash.
This is becoming a nightmare.
( Sighs ) Kaz, it's Skylar Storm, My favorite comic book superhero! ( Sighs ) She has 24 superpowers, Including x-Ray vision so she can see how big my heart is.
Oh, Oliver, come here and kiss me, But be gentle because you know I'm made of cardboard.
( Imitates kissing ) Kaz--Kaz, stop.
You heard wallace and clyde.
No touching the merchandise.
Oh, it's fine.
What's gonna happen? And the award for the most humiliated patients In the emergency room goes to the boys stuck in a flying saucer.
( Laughing ) Take that, guy with his hand stuck in the gumball machine.
( Kaz chuckles ) This is all your fault, Kaz.
This is so typical.
You always do these crazy things And expect me to just follow you.
Hold that thought.
Follow me.
Where are we going?! The guy who just walked into the closet-- I think that's the blue tornado.
You mean the superhero? Who can spin at the speed of sound? And is make-Believe? I-I know it doesn't make any sense, But it looks exactly like him.
He had the same crooked nose, the same scar on his cheek.
He even had a wispy beard.
So does my grandmother! ( Grunts ) ( Groaning ) What the? I don't get it.
I just saw him go in here.
Well, maybe one of his powers is to turn himself Into a roll of one-Ply toilet paper.
Now, you've done enough damage for today.
Can we please just go? Yeah.
Wait-- ( Grunts ) ow! Oliver: check it out! Oh, I know.
My mom has this exact same mop.
No.
Look! Some sort of puzzle.
And I think i know what it is.
( Mutters ) Is it the maze Where you have to help the rabbit find his carrot? 'Cause if so, you're on your own.
Those things are impossible.
Got it.
What? It's the symbol of caducio, The legendary healer of superheroes.
Whoa.
It says "enter.
" ( Sighs ) I guess the big decision here is whether or not to push the button.
You wanna push it, don't you? Oh, I already did.
Look at this place.
Hey-- There's blue tornado.
( Whimpers ) And there's solar flare.
Oh, and there's incognito with his power of invisibility.
Okay, now this may be a little cold.
( Murmurs ) ( Grunts ) This must be some kind of, like, Secret superhero hospital.
No, that's-- That's impossible.
Superheroes don't exist.
That's crazy.
( Sneezes ) No that's crazy.
( Chuckles ) Talk about a snot rocket man: okay, go.
ê every day's an adventure ê you never know by the looks on our face ê at the school when we enter ê leave class early, work at 3:30 ê hit the comic store, read up before the journey ê all these new issues and superpowers ê if we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours ê everybody say that we shouldn't worry ê but have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney? ê ê will we save the world today? ê ê you never know ê will we all be safe today? ê ê you never know ê will we fly away or stay? ê ê you never know ê but you know we're Mighty Med, team up and let's go! ê ê saving people that save people after classes ê we flip the page then jump to action ê they call us normo, normally fantastic ê seeing superheroes that we only imagined ê this type of life, you got to have fight ê put up your fists and fight for what's right ê never can tell, what we see is out of sight ê do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight ê will we save the world today? ê ê you never know, will we all be safe today? ê ê you never know ê will we fly away or stay? ê ê you never know ê but you know we Mighty Med ê team up and let's go! ê We've been reading about superheroes our-- Our whole lives, and it turns out they're real? My whole world has been turned upside down.
Not as much as hers.
Incoming! Incoming! Make a path, people.
I've got a non-Responsive hero.
Temperature is 4,000 degrees fahrenheit.
And he's oozing weird blue glowing stuff.
It tastes like hummus.
This dude needs medical attention stat! That's the crusher--The strongest man in the universe.
Yeah, what's wrong with him? He's going into cardiac arrest, people! Okay, he and i have the same personal trainer.
How is that possible? Clear! ( Electricity humming, beeping ) His heart's not responding.
I don't understand! He's dying.
We have to do something.
Hold on.
I-If the crusher's real, Thenmaybe everything we've read about him is real, too.
O-Okay, let's see.
I-In the latest issue, uh, The crusher has just returned from the planet ebrion.
Where the gravity is 40 times that of earth.
He's crashing.
Clear! ( Electricity humming, beeping ) Uh, maybe the extreme gravity Pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet! They're shocking the wrong place.
Here, give me those! Clear! Wait, Kaz-- What are you? ( Yelling ) Thank you, nurse.
I'll need the henderson x-Rays I my office.
Oh, and i'll need an office.
Kaz, what are you doing? We're not doctors.
You're not? Guards! Oh, no-- We're not guards, either.
No, but they are! Commemorative terrified fake photo? Take it easy-- My mom just ironed this shirt.
What do you think they're gonna do to us? It says, "now you die"! Do you think they mean you or me? Well, it says "you.
" Distorted voice: silence! You have trespassed in my hospital, And for that, the punishment is alan! The punishment is alan! Stupid sign.
Oliver: oh, know your diet facts.
That's far less scary.
Alan, what are you doing in the cafeteria? Uh, nothing, uncle horace.
Is that my mug? Send it over.
"World's sexiest chief of staff And vice chancellor of medical administration.
" Bought this at a gas station.
What are the odds? I'm dr.
Horace diaz, Head of this hospital.
Who are you and what can you do? Well, I'm Kaz, And i can do this.
Anybody can do that.
I meant, "what are your powers?" Oh, we don't have any powers.
What?! You're normos? Normos can't know about Mighty Med.
I'm gonna get a normo cage.
Not so fast.
The crusher is one of our most important heroes, And you saved his life.
How did you know that his heart wasn't in his chest? Uh, well, I thought the super-Gravity on ebrion Might have pulled his heart down to his feet.
Very clever.
You figured that out faster than our best doctors, Even dr.
Brainhead, And his entire head is a brain! Yeah, we pretty much eat, drink, and breathe superheroes.
Mm-Hmm.
Literally.
This morning, I had a bowl of honey-Nut blue tornado-O's.
A true fan.
Love this guy! We might be able to use someone like you around here.
( Muffled grunting ) What's that noise? Oh, right.
Alan.
We can't have normos here.
I heard that if you touch them, your butt falls off.
That's not true.
That's not true, is it? Um, no.
Good.
Because without a butt, What would I shake on the dance floor? So, you want us to work here? Not "us.
" You.
Your friend over there seems a bitoff.
Wonder what this button does.
( Beeping ) ( Buzzing ) ( Screaming ) ( Panting ) That wasawesome.
( Laughing ) I think he just proved my point.
You--With me.
You--Do you happen to know If you take a small or medium normo cage? Whoa, whoa.
I wanna work here, too.
I know just as much about superheroes as he does.
Right, Oliver? Back me up.
Yeah, Kaz is great.
And, well, we kinda come as a package deal.
Mmm.
Okay, I'll give you boys a trial run.
Yes! We get to work With real superheroes! Yeah, man, I can't wait to tell gus and Jordan About this place.
Are you crazy? You can't tell anyone about Mighty Med.
It's a top-Secret hospital.
Alan, stop interrupting.
Are you crazy? You can't tell anyone about Mighty Med.
It's a top-Secret hospital.
Another thing: if your friend here messes up, I'm holding you responsible.
Here that? No goofing around.
Do not Kaz this up for me.
Absolutely.
Ooh.
Wonder what this button does.
( Beeping ) Hmm.
Nothing.
( Yelps ) Not nothing! Superhero news network has learned The ongoing reign of terror is the work Of supervillain Megahertz, Who refused to be interviewed for this story.
He did, however, issue this statement: "Wah-Ha-Ha ha-Ha.
" Superhero news network.
I've never seen this channel before.
'Course you haven't.
It's exclusively for superheroes.
Whereas supermundo Is exclusively for spanish-Speaking superheroes.
Now, let me show you boys around.
This is a web-Untangalizer For our arachnid-Based superheroes.
This is a molecular de-Vaporizer.
A lot of people get vaporized in this business.
This is a picture of a bridge.
I love bridges! This is the rec room, Where recovering superheroes Work on strengthening powers and honing super-Skills.
Okay, so, if superheroes are real And out there saving the world, How come we never see you guys? It's a combination of things.
Sometimes we erase the memories Of normos who witness our heroics.
Usually we don't need to because most of you Are looking down at your phones all the time.
I'm sorry.
What? Plus, some of us are invisible.
And sometimes we do things so fast, you don't even see it-- Like how you and I just switched outfits.
No we didn't.
Or did we? ( Chuckles ) But, i-If you guys act in secret, Then why are there superhero comic books and graphic novels? We chronicle our adventures and sell them to the public To finance this hospital, the league of heroes, And the bowling league of heroes.
Here are your mm-200 communicators.
I'll contact you when I need you.
Ooh, look at the size of these things.
I know.
Sorry they're so bulky.
The mm-200-S will be much smaller And have new, funky ringtones.
Yeah.
Look at all this cool stuff.
Ooh, I wonder what this is-- Some kind of, like, High-Tech memory restorer? ( Chuckles ) That's a bedpan.
( Groaning ) Ick.
Gross.
'Sup, girl? ( Chuckles ) Waityou're Skylar Storm! Kaz: wow, dude.
No way! You were just making out with a cardboard cutout of her.
( Strained ) no I wasn't.
Hi.
I'm Oliver.
Big fan of your work.
You have so many amazing powers.
Had so many amazing powers.
Yesterday, I was ambushed by the annihilator.
He neutralized my powers, took my invisible flying motorcycle.
He even stole my costume.
He left me just standing there in my underwear.
I will definitely be buying that comic book when it comes out.
Anyway, I came here to Mighty med to get my powers restored.
Unless explode! Nothin'.
Bummer.
Huh.
Wait.
If you did have your powers, Wouldn't I have just exploded? Hmm.
Into a million pieces.
Awesome! ( Laughs ) Yesterday was so cool.
Hmm.
I can't believe we get to save the people who save people.
You should trademark that.
I would totally buy that tee-Shirt.
So, did you guys find anything cool? ( Chuckling ) like what? A-- A hospital for superheroes? No.
( Chuckles ) I meant for our "found object robot.
" Now, this is an all-Day project.
So please keep gus under control All day.
Don't worry.
We won't let him anywhere near you.
New shampoo? ( Sighs ) No, it's bug repellant.
And obviously it's not working.
Anyways, you asked for found objects, And I found this in my room.
$500 in small bills.
My parents give me money instead of attention.
Excuse us for a minute.
( Electronic beep ) Horace is paging us to the hospital.
What do we do? We have to go.
This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
You're right.
What are we gonna tell Jordan? Follow my lead.
Uh, hey.
Kaz and i have to take off for a bit.
What? You can't go.
You guys promised to help me on this project! We'll be back soon, okay? Uh, we just have to, um, Stop by my grandmother's house.
Which is on fire.
Creek drive.
Fire creek drive where she lives.
Uh, she--She needs us Because of the fire.
Alarms.
The fire alarms.
Uh, she needs us to make sure they're working Because of the fire.
Yes.
Sure.
My grandmother's house is on fire.
Okay, gotta go.
See ya.
Please hurry back.
I need you guys.
Do not flake on me, Kaz! So, uh, have you ever seen a lot of belly button lint? I meana lot.
Please don't show me.
Oh, I don't have it here.
It's a lot.
Horace: boys! So great to see you.
( Sarcastically ) yes, so great.
So what's goin' on? Megahertz has run amok in this city.
We'll need you help.
( Banging ) Make a path, people! I've got a beloved superhero-- Has a puncture wound to the chest.
Object appears to be a stop sign.
Kaz, that's Tecton.
Dude, you are my all-Time favorite superhero.
Are--Are you okay? What happened to you? Megahertz was robbing the federal reserve bank.
When he tried to make an unauthorized withdrawal, I stopped him.
Unfortunately, He made an unauthorized deposit Of this stop sign in my chest.
Man, how cool is this guy? He's skewered and he's still making quips.
( Chuckles ) Hey, I'm sure people as you this all the time, Butcan you punch me in the stomach As hard as you can? ( Clicks tongue ) I'm sorry, But if I punch you in the stomach, I have to punch everyone in the stomach.
Also, you'd die instantly.
Ready? Wheel Tecton to the o.
R.
Yes, sir.
Mmm.
Who's your trainer? ( Chuckles ) Because I'm this close to firing guillermo.
Boys, how would you like to observe Tecton's surgery? Are you kidding? We'd love to.
Yeah.
Oh, butwe kind of have a prior commitment.
Huh.
I thought your commitment Was to this hospital.
Guess I misjudged you.
( Gasps ) No, no, no! We definitely want to work here.
It would be a dream come true.
It's just we promised our friend We would-- This is Tecton.
We can make new friends-- Superhero friends.
Okay.
Count us in.
Splendid! You'll be saving the people who save people.
Oh, I told you you should've trademarked that.
Too late! Ugh.
Ugh.
Oh, no.
What?! You're doing this all wrong.
Where is the rudder? And the oars? This is the worst rowboat I've ever seen.
We're not making a rowboat.
We're making a robot.
Bot! Robot! In that case, would you be interested in buying Ten pounds of live bait? Dead bait? ( Phone ringing ) Oh.
Hi, Jordan.
Jordan: gus is driving me crazy, And I can't finish this project without you guys.
Is Oliver's grandma okay? Um, yes.
Yes, she's--She's fine.
Turns out she just burnt some toast In-- The fire.
Hurry.
We have to present our project in three hours.
And it's only half-Finished.
( Clicks phone ) ( Sighs ) ( Whimpering ) Sorry.
I tried to sit in the rowboat.
Robot!!! Right.
Sorry.
I tried to sit in the robot.
( Chuckles ) You know, my parents always told me I was wasting my life on comic books and superheroes, But look at us now! Check it out.
I'm a rooster.
Stop Kazzing around.
I vouched for you, and this job is really important to me.
This could be the best after-School job ever.
Dude, I'm sorry, but if you leave a glove around, Somebody's gonna put it on their head.
It's just science.
Fine.
I'll behave.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I hope Tecton's gonna be okay.
( Sighs ) He's the only one who could stop Megahertz.
Oh, of course he's gonna be okay.
He survived falling into the earth's core.
Only because the meteorite in his chest gives him healing powers.
That's it.
He can heal himself.
Oh, I'm gonna prove to horace that I belong here.
Ah.
What did you just do? Oh, I just saved my favorite superhero like a boss.
We were just supposed to observe the surgery.
Relax.
He always heals.
That hole is gonna close right up.
Here we go.
Any second now.
Oh.
If anyone sees this, we're finished! I told you two seconds ago how important this job was to me, And you do this?! Hey, i-In all fairness, Two seconds ago, when you said all that, I wasn't really listening.
( Chuckles ) Commemorative "i Kazzed this up" fake photo? Kaz, how could you do this? Now Tecton has a giant hole in his chest.
Hey, calm down.
Everything's gonna be fine.
( Gasps, sighs ) I have the perfect solution.
You wouldn't happen to have a giant cork on you, would you? 'Cause i only have this pretty big one.
What are we gonna do? I'm gonna figure out why Tecton won't heal.
You stay here.
A-And do what? Oh, it's simple.
All you have to do Is keep out the dozens and dozens of doctors, Nurses, orderlies, technicians Who could walk in at any second.
I-Is that it? ( Scoffs ) Hey, look at me.
Everything is going to be fine.
Have I ever let you down before? Constantly.
Name one time! When you pulled out the stop sign! That was 30 seconds ago.
Stop living in the past.
Do you know why they call it "the present"? Because it's a gift.
( Sighs ) Then Tecton battles the impaler, Gets impaled, Obviously, And instantly heals.
I don't get it.
What's not to get? Tecton always heals.
See? It's why he never loses.
See? ( Inhaling ) Mmm.
I love the fresh smell of new comics.
Mmm, this new batch smells like lavender.
That's actually my cologne.
It really smells nice.
Thank you so much.
It suits you.
It's the new Tecton issue.
Both: whoa! Are you mad?! The release date on that comic is tomorrow.
So? Both: "so?" Wow.
Weird.
Oh, okay.
Are there no more rules? Are we living in a post-Apocalyptic, lawless society? Because if we are, i'd like to ride a motorcycle.
And i'd like to wear an eye patch.
Gotta see those comic books.
( Sighs ) Oliver's depending on me.
Maybe there's something in there That'll explain why Tecton's not healing.
You make it sound like he's a real person.
Uh, that's because he his.
In my fanfiction.
Yeah, uh, Tecton, He pops a zit and it won't heal.
Yeah, he just keeps picking at it.
Well, that's nowhere near as good as our fanfiction.
Yes.
Two stunningly handsome twin brothers slash shopkeepers are captured by two gorgeous swimsuit models slash vampire hunters who cook the brothers grilled cheese sandwiches Whenever they want.
Pow pow.
Wow, that sounds really good.
Can I read that? Ooh.
Okay.
Our first fan.
We'll get you a copy.
Oh, thank you.
I'll pay for this later.
HeyJordan.
What are you doing here? Coming to work on the project as far from gus as possible.
What are you doing here? I'm not here.
I'm Kaz's avatar in a new video game With holograms.
( Imitates electronic zaps ) I-I can't believe you, Kaz.
You ditched me so you could go get a comic book?! Now you just sit down and help me build a stupid robot! I can't.
I have to go.
If you walk out of here, I will never speak to you again.
Seriously.
My sister ate my cupcake-- I haven't talked to her since january.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, and, uh this probably isn't the best time to tell you this, But, uh, I ate your cupcake And blamed your sister.
( Door opens ) Skylar, I've got your test results.
So I'm good? Because I'm all ready To fly back to my planet.
I just need to stretch because it's, like, A 700-Million mile flight.
Please, sit down.
How can I put this? Life is a winding road.
And every superhero experiences a series of triumphs you're not getting your powers back.
You're basically just a normo.
Normo.
Alan! Why would you say that to her? ( Sighs ) I was worried there for a second.
So that's not true? Oh, it's true.
I just wouldn't have said it like that.
It's hopeless? Nobody's saying it's hopeless.
I am.
( Chuckles ) Skylar, right now, We simply don't know how to restore your powers.
Someday we might, but not now.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing? My powers are in me somewhere-- I know it-- If I just focus.
You can't lift that.
It's too heavy.
I'm Skylar Storm, and nobody tells me What I can or can't do! ( Grunts ) ( Grunts ) It's going to crush you! Let me help! Don't you dare! ( Grunting, groaning ) I told you not to help me! Hey, I saved your life! I didn't have to do that! I was voted most likely to lose a patient.
Wait! Uh, you can't go in there.
You're looking for operating room 31, But, um, th-This is room "w-Underline.
" ( Breathlessly ) I'm back.
Where have you been?! Do you know what I've been through here? And what took you so long? Did you find out a way to fix Tecton? The domain, no, Out of shape, maybe.
Ah.
So, what did you find out? Why isn't Tecton healing? I don't know.
I got the new Tecton comic book, But it doesn't say anything.
Oh, I do have good news, though.
What? You know that long list of things that Jordan hates? Yeah, we're on that now.
Why did I vouch for you?! ( Sighs ) So much for working here.
And now that we know about Mighty Med, They'll have to erase our memories Or--Or shoot us into a black hole, or-- Or worse! What's worse than being shot into a black hole? Getting vaporized.
A lot of people get vaporized in this business.
Alan: Out of my way! Someone's coming.
Where is everybody? I-In the world? Mostly China.
Al--Although India's gaining fast.
Why are you standing like that? Standing like what? Yeah.
This is how normos stand.
Yeah.
Get with it.
Oh, well, okay.
I guess everything's fine here.
I should be going.
Yeah.
Oh, one more thing.
Busted! There's a giant hole in his chest! Alan, i-I know we didn't start off on the right foot, But y-You gotta help us.
Oh, well, okay.
Grab me the hole-closing glue.
Okay.
Where is it? It's right in the "normos are incredibly stupid" cabinet.
There's no such thing as hole-closing glue.
But seriously, quick, grab me the stomach sealant.
All right.
Where is that? It's right on the "got you again" shelf.
Ha! Oh, you normos are going down.
And I'm gonna make sure that everybody knows about this.
Everybody! Thanks, Kaz.
Thanks for ruining the one thing That made me feel like I really mattered.
Oh, so, I guess me giving you My last piece of gum this morning meant nothing to you! If it wasn't for me, You never would've found this hospital.
And you never would have done anything fun Like riding a skateboard on top of a skateboard Or--Or playing ice football On that frozen lake.
I fell in! Ah.
I had to be evacuated to the hospital! You got to ride in a helicopter! How fun was that! You know what?! I'm done with you.
All you do is get us into "ridonkulous" situations.
Oh, no, I don't.
Whoa, this is a "ridonkulous" situation.
I told you they pulled out the sign.
Boys, I'm afraid you have to pay the consequences.
Hypothetically, if you were to be compacted into a small cube, Where would you want that shipped? ( Flatline beeping ) Tecton's vitals are dropping! What was that? Tectonic tremors.
Tecton's powers Are connected to the earth.
When his body's in distress, he sends out Uncontrollable seismic waves.
Wait.
He's stabilizing.
His pulse is normal.
Nothat's my pulse.
The good news-- ( Chuckles ) I'm fine.
But, uh, he's like almost dead.
We're up next.
Because of Kaz and Oliver, We're getting an "F.
" So much for video games.
My parent's are gonna make me go outside In the sunshine and fresh air.
Ugh! Jordan: what's going on? I have an idea.
Sunglasses for fish? Beat you to it.
Duck and cover! No more presentations! Everyone should get an "A.
" ( Rapid beeping ) We have to save him! If he dies, no one will be able to stop Megahertz! And he'll continue his reign of terror! ( Stammering ) I can't let Tecton die.
We have to do something! Oh, something's interfering with his ability to heal, So, quick--Think of everything you know about Tecton, Starting with his very first comic book! Okay, the adventures of Tecton, issue one, Copyright 1975.
Oh, my gosh! Flip ahead! Okay, uh--Uh-- He gets his powers From the delta radiation which emanates From the meteorite in his chest-- And his only weakness is gargulon gas, Butdoesn't exist on earth in its natural form.
Oh! Well gargulon gas is formed when-- Both: delta radiation reacts with gold! Okay, then there must be gold inside of him.
( Sighs ) I'm going in.
Okay.
Uh.
Icky.
Gross.
Ew.
'Sup, girl.
( Chuckles ) Kaz! Oh, right.
( Groaning ) ( Groaning ) Got it.
( Chuckling ) Gold coin yeah.
Covered in guts.
Yeah.
( Sighs ) Must've gotten in there When he stopped Megahertz from robbing that bank.
He's starting to heal! Well done, gentlemen! You were right! You do make a great team! ( Scattered applause ) What?! B-But they broke the rules! And then they saved the day! So I'm gonna totally ignore the first part.
Ah.
To celebrate the real heroes of this hospital-- Nurse! Get the limbo stick.
There you are.
You need to see this.
Again with the videos of you doing backflips? We get it.
You're flexible.
Hey--That video has 56 "likes.
" And one "dislike.
" That's not what I need to show you! ( TV beeps ) Superhero news network has just learned That two normos are now working at Mighty Med hospital.
The normos performed unauthorized surgery on Tecton, Who is now very, very weak.
This according to our source, A young man who was clearly disguising his voice By speaking into a coffee mug.
Well that's enough of that.
Alan, you realize what you've done? Now Megahertz knows that Tecton is here And weak! You are in big trouble! Big trouble! Oh, come on.
What are the odds Megahertz was watching At that exact moment? ( Thunder cracking ) Megahertz: where is he?! Where is Tecton? I'd say 100%.
( Yells ) Where is Tecton?! ( Clamoring indistinctly ) ( Growls ) Guards, get him! You're going to try to stop me? How quaint.
( Yells ) Oh, he's good.
I'll grant him that.
( Roaring ) ( Shrieking ) ( Grunting ) Megahertz is gonna fight Tecton! We've got to do something! What? We don't have any powers.
Neither do I.
But I can still do this.
Hey, Megahertz! There's a storm coming-- Skylar Storm.
That's my boo.
( Roars ) ( Panting ) I can't freeze him.
His electrical field is blocking my powers.
( Grunting ) Oliver: Kaz, Skylar can't hold him off for long! We've got to create a diversion! It's time for you to do what you do best.
Get on people's nerves? Exactly.
All right.
( Grunts ) ( Yells ) Oh! Hey, Leslie-- Yeah, that's right.
I know your real name.
Check out the ugliest half-Human, half-Titanium Cyborg in the room.
Oh, come on! No one looks good in a metal tray! And no one calls me ugly! Oliver, now! ( Kaz snorts, chuckles ) You know, I mean "ugly" I-In a good way.
Uh, you know, like, uh-- "Yo, playa.
You so ugly.
" That's not a thing.
Now, say goodbye to your precious Tecton.
( Growling ) What do we do? I-It's over.
He's gonna destroy Tecton.
It's all my fault.
And that's how you throw a villain Though a logo.
( Growls ) Look out! ( Both grunting ) We've got to stop Megahertz somehow! Kaz: Stop! Huh! That's it! ( Growling ) ( Grunts ) Here! ( Growling ) ( Chuckling ) Not so tough now, are you, Leslie? ( Grunts ) ( Yelps ) Still alive.
Still alive.
You saved my life.
You should stick around.
This place needs you.
( Gasps ) Act cool.
Act cool.
Act cool.
( High-Pitched ) Thank you.
( Sighs ) Dang it.
Well, my work here is done.
Actually, just one more thing.
That bulb has been out for weeks.
Would you mind? Yeah, yeah.
Skylar, are you okay? I'm fine.
You were awesome back there.
So were you.
( Sighs ) Well, I do throw a mean bedpan.
Look, i-I know you don't like people helping you, But I'm gonna do everything I can To help you get your powers back.
That would be great Because this whole "being a normo" thing Totally stinks.
I can't do anything.
Showoff.
Hey, listen.
Uh, about before-- I'm sorry I almost got us fired And-Or cubed.
I messed up, and you bailed me out.
Like you always do.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, too.
And, you were right.
I wouldn't be here without you.
And I wouldn't want to be.
Commemorative "bros again" fake photo? Absolutely.
All right.
( Imitates camera shutter ) Splendid work today.
Splendid! I'll see you boys Tomorrow after school.
What?! But what about the newscast? Everyone knows we have normos here.
I don't care.
Let the whole world know the work here.
Remember, you can't tell anyone you work here.
This is not fair! This is not-- Now, let's go down to accounting And get you paid.
Paid? Are you kidding? I would totally work here for nothing.
He meant "nothing less than $1 million a week.
" "$1,000 a week.
" "$100 a week.
" I was gonna give you 200, but 100 it is.
( Scoffs ) So, how do you like your new scrubs? We're not in scrubs.
You were.
Mmm--That's a picture of a bridge.
Huh.
I love bridges! Say--Say "we're not in scrubs" again.
We're not in scrubs.
You were.
( Sighs ) Why did those tremors have to stop? I cannot catch a break.
( Door opens ) Jordan, there you are.
( Sighs ) Look, w-We're sorry About not being here like we promised.
Yeah, we know you're upset And you have every right to be.
Okay, but I'm sure you're gonna do fine On your project.
I mean ( chuckles ) Look at what you're up against.
That's ours.
Oh, momma.
( Mutters ) I think I know how to make this better.
Don't get in it.
I tried that already.
I took a little souvenir from Megahertz.
You took one of his power boosters? ( Gasps ) Did you get him to sign it? This is our project.
We made it out of uh, who cares.
( Electricity surging ) ( Jets roaring ) Now that's a rowboat.
I would like to buy the meteorite of zandor.
Okay, and just how are you able to afford Such an incredibly rare artifact? Yes, it's the only one of its kind In the world.
I got this money from Mighty Med.
Mighty Med? What's that? Uh, mi-Mighty Med.
He's the new rapper.
Um, w-We're in his entourage.
Yeah, yeah.
He, uh-- He pays us to walk around And tell him how ugly he is.
Is that a thing? That is not a thing.
Anyway, gotta go.
See ya later.
( Chuckling nervously ) Kaz, what are you doing?! You cannot tell anyone about the hospital.
You almost blew it.
Oh, they didn't catch on.
Besides, it's just wallace and clyde.
All right.
See you guys next week.
Bye.
Toodles.
( Both laughing ) ( Deep voice ) finally.
Our way into Mighty Med.
( Deep voice ) and before long, All the weak superheroes both: will be dead superheroes.
ê ( Boing ) Boy: yes!