Mighty Med (2013) s01e11 Episode Script

Lockdown

Guys, listen up.
You know how Oliver's always doing something nice for everyone else but he never expects anything in return? Yeah.
It's really the best part about him.
I think we should do something for him for a change.
So I'm throwing him a surprise party for his birthday tonight.
Really? I've always wanted to go to a surprise party.
We have to keep it a secret.
No one say a word about this.
Okay, so, here's the plan.
Keep your mouth shut.
You're gonna ruin the surprise.
I have to tell you about the party.
Right.
Sorry.
I'm new at this.
Wait.
Oliver's birthday isn't for three months.
I remember the exact day because it's the anniversary of when I realized I do like toast, despite what everyone said.
Every year, I try to surprise Oliver on his birthday, but he always figures it out.
So I'm having the party tonight so he'll never expect it.
Never expect what? Uh, uh, never expect this.
I knew you were gonna do that.
You can't surprise me.
Anyway, buddy, I'm glad you're here, - because I need you to leave.
- Why? Because your presence compromises the mission.
Which is to go to the cafeteria to get Gus some Toast! See, I told you I liked it.
Why can't he get it himself? Because he's too weak from the lack of toast.
We're not gonna leave him alone, not in this toastless state.
Okay, okay, I'll go.
Stop pushing me.
Okay, so here's the plan.
Clyde agreed to let us use the domain for the party.
I'll keep Oliver away until 7:00.
You guys set everything up and get the decorations ready.
Oh, ready for what? Uh, uh, ready for this.
Seriously? How come you're still here? I just remembered I don't have any money.
Never mind.
I don't need toast.
I have some in my backpack.
Oh, you guys were right.
I don't like toast.
Every day's an adventure you never know by the looks on our face at the school when we enter leave class early, work at 3:30 hit the comic store, read up before the journey all these new issues and superpowers if we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours everybody say that we shouldn't worry but have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney? will we save the world today? you never know will we all be safe today? you never know will we fly away or stay? you never know but you know we're mighty med, team up and let's go! saving people that save people after classes we flip the page then jump to action they call us normo, normally fantastic seeing superheroes that we only imagined this type of life, you got to have fight put up your fists and fight for what's right never can tell, what we see is out of sight do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight will we save the world today? you never know, will we all be safe today? you never know, will we fly away or stay? you never know, but you know we mighty med team up and let's go! Gus, what are those? Balloons.
You know, the very first balloons were made of air-filled pig bladders.
I want this party to be great, and you brought pig bladders? Of course not.
What kind of a weirdo do you think I am? Pig bladders.
These are goat bladders.
What are you doing? Well, you have the superheroes arranged alphabetically.
I like them arranged in the order I'm gonna hunt them down and massacre them.
Except for this guy.
I like his cape.
Him I'm just gonna torture.
Actually, I need to talk to you about that.
Uh, I planned a surprise for you.
Oh, a party.
You know how I love goat bladder balloons.
It's not a party.
It's an intervention.
A what? All of these former villains have seen the light, and they've changed their evil ways.
Hi, I'm ed, formerly the exterminator, now just an exterminator.
That one's on the house.
What is going on here? Clyde, I wanna turn non-evil, and I think you should, too.
The non-villain world can be quite delightful.
Just the other day, I helped an old lady across the street instead of pushing her into the street.
She said thanks instead of ( Screams ).
It was really nice.
No, absolutely not.
I am a villain through and through.
I like my victims like I like my coffee ground to a fine powder and strained through a paper filter.
Just hear us out, okay? I mean, for catering, I ordered your favorite anti-hero sandwiches.
- Anti-hero sandwiches? - Yes.
From the place with the arch-nemi-shisk kebabs? Okay, I guess it couldn't hurt - to hear you all out.
- Great.
First things first.
Let's get rid of all those kids over there.
There are any number of sprays or glue traps that'll take care of that, or I can stomp on 'em.
We cannot get rid of those kids.
I've rented them the domain tonight for 50 bucks.
And then, I spent all that money on car wax.
We don't even have a car.
Not yet, but when we do, it's gonna be so shiny.
Pa-pa-pow.
Why can't we just relocate the intervention? You wanna tell disemboweler we have to relocate? Yes, he's reformed, but he still has blades for fingers.
What's up, Keith? Looking sharp.
Listen, from what I can tell, it seems you're in a complete state of shock.
So you're back to normal, serge.
My phone's dead.
Thanks, dude.
Hey, Oliver, it's 6:45.
We need to get to the domain.
Why? We're working here.
No, we have to go because, uh, the domain is having a promotion tonight for the new tecton movie.
Tecton's tactical takedown two? Yeah, the domain's giving away two tickets to tecton's tactical takedown two for the two tardiest teenagers tonight.
It's a two-for-tardy Tuesday.
Why would Wallace and Clyde do that? To reward tardiness.
Look, why don't you just go without me? You have to come with me.
It won't be the same without you.
You know, we only have so many years left to do these things together, Oliver.
One day, you'll wake up old and alone, and say to your robotic nursemaid, Sheila x99, I would've loved to have gone to the domain with kaz more often.
And then she'll say, what is love? Because she's a robot, and she feels nothing.
All right, I'll go.
- ( Alarm blaring ) - What's going on here? The hospital's gone into lockdown.
Either someone's trying to break into mighty med, or it's a false alarm.
Or I forgot to pay the alarm company.
Or the false alarm company.
How long are we gonna be stuck here? We just need to wait for the system to reset itself.
Shouldn't take more than five minutes.
Unless it takes a week.
Okay, they'll be here in five minutes.
All right, people, we've only got one chance to get this right.
Are you not listening to me, McKenna? Now let's get into positions and practice operation surprise Oliver.
Why do we have to practice? How hard is it? Oliver walks in, and we yell, get him!! Yeah, we should practice.
See, Clyde, living a law-abiding life can be quite fulfilling.
Thank you, disemboweler, for sharing your scrapbooking with us.
Yeah, look, I'm glad you found happiness as a hairdresser, but I think I'll stick with being a villain, okay? Why? So you can end up like revengeance, whose soul was expelled from his body during a battle with tecton? You wanna be a disembodied cloud obsessed with regaining your human form so you can take over the world? Uh, yeah.
We're getting off point here.
Ed, do you wanna share your story with everyone? You see that guy? That was me ten years ago.
The exterminator.
Yeah, I looked pretty cool.
But I was never happy, not even as a kid.
I had no friends, never got invited to a birthday party, never even had one of my own.
Granted, I exterminated everyone in my hometown, which seriously reduced the number of parties, but Anyway, I have come to terms with my rage and disappointment.
In fact, today is my birthday.
Another year without a party, and I am completely at peace with it.
Three, two, one.
Surprise! I am stunned.
This whole thing was a trick to get me to come to my own surprise party? Oh, it happened! It finally happened! Oh, this isn't for you.
It's a party for my friend Oliver, and you're not invited.
All of those people are, but not you.
Over there, whee! Over here, wah! But Happy Birthday.
Horace, you don't understand, we have to leave.
You sure there's even a security threat? It's hard to say.
The system's very sensitive.
It can be triggered by any threat, no matter how small.
Sometimes it's triggered by things that aren't even threats at all.
A summer breeze, moths, or hateful words.
A stupid summer breeze just blew a bunch of moths in, and they ate holes in my favorite vest.
- I hate those moths! - ( Alarm blares ) Oliver, I just figured out a way to get us out of here so we can get to the domain.
No, we should stay.
I don't wanna get in trouble.
Plus, solar flare's making kettle corn.
You have to come with me.
Won't be the same without you.
We only have so many years left to do these things together, Oliver.
Fine, I'll go.
Kaz, I don't think this is a good idea.
Are you kidding me? This is how my brother got out of jail.
Also into jail.
No one will even know we're leaving.
Why are you guys leaving? We're not leaving.
Is my Uncle Horace making you clean out the ventilation system? - No.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- No.
- No.
- Yes.
Both: Maybe.
Okay, your story checks out.
But watch your step, because nothing gets past me.
Nothing! Kaz, forget it.
I'm not doing this.
Yes.
Yes, you are.
This is really important to me.
- So come on.
- No.
I don't wanna go.
Stop pressuring me.
All you ever do is think about yourself.
If you came with me, I think you'd be really surprised how not true that is.
Come on.
If you wanna ask Horace for permission, we'll go ask him.
He's right through here.
Come on, it's just a false alarm.
Nothing will happen.
Hey, anybody here wanna limbo? ( Robotic voice ) Revengeance, you are my master.
I will return you to your bodily form and then, you will rule the earth.
Are you okay, Uncle Horace? Yes, I'm fine.
Okay.
Your story checks out.
Oliver, listen to me.
I'm not leaving, so drop it.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
I wrote you a very sincere apology note.
It's in this duffel bag.
Why don't you climb in and read it? Wow, you'll do anything to get your way.
You're so selfish.
I know.
I know I have been.
That's why I bought you this.
Smell it, it's cologne.
A cologne called anesthesia? It's pronounced Anastasia.
You have not been absorbed.
You must be absorbed.
You notice anything different about Horace? Has he always had that little beard? You must serve revengeance.
He will be your master.
Oh, no, kaz, you remember the villain revengeance? That's probably why there was a lockdown.
Revengeance is trying to sneak into mighty med.
And you let him in when you opened the vent.
And now he's taking control of Horace.
But that's impossible.
Revengeance was disembodied.
He's just a black cloud now.
I don't see any black clouds around here.
Man, I cannot catch a break today.
Where are kaz and Oliver? Everyone already wants to leave.
I cannot let my first surprise party fail.
We have to do something.
I'm sure they'll be here any minute.
But we can stall with party games.
How about duck, duck, goose? I have two ducks in my backpack, you go get a goose.
They're teenagers.
They don't care about party games.
They care about self-preservation.
Nobody leaves or I will snap you like a wishbone.
Now go hide.
You've got a real violent streak.
I dig it.
Clyde, imagine living out in the open, where you no longer have to carry the burden of your evil secret.
You could go to ice shows, or read magazines about ice shows, or attend seminars about the exciting world of managing ice shows.
Ed, we talked about this.
Not everyone shares your love of ice shows.
Well, they should.
They're majestic.
Clyde, I think what ed is trying to say is that if you give up being a villain, you never have to hide again, just like ed here no longer has to hide.
I need you all to hide.
Never.
What's the point of being good if I have to hide in the crevices of society like a common sewer rat? No offense, sewer rat.
His name is monty now, and he owns a mailbox store.
Ed, just calm down.
You're among friends here.
If you were my friends, you would have thrown me a birthday party.
That's it.
I'm going back to a life of evil.
We all should.
I mean, together, we could exterminate everyone on the planet.
Except for him.
I like his cape.
Now who's with me? Yeah! Guys, wait a minute, guys.
Where you going? This is catered.
We've got food here.
Come on, guys.
Please, guys, you can't fall off the wagon like that.
Wow, ed already pushed an old lady into the street.
- He didn't waste any time, did he? - No, he did not.
As I mentioned, you're not invited.
Either of you.
In here, Whoo-hoo! Out there, boo-hoo.
They're not chasing us.
I think pretending to be drones is working.
I have to hand it to these mindless freaks.
They have an eye for design.
This room looks much more inviting.
Okay.
We have to stop revengeance before he rises again.
Oh, okay, I have a plan.
Follow me, Oliver.
Hey.
What's up? How's it dronin'? Alan.
You're safe.
Man, it was really smart to hide here.
I'm not hiding.
This is where I nap.
- What's going on in here? - Revengeance has broken into mighty med to turn on the hospital's positronic reactor.
He's going to use the power from it to turn himself human again.
That's impossible.
There's no way to access it unless they've gathered all nine mighty administrators.
Those nine mighty administrators? Yeah.
Each of them has been implanted with one part of the access code.
But they'd have to be in a specific formation - that only my Uncle Horace knows.
- That specific formation? We gotta stop revengeance before he returns to - his physical form.
- You mean that physical form? What do we do? How do you stop a cloud? By creating a vacuum.
It's simple meteorology.
We can use the hospital's air conditioning system to create a cold front, then turn on the sterilizing equipment.
That will form pockets of warm air, resulting in a low pressure system.
Or we could just use this vacuum, Oliver.
( Mimicking) Or we could just use this vacuum, Oliver.
What are you mad at him for? I'm just in a bad place right now.
It's not working.
He's too powerful.
We need more power.
Serge! We got a fighter.
We did it.
I've never been part of a team before.
I don't like it.
There could only be one reason all nine mighty administrators would be here.
To limbo! Oh, that was exhausting.
You know what I could go for? A nice 14-block walk through a bad neighborhood to the domain.
Stop it! I don't wanna go.
Why is everything always about what you want? You know, all the time, I'm always thinking, what can I do for kaz? What can I do to cheer him up? How can I dislodge his head from that bannister? When's the last time you did anything for me? Actually, pretty recently.
Really? Like when? When I threw you a birthday party at the domain tonight, three months early, to surprise you.
And now I wish I never had.
You threw me a surprise party? So that's why you were bossing me around and tried to knock me unconscious with fake cologne.
Because you care about me.
And I just yelled at you all day.
I feel terrible.
Will you ever forgive me? Nope.
But, kaz, we only have a few years left to spend together and One day, you'll wake up old and alone.
Fine.
I forgive you.
Well, thanks for coming.
Sorry the piñata was filled with intestines and not candy.
This party was a disaster.
I feel so betrayed.
After everything I did getting all our ducks in a row, and the ducks just leave without me.
Whew! Oh, man.
Talk about a villain.
That locksmith wanted $300 just to let us back into our own store.
You know how much car wax that could buy? - A lot.
- Yeah.
Look, Wallace, I know the intervention did not go how you planned, but if turning non-evil is important to you, I'm willing to give it a try.
Thanks.
We should discuss this further over a nice anti-hero sandwich.
Pa-pa-pa-pow.
Those kids ate all our food! That was supposed to be our dinner tonight.
And our lunch for tomorrow, because I spent all our money on car wax.
From this day forth, I pledge to be even more villainous than ever before.
Let's tear apart the next customer who walks through that door.
In this shop, that could be days.
Everyone left.
It's just Clyde and Wallace.
It's just as well.
I'm so tired, I'm almost dead.
I really wanted to tear someone apart today.
Let's destroy these superhero figurines, especially him.
I no longer like his cape.

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