Mismatched (2020) s02e03 Episode Script

1
Welcome to
Aravalli Institute nursery class.
Our teacher is a joker, Dr. Suri,
who thinks that punching this wet shit
will solve one's problems.
Very good, Anmol.
Vent all your anger on this clay.
I just need the answer
to a simple question.
What are you so angry about?
What the heck did Sid get me into?
Take a wild guess, sir.
You are the one with the degree.
You've three PhD degrees after all.
Hung on that wall,
right next to that creepy painting.
Your theme is on point, though.
Horror show.
That painting is a gift
from one of my patients.
He was a serial killer.
I have a weird sense of humor.
Mrs. Suri doesn't get my jokes either.
I'll become a serial killer
of psychologists.
Ahuja, any new app ideas?
Take it easy on her, sir. What can she do?
She has to handle her boy-drama as well.
Shut up. There's no boy-drama.
I have one partner, who is stable,
who I can depend on.
Isn't that the partner who goes MIA
for a month looking for Mia?
-You remember? No?
-No.
-Mia.
-Hey!
I hope this partner
will keep his secrets from her.
Correct. One should
keep their secrets from their partner.
Enough. How about studying for a while?
Or should I set up a boxing ring for you?
And where is this aggression coming from?
You guys are supposed to be nerds.
I'm angry that my hands
are covered in dirt.
And I am angry
about this business you're running.
This, "Hey, come for therapy.
You'll be fine." It's utter nonsense!
You are fooling the world.
No one changes on the inside.
I'll remain who I am.
Do you get me? And why should I change?
Why don't the others change?
Why don't they try to understand Anmol?
Why not give them some therapy?
Give therapy to Sid. And to Momo
In fact, give yourself some therapy first.
You are absolutely right, Anmol.
By the way, I'm taking therapy, too.
Honestly, I believe everyone
can do with a little counselling.
But, for now, I'm focusing on you.
If his face was made of clay,
I would have been happy to punch it.
Why should I share anything with him?
Has he become my girlfriend
after three meetings?
To wipe your hands.
I don't want this fucking relationship.
Hey!
Say whatever you want to my face.
Why are you running away?
And what's with this attitude?
You're talking
as if you haven't done anything.
What did I do?
Did I create problems
between you and your best friend?
Am I committing a cybercrime?
Did I kiss a random dude?
You should get the award
for being the world's biggest hypocrite.
You found another girlfriend
at Usain Bolt's speed.
When will she become your future wife?
I'll send the wedding invitation.
You must come.
And enjoy the sweets.
I can't believe I ever liked you!
Listen up, nooshbags,
we'll test each other's apps today.
Split up into your teams.
Duggi will test your apps
one by one. Right here.
Meanwhile, you'll find faults
in each other's apps.
Please make sure that everyone
tests every team's app. Okay?
Try to keep it civil.
Ideally, we need
constructive criticism. Okay?
Two plates momos. Got it?
Be quiet, man.
See, it's not
Bro, what are you doing?
Listen, take this app
to Dimple and get it tested.
She's not doing anything anyway.
Look at this.
This doesn't look right, does it?
Get your laptop.
I'll check the raw files and code, too.
Go.
I'm so thankful.
Come here for a second.
What?
What's happening?
Not compatible.
Hey! What a nonsense app
you idiots have made!
That is not gonna sell for shit.
How did you even get investors?
I'm not sure if our app
needs testing or your relationship.
Stay silent, Shekhawat. Stay silent.
Babe, come.
Momo, please help. We are next.
All right.
-You do know my rates, right?
-Obviously.
What have you done here?
That's an impressive wank bank.
Easy! It's not a laptop,
it's a national treasure.
Choose.
Not enough choices, right?
There can be more options.
Like, both or other?
Give your feedback to the creators.
You're pretty close to the creator,
so maybe you should.
Die, asshole!
What the hell?
What happened?
Well, there are some problems.
There are some gameplay defects.
-But I think
-Why not work on your own app?
You don't have one,
so you are busy messing up others'.
Yeah, I don't have an app.
And that's because
a cowardly loser leaked it.
-He must be insecure that a girl
-Hello, listen!
What are you trying to say?
That I leaked your useless app?
I'm in a wheelchair,
but I'm not that desperate.
-Anmol, what's your problem?
-Get lost.
-You're so noisy. Let's go.
-What are you talking about?
-Poor man's Tiësto.
-Thanks. I love Tiësto!
Get lost, you sculpture on Mount Rushmore.
Bloody fake Dev Patel.
Hey, did you check their phone?
Any new app ideas?
Coder's block.
I have one. An idea. Sort of.
So, it's like a Yelp review.
But for the people you've dated before.
So others can read it and decide
if they are date-worthy or not.
For example, this one dude,
he had a sexy American accent
and was a fantastic kisser.
But he always kisses at the wrong moment.
Four out of five stars.
Highly recommended.
Yes? No? Too soon?
Perfect match.
Hello, Future Wife.
This is pretty kickass.
Are you planning to take it further?
No, this is just a hobby. Time pass.
Anyway, what's up?
Yeah, I need another bite from you.
The last one was
I'm asking for a video bite,
not a love bite, babe.
Fine, I'll take it some other day.
But I need one from your dad.
Trust me, that's a terrible idea.
Trust me, Shekhu, this video
needs some sensational vibes.
-Okay.
-Here?
Sensational vibes.
So, Kalpana, I have a complaint.
You didn't take my advice.
I asked you to be a free bird. Like me.
But you want to be a caged bird.
Anyway, congratulations
on your brand new cage.
Any message for the groom-to-be?
Sure, why not?
Sanjay, buddy.
Dad, Randeep.
Randeep, buddy,
I have nothing to offer you,
but my condolences.
Just kidding.
Congratulations, man, and good luck!
You're gonna need it.
You kids want a drink?
-No, I'm okay. Thank you.
-Thanks.
We have work to do.
What a bore, man.
You know, sweetheart, I have two products.
In this product,
the fun switch is missing.
You should meet my latest model, Ashish.
-Okay.
-He has my fun genes.
Okay. Shall we go?
Yes, we can go.
Thanks, Dad.
-Bye, sir. Thank you.
-See you later.
This was the best video shoot of my life.
Total entertainment, full sitcom vibes.
Only thing missing was a laugh track.
I'm glad you find it funny.
Because I've seen
18 seasons of this sitcom.
The jokes don't land anymore.
You asked me to pursue animation, right?
I can't.
Because all the best courses
of animation are outside of Jaipur.
If I leave Ashish with Dad,
he'll mold him like himself.
Can't let that happen.
I have to protect him.
You know what, Shekhu?
If your parents weren't like this,
you wouldn't be like this either.
Like what?
Old school, boring, a crybaby?
No.
Caring, sensitive, good.
You're okay, Shekhu.
I think we should leave.
Listen to me.
Don't be a babysitter.
Let Ashish make his own mistakes.
Follow your passion. Animation.
If you don't, you'll end up
hating your dad even more.
Or maybe even your brother.
Done.
-It's done?
-Yeah.
Thank you so much for this, Bub.
Okay, then.
I'll go for a spin.
You can have the room.
-See you.
-Bye.
Krish, come here.
A perfect relationship
is not made in three days, boss.
But once it's set,
then all these doubts vanish.
Are we doing something wrong?
Do we lack something?
Now, that's a perfect relationship.
That's it?
You know, you are wrong.
I'm not always angry. Look at me today.
I'm in a great mood.
There are no issues in life.
I was hanging out with Simran and Krish.
It was great. Fun day.
Have I told you?
These turbans you wear every day,
the colors, they're just beautiful.
Pops.
Thank you. I'll convey
your compliment to Mrs. Suri.
She picks these for me.
Tell me, how do you feel
when you see Krish and Simran together?
You're trying
some bullshit analysis again?
What can I feel?
They are a perfect couple.
No, you are telling me
what you feel about them.
I am asking,
what do you feel for yourself?
I mean, love, relationships.
Do you miss any of that?
News flash.
A wheelchair bound guy
is not exactly swipe-right material.
When I was normal,
I had many girlfriends. It was great.
But now, it is what it is.
Do you ever feel jealous of Krish?
Why would I ever feel jealous of Krish?
Because he's normal and you are not.
Your words.
Okay, tell me,
isn't Krish your best friend?
Yes.
Did you ever share with him
that you feel you are not normal?
I don't need sharing and caring.
I can take care of myself.
Are you feeling angry?
No. You are making me angry.
You know, I was also angry today.
On my way here,
my car broke down on the road.
So I decided to get down
and try to fix it myself.
I tried a lot but it didn't work.
Then I realized that I'm a psychologist,
not a mechanic.
So I don't have to
solve this problem on my own.
I can ask for help. I could make a call.
That's what I did.
That's your homework for today.
You have to trust someone.
And then ask for their help.
Are you done?
Fuck the homework.
Boys don't talk about these things.
I was in a great mood,
but he killed it in a flash. Asshole.
I heard that.
You haven't seen it?
C. Oh, my God, babe. Did you see this?
Who did this?
I don't know, babe. Offensive AF, right?
You know, you should complain.
After all, the delivery cap
and uniform is missing.
By the way, it's going viral.
Listen.
Do you know who did this?
You've never seen this before?
Are you sure?
I said no, didn't I?
What are you trying to say,
that I made this cheap sketch?
No. That's not
Because one public humiliation
wasn't enough for me, Celina?
Listen, you are getting it all wrong.
I'm just trying to look out for you.
Look out? I can look out for myself.
Thank you very much, bro.
Nam.
-What?
-Please.
-Can't we talk normally for once?
-Normal?
Things can't ever be normal again, Celina.
Because, that day, you put an end
to my normal life forever.
Hey. Come here.
Listen, I get it.
Trust me, I know why you lie.
'Cause you want to fit in.
But you know what?
You will remain what you are.
It won't change. The world has to change.
The world has to learn to adjust, not you.
Do you think I didn't know
that you were lying?
Come on, man. My gaydar is my superpower.
And if you are stressed about that sketch,
why don't you make another one
to cancel it out?
You will never get
a subject like this again.
And for free at that.
Draw me like
one of your French girls, Namrata.
-Really?
-Go on.
No? Is the frame not good enough?
No, no, it's Okay.
Like this? Move my hair?
If you can just turn a little.
You can't look.
You wanna see?
Not good?
Good is too small a word,
unlike my bum, bro.
Booty lies
in the eyes of the beholder. Isn't it?
That's true.
Isn't this you?
Seventeen years back.
Don't you cook at home?
I don't have the time.
Neither to cook, nor for this interview.
But if I cook something for you,
would you mind having it?
I mean, I may not know
much about the world of apps,
but I'm Bill Gates of the cooking world.
Will you make that mutton biryani?
Sure, I'll make it today.
And I'll teach you, too.
And the healthy, low calorie one.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-May I sit here?
-Of course.
So, I tried your app, and
Actually, Namrata,
I wanted to say sorry to you.
I know, no amount of sorry
will be enough. But I
Dimple, I was never angry with you.
Rishi shouldn't have told you, you know.
It was between us. I trusted him and he
Anyway, did you really try the app?
I really tried the app. And
-First, fix the date related bugs.
-Okay.
And I think the user's age
should be 18, for sure.
-It's very
-Can I?
Unfriendly UI?
Dimple, your feedback is not applicable.
Our app's name is Geeky Nerdy Love.
And you don't know anything about it.
You know what, Rishi,
your app is just like you.
It looks sweet and simple,
but it's very complicated.
At least we have an app, Dimple,
one which investors are interested in.
The only thing that looks complicated
to me right now is your future.
Maybe you should work on your app
instead of finding faults in ours.
Maybe that will get you somewhere.
Dimple
Rishi, what is wrong with you?
-What?
-Go to her.
Now!
When you trust someone,
they become extremely powerful.
And with great power
comes great ability to fuck you over.
We got this. It's okay. Just
Just Just breathe.
You got this.
Deep breath.
Whenever something goes wrong
Whenever there's a problem
You give me mine, my beloved
Whenever something goes
Oh, God. Please, Harsh.
Harsh, please don't murder
my favorite song.
But it worked. You are smiling
You are laughing. Oh, my God.
I'm just gonna stay here
for a while if that's okay.
Why are you so weird?
Just years of trauma.
-Hi, Karim.
-Hi.
Zeenat.
Can you get the meat out?
It's in the freezer.
Yes!
Sorry.
-I will take care of it.
-Hey, I got this.
If I hear his and Damini's
break-up story one more time,
I swear, I'll BOMB.
"Blow out my brain."
By the way, I've never laughed
at someone's plight before.
Bad, Karim. Bad.
College life has spoiled you.
I mean, not all bad.
Being among these kids
has given me a new energy.
I don't know about energy,
but they are a headache for sure.
Don't get me wrong. I love teaching.
But these kids and their drama
I want to BOMB.
I need breaks.
Well, what do you do in your breaks?
This time, Tibet.
Bike ride.
I'm gonna surrender to the hills,
away from all this.
Can't wait for this batch to get over.
This is really nice.
I can't believe I made this.
Fuck's sake.
Sharing and caring is not easy, boss.
I don't want to look like a fool.
What if they don't care after I tell them?
What if they make fun of me?
It's not fucking worth it.
We are connected, yet so disconnected.
Every user gets umpteen notifications
on their phone.
Memes that are not funny.
News that's not important.
Amidst these, we forget the ones
that are important to us.
This app will help you
track your loved ones.
To stay in touch with them.
Sweet pop-ups will remind you that,
"Hey, did you forget them?
Maybe send them a text today?"
Remembro - simple, easy to code, sweet.
More notifications from loved ones.
Approved.
Really?
-You want me to change my mind?
-No! Thank you.
-Hey, Enthu-Cutlet, sit down.
-Thank you, sir.
A reminder for you guys.
We're leaving for Ajmer
in four days for the tech fest.
-Excited?
-Yes!
Listen, I can't believe
our app got approved.
It has a nice ring to it. Our app.
You pulled that out of nowhere, nerd.
Well, you'll need that app.
Why?
Because after going back to the US,
you'll get busy with your music,
with your friends, with your girlfriends.
So you would need a reminder
on the app for this friend.
Shit, I've forgotten my charger.
Bub, I'll come with you.
Classic.
Cel, go and keep Krish busy there.
I'll check his laptop.
Yeah. What an idea!
I'm on it.
Even if you can't trust yourselves,
you can trust your friends.
Krish!
Let madam try her luck!
Dude, she mustn't know.
Okay. Celina, hear me out.
It's okay, man. Krish is my bro.
He might make fun of me a bit,
but he won't turn away from me.
I trust him.
Do you think your partner is an idiot?
Will I leave a footprint on my computer
after stealing her code?
Think about it.
Come on, don't stress.
But the problem is
the one you trust the most,
is the one who hurts you the most.
You're wrong about one thing.
What?
I won't need an app to remember you.
You are not easy to forget.
What happened?
Rishi sent a message.
He's asking if I'm okay.
So, since you're not asking me out
on a second date, shall I ask you?
Second date?
When was the first one?
When you got me drunk
and took advantage of me.
What? Excuse me.
The free life advice you took from me.
So what do you say?
Dinner and drinks next weekend?
Or we could go on a desert safari.
I'll be busy over the weekend. Sorry.
I'm actually going to
some tech fest in Ajmer.
Are you going to BLTZKRG?
Dude, their ideaForge drone stall
is insane!
Like, can I come along?
Yeah. I mean, I'll have to get permission,
but I don't think it should be a problem.
Thank you!
It'll be amazing, Shekhu. I can't wait.
Shall we start?
Dr. Suri, I'm a complete asshole.
But there's something I'm not.
A thief.
I play fair.
And I take down people fair and square.
Did you think that I couldn't make
an app better than hers?
Now I can't ask anyone for help.
When I ask for help, I get pity in return.
I don't need your pity!
-Wait. It's not about pity
-Listen!
So, I don't want anything from anyone now.
Not even from you.
I'll come for every session.
Sit here quietly for 45 minutes and leave.
We have 20 more days here.
Don't show me your face after that.
And as far as honesty goes, here it is.
Mrs. Suri makes you dress up
like a joker everyday.
Listen to me
and stop telling her your stupid jokes.
Don't expect anything from anyone.
However close they may be to you.
Because once you lose trust,
it never comes back.
Just fuck it and move the fuck on.