Monsters vs. Aliens (2013) s01e25 Episode Script
Curse of the Man-Beast
MVA MVA Monsters vs.
Aliens It's us vs.
them Foe vs.
friend Brain vs.
B.
O.
B.
It's a super-freaky job Oh, yeah, it's freaky.
MVA Monsters vs.
Aliens Monsters vs.
Aliens Monsters vs.
Aliens MVA 1x42 - When Luck Runs Out - Whoa.
What is that? - Whatever it is, it's humongous.
Look alive, Monsters.
We've got us a new recruit.
- Monster or Alien? - Mine! I called it.
Team Alien.
Enormous, pretty please be bloodthirsty, Alien.
Uh-uh, back up.
Monger said we have a new recruit.
Boom, team Monster.
- Team Alien! - Team Monster! - Team Alien! - Team Monster! Guys, Why don't we just wait five seconds till they've opened the box? It looks like a Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun Hee-hee! Uh, okay.
We serious about this? Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun Hee-hee! Team Monster, you win.
No take-backs.
Hey! Tiny dancer ain't no monster.
He's a Leprechaun.
This does seem a rather unique case.
I'm not sure a wee mythical creature is really "monstrous.
" We got two classifications here, Doc.
Monster.
Alien.
So enjoy your new teammate.
Dismissed! - But he's not - Leprechaun! Okay, little dude, our secret base es su secret base.
- Anything you need, just - Wait, wait.
Where'd he go? Oh, my gosh, did I step on him? No way! My missing earring! I lost this thing months ago.
Leprechaun! Wow.
Finding a lost earring right under your foot? I mean I mean, that's like, yeah, holding up your hand and finding a nutty fudge sundae in it.
Nutty fudge sundae! Leprechaun! Got that right, little buddy.
High five.
Nutty fudge sundae! Oh! I am the luckiest blob on the face of the Earth.
Wait a minute.
Lucky? Astounding! It appears our new recruit possesses an inordinate amount of positively charged nano-electrons, which theoretically could manipulate probabilities.
So he's for reals, for total serious, actually luck lucky? If you insist on degrading the concept to its absolute crudest.
Uh, yeah, I must.
Who's my new best friend? - Leprechaun! - Darn straight.
Come on.
Hey, where are you going? Just hanging with my lucky o'migo.
Me too.
Bye! - Probability of disaster? - 112%.
- Anything we can do? - Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm in sunny Acapulco.
Mm, yeah.
Nice.
Super secret bonus stage you didn't even know existed unlocked! - Leprechaun.
- Leprechaun! Yeah! Perfect strike.
Oh.
I didn't even know we had a mattress collection.
Ha, ha! Leprechaun! Hey, Link.
I found a sack of money.
You want it? - Indeed I do.
- Leprechaun! Leprechaun! Oh, look, it's team Monster and their adorable, dancing mascot.
- Guilty.
- No, I was insulting You're totally right, Coverton.
We are loathsome creatures who offend you by our mere presence.
Um, well, yes.
Thank you.
For recognizing.
Tell you what.
Why don't you take a free swing at me? - What? - One freebie.
Right to the kisser.
I deserve it.
Well, if you insist.
Leprechaun! Oh, lucky break for me.
Come on, give it another shot.
Swing and a miss.
I cannot believe my luck today.
Leprechaun! When did we acquire a Leprechonian? That leprechaun is a Leprechonian? Oh, when you say it out loud like that, you can totally hear it.
What's a Leprechonian? The native species of the fifth moon of Shamrock-12.
They manipulate probability fields, what some call "luck.
" Fifth moon of Shamrock-12? - You're saying this little guy is - Team Alien! - Bring that sweet luck to Coverton.
- Give him back! I'm trying to score extra chips from the vending machine.
You know how sometimes two bags fall? And it's like, yeah! You have the lucky powers of a Leprechonian at your disposal and you fritter it on potato snacks? I wouldn't call this "frittering.
" Ka-ching.
Leprechaun.
Leprechaun.
Hee-hee.
Leprechaun.
Guys, I'm sure there's enough leprechaun for everyone.
Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun hee-hee.
Le pre chaun.
So if smashing a mirror is seven years' bad luck, what's the penalty for squashing a leprechaun? A week? Ten days? Just curious.
Leprechonians are practically indestructible.
I would be more worried that you made him angry.
Angry? What you talkin' about? Leprechonian probability fields flow both ways.
If you make one your enemy, you may expect a horrible string of bad luck.
Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun Ahh, my toes! Ahh! I don't even have toes! - Leprechaun! - Flee! Right in the thoramble.
Leprechaun! I did not even do anything.
Leprechaun! Run! I can hear the sound of the waves, Feel a warm breeze on my face.
Yes, wonderful.
In fact, I had better turn over.
Don't want to get a sunburn.
I don't see him.
Quickly, into the elevator.
Oh, of all the bad luck Oh, right.
Ha! Leprechaun.
Stupid leprechaun ow! What are we gonna do? All right.
I gots a plan.
Ow! Leprechaun Ha! Behold, the anti-bad-luck protection - of the mighty horseshoe.
- Leprechaun.
Wait a minute, what? Stupid magnet.
That is some seriously bad luck.
If the little green menace wants to get tough, let's get tough.
Leprechaun! Okay, listen.
You've got the luck thing going, and that's cool and all, but lookee what I've got.
Believe you me, you don't want to press your luck and tussle with all this muscle.
Hmm, leprechaun.
Gaah! Muscle spasm! Gah! Ooh, it's really ow! Ooh! No, no, no, no! Ow! Come on, muscles! Loosen up! Work with me here! Really? No, no, no, no! Ow! Again! Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun What is wrong with that guy? I told you Leprechonians have anger management issues.
So now the guy's just being a jerk.
- Yes.
- We're hosed.
- Indeed.
- No.
I have an idea.
It's a little crazy, a little radical, but I think it just might work.
I'm listening, buddy.
Lay it on me.
What if you and Coverton apologize? - Yeah, no.
Not my thing.
- Mm, agreed.
B.
O.
B.
makes an interesting point.
A sincere apology would reflect well on you.
Reflect interesting.
Leprechaun Okay, stop.
Hold up.
Listen, this isn't easy for me.
I'm very sorry about the vending machine accident.
I I apologize.
What he said.
So what do you say? Apology accepted? Leprechaun! Oopsie.
Leprechaun? Oh, dear, broken mirror.
Let's see, by my count, that's four, five, yeah seven years' bad luck.
For you.
Leprechaun! Leprech ooh! Lepre Oh! Leprechaun! Leprechaun! Leprechaun! Leprechaun! Oh, leprechaun! Eep! Leprechaun! Leprechaun ooh! This stinks.
I'm outta here.
Leprechonian problem solved.
I can't believe he actually fell for the mirror thing.
I mean, who can't tell that they're looking at a Aah! Evil clone B.
O.
B.
! He knows my every move! And as the sun sets over Acapulco bay Ahh.
Another day in paradise.
Aliens It's us vs.
them Foe vs.
friend Brain vs.
B.
O.
B.
It's a super-freaky job Oh, yeah, it's freaky.
MVA Monsters vs.
Aliens Monsters vs.
Aliens Monsters vs.
Aliens MVA 1x42 - When Luck Runs Out - Whoa.
What is that? - Whatever it is, it's humongous.
Look alive, Monsters.
We've got us a new recruit.
- Monster or Alien? - Mine! I called it.
Team Alien.
Enormous, pretty please be bloodthirsty, Alien.
Uh-uh, back up.
Monger said we have a new recruit.
Boom, team Monster.
- Team Alien! - Team Monster! - Team Alien! - Team Monster! Guys, Why don't we just wait five seconds till they've opened the box? It looks like a Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun Hee-hee! Uh, okay.
We serious about this? Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun Hee-hee! Team Monster, you win.
No take-backs.
Hey! Tiny dancer ain't no monster.
He's a Leprechaun.
This does seem a rather unique case.
I'm not sure a wee mythical creature is really "monstrous.
" We got two classifications here, Doc.
Monster.
Alien.
So enjoy your new teammate.
Dismissed! - But he's not - Leprechaun! Okay, little dude, our secret base es su secret base.
- Anything you need, just - Wait, wait.
Where'd he go? Oh, my gosh, did I step on him? No way! My missing earring! I lost this thing months ago.
Leprechaun! Wow.
Finding a lost earring right under your foot? I mean I mean, that's like, yeah, holding up your hand and finding a nutty fudge sundae in it.
Nutty fudge sundae! Leprechaun! Got that right, little buddy.
High five.
Nutty fudge sundae! Oh! I am the luckiest blob on the face of the Earth.
Wait a minute.
Lucky? Astounding! It appears our new recruit possesses an inordinate amount of positively charged nano-electrons, which theoretically could manipulate probabilities.
So he's for reals, for total serious, actually luck lucky? If you insist on degrading the concept to its absolute crudest.
Uh, yeah, I must.
Who's my new best friend? - Leprechaun! - Darn straight.
Come on.
Hey, where are you going? Just hanging with my lucky o'migo.
Me too.
Bye! - Probability of disaster? - 112%.
- Anything we can do? - Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm in sunny Acapulco.
Mm, yeah.
Nice.
Super secret bonus stage you didn't even know existed unlocked! - Leprechaun.
- Leprechaun! Yeah! Perfect strike.
Oh.
I didn't even know we had a mattress collection.
Ha, ha! Leprechaun! Hey, Link.
I found a sack of money.
You want it? - Indeed I do.
- Leprechaun! Leprechaun! Oh, look, it's team Monster and their adorable, dancing mascot.
- Guilty.
- No, I was insulting You're totally right, Coverton.
We are loathsome creatures who offend you by our mere presence.
Um, well, yes.
Thank you.
For recognizing.
Tell you what.
Why don't you take a free swing at me? - What? - One freebie.
Right to the kisser.
I deserve it.
Well, if you insist.
Leprechaun! Oh, lucky break for me.
Come on, give it another shot.
Swing and a miss.
I cannot believe my luck today.
Leprechaun! When did we acquire a Leprechonian? That leprechaun is a Leprechonian? Oh, when you say it out loud like that, you can totally hear it.
What's a Leprechonian? The native species of the fifth moon of Shamrock-12.
They manipulate probability fields, what some call "luck.
" Fifth moon of Shamrock-12? - You're saying this little guy is - Team Alien! - Bring that sweet luck to Coverton.
- Give him back! I'm trying to score extra chips from the vending machine.
You know how sometimes two bags fall? And it's like, yeah! You have the lucky powers of a Leprechonian at your disposal and you fritter it on potato snacks? I wouldn't call this "frittering.
" Ka-ching.
Leprechaun.
Leprechaun.
Hee-hee.
Leprechaun.
Guys, I'm sure there's enough leprechaun for everyone.
Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun hee-hee.
Le pre chaun.
So if smashing a mirror is seven years' bad luck, what's the penalty for squashing a leprechaun? A week? Ten days? Just curious.
Leprechonians are practically indestructible.
I would be more worried that you made him angry.
Angry? What you talkin' about? Leprechonian probability fields flow both ways.
If you make one your enemy, you may expect a horrible string of bad luck.
Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun Ahh, my toes! Ahh! I don't even have toes! - Leprechaun! - Flee! Right in the thoramble.
Leprechaun! I did not even do anything.
Leprechaun! Run! I can hear the sound of the waves, Feel a warm breeze on my face.
Yes, wonderful.
In fact, I had better turn over.
Don't want to get a sunburn.
I don't see him.
Quickly, into the elevator.
Oh, of all the bad luck Oh, right.
Ha! Leprechaun.
Stupid leprechaun ow! What are we gonna do? All right.
I gots a plan.
Ow! Leprechaun Ha! Behold, the anti-bad-luck protection - of the mighty horseshoe.
- Leprechaun.
Wait a minute, what? Stupid magnet.
That is some seriously bad luck.
If the little green menace wants to get tough, let's get tough.
Leprechaun! Okay, listen.
You've got the luck thing going, and that's cool and all, but lookee what I've got.
Believe you me, you don't want to press your luck and tussle with all this muscle.
Hmm, leprechaun.
Gaah! Muscle spasm! Gah! Ooh, it's really ow! Ooh! No, no, no, no! Ow! Come on, muscles! Loosen up! Work with me here! Really? No, no, no, no! Ow! Again! Leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun, leprechaun What is wrong with that guy? I told you Leprechonians have anger management issues.
So now the guy's just being a jerk.
- Yes.
- We're hosed.
- Indeed.
- No.
I have an idea.
It's a little crazy, a little radical, but I think it just might work.
I'm listening, buddy.
Lay it on me.
What if you and Coverton apologize? - Yeah, no.
Not my thing.
- Mm, agreed.
B.
O.
B.
makes an interesting point.
A sincere apology would reflect well on you.
Reflect interesting.
Leprechaun Okay, stop.
Hold up.
Listen, this isn't easy for me.
I'm very sorry about the vending machine accident.
I I apologize.
What he said.
So what do you say? Apology accepted? Leprechaun! Oopsie.
Leprechaun? Oh, dear, broken mirror.
Let's see, by my count, that's four, five, yeah seven years' bad luck.
For you.
Leprechaun! Leprech ooh! Lepre Oh! Leprechaun! Leprechaun! Leprechaun! Leprechaun! Oh, leprechaun! Eep! Leprechaun! Leprechaun ooh! This stinks.
I'm outta here.
Leprechonian problem solved.
I can't believe he actually fell for the mirror thing.
I mean, who can't tell that they're looking at a Aah! Evil clone B.
O.
B.
! He knows my every move! And as the sun sets over Acapulco bay Ahh.
Another day in paradise.