Motorcity (2012) s01e10 Episode Script
The Duke of Detroit Presents…
1x10 - The Duke of Detroit Presents Washed up five times Overhauled the engine twice.
Already cleaned out the storage closets 20 times.
We're under attack! Let's go! Move out! We got bots, people! Bots? Oh, no! Mike, no! Hey! Chuck, get out of the way! It's a test! It's a test! Jacob was doing maintenance on the alarm system! Remember? Oh, yeah.
I knew that.
I was just testing you.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yes! "Don't let the car hit you on the way out.
" Classic one-liner! Oh, I love this movie! You have to watch that here? But I didn't get to finish because of you-know-who.
Hey, we didn't have to come here.
I'm not even hungry.
Well, we had to do something.
Yeah.
Man, you're driving us nuts! It's not my fault Kane's M.
I.
A.
I mean, look, don't get me wrong, I'm glad we haven't seen a bot in two weeks, but I'm going stir crazy here! Is he plotting something? What have you seen out there? Actually, everything's pretty normal, but it's probably just a lull, like a calm before the storm.
All I know is I can't take this sitting around stuff anymore.
I can't sleep! I don't know what to do with myself! You gotta learn to relax.
You're right.
Let's just order the meat maniac pizza Trouble! Come on! Oops.
Maybe we should get our food to go.
Come on, guys.
My body just reacted on its own.
I'm wired for action.
Always ready to go! Dude, you should probably try to calm down before you put anyone else in danger.
Where are you going?! Well, this thing looks dangerous.
Let's set up a perimeter.
Dutch, help me move these people back.
Look, there are too many people at risk here.
Shouldn't we contact the refinery first? - No time.
- But Do it on the way.
Let's move! I guess he found something to do.
Have you actually considered that this is dangerous? Yeah, it has hazard symbols all over it.
Are they ever gonna pick up? Come on, guys.
We can't just leave a trailer full of dangerous, hazardous compound out in the open.
But do we have to take this road? I'm getting claustrophobic, man.
- It's the only way there.
- Mike, it's the refinery.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Boy, it's a good thing you Burners came along, because we have no way of bringing that crazy trailer back here! Really? But it's yours.
You don't have a truck? Um it's their day off.
Just follow copper canyon to the refinery, and our chemical specialists will place the trailer in a containment depository.
Thanks.
See? Good thing we did something.
Don't worry.
This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Activate thermal sensors! It's a mine field! Yeah, real piece of cake, Mike.
Oh, go left! No, no, go right! Left again! Watch out! - You okay? - A little jarred.
Okay, that's enough! Dutch, use your sonic blaster to set off the mines! Oy! The road's clear.
I hope that trailer didn't take too much damage.
We need to pull off the road.
There's a rest stop coming up.
Oh, we can pull over there! I hope they have muscle malts.
These babies don't feed themselves.
Roth, scan the other side, too.
Why would someone mine that road? Oh, it's probably the same reason why someone would speed off with a dangerous trailer without knowing what it is.
Because they're crazy! Because, Chuckles, it was the right thing to do.
Not the mines, the trailer.
You get what I mean.
What's this? I don't know.
Is that a camera? Man, this place is the pits! I could be back in my studio right now working on my stuff! Oh, you're telling me.
I've got three more getaway gang movies to watch.
How can you watch those? All those bad catch phrases.
They're one-liners, bro, and they're awesome! Can you get us Mike Chipton's autograph? Who? Mike Chipton, the guy outside next to them gas pumpies.
Autograph! Autograph! I'm sorry, do you know Mike? Yep, I do.
These suckers are everywhere! Hey, guys, you need to see this! What? "Salumatations," Motorcity! Don't flip that switch or turn that dial! 'Cause we've got more action with hero man Mike Chilton! Get back! Ow! He passed the first test, but does action man Mike Chilton have what it takes to lead his Burners the rest of the way? Ooh-whee! My gators are tingling! I promise you the greatest show ever! And here it is.
We got spills, thrills, adventure, and so far Mike's done us proud, but can he reach the refuge of the refinery? Or will the Catastrophe Canyon send his Burners crying home to mama? Let's head back out there live! And remember hotlines are open! So tell your friends about this Motorcity exclusive! 'Cause they're gonna wanna see this history-in-the-making! - We're on TV?! - Oh, yes! I hope you're hungry, cause Texas is cooking up the perfect one-liner! Show yourself, Duke.
I know you're out here hiding.
"Bonjaloha," Mr.
Chilton, or should I say, our hero? What is this? What game are you playing? I put you, the hero, in what is sure to be the greatest slam-bang, action-packed spectacle show in the history of slam-bang, action-packed spectacle shows.
We don't wanna be on your show.
So just save it for somebody else.
Ah, ta-ta now.
Where's your heroic integrity? You're just gonna leave how did you put it? "a trailer full of hazardous compound" out in the open? What if delicate, teenie-weenie children decide to play on it? Oh, no, you're not getting me like this.
I doubt there's anything even in that trailer.
Oh, ye of little faith.
Perhaps my associate cyborg Dan can help clear the air.
With pleasure.
This is your fault, Mike Chilton.
See? You can't leave that behind.
There's no telling where it'll end up next.
Good, that's settled.
After all, what's a show without its star? Now get back out there and smiles, everyone, smiles! Oh, Mike, one more minor bugaboo When cyborg Dan opened that valve, it broke the seal on the cooling agent, so you basically have 3 hours before the whole thing melts down.
Could make a real Motorcity mess.
Okay, have fun.
- How's my face? - Oh, Dan, it looks fine! Well, this is great.
All right, guys, so maybe I stepped into this one, but we don't really have time to point fingers.
We gotta get this thing to the refinery, fast.
But then we get to be mad at you, right? We're on the March to meltdown as Mike and his mysterious Burners get back underway.
Can they make it? Let's go to our woman on the street to hear the buzz from Motorcity! Thanks, Duke.
The feeling here is wicked awesome! As people from all over Motorcity gather to watch the greatest show of all time.
Whoo! Yeah! Come on, Mike! Mike Chilton's gonna show everyone why he rules.
No one brings it like Mike.
This is a slam-dunk.
He's taking it home all the way, baby.
Chilton's gonna lose.
Heck, I doubt he makes it 20 more feet.
No way, no how! You know, I really don't care if they make it.
I just hope someone gets blown up.
Let's go to the overview map! Chase this! Here comes the mudslide! Sorry, Burners! Oh, yeah! I just ran over some logs! Uh, no, wait.
Wow.
That was the worst one-liner I ever heard.
Boom! Fire! Come on, Chilton, keep a-rollin'! I hope you're thirsty! Thunderstorms, baby! Mike, the coolant levels are dropping fast! Dude, it's gonna melt down! It looks like they're in the homestretch now.
I totally got this one.
Guess we can cross this bridge 'cause we've come to it, which is when you're supposed to cross it! Oops! Move! Quick! Mike, we're at 41%! Do my eyes lie? Am I making the greatest show or what?! Too bad he was not obliterated.
It will happen soon enough.
Mike's days are numbered.
Whoa, hold it there, Dan my man.
We don't want our hero getting obliterated.
Maybe banged up a bit or a lot a bit.
Sure we do.
I am like this because of him.
I have been reduced to a hot mess.
Chilton will pay.
Maybe you should get back to your report.
Oh, sure.
No one wants to hang with a mutant.
I see how it is.
Aw, don't be like that, cyborg Dan.
The Burners have conquered every catastrophe they canyon has thrown at them! But is their appetite for excitement waning? That Duke's gonna bow down to my dukes! Get it? My fists.
Yeah, still not hitting it.
Aw, man, one-liners are hard.
Roth says the trailer's down to 36%! - We are almost out of time! - It's okay, almost there.
The refinery's right up the road.
We'll make it, no problem.
Is that the Duke?! Looks like perilous times for Mike and his burner brethren.
Victory lies just beyond that ridge.
Can they make it? Or will they meet their maker in Don't you go nowhere, now.
The rafinery! It's on the other side of the Duke's dome! Dome, dome, dome! - Oh, man.
- Uh, you okay? We're laughing at my one-liner, right? I doubt it.
Listen, guys, you were right.
We should've just stayed home and play Laser Swords III.
Now, is there any way to get past the dome? I don't know.
But, hey, look, I did find the Duke's transmission signal.
All right, you work on hacking that signal, I'll try not to get us killed.
Uh, Mike, we've got company.
What are they doing to me? We just need to hold out as long as we can while Chuck works his magic.
Pain-bots? I couldn't have planned this better if I planned it myself! Someone pinch me quick! Or else I'm gonna need new shorts.
There's an opening! All right, guys, let's get out of here! Oh, what now? Just, uh I'll think of something.
Mikey! There's no choice.
We gotta go through it.
- You found the Duke's signal, right? - Yeah.
Let's give his show an ending he'll never forget.
Gripping scenes out there.
Tell me, Rayon, what are you feeling right now? I gotta tell you, never come my man Mike out of anything.
He's gonna pull it together.
Whoa! Confident stuff! Let's check in with cyborg Dan, who's over at Mama's Boy central.
Thank you so much, number 2.
As you can see, these mama's boys don't share that guy's opinion.
The terror dome's gonna own you, Chilton! - The Burners stink! - Watch the face! You guys clear with what you're doing? - Got it.
- Got it.
Say hello to my little plan! Hey, come on, that wasn't good? When I give the signal, do it.
- Mikey! - What? The trailer! We're out of time! And kill it! Wait! What's this?! Oh, no! - Dude, what gives? - Dude, did they make it? - Is that it? - Dude, TV sucks.
Bring it back! My finale! My head! No! No! My dream show it's all gone.
Don't cry, gators.
Well, maybe just a little.
Do not be discouraged.
I know you'll make Mike Chilton pay one day.
Not one day.
Tuesday! Which is today! Chilton! You think you can just destroy the Duke's dreams like that and get away with it?! I destroyed your dream, you've been trying to destroy us all day let's just say it's even.
Oh, snap.
Destroy you? Maybe I chose you because I knew you would survive! Well, I've had enough action for today, thanks.
I'm ready to go home and do nothing.
Nothing? Ooh, I been waiting to hear that all day! Wait! What about the next episode? "Mike Chilton versus the Hydro-bomb of lake Michigan!" Show's over, Duke.
Oh, the show will go on, Mr.
Chilton.
You can count on that.
Oh, I wonder what I looked like in action against the Duke's giant head.
Lucky for you, I hacked into the Duke's cameras and copied the footage before I deleted it.
Here's a video of us taking out the terror dome.
Hold on.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, this is the greatest show ever! We terrored that dome a new one! Nice one! Not too bad, man.
Boom! Right there! A perfect one-liner! Mike, you hear that? Uh, Mike? Looks like he found something else to do.
Already cleaned out the storage closets 20 times.
We're under attack! Let's go! Move out! We got bots, people! Bots? Oh, no! Mike, no! Hey! Chuck, get out of the way! It's a test! It's a test! Jacob was doing maintenance on the alarm system! Remember? Oh, yeah.
I knew that.
I was just testing you.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yes! "Don't let the car hit you on the way out.
" Classic one-liner! Oh, I love this movie! You have to watch that here? But I didn't get to finish because of you-know-who.
Hey, we didn't have to come here.
I'm not even hungry.
Well, we had to do something.
Yeah.
Man, you're driving us nuts! It's not my fault Kane's M.
I.
A.
I mean, look, don't get me wrong, I'm glad we haven't seen a bot in two weeks, but I'm going stir crazy here! Is he plotting something? What have you seen out there? Actually, everything's pretty normal, but it's probably just a lull, like a calm before the storm.
All I know is I can't take this sitting around stuff anymore.
I can't sleep! I don't know what to do with myself! You gotta learn to relax.
You're right.
Let's just order the meat maniac pizza Trouble! Come on! Oops.
Maybe we should get our food to go.
Come on, guys.
My body just reacted on its own.
I'm wired for action.
Always ready to go! Dude, you should probably try to calm down before you put anyone else in danger.
Where are you going?! Well, this thing looks dangerous.
Let's set up a perimeter.
Dutch, help me move these people back.
Look, there are too many people at risk here.
Shouldn't we contact the refinery first? - No time.
- But Do it on the way.
Let's move! I guess he found something to do.
Have you actually considered that this is dangerous? Yeah, it has hazard symbols all over it.
Are they ever gonna pick up? Come on, guys.
We can't just leave a trailer full of dangerous, hazardous compound out in the open.
But do we have to take this road? I'm getting claustrophobic, man.
- It's the only way there.
- Mike, it's the refinery.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Boy, it's a good thing you Burners came along, because we have no way of bringing that crazy trailer back here! Really? But it's yours.
You don't have a truck? Um it's their day off.
Just follow copper canyon to the refinery, and our chemical specialists will place the trailer in a containment depository.
Thanks.
See? Good thing we did something.
Don't worry.
This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Activate thermal sensors! It's a mine field! Yeah, real piece of cake, Mike.
Oh, go left! No, no, go right! Left again! Watch out! - You okay? - A little jarred.
Okay, that's enough! Dutch, use your sonic blaster to set off the mines! Oy! The road's clear.
I hope that trailer didn't take too much damage.
We need to pull off the road.
There's a rest stop coming up.
Oh, we can pull over there! I hope they have muscle malts.
These babies don't feed themselves.
Roth, scan the other side, too.
Why would someone mine that road? Oh, it's probably the same reason why someone would speed off with a dangerous trailer without knowing what it is.
Because they're crazy! Because, Chuckles, it was the right thing to do.
Not the mines, the trailer.
You get what I mean.
What's this? I don't know.
Is that a camera? Man, this place is the pits! I could be back in my studio right now working on my stuff! Oh, you're telling me.
I've got three more getaway gang movies to watch.
How can you watch those? All those bad catch phrases.
They're one-liners, bro, and they're awesome! Can you get us Mike Chipton's autograph? Who? Mike Chipton, the guy outside next to them gas pumpies.
Autograph! Autograph! I'm sorry, do you know Mike? Yep, I do.
These suckers are everywhere! Hey, guys, you need to see this! What? "Salumatations," Motorcity! Don't flip that switch or turn that dial! 'Cause we've got more action with hero man Mike Chilton! Get back! Ow! He passed the first test, but does action man Mike Chilton have what it takes to lead his Burners the rest of the way? Ooh-whee! My gators are tingling! I promise you the greatest show ever! And here it is.
We got spills, thrills, adventure, and so far Mike's done us proud, but can he reach the refuge of the refinery? Or will the Catastrophe Canyon send his Burners crying home to mama? Let's head back out there live! And remember hotlines are open! So tell your friends about this Motorcity exclusive! 'Cause they're gonna wanna see this history-in-the-making! - We're on TV?! - Oh, yes! I hope you're hungry, cause Texas is cooking up the perfect one-liner! Show yourself, Duke.
I know you're out here hiding.
"Bonjaloha," Mr.
Chilton, or should I say, our hero? What is this? What game are you playing? I put you, the hero, in what is sure to be the greatest slam-bang, action-packed spectacle show in the history of slam-bang, action-packed spectacle shows.
We don't wanna be on your show.
So just save it for somebody else.
Ah, ta-ta now.
Where's your heroic integrity? You're just gonna leave how did you put it? "a trailer full of hazardous compound" out in the open? What if delicate, teenie-weenie children decide to play on it? Oh, no, you're not getting me like this.
I doubt there's anything even in that trailer.
Oh, ye of little faith.
Perhaps my associate cyborg Dan can help clear the air.
With pleasure.
This is your fault, Mike Chilton.
See? You can't leave that behind.
There's no telling where it'll end up next.
Good, that's settled.
After all, what's a show without its star? Now get back out there and smiles, everyone, smiles! Oh, Mike, one more minor bugaboo When cyborg Dan opened that valve, it broke the seal on the cooling agent, so you basically have 3 hours before the whole thing melts down.
Could make a real Motorcity mess.
Okay, have fun.
- How's my face? - Oh, Dan, it looks fine! Well, this is great.
All right, guys, so maybe I stepped into this one, but we don't really have time to point fingers.
We gotta get this thing to the refinery, fast.
But then we get to be mad at you, right? We're on the March to meltdown as Mike and his mysterious Burners get back underway.
Can they make it? Let's go to our woman on the street to hear the buzz from Motorcity! Thanks, Duke.
The feeling here is wicked awesome! As people from all over Motorcity gather to watch the greatest show of all time.
Whoo! Yeah! Come on, Mike! Mike Chilton's gonna show everyone why he rules.
No one brings it like Mike.
This is a slam-dunk.
He's taking it home all the way, baby.
Chilton's gonna lose.
Heck, I doubt he makes it 20 more feet.
No way, no how! You know, I really don't care if they make it.
I just hope someone gets blown up.
Let's go to the overview map! Chase this! Here comes the mudslide! Sorry, Burners! Oh, yeah! I just ran over some logs! Uh, no, wait.
Wow.
That was the worst one-liner I ever heard.
Boom! Fire! Come on, Chilton, keep a-rollin'! I hope you're thirsty! Thunderstorms, baby! Mike, the coolant levels are dropping fast! Dude, it's gonna melt down! It looks like they're in the homestretch now.
I totally got this one.
Guess we can cross this bridge 'cause we've come to it, which is when you're supposed to cross it! Oops! Move! Quick! Mike, we're at 41%! Do my eyes lie? Am I making the greatest show or what?! Too bad he was not obliterated.
It will happen soon enough.
Mike's days are numbered.
Whoa, hold it there, Dan my man.
We don't want our hero getting obliterated.
Maybe banged up a bit or a lot a bit.
Sure we do.
I am like this because of him.
I have been reduced to a hot mess.
Chilton will pay.
Maybe you should get back to your report.
Oh, sure.
No one wants to hang with a mutant.
I see how it is.
Aw, don't be like that, cyborg Dan.
The Burners have conquered every catastrophe they canyon has thrown at them! But is their appetite for excitement waning? That Duke's gonna bow down to my dukes! Get it? My fists.
Yeah, still not hitting it.
Aw, man, one-liners are hard.
Roth says the trailer's down to 36%! - We are almost out of time! - It's okay, almost there.
The refinery's right up the road.
We'll make it, no problem.
Is that the Duke?! Looks like perilous times for Mike and his burner brethren.
Victory lies just beyond that ridge.
Can they make it? Or will they meet their maker in Don't you go nowhere, now.
The rafinery! It's on the other side of the Duke's dome! Dome, dome, dome! - Oh, man.
- Uh, you okay? We're laughing at my one-liner, right? I doubt it.
Listen, guys, you were right.
We should've just stayed home and play Laser Swords III.
Now, is there any way to get past the dome? I don't know.
But, hey, look, I did find the Duke's transmission signal.
All right, you work on hacking that signal, I'll try not to get us killed.
Uh, Mike, we've got company.
What are they doing to me? We just need to hold out as long as we can while Chuck works his magic.
Pain-bots? I couldn't have planned this better if I planned it myself! Someone pinch me quick! Or else I'm gonna need new shorts.
There's an opening! All right, guys, let's get out of here! Oh, what now? Just, uh I'll think of something.
Mikey! There's no choice.
We gotta go through it.
- You found the Duke's signal, right? - Yeah.
Let's give his show an ending he'll never forget.
Gripping scenes out there.
Tell me, Rayon, what are you feeling right now? I gotta tell you, never come my man Mike out of anything.
He's gonna pull it together.
Whoa! Confident stuff! Let's check in with cyborg Dan, who's over at Mama's Boy central.
Thank you so much, number 2.
As you can see, these mama's boys don't share that guy's opinion.
The terror dome's gonna own you, Chilton! - The Burners stink! - Watch the face! You guys clear with what you're doing? - Got it.
- Got it.
Say hello to my little plan! Hey, come on, that wasn't good? When I give the signal, do it.
- Mikey! - What? The trailer! We're out of time! And kill it! Wait! What's this?! Oh, no! - Dude, what gives? - Dude, did they make it? - Is that it? - Dude, TV sucks.
Bring it back! My finale! My head! No! No! My dream show it's all gone.
Don't cry, gators.
Well, maybe just a little.
Do not be discouraged.
I know you'll make Mike Chilton pay one day.
Not one day.
Tuesday! Which is today! Chilton! You think you can just destroy the Duke's dreams like that and get away with it?! I destroyed your dream, you've been trying to destroy us all day let's just say it's even.
Oh, snap.
Destroy you? Maybe I chose you because I knew you would survive! Well, I've had enough action for today, thanks.
I'm ready to go home and do nothing.
Nothing? Ooh, I been waiting to hear that all day! Wait! What about the next episode? "Mike Chilton versus the Hydro-bomb of lake Michigan!" Show's over, Duke.
Oh, the show will go on, Mr.
Chilton.
You can count on that.
Oh, I wonder what I looked like in action against the Duke's giant head.
Lucky for you, I hacked into the Duke's cameras and copied the footage before I deleted it.
Here's a video of us taking out the terror dome.
Hold on.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, this is the greatest show ever! We terrored that dome a new one! Nice one! Not too bad, man.
Boom! Right there! A perfect one-liner! Mike, you hear that? Uh, Mike? Looks like he found something else to do.