Motown Magic (2018) s02e13 Episode Script
He's Misstra Know-It-All
1
-["ABC" playing]
-[children singing]
You went to school to learn, girl ♪
Things you never, never knew before ♪
Like I before E, except after C ♪
And why two plus two makes four ♪
Now, now, now, I'm gonna teach you ♪
Teach you, teach you ♪
All about love, yeah ♪
All about love ♪
Sit yourself down and take a seat ♪
All you gotta do is repeat after me ♪
A, B, C ♪
Easy as one, two, three ♪
Or simple as do, re, mi ♪
A, B, C
One, two, three
Baby, you and me, girl! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
[Ben] When it comes to sport,
Mickey's the man.
[kids] Mickey! Mickey! Mickey!
[Ben] But luckily,
I'm unbeatable er, invincible
I mean, really good at one thing
Quiz questions.
Okay, here we go.
What color underwear did Motown Man wear
in Episode 422?
-[buzzer sounds]
-Red!
With green musical notes
across the back.
-Correct!
-[kids cheering]
[whistling]
Hey, I totally knew that one.
What did Motown Man use
to defeat the Mutant Shark Man?
-[buzzer sounds]
-Mace of funky bass.
Correct!
[cheering]
I knew that one, too.
Why won't you let me answer any?
'Cause I don't want to get slimed.
How did Motown Man
clean the galactic space goo off his--
-[buzzer sounds]
-He used He used Um, um
-[buzzer sounds]
-His Funk Duster.
Correct!
[klaxon sounds]
Okay, so at the end of round three,
our winners are Ben and Mickey.
Which means, oh, sorry, girls!
[buzzer sounds]
[gasps and sighs]
[all] Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben!
Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben!
[Ben chuckles]
I was on the winning team, too.
How come nobody's high-fiving me?
You mean like they do
after every basketball game?
[KC] Hey, you nailed it!
[sighs]
Oh. [chuckles]
What's the big deal?
He's just a Misstra Know-It-All.
[all] Ben! Ben! Ben!
He's a man, with a plan ♪
[all] Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben!
He's Misstra Know-It-All ♪
[chuckles]
You down for one last practice
before the quiz final, Benny?
Huh? You think I need practice?
Well, uh, not you.
But you're not the only one on the team.
Uh, yeah, but I'm the one
who answers the questions.
Ouch.
Hey, you have basketball, soccer,
baseball, everything.
Why is it such a big deal
if I'm better at just one thing?
[grunts]
Anyway, we're hot favorites to win.
I'm up against Stephanie and Brad.
[sighs] "We're" up against Steph and Brad.
And by tomorrow night,
I could be a quiz show champion.
"We" could be quiz champions.
Uh, Ben?
You know there's no "I" in "team," right?
Yeah, but there is an "I" in "win," right?
[chuckles]
Right? Am I right?
I tell you, Ange,
Ben's turning into a quiz show monster.
[imitates roaring]
What do you call a fear of frogs?
Hmm, ranidaphobia.
Fear of thunder?
Tonitrophobia.
Fear of long words?
Uh
sesquipedalophobia.
[chuckles]
See? Teamwork. That's why
they're quiz champs three years running.
We are a team.
You're the team, I do the work.
Team. Work. [chuckling]
See? Get it?
[sighs] I'm starting to see what you mean.
Come on.
Don't wanna be late for the quiz final.
[imitates roaring]
Okay, usual plan.
You just sit back
and let me answer the questions.
Okay, that's it. I quit.
Guys, this is crazy!
You can't let a dumb quiz
wreck your friendship.
Uh, I just wanna win, that's all.
But we're still friends, right?
[imitates buzzer] Wrong answer, Benny.
You're serious?
Okay, you two,
you need to sort this out. Fast.
[sighs] But how?
Just, uh, you know,
get some advice from someone
someone really wise.
Uh, like him.
[Ben] The Maestro?
Hmm. Okay.
ABC, easy as one, two, three.
You coming, Mickey?
[grunts]
Hey, um, guys. We need to see The Maestro.
Good luck with that, brother.
Yeah, Benny.
If you find him, show us the way.
-Huh?
-[chuckles] Wait up!
There was a rumor about a secret
passageway leading to his castle,
through there.
Problem is, it's all locked up.
I've seen that symbol somewhere before.
[gasps] Yeah, I know where.
[Skywriter] Nice one, Benny.
That symbol matches the lock.
[Ben] We gotta get up there and see
if there's a key hidden behind it.
Can you guys fly us up?
[chuckles] Sorry, Benny Boy,
that wind is blowing like a tornado today.
Uh, no problem, eh?
I'll wave when I get to the top.
Wait, wait, wait.
What if you can't find the key?
Misstra Know-It-All better come
if he doesn't trust me.
[grunts]
I I don't think I can do this.
Sure you can. Just keep looking up.
Can this line
Take his hand? ♪
Take your hat off to the man
Who's got the plan ♪
He's Misstra Know-It-All ♪
Awesome, Ben. Hey, we did it!
[panting] But we still need that key.
Open up. Ow! Come on, Benny.
You're meant to be the one
with the answers.
[door lock whirring]
[chuckles] I knew I brought you
for a reason.
Music?
You sure there's nothing else in there?
So what's the answer this time?
I should know this, but I don't.
Hey, nobody knows everything.
We'll just figure it out together.
[Ben humming]
Well, it's a great song.
But one crazy clue.
Mmm, maybe the notes spell out a code,
or the tune's like a riddle?
Wait. The lock had a picture on it,
like a microphone, right?
Huh?
Maybe we gotta sing this tune
into this lock.
-Great idea, Mickey.
-Whoo-hoo!
[vocalizing]
-Yes.
-Yes.
[chuckles] Rock and roll, let's go!
[Skywriter] Say what?
That cannot be right.
Huh? We're back where we started.
Now that is genius. Don't you see?
The Maestro answered our question
without us even seeing him.
You're right.
I was being a total hog in the quiz.
We have to work together,
like we just did.
[imitates buzzer] Correct answer.
[both chuckle]
Let's head back,
unless you're still planning on quitting?
All right, welcome to the final round,
which is going to be a little different.
[cheering]
This round will test both your physical
and mental strength.
[laughs maniacally]
We've so got this in the bag.
This is gonna be a disaster.
It's a quiz show, not a sports day.
Everyone ready? Get set
We're a team, remember?
Just follow my lead.
Go!
Oh!
[Ben panting]
I I can't do this.
But we can!
See ya later, losers!
You ready?
I don't know.
Come on.
I need your help solving that puzzle.
-Whoo-hoo.
-[Ben screaming]
Hey!
[chuckles]
Stay low and go! Go! Go!
-[buzzer sounds]
-[cheering]
[all] Ben and Mickey! Ben and Mickey!
Ben and Mickey!
-Ugh!
-Ugh!
What a team!
So? Are we, uh, cool now, Mickey?
Hey, it'd take more than a dumb quiz
to bust up this friendship,
don't you think?
[imitates buzzer] Correct answer.
[kids] Ben and Mickey! Ben and Mickey!
Ben and Mickey!
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
Come on, come on
Let me show you what it's all about!
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
-["ABC" playing]
-[children singing]
You went to school to learn, girl ♪
Things you never, never knew before ♪
Like I before E, except after C ♪
And why two plus two makes four ♪
Now, now, now, I'm gonna teach you ♪
Teach you, teach you ♪
All about love, yeah ♪
All about love ♪
Sit yourself down and take a seat ♪
All you gotta do is repeat after me ♪
A, B, C ♪
Easy as one, two, three ♪
Or simple as do, re, mi ♪
A, B, C
One, two, three
Baby, you and me, girl! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
[Ben] When it comes to sport,
Mickey's the man.
[kids] Mickey! Mickey! Mickey!
[Ben] But luckily,
I'm unbeatable er, invincible
I mean, really good at one thing
Quiz questions.
Okay, here we go.
What color underwear did Motown Man wear
in Episode 422?
-[buzzer sounds]
-Red!
With green musical notes
across the back.
-Correct!
-[kids cheering]
[whistling]
Hey, I totally knew that one.
What did Motown Man use
to defeat the Mutant Shark Man?
-[buzzer sounds]
-Mace of funky bass.
Correct!
[cheering]
I knew that one, too.
Why won't you let me answer any?
'Cause I don't want to get slimed.
How did Motown Man
clean the galactic space goo off his--
-[buzzer sounds]
-He used He used Um, um
-[buzzer sounds]
-His Funk Duster.
Correct!
[klaxon sounds]
Okay, so at the end of round three,
our winners are Ben and Mickey.
Which means, oh, sorry, girls!
[buzzer sounds]
[gasps and sighs]
[all] Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben!
Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben!
[Ben chuckles]
I was on the winning team, too.
How come nobody's high-fiving me?
You mean like they do
after every basketball game?
[KC] Hey, you nailed it!
[sighs]
Oh. [chuckles]
What's the big deal?
He's just a Misstra Know-It-All.
[all] Ben! Ben! Ben!
He's a man, with a plan ♪
[all] Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben! Ben!
He's Misstra Know-It-All ♪
[chuckles]
You down for one last practice
before the quiz final, Benny?
Huh? You think I need practice?
Well, uh, not you.
But you're not the only one on the team.
Uh, yeah, but I'm the one
who answers the questions.
Ouch.
Hey, you have basketball, soccer,
baseball, everything.
Why is it such a big deal
if I'm better at just one thing?
[grunts]
Anyway, we're hot favorites to win.
I'm up against Stephanie and Brad.
[sighs] "We're" up against Steph and Brad.
And by tomorrow night,
I could be a quiz show champion.
"We" could be quiz champions.
Uh, Ben?
You know there's no "I" in "team," right?
Yeah, but there is an "I" in "win," right?
[chuckles]
Right? Am I right?
I tell you, Ange,
Ben's turning into a quiz show monster.
[imitates roaring]
What do you call a fear of frogs?
Hmm, ranidaphobia.
Fear of thunder?
Tonitrophobia.
Fear of long words?
Uh
sesquipedalophobia.
[chuckles]
See? Teamwork. That's why
they're quiz champs three years running.
We are a team.
You're the team, I do the work.
Team. Work. [chuckling]
See? Get it?
[sighs] I'm starting to see what you mean.
Come on.
Don't wanna be late for the quiz final.
[imitates roaring]
Okay, usual plan.
You just sit back
and let me answer the questions.
Okay, that's it. I quit.
Guys, this is crazy!
You can't let a dumb quiz
wreck your friendship.
Uh, I just wanna win, that's all.
But we're still friends, right?
[imitates buzzer] Wrong answer, Benny.
You're serious?
Okay, you two,
you need to sort this out. Fast.
[sighs] But how?
Just, uh, you know,
get some advice from someone
someone really wise.
Uh, like him.
[Ben] The Maestro?
Hmm. Okay.
ABC, easy as one, two, three.
You coming, Mickey?
[grunts]
Hey, um, guys. We need to see The Maestro.
Good luck with that, brother.
Yeah, Benny.
If you find him, show us the way.
-Huh?
-[chuckles] Wait up!
There was a rumor about a secret
passageway leading to his castle,
through there.
Problem is, it's all locked up.
I've seen that symbol somewhere before.
[gasps] Yeah, I know where.
[Skywriter] Nice one, Benny.
That symbol matches the lock.
[Ben] We gotta get up there and see
if there's a key hidden behind it.
Can you guys fly us up?
[chuckles] Sorry, Benny Boy,
that wind is blowing like a tornado today.
Uh, no problem, eh?
I'll wave when I get to the top.
Wait, wait, wait.
What if you can't find the key?
Misstra Know-It-All better come
if he doesn't trust me.
[grunts]
I I don't think I can do this.
Sure you can. Just keep looking up.
Can this line
Take his hand? ♪
Take your hat off to the man
Who's got the plan ♪
He's Misstra Know-It-All ♪
Awesome, Ben. Hey, we did it!
[panting] But we still need that key.
Open up. Ow! Come on, Benny.
You're meant to be the one
with the answers.
[door lock whirring]
[chuckles] I knew I brought you
for a reason.
Music?
You sure there's nothing else in there?
So what's the answer this time?
I should know this, but I don't.
Hey, nobody knows everything.
We'll just figure it out together.
[Ben humming]
Well, it's a great song.
But one crazy clue.
Mmm, maybe the notes spell out a code,
or the tune's like a riddle?
Wait. The lock had a picture on it,
like a microphone, right?
Huh?
Maybe we gotta sing this tune
into this lock.
-Great idea, Mickey.
-Whoo-hoo!
[vocalizing]
-Yes.
-Yes.
[chuckles] Rock and roll, let's go!
[Skywriter] Say what?
That cannot be right.
Huh? We're back where we started.
Now that is genius. Don't you see?
The Maestro answered our question
without us even seeing him.
You're right.
I was being a total hog in the quiz.
We have to work together,
like we just did.
[imitates buzzer] Correct answer.
[both chuckle]
Let's head back,
unless you're still planning on quitting?
All right, welcome to the final round,
which is going to be a little different.
[cheering]
This round will test both your physical
and mental strength.
[laughs maniacally]
We've so got this in the bag.
This is gonna be a disaster.
It's a quiz show, not a sports day.
Everyone ready? Get set
We're a team, remember?
Just follow my lead.
Go!
Oh!
[Ben panting]
I I can't do this.
But we can!
See ya later, losers!
You ready?
I don't know.
Come on.
I need your help solving that puzzle.
-Whoo-hoo.
-[Ben screaming]
Hey!
[chuckles]
Stay low and go! Go! Go!
-[buzzer sounds]
-[cheering]
[all] Ben and Mickey! Ben and Mickey!
Ben and Mickey!
-Ugh!
-Ugh!
What a team!
So? Are we, uh, cool now, Mickey?
Hey, it'd take more than a dumb quiz
to bust up this friendship,
don't you think?
[imitates buzzer] Correct answer.
[kids] Ben and Mickey! Ben and Mickey!
Ben and Mickey!
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
Come on, come on
Let me show you what it's all about!
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪