My Dad the Bounty Hunter (2023) s01e10 Episode Script
The Bounty Hunters
1
Welcome back to Chillion.
You'll see we've made some changes.
Whoa!
Ooh. This is festive.
Ah! Hello, friend.
Oh Oh!
Ooh. You're a little heavy. I got you!
The young ones
are preparing for Yachtwanuun,
one of our oldest rituals.
Those cubs who have come of age
and proven themselves
stout of heart and bold in spirit
will cross the bridge into adulthood.
They will become
the tribe's newest warriors.
You should join, Sean. It's your birthday.
Hmm. You should both join.
Stout of heart, bold in spirit.
I could think of no other cubs
more deserving. Come.
Hmm?
Mmm I-I'm good.
I mean, yum.
Ugh!
Mmm!
You've raised two amazing children.
Well, now that I'm out of a job,
I guess I'll actually be able
to spend time with them.
Kinda funny how that worked out.
So you'll quit bounty hunting for good?
Well, I can't work
for the Conglomerate again.
I mean, I could go back to bounty hunting
on Earth, but money's not as good.
Maybe I'll actually
look into truck driving.
You could join my team.
We're always looking for fighters
to help us oppose the EHC.
The good guys may not pay as much,
but we always take care of our people.
Yeah?
Yeah. All right. Thanks for that.
I'll consider it.
What's wrong?
Mom's on her way to the house right now.
Oh, psh. We've got plenty of time.
Look, when Mom sends an "on my way" text,
what it really means
is that she hasn't left the house yet.
Now, if she sends a second text
Oh.
We've gotta get home.
We never got those Warp Pods.
What are we gonna do, Dad?
We're even farther from home now
than when we started.
Hmm.
Perhaps we could be of assistance.
Warp Pods!
Our people have no use for them.
Take as many as you like.
Our thank you
for everything that you've done.
We're rich. Rich, I say!
All right. Calm down there, bud.
So, I guess this is goodbye?
I guess so.
Stay out of trouble.
You first.
All right, guys. We gotta go. Load up.
Leeza!
Yachtwanuun!
Sean!
Yachtwanuun!
Sabo!
Yachtwanuun!
Yachtwanuun!
Yachtwanuun!
Here we go.
- KRS
- Wait!
I wanna say it this time.
Go for it, bud.
KRS, punch it!
Ha! You got it, Sean.
Well, now, don't you tell me to smile ♪
You stick around
I'll make it worth your while ♪
Got numbers beyond what you can dial ♪
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile ♪
Style, profile, I said ♪
You got to be kidding me.
Soon? What's "soon"?
Can you give me an ETA?
- Dad!
- Terry, pay attention!
Don't text and fly!
It's fine. See? It's under control.
Dad!
Trying to get us there before Mom.
That won't matter if we're dead!
Come on!
Kids, seat belts.
Quickly! Quickly! Get out! Get out!
- Let's get inside the house.
- Come on!
We did it. We did it.
- Mom, it's not what it looks like.
- It's not ours. It's a rental.
We can explain.
Nah.
Terry, I thought we agreed
that we would never take them into space.
- Wait. What?
- Uh
I think it's time we tell them.
Yeah. You're right.
- Tell us?
- What's going on?
About 20 years ago, I took a job.
There was a fugitive who was on the run,
and the people who were after her, well
they wanted her pretty bad.
"Her"?
W-Wait.
No way.
Huh?
Are you gonna stare at me all night,
or are you gonna ask me to dance?
Now, I actually
let her get the drop on me.
He didn't. He was much slower back then.
You got moves, huh?
Sorry. Nothing personal.
I know. I was just hoping
you'd wait a little while longer.
- Huh?
- Sorry. Nothing personal.
Ugh.
Nice try.
You think I was trying?
There was something
about her, though.
I just couldn't get her out of my head.
She's got that effect on people.
But how'd you know
she wasn't tricking you?
- I knew.
- He did not.
So, I kinda went AWOL.
Instead of turning her in
We fell in love.
Starting a new life
meant a lot of changes.
New name, new home, new everything.
We were both on the run now.
Hello? Anybody in there?
Hey!
Aw!
And that's why when your father
took up bounty hunting again, I
I got scared.
You know, the job meant
he'd spend more and more time away
Eventually,
seemed like the best thing to do
was maybe just spend some time apart.
I didn't wanna jeopardize
you guys' or your mother's safety,
and we just needed to figure things out.
We're aliens?!
What? That's what you got from that?
Eh, technically, part alien.
But that doesn't mean you're any less
human than anybody else. Okay, honey?
This is awesome!
Wait.
Does that mean we have powers?!
Sean, don't be dumb.
Wait. Do we have powers?
Do we have alien cousins?
Do we get to live in space now?
- Wait. Can I
- Honey, please.
- But
- Please!
You took them into space
without telling me, then lied about it.
You just go and make decisions
like that on your own.
What is wrong with you?
Mom, it's not Dad's fault.
Yeah. We snuck onto his ship.
He didn't even know we were there!
- And then we threw away his Warp Pods.
- Guys.
Tess, yeah. Yes. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get them involved,
but it happened.
And I could've told you,
I-I should've told you,
but I knew it would look like
I dropped the ball again.
Which I did.
Then, turned out
we couldn't come home straightaway,
and I was trying to finish this job
so I could buy Warp Pods
to get us back before you found out,
but we ran into Glorlox,
and we got attacked
by these alien bug things,
then the whole Chilla situation
Terry. Are you out of your mind?!
I mean, wh-what
what am I even supposed
What what do you want me
to say to any of this?
Wh-Why are you even telling me this?
Because you deserve the truth.
Whatever that means for us.
Tess, I've said so many times
that I want us to work. And I mean that.
But I know that can't happen
if I'm not 100 with you. And the kids.
I've been wrong, a lot.
You were right.
My priorities were messed up,
and I wasted so much time
not focusing on what's important.
No more secrets. No more bounty hunting.
I'm here now.
Terry, I I don't know
what you want me to say.
You don't have to say anything.
Just know that I'm ready to do the work.
Best birthday ever!
Huh?
- You expecting someone?
- Mm-mmm.
Dad!
You couldn't just take the money.
He's alive?
No.
Just what did you think
would happen exactly?
You you thought you could attack us,
and there wouldn't be
consequences?
That we wouldn't come and find you?
Get down!
Dad!
Mom!
Tess!
Enough!
What the
What are you?
Ah.
Vermin!
Let me go!
You won't win.
We're not afraid of you.
Let 'em go.
You do not touch my baby.
Whoa! Mom!
You know, I only came here for Terry.
But of course, the thing to remember
when dealing with vermin
is they multiply.
Try me.
Hey! Freak show!
You picked the wrong house.
- Terry!
- I know! I know!
Lisa!
Lisa!
Sean, get your sister out of here!
- But
- Now!
You are nothing.
You are mud beneath my boot.
You are gristle.
Stop!
I said stop.
Gotta get the kids outta here.
I'll buy you some time.
Terry, whatever happens, it's us, okay?
It's us.
Hmm?
Huh?
Whoa! Grandma!
Nobody messes with my babies.
Mama?! Are you out of your mind?!
What?
That was an alien.
A vicious, dangerous alien!
And? I was in New York in the '70s, okay?
Trying to talk to me
about some alien. Hmph.
You gotta be kidding me.
That hurt!
Mom? Dad?
Uh
Go away!
Gotcha.
- Sean! Now!
- Sean!
No, no, no. No!
You insignificant rats.
You insects.
This time, stay dead.
No!
You will never be safe.
We will never stop hunting you.
You understand?!
We are everywh
Best birthday ever!
- Hug!
- No.
Son, please. There's a lot of things
that hurt right now.
Okay. Okay. No. This is good.
Ugh. Okay. That is enough.
Y'all all smell like outside.
That's probably me.
All right. Let's get you all to a shower.
And a doctor.
Um Shower first, then doctor.
So listen.
Getting beat half to death
by a lizard alien
has given me some time to think.
From now on, we really
should just be open about everything.
It'll probably be much less painful
and expensive in the long run.
Agreed.
I am not cleaning up this mess.
What?
What on earth?
Peanut!
There you are.
I was wondering where you ran off to.
So, Mom, when do I get one
of those glowing staff thingies?
Wait.
If Lisa's getting one, I want one too.
- Guys.
- Sean, get your own alien thingy.
- Mom.
- Guys!
If I got it ♪
Your love brought it ♪
If I got a house, got a home ♪
Little meat left on my bones ♪
If I got it ♪
Baby, your love brought it ♪
Before I met you, dear
Couldn't face my fears ♪
I was insincere
There was a price to pay ♪
Bounty hunter, baby ♪
Hey, yo ♪
He sees you running
So he flips into attack mode ♪
So keep on running
Or he'll put you on your back, bro ♪
I'll tell you something
Ain't nothing stronger or fast, though ♪
His enemy cringe
When he's on that villainy smash, though ♪
Better think fast, bro
He put you on blast, yo ♪
With you in his grip, he turning you in
Collecting the cash flow ♪
Catching the crooks, never you'd think
But he let go when he go to the bank ♪
Sabo, striking fear in the shadows ♪
Hey, I just call him my dad, bro ♪
Yo, yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪
- Get 'em ♪
- Yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪
Hey, yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪
Yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪
Yo, after them ships, baby ♪
Welcome back to Chillion.
You'll see we've made some changes.
Whoa!
Ooh. This is festive.
Ah! Hello, friend.
Oh Oh!
Ooh. You're a little heavy. I got you!
The young ones
are preparing for Yachtwanuun,
one of our oldest rituals.
Those cubs who have come of age
and proven themselves
stout of heart and bold in spirit
will cross the bridge into adulthood.
They will become
the tribe's newest warriors.
You should join, Sean. It's your birthday.
Hmm. You should both join.
Stout of heart, bold in spirit.
I could think of no other cubs
more deserving. Come.
Hmm?
Mmm I-I'm good.
I mean, yum.
Ugh!
Mmm!
You've raised two amazing children.
Well, now that I'm out of a job,
I guess I'll actually be able
to spend time with them.
Kinda funny how that worked out.
So you'll quit bounty hunting for good?
Well, I can't work
for the Conglomerate again.
I mean, I could go back to bounty hunting
on Earth, but money's not as good.
Maybe I'll actually
look into truck driving.
You could join my team.
We're always looking for fighters
to help us oppose the EHC.
The good guys may not pay as much,
but we always take care of our people.
Yeah?
Yeah. All right. Thanks for that.
I'll consider it.
What's wrong?
Mom's on her way to the house right now.
Oh, psh. We've got plenty of time.
Look, when Mom sends an "on my way" text,
what it really means
is that she hasn't left the house yet.
Now, if she sends a second text
Oh.
We've gotta get home.
We never got those Warp Pods.
What are we gonna do, Dad?
We're even farther from home now
than when we started.
Hmm.
Perhaps we could be of assistance.
Warp Pods!
Our people have no use for them.
Take as many as you like.
Our thank you
for everything that you've done.
We're rich. Rich, I say!
All right. Calm down there, bud.
So, I guess this is goodbye?
I guess so.
Stay out of trouble.
You first.
All right, guys. We gotta go. Load up.
Leeza!
Yachtwanuun!
Sean!
Yachtwanuun!
Sabo!
Yachtwanuun!
Yachtwanuun!
Yachtwanuun!
Here we go.
- KRS
- Wait!
I wanna say it this time.
Go for it, bud.
KRS, punch it!
Ha! You got it, Sean.
Well, now, don't you tell me to smile ♪
You stick around
I'll make it worth your while ♪
Got numbers beyond what you can dial ♪
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile ♪
Style, profile, I said ♪
You got to be kidding me.
Soon? What's "soon"?
Can you give me an ETA?
- Dad!
- Terry, pay attention!
Don't text and fly!
It's fine. See? It's under control.
Dad!
Trying to get us there before Mom.
That won't matter if we're dead!
Come on!
Kids, seat belts.
Quickly! Quickly! Get out! Get out!
- Let's get inside the house.
- Come on!
We did it. We did it.
- Mom, it's not what it looks like.
- It's not ours. It's a rental.
We can explain.
Nah.
Terry, I thought we agreed
that we would never take them into space.
- Wait. What?
- Uh
I think it's time we tell them.
Yeah. You're right.
- Tell us?
- What's going on?
About 20 years ago, I took a job.
There was a fugitive who was on the run,
and the people who were after her, well
they wanted her pretty bad.
"Her"?
W-Wait.
No way.
Huh?
Are you gonna stare at me all night,
or are you gonna ask me to dance?
Now, I actually
let her get the drop on me.
He didn't. He was much slower back then.
You got moves, huh?
Sorry. Nothing personal.
I know. I was just hoping
you'd wait a little while longer.
- Huh?
- Sorry. Nothing personal.
Ugh.
Nice try.
You think I was trying?
There was something
about her, though.
I just couldn't get her out of my head.
She's got that effect on people.
But how'd you know
she wasn't tricking you?
- I knew.
- He did not.
So, I kinda went AWOL.
Instead of turning her in
We fell in love.
Starting a new life
meant a lot of changes.
New name, new home, new everything.
We were both on the run now.
Hello? Anybody in there?
Hey!
Aw!
And that's why when your father
took up bounty hunting again, I
I got scared.
You know, the job meant
he'd spend more and more time away
Eventually,
seemed like the best thing to do
was maybe just spend some time apart.
I didn't wanna jeopardize
you guys' or your mother's safety,
and we just needed to figure things out.
We're aliens?!
What? That's what you got from that?
Eh, technically, part alien.
But that doesn't mean you're any less
human than anybody else. Okay, honey?
This is awesome!
Wait.
Does that mean we have powers?!
Sean, don't be dumb.
Wait. Do we have powers?
Do we have alien cousins?
Do we get to live in space now?
- Wait. Can I
- Honey, please.
- But
- Please!
You took them into space
without telling me, then lied about it.
You just go and make decisions
like that on your own.
What is wrong with you?
Mom, it's not Dad's fault.
Yeah. We snuck onto his ship.
He didn't even know we were there!
- And then we threw away his Warp Pods.
- Guys.
Tess, yeah. Yes. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to get them involved,
but it happened.
And I could've told you,
I-I should've told you,
but I knew it would look like
I dropped the ball again.
Which I did.
Then, turned out
we couldn't come home straightaway,
and I was trying to finish this job
so I could buy Warp Pods
to get us back before you found out,
but we ran into Glorlox,
and we got attacked
by these alien bug things,
then the whole Chilla situation
Terry. Are you out of your mind?!
I mean, wh-what
what am I even supposed
What what do you want me
to say to any of this?
Wh-Why are you even telling me this?
Because you deserve the truth.
Whatever that means for us.
Tess, I've said so many times
that I want us to work. And I mean that.
But I know that can't happen
if I'm not 100 with you. And the kids.
I've been wrong, a lot.
You were right.
My priorities were messed up,
and I wasted so much time
not focusing on what's important.
No more secrets. No more bounty hunting.
I'm here now.
Terry, I I don't know
what you want me to say.
You don't have to say anything.
Just know that I'm ready to do the work.
Best birthday ever!
Huh?
- You expecting someone?
- Mm-mmm.
Dad!
You couldn't just take the money.
He's alive?
No.
Just what did you think
would happen exactly?
You you thought you could attack us,
and there wouldn't be
consequences?
That we wouldn't come and find you?
Get down!
Dad!
Mom!
Tess!
Enough!
What the
What are you?
Ah.
Vermin!
Let me go!
You won't win.
We're not afraid of you.
Let 'em go.
You do not touch my baby.
Whoa! Mom!
You know, I only came here for Terry.
But of course, the thing to remember
when dealing with vermin
is they multiply.
Try me.
Hey! Freak show!
You picked the wrong house.
- Terry!
- I know! I know!
Lisa!
Lisa!
Sean, get your sister out of here!
- But
- Now!
You are nothing.
You are mud beneath my boot.
You are gristle.
Stop!
I said stop.
Gotta get the kids outta here.
I'll buy you some time.
Terry, whatever happens, it's us, okay?
It's us.
Hmm?
Huh?
Whoa! Grandma!
Nobody messes with my babies.
Mama?! Are you out of your mind?!
What?
That was an alien.
A vicious, dangerous alien!
And? I was in New York in the '70s, okay?
Trying to talk to me
about some alien. Hmph.
You gotta be kidding me.
That hurt!
Mom? Dad?
Uh
Go away!
Gotcha.
- Sean! Now!
- Sean!
No, no, no. No!
You insignificant rats.
You insects.
This time, stay dead.
No!
You will never be safe.
We will never stop hunting you.
You understand?!
We are everywh
Best birthday ever!
- Hug!
- No.
Son, please. There's a lot of things
that hurt right now.
Okay. Okay. No. This is good.
Ugh. Okay. That is enough.
Y'all all smell like outside.
That's probably me.
All right. Let's get you all to a shower.
And a doctor.
Um Shower first, then doctor.
So listen.
Getting beat half to death
by a lizard alien
has given me some time to think.
From now on, we really
should just be open about everything.
It'll probably be much less painful
and expensive in the long run.
Agreed.
I am not cleaning up this mess.
What?
What on earth?
Peanut!
There you are.
I was wondering where you ran off to.
So, Mom, when do I get one
of those glowing staff thingies?
Wait.
If Lisa's getting one, I want one too.
- Guys.
- Sean, get your own alien thingy.
- Mom.
- Guys!
If I got it ♪
Your love brought it ♪
If I got a house, got a home ♪
Little meat left on my bones ♪
If I got it ♪
Baby, your love brought it ♪
Before I met you, dear
Couldn't face my fears ♪
I was insincere
There was a price to pay ♪
Bounty hunter, baby ♪
Hey, yo ♪
He sees you running
So he flips into attack mode ♪
So keep on running
Or he'll put you on your back, bro ♪
I'll tell you something
Ain't nothing stronger or fast, though ♪
His enemy cringe
When he's on that villainy smash, though ♪
Better think fast, bro
He put you on blast, yo ♪
With you in his grip, he turning you in
Collecting the cash flow ♪
Catching the crooks, never you'd think
But he let go when he go to the bank ♪
Sabo, striking fear in the shadows ♪
Hey, I just call him my dad, bro ♪
Yo, yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪
- Get 'em ♪
- Yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪
Hey, yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪
Yo, my dad, the bounty hunter ♪
Yo, after them ships, baby ♪