My Love Story with Yamada-kun at Lv999 (2023) s01e02 Episode Script

It's Almost Time For The Boss To Spawn, So

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Anyway, Tani's watching the perimeter.
We can concentrate on the front lines.
We might wrack up a lot of kills.
My head is killing me
Especially on the next map.
And why do I keep hearing someone's voice?
I told you, I'm not turning the camera on.
Who's there?
Quit pestering me.
Sorry, I have to step away.
I'll be right back.
What's
going on?
-Excuse me
-Yes?!
Um
DATA POINT 1:
DRUNKEN MEMORY LOSS
Did I?
DATA POINT 2:
UNFAMILIAR BEDROOM
Don't tell me this is
DATA POINT 3: SKIN EXPOSED
DATA POINT 4: MALE, YAMADA
Is this a one-night stand?!
-Does it look that way?
-Unfortunately!
‪ORIGINAL STORY BY MASHIRO
To summarize
It was either carry you home
IZAKAYA BOTTA
or dump you in the street.
Even I thought that would be unethical.
I'm truly sorry.
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, THOUGH
I promise to repay
If you leave immediately, that'll do.
Right! I'll leave immediately!
By the way, your clothes
were covered in vomit.
You'll find them washed in the bathroom.
Oh, and I paid your bill at the izakaya.
I'll pay you back immediately!
This is bad
Excuse me, um
Where is the bathroom?
Out the door, to your right.
I'm never going to live this down.
Well,
I doubt we'll meet again, but
Take care.
What a mess.
On top of it all, I spent the night
in the room of a guy I just met.
Mom, if you hear me in Gunma, I'm sorry.
I'm beat.
I'd better do some schoolwork.
Hey
Wasn't I
wearing a necklace?
Um, why is it gone?
It's not here.
Your clothes were covered in vomit.
You'll find them washed in the bathroom.
Don't tell me
I dropped it in Yamada's apartment?
SYSTEM: AKANE HAS LOGGED IN
Oh! Hi there, Akane!
GUILD: CHOCOLATE RABBI
GUILDMASTER: PRINCESS RURI
Hi there, Princess Ruri!
Yamada What about Yamada?
OFFLINE MEMBERS: I LOVE BEEF,
YAMADA, MATCHA PUDDING, TAKEZO
He's offline.
I know I had it on at the izakaya.
If I lost it,
it must have been after that.
It really must have been when
I took my clothes off in Yamada's room.
What do I do?
That necklace
was the first gift I ever got from Takuma.
What's this?
Akane, are you frozen?
You don't seem to be in good spirits.
AKANE: I HAVE A LOT GOING ON IRL.
RURI: OH? TROUBLE OF SOME KIND?
AKANE: SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Ruri will listen, if you like!
I'm the Guild Master, after all.
You can depend on me!
You're so cute, Princess Ruri.
SO SOOTHING
I see.
Your boyfriend broke up with you
and you lost a memento.
I understand.
My fans give me all sorts of presents,
and they're all precious to me.
They have memories attached, right?
SHE HAS LOTS OF FANS
Although I'm running out of space
to store them in.
Wow
IT'S A CRIME TO BE CUTE
SYSTEM: YAMADA HAS LOGGED IN
Hi there, Yamada-kun!
Hi.
Yamada's here!
Now then
-Say, Yamada-kun
-Yamada! Hey, Yamada!
-Join us for some love gossip.
-Ya Yamada
I can't. The bosses
should be appearing soon.
You're hunting bosses again?
It's double-reward season.
Really?! For how long?
YAMADA: THIS WEEK ONLY
RURI: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!
She's so excited,
I can't even get a word in.
I'll try a private chat.
AKANE: YAMADA!!!!!! I MAY HAVE LOS
MY NECKLACE AT YOUR PLACE. SEEN IT?!
Oh, did he notice?
YAMADA: NO.
That was quick.
Did he even?
Yamada-kun, come chat with us.
It will cheer Akane up.
-Rather not.
-You're awful!
More importantly,
the guild treasure chest
It's always so full, I can't use it.
Huh?
Oh, you're right!
There are a lot of items inside!
I haven't been checking it.
I'm always cleaning it out,
but it fills up before I know it.
That's strange. I wonder why?
If it's not in Yamada's apartment,
could it be at the izakaya?
Maybe someone thinks they're
being helpful by putting items in.
-Oh, that was me
-What?!
This garbage is "helpful"?
You don't have to call it garbage.
A guild member must be putting items
in the chest to help beginners.
Even someone who started three minutes ago
would have better equipment than this.
Now, now
What if the guild members were online?
They'd be shocked if they read this chat.
It was me.
AKANE: IT WAS ME. I THOUGHT BEGINNERS
COULD USE EQUIPMENT I NO LONGER NEEDED.
AKANE: SORRY, I GUESS IT'S IN THE WAY.
RURI: THAT'S NOT TRUE!
YOU'RE SO KIND, AKANE!
-It's in the way.
-Yamada-kun!
I'm the one who's been
forced to clean up that garbage.
Stop calling it "garbage"!
Akane only did it to be helpful!
Please be more selective.
Storage space is limited.
Yamada-kun!
Don't be mean! You have to
choose your words better!
Naughty!
SYSTEM: AKANE HAS LOGGED OUT.
RURI: OH NO
RURI: BE NICER TO AKANE!
RURI: SHE'S NOT A GAMER, YOU KNOW!
That hurt.
CRUNCH?
Did I step on something?
Seriously?
I hate you, Yamada!
Akane
I'm sorry.
I was out of line.
I finally see it now.
Takuma
This is for you.
An apology present.
I hope you'll accept it.
I'm really happy, Takuma!
Takuma
Takuma
Takuma!
A nightmare
Sounds more like a prophetic dream.
Momo, are you enjoying this?
Not really.
I'm actually sick of hearing about Takuma.
That was a fake laugh too.
On the other hand,
I'd love to hear more about
the hot online game otaku.
You really spent the night with him
and nothing happened?
That again?
I told you, nothing happened.
He was just doing a good deed.
That reminds me,
what do I do about Takuma's necklace?
I'm sure I lost it at Yamada's apartment.
What good is a present
from the guy who cast you aside?
CAST ASIDE
Just get over it.
GET OVER I
You've always been like that, Akane.
You prioritize your boyfriends
over your social life,
and you even start playing
dumb online games for them.
Now that you mention it, didn't you start
making lunch
for him after your first date?
It's all too heavy.
I'll stop talking about Takuma.
Please forgive me.
Live and learn.
It's already six, huh?
Time to head home, do my laundry, and
I wonder what's on TV tonight.
My nights are free now.
Playing that game alone is boring too.
It's in the way.
I haven't logged in since that day.
I wonder if that surly afro-head
is still his addict self.
I'm sorry, Akito
I called you here,
so I should get to the point.
I, um well
You see
High-school kids
She must be asking him out.
Those were the days.
I'll bet the guy is popular.
I confessed to my high school senpai
like that too.
-I like you!
-I have a girlfriend.
That hottie, Saito
I wonder how he's doing.
BITTERSWEET MEMORIES
So, um
How much longer?
It's been about seven minutes
since you stopped me.
Can you do some bullet points
and contact me another day?
If you don't mind, the bosses
should be appearing soon.
Excuse me, then.
Hold it right there!
COULDN'T HELP IT
That figures. You've already forgotten.
It's me, Akane. The one you helped
at the online game event.
Oh, the lady who got wasted
and threw up in my room.
I really am sorry about that!
No, wait
Wasn't he a bit rude?
She was obviously trying to ask you out.
Couldn't you let her finish?
I
was being asked out?
You know
you'd be better off learning about
people's emotions than video games.
I'm often told that.
-So you're a high school student, huh?
-Yeah.
That's why you only
ordered soft drinks at the izakaya.
Yeah.
What year are you?
I'm a senior.
Hey, he's wearing the uniform
for Tosei Academy.
That means he's smart.
That school is a nightmare to get into.
Actually
I was hoping to meet you again.
Sorry.
I found it later,
but I had stepped on it.
The heart
split cleanly in two.
Thank you for taking the time.
Have you been carrying it since then?
You mentioned we use
the same train station.
I thought I might run into you.
I guess I should have logged in, huh?
It must have been a pain.
No.
Well, thanks!
I was gonna throw it out,
anyway, so don't worry.
I'm off then.
Excuse me
Here please take it.
I don't need it back.
Now, if you don't mind
Here's the forecast for the Kanto area.
Yesterday's rain moved north,
so today will be sunny.
Tonight will offer a clear view
of the moon.
Here please take it.
I was gonna throw it out, anyway,
so don't worry.
Coming!
TAGAWA EXPRESS MOVING COMPANY
-Hello, you have a delivery!
-Hello, you have a delivery!
The sender is "Ms. Kinoshita."
We'll carry them inside!
Thanks for your business!
"Dear Akane, I'm turning your bedroom
into an exercise room."
"Here are all your things."
"Love, Mom."
So
Why'd you call me?
I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK
You've gotta help me, Momo!
I can't even walk in here.
My mom sent my things from home.
Just look at all this stuff!
What do I do?!
I'm exhausted. Everything goes.
Starting with that huge teddy
Wait! That's a memento.
-It's from my grandmother
-Shut up!
-My Grandma's
-There, next!
Next!
Akane!
These two things are in the way.
What do I do with them?
The umbrella's new, so it can be used,
but the necklace is broken.
Can I throw it out?
Please be more selective.
Storage space is limited.
-"Be selective"
-Huh?
CAREFUL, I'LL THROW THEM BOTH OU
No matter how precious,
I can't hang on to everything.
COMBUSTIBLES - NON-COMBUSTIBLES
So, in the end
you're keeping that one?
Even so
I'm discarding everything else.
After all
I don't need it anymore.
THERE, THERE.
Okay!
Let's cut loose and get some yakiniku!
Your treat, of course.
Cash flow is tight.
Please go easy on me.
-Yes?
-Yamada!
I came to return your umbrella!
Oh, man.
He really is hot!
The name's Momo.
So nice to meet you, Yamada-kun!
GRR
Here you are!
Huh? Something wrong?
Um
I can't find the words.
Yamada-kun!
I'm sorry Akane's
always causing you trouble.
However
If you'll have me,
let's take this opportunity
and marry with the intention of dating!
I won't hesitate to call the police.
SHE REEKS OF ALCOHOL
I told you I didn't need it back.
In fact, it's a nuisance.
Well, you see
It's not just the umbrella.
I also
wanted to thank you!
On the day of that event,
I'm really glad you were there.
Had I been alone
I would have really had it rough.
So, truly
Are you okay?
Thank you!
Oh.
Bye, then!
We'll head home
before you call the police!
Please do.
Momo, time to go home!
Walk with me now!
I'll walk.
ROOM 101: YAMADA
Momo, better watch your step!
Watch step
By the way
Ruri
The Guild Master was worried about you.
She said you hadn't logged in since then.
So
If you have the chance
I will!
I'll login.
Right when I get home!
Will you too, Yamada?
No, I'm going to bed.
You won't?
-Sleep.
-You really won't?
I will marry you.
They multiplied
What should we do, Yamada?
Yamada?
Yoo-hoo!
Yamada?
Hey, what's wrong?
Yamada?
Yamada!
Yamada!
AKANE: YAMADA!
YAMADA: ZZZZZZZ
Subtitle translation by: Brad Plumb
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