Nowhere Boys (2013) s03e10 Episode Script
Unwanted Visitors
1 "Take your senses, sound and sight " It's an immobilising spell.
How do you know about magic? Isn't this proof enough? No way.
What's wrong? It's all around us.
What are they? They're after the talisman.
Your eyes can never lie Your smile I never question why Every moment Like a heartbeat lost in time I'm frozen Every word like a hand in mine Your eyes Can never lie-ie-ie-ie-ie OK, OK.
OK, that's enough for now.
Uh - Uh, Jesse, is it? - Yes, sir.
- And you're 14, right? - Yes.
I'm just not sure a love ballad is what you should be aiming for.
I could do another one.
- Uh, some Adele - Sorry.
Good effort, though.
Next! Uh, number 17? Stupid, stupid.
Come on, Jesse! OK, Kanye, give it your best shot.
I will not let negativity control my life.
I will live the life I can imagine.
Be positive and positivity will flow.
Uh, Jesse Banda speaking.
Audition? Of of course! I'll be ready.
I can do Gilbert and Sullivan.
OK.
Thank you.
No, thank you.
Yes! Jesse Banda, star of Bremin Amateur Musical Theatre Society, ready to slay! Oh! Look out world, here I come! It's a creepy parasite, like, um, Regulan worms from Star Trek, but a lot bigger.
No, no, I don't think so.
I think they're more like a like a kind of incubus kind of thing.
No, they're a creepy-crawly, but they are not an incubus.
No, they're definitely an incubus.
Because you know what an incubus is? - Hey, guys! - OK, tell me what an incubus is.
OK, OK, cool it with the nerd convention.
I've been trying to find what you've described, but so far, no luck.
Oh! You guys will not believe the phone call I just Did you check on the other Ben? Oh, uh yeah No.
- Jesse! - Hey, I I forgot.
Sorry, it's just I got a call from the Bremin Amateur Musical Theatre Society and This is important.
OK? No-one's checked on him since camp.
You'll have to go after school.
It's your turn.
Well, I I cannot do that.
I have to rehearse.
The problem with demons is - Demons? - What? Um, sorry? It sounds worse than it Actually, no, it's it's normally as bad as it sounds.
Anyway, the problem is that their purposes aren't always clear.
You think they're one thing and then they turn out to be something quite different.
So, once again, we've basically got no idea.
Good chats, gang.
Alright, alright, people, settle down.
Eyes on me.
Quiche is not as easy as you think, so take it slowly.
Partner lists on the board.
Nicco, you're with Brooklyn.
Oh, cool.
This'll be great.
Hey, can we try and make the best of this? - No.
- Why not? 'Cause I run like an emu.
Heath! Can I talk to you for a second? You'll be with Claudia, and I've recorded the recipe for you, alright? Let me know if you need any clarifications.
Thanks.
Uh, Miss? I think you've got that on inside out.
Oh.
Thank you, Heath.
So, looks like you're gonna be lucky enough to work with Chef Buckland.
Great! And absolutely nobody is saying that the real reason you joined this elective is to meet girls.
Uh-uh-uh! I'm popping out, just for a moment, and I do not want anyone to destroy my kitchen while I'm gone! So, keep on with the recipe.
Hey, um, would you like to grab the bacon and get started on Eww! You know I'm vegan.
- I'm not touching it.
- Definitely did not know that.
Want to get started on the pastry while I do the fillings? Mm-hm.
Ooh! Ohhh! What is that? I didn't do anything! Yeah, you didn't do anything.
You never do anything and you will never do anything! They got me too.
Oh Aah! Eww! Nicco! Don't look at me.
I didn't This is why no-one likes you! Right back at you.
Hey.
- Hey.
- You've got gym too, right? Yeah.
I was thinking, maybe after Ohh! Ow! What the I don't know what happened, but it was just I'll never understand you.
Ohh! Who does that?! Ohh! Ahh! Is it too late now to say sorry? And then the eggs start exploding and there's flying bacon - Sounds thrilling.
- Shh! - Hey, is that my jumper? - It was in my wardrobe.
Anyway, it's getting urgent.
You've gotta help me with my maths.
No way.
Your idea of help is just me doing your work for you.
I'll give you a few tips on the boy front in exchange.
You could use the help.
Oh, no.
Speaking of which He's so cute.
Really, Kayla? Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
You two could really work.
Shut up, Jesse! Hey, Heath.
Hey, uh Karla.
Uh, Heath Kayla was just trading some romance tips with Nicco uh, for some maths advice.
- Jesse! - Got anything to share? Are you crazy?! - Why did you do that? - It was definitely not me.
Are you trying to ruin my life?! - Kayla! - Leave me alone! Nice one, Jesse.
OK, that was a little freaky.
That was the same sound we heard on camp.
- Gotta go.
- Hey, what are you doing? Demon hunting.
Heath What are you looking for? Follow me.
What is it? Shh.
It's those buggy things.
- Really? Where? - Quiet! There's one.
Be careful.
- Remember what Ellen said.
- Ben pass my bag.
What are you doing? You're trying to catch it?! Is this really a good idea? Did you get it? Do you do you want any help? Oh! Guess there's more than one advantage to not carrying around schoolbooks.
I know our mythic history King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's I answer hard acrostics I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabal Oh, Luke, not again.
"I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliog " " Heliogabalus " Stop ignoring calls! Check this out.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Where did you find it? Here.
In the Home Ec room.
No.
Not today.
- Why are they here? - Who knows? But this guy doesn't seem much of a threat now.
Maybe not right now, but they didn't seem so chilled the other night.
Yeah, we have to find the others and trap them too.
Why does it HAVE to be us? Who else is it going to be, Jesse? These things seem to be after US.
Well, actually, last time, they were just after YOU.
No, they were after the talisman.
Great.
So they're my responsibility? Uh-huh.
- But we'll help.
Here, buggy-sluggy things.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Here sluggy-buggy things.
Here, buggy-sluggy thing.
Come on.
Come and get it.
Jesse, now, catch! Quick! - Pass it! - Go on, get 'em.
Stop wriggling! You've got it.
You've got 'em.
See? Easy.
Well done.
Let's take them to Ellen.
Listen to this.
"Little is known for certain of the ancient Atridax, often referred to as the Four Pillars of Evil.
" Pillars of evil? Nothing to worry about there.
It gets better.
"They are presumed to be the bringers of discord and despair and profound disaster.
" What?! Disaster bugs.
Kind of important.
Well, so is my audition.
The thing is, from what you've described, these critters have elemental affinities.
Like us? Heat caused the eggs to explode and and wind with the locker.
And just like you, elementals will always be stronger when together.
OK, so we just have to keep them separate.
That's it? We just keep them like pets? Those bags won't hold them for long.
We'll need something - Like a demon bug exterminator? - What if ? Is there some kind of spell that we can use to seal the bags? I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
Yep.
Brilliant.
We'll use an entrapment charm.
Something to shut the bags tight.
We just need something something like that.
Paper clips? This must be some kind of budget spell.
As helpful as always, Heath.
"Elements we call together.
A binding thread which lasts forever.
Join and fuse the essence bound, To charm and protect what is found.
" "Earth, water, fire and air.
" "Lock within and never tear.
" "Elements we call together, A binding thread which lasts forever".
"Join and fuse the essence bound, To charm and protect what is found.
" "Earth, water, fire and air.
" "Lock within and never tear " Come to me.
Come to me.
Come to me.
"In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a " Jesse, dinner in five! You can wait till tomorrow.
Get it right.
I will not let negativity control my life.
I I will live the life I can imagine.
Be positive and positivity will flow.
Be positive and positivity will flow.
Why do we always have to get here so early? Well, you could walk, or you could always ask your Dad to give you a lift.
Do you want me to get to class on time or not? Well, if you're bored, you can sort these into 12 sets for me.
I need them for my meeting at 12 o'clock.
Luke, what on earth?! What has gotten into you?! Hey, kid do not touch me.
Sorry, Heath.
Nicco! I hate to ask, I know you hate netball, but we're down a player for the match against Talinda.
That's a shame.
Nicco, please, we need you.
I don't want to have to ask Brooklyn.
Why would I want to play a game where you have to wear a bib? Babies.
A simple "no" would work.
Well, then, here it is.
No.
This school full of puppets wasting their days.
Who would care if the whole place was just Destroyed? Here comes one of them now.
Oh, hey, Heath.
What's up? Puppet.
What? OK.
Can I just ? I need Aah.
Oww! What? Are you OK? I'll come back later.
Be positive and positivity will flow.
This guy! So excited about some pointless, stupid audition.
What did you say? Why bother, Jesse? Musicals are for losers.
Don't be a jerk.
This is my dream.
He's right.
Give up.
You're not good enough.
I'm sick of this.
Let's go.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a That should be enough, yes? You got everything you need? Well That was certainly very original, Jesse.
Original? It was more than that.
Searching for words? Visionary? Brilliant? Jesse, just listen.
We've heard great things about you.
But this was just a a bit dark for the Bremin Amateur Musical Theatre Society.
Did you read the reviews of your last show? Half a star.
- "Absolute rubbish.
" - Ah! Well, that's not exactly true Do you want people at your shows, hm? Well, of course we do.
But we just So, call me when you want five stars.
Until then, enjoy the empty seats.
I can do better than that.
Stop! What are you doing?! You know what to do.
Hey, you you have to put that out! No! Luke, stop! Awesome.
Stay out of our way.
Anyone else have an appetite for destruction? Ellen We need to get the Atridax away from them.
Jesse first.
On it.
Hey, all of you! Enough! You have to stop this! - What's she doing? - Ellen, don't.
It's growing.
Leave us alone.
Stop it! That's enough.
Hey! Ben! You will regret that.
Ben! Ben, look out! Stop! Give me it, Ben.
No, the Atridax is controlling you.
He's right, Jesse.
The Atridax is making you hate everything.
This isn't you.
Don't come any closer.
I said stop.
You don't want to hurt me.
It's OK.
You can fight this.
Focus on what makes you happy.
You can do it.
We have to help the others.
They need you.
I will not let negativity control my life.
Be positive and positivity will flow! - Give it to me! - Give me my bag back! Thought a shock might snap you out of it.
Now, get out of here before you get in more trouble.
Go! Run! Luke Don't even think about it.
Luke, it's controlling you.
Fight it.
Luke, stop it.
Let go of the negativity.
- Ben! - Over here! Keep them separate.
They're powerful little critters.
You can fight it.
You don't want to do this.
It's going to be OK.
What the ?! Did we do that? You get out of here.
I'll take care of the fire.
Run! - What ? - Shh! Alright, I'll go this way.
You head round the back.
Let's have a look.
Oi! Oi! Where are you off to? Ben! Come this way.
Fire's out, boss.
OK.
I'll take this one down to the station.
Um, call the Principal.
OK, in you get.
What's gonna happen to him? - His mum's gonna kill him.
- Uh-huh.
And us.
What do we do? Oh, this is so not good.
You think? Luke, I don't think you understand how serious this is.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Jesse? They have to be here! The bags were magically sealed.
They couldn't have got away by themselves.
Jesse, that ringworm scar, that is a crazy pattern.
The Atridax appeared in this world after we came back from the Empty World, which is when you had those marks on your backs, right? So, it divided up and travelled in parts? What happens when they join up again? It disappears everyone.
How do you know about magic? Isn't this proof enough? No way.
What's wrong? It's all around us.
What are they? They're after the talisman.
Your eyes can never lie Your smile I never question why Every moment Like a heartbeat lost in time I'm frozen Every word like a hand in mine Your eyes Can never lie-ie-ie-ie-ie OK, OK.
OK, that's enough for now.
Uh - Uh, Jesse, is it? - Yes, sir.
- And you're 14, right? - Yes.
I'm just not sure a love ballad is what you should be aiming for.
I could do another one.
- Uh, some Adele - Sorry.
Good effort, though.
Next! Uh, number 17? Stupid, stupid.
Come on, Jesse! OK, Kanye, give it your best shot.
I will not let negativity control my life.
I will live the life I can imagine.
Be positive and positivity will flow.
Uh, Jesse Banda speaking.
Audition? Of of course! I'll be ready.
I can do Gilbert and Sullivan.
OK.
Thank you.
No, thank you.
Yes! Jesse Banda, star of Bremin Amateur Musical Theatre Society, ready to slay! Oh! Look out world, here I come! It's a creepy parasite, like, um, Regulan worms from Star Trek, but a lot bigger.
No, no, I don't think so.
I think they're more like a like a kind of incubus kind of thing.
No, they're a creepy-crawly, but they are not an incubus.
No, they're definitely an incubus.
Because you know what an incubus is? - Hey, guys! - OK, tell me what an incubus is.
OK, OK, cool it with the nerd convention.
I've been trying to find what you've described, but so far, no luck.
Oh! You guys will not believe the phone call I just Did you check on the other Ben? Oh, uh yeah No.
- Jesse! - Hey, I I forgot.
Sorry, it's just I got a call from the Bremin Amateur Musical Theatre Society and This is important.
OK? No-one's checked on him since camp.
You'll have to go after school.
It's your turn.
Well, I I cannot do that.
I have to rehearse.
The problem with demons is - Demons? - What? Um, sorry? It sounds worse than it Actually, no, it's it's normally as bad as it sounds.
Anyway, the problem is that their purposes aren't always clear.
You think they're one thing and then they turn out to be something quite different.
So, once again, we've basically got no idea.
Good chats, gang.
Alright, alright, people, settle down.
Eyes on me.
Quiche is not as easy as you think, so take it slowly.
Partner lists on the board.
Nicco, you're with Brooklyn.
Oh, cool.
This'll be great.
Hey, can we try and make the best of this? - No.
- Why not? 'Cause I run like an emu.
Heath! Can I talk to you for a second? You'll be with Claudia, and I've recorded the recipe for you, alright? Let me know if you need any clarifications.
Thanks.
Uh, Miss? I think you've got that on inside out.
Oh.
Thank you, Heath.
So, looks like you're gonna be lucky enough to work with Chef Buckland.
Great! And absolutely nobody is saying that the real reason you joined this elective is to meet girls.
Uh-uh-uh! I'm popping out, just for a moment, and I do not want anyone to destroy my kitchen while I'm gone! So, keep on with the recipe.
Hey, um, would you like to grab the bacon and get started on Eww! You know I'm vegan.
- I'm not touching it.
- Definitely did not know that.
Want to get started on the pastry while I do the fillings? Mm-hm.
Ooh! Ohhh! What is that? I didn't do anything! Yeah, you didn't do anything.
You never do anything and you will never do anything! They got me too.
Oh Aah! Eww! Nicco! Don't look at me.
I didn't This is why no-one likes you! Right back at you.
Hey.
- Hey.
- You've got gym too, right? Yeah.
I was thinking, maybe after Ohh! Ow! What the I don't know what happened, but it was just I'll never understand you.
Ohh! Who does that?! Ohh! Ahh! Is it too late now to say sorry? And then the eggs start exploding and there's flying bacon - Sounds thrilling.
- Shh! - Hey, is that my jumper? - It was in my wardrobe.
Anyway, it's getting urgent.
You've gotta help me with my maths.
No way.
Your idea of help is just me doing your work for you.
I'll give you a few tips on the boy front in exchange.
You could use the help.
Oh, no.
Speaking of which He's so cute.
Really, Kayla? Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
You two could really work.
Shut up, Jesse! Hey, Heath.
Hey, uh Karla.
Uh, Heath Kayla was just trading some romance tips with Nicco uh, for some maths advice.
- Jesse! - Got anything to share? Are you crazy?! - Why did you do that? - It was definitely not me.
Are you trying to ruin my life?! - Kayla! - Leave me alone! Nice one, Jesse.
OK, that was a little freaky.
That was the same sound we heard on camp.
- Gotta go.
- Hey, what are you doing? Demon hunting.
Heath What are you looking for? Follow me.
What is it? Shh.
It's those buggy things.
- Really? Where? - Quiet! There's one.
Be careful.
- Remember what Ellen said.
- Ben pass my bag.
What are you doing? You're trying to catch it?! Is this really a good idea? Did you get it? Do you do you want any help? Oh! Guess there's more than one advantage to not carrying around schoolbooks.
I know our mythic history King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's I answer hard acrostics I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabal Oh, Luke, not again.
"I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliog " " Heliogabalus " Stop ignoring calls! Check this out.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Where did you find it? Here.
In the Home Ec room.
No.
Not today.
- Why are they here? - Who knows? But this guy doesn't seem much of a threat now.
Maybe not right now, but they didn't seem so chilled the other night.
Yeah, we have to find the others and trap them too.
Why does it HAVE to be us? Who else is it going to be, Jesse? These things seem to be after US.
Well, actually, last time, they were just after YOU.
No, they were after the talisman.
Great.
So they're my responsibility? Uh-huh.
- But we'll help.
Here, buggy-sluggy things.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Here sluggy-buggy things.
Here, buggy-sluggy thing.
Come on.
Come and get it.
Jesse, now, catch! Quick! - Pass it! - Go on, get 'em.
Stop wriggling! You've got it.
You've got 'em.
See? Easy.
Well done.
Let's take them to Ellen.
Listen to this.
"Little is known for certain of the ancient Atridax, often referred to as the Four Pillars of Evil.
" Pillars of evil? Nothing to worry about there.
It gets better.
"They are presumed to be the bringers of discord and despair and profound disaster.
" What?! Disaster bugs.
Kind of important.
Well, so is my audition.
The thing is, from what you've described, these critters have elemental affinities.
Like us? Heat caused the eggs to explode and and wind with the locker.
And just like you, elementals will always be stronger when together.
OK, so we just have to keep them separate.
That's it? We just keep them like pets? Those bags won't hold them for long.
We'll need something - Like a demon bug exterminator? - What if ? Is there some kind of spell that we can use to seal the bags? I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
Yep.
Brilliant.
We'll use an entrapment charm.
Something to shut the bags tight.
We just need something something like that.
Paper clips? This must be some kind of budget spell.
As helpful as always, Heath.
"Elements we call together.
A binding thread which lasts forever.
Join and fuse the essence bound, To charm and protect what is found.
" "Earth, water, fire and air.
" "Lock within and never tear.
" "Elements we call together, A binding thread which lasts forever".
"Join and fuse the essence bound, To charm and protect what is found.
" "Earth, water, fire and air.
" "Lock within and never tear " Come to me.
Come to me.
Come to me.
"In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a " Jesse, dinner in five! You can wait till tomorrow.
Get it right.
I will not let negativity control my life.
I I will live the life I can imagine.
Be positive and positivity will flow.
Be positive and positivity will flow.
Why do we always have to get here so early? Well, you could walk, or you could always ask your Dad to give you a lift.
Do you want me to get to class on time or not? Well, if you're bored, you can sort these into 12 sets for me.
I need them for my meeting at 12 o'clock.
Luke, what on earth?! What has gotten into you?! Hey, kid do not touch me.
Sorry, Heath.
Nicco! I hate to ask, I know you hate netball, but we're down a player for the match against Talinda.
That's a shame.
Nicco, please, we need you.
I don't want to have to ask Brooklyn.
Why would I want to play a game where you have to wear a bib? Babies.
A simple "no" would work.
Well, then, here it is.
No.
This school full of puppets wasting their days.
Who would care if the whole place was just Destroyed? Here comes one of them now.
Oh, hey, Heath.
What's up? Puppet.
What? OK.
Can I just ? I need Aah.
Oww! What? Are you OK? I'll come back later.
Be positive and positivity will flow.
This guy! So excited about some pointless, stupid audition.
What did you say? Why bother, Jesse? Musicals are for losers.
Don't be a jerk.
This is my dream.
He's right.
Give up.
You're not good enough.
I'm sick of this.
Let's go.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a That should be enough, yes? You got everything you need? Well That was certainly very original, Jesse.
Original? It was more than that.
Searching for words? Visionary? Brilliant? Jesse, just listen.
We've heard great things about you.
But this was just a a bit dark for the Bremin Amateur Musical Theatre Society.
Did you read the reviews of your last show? Half a star.
- "Absolute rubbish.
" - Ah! Well, that's not exactly true Do you want people at your shows, hm? Well, of course we do.
But we just So, call me when you want five stars.
Until then, enjoy the empty seats.
I can do better than that.
Stop! What are you doing?! You know what to do.
Hey, you you have to put that out! No! Luke, stop! Awesome.
Stay out of our way.
Anyone else have an appetite for destruction? Ellen We need to get the Atridax away from them.
Jesse first.
On it.
Hey, all of you! Enough! You have to stop this! - What's she doing? - Ellen, don't.
It's growing.
Leave us alone.
Stop it! That's enough.
Hey! Ben! You will regret that.
Ben! Ben, look out! Stop! Give me it, Ben.
No, the Atridax is controlling you.
He's right, Jesse.
The Atridax is making you hate everything.
This isn't you.
Don't come any closer.
I said stop.
You don't want to hurt me.
It's OK.
You can fight this.
Focus on what makes you happy.
You can do it.
We have to help the others.
They need you.
I will not let negativity control my life.
Be positive and positivity will flow! - Give it to me! - Give me my bag back! Thought a shock might snap you out of it.
Now, get out of here before you get in more trouble.
Go! Run! Luke Don't even think about it.
Luke, it's controlling you.
Fight it.
Luke, stop it.
Let go of the negativity.
- Ben! - Over here! Keep them separate.
They're powerful little critters.
You can fight it.
You don't want to do this.
It's going to be OK.
What the ?! Did we do that? You get out of here.
I'll take care of the fire.
Run! - What ? - Shh! Alright, I'll go this way.
You head round the back.
Let's have a look.
Oi! Oi! Where are you off to? Ben! Come this way.
Fire's out, boss.
OK.
I'll take this one down to the station.
Um, call the Principal.
OK, in you get.
What's gonna happen to him? - His mum's gonna kill him.
- Uh-huh.
And us.
What do we do? Oh, this is so not good.
You think? Luke, I don't think you understand how serious this is.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Jesse? They have to be here! The bags were magically sealed.
They couldn't have got away by themselves.
Jesse, that ringworm scar, that is a crazy pattern.
The Atridax appeared in this world after we came back from the Empty World, which is when you had those marks on your backs, right? So, it divided up and travelled in parts? What happens when they join up again? It disappears everyone.