Out There (2013) s01e06 Episode Script
Enter Destiny
1 "Enter Destiny" synchro & corrections by vegemite It's a mystery to me outer space, the future, girls.
I still know very little about them.
I yearn to find out.
I like to think my life with Sharla will be intimate and romantic.
We'll live on an island not Barbados, but definitely the Lesser Antilles.
Man, I really need to tell Sharla that I like her.
Eh, that's a mistake.
We don't have time for girls right now, Chad.
Too much on our plate.
- Speaking of - What's with the luggage? Oh, you didn't hear about my backpack? A lone wolf ambushed me and ripped it clean off my back.
Crazy.
Check it out.
- Wow! Spy Ear? - Amazing, right? Think of all the secret messages we'll say to each other.
Oh, man, we'll say so much special stuff.
That's so cool, man.
It's going to be so Wait.
I got that one wrong.
It's more like like Upperclassmen, man.
They get the pick of the litter.
Besides, there's no way you could compete with that bod.
He's just a delicious hunk, and that's that.
All right, people, experiment time.
Pair up.
Pair up, everybody.
Chris, buddy, uh-uh.
You guys are gonna distract each other.
Pick a new partner.
Can't, sir.
We were once conjoined twins.
If we move further than two feet away from each other, we start to feel a tingle in our hips.
Nice try, Novak.
Chris, pair up with Martha.
Oh, great.
- Uh, Chad, pair up with Destiny.
- Destiny? - What's your name again? - Uh Chad.
Hmm, nope.
That won't do.
You're Chuckles.
Pleasure to meet you, Chuckles.
I'm Destiny.
Mmm.
Want one? - Ever read it? - Nuh-uh.
It's about the meaninglessness and hopelessness of human existence.
Oh, you don't say.
And how do you feel about all that? My dad is making me read it.
It's sort of grim and heady, but I appreciate all philosophy.
We just moved here from the Big Apple.
He got a job teaching poetry to prisoners at the state pen.
Whoa.
Okay, people, your job is to figure out how to drop your egg off of the roof of the school without breaking it.
One for you.
Here you go.
Do you ever get permanent goose bumps? Feel my neck.
Man, I'd never say this in front of Sharla, but I can't imagine ever touching skin as electric as Destiny's.
Great.
You get paired with an exciting princess, and I get stuck with a bulldozer.
Enough! It's Spy Ear time.
Okay, so codenames.
Um you're Desert Fox.
- I'm Autumn Winds.
- Cool.
Hey, Chuckles.
Let's chat about our project.
Come on.
You, me, project.
Let's go, come on.
Um uh, okay.
All right, we'll do this later.
Not a problem.
Should we talk about our project? but my favorite thing of all is baking with my mom.
We baked these Brownies special for the class today.
Here you go.
Enjoy.
Here you go.
My name is Tenebres.
But you shall call me Nightfall.
You should worry about me.
Now, you live with these Brownies in your pants all day, the same way you live with the shame of being you.
And they better still be there when I check later.
Okay.
Cheetoh? Cheetoh, you're alive? Ah! You found me! I thought we lost you in the quicksand.
You made it out! So good to see you, my friend! Ha! This calls for a celebration! Come on.
Let's hit the casino.
Good.
What did he put in your pants? - Brownies.
- That's not right, man.
That's just not something you do to someone.
I could beat that kid up for you, sure, no problem, but you know what? I'd rather help you help yourself.
Everything's so wide open out here.
Living in the Big Apple was like living in a big pile of people.
So stifling.
It's refreshing here! Huh.
I never thought of this place like that ever.
No way! You guys have a roller rink? Oh, weak sauce.
Typical.
Everyone's always shutting the good stuff down.
My father's the same way.
He won't even let me learn French.
Says it's too cliché.
He's one gloomy doomy dude.
But not me! Destiny was like no one I'd ever met before.
She read books, wore panty hose, made her own jewelry, and she drank tea.
Yeah! We were lab partners, yes.
But I wanted more.
But how? What could I say that she hadn't read in her books or seen in her foreign films? Who am I kidding? She'd never go for me.
Ah, Chris.
He'll know what to do.
In third grade there was a solar eclipse.
Despite our youth, we all understood how rare and exciting this moment was.
We were about to witness something powerful, wondrous, fleeting.
Let's roll, Chuckles.
It's locked.
We can't get inside.
What's your plan? Whoa! Whoa, look at you go there.
- You're really getting after it, huh? - Hmm.
Check it out! Wow! Check it out.
She was my muse.
Yeah! An enchanted Rose from heaven.
Something to sniff.
What are you waiting for, Chuck? The water's fine! She was otherworldly.
She was an exotic angel, and she was mine.
It's only a couple of pages, but it is filled with the information of the masters.
Oh.
What's the Three-Day-Punch? It's a punch so powerful that whoever receives the blow will die in exactly three days from the moment of impact.
- Who told you about it? - Lee Man Doo.
- Master Lee Man Doo.
- Whoa.
- What are you doing? - Ah, nothing.
Wow.
You look like you're in tip-top shape, man.
You look like you've been working out.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
You look really happy, man.
Got a lot of color in your cheeks.
Terry and Cheetoh together again.
- Kohai-san.
- Hey, amigo.
Hey, man.
Nice hat.
So vogue.
Huh.
Yeah.
Just something I'm trying out.
Hey, look, sorry I haven't had a chance to try out the Spy Ears.
It's been Destiny's been No sorrys necessary, blood brother.
Need me, don't need me, like a Saint Bernard with a chin barrel, I'll be here.
Hey, Jay! You got to smell this.
It's amazing.
It's a raven's egg.
What's that little gnome doing to Jay? This kid's been after Jay the past couple of days.
I kept it off your plate so you could focus on that Sparkly Susan.
But if you're ready to jump in and big-brother this, you know, split a lip, rip some clothes, bite some hair off, I say do it.
They're laughing at you.
You brought this on yourself, kid.
Hey, that's my brother! He pushed me! The mean boy pushed me.
Is this what you do to little kids? Uh, yeah, yes.
I mean, no.
Your brother? Come on, let's get you away from this animal.
Chad, honey, where have you been? Principal Dild called and told us you attacked a youngster at school.
- A-a new boy? - What the hell are you thinking? Is being the new kid at school a crime, Chad? - No, but you don't - We Stevens don't handle things with our fists.
We want you to invite the Rassbones over for dinner, so we can show them we have manners in our family.
Dinner? Really? Is that necessary? They deserve a proper welcome.
- Where are they from again, Chad? - The Big Apple.
Oh, my.
Then they're cultured.
Well, we'll need to wow them.
Well, well, well.
All alone.
No big brother in sight.
Time for another deposit.
Bend over, brownie pants.
The ancient masters gave you a gift to be used only when faced with a monster of no remorse.
It's time.
Vested in me by the powers of Master Lee Man Doo and Christopher Wild Novak, I deliver to you the Three-Day-Punch! Hi-ya! My sister hits harder than that.
He gave you no choice, Kohai-san.
Now, go.
Celebrate with ice cream.
Hello.
I'm Chad Stevens.
I've come to apologize for pushing Tenebres.
So you're the hood cat that harmed our precious son.
Yeah.
Um, my mom wanted to invite your family over for dinner on Friday.
Oh, thank you.
I just can't say I want this very much.
- But we'll come.
- Uh, okay.
We look forward to I hope you have some sort of good beef to feed us.
Sure.
Beef.
Beef it is.
I'll tell my mom.
The honor is yours.
- I'm just not in the mood.
- Not in the mood? Seriously? Because of some lady? You don't understand.
She's just so so I don't know.
So something.
And you don't see that kind of something very often.
Ah.
Chris, this is Cheetoh.
We grew up together in the jungle.
Cheetoh was the craziest jojo in the land.
We rode around on monkeys, birthed boars, all kinds of crazy shit.
Ain't that right, Cheetoh? Can you believe it? Terry and Cheetoh, together again.
Forever.
Ah, there you go.
Drink up, my little plants.
A little rain from Terry to you.
Well, well, what do we have here? Something illicit, I think.
Where's Cheetoh? - He took off.
- Wha what? And what's that in your hand? Some jumping beans or something that Cheetoh gave me.
No, that's not beans.
That's gold-class aphrodisiac.
- Premium Tijuana Spanish fly! - Holy Mary Mother of God.
That's just like Cheetoh, man a true sex maniac.
I got to go find that hilarious son of a bitch.
Wait up! Cheetoh! Chad, my friend, wash those teeth and put on your best shirt.
That Susie Q will be yours before week's end.
The redemption with Destiny required faith in an unlikely Cupid, and wearing a tie.
But I trusted the Cupid more than the tie.
All right, just worry about looking handsome which you do, by the way and I'll worry about the rest.
Hey, Jaybird, where are we at on the Punch clock? - T minus 63 minutes and counting.
- Perfect.
Okay, Chad, just get that glittery gal of yours into the backyard, and then we use the Spy Ears to pull the old "Don Juan in the bushes" bit.
- And then we fly.
- So, how many should I take? None, because I'm gonna take them.
How is that gonna help? That way you can harness my essence, dude.
As you fumble for words, Chrisanova will be there to pick you up.
Because I'll have utter sexual clarity, man.
Whoa I can feel it.
This stuff is already kickin' in.
Whoa Rose? What's going on? - Where's our furniture? - Emptiness is chic.
Feast your eyes on moi.
- Is that a raincoat? - It's for fashion.
- I think I look chichi.
- Whatever makes you happy, dear.
Desert Fox, I'm in position.
Copy that, Autumn Winds.
Hi! Come in.
Bienvenude! - Welcome.
I'm Wayne.
- Babel Rassbone, traveling poet.
Wife, Astoria.
Son, Tenebres.
Daughter, Destiny.
Destiny.
Never heard that used before.
What a light name.
No, no, no.
There's nothing light about Destiny.
People live here? Good evening.
Thank you for accepting our dinner invitation a gesture of apology for my wrongdoing.
Destiny, won't you join me on the veranda? Um, okay.
- Where's the veranda? - Please, right this way.
Whoa Oh, man.
I'm getting swept away by an erotic psychedelic tidal wave.
Goddamn it.
- Huh? - Nothing.
Uh, tell her to hum her favorite melody e-except No.
A-Ask her what her favorite music is.
Ask her Say no - Uh, sing me a song.
- Excuse me? Uh, you know hum.
Hum hum Now start in with a slow giggle.
Are you okay? Cheetoh! Cheetoh! Jesus Christ.
Babel didn't want to move here at all, but I really needed a change of pace.
Holford is heaven as far as I'm concerned.
- Oh, that is so sweet.
- You are so sweet.
That does it you are joining my craft group.
We made pig paper towel holders last week.
- Do you want to see mine? - Do I want I demand to see yours.
So, Babel, I understand you teach poetry.
You cannot teach poetry.
You can only give it.
Can I show you how to hold a wineglass, Wayne? Like this, not this.
This.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
And your index finger out for flair! - I know how to hold a wineglass.
- Mmm, you will with more practice.
Die! - Die? - Come on, die! Die, die, die! Uh, Jay, what exactly He's trying to psychologically bully Tenebres! Obviously aggression runs in the family.
Excuse me? How dare you categorize my family.
I am a doctor of optometry! Have it your way, you aggressive son of a bitch! Wha th Oh, come here! I hate you! I've lost all track of time, lost all feeling in my feet.
My vision is fuzzy.
Uh, can you excuse me? I, uh Dude, pull it together! This is my shot to win her heart, and we're blowing it! Here.
For you.
Picked it.
Autumn Winds is coming in.
Don't worry, Chad, I'm invisible.
Stay still.
I'm gonna blow in with sensuality.
What in the hell?! You push my brother, and now some weirdo is blowing in my face? It's working.
Destiny! I-I, uh, buh Oh, God.
You're turning into another one of those bubble-mouthed crush boys, aren't you? - Buh, uh - I thought you were different, Chad.
- Freaks! - Destiny, wait! Just too much horny to handle.
Get off me! I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Sure, you're oozing with piss and vinegar, but you lack refinement, sir.
You can keep the bottle of wine.
The nuances will elude you! It's called wine, sir you drink it to get drunk! No.
No.
No! Dad you always do this! Oh, no.
It's happening again.
What the hell? Daughter? Daughter! Daughter, come with me! Thank you for dinner, and I'm only saying that out of protocol.
I want to learn French! I want to learn French! Daughter! Daughter! I'm sorry about us.
I was really looking forward to garage-saling with you.
I have to say, I really like her.
That's when I realized Destiny was just as messed up as the rest of us.
Maybe even more messed up.
After that, Destiny's glittery gloss was gone.
She was just another girl I didn't "get.
" Oh, well.
I could finally see Destiny for who she was a kaleidoscope of a girl I wasn't ready for.
Look at this monkey drawing.
Ah, Cheetoh! Come to Terry.
I'm never gonna lose sight of you again, man.
Oh, look at this.
Buzzers, Goofus WaBoink? It used to be a new candy came out and I noticed it right away.
It was an event.
I barely recognize any of this now.
You know what they say you can never go home again.
I personally think life is a poisonous cupcake, Dave.
By the way, "Dave" is not doing it for me.
- You're Munchie now.
- Wh-whatever you say.
There goes Destiny.
That's okay.
I definitely dodged a bullet there.
- Hey, Rich, you want to play two-player? - Nah.
You should just watch me.
Watch this part.
Watch.
Watch this.
Watch.
Desert Fox, you read me? Right behind you, Autumn Winds.
We got a Sharla at 12:00.
Do you wanna proceed? Negative.
No time.
Too many adventures on our plate.
Copy that, Desert Fox.
Ha! What kind of name is Tenebres anyway? - Yeah, why not Nine-ebres? - Or Eight-ebres! I told you to call me Nightfall! You see? The Three-Day-Punch worked after all.
He just died a social death.
The Three-Day-Punch works in very mysterious ways, little one.
Whoa.
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I still know very little about them.
I yearn to find out.
I like to think my life with Sharla will be intimate and romantic.
We'll live on an island not Barbados, but definitely the Lesser Antilles.
Man, I really need to tell Sharla that I like her.
Eh, that's a mistake.
We don't have time for girls right now, Chad.
Too much on our plate.
- Speaking of - What's with the luggage? Oh, you didn't hear about my backpack? A lone wolf ambushed me and ripped it clean off my back.
Crazy.
Check it out.
- Wow! Spy Ear? - Amazing, right? Think of all the secret messages we'll say to each other.
Oh, man, we'll say so much special stuff.
That's so cool, man.
It's going to be so Wait.
I got that one wrong.
It's more like like Upperclassmen, man.
They get the pick of the litter.
Besides, there's no way you could compete with that bod.
He's just a delicious hunk, and that's that.
All right, people, experiment time.
Pair up.
Pair up, everybody.
Chris, buddy, uh-uh.
You guys are gonna distract each other.
Pick a new partner.
Can't, sir.
We were once conjoined twins.
If we move further than two feet away from each other, we start to feel a tingle in our hips.
Nice try, Novak.
Chris, pair up with Martha.
Oh, great.
- Uh, Chad, pair up with Destiny.
- Destiny? - What's your name again? - Uh Chad.
Hmm, nope.
That won't do.
You're Chuckles.
Pleasure to meet you, Chuckles.
I'm Destiny.
Mmm.
Want one? - Ever read it? - Nuh-uh.
It's about the meaninglessness and hopelessness of human existence.
Oh, you don't say.
And how do you feel about all that? My dad is making me read it.
It's sort of grim and heady, but I appreciate all philosophy.
We just moved here from the Big Apple.
He got a job teaching poetry to prisoners at the state pen.
Whoa.
Okay, people, your job is to figure out how to drop your egg off of the roof of the school without breaking it.
One for you.
Here you go.
Do you ever get permanent goose bumps? Feel my neck.
Man, I'd never say this in front of Sharla, but I can't imagine ever touching skin as electric as Destiny's.
Great.
You get paired with an exciting princess, and I get stuck with a bulldozer.
Enough! It's Spy Ear time.
Okay, so codenames.
Um you're Desert Fox.
- I'm Autumn Winds.
- Cool.
Hey, Chuckles.
Let's chat about our project.
Come on.
You, me, project.
Let's go, come on.
Um uh, okay.
All right, we'll do this later.
Not a problem.
Should we talk about our project? but my favorite thing of all is baking with my mom.
We baked these Brownies special for the class today.
Here you go.
Enjoy.
Here you go.
My name is Tenebres.
But you shall call me Nightfall.
You should worry about me.
Now, you live with these Brownies in your pants all day, the same way you live with the shame of being you.
And they better still be there when I check later.
Okay.
Cheetoh? Cheetoh, you're alive? Ah! You found me! I thought we lost you in the quicksand.
You made it out! So good to see you, my friend! Ha! This calls for a celebration! Come on.
Let's hit the casino.
Good.
What did he put in your pants? - Brownies.
- That's not right, man.
That's just not something you do to someone.
I could beat that kid up for you, sure, no problem, but you know what? I'd rather help you help yourself.
Everything's so wide open out here.
Living in the Big Apple was like living in a big pile of people.
So stifling.
It's refreshing here! Huh.
I never thought of this place like that ever.
No way! You guys have a roller rink? Oh, weak sauce.
Typical.
Everyone's always shutting the good stuff down.
My father's the same way.
He won't even let me learn French.
Says it's too cliché.
He's one gloomy doomy dude.
But not me! Destiny was like no one I'd ever met before.
She read books, wore panty hose, made her own jewelry, and she drank tea.
Yeah! We were lab partners, yes.
But I wanted more.
But how? What could I say that she hadn't read in her books or seen in her foreign films? Who am I kidding? She'd never go for me.
Ah, Chris.
He'll know what to do.
In third grade there was a solar eclipse.
Despite our youth, we all understood how rare and exciting this moment was.
We were about to witness something powerful, wondrous, fleeting.
Let's roll, Chuckles.
It's locked.
We can't get inside.
What's your plan? Whoa! Whoa, look at you go there.
- You're really getting after it, huh? - Hmm.
Check it out! Wow! Check it out.
She was my muse.
Yeah! An enchanted Rose from heaven.
Something to sniff.
What are you waiting for, Chuck? The water's fine! She was otherworldly.
She was an exotic angel, and she was mine.
It's only a couple of pages, but it is filled with the information of the masters.
Oh.
What's the Three-Day-Punch? It's a punch so powerful that whoever receives the blow will die in exactly three days from the moment of impact.
- Who told you about it? - Lee Man Doo.
- Master Lee Man Doo.
- Whoa.
- What are you doing? - Ah, nothing.
Wow.
You look like you're in tip-top shape, man.
You look like you've been working out.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
You look really happy, man.
Got a lot of color in your cheeks.
Terry and Cheetoh together again.
- Kohai-san.
- Hey, amigo.
Hey, man.
Nice hat.
So vogue.
Huh.
Yeah.
Just something I'm trying out.
Hey, look, sorry I haven't had a chance to try out the Spy Ears.
It's been Destiny's been No sorrys necessary, blood brother.
Need me, don't need me, like a Saint Bernard with a chin barrel, I'll be here.
Hey, Jay! You got to smell this.
It's amazing.
It's a raven's egg.
What's that little gnome doing to Jay? This kid's been after Jay the past couple of days.
I kept it off your plate so you could focus on that Sparkly Susan.
But if you're ready to jump in and big-brother this, you know, split a lip, rip some clothes, bite some hair off, I say do it.
They're laughing at you.
You brought this on yourself, kid.
Hey, that's my brother! He pushed me! The mean boy pushed me.
Is this what you do to little kids? Uh, yeah, yes.
I mean, no.
Your brother? Come on, let's get you away from this animal.
Chad, honey, where have you been? Principal Dild called and told us you attacked a youngster at school.
- A-a new boy? - What the hell are you thinking? Is being the new kid at school a crime, Chad? - No, but you don't - We Stevens don't handle things with our fists.
We want you to invite the Rassbones over for dinner, so we can show them we have manners in our family.
Dinner? Really? Is that necessary? They deserve a proper welcome.
- Where are they from again, Chad? - The Big Apple.
Oh, my.
Then they're cultured.
Well, we'll need to wow them.
Well, well, well.
All alone.
No big brother in sight.
Time for another deposit.
Bend over, brownie pants.
The ancient masters gave you a gift to be used only when faced with a monster of no remorse.
It's time.
Vested in me by the powers of Master Lee Man Doo and Christopher Wild Novak, I deliver to you the Three-Day-Punch! Hi-ya! My sister hits harder than that.
He gave you no choice, Kohai-san.
Now, go.
Celebrate with ice cream.
Hello.
I'm Chad Stevens.
I've come to apologize for pushing Tenebres.
So you're the hood cat that harmed our precious son.
Yeah.
Um, my mom wanted to invite your family over for dinner on Friday.
Oh, thank you.
I just can't say I want this very much.
- But we'll come.
- Uh, okay.
We look forward to I hope you have some sort of good beef to feed us.
Sure.
Beef.
Beef it is.
I'll tell my mom.
The honor is yours.
- I'm just not in the mood.
- Not in the mood? Seriously? Because of some lady? You don't understand.
She's just so so I don't know.
So something.
And you don't see that kind of something very often.
Ah.
Chris, this is Cheetoh.
We grew up together in the jungle.
Cheetoh was the craziest jojo in the land.
We rode around on monkeys, birthed boars, all kinds of crazy shit.
Ain't that right, Cheetoh? Can you believe it? Terry and Cheetoh, together again.
Forever.
Ah, there you go.
Drink up, my little plants.
A little rain from Terry to you.
Well, well, what do we have here? Something illicit, I think.
Where's Cheetoh? - He took off.
- Wha what? And what's that in your hand? Some jumping beans or something that Cheetoh gave me.
No, that's not beans.
That's gold-class aphrodisiac.
- Premium Tijuana Spanish fly! - Holy Mary Mother of God.
That's just like Cheetoh, man a true sex maniac.
I got to go find that hilarious son of a bitch.
Wait up! Cheetoh! Chad, my friend, wash those teeth and put on your best shirt.
That Susie Q will be yours before week's end.
The redemption with Destiny required faith in an unlikely Cupid, and wearing a tie.
But I trusted the Cupid more than the tie.
All right, just worry about looking handsome which you do, by the way and I'll worry about the rest.
Hey, Jaybird, where are we at on the Punch clock? - T minus 63 minutes and counting.
- Perfect.
Okay, Chad, just get that glittery gal of yours into the backyard, and then we use the Spy Ears to pull the old "Don Juan in the bushes" bit.
- And then we fly.
- So, how many should I take? None, because I'm gonna take them.
How is that gonna help? That way you can harness my essence, dude.
As you fumble for words, Chrisanova will be there to pick you up.
Because I'll have utter sexual clarity, man.
Whoa I can feel it.
This stuff is already kickin' in.
Whoa Rose? What's going on? - Where's our furniture? - Emptiness is chic.
Feast your eyes on moi.
- Is that a raincoat? - It's for fashion.
- I think I look chichi.
- Whatever makes you happy, dear.
Desert Fox, I'm in position.
Copy that, Autumn Winds.
Hi! Come in.
Bienvenude! - Welcome.
I'm Wayne.
- Babel Rassbone, traveling poet.
Wife, Astoria.
Son, Tenebres.
Daughter, Destiny.
Destiny.
Never heard that used before.
What a light name.
No, no, no.
There's nothing light about Destiny.
People live here? Good evening.
Thank you for accepting our dinner invitation a gesture of apology for my wrongdoing.
Destiny, won't you join me on the veranda? Um, okay.
- Where's the veranda? - Please, right this way.
Whoa Oh, man.
I'm getting swept away by an erotic psychedelic tidal wave.
Goddamn it.
- Huh? - Nothing.
Uh, tell her to hum her favorite melody e-except No.
A-Ask her what her favorite music is.
Ask her Say no - Uh, sing me a song.
- Excuse me? Uh, you know hum.
Hum hum Now start in with a slow giggle.
Are you okay? Cheetoh! Cheetoh! Jesus Christ.
Babel didn't want to move here at all, but I really needed a change of pace.
Holford is heaven as far as I'm concerned.
- Oh, that is so sweet.
- You are so sweet.
That does it you are joining my craft group.
We made pig paper towel holders last week.
- Do you want to see mine? - Do I want I demand to see yours.
So, Babel, I understand you teach poetry.
You cannot teach poetry.
You can only give it.
Can I show you how to hold a wineglass, Wayne? Like this, not this.
This.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
And your index finger out for flair! - I know how to hold a wineglass.
- Mmm, you will with more practice.
Die! - Die? - Come on, die! Die, die, die! Uh, Jay, what exactly He's trying to psychologically bully Tenebres! Obviously aggression runs in the family.
Excuse me? How dare you categorize my family.
I am a doctor of optometry! Have it your way, you aggressive son of a bitch! Wha th Oh, come here! I hate you! I've lost all track of time, lost all feeling in my feet.
My vision is fuzzy.
Uh, can you excuse me? I, uh Dude, pull it together! This is my shot to win her heart, and we're blowing it! Here.
For you.
Picked it.
Autumn Winds is coming in.
Don't worry, Chad, I'm invisible.
Stay still.
I'm gonna blow in with sensuality.
What in the hell?! You push my brother, and now some weirdo is blowing in my face? It's working.
Destiny! I-I, uh, buh Oh, God.
You're turning into another one of those bubble-mouthed crush boys, aren't you? - Buh, uh - I thought you were different, Chad.
- Freaks! - Destiny, wait! Just too much horny to handle.
Get off me! I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Sure, you're oozing with piss and vinegar, but you lack refinement, sir.
You can keep the bottle of wine.
The nuances will elude you! It's called wine, sir you drink it to get drunk! No.
No.
No! Dad you always do this! Oh, no.
It's happening again.
What the hell? Daughter? Daughter! Daughter, come with me! Thank you for dinner, and I'm only saying that out of protocol.
I want to learn French! I want to learn French! Daughter! Daughter! I'm sorry about us.
I was really looking forward to garage-saling with you.
I have to say, I really like her.
That's when I realized Destiny was just as messed up as the rest of us.
Maybe even more messed up.
After that, Destiny's glittery gloss was gone.
She was just another girl I didn't "get.
" Oh, well.
I could finally see Destiny for who she was a kaleidoscope of a girl I wasn't ready for.
Look at this monkey drawing.
Ah, Cheetoh! Come to Terry.
I'm never gonna lose sight of you again, man.
Oh, look at this.
Buzzers, Goofus WaBoink? It used to be a new candy came out and I noticed it right away.
It was an event.
I barely recognize any of this now.
You know what they say you can never go home again.
I personally think life is a poisonous cupcake, Dave.
By the way, "Dave" is not doing it for me.
- You're Munchie now.
- Wh-whatever you say.
There goes Destiny.
That's okay.
I definitely dodged a bullet there.
- Hey, Rich, you want to play two-player? - Nah.
You should just watch me.
Watch this part.
Watch.
Watch this.
Watch.
Desert Fox, you read me? Right behind you, Autumn Winds.
We got a Sharla at 12:00.
Do you wanna proceed? Negative.
No time.
Too many adventures on our plate.
Copy that, Desert Fox.
Ha! What kind of name is Tenebres anyway? - Yeah, why not Nine-ebres? - Or Eight-ebres! I told you to call me Nightfall! You see? The Three-Day-Punch worked after all.
He just died a social death.
The Three-Day-Punch works in very mysterious ways, little one.
Whoa.
synchro & corrections by vegemite, f1nc0